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froggo_zijgeb[_|||_] 2012 <>•-¤¤¤¤--
2012^^^1F Late start. mc Crow 1¡28. mc LD 2¡25.
. SM from LD _14¡31 Hi aard`qfark, hao =yz_dha? Ih wundered =w`r =dha kud help mee wiqf the doörs =tu the can 7**? x x[],
. The MW mj :: Cold solstyce ecjnt soe cold dhis time - tyz wet in-stead. Soe ,: Merry Recjn-Tide![]
. HC r`up4¡03 d``z a delacj: ime helpyng LD wiqf doörs 6m13. And 5¡51 11m54 and ih don't cnow what wee madheled in dhatt time. Tu LD's abode. Shee h``re:bookked the kabbog for 8**. Haqfqfyng chanjed departure-time from 4 tu 7, ih wasnt stecjyng till 8. LD s``t mygh prezznce yz good for her, so ih stecjed till r`QP7€.
. Ih reached HC`s abode8*32. Hee requhested fechation of chocolate from the petrol-station, so ih feched it. Dhen wee got on wi watchyng dekko.
—•••—2012^^^2R mc LD 1¢33 & 1¢35. mc MdMcDd 5**. LD r`up![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
11*29 29m37. SM from LD _14¢08¢18 Hi*B, hope dha_yz well. Pls keep a close eacj on mygh flat oqfer the =week:end azz Pug^Face yz wyrkyng =and mygh keeqxs are in the =paper-rig xx happyqx solstyce dear ghnome xx[]
2012^^^1F Late start. mc Crow 1¡28. mc LD 2¡25.
. SM from LD _14¡31 Hi aard`qfark, hao =yz_dha? Ih wundered =w`r =dha kud help mee wiqf the doörs =tu the can 7**? x x[],
. The MW mj :: Cold solstyce ecjnt soe cold dhis time - tyz wet in-stead. Soe ,: Merry Recjn-Tide![]
. HC r`up
4¡03 d``z a delacj: ime helpyng LD wiqf doörs 6m13. And 5¡51 11m54 and ih don't cnow what wee madheled in dhatt time. Tu LD's abode. Shee h``re:bookked the kabbog for 8**. Haqfqfyng chanjed departure-time from 4 tu 7, ih wasnt stecjyng till 8. LD s``t mygh prezznce yz good for her, so ih stecjed till r`QP7€.. Ih reached HC`s abode
8*32. Hee requhested fechation of chocolate from the petrol-station, so ih feched it. Dhen wee got on wi watchyng dekko.—•••—2012^^^2R mc LD 1¢33 & 1¢35. mc MdMcDd 5**. LD r`up
11*29 29m37. SM from LD _14¢08¢18 Hi*B, hope dha_yz well. Pls keep a close eacj on mygh flat oqfer the =week:end azz Pug^Face yz wyrkyng =and mygh keeqxs are in the =paper-rig xx happyqx solstyce dear ghnome xx[][Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<_2¢11>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.]
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2012^^^1F Late start. mc Crow 1¡28. mc LD 2¡25.
. SM from LD _14¡31 Hi aard`qfark, hao =yz_dha? Ih wundered =w`r =dha kud help mee wiqf the doörs =tu the can 7**? x x[],
. The MW mj :: Cold solstyce ecjnt soe cold dhis time - tyz wet in-stead. Soe ,: Merry Recjn-Tide![]
. HC r`up @4¡03 d``z a delacj: ime helpyng LD wiqf doörs 6m13. And 5¡51 11m54 and ih don't cnow what wee madheled in dhatt time. Tu LD's abode. Shee h``re:bookked the kabbog for 8**. Haqfqfyng chanjed departure-time from 4 tu 7, ih wasnt stecjyng till 8. LD s``t mygh prezznce yz good for her, so ih stecjed till r`QP7€.
. Ih reached HC`s abode @8*32. Hee requhested fechation of chocolate from the petrol-station, so ih feched it. Dhen wee got on wi watchyng dekko.
—•••—2012^^^2R mc LD 1¢33 & 1¢35. mc MdMcDd 5**. LD r`up @11*29 29m37. SM from LD _14¢08¢18 Hi*B, hope dha_yz well. Pls keep a close eacj on mygh flat oqfer the =week:end azz Pug^Face yz wyrkyng =and mygh keeqxs are in the =paper-rig xx happyqx solstyce dear ghnome xx[]
<_2¢11 Sleepyqx - wee wr in frunt of the teli moast awal niht. Riht dhen, flat-watch. x x x[]
2012^^^3S MdMDd r`up 4¢22 cyme in for coffee 46s. Tu paper:fuck. LD r`up @8%% cF 2m37. 8:03€ Crow cawaled the other numbr soe LD h``tu swich d`tu 14m49. SM from LD _21¢03¢16 Oh thanks aard*qfark xxx[]
. SM from zWilliams _2¢33 Merry Cr tu =dhee[.] Ih hope `t dhis dacj and manyh moare tu cyme briññeth [tu] dhee awal the Luqf_ Jocj_ Happyh:ness and good Health in life. Merry Christmas x[]
. Pig:Wit saw mee at the frunt , and inuhited mee tu qINNER. noe erASON not tu, soe dhere ih was. Other prezznt: Duggy_ Molly O`Dwiwr_ & ?Eezr. The fFdD was eWLL qOOKKED; ih gess the bin dyde him a puwwr of good.
—•••—2012^^^4M Tu the station. D`was a slyght seruhyce azz ASLEF was on strike. Ih got tu Gold Hawk Road in short ordyr; ih gess ih got tu the platform at the riht time.
. Ih telephoned HC @6:32€ AS 1mnt. 3 ploddicules swarmed awal oqfer the station; ih haqfqf noe idea what dhey wr at. Ih cawaled hyz iPhone @7%% heewz at Big:Muck NHG wiqf JAB; at Gold Hawk Road Station in q`sd; 2m10.
. Ih telephoned LD @??? shee hahd Crow on the other line soe wanted tu cawal back in 15mnt; dhat was when HC was reachyng the place; when dhen?: dhere till ymb MN [duration unkn?] The 3 ploddaks wr still bt the station but NL in swarm mode. Short:ly dhey shogged off sinj explanation.
. HC was dhere in 18mnt. Hee bade mee accom him in the psewdobus soe ih jumped thru the exyt.. Tu the shop in the petrol-station dhen tu hyz abode, and hee got the doodacky in:tu action. 10 tu 15mnt in:tu the show, hee came oqfer too
%2012??0?4M sleepyqx for it.
. Back tu the station - it was shut! Tu Shepherd's Bush Green for tu get a psewdobus. #94 noe room #148 noe room #94 get fFf the vLATFORM. #148 d?wr ppl standyng up~stecjrs dhen dhey goy on; ih gess dhey wr ordyred off the top. Ih craoched at the frunt the qNTIRE jurnyh. Fuckan gaast:ly jurnyh.
. In:tu Big:Muck. Colin`WF_ RGP_ & Nick. Nick told whygh hee & HC arnt on speakyng terms: HC flipped at him wTICE. Hee wasnt clear bt the detecjls of the argybargye in the lFAT. Ih qTTERED the in:ofRMATION, and dhey agreed ?t takyng Lilyth's accaont azz aFCT yz un:eRASON. Wee wr at qALKANCE awal the wecj tu Nick's abode and back tu NHG dhen e1 goy hoam.
. Morris of G^Munch - hee erMINDED mee ?t iwz mxANT tu be at hyz abode on Friggog; owe fuck! Dhis Friggog, and r`up fyrst tu doj wastyng time. Hee owed 12bPd tu CP, which yz super tastyqx, soe ih lent an extra 12bPd.
. Ih telephoned LD
%2012??0?4M @11:58€ NR. mc LD @11:59€. LD got thru @MN04 wee ex:chanjed news dhen cF. SM tu LD @MN14 Dhen it clicked: noe speechotext left. Miaow Stripy x x x[]
<>2012``0`5T `z`27 Ih telephoned Jinnji @HP3 AS 36s. Tu the 4th step for tu compoze a mj. HC r`up @4¢18 `t wee watch the dekkoes 3m46. @4¢37 `t ih not stop off for food azz heewz cookkyng summnk 58s.
. SM tu Jinnji _5%% Hecjl! Ih picked up the mj @11:57€ but kudnt cawal till the batterye was full. Dhen ih fell a:sleep. Ime bt tu goe tu Shepherd's Bush tu watch uhideoes (arrangjed lasst week). When ih get dhere, ime swichchyng off [the jabber-port]. It shuld be back in action @MN. x x x[]
. Tu the station: it was still aot of action. Ih borded the 52. HC r`up @5¢41 `t we meet up in Big:Muck NHG 1m27.
. In Big:Muck, a lytl gyrl seddf Meryh Krissmass. Ih replyghed in kind azz up:settyng the gyrl wuld be noe good; if shee meeteth mee qxgenn when sheez 15 dhen shee can hear what ih thynk of crissog. Shee told mee bt prezznts: shee got a gtarr. Her brudhyr joined in: hee got a piano. Dhen her syster: shee got a Justin Bieber doll. Shee s``t it siññeth. Ih seddf What ellse wuld yw expect Justin Bieber tu doo? Dhen dheyr dad summoned dhem, and dhey awal left Big:Muck.
. Ih lookked up, and HC walked thru the doör like magic. mc LD @6:33€ & 35. HC reddf aot a chunk of Dihuhine Cosmos, a lyght-wyrk web-site. Tu hyz abode. The food was boil-in-bag rice wiqf curye. Sudden:ly ime super not keen on boil-in-bag: it must be full of BPA. The show 3_2011 was much better dhis time xCOZ ih got 2 detecjls: TARDIS kudnt lock on, KJ's kharakter was terminal:y ill. At the end, HC was too sleepyqx tu watch the latest offer:ment. Time tu goe hoam.
. Ih popped in:tu a shop for a bottle of Mihtyqx Malt. Ih got fed up wi aaskyng shop-keepers tu open bottles soe ih aasked whedher hee sell openers: cjea, hee hahd 1 left; 3pk99. Nao ih can open grip-top bottles.
. Tu NHG on the wecj hoam. Loe RGP_ [un:cnown]_ Colin FW_ Lilyth Kammbl & Nick fresh aot of Big:Muck. RGP_ [un:cnown] & ih got stuck in:tu conuhersation. Apart from `fuck off` & such-like sentiments, what kwens secj yz meanyth:less, wiqf exceptions soe few `t dhey stand aot like fog-lamps. [un:cnown] goy hoam; RGP & ih carryhed on for a while.
. LD r`up @MN13 getyng an extra keeqx for the doör of #38 kud prooqf haard & pricyqx; LD reckoneth `t Caroline the stranj yz an enemy agent; 1^01m41. Tu l`room for tu charrj the jabber-port.
. LD r`up @2¢¢ 1^16m15 ih h``tu connect the jabber-port dhen get daon tu talk; wee madheled Caroline the stranj at lecgth; LD aasked mee bt All:bert; - relatyf:ly breef.
—•••—2012``0`6W `z`28 SM from zAthP _10¢52 Hi [name], hope =dha =yz feelyng a lot better, and =yz munchyng an apple a dacj! :-) let mee cnow when =dha_h picked up my eemzl with the Nephthys mnt and draft A[D] =and also when =dha_hazz a new, uhicjable eemzl address. Many tks & hgw. [name][]
. Ymb lunch-time, ih fell a:sleep; soe much for getyng strecjcjt. Up nu HP3. Ih sat close tu LD's dowr from 4¢20 tu 5¢20 for scribal:ry.
. Tu paper:fuck for tu boryw the A_tu_Z. MdMcDd was dhere. D`was noe coffee soe ih feched a jarr of coffee. Prezznt:ly hee goy aot, and ih got redy tu goe tu Sahi's Cychen. Ih met him when iwz actuhal:y goeyng dhere.
. Mega:Splojj: ih bawt a lantern 29bP99; a jig-saw puzzle for 20p! Ih hahd seerias food in Sahi's Cychen; noe brekfst, noe lunch, a blow:aot. It was pricyqx, but ih felt well fed.
. SM from LD _20¢22 Hi don't for:get bt o2S & Furry's food xxx[]
Tu l`room for tu%2012?0?6W charrj the lantern. AHE came in for a while. American politics.
—•••—2012`0`7H `z`29 12PM28¢59 Dear A`k, thank =dhee for =dhye kindness. Ih hope =dha got back ease:ly & hahd a good sleep. Thanks for beyng kind tu Dud:leyh also. Sorry bt anxicjetyh, Ih hahd a panic attack a kupl of =sd later. Hope =dha`z warm & haqfqf coffee ! xxx[]
. HC r`up @8*== `t wee meet up at Big Muck NHG whidhdher hee went for tu get a:wecj from necjbre noize 39s. mc MD59. Ih faond 3 kannoids of spaggog. Use:ful azz ih dydnt want tu eat junk from Big Muck [Note 2016`4`18M spaggog in kannoids yz junk, but at least tyz not Big:Muck]. Ih ate the hlot. mc HC 9*49 - 1^23 later.
. SM from zAthP _10*47 Am concerned azz ih hvnt heard frm =dhee. R u ok??[] :hvnt in dhis context yz an abbrehuhiation of haqfqfnt. Tyz bad enugh `t ih h`tu put up wiqf monastic English, d``z nao abbrehuhiation what turneth wyrds in:tu other wyrds. iter15¢03.
. The appeerance of waur in Persian water. RGP joined tu us. Hee can't see anyh billdupp tu waur.
. At clozance, we 3 goy tu HC's abode. SM tu zAthP 11:43€ Much ímprooqfed but a:sleep a great deal. Ih will be in tuch soon. Thanks for the interest :)[] SM tu LD xpMN Not a feyry awal dacj! Miaow? x x x[] Dekkoes `Sarah Palin yw Bechcha` `Dr Hoo: The Dr_ the Widuw & the Ward:robe` `JFK`.
—•••—2012`0`8F `z`30 HC & ih watched news ,which in part yz scaryqx, a bicjogramme of Cheryl Tweedy ,which yz funnyqx and good tu cnow, and `Made in Chel:seeqx` ,which yz fluff. Statim at leaqfyng HC's abode, ih uhewed the time: 1¿59.
. SM from zAthP _13¢33 Glad tu hear dhatt. Sleep can be a great healer. =Cookkance tip: boil red lentils in water or stock & chuck in chopped courgettes & potatoes - =real easyqx & nutrytias. U can spice it up wi curry powder!<]
. Tu Arch128: Morgan wasnt dhere. Tu the paper-shop. Ih telephoned LD @QP4 NR. Ih telephoned her mudhyr @4¿23 LD got hoam ymb 2€; like:ly sheez worn aot;; bt repacjryng the aERiAL; if the need cymeth up, wee will jusst h`tu hyghr a reparator; 3m50. Ih telephoned Stepanoff @4¿29 ,,30s. Hee cawaled back @4¿31 38s heez at crujse; heez back on 01`1`2012.
. Nexus. BPA. Obama - the 2 fiascoes. Iwz dhere till clozance. Ih goy strecjcjt hoam - iwz sleepyqx.
. Ih dyde scribal:ry. Afore beddyng daon, ih goy tu #38 for tu see w`r LD was full:y back azz ih h``nt seen or heard her awal dacj. Zahur opened the FD, and aasked where ih h``been; breef. LD was cold, cjecj shee hahd goose-bumps. Shee hahd the heater in action soe ih stecjed dhere tu make sure shee swichched it off when the room was warm enuhhf. Iwz dhere ràdher a loññg time.
—•••—2012``0`9R `z`31 Ih woke up tu goe piddle; back tu sleep. Qxgenn, and back tu sleep. Dhen ih woke up at niht; Well fuck!
. Tu the garden. Tu the T. Pig:Wit goy tu a shop, and on the wecj dhere ínuhited mee tu hyz abode; hohumm & awal dhat. Duggy was shewyng up @3¢¢. On teli, d`was a flick bt Morecambe & Wize. Pig:Wit talked thru much of it. Dhen Mkl Parkin$ shewed a load of foottyj of dhem. Duggy shewed up ymb HP10€ , and soe cawt much of it. Pig:Wit was surprized tu see him soe soon.
. Duggy goy aot for tu strech hyz legs - it must be real necessary after driqfyng from Glasgow tu North Kens^gn. Ih goy wiqf him. Hee aasked mee bt euro, and wee wr in conuhersation aot dhere for ymb a stoind (mild wedhr). The Credyt Crisis 08, sub-prime morrgagjes, Lehman Br*s. Dhen d`was a burst of fyghr-wyrks - we h``been aot dhere ymb 50mnt.
. A pizzog fecher arriqfed at #38. Crow opened the dowr. Ih imagyne `t hee refused tu take it up:stecjrs afore takyng it up:stecjrs. Sudden:ly d`wr candles in the skygh. It lookked like dhey wr launched from Shepherd's Bush Green. Crow left the haose. Hee reckoned `t the candles wr meant tu look like UFO*s. Hee h``tu get hoam for tu let Dud:leyh in - tyz hygh:ly un:like:ly `t Dud:leyh liketh fyghr-wyrks.
. Duggy & ih goy back in-side. Easter; hee described mygh aot:put azz "a lot of in:formation" - it be the uzuhal basic stuff. HBHG; hee h``nt heard of it, but heewz well aware of Dan Braon.
. Computer action. HBHG; psewdohistorye; `New Khronologye` N~racjes; the speed of lyght. Special relatyftyh - at laast ih at least half wecj en:stand it; what:eqfr ih reddf bt it at or bt agj12 yz hygh:ly yn:accurate.
—•••—2012`1`07R xtMD. MD20 Fun^Beam plecjed wi her:self. Ih heard her walkyng bt @MD31. Hmm wank & walk.
. Ih charrjed batteryxz - awal but the Samsung jabber-port. Ih ported shog from BBD tu the Mac:Book.
. HC r`up @5¢34 `t wee meet up 2m07. And soe in short ordyr iwz on the wecj tu Big:Muck NHG. Ih thynk ime in dhat dump too much. HC r`up @6:46€ for a progress report 20s.
. SM from LD _9PM51¢48 H^B, remembre tu scrub =dhye bath =and goe tu the launderette! xx[] <_9:59€ Scrubbety splash. Ih comported the collar bit an aor back. Miaow![]
. HC propozed goeyng tu Express. While iwz at excreticum, hee dis:appeered shog! Ih headed for Express. HC r`up @10:25€ heewz in Tesco 9s. Back tu Big:Muck. HC dydnt want tu goe tu Express nao azz hee hahd food from Tesco; wtf. Hee goy hoam. Ih goy hoam.
. #38 was un:locked soe ih goy up dhere. Crow was dhere. LD spoke of o2 Simplicityh, and dhis time raond ih got on tu it. 2425 @MN08; LD got ym:patient when ih harked the terms & condytions; it dyde her head in; dhis yz the only drawback tu haññyng aot wiqf LD; 24mnt.
2012`1`08S Ih comported notes on jabber-port. While comportyng a SM, the jabber-port fell aot of place, and Motorola sent the nao well aot-of-date mj @4:41€. >_4:51€ Ih don't under:stand? Meow?x x x[] >_4:55€ Bit stressed & menstruhal yrlyer?[] <_4:55€ Ime not surprized - the jabber-port sent an old mj when iwz bt tu delete it. And charrjed mee for the prihuhilegj.[] >_4:59€ Stuff em. Dhey`l be free soon[] <_5:01€ 1550 a munnth yznt quhite free[] Dhat was dhat, and ih got tu sleep.
. SM from LD _5¢32 =Dha kud h`=gotten it for 10bP50 per =munnth. Ih tricjed despyght it fuckyng mygh head up. 15bP50 yz still a better deal A`k[]
. Ih uzed the entire dacj on scribal:rye. Ih dropped in on LD but ih h``tu shog off bcoz mygh cloathes wr too oqfer:dew for cleanance. Which of course duzznt feel good.
. SM fm zDiomar _23¢44 Hi [name] Ih wuld like tu ordyr 6 rtl books for the Roze of Sharon. So ****TER. Thanks j***-m**** Sec.[]
<>2012?1?09M Tu l^room. Loe Cris*M wiqf new rubysh bins. Hee transferred sume rubysh fm an oqfer-flowyng bin tu a new bin. Md`McDd came a:loññg. Dhey took the other 5 bins tu the secret chambr. Dhen ih decyded tu clean cloathes. Dhen Pig:Wit feched a load tu the - fuck soe soon!
. Pig:Wit ínuhited mee tu hyz abode and tu uze hyz computer. well ih kudnt uze the washo for an aor or soe, soe ih took up the offer. And iwz on-line oqfer-niht. Duggy & ih dyde sume seerias madhel of ewgenics; dhen hee got tu sleep.
. Ih logged on:tu Face:Book. D?was a frennd requhest fm Hughes. Ih accepted it statim dhen posted a comment. Ih studyede Tewtonic tucgyths and Neo:pagan gruhps. And ih applyghed for associate m`shype of FyrnSidu.
—•••—2012`1`10T Pig:Wit hahd a uhisyt from hyz SW; peace:ful. Short:ly after 4, hee goy aot for a dental appoint:ment. Dhen ih clozed web pagjes , and goy tu Fluff^Splojj.
. Emny greeted mee dhen Raanah greeted mee. Ih made a fuss of Emny, in part for uhegetion of normalcy in Raanah, of which sheez great:ly in need. Nowel the shut~up~freak was in the mess , and headed tu Emny. Hee real:y duzz beleeqf `t hee oawneth Emny. And Emny goze a:loññg wiqf it, which meaneth `t seerias contact wiqf Emny yznt feasybl. Short:ly ih got on the web.
. The dowr of #38 was locked. Ih paced the garden for a while, un:sure what tu doo next. Dhen ih remembred ?t Tewog yz cheapish dacj at Red Planet, soe ih goy tu Red Planet. Strecjcjt after dinner, ih goge tu bed azz iwz soe sleepyqx.
—•••—2012`1`11W 3¢49. After such a time:ly end tu the preuhiös dacj, Loe Keqfin, and ih told him bt the rubysh:ness of the time. Loe MdMcDd fechyng a bed uot of the smawal store in #38. It be for Pig:Wit. Ih accomed MdMcDd tu paper:fuck; coffee.
. Loe the dowr of #38 was wide open. Up the steps: LD was short:ly takyng prebend tu Croaw. Ih myled bt the frunt till LD feched the prebend thru the dowr. Ih aasked bt her medication: still noe replygh. LD aasked mee tu walk her tu the end of the street; riht hoe.
. At the SW corner, LD propozed `t we walk a:loññg Chest&Bum Road; riht hoe. Aot:side #92 loe 4 sturdy wuden chacjrs. Croaw was in need of new chacjrs bcoz the rubbish from Ikea was worn uot. LD took the prebend tu Croaw , and left mee azz gard for 5mnt. 18mnt later sheewz back. The chacjrs are heqfyh, and shee mused `t we shuld get a kabbog soe ih r`up for a kabbog. D^^z noe riht turn fm Chest&Bum Road soe we h``tu goe left riht and up S+Helen's Concrete.
The kabbog waalaa charrjed us 10pkp.
. LD propozed beyng dhere 10mnt. We must h`been dhere oqfer 2stoinds. LD & ih walked hoam the kwyke wecj azz we wr tired, we walked on the decent side of the street. In her abode, we talked a fecjr it. Shee aasked mee tu take the rubbish aot; riht hoe. Loe the fyrst lady:bug on the wawal behind the wicker shelfyth; hurrà heez a:liqfe & well.
. Prezznt:ly ih seddf Riht, ih h`tu shog off. LD s^^t sheewz g`tu miss mee. Ih sedd Duzz dhis mean `t ih shuld fech pylows & blankets: only if ?want tu. Ime easyh; wuld dhao like tu haqfqf mee heer? Cjes; dhis was clear:ly what shee wanted tu secj in the fyrst place. Ih feched the pylows & blankets. LD was fasst a:sleep! Ih took the pylows & blankets a dhen came back tu LD's flat for tu comport the rubbish. When ih got dhere, iwz too sleepyqx tu doo enfnk soe ih lecj daon wiqf a bottle azz a pylow.
—•••—2012`1`12H LD shaoted `t nsORE woke her. And qxgen. And the 3^` time raond, ih got up , and comported the rubbish. Ih goy tu paper:fuck for tu aask for ehLP wiqf time. Cris^M yz like:ly a:wecj tm xCOZ the jLL:ness yz still at him.
. …A`J`S. The iPhone ran aot of juse wiqf bt half a stoind tu goe. Ih real:y dydnt feel like sittyng dhere xNOTHER 2sd soe ih left it at dhat. Tu G^Munch.
—•••—2012`1`13F Iwz fasst a:xLEEP after a short-sleep dacj. zAthP r`up @1¢31 we 3 MST xEET up afore L^I; HP4; shee obseruhed `t d``z diffycultyh wiqf dis:charrjyng the offykj; shee aasked whedher ih h``cookked lentils ; ih h?? of qOURSE lcEAN for:gotten bt lentils; shee urgjed mee tu bucj a aBG of lentils next week; 25m52.
. AHE r`up @5p2 in 25mnt heewz in Confusion Sq 52s. New Hampshire, Luke R`ski challenjyng Newt Gingrich, Luke R`ski blaggyng in:tu Willard Mitt Romney's aECEPTION. AHE ploññked hyz bag in l`room dhen shogged fFF for refresh:ment. 3¢28 whedher ih wanted an apple-pie @89p:? cjea; 36s. Whedher iWLLIAM J Clin:ton yz a poof; hee xEARD it from a Saudi*Salafi. Chelsea Clin:ton yz uggly; bewtyh; bewtyh products.
. HC r`up @6:28€ `t we m up; HP7; 44s. On the wecj tu Big:Muck NHG, ih got 4 samosaz in Select Shop. When ih got aBCK on qOURSE, AHE wasnt in siht. Hee rup @7:39€ heewz alredy in Big:Muck 22s; mc 7:22€ & 23. Iwz soon dhere. Dhey plecjed koññkers wi dheyr beleefs, which yz un:xETTLE:ful azz dhey boath are un:stable. A:xEAD of clozance, we shiffted us tu the Arab chip-shop.
. We wr in the Arab chip-shop nu 2sd. Uzuhal topics. When AHE goy tu the till for tu xETTLE up, the curlyqx Egyptian at the till aasked whedher AHE hahd enfnk tu driññk: noe. Dhen in Arabic hee aasked s1 daon-stecjrs whedher AHE hahd enfnk tu driññk. AHE was xNNOYED. D`was noe xORRY and noe xTTEMPT at establyshyng `t dhis was a rational procedure. AHE seddf Ime not cymyng back. It yznt like a fylth íncydent but tyz a nujsance.
. SM from LD _23:52 Get daon [tu] the launderette nao [`t] Patrick yz back. =Dha can't leaqf this anyh loññger. =Tyz not fecjr on others. =Dha will thynk moar clear:ly when clean.[] :Patrick in dhis ín:stance yz code-speak for Mr:Barry.
—•••—2012`1`14R xp4. Ih dyde scribal:ry. HC r`up @8¢35€ `t we meet up 25s. Hee r`up @9¢56€ almoast 10 ; iwz amazed; bF. Sinj furdher a:doo, ih goy tu Big:Muck NHG. Denys the kr told `t ih missed HC bie r4mnt. Lilyth_ Colin`FW_ Angela the un:plezznt. And soon the place was shut for the niht.
. Tu G^Munch. After dinner, …AJS. Crow r`up @2???€ LD hahd stuff tu secj; hao ih be: ambihuhalent; when mygh munnth:ly dew date yz; ih haqfqfnt receyqfed a mj, and ih must applygh sume oof tu the accaont; LD s``t an shuld wacjt for the mj afore applyghyng oof tu the accaont ; iwz too tired & throb:ful tu utter `t d`wasnt enugh oof tu start the deal;; dhen d`was a torrent on `t ih must get clean; and `t her carpet yznt clean; LD skwawked in obuhi disturbance; ????. Emotujonal disturbance yznt fun when an be wide awake, dhen d`was dhis!
—•••—2012`1`15S 3¢07. AHE r`up @5¢16 shewyng up soon 24s. A moment later hee cawaled mee - wao iwz dhat ynert. Hee telephoned mee @5¢41 dhen ih got the dowr open. Tu lroom dhen ih feched the kettle & related items.
. Time tu write tu HC rem the fiasco LN _6:48€ Soe ih headed strecjcjt for Big:Muck. When ih got dhere, Denys told mee `t ih missed him bie r4mnt.[] >_6:53€ Tride cawalyng dhee back. Not able tu connect [tu dhee] [=noe connexion]. deduced (correct:ly?) `t dha h``fecjled tu keep [the] jabber-port proper:ly charrjed? Want tu goe for a meet-up nao? (current:ly in bed haqfqfyng declined tu uhisyt The Corner)[]
<_7:14€ Deduction ace. Ih can't relate tu 3 nihts of Big:Muck in a row. Anon, probably Friggog, per:haps Tewog.[] >_7:37€ Fecjr enugh. Ime headyng dhere nao. Cheers.[]
. AHE left @8:23€ Ih dhen remembrf tu speak of E`D`L soe ih folywed him tu the gate. Ih fell up the steps wiqf loss of r`3q of a mug:ful of coffee and wiqf minr hurt tu the riht hand. Thank good:ness the fawal be up not daon. Hmm in `3`2009 LD was fuck:mass:ly off mee, and ih hahd a fuck:mass fawal; td LD yz a bit off mee, and ih hahd a bit of a fawal.
. Ymb HP11€ while iwz chuckyng wash-water aot of the mug loe LD & a frennd ih hahdnt seen before. LD aasked hao ih was; getyng bie or such:like. summnk like Owe good. LD's uhocjce was shakyqx ,a sure siqxn of sprite trubbl, and ih seddf Well dhat's the aansyr tu dhat quhestion. LD seddf Aansyr tu what quhestion? `Hao be dhee`? LD seddf Owe ime O`K, a bit of trubbl wiqf OCD. Shee saondhed azz shee alwz duzz when sheez far fm "O`K". Shakyqx:ly sheewz like Ile speak later.
. A while after ih finyshk coffee, ih hahd food on the rear coap-stoan. After cleanyng up, ih heard a dowr 2:46€: LD & the frennd leaqfyng Confusion Sq, ih gess goeyng tu a bus-stop. LD dydnt notyce mee. Ih hope dhis frennd yz beyng good for LD - shee sure seemeth tu need a boost. …AJS.
—•••—2012`1`16M 3¢11, and ih wasnt redy for action. Tu Select Shop for M^^Malt. @6:51€ ih twigged `t ih wasnt getyng tu DxA. Soe ih cleaned the bath azz LD kept urgjyng mee. Dhen ih cleaned the wash-basin_ the splash-cabinet_ & the wawal. @10:53€ ih beheld `t the job was dun. …AJS.
. SM tu LD _HP11€ The bath yz clean! And the wash-basin_ the splash-cabinet. Ih kudnt get tu the Pagan Scene soe ih dyde the job.[]
—•••—2012`1`17T MD40. SM from HC _1¢37 [eeqfn LN] Friday the 13th to occur 3 times this year, 13 weeks apart[] _6¢15 http://www.flickr.com/photos/pacphoto/5579218723/[]
. Loe Cris*M. Heez on anti~bicjotic stuff , and feeleth much better. The inuhasyf yz audybly in hyz bendogs.
. Ih goy tu P`Land for AA_cells xCOZ the razyr was low on juse and d`wasnt time tu charrj it: 6 Kodak alkaline. Ih ate Cheez Saqfyryqxs & an ornj wiqf the íntention of uzyng the bath. Sudden:ly iwz floppose. Ih uhewed the BBD: time for Wit:Fluff.
. Iwz 10mnt yrly at Wit:Fluff. Alice opened the dowr, and Emny shewed up real soon wiqf noe oawner. In Italye, poker chips are cnown azz fish; it must h`been dun on purpose. Alex not ledhr~jacket entered the cychen , and hoatf `t heez 21 cyme Sunnog. Prezznt:ly Emny dis:appeered probably tu the games-room. Ih logged on:tu W`a: Green Cross Code _ the Marye Ward Centre - Marye Augusta Ward not the nun _ Offaly _ Bluddyqx Marye _ Humanizzm.
. Ih charrjed the 4 batteryxz dhen uzed the bath ih cleaned ;:d; boots off 10:19€. It was bETTEb `n for nu 5^^ - ih shuld h`expunct the junk & garbyj back dhen. When ih collected the I`T items, ih uhewed the time: 1:25€.
—•••—2012`1`18W Alertance @MD; getyng becjonnd ynert took 35mnt. food_ wash & garb took the uzuhal time. Tu Store^Stow. Ih hahd diffycultyh wi findyng the documents. The A`D ih prinnted be a uhersion sent bie zCurye. Ih reached the platform @4¢20 or soe.
. Ih missed L```C```. The blanks wr fylled, and the mnt accepted azz a rugh:ly accurate rekyrd. Jzf^c precjzed the :^: on its humanitarian approhch. iwz good azz S```O```S```. zRhys hahd an ordyr for mee tu ful:fyll. Dhen ih ful:fylled an ordyr from zDiomar for Roze **_***** Assemblall. But hee dydnt cnow which uhersion dhey uze - hee dydnt cnow `t d`are uhersions! It turned aot tu be "English", which:eqfr dhat miht be; it be enugh for dhat job, and ih got on wiqf it.
. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith Station. Moast:ly we madheled which A```A``` shee shuld get in:tu. We parted us fecjr:ly yrly.
. Tu G^Munch, for it was still open. Morris cawaled mee fm oqfer the road. We sat up the steps of ?92 Lanca Road. @MN47 jusst azz iwz thynkyng of goeyng hoam, 2 shslop wiqf nuffnk useful tu doo took interest €jx Sarah Swan:ton.
—•••—2012`1`19H 6¢37; …AJS. The iPhone ran aot of juse @11¢46. And ih soon driffted in:tu deep xLLPP. 2¢19 - dhis was zaastras for meetyng up @HP4. Ih telephoned zAthP fm a trundle r`4¢19 AS ymb half a mnt - the duration was scrapped when ih cawaled qxgen 5¢20? NR; 5¢40 5¢42 5¢51 5t6. mc_RF_4¢43.
. We hahd a bt of time at Tr??? nu 25mnt. L was concerned wi the wyrk of the deacons. The in:side of the pedestal in the saoth yz qfarnyshed, which yz jusst soe much better. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith Station. We parted quhite yrly nu HP9€ xCOZ shee hahd sume scribal:rye tu doo.
. When ih swichched on the BBD, d?wr 2mj:s. When ih swichched on the Motorola jabber-port, d`wr 2mj:s, near certntyh the same 2mj:s and from LD. Ih dydnt haqfqf the kuryj tu read dhem.
—•••—2012`1`20F MdMcDd ccMk tu the 2^` winndow (dhis nao beyng plus effectuhal `n the dowr) @11¢44; coffee. Heez a:wecj for 2 weeks ih thynk startyng tm. Later ih sawt help wiqf readyng the 2mj:s fm LN. Md`McDd was aot, and Nacjer seemed too uhapid - twice shee aasked whedher it was important. Dhen Cris^M shewed up soe ih craqfed hyz help, and q?mnt later we wr readyng the mj:s. _2¢55 Thanks Barney x x[] _3¢00 Excellent! Bath-room job dun. Phone yz been aot of charrj few dacjs xx[]
. Ih applyghed oof tu the o2accaont QT3 1m41. Confirmation 14¢47.
. Ih goy tu Portobello Road eeqfn the shop beside Sitara for tu bucj haññers. D?was noe globe in the winndow of Sitara; bummer ih gess ih missed it. The haññers are dun up azz pajrs in stead of sets of 4; minr nujsance.
. Tu Arch128 for tu get new & bETTEb floppowards. Caspar which yz a fuss-pot ccMk for an altered shyrt. It was not tu hyz likance. Mind heewz riht: it lookked pooffyqx. Ih gess Morgan fecjled tu under:stand the ordyr; per:haps Caspar jusst dydnt express it well. It was teedias, and it was such a releef when Caspar left Morgan tu re:doo the job. It was dun in q`sd, and nao heewz pleased wi it. The floppowards shuld be redy on f03`2`2012. Morgan talked the arse off an ass, and ih left the arch wiqf him @9%%.
. Tu Big:Muck NHG. HC r`up @5p10€ `t we meet up 8s. Heewz dhere in 2mnt; ih gess heewz well on the wecj when hee r`up.And heewz surprized hao soon iwz dhere. Hee recent:ly bawt a copye of a book bie Marshall Bean. but the mj yz daark soe hee duzznt trust Marshall Bean azz a source. The mj of S`G mATTHWE yz of course bryght lyght.
. At clozance, HC wanted tu goe tu NHExpress, but ih dydnt feel up tu recjzyng the complajnt. Soe we goy tu KFC, which yz haard:ly an improoqf:ment. Ih told a tale what Morgan told. HC upped & offed at the mention of dicks. Prezznt:ly Ro:ger*Mccll sawt HC dhen xaw him near the winndow. Ymb 5mnt later, HC was back at the table. Hee uttered an edykt: moratorium on genitalia. Dhen hee got stuck in:tu channeled stuff: Sa:Lu:Sa. We left ymb MN.
. Loe LD sittyng on a step of #205 wiqf DOMINIC which shee cnoweth from the bin. LD was pleased tu see mee; ih felt bETTEb for hearyng it. LD was driññkyng qfodka, Dominic was driññkyng export-beer. In amung a load of Led^Zeppelin, we ccMk up wiqf a dittyh: What shall we wi a druññken feyry (r2) alloy in the morniññ? Put her in the crow's nest till sheez sobre &c.
. Morris^G happened a:loññg. Ih introduced the druññken feyry azz Druññken Feyry. Morris*G soon got on hyz wecj. Crow telephoned LD tu aask her tu fech tu him a packet of coconut biscujts wiqf chocolate. LD goy tu Bestow_ got the biscujts_ and sat wiqf Dominic & mee another r`q`sd. Dominic finyshk hyz beer and d`tu goe hoam. Hee inuhited mee tu uhisyt him anyh old time.
. Ih dyde scribal:rye in bed. LD ccMk tu the winndow!; ih suppozed ?t sheewz stecjyng wiqf Crow. Sheewz after takyng sume stuff tu the recycle station in Cat Taon. Frecjdi & Sparks recognized her, and shee wanted tu giqf dhem sume food; ih dydnt haqfqf a thiññ dhey kud eat. LD aasked mygh opinujon of Dominic: perfect:ly kosher. Dhen we boath goy hoam azz the place was soe cold.
—•••—2012`1`21R Ih stecjed in Croak^Fold awal dacj and dyde scribal:rye. Late in the after:noon ih dozed off. Ih woke up cold & hungry. Ih wrapped m`self wi a kwylt in ordyr tu be warm enugh tu sit on the coap-stoan. Ih wore the shlock heqfyh red kote. After food, iwz real cold - ih kudnt h`laasted dhat loññg sinj the kote. Ih washf up dhen got back tu bed.
2012`1`22S Ymb MD - ih must get a Cityzen Eeco watch dhen ih can cnow the time when awal the batteryxz are flat. Ih charrjed batteryxz. Loe the washo was open, and NF`Neck yz still a:wecj, soe the washo be clean. Ih dyde a wash-load and haarked A`J`S. mc HC 6:38€.
. After A`J`S, ih dyde scribal:rye. Morris r`up @7:25€ and d`was silence 20s. sume time later nu 5p9 Fun^Beam feched a wash-load. Ih wanted tu declare tu her the jocj of bag-wash „tyz total:y the aansyr tu the erm `t came of frunt-loaders„ but sheewz gonn wi:in a mnt.
. Ih tQQu the I`T items & the wash:ment tu Croak^Fold dhen dyde scribal:rye on the coap-stoan. Morris^G r`up @10:04€ heewz walkyng back from Ful`m xCOZ heewz broke , and wuld like tu boryw sume oof when hee be back 53s. 2sd later d`was noe peep from him; ih gess hee figured `t warmth was of moar immediate use `n cash.
—•••—2012`1`23M Alertance 5t11; Fun^Beam at wank quhicjet for her xp11; ih got back tu sleep. HP1. Ih goy aot for tu find aot whedher ih hahd the name of the chaqf haose riht Burleigh: cjep.
. @3¢40 BonyMendel turned up! Shee made an appoint:ment eeqfn Friggog @HP2. Well shit but tyz probably bETTEb `n thru the uzuhal channel. Dhen NF`Neck turned up - scum fest! Cris^M posted a letter. When hee got back, ih bichcharsed BonyMendel eeqfn the bich what binned LD for the sake of it. The thawt was new tu him; must explajn it.
. Pig:Wit happened a:loññg and uhisyted the romish cychen. Heewz back in a mnt , and bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, and it wi soe. iwz on line oqfer niht.
. mc MG_5t7€ 7:32€; AHE_xp8€ MG_8:44€ 9:48€ AHE_QP10€ MG_QTMN 11:59€ MN01.
—•••—2012`1`24T Ih left 38A @3¢59, which yz a bit fine. HC r`up @4¢16 hee hahd plentyh tu secj soe beyng late was nao a certntyh; d`are stranj noizes raond the globe (or yz it the same stranj noize each time?); dhis kud be space bredhren getyng redy for action; 12m49.
. Tu Wit:Fluff uhicja Red Planet. Shit fuck ih dydnt haqfqf enugh ccxx! The xnly explanation: the 10er ih placed in the uzuhal pocket floted aot bcoz the zip yz broken. Ih got a bottle of M`Malt but was other-wize un:fed. Nowel the shut~up~freak wasnt dhere, soe Emny & ih hahd sume time tgedhr. Emny badv mee look up EsQfedraa eeqfn a Balearic*Ilnd reputed tu haqfqf an aberrant magnetic feeld.
. AJS. SM from LD _10:22€ Ardqfark...when youre on line[,] google Patrick Holford nutrytion xx lots of Info t nutrytion for mental ill:ness (incl autism ,depressujon etc) plus physical health problems [? trubbls defects]. Good luck xx[]
—•••—2012`1`25W [*** stuff bt feyry] S1 woke mee @9; ih kud h`dun sinj it. SM from LD @8¢¢ Ken Dodd's dead dog's dad's false teeth! X[] _8¢12 Ih reckon dhat wreckin fur-bawal Dud:leyh yz a re:incarnation of Keith Moon X[] _8¢51 Dhat wreckin fur-bawal h`been slippyng chilli sauce into old folks oqfer:=niht denture cups, dhen when dhey`r running dheyr maoths under the tap[,] hee robbeth dheyr frijj X[] Ih dyde scribal:rye afore goeyng back tu sleep.
. SM from LD _10:33 o2 customer seruhyces are free nao [`t] =dha`z on symplycityh xx[]
. LD r`up @xp11 o2Symplicityh noe charrj; ih haqfqfnt heard from dhem soe ih h`tu get on:tu dhem;; ih spent much of ;:d on readyng bt Feyen; Feyen haqfqf an aduherse reaction tu chickens, which ih dydnt specifygh; ^^s a:goe shee took S:Jn's wyrt and it dyde noe good dhen per:haps a cjear later shee reddf `t S:Jn's wyrt yz bad for Feyen; bF. SM from LD _11¢28 Speak soon Barney xxxx[]
. Ih in:tended tu uze the dacj on learnyng mygh part in the R?A rtl. Well, ih jusst wasnt up tu it. Ih dyde a load of scribal:rye; the time wasnt wasted but ih kudnt doo what ih wanted tu doo. In the end, ih d``t if ih wasnt a:sleep bie 4€, iwz getyng up and getyng redy for HxH.
—•••—2012`1`26H 9¢23. Ih dyde coffee in ordyr tu get awake; 3 mug:fuls xCOZ moar piss wuld be such a nujsance; still ih tQQu 2sd or soe oqfer it.
. Tu Store^Stow for tu read the A`D: zAthP yz the cdd. Ih telephoned zAthP @4¢28 noe connexion. SM @4¢37 And hoo dydnt mention whats what duryng a real loññg cawal? item 6: "Tu ballot for and if approoqfed adqfance tu the degree … zAthP" See ee dhere![] Shee sent a smile @4¢42.
. Ih telephoned Charles @5¢23 cF. Ih telephoned LD @5¢23 NR. Dhen ih swichched off the jabber-port.
. Ih xEACHED HxH ymb 5 wiqf noe notujon of mygh part. Ih got daon tu studye. Ih continughed the studye in chapter and in the L???~ E???M???. Ih stood at the **a*es wiqf book & flash-lyght in xAND. And ih dyde the hoal thiññ from memorye! zCjecjts s``t hee cnew `t ih kud doo it.
. zAthP & ih h`hahd diffycultyh wi electronic communication. Ih got her numbr a:fresh , and tested it @10:29€ noe jocj. Ih shewed dhis diffycultyh tu zBurke and dhis time 10:38€ ih got A`S 28s.
SM from LD 7:16€ [Ih] tricjed tu cawal =dhee back AardQfark xx[]
. On the wecj hoam, ih goy tu Bestow - it was shut! Dhey opened it in r5mnt; it of luck iwz still near:bie. wtf?: dhey cloze the shop eqfry niht when H`O yz bt tu electronic:ly get the figures for the dacj dhen open it when the send yz dun. It duzznt mmKK xENSE: dhey can't tKKu ccxx while the job yz in progress, but d``z noe reason dhey can't haqfqf customers at the shelqfz or wajtyng in:side. MrBlàBlàBlà came in for a hot driññk (fuckan cold niht), and the mysheen was aot of action. Still tyz bETTEb `n the shop beside the station.
—•••—2012`1`27F When iwz bt tu goe tu PMMC for the appoint:ment wiqf Bony^Mendel, ih h``tu goe poo, which yz quhite a good comment on the appoint:ment. Ih got dhere @2¢54. Bony^Mendel aasked bt the room soe ih hahd a rant bt the trubbl in ``z`2005. Bony^Mendel d``t we must meet qxgen wiqf Md`McDd. Shee picked 13`2`2012: tyz a Pagan-Scene dacj; 20`2`2012. Ih need tu shed dhis crud.
. Ih telephoned 2425 @2¢57 9mnt, and ih still wasnt on the tariff LD recommended. Ih thynk ime fed up wiqf the attempt.
. Loe Cris*M, and ih bent hyz ear in the matter of BonyMendel. Hee recommended `t ih tell it tu Ejuay azz hee m`haqfqf sume use:ful shnizzle, soe ih dyde jusst dhat. Ejuay & ih wr in conuhersation till r8€. mc HC 8:01€. Ih majored on beyng warm.
—•••—2012`1`28R Ih in:tended tu telephone Pater but AWAL the batteryxz wr flat! Soe ih charrjed the batteryxz. SM from LD _4¢38 Ih haqfqf an idea: let`s send Fahey tu haqfqf hyz tonsils aot soe [`t] hee can't talk for a =week, dhen we stick him on a plane tu Brazil, pacj a local tribe tu take him for a walk in the recjn forest =and leaqf him dhere. Dhen when dhey cut another tree daon[,] hope:ful:y it will fawal on him, striññ uhest[_] heyryqx noze & awal X[] Ih get the impressujon `t LD yz still angryh at Pig:Wit.
. D`was a job tu doo soe ih dyde it: bucj a hold:kote. The uzuhal bloke's brudhyr was at the caonter. Ih cnow dhis xCOZ when the uzuhal bloke came in, the bloke at the caonter seddf Doo yw cnow mygh brudhyr? Doo ih cnow him alredy?! We nattered for a short while.
. After the purchase, ih sat in CNLBG xCOZ dhey shut it @8 which yz when the charrjance was complete; Ih defyghed the cold and dyde tCRIBAL:ry. Ih saw Nila leaqfyng l`room after getyng the washo in:tu action.
. Ih telephoned Pater @QP9€ HP9€ & QT10€ NR. Ih got thru @10%% philosophye; the Republican primary elections - if the Republicans chooz Ron Paul dhen Ron Paul yz the next presydent, if dhey chooz a1ellse dhen Obama yz still presydent. Ih cawaled back 11¢11 for r`a`mnt azz we was redy tu conclude it; total r72mnt.
. @10:57€ ih saw `t the dowr of #38 was un:locked soe ih goy dhere: LD was aot, ih gessed in Zbryz. S1 goy in:tu #38 and locked the dowr. Ih tkku the hot-driññk kit back tu Croak^Fold dhen dyde moar scribal:rye on the 4th step. Ih dydnt zzww LD cymyng hoam bie qt1€ soe ih goy tu bed but aware `t shee m`h`cyme hoam while iwz takyng the kit hoam. Ih hahd an un:ease feelyth bt her well:fare, soe dhat be the job for next dacj settled.
2012`1`29S Up late. It became obuhi `t ih wasnt g`tu get tu 50GlPl soe ih draññk coffee in lroom. Prezznt:ly ih saw Zahur on the wecj hoam soe ih got in:tu #38 wiqf her. LD was in xWFUL state, and d`was noe electricityh soe ih h`tu get her back tu rihts and get a lamp. SM tu Crow @9:24€ LD yz in urgent need of electricityh; please get heer and sort it aot.[] When ih got back, Crow was on telephone tu LD: Crow was too ill tu goe aot. Ih ploññked the dicjode lamp, and LD felt bETTEb for it statim. AHE r`up @10:47€ but LD's need was much greater soe ih dydnt aansyr it. Iwz wiqf LD the hoal niht, and bie MN sheewz back tu rihts.
—•••—2012`1`30M HC r`up @1¢11 `t we hook up; iwz too tired; 1m27., LD & ih wr boath real sleepyqx. Ih goy tu paper:fuck in quhest of Nacjer. Nacjer was aot soe ih left a mj wiqf Cris*M.. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @HP5 AS 25s. Dhen tu bed - super xLLPP. mc HC 5¢57 6:54€ 8:02€ 8:27€ 8:40€ & 9:08€. What yz soe haard tu under:stand bt too tired after a niht of noe sleep? Hee real:y can be a self-centred fuck:wit. D``z noe prospect of putyng him strecjcjt - hee wuld storm off in a huff.
—•••—2012`1`31T [***]3¢19. Ih saw Joseph O`Sweat & Olihuhia goeyng in:tu #38. Ih thawt of bunkyng in wiqf dhem but noe alredy cautujon yz the bETTEb part of uhalor.
. Alertance: Wit:Fluff. Ih goy tu paper:fuck for tu find aot hao it was ;:d: Nacjer got the mj, and apparent:ly d`was noe euhent of anyh kind. Cris*M whispered `t Joseph O`Sweat & Olihuhia wr dhere; ih thawt un:like:ly `t d`was noe euhent.
. Tu 73C but fyrst tu Red Planet. Ih finyshk a pizzog dhen rhaññ the bell. [ai] opened the dowr. Dhis be Raanah's partog - ih hahd a contribution bie accydent! Wit:Fluff was well attended. HC r`up @4¢13 `t we meet up 55s. Nowel shut~up~freak snapped at mee. Emny was dis:pleased.
. HC r`up @8:12€ for a progress report 30s. And ih walked tu Big:Muck NHG dhoe ih kud h`dun wiqf yrly niht. Iwz wiqf him till clozance. It was the uzuhal heap of lyght-wyrker baloney. Nao d``z Adamu. Hee andor hyz space bredhren teach `t d``z only the_1 and `t the centre of the_1 yz in eqfry 1 of hyz parts, the sum of which parts yz not eeqfn close tu beyng the_1. HC regardeth him:self azz aware cjet hee fawaleth for wyzdm babble.
. HC spoke of Obama's missujon azz declared bie SG:Matthew. Ih seddf Ime not im:pressed wi hyz performance soe far. HC was like Nor ih. Hmm dhere yz a bit of sense, dhoe final dis:illusion yz still a loññg wecj off.
. At clozance, HC inuhited mee tu hyz abode tu watch `Thriqfe`. Ih hahd the sense tu goe hoam; or ih jusst kudnt goe on anyh moar.
. In Confusion Sq loe Cjeqf. Loe lyght in 36A; dog-shit, `t heap of muck Mr:Barry yz back. Cjeqf aasked whedher Max wiqf hyz late-niht noize yz better `n Mr:Barry: like azz a 3 course mele yz better `n a moldyqx burger. And short:ly Alex brawt fewel for the karr. At Alex's xuggestion, ih sat in the back for tu get warm. Prezznt:ly dhey d`tu goe s`where, soe ih goy tu #38 , and rhaññ Zahur's bell: NR. LD r`up @MN41, and the batterye ran aot of juse.
—•••—2012`2`01W Ih charrjed the 4 batteryxz. SM fm LD _MN44 Whygh dyde dha haññ up? Dhen swichch =dhye phone off?[] Jumpyng tu conclusions jusst yznt a good wecj of getyng aansyrs.
. Ih dyde scribal:rye. Ih heard half a stoind or soe of AJS dhen d`was noe band:wydth left. Ih got cold.
. Pig:Wit bade mee ccMk tu hyz abode. Sume time later, hee hoatf `t hee hahd a pizzog for mee. Churlish:ness yz not a wecj tu acheeqf enfnk, soe ih accepted the offer. Pig:Wit watched teli the hoal time. Ih left @MN.
. The dowr of 38 was un:locked, soe ih goy up dhere. LD's dowr was locked, and sheewz not inclined tu get aot of bed at speed soe iwz inclined tu get hoam soon. LD was in not bad shape dhoe obuhi not brim-full of brio. Sheewz amazed `t dhis be MN.
—•••—2012`2`02H Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @xt11 shee saondhed daon~cast; hao ? cold; dhen sheewz like hold on a second ; in 3s it was oqfer; 38s.
. Iwz cold & hungry. Ih goy tu Bestow: spaggog bread-crumbs spice herbs. Ih ate sume in the garden. The winnd was bitter, and ih got real cold eeqfn incypient frosst-bite. Ih needed warmth at speed; ih got it bie means of coffee. Prezznt:ly iwz un:stable soe ih sat daon tu driññk coffee. Ih woke up. wiqf the mug in mygh riht hand and not a drop on the floör. Ih took the kit back tu Croak^Fold. 1¢51 - iwz a:sleep bt 2sd!
. Tu paper:fuck. Nacjer was on the wecj aot when ih got dhere. Ih apprecjzed Cris*M. Dhen preparation.
. Tu Store^Stow xCOZ ih hahdnt redd the A`D. Loe Cris*M leaqfyng paper:fuck; breef. A mj bt F·˙·B·˙·: noe steward. Tu Bestow for pizzog. Loe Nacjer: sheewz ill and soe goeyng hoam; not odd in faol wedhr. Tyz mild:ly odd `t ih met bie chance the same 2 ih met when at paper:fuck bie desiñn.
. Ih got a bit moar in wiqf the S·˙·Pedestal. Iwz stuck for a line of the openance and qxgen for a line of the clozance. zQfitzthum dyde the cookkerye; ih don't cnow what be meant bie noe steward. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith; yn:consequhential.
—•••—2012`2`03F SM fm LD _04¢09 Ih h`left recyclyng [matter] bie =dhye steps in a Wajtroze bag. Hazz_dha made sure Furry hazz decent food? =Dha_duzznt for:get tu feed =dhye:self, dhatts quhite ehuhident. =Tyz fuckyng mygh head up =and un:fecjr on Furry.[]
Ih hahd food in l`room azz ih jusst dydnt want tu get cold. Ejuay goy tu the shed under the stecjr. Dhen MdMcDd came a:loññg - heez back - ih expected him back on Moonog.
. Scribal:rye. Ih re:uhewed matters of NK - Black:Turd, loop-fuck amaonts of oof. LD r`up @MN38 what at?; consideryng lady Muck; whygh, soe ih explajned it; bF 1m33.
—•••—2012`2`04R QPMD. Ih charrjed batteryxz , and dyde scribal:rye. Prezznt:ly Pig:Wit in:uhited mee tu hyz abode. Ymb a stoind later, hee inuhited mee qxgen. Iwz eeqfn colder soe ih goy dhere. Ih in:tended tu goe hoam ymb 10 tu doo sume wyrk dhen snow came on soe the wyrk wasnt feasybl.
. Duggy got back @11:04€. Pig:Wit aasked Duggy tu bucj Fecjr:Trade coffee. Hee s``t 10p of eqfry purchase goze tu Kr Acjd. Hmm whats it bt?, soe ih lookked it up.
. Kr Acjd yz a foran-ajd organ of 41 Churches. Moraqfian Church. Free
Church of England; dhey seemed slimyqx soe ih lookked it up: d`was a split oqfer membre:shype of Churches Tgedhr. The other faction yz yclept the Ehuhangelical Connexion of the Free Church of England. Ih got liht releef in the form of Grace Communion Inter:national. D``z on the web-site Joe^Junior's book bt abandonyng H^W's beleefs. In the middst of the book, ih lookked up Br^Izzrael. Iwz dhere oqfer:niht.
2012`2`05S Iwz stuck in:tu Br:Izzrael. at sun-rize. Duggy got up ymb 7, which yz not yrly for him. After brekfst, hee goy aot, ih thawt tu church, turned aot hee hahd wyrk real yrly. Ih. carryhed on the studye dhen got back tu Joe_Junior's book. PigWit was a:sleep wiqf the radio in action.
. Sume time from 3 tu 4, Horan_ Denys Dunne_ Marye [???] & Leonard uhisyted PigWit. Horan feched aot a dood of Hurlye , and we awal wahched it eeqfn hygh-lyghts of the Awal Ireland Hurlye Finals 1948tu1959. Ih watched moar Hurlye in dhis 1 dacj `n in the prehuhi 49^^.
. Horan reported an artykl in Ireland's Ygh `t the Free:masons planted peedoes in the romish clergye in ordyr tu crash the church. Ih explajned hao masonic structure duzznt entajl eeqfn close tu dhat capacityh. Ih recommended the museum in Great Kween Street. Hee wrote the address; ih don't cnow w`r hee real:y intendeth tu goe dhere. Dhen dhey 4 got redy tu shog off, duryng which preparation, Duggy got back.
. PigWit was dooyng tobacco soe Duggy goy tu the bed-room for tu be a:wecj from the smoke. Wee heard noe moar from Duggy, soe ih gess hee fell a:sleep. Ih left @11€.
. SM from Sabhbha _11¢49 Hao`z it goeyng [,] ****? Which 1 of dheez yz =dhye mecjn contact?[]
<_MN50 Tyz goeyng freeze soe ih stecjed in awal dacj. Ih logged on:tu GCI.org , and reddf an accaont of the abandonation of Arm:strong's tenets. The interest yz largje:ly personal - part of mygh passt.. Ih nao hold 5 offyces in Freemasonry. Ih thynk ime oqfer:dueyng it.[]
—•••—2012`2`06M LD r`up @2¢13 the grump in PigWit's abode ;:d; the dood of Hurlye; LD cnew hao borinng it yz;
; shee aasked what ih seddf tu paper-rig for next dacj Loopy came tu her doer @10, which of course be a nujsance; LD reckoneth `t Loopy yz yn:capable of takyng a datum specifyke:ly `t LD needeth huje loads of sleep; in deed soe soon ih reported `t LD kudnt be dhere for a pointy @5 soe dhey woke her @10;; 34m35.
. A cawal tu 2425 @7:29€ noe duration soe ih gess bF. Ih sure dydnt get enfnk from the dp.
. Ih plugged in batteryxz in S<>C<> dhen goy tu paper-rig for tu meet Md`McDd. A lyght was swichched off when ih got dhere, soe ih wajted at the gate; hmm 8o'clock. Hee h``tu gann tu PigWit dhen wee kud talk at length; cjep ih wasnt redy for another spell of PigWit. Well, hee came up the steps; later sort of thiññ. Ih spoke of the need tu expungj BonyMendel. Ih get the feelyth it be a qfampire - the absence of clear life. Ih h`tu speak bt dhis later on.
. Iwz cold soe ih jusst dydnt want tu get clean - too cold! It became obuhi `t ih wasnt gettyng tu the Pagan Scene. Soe ih goy tu Sahi's Cychen for dinner. Later on ih faond `t dhis dacj yznt the Pagan Scene, and sudden:ly iwz glad ih dydnt goe dhere.
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2012`2`07T_LENTEN SM from LD _MD27:04 Oh noe. Nao ime beyng bodhdhered bt safetyh checks azz Lynda came raond and =mimyred [`t] Nacjer =menjed it on the phone td. Ih seddf [`t] mygh OCD was too sehuhere =and iwd haqfqf a breyk:daon.[]_HPMD o2Symplycityh deal. Tricj qxgenn. Cawal customer seruhyces.[]_MD59:49 Bach flewwr rescue remedye (= khemog)[]
. LD r`up @2¢16 wee madheled the o2 tariff (ime fed up wi hearyng bt it); wee madheled the trubbl from Loopy; 17m49.
. Tu Wit:Fluff. Emny was much dhere, Nowell was real late; dhis yz a heap better `n preuhi occasions. After:ward ih got pizzog for dinner.
—•••—2012`2`08W Loe MdMcDd; heewz goeyng tu the in soe hee dydnt haqfqf time for talkance.
. SM fm LD _4¢34 Kwyke disstrakth Pug:Face[:] ih saw him in Gold:Bloom coffee shop. Hee left at 4¢20%%. KWYKE ih don't want =hee letyng him:self in:tu mygh flat[] mc 4¢27.
. LD rup @5¢14 ih told what Pug:Face dyde after the eoffee shop; shee felt much better for cnowyng it; sheewz on Gold:Bloom Road wiqf ?Cris*D; 1m40.
—•••—2012`2`09H Ih got redy , and headed for HxH. Tu G^Munch, and Ih saw the time: QT4! Soe ih goy tu Arch128 in stead. D`was noe floppoward redy. Dhis be bcoz Sharmecjn hazz flipped aot , a frennd flipped aot , and Morgan was appointed executor tu another frennd. Hee & Rozmrog lookked up the frennd's condytion , and learnt `t shee hazz less `n 17weeks tu liqf.
. Aot of the station, and loe Morris*G. We goy tu hyz abode dhoe ih wanted tu goe hoam; fuck heewz ínsystent. Short:ly s1 came tu Morris*G's doör. Dhis bloke recognized mee from the bin. Morris*G made dinner for us awal. D`was madhel of 9*11. We left ymb HP11.
—•••—2012`2`10F Un:clear; iwz ynert after the action:ful dacj. Loe MdMcDd.; hee h``tu uhisyt Pig:Wit. Ih huññ bt aot:side bcoz ih jusst dydnt feel up tu uzyng time on Pig:Wit. Pig:Wit came aot , and sure enugh bade mee cyme in. Iwz like later azz MdMcDd & ih hahd sume madhel tu doo; and we got on wi it. MdMcDd yz dhere at week-end. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. The experience of Pig:Wit's abode made noe ímpressujon soe ih gess it be perfect:ly ordynary.
—•••—2012`2`11R Up late; food, after which ih h``tu get warm. Zahur's lyght was in action soe ih rhaññ her bell, and shee opened the dowr. LD was on telephone soe ih shogged off wiqf the íntention `t we hook up later on. Pig:Wit bade me cyme tu hyz abode, and dhat was the end of dhat.
2012`2`12S Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode awal dacj. Pig:Wit goy aot soon after 10 tu be back @1. Duggy; heewz busyh wiqf hyz qfan dhen goy hoam, which lattr:ly yz a flat on Groaqf.
. A leprekhaun yclept Patrick came for tu meet Pig:Wit. Hee hahd a notujon `t romoes can't get good posts; ih cited Srr Charles Guthrie; um well dhey can't get good posts in Belfaast.
. Pig:Wit got back gn3. Tu bed. Duggy breezed in & aot. Ih felt crud ymb 6. Ih goy tu mygh room.
—•••—2012`2`13M Ih goy aot @3¢34 - shit dhat be late. Tu NuLine, and ih bawt an oqferawal. SawsagjBros yz noe moar azz of ^^y^2011. market Cafe yz noe moar! Tu Gregg's. The pastyhs wr lewk:warm. Time: 7¢29; shit not g`tu get dhere. Tu Bloom^Swrrl for tu oof the iPhone. HC r`up `t we meet up.
. Mike a kr what was in the armyh. Prezznt:ly ih remembrf meetyng him sume munnths back. Tu NH Express.
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—•••—2012`2`15W 10; ih h``tu licj daon jusst shygh of 1o'clock. Ih got the iPhone in:tu action but the batterye packed up. And ih fell a:sleep. Crap shit, qxgen ih kudnt get dhere. MdMcDd came tu the dowr @r3:51. Ih told him `t ih h`tu be in *****tt* tm; heez g`tu ensure `t ime up for it. D```z intrusion on Friggog; poo.
. Ih wanted tu charrj batteryxz but iwz too sleepyqx. Ih wanted tu get redy for tm, which yz eeqfn less feasybl when an yz sleepyqx. It tQQu mee nu 2sd tu get mygh head tgedhr enugh tu get the I`T ekwype:ment tgedhr.
. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Ih charrjed the 4 batteryxz dhen goy dhere. Hee dyde laund:rye, and we wahched RT. Heewz puzzled at mygh dis:like of Alyona. Alyona dyde sume saond anti-waur stuff dhen sume fem:scum. Tu the un:waryqx, it must look like an equhihuhalence.
. When Pig:Wit shiffted hyz wash:ment tu the drycjo, ih tagged a:loññg soe `t ih kud uze the hot tap - much bETTEb in dhis wedhr but ih dydnt haqfqf the keecqx. Hee h``tu goe back for the keeqx! But hee soon got hyz wash:ment in:tu the drycjo, and ih soon got mygh hands clean , and took the ekwype:ment hoam. Ih dydnt log on tu AJS - dhat be for bath-time tm.
—•••—2012`2`16H MdMcDd came tu the winndow @HP11. It took mee ymb a stoind tu get in:tu action. Iwz on the platform @xt4 - point:less qxgen. Tu Arch128 in stead, same azz lasst week.
. Ro:bert from the Pagan Scene was dhere; hee left in nu 5mnt. James Bicycle-Head wanted tu goe hoam but hyz cat Sparkle wanted tu stecj put, and stecj put shee dyde. Ih hope shee liked spendyng the niht in the arch~haose, but ih won't feel surprized if shee neqfr wanteth tu doo it qxgen.
. Morgan shewed hyz latest acquhysytion eeqfn a book of calend stuff 1901tu2200. Ro:bert from the Pagan Scene came back for what:eqfr it was. Morgan h``tu shew the book dhoe heewz dew tu shog off for archerye. Hmm from arch tu archerye. Ro:bert & ih goy tu e*Roma. e*Roma duzz real meals; ih must doo moar of it and less of Gregg's pastrye. Ro:bert wyrked in Atlantis book-shop for a few munnths while it beloññged tu Psykhic News. Hee gessed `t the mnr Keyth Duncan be 1 of the poofs. Ih gessed `t the other poof was a replace:ment for Ro:bert. Ro:bert hahd summnk tu doo soe hee shogged off soon after finyshyng hyz food.
. Ih goy tu the excreticum. While iwz at poo, HC r`up @???? heewz short:ly goeyng tu Big:Muck NHG; where hee?: Piccadilly; soe much for meetyng in Shepherd's Bush; Ih goy strecjcjt hoam.
. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @HP9§ NR. Ih telephoned Jinnji @9:32€ shee nao liqfqfeth in Golder's Green; Golder's Green yz fun bcoz tyz full of nuttyqx Zhydoffs; when be ih g`tu uhisyt her in Golder's Green? [Same quhestion eqfry time]; which bit?; near the station [azz uzuhal, not precise]; and when? [experience h``tawt mee tu not expect an aansyr]: next week; Thunrog yz aot, Wednog yz probably aot [definyte:ly aot]; ime offn in Kens^gn Hygh Street on Friggog; ih kud walk dhere; and soe it was `t we are meetyng on f24`2`2012; Jinnji h``tu get tu sleep azz shee hazz wyrk @7 [miht eeqfn be trew]; 6m54.
—•••—2012`2`17F Alertance @1. Ih d``t dhis be experiment not the real thiñ azz ih kud doo sinj moar fecjlure. Commence:ment 2¢17; back tu the mecjn room 3¢07; aot @3¢21. Ih goy tu paper:fuck for tu make a new arrangj:ment. Ih s``t ih m`h`tu bichcharse BonyMendel. MdMcDd dhen wanted tu cnow what time the appoint:ment yz. iwz like Don't en:kuragj the bich, but hee rhaññ up. Dhis be xCOZ BonyMendel qxlone can propel the applycation. Tyz not mygh fuckan applycation! S`times ,azz LD pointeth aot, an h`tu duwwt hyz loyaltyh.
. Tu the pharmacy on Gold:Bloom Road for tu get foot-beds: dhey hahdnt eeqfn heard of foot-beds.
Tu Tree:Shit: shee too hahdnt heard of foot-beds. Duzz an h`tu goe tu America tu get shog? Tu Portobello Road. Lush yz NL dhere: the space yz nao a shooh~shop yclept Quharter. Ih lookked in:tu Offykj: shooh~shop not at dhat price. Ih goy in:tu [???]. Loe a white patent-ledhr boot. Dhen a sales:man came at mee. Hee s``t patent ledhr ease:ly geteth cracked. The patent ledhr boots be 73pkp, the other white boots be 84pkp. Ih hope hee told the trewyth. Ih aasked bt Acjr:Ware: hee s``t tyz garanteed for life.
. Tu the Eat:Well Cabin: it was shut. Ih dydnt feel like goeyng tu Gregg's bake-shop azz dheyr pize are tepid. AHE r`up @5¢18 3m09 heewz near:bie and hahd the oof hee owed mee; ih spoke bt the seech of food dhen d`tu goe strecjcjt hoam, which ih estimated at 10tu15mnt. mc 4¢59 & 5¢01. Ih opened the box of boots. D`was noe garantee, in deed noe documents of anyh sort. AHE was dhere in 4mnt. Anonymös: hee s``t dhey`r yn:signifycant. Cjeah, the clacjm We are legion saondheth like an idle bost.
. Tu Arch128. Still not dun azz hee hahd aggro from "3 cjobs on bicycles". Prezznt:ly hee realized `t the aggro be bcoz hee dissed the cjung men on bicycles when dhey aasked bt handle-bars. Hee hahd the same seech later on , and ansyred it properly. We left Arch128 ymb 8€.
. Ih goy tu Eroma for dinner. Wuncee hoam, ih rhaññ Zahur's bell: noe reaction. Iwz sleepyqx soe ih d`tu telephone LD tm dhoe the jabber-ports h``been redy for 2d.
—•••—2012`2`18R Ih heard the alertance but kept goeyng back tu sleep. Ih started scribal:ry @4¢38.
. Crow r`up @5¢56 2m02 LD wasnt at hoam , and wasnt dhere LN; boath her jabber-ports are aot of juse; Crow was aot:side soe ih met him. Ih suggered the bin, and we goy dhere: not in bin. We stood near the druggerye , and madheled the posses. It kud be physical ill:ness. Tu the reception of Confusion ynary. D`are noe casuhaltyh beds tu Confusion ynary. The reception-walaaa gaqfe the telephone numbrs of Hammer:Smith ynary & St Marye's ynary. Crow got on the telephone dhen goy s`where ellse.
. Ih walked raond the haose ràdher a hlot. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @6:36€ AS 28s. Loe Zahur, soe ih folywed her in:tu the haose. LD wasnt back. Ih dyde scribalry.
. HC r`up @9*18 39s soon gannyng tu Big Muck NHG. Hee r`up @10*39 d`was nao noe point in gannyng tu Big Muck ; in the circumstance, ih wasnt surprized at loozyng track of time; ih spoke of the dissap of LD; heewz like duzznt shee got a jabber-port?; noe juse; d``z plentyh of juse aot:lets, yw can charrj em most a`where; only if yw haqfqf a carricary; d`sh`be 1 standard of carricary for awal jabber-ports; ih spoke of hao tu implement it; cF, probably bcoz the batterye was low.
. Ih goy tu Station-Block, azz much for summnk tu doo azz for food. Crow r`up @11*20 shee still yznt back; cF. Ih ate in the garden dhen turned in bcoz iwz tired dhoe d`was wyrk tu due; tm will jusst h`tu be azz good azz statim.
2012`2`19S Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, and it was soe. Prezznt:ly hee goy aot ,ih for:got for what, tu be back @6. Ih majored on Tube. Ih watched sume Nàtsi Occult Historye. Duggy was dhere for a while , and watched a chunk of it. When Pig:Wit got back, we watched stacks of ín:formation:ful uhideoes. In the middle of the niht, hee goy tu bed; iwz at Tube awal niht.
—•••—2012`2`20M Ih saw the time: QT7; hm iwz up for the dacj. Ih watched a dekko rem membre:shype of Anonymös , and ,soe the anonymös dekko makers clacjm, d`bie became a membre of Anonymös.
—•••—2012`2`21T The f`alarm goy off. Ih faond the trubbl: the drycjo was chuckyng aot a huje uholume of steam. Olihuhia kudnt turn it off soe ih walked tu the f`station. A F`F`er told mee `t a f`enjn was alredy on the wecj.
. SM from LD _11¢21 Hi a*k, thanks for =dhye umzl. Ih went tu uhisyt a frennd [,] =and came daon wiqf fluh. Ih got stuck heer. Pls kud =dha keep an eacj aot,[=;] Doo RF cnow [`t] ime a:wecj? Crow & Crysteen became wyryhed =and reported mee missinng tu coppers. Stress:ful. Ime wyryhed [`t] RF miht let dhem:self in:tu mygh flat. =Duzz_dha cnow enfnk? (Kris Mann) Pls replygh xxx Ih can't make it back cjet azz ime still fluhyqx xxxx speak soon hey xxxx[].
. HC r`up @???? `t we meet up. Tu Big:Muck NHG. Ih griped at vv?vv on hyz iPhone.
. Prezznt:ly RGP came in. Ih sudden:ly dyde not feel like the imminent loweration of tone, and ih dydnt hyde it. HC told him bt mygh dis:quhicjet at the vv?vv on the iPhone. Ih itered `t d``z noe point in trackyng Labyr uhoters. GP seddf A bit of a big bluddyqx ín:formation load, catalogueyng eqfry Labyr uhoter. Ih freaked at the dim:ness; ih jusst wasnt fresh enugh for dim:ness. RGP took it badly. Hee aasked what hee h``dun wroññ: been stupid in mygh prezznce. Actuhl:y it be wyrse: hee mocked what ih seddf sinj lysnyng tu mee; still stupid. Hee seddf Ime fuckyng off. And off hee fucked.
. A mnt after fuckyng off, hee wagged a finger in mygh face , and s``t ih "kud get a slap". Ih roze tu mygh feet , and seddf Cjeah? Hee walked tu the doör, and qxgenn ih seddf Cjeah? Cuwward. Hee stood at the winndow , and dyde a wank gesture; HC cawaled it hypocrisye. Iwz disturbed at RGP's nasty:ness. HC seddf Don't wyryh, ile pachch it up. Ime not sure tyz wyrth pachchyng up.
. LD r`up @???? sheewz obuhi in better shape `n at the week-end; ih felt much better for hearyng from LD - HC bie contrast swifft:ly d`tu goe hoam soe ih headed hoam; what RF yz up tu; LD h`tu get off the telephone azz her batterye was low.
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—•••—2012`2`24F Time was a bit short, soe ih dyde the jurnyh bie recjl. Ih got tu Pad^gn dhen folywed the siñn. and borded the Circle Line not goeyng a:wecj from Kens^gn. When it got tu Baker Street, it was obuhi `t it wasnt goeyng tu Kens^gn. D`was noe pf for the trundle tu Kens^gn. In the end, ih goy tu Arch128. We nattered for stoinds on end, and iwz real late getyng hoam.
—•••—2012`2`25R Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, and it was soe. Ih dydnt see MdMcDd awal dacj; hmm tm dhen.
2012`2`26S Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, and it was soe. Like a twit, iwz at inter:web awal niht - not a good idea .when the Pagan Scene yz next dacj.
—•••—2012`2`27M Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode at dacj-breyk. Ih obseruhed `t ih miht be in fit state tu get tu DxA. Pig:Wit goy aot for lunch. The MHP heewz expectyng @2 turned up ymb MD. Hee came back in 20mnt. Fortunate:ly Pig:Wit saw him on the wecj back tu the karr or the other wecj raond. In the after:noon, it became clear `t ih wasnt getyng tu DxA. Ih left #38 @r7€.
. LD r\up @???? sheewz still too weak tu cyme hoam; Bronnwen at Croak^Fold ;:d; the appoint:ment tm - dhis took up a lot of time; prezznt:ly LD's batterye was loaw.
—•••—2012`2`28T Ih thawt ih got up @11. Ih telephoned G·˙·C·˙· statim AS Dhen ih goy tu paper:fuck for tu sort aot the metere. The clock dhere was r9¢35 - the Samsung d¤ was 2¢% a:drifft; real:y iwz up @9¢02.
. The robot on the telephone needed tu cnow the accaont-nr - And ih don't cnow it. Cris*M took oqfer. Wi a bit of JP, hee got thru tu a human. The human needed tu cnow the metere's numbr. MdMcDd came wiqf mee , and wrote the numbr wunce ih got it. Cris*M telephoned E`D`F qxgenn. Prezznt:ly a bloke yclept Rhys got mee on the line. Heewz g`tu assiñn a keeqx tu mee, soe ih h``tu chooz a shop from which tu collect it. The nearest are on Ful^m Palace Road and in Ealiññ. Cris^M faond `t Ful^m yz nearer, soe Super:Chanj on Ful^m Palac Road it yz. Dhere in r3q¢%, Cris^M got thru tu the shop: tyz near the station.. Ih transferred thińñs from the worn-aot hold-kote tu a near:ly hoal hold-kote for tu be ekwyped for the jurnyh. It took ràdher a loññg time, probably oqfer a stoind. Keqfin feched a letter from BBC what was in hyz box; it be bt the swich business. Dhen ih came oqfer floppose.
. Ih wanted tu goe tu paper:fuck for tu find aot what was goeyng on - BonyMendel & awal `t. Well beyng floppose seemed relehuhant soe dhat be what iwz dhere tu report. Ih got dhere @3. D`was noe mention of the appoint:ment, not eeqfn from MdMcDd when hee got back; stranj. iwz dhere quhite a while bcoz iwz soe floppose.
. Emny opened the doör. Khloee & Ash:leyh.
. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode; bummer, ih meant tu get tu charrjance statim. Wee watched a documentary rem billdyng sub:mreens. An address was gonn from hyz eemzl accaont. Ih got it from a web-site. Short:ly afore 11€, ih got on wi charrjance and A`J`S.
—•••—2012`2`29W MD27. D`was enugh hot water in the tank for use of the bath. Ih got real clean dhen headed for the station. G^Munch; the block: 3¢20. Ih wuldnt be dhere while G·˙·C·˙· was dhere. Tu Arch128.
. Arch128 was locked. Ih finyshk lunch dhen walked bt the place; wajtyng yz a cjawn. James CYCLE. Hee telephoned Morgan @4¢59: makyng buttons awal dacj, hee shuld be at Arch128 in a matter of mnt, uppon which heewz super busyh, which we learnt when hee dyde get dhere.
. HC r`up @5p6€ Big:Muck or such-like excite:ment 5m==. Iwz in Arch128 till 10 or soe. LD r`up @11:07€ c`fg 1^09m13. A cawal from a wench on the 29^` of February and ih don't remembre it?; stranj.
—•••—2012`3`01H SM from LD _13¢45 at the end of aor street, d`was a man cryhyng in an AA qfan. Ih thynk heez on the wecj tu a breyk:daon[]
—•••—2012`3`02F mc HC 9¢13. HC r`up @1¢40 CFG 4m46. Ih telephoned Jinnji @5¢20 AS 23s. HC r`up @6:58€ CFG 10m12. mc10:40€.
. SM tu HC _11:11€ Well iwz dhere much later `n expected. Nu tm niht. Croak![] Bie dhere ih gess ih meant l`room.
—•••—2012`3`03R mc HC 3¢36. Dhatts the only part of the dacj `t made an ímpressujon?!
2012`3`04S Ih telephoned LD @HP1 NR. Ih huññ aot wiqf Pig:Wit awal dacj. SM from LD _7:39€ Hi*B[,] ih missed =dhye cawal. Tricjed cawalyng back xxx[]
—•••—2012`3`05M Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode awal dacj.. At eeqfn ih picked up a mj from G·˙·C·˙· `t hee wanted mee azz an offycer in ML tm. SM from LD _7:39€ H*B ih missed =dhye cawal x[] Hm same mnt azz ^d, and half of dhat mj.
—•••—2012`3`06T G·˙·C·˙· r`up @1¢09 heewz short of offycers; hee wanted mee azz J`O`S; ih hahd wyrk tu doo - dhis will take stoinds; 2m07. Ih got a new keeqx forth:wiqf. Ih got a falafel wrap-job at Eat-Well Cabin, which be exact:ly hao ih dydnt feel. The foran kwen runnyng it aasked whedher ih wanted eqffnk. Replygh: Noe; ynions. Shee heard it azz Noe ynions. Ih wasnt tgedhr enugh tu thynk hao tu phrase it. Ih seddf Noe alredy, ih want ynions. Shee muttered the phrase `Noe ynions` tu her:self. Ih ended up wiqf eqffnk except what ih wanted. Dhis combination hahd much less `n the solace-puwwr ih needed soe ih got pizzog; dhis was delacj, and the price of the wrap-job became excess expense; bummer.
. Ih reached HxH gonn7. Ih reached the Temple jusst a:head of ballot. Ih assumed the secret posture , and seddf Made it. Beyng a******ed tu the O****able Degree wr zWaqfny & zBlanky.
. After ceremonye, ih dyde sume administration. Ih h`tu glugh labels in:tu place; point:less job. In consequhence, iwz late at F·˙·B·˙·, but it dydnt matter much azz ih hahd lytl spare space after the pizzog. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith. We wrnt dhere loññg - shee hahd stuff tu doo.
—•••—2012`3`07W Ih got up absurd:ly late nu 3¢37. Tu paper:fuck for tu find aot what became of MdMcDd (heewz tu be at mygh abode @MD). Heewz in the cychen. Ih seddf Dhis yznt MD. Hee apologetic:ly s``t heewz busyh off hyz feet. At what?: mooqfyng Hud$ aot. Holy shit, dhat was kwyke.
. We walked aot tgedhr for hee hahd summnk tu doo in the haose. Heewz aot soon , and offered coffee. Ih s``t iwd gadher the cups , and be dhere soon. Ih washf the cups dhen broke daon on the wecj. Ih stood at the dowr of paper:fuck in state of blub. MdMcDd wyrked aot what was wroññ wi mee. Hee explajned the mooqf malarkey: if an yz still dhere in what:eqfr time dhen anyh of 3 thiññs can happen: ih for:got 1 & 2; 3 yz what dheyr attention yz on: the T^HΛ bunch transfer the oqf "tu sume other project".
—•••—2012`3`08H The dacj of show:daon. Ih goy tu PMMC on mygh oawn. After an un:expected delacj ,probably poo, iwz q`sd late. Wiqf BonyMendel & him:self wr a Pippi wench what hazz nuffnk tu doo wiqf the case and Ro`Gm - final:y met him.
. Azz ih expected, BonyMendel wanted tu shuqf her noze where it shuldnt be. Soe ih turned on the bich. Ro`Gr was surprized tu hear `t d``z a communityh heer. Hyz surprize was a surprize tu mee.
. Loe Keqfin, and ih told him awal bt it. Tu Pig:Wit's abode, and ih told him awal bt it. Ime p`sure iwz dhere moast of the niht.
. AHE r`up @6:17€ headyng for Confusion Sq 2m05. We dyde coffee in l`room.
—•••—2012`3`09F 4; scribal:ry. SM from Jinnji _14¢44 Dyde =dha cawal mee? Hao =yz_dha? We shuld meet up =1 dacj!!!! Xxxx[]
. Ih telephoned LD @xt5 NR. SM from LD _5¢54 H*B, hao x thiññs? Yz eqfrfnk ok at Confusion Sq? xxx []
. AHE r`up @5¢27 heewz headyng for Confusion Sq 34s. Pulse @6:39€ We dyde coffee in l`room. HC r\up @8:35€ meet up in l`room. 53s. Ymb 5t9€, AHE h``tu goe hoam for tu get insulin. LD r`up @8:56€ ih described the confruntation; bF at bt half a stoind. mc xt6.
- The rekyrd dhen: mc HC 9%% & 9:01€ 9:37€ 4m34. Dhis yz poss azz the batterye was flat and it ran aot of juse well after 9%%. Ih gess the cawals wr wunce ih charrjed the batterye, and the date was wroññ but ih dydnt spot it till next time ih charrjed the batterye. Like:ly date: 10th.
. HC arriqfed well after the jabber-port ran aot of juse. Short:ly Zahur came in. Shee hahd a stack of quhestions, moast:ly bt LD & mee.
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—•••—2012`3`12M SM from LD _18¢33 An Irish:man walked in on hyz sune dooyng cocecjn and seddf If ih cachch yw dooyng dhat qxgenn ile rub ywr noze in it[] Dhis yz an Irish coke-joke.
—•••—2012`3`13T Tu 38A ymb 3. And tu 73C cyme time.
. Emny opened the dowr. S1 new: ALESSIA. Sheewz gadheryng contact shnizzle for head offykj; don't cnow whygh dhey dydnt alredy haqfqf it.. We talked for quhite a while.
. Back tu 38A, and iwz dhere well in:tu the wee. mc LD 2:40€.
—•••—2012`3`14W SM from LD _3¢31 Dud:leyh`z not a lesbian.[] Ih telephoned LD @3¢36 NR.
. Loe a stationerye on K`Park_Road. Ih spent a loññg while and a fiqfer. Tu Eat-Well Cabin - it was shut! Loe super:socks; ih bawt 2 pacjrs for 6bPd.
. LD r`up @???? her carpet; whedher sheez cymyng back tu Confusion Sq; the state of shnizzle at the haose; tyz urgent tu furnysh Furry wiqf hygh~grade food; the need tu take action qxgennst BonyMendel: we are getyng tgedhr for the purpose on Sunnog; ?¤??
—•••—2012`3`15H HC r`up @MD08 `t we meet up in Confusion Sq 39s. Soon heewz dhere, and we goy tu CNLBG. Prezzntly it was obuhi `t ih h``nt left enugh time tu get a card for Crow. Soe SM tu Crow @3¢52 Crow - HBD! En:jocj the Sun-Shine in Sun-Shine Week![] The reference yz tu the current open:ness pretense at the White Haose; ih hope hee got it. SM from Crow _16¢32 Thank =dhee uhery much B~)B~)B~)[]
. AHE r`up @9:46€ heewz on the wecj tu Confusion Sq 13s. And soon heewz at the haose. Hyz mind was great:ly exercysed bt Sammy what we met in Sahi's Cychen. In r`q`sd hee got clear `t tyz much plus `t Sammy yz a bit uhage `n `t hee ran an intermittent campacjn qxgennst AHE.
—•••—2012`3`16F Ih woke up wiqf head-ache soe prezznt:ly ih took pills. Prezznt:ly ih goy tu 38A. mc HC 2¢08. Ih telephoned LD @10:24€ sheewz in a shop and near the till soe cawal back in half a stoind or soe 46s. Ih telephoned her @10:40€ NR.
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—•••—2012`3`19M Iwz in 38A awal dacj. _azzi_. The Black Ínstytution. Ih left 38A ymb HP11€. Ih telephoned LD @5pMN CFG 16m17.
—•••—2012`3`20T Iwz woken bie zBamber @8¢36 2m47 an ordyr for :^:Plato; ih aduhised her tu send it bie eemzl. Back tu sleep.
. SM from Cat^Weasel _13¢30 Snot the UE td yz it?[] Ih wanted tu send a replygh but ih jusst dydnt get raond tu it; bum crap.
. HC r`up @2¢04 heewz close tu Confusion Sq 41s. Soon heewz heer, and we goy tu CNLBG. HC got a cawal from ALA which yz Egyptian: meet up in Wymbl @7.
. SM from LD _16¢30 Dear A`k[,] sorry if ih came =trass fed up on the phone. Ih hahd a sore throte[,] =and hauntinngs wr beyng horrybl. Ih feel better nao. [Ih] hope =dha_yz ok x[]
. Emny opened the doör. Alessia wasnt dhere; hmm ih suppozed `t sheewz an addytion tu the crew. Ih remarked `t Raanah's use of make:up lookked like hypocrisye; ih thynk Rojjr the Kr joined in dhis time; ih don't thynk Raanah hazz anyh íntention of recognizyng the yn:consustency. Shee duzznt cnow her brà-size, which yz confirmation of - fuck what yz it confirmation of?!
—•••—2012`3`21W Loe MdMcDd. Hee got back on Moonog. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Ih got stuck in:tu the studye of cookkíes. Iwz dhere oqfer-niht, which real:y was not a good idea.
—•••—2012`3`22H MdMcDd raozed mee @11. Oy iwz sleepyqx - finyshyng a mug of coffee was an effyrt. Ih felt like s1 left a bag of cement in mygh head, and iwz cold. Crash:aot was yneuhytable; ih got back tu bed soe azz not tu get coldocrud. Ih got up gn3. Tu Store^Stow tu find aot w`r it be td: cjep, td. Soe ih ate chips & salad dhen got redy.
. The `chapter` was in action when ih reached HxH. Ih still felt tired but jusst got on wiqf donnyng rtl attire. GC came in while iwz donnyng the surplyce. Hee holp wiqf the buttons - iwz too doapyqx tu get it riht. Ih felt `t summnk was still wroññ but kudnt thynk what. Ih cnocced the doör, and zDio pointed aot `t ih h``for:gotten the *****. Back dhere wiqf the *****. Ih notyced `t ih hahd the sash on the riht shoulder - it shuld be the left. Bie the end of Arch time, iwz alert.
. zAthP s``t shee sent a hoat tu mee but got a baonce-mj. Ih wrote aot the eemzl address qxgenn; ih felt sure the trubbl be uzer-erryr.
. GC conuhecjed mee tu the station. Hee aasked hao loññg: a kupl of stoinds. Heewz surprized `t it taketh soe loññg. Dhis was gn10€. When ih got tu LBG, G^Munch was open, soe dhis wasnt cjet MN. Ih gess the return jurnyh yz kwyker.
—•••—2012`3`23F Ih got up real late , and got redy tu gann aot. Loe MdMcDd; time: 6:36€. Ih cnow `t xF Street hazz a late dacj bi which dhey mean till 8. But ih thynk tyz Thunrog. Soe ih goy tu StoreStow; dhere till clozance.
. A mj from zAthP: shee hahd an extra low line. Ih jusst cnew it be uzer-erryr. Azz uzuhal, iwz surprized at clozance - it felt like a stoind not 4!
. Ih donned the oqferawal & the fleece , got the Motorola jabber-port redy , and goy tu PigWit's abode. PigWit wasnt dhere! Soe ih charrjed the 4 batteryxz , and harked A`J`S.
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2012`3`24R mc AHE MD56. Hee r`up @MD58 2m12 hee wanted tu boryw 42bPd. @1¡39 hee still wasnt at the haose soe ih got redy tu goe tu xF Street for tu get socks for clean-site use. HC r`up @2¡33 `t wee meet up 1m15. Heewz soon at the haose.
. SM from AHE _3¡38 Ime soe sorry [-] h``nt hahd proper sleep =for 2&aHalf dacjs. So ih fell a:sleep.[]
. HC & ih headed for xF Street. When wee drew nygh CNLBG, HC felt like resortyng d`tu. A #7 TJ pulled in at dhatt moment, soe weewz on the wecj tu the West End.
. Ih faond The Scottish Haose ease:ly. Dhey sell cashmere socks @30bPd a pacjr. The socks are marked `Made in England` which seemeth aot of place in `The Scottish Haose`. At least dhey ecjnt made in Red China.
. HC suggered Stock^Pot near Geese Court, so wee goy dhere. The place h``been dun up, and the prices h``been hiked tu machch it - spaggog @7bP40. The food was good but wee won't be repeteyng it at dhatt kind of price. Wee lookked at bills of fare on the wecj back tu xF Street: happen Stock^Pot yz still the cheapest on ???`??? Street.
. HC goy tu Big Muck NHG. Ih goy tu Bliss Pharmacy , and uhewed in:soles. D`was nuffnk quhite like the pacjr ih hahd ymb half a decade a:goe. HC r`up @7*11 3m02 heewz in Big`Muck NHG; iwz amblyng up EWR.
. Loe a Jesus-freak what recognized mee from 2 decades back. Hee reminded of what hee seddf back dhen: god re:mooqfed from him 2 goats_ a dragon_ a spiryt of mad:ness_ and numerös other entityhs `t shudnt be in a1. Whilst hyz theologye yz obuhi bollyx, hee uttered in:siht on spirytuhal attack.
. HC r`up @9*11 2m03 ih only got back a few mnt a:goe. mc 8*14 & 40. Hee r`up @9*45 1m24 iwz "on the job". Hee r`up @10*36 3m15 d`was nao noe point in goeyng tu NHG; meet up tm. Fuck sake, it was obuhi from mygh ambulation `t ih wasnt in tune wiqf NHG.
2012`3`25S Pig:Wit was up fecjr:ly yrly bie hyz standard. Ejuay came in seech of him; noe tgedhr, nuffnk urgent. Up for real ymb 1. HC r`up @4¢37 `t we meet up 1m==. Pig:Wit & ih finyshk aor seech eeqfn St_Antony's Collegj xf. mc 5¢14. Ih donned the hold-kote , and headed for NHG.
. HC r`up @5¢37 iwz bt tu get a load of chips 34s. Ih telephoned LD @HP5 NR. Iwz sleepyqx soe con`on was dull. Fortunate:ly HC's iPad fylled up the time. The place yz total:y different eeqfn a good dose better.
. Pig:Wit sawt mee when iwz walkyng pàst #30, soe ih sped up, and we goy in:tu hyz abode tgedhr. Heewz haqfqfyng diffycultuh wiqf sendyng a mj tu Tim^C. Ih sorted it aot real kwyke; poss a side-effect but it kud be natyf yneptitude. Ih left ymb QTMN. Ih telephoned LD @MN NR.
—•••—2012`3`26M AHE r`up @1¢31 1m51 heewz at the junction of WBG & ChepStow Road , and still needed cash. Hee arriqfed sooner `n ih expected; tu l`room for coffee. We left ymb 4 - it mega:ly dydnt seem dhat loññg.
. Ih still wasnt fully a:wake. Ih figured `t if ih began preparation statim, iwd reach DxA ymb 8 eeqfn 9BST. The talk wuld be oqfer, the return on the wyrk wuldnt be enugh. A lytl later, ih realized `t ih for:got tu ínclude jurnyh-time - iwd h`been dhere ymb 9!
. Ih telephoned LD @QT7€ sheewz getyng oqfer the soar:ness; shee r`up on Friggog but the batterye was emptyh;;
; Big^Muck NHG yz open qxgenn; tyz better `n it was but tyz still Big^Muck; cjes, feyry and Big^Muck don't goe tgedhr; ih mis:judged mygh audience: ih s``t LD kud pass for mortal beside the other feyryes [oy iwz fooled back dhen!] - LD took it tu mean `t shee duzznt look feyry enugh - sob ; ih got her aot of sob bie aaskyng when Paul_2^` yz back (tm);
; Crow & Dud:leyh are beyng sluññ aot in 7weeks; hee goy or yz goeyng tu PMMC for aduhice; LD told him tu goe tu the T`H andor C`A`B; Crow was like cjea but LD duzznt cnow w`r hee will remembr tu doo it; it lookketh like we will h`tu take Crow bie the hand; drecjnance.
. SM from AzthP _7PM23¢12 Hi [bible-name], tks for akknolljyng receypt of eemzl. Ih thynk the current numbr for Br T…g …1915. =Dha cud also check wiqf the secretary. Cheers. A…a[]
. Tu Store^Stow. Ih dyde wyrk on the profile eeqfn add the text rem Sally Ornj-Pecjnt; it was loññg oqfer-dew. Ih up-loaded 3``5 of it - ih got 20mnt or soe extra time. Tu Sahi's Cychen - it shuld h`been dinner in DxA.
. LD r`up @10:39€ BBD 29m01 shee hahd sume text for mee tu stash;; shee aasked bt Charles soe ih reported the enquhyre from Dd Cbl and mygh replygh; LD remarked `t Charles duzznt uze telephone much; we wyrked aot `t Dd Cbl yz at a loss bcoz hee can't get Charles bie telephone; LD examyned NK's motyfation: sinj Charles, NK wuld still be pecjntyng claws for a liqfqfyth; in the yrly cjears, NK was well pleased wi the connexion, dhis bcoz it be the greatest boost tu her life eqfr; Charles yz ease:ly bryght enugh tu cnow `t NK yz dhere bcoz of the wealth, and the thawt can't be good for Charles's state of mind;
; prezznt:ly LD h`tu preseruh her speechotext.
—•••—2012`3`27T SM from Alice _13¢01 Remembe we are bowlyng dhis eeqfniññ. Meetyng [@]5.00 Park Royal Haose. =Dha will need 3bPd for a game[] Dhis was handyqx azz ih h`tu be ellse:where.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode for studye. Prezznt:ly a fat shee-nizzle came tu see Pig:Wit. Sheez quhite boññkerz. Shee stecjed ymb half a stoind , and dydnt menj her name. Ih kud h`dun sinj the interruption.
. Ih left ymb 3. For where? Not a place for which ih need tu be clean, soe ih gess iwz aot tu meet HC. Plus like:ly we watched the flick bt Dd Bacjley & Jean Shrimmp:ton.
—•••—2012`3`28W Ih goy tu Shepherd's Bush in not terrybly good time. SM from HC _12¢01 Hi [name]<` eh, dhis eeqfniññ at 8, ih haqfqf an appoint:ment wiqf mygh GP. Can we wyrk araond dhat? Or leaqf it?[] Dhis mj wuld h`been plus use:ful hahd ih picked it up in time:ly fashion. Ih telephoned HC @7:==€ & 7:28€ NR. mc HC 7:41€. 7:44€ 1m46 heewz in Big^Muck NHG; meet at the petrol-station. Ih reached the petrol-station much kwyker `n ih expected. mc while iwz at the petrol-station 8:08€. Short:ly we met up , and got on wi the ín:tended uhewance [the Bacjley & Shrimmp:ton flick?]
—•••—2012`3`29H OmoAi raozed mee ymb HP11 for h`meetyth. The pizzog was good and in fecjr:ly good suppliqxe, soe the effyrt was rewarded. Better still, the pizzog was well receyqfed bie the meat-heads.
. Ih telephoned LD @xt4 22m08 Crow's land-lord; the Tuffty Club.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih told Pig:Wit [sudden:ly noe moar text.]
—•••—2012`3`30F Up late. Tu Pig:Wit's abode wiqf the íntention of bkBr [ih don't cnow w`r ih ful:fylled the íntention nor what bkBr yz short for]
—•••—2012`3`31R Up in after:noon - bum-odyr. Tu Bloom^Swrrl. D`was bread in wax-paper - w`hey ih bawt sume of dhat! Tyz made bie Warbur:ton. Ih goy hoam for tu eat bread & hunyh. Dhis be the fyrst proper sliced bread in cjears on end.
. While iwz eatyng bread & hunyh, Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Iwz in hyz abode well in:tu the niht. Duggy came tu the flat.
—•••—2012`4`01S Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode awal dacj. ELIZA which was dhere on Tewog 2012`3`27. Ih got hoam late. Shite: Mr:Barry was in resydence. Soe much for the laund:ry ih intended tu doo.
—•••—2012`4`02M R`HP1. SM fm zAthP _13¢21 Hi [name], hope =dha_yz dooyng ok. Pls let mee cnow if =dha =hazz made contact wiqf aor EA. Thanks. **W. A****a AEJ
. Ih passed the dacj in Pig:Wit's abode. Ih posted political comment.
. Pig:Wit fell a:sleep in eeqfnicg. Gn10 at niht, Zahur cckk tu the winndow. Sheez mooqfyng aot tm. New location: 38 Gold:Bloom Road.
. Final:y ih got O`K. Ih reported it tu Pig:Wit, and hee got up.
—•••—2012`4`03T MdMcDd raozed mee @HP11: recyclance @MD. The gardeners turned up! The f*alarm tQQu leaqf of itts senses. Cris*M & OmoAi. Keqfin. OmoAi reckoned `t it wecjled 8 times. Karlos on the wecj back. D`was ramble talk. Loe MdMcDd. Hee hahd an appoint:ment soe recyclance @3. 3¢57! Loe MdMcDd on the wecj back from Station-Block! Ih wasnt exact:ly keepyng an eacj on the clock. Hee hahd a meetyth, soe we arrangjf tu doo the job after bin. Dhen d`was recjn!
. Tu Wit:Fluff. Raanah wasnt dhere. Nowel was nasty tu mee dhen prezznt:ly tu Neeko. Ih commenced wyrk on Connexion*ZZN*com
. Back tu 38A. Denys was dhere. _-_ bad wobble.
—•••—2012`4`04W MdMcDd raozed mee fm deep sleep. Prezznt:ly iwz hungry soe ih goy tu Station-Block for food. At Dub^Sploj d`was clearance sale bcoz dhey are replacyng hard:ware wi I`T; purchase: 9 items. Tu Bloom^Swrrl. A man on the radio stated the time: 4 o`clock! Iwz amazed at hao loññg iwz in Dub^Sploj when iwz seekyng food.
. Tu paper:fuck (ih don't remembre for what, probably l`discs). Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih left ymb HP8€. Ih dyde food dhen turned in; dhis be a sleepyqx dacj. AHE r`up @10:47€ heez g`tu Chelten`m tm 2m04. mc10:25€.
—•••—2012`4`05H MdMcDd & ih tQQu a load tu the recycle-station. Hee spoke of the state of the space between the dowrs. Ime sure d``z summnk ulterior bt the remark.
. Tu Dub:Sploj for tu get a clear ark. D`was only 1 left. MdMcDd appeered when iwz carryhyng the ark a:loññg Confusion Sq. Ih aasked whedher s1 can conuhecj a consicgn:ment of arks. Hee s``t ih can get clear arks from a shop on Portobello Road.
—•••—2012`4`06F When ih goy tu paper:fuck, it was shut. Tu Pig:Wit's abode, And ih for:got tu doo a job ih wanted tu doo for dacjs on end.
—•••—2012`4`07R HC cnocced the dowr @MD. Tu The Eagle. Tu G^Munch. Cecil Court. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. D`was noe leci. Pig:Wit got up ymb HP5. Hee despachched mee for leci. Ih came oqfer ill on the wecj back. Duggy brawt proqfqfnder, and ih goy hoam and tu bed.
—•••—2012`4`08S Tu Swrrl:Bloom. Back tu bed. 4¢36; tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih stecjed dhere much loññger `n yz sensybl.
—•••—2012`4`09M 1¢36. Bronnwen cCKK a:loññg the allyh while iwz at eat. After food, ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode xCOZ iwz cold. Tacjeb cCKK aot jusst azz ih got dhere. Hee aasked `t ih turn daon the radio - Pig:Wit hahd it in action oqfer niht. And hee launched in:tu a tirade qxgennst Pig:Wit, awal of it accurate. Ih hahd 3 or 4 loads of coffee afore Pig:Wit got up. Ih left 38A ymb HP1€. Ih dyde the oqfer:dew job.
—•••—2012`4`10T PigWit cawaled mee but was goan when ih got dhere. PIRC81 t*warden. Tu Red Planet. Loe a mysteriös rhiññyng qqLLqqBLLS. MdMcDd came aot of l`room; ex:chanj. MdMcDd & ih are dueyng the recycle wyrk tm. Iwz a stoind late for DweebStow!
—•••—2012`4`11W HC cnocced the dowr; 2¢56. Wee goy tu CNLBG bcoz HC h`quhit booze the better tu help the bloke in Holland Parc ;:d wi quhittyng booze. Bum-odyr ih dydnt thynk tu aask bt Furry. HC notyced `t the bloke at the next table was in distress soe engajed him in con`on. Heez yclept James, heez an atheisst. Heewz trubbled `t a shee-frennd can't communicathe the poo in her mind which poo yz clear:ly haqfqfyng ill effect. Ih: Yw can't under:stand her mind; shee can't under:stand her mind soe noe1ellse can under:stand it. HC gessed `t it kud be mental trubbl azz in psykhihatric. HC left @5 bcoz hee hahd an appoint:ment at Apple Store. James left ymb 10mnt later.
. On the wecj hoam, ih lookked in:tu Dub^Sploj. Hohumm iwz dhere till clozance. Ih came oqfer crud in the guts like on Friggog. Ih turned in yrly, and got up later. Pig:Wit turned up, but ih wasnt up tu eeqfn watchyng teli.
—•••—2012`4`12H MdMcDd raozed mee ymb MD. After a niht & morniññ of Masonic cogytation, ih kud h`dun wiqf stecjyng a:sleep. Prezznt:ly hee was back wiqf a letter from TS marked 36A; ih h``tu wash mygh hands real good after handlyng dhat!
. Pig:Wit sawt mee soe ih goy tu hyz abode. Ih goy tu mygh abode ymb 2€ bcoz iwz tu be up yrly.
—•••—2012`4`13F Friggog the 13th liqfqfed up tu its reputation for a chanj. MdMcDd raozed mee in good time tu get tu paper:fuck. Adama, blokes from another haose. We wr conhecjed in 2 kabbogs. Talwin Street
. The Baker's Uqfn yz nao a braanch of Gregg's. We wr dhere a good while dhen walked tu LBG. MdMcDd wanted tu get a TJ at the sudhern end, but ih jusst wasnt up tu runnyng for the stop.
. Ih parked m`self in Store:Stow bcoz ih dydnt feel like walkyng anyh furdher. Ih calmed mygh neruhes wi LJ. Ih stode freemason:ry dhen ran aot of access.
. Ih telephoned zTemiñ @7:16€ AS 8s.. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih told him bt the trip and `t hee dydnt miss much, which hee alredy cnew. The stuff on teli was of moar interest.
—•••—2012`4`14R MdMcDd raozed mee @QTMD; coffee. HC cnocced the dowr ymb 1. We goy tu CNLBG till clozance. We ate chips dhen hee goy tu the the West End.
. Iwz floppose soe ih goy tu bed. HC r`up @???? Getyng up tQQu a real loññg time. When ih got tu Big:Muck, heewz a:wecj. RGP; hee greeted mee on the wecj aot. Colin FW_ Lilyth Kammbl & Nick O?Greek. Ih got aot when mjr was bt tu lock the place, Colin & Lilyth saw Nick hoam; ih headed hoam:ward bcoz iwz took floppose for the extra jurnyh.
. LD r`up @10:25€ - dhis be a great im:prooqf:ment tu the quhalityh of the jurnyh; LD yz still in Paul's flat , and duzznt seem tu be bt tu get back hoam; current affecjrs of the haose - noe1 h`menjed LD; the jabber-port gaqfe up moast of the wecj hoam nu raond bt The Elgin.
2012`4`15S Pig:Wit summoned mee ymb MD. D`was an im:portant uhideo for mee tu watch. Nu half a stoind in:tu it, Horan_ Denys_ Marye & Leonard shewed up. Pig:Wit tung~lashshed Horan rem the like:ly:hud of beyng nabbed if heez in or near Pretend:shire duryng the Baronial Athlo. Horan took friht and soe re:mooqfed him:self dhoe wiqf a bit of delacj. And the other 3 goy wiqf him. Pig:Wit was under the illusion `t heewz warnyng Horan.
. Ih got the uhideo back in:tu action, and Pig:Wit fell a:sleep. Patrick came tu the doör, but the interest dis:appeered in a puff of smoke when hee heard `t Pig:Wit was a:sleep. Ih tQQu the charrj:set back , and dyde food.
. `The Prokksy`. Later on, Duggy came in. Prezznt:ly ih saw the time: HP9BST eeqfn HP8€ - where the fuck dyde the dacj goe?! Ih shogged off for telephone.
. Ih telephoned Pater @xp10€ NR. Ih telephoned LD @QP10€ NR. AHE rup @11:04€ 31s. Ih don't re:cawal whedher hee borywed oof or returned it.
—•••—2012`4`16M 1¢42. Ih goy tu Select Shop for Barr Cola: nune dhere. Tu Dub:Sploj. Ih bawt a hot-water bottle 2pkp and 2 pacjrs of wyrk-gluqfs 1pkp each; total 4bPd.
. Dhen ih uhewed jabber-ports: a turn-screen d¤ bie Luckyqx Gold @25bPd and a clam-shell turn-screen d¤ bie Samsung. The Luckyqx Gold d¤ yz of real nice desiñn but at 3&aHalf ynches distinct:ly on the smawal side. The Samsung d¤ yz 6&aHalf ynches when open - good fit. The shop-geezer notyced the lack of decisujon , and seddf Bucj it for fun; soe ih dyde. Ih hope dhis be good use of 25bPd.
. At hoam, ih turned mygh mind tu hao tu comport the mnt. Dhen HC came tu the doör. The sheer timance of it! Hee felt like goeyng s`where, and ih felt like eatyng greasyqx hot food, soe we headed for Cafe Rest, a greasospoon in Shepherd's Bush. Well buggeration, it was shut. We goy tu Eroma. HC started a:head of mee, and ih finyshk fyrst and ordyred another load. When feed was dun, HC goy tu Big:Muck NHG.
. Ih hahd a lump of sB cake. Mygh attempt at ordyryng another lump be phenomenal:y un:success:ful: the wajtress suppozed `t iwz tippyng tu her , s``t iwz too generös , and accepted only 1bPd. Ih gadhered mygh thiññs , and left in great hurrye - ih can't relate tu krinnj-shit.
. Bt 30^^^ west of Tesco, sume stuff-head came at mee, un:clear:ly secjyng What are yw dooyng tu mee. Ih shook him off wiqf ease, but ih kud h`dun sinj the incident. Ih figured `t it kud be wyrse if hee dyde it qxgen soe ih stood aot:side the station for tu hecjl a shslop karr. Gold Hawk Road was shslop-less. Soe hoam:ward.
. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode soe ih goy dhere a while. Duggy was dhere, and the tely was in action. Ih left wiqf Duggy bcoz tyz much less bodhdher if s1e duzz the handlance.
. Raadher late, ih picked up the SM from LD 2012`4`14_7PM51:03 Hi a`k. sorry ih missed =dhye cawals ystdy[:] iwz aot nr a busyh =road. Are thiññs ok? Dyde Furry get moar crunchies/ tuna in spricg water? X[]
—•••—2012`4`17T MdMcDd woke mee from deep sleep ymb lunch-time. Per:haps tyz time tu haqfqf another goe at the NHS. Dhen qxgen, dhey came up wiqf jack in 2004. Coffee took place.
. Pig:Wit bade mee, and ih goy tu hyz abode. We watched Assange. Denys came in for a while. Hee mis:took Assange for Breiwik; hmm dhere yz a resemblance.
. Patrick came a:loññg. Hee h`hahd a h^cut and soe NL lookked like a leprekhaun. Duggy came a:loññg, and short:ly dhey awal d`tu goe tu the rome-feed place. D`was recjn soe dhey stecjed in the uhestibule; feeble. Duggy faond `t the gate was locked. Patrick got on the telephone bt it; dhis stuff seemeth tu be major tu dhem.
. Pig:Wit s``t Assange was on tely in a few mnt. It turned aot tu be re-run. Ih hahd 1 moar dose of coffee. Dhen ih saw the time - half a stoind tu the start of 73C. Duggy goy dhere came back , and hoatf `t the gate was nao open, and dhey awal trooped dhidhdher. Ih left wi:in a mnt.
. In 73C, ih dyde wyrk on the mynyts. It was dread:ful - ih h``for:gotten moast of the job. Ih figured `t ih need tu cancell tm. Dhen ih flopped in the sensory room. Ih left ymb half a stoind yrly for tu haqfqf moar time for telephone tu G·˙·C·˙·.
. Ih telephoned G·˙·C·˙· @6:57€ soe azz not tu clash wiqf a teli programme: "Ih can't help wiqf dhat"; hee wuld not like tu make doo sinj mee; while iwz fore:tellyng an yrm time, the jabber-port packed up.
—•••—2012`4`18W Ih woke up @6¢08, which be a good bit too yrly. 9¢42; preparation. Iwz on the pf ymb 2. Ih must h`spent 3sd in the bath!
. Ih got dhere in good time , and soon got tu wyrk on mnt. When ih h``dun moast of the the c?=? mnt, G·˙·C·˙· in:formed mee `t s1 ?zDuffy alredy dyde dhem. Ih dydnt get far wiqf the a`l report. In c`l, ih learnt `t the secretary shuld start wiqf June not April; soe ih h``tu scrap it. The Tr`r's report and the almoner's report wr deferred xCOZ sume figures wr wroñ. It wasnt near:ly azz bad azz ih feared; bad but not dhat bad.
. 3 GLB came €u NML
—•••—2012`4`19H Ih got aot in good time. When ih got dhere, mygh pricjorityh was get the rtl apparel redy tu shifft. In the course of the job, ih faond the c`l mnt from `y`2011. The dis:uzed floppoward will be of use azz a wash-bag. The shifftance yz still a consummate bluddyqx nujsance.
. Ih hahd sume stuff tu utter. zAthP settf the tone wi the relehuhant passyj, and mygh shpeel sudden:ly seemed complete:ly aot of place. We hahd good madhel.
. D`wr ordyrs tu ful:fyll: for :^:Fr717 and for TM_A·˙·A·˙·. zSRo hahd an interest in BTH azz sheez the ?`D of :^:Fr717 and the action in TM_A·˙·A·˙· yz her passyj thru the Drapes. Ih clear:ly remembre dooyng up the books for :^:Fr717, soe where was the pacj:ment? G·˙·C·˙· denyghed mooqfyng it, but clear:ly it was mooqfed. Soe hoo dyde it? Azz an experiment, ih aasked zSRo tu wyrk aot where the keeqx was. Shee wyrked it aot. G·˙·C·˙· was a:wecj, soe the report h`tu be next week.
. When ih hahd the ordyr for TM_A·˙·A·˙·, zAlLu was a:wecj. zSRo conuhecjed zKtan hoam and mee tu Hammer:Smith. zKtan quhite un:bidden bore mygh bag tu the karr. Ih declared mygh recent dis:kuqfers at 14^`° & 24^`°.
. Ih shaqfed m`self bcoz iwz soe fed up wi brissl. The shaqfe-ark yz broken & jagged on 2 upper corners; ih need tu replace it. …AJS.
—•••—2012`4`20F Ih goy tu paper:fuck: MdMcDd was busyh wiqf 1 of the others. Ih hahd 2 pize & a dose of coffee at Tregesers. Ih must doo less coffee aot:dowrs. Tu Portobello Road. In the shop riht of the shop iwz goeyng tu loe boxxes sewtable for the shaqfe-ekwype:ment. The arks ih desire are 22pk95. Ih dydnt haqfqf dhat much on mee soe ih got a box for shaqfe-ekwype:ment , took it hoam , and feched oof for the clear ark.
. When iwz bt tu take the ark hoam, HC r`up 2:49 heewz at the haose; meet at CNLBG 37s. Pater r`up @5¢17 Brrkbeck 22m09. HC goy s`where tu meet s1ellse wunce hee suffycient:ly amused him:self wi mygh prezznce.
. Ih cleared in-box space. SM fm LD 19`4`2012_18¢59 Hi A`k[,] pls cawal asap[] Ih got the ark hoam dhen got it in:tu action. AHE turned up while iwz on the job. Hee needed a loan - what ellse?!
. Ih telephoned LD @8%% 1^17m06 woe wiqf Crow in great detacjl till LD h``tu goe leak. Ih telephoned LD @10%% NR. LD cawaled mee @10:06€ shee aasked mee tu telephone her azz sheewz loaw on speechotext 17s. Ih telephoned LD @xp10€ and shee h``tu goe leak qxgen 1m18.
Ih telephoned LD @HP10€ 42m24 afore haqfqfyng tu goe leak the fyrst time, LD spoke of what Crow seddf bt Paul , what be it?: scool~gyrls; nao tyz clear LD yz stecjyng wiqf Paul the basogger; the scool~gyrls tale yz total dog-shit; Crow hazz it in for basoggers in general; in ?2010, Crow buttered up Paul bcoz hee wanted a basogger; Crow hyghred a cheapo studio & a hope:less siññer eeqfn Qfee, and the project was a flop; Crow blamed Paul for the fecjlure; Paul pointed aot the junk:ness of Crow's choyces soe Crow returned fyghr azz yz hyz wont;
; Crow pecjnted the bed-room dark blue (ih gess when hee landed LD in the bin or was shee talkyng bt the prehuhi flat?), which yz depress:ly; hee wanted tu pecjnt the room black and get black sheets; ih mentioned s1ellse wiqf dhat preference (Gareth); LD gessed `t it be s1 on the Pagan Scene:
; ih aasked LD whedher shee engagjed Crow in conuhersation short:ly afore goeyng tu Paul's abode azz a false trecjl: noe; hao:eqfr shee dyde make an effyrt tu concele her location; shee expected tu be back in a dacj but it goy wroñ;; prezznt:ly ih hahd noe moar speechotext.
LD h``nt kuqfered it enugh 11:12€ shee spoke in depth rem Paul the basogger: Melanye mudhyr of Tristan - Paul dydnt haqfqf much interest in her but stecjed wiqf her for Tristan's sake; mudhyr of Jakogg; Paul yz alz redy tu help Jakogg but hazz jack-shit time for Tristan dhoe Tristan liqfqfeth s`where near Stag Street Station; prezznt:ly Paul came hoam soe LD got off the telephone; 14mnt.
—•••—2012`4`21R Iwz dooyng laund at sun-up. Dhen ih cleaned clean-site cloathes. Prezznt:ly ih felt too worn aot tu doo another load. Ih dyde food. While iwz washyng mygh hands, Pig:Wit inuhited mee in dhere. Soe ih goy dhere - bit of a bluddyqx ridiculös time tu be goeyng tu bed.
. Pig:Wit goy aot for hyz craniosacral appoint:ment. Ih fell a:sleep. Ih woke up , and goy tu l`room wiqf the intention of uzyng the wash-basin. Ih fell a:sleep. Mr:Barry lookked thru the dowr, shit. Dhen hee uzed the washo, shit.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Pig:Wit goy tu bed. Summnk probably a liññk from Life:Site led mee tu furdher studye of the nàtsies. Dhis time raond, ih got real in:formation after awal dheez cjears! Eliza came tu the doör. We stood aot:side for bt half a stoind, and shee talked a stream of nuts:ness. The naatsies wuld kill her azz kwyke azz look at her. And Pig:Wit for dhat matter. And mygh life-expectancy wuldnt be a stack better.
. Tu Croak^Fold. Ih dyde scribal:rye. SM from LD _7PM22:10 _4¢39 Iwz jusst [nao] thynkyng, Sat (dacj 3 of haññoqfer) Crow will be more un:well & nerhuhes on edge. Barney, ih don't cnow if =dha can drop off some phenergan in hyz letter-box (flat 4) Ih don't [cnow] whedher =dha can =and ih hate tu aask. Crow yz ridiculös but ime wyryhed bt Dud:leyh. Pls txt & let mee cnow[.] Ih will tricj & cawal =dhee xxx[]
. LD r`up @5t11€ 15m03 shee wanted tu make sure `t Crow yz ekwyped azz soon azz poss which meaneth fyrst thiññ tm; shee kudnt talk open:ly for fear of kinndlyng Paul's anger for Paul seemeth tu hate Crow.
. SM from LD _1¢07 Dear Barney[,] thank =dhee for the chat. Hao refreshinng tu talk tu =dhee. =Dha seemeth tu be thriqfyng moar sinnce =dha ?=began cleanyng =dhye flat =and bathyng moar! _[] dhis mj must be rem the conuhersation LN. SM from LD _3¢18 Dear Barney[,] pls remembre tu txt Sarah =and tu take [tu] Furry sume crunch|eat|s xxx[] Dhis too yz from LN.
. SM from LD _0¢39 Oh A`k[,] it was a fecjr:ly loññg txt secjyng hao good it was tu talk tu =dhee =and hao =dha holp clear mygh head bt Crow. It was refreshinng hao well =dha_be _[]
—•••—2012`4`22S 1. Tu G^Munch. A neat:ly turned aot man attempted tu bum "10 pence" off mee. Ih told him `t mygh suppliqxe yz short, and hee seddf 10 pence? What a cheek! And heez not the wyrst an can meet on LBG. Ih shuld h`told `t hee lookked better off `n ih soe if enfnk the flow of cash shuld be the other wecj.
. Tu Tree khemog (beside Select Shop) for Fenergen: it was shut. Tu the khemog on GoldPlop: shut! When ih got hoam, ih felt a bit crud in the head from beyng aot in the cold. Soe cold on 22^` of April?! Ih dyde sume scribal:rye dhen took salicylic acyd.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy & Patrick wr dhere. Ih spoke of the stuff bt the nàtsi_p¤ ih redde ;:D, but ih felt too sick at it tu be clear; per:haps mid-week. Dhey left in r` half a stoind. naatsi_p¤ NWO; Patmos13. Ih came oqfer kweer raond bt HP8€ soe ih goy hoam tu get oqfer it. mc HC xt6€ 6:14€ 6:29€ mc_LD_6:37€;
mc HC 6:40§ 7:20€.. SM fm LD _9PM11¢51 _19¢47 Iqfe hahd probs wiqf Paul[:] whilst iwz =endeqfyryng tu txt =dhee LN, hee became angry [,] =and knocked A_LOT of mygh uherye .clean cloathes toiletries etc off a shelfyth unit. I'd spent time & patience [on] arrangjyng dhem. Hugj raow real:y up:settinng. Heewz beyng soe un:reasonable.[]
. Tu Sahi's Cychen. While iwz a:wajtyng food, ih nipped in:tu Select Shop. Rychard Kaajgy was at the caonter. Hee borywed 2bPd from mee bcoz the price of whiskye h``been in:creased.
—•••—2012`4`23M MD. Tu the khemog on Gold:Bloom Road: noe Fenergen in stock. Tu Paul's pharmacy which yz furdher up Gold:Bloom Road: the khemogger (Paul or yz the name left oqfer from a prehuhi oawner?) won't issugh Fenergen sinj cnowyng what medication the patient yz on; bum odyr, ih expected tu get the job dun kwyke:ly.
. Tu Sitara. The junction was taped off and a:liqfe wiqf shslop. Ih aasked a ploddak what was up: accydent. D`was a shit-load of shslop in attendance for an accydent. Ih goy tu P`Land for bt a stoind. The junction was still taped off and a:liqfe wiqf shslop. D`was a Zbryz truck at jusst east of the junction where it was at the aot:set, and d`wr shslop examinyng it.
. Ih headed for the pet-shop dhen for:got what iwz at and goy hoam. zAlJo r`up @5¢28 1m28 tu make sure `t iwz takyng part in H·˙·R·˙·A·˙· on Friggog. HC r`up @6:41€ 1m19 heewz goeyng tu Big:Muck NHG. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih wasnt in tune wiqf goeyng tu Big:Muck.
—•••—2012`4`24T Tu Eat-Well Cabin. Dhis time ih spotted the bean form of the wrap. Tu Sitara; ih bawt another gigantic clear ark , and statim took it hoam. Getyng it thru the room doör was not easyh.
. Tu Wit^Fluff. Emny wasnt dhere. Raanah twittered her uzuhal not-fanatic stuff. The ín:junction gennst takyng Zhydoffs & krs azz frennds. D``z noe such rule gennst ? pagans. Shee shuldnt symply treat mee azz a frennd, shee shuld pump her relijjon at mee. noe compulsion; nor shuld d`be neglect of preachance. Ih ínuhited her tu consider becymyng pagan: the basis of her relijjonal conhuhictujon yz fear of hell~fyghr, and if shee becymeth pagan, shee will be free of the fear. Shee felt soar afrecjd at the mention of hell~fyghr, soe the communication wasnt a success.
. Ih goy tu PJ pizzoggerye largj:ly bcoz of dheyr deal `2 for Tewog`. After food, ih goy tu Croak^Fold for tu get the jabber-ports tgedhr for charrjance. Ih came oqfer too floppose tu goe tu Pig:Wit's abode soe ih reddf `Numerologye of 2012` on iPhone. After a bit of dhis, the time was 11%%, time tu settle daon for the niht.
—•••—2012`4`25W MdMcDd raozed mee ymb HP10. Hee came back at a sewtable interuhal. The skygh was pissyng daon; soe much for the recycle-station td. Ih dyde scribal:rye. The gardeners dyde dheyr thiññ, probably wiqf noe enthusiasm in the recjn.
. Tu the steps tu doo up mygh boots. The doör was open soe ih kiked the new pecjnt-wyrk: dark green. Ih got in:tu conuhersation wiqf the pecjnters.
. Ih dyde wyrk on the boodle. The fyrst gigantic ark was nao full, and soe it was real haard tu get thru the room doör. Dzàstre: ih kudnt see where iwz goeyng , and stepped on summnk `t shuld h`been on the heater or the winndow-ledge. It was the uhase from 5th Dimension; shit-fart puke-poo. It was dhere r`10^^ dhen societyh destrocjed it. Ih took the sherds tu the far side of the garden.
. A steqfn: MdMcDd & Joseph O`Sweat. The post:man complajned `t mygh box yz ym:possybl, which in deed it yz. D``z a cleaner on Moonog. Ih dyde moar wyrk. Tu PJ pizzoggerye. Ih got the jabber-ports redy dhen goy tu Pig:Wit's abode.
. SM frfm LD _23`4`2012_11PM50¢41 _0¢49 Furry crunchies?[]
—•••—2012`4`26H MdMcDd raozed mee ymb MD. D`was sun-shine, soe ih walked bt the garden , and dyde cogytation rem the nàtsi_p eeqfn the idea `t it jusst happened sinj conspiracy - the idea must appeal tu ppl what are in essential agree:ment wiqf the nàtsi_p but wuld neqfr admit it e`g` Will$.
. Ih dyde scribal:rye, sume left oqfer from lasst cjear. AHE r`up @3¢04 heez short of oof qxgen; E`T`A 17mnt; 1mnt. Hee reached the haose @3¢47 - 43mnt; hee settf aot late bcoz of billders at hoam ,and was delacjed. Wee dyde coffee in l`room. Prezznt:ly hee h`tu goe tu the collegj.
. Ih got speechotext 7:03€ 1m46.. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @7:22€ AS 56s. Ih telephoned LD @7:24€ NR. Next item be food. HC r`up @8:09€ 1m34 heewz in Big:Muck NHG; iwz busyh wiqf preparation.
. The place was riht cold, soe the bath:room was riht cold (heatyng it wuld be cost:ly). Ih got the iPhone in:tu action (alredy swichched on) and d`was noe connexion tu the seruher. And iwz sleepyqx. Soe ih bedded daon preparation can awal happen tm.
—•••—2012`4`27F MD22. Scribal:rye; complete @1¢01. Splash seemed tu take an excess:ly time. A:bord the HCL trundle, ih figured `t ih started off 22mnt behind time but thanks tu BST ih dydnt cnow it. Ih notyced 5BST a:bord the trundle in Stag Street Station - 1:01till4PM soe iwz from socks tu station wi:in 3¢%. Soe yghdher splash was un:uzuhal:y kwyke or miracle took place.
. The 3 candidates wr in the mid-space (absurd:ly labeled ~Membre*z Room~) G·˙·C·˙· was standyng in azz 3^` deacon (hee opened the dowr) and zAthP was standyng in azz 2^` deacon. When wee trooped aot for the GF Temple, wee got the rtl. D``z a lot less tu learn and noe resemblance tu aor rtl. Iwz cpn of the 1^` **a*e, zAthP was cpn of the 2^` **a*e, and G·˙·C·˙· was cpn of the 3^` **a*e. Wee ran thru it, sinj which d`was noe hope of getyng it riht, and wee awal dyde it from memorye.
. SM from zAthP _0¢15(presume:ly BST) (&_9AM32¢13) Dear [name], Ih regret mygh aot:burst and apologe [for it]. It's =frustratyf when ih cnow hao excellent =dha_yz in some areas and in others =dha jusst don't seem tu regystre the importance. For in:stance, will ih eeqfn cnow if =dha receyqfe dhis text or eemzl when ih send =tu_dhee the ritual, as yr pattern has uzuhal:y been not tu respond, despite requhests tu doo soe. Noe matter, ih =shuld not haqf addressed =dhee in the manner ih dyde; rather, I shuld thank =dhee for teachyng mee patience etc. Ih doo hope =dha feel better soon. Athena[]
<_5tMN And ih shuld h`remembred tu report the need of replace:ment at L<> of Í`ion. Soe d`be plentyh of c**** & excrescences. Blessed Be![]
—•••—2012`4`28R SM from zAthP _9:== Plentyh [of] c**** & excrescences in deed - and dhere alwz seem moar tu dis:kuqfer! Will eemzl [the] rite later dhis eeqfnicg azz am aot awal dacj.[]
. @MD ih commenced the effyrt tu get a back-pack for the rtl apparel. Ih kiked Pad`gn per:chance d`be summnk sewtable dhere: nuffnk. Dhen ih remembrf a luggagj shop on EWR, soe ih goy dhere: nuffnk sewtable. Ih walked furdher, and came tu Argos. Ih spent a loññg time on examinyng dheyr back-packs. Awal the mezhre:ments are in cruddometric soe ih h``tu wyrk aot the dimensions in stead of jusst readyng dhem. And yw can't handle the goods soe tyz a bit pot-luck. Ih walked furdher , and came tu Mindels: ah dhis shuld be the business, ih remembrf it from the 70s.
. In Mindels ih encaontyred a gobbosmack degree of dim:ness. Hennce:forth ih cawal dhem Mind:less. HC r`up @2¢25 where?: EWR; meet up in Pret; 1m04. Ih bawt the biggest back-pack dhey hahd eeqfn 17``; not satisic but better `n jack.
. On the wecj tu Pret, loe Blue Club, soe ih goy in dhere. Well vvxx mee, better back-packs. ih h``nt seen the load at the far end. Ih bawt a back-pack for 65bPd. Ih shuqfqfed the preuhi purchase in:tu it.
. HC reached Pret 2mnt after ih. AHE r`up @3¢36 where?: Pret; headyng dhidhdher; 2m57. mc AHE 4¢58. 5¢20 hee duzznt cnow Hard Rock; hee figured `t hee best stick tu the shoppyth heewz at; 6m36. mc6:39€.
. Prezznt:ly a Bojo bus came a:loññg, and we ín:stant:ly encaontyred a stranj aspect: the conductor duzznt read the tickets, we h`tu present dhem tu the mysheen. HC liketh the desiñn bcoz heez a fan of Bojo, which yz stranj for s1 hoo yz soe praod of cnowyng what be what; or yz dhat attitude the hygh road tu delusion?! It yznt azz well lit azz RT & RM; HC liketh the spot~lyghts bie which tu read; heez ingeniös at hyz fan:hud.
. We goy tu WocgKei. Ih kudnt remembre what ih uzed tu haqfqf dhere soe ih hahd munc~style qfej wiqf rice: real good, soe it be what ih haqfqf dhere from nao on.
. We stood at the near:bie bus-stop for tu get a Bojo bus back but nune shewed up. Ih figured `t dhey park dhem @6. After a nuts:ly loññg wajt, HC aasked a driqfer: ih got it riht. We walked tu xf Street. Bummer: Red Qfej yz noe moar - the haose yz noe moar, the dicjabolical state demolyshed it tu mMmK space for recjl fascizzm.
. From xf Street, we goy tu Big:Muck NHG; we wr dhere till clozance. Ih goy hoam , and final:y placed mygh purchases in the recent:ly-bawt clean:ness bag. mc All:bert Crop-Circle 10:04€ & :17.
—•••—2012`4`29S Pig:Wit cckk tu the winndow ymb 3; dhis was definyte:ly time tu get up. And we goy tu hyz abode. We wahched sume of a uhideo on Hitler & SJ. Ih pauzed it twice for madhel. Duggy cckk in, soe dhat topic was oqfer for the while. Ih goy tu Croak^Fold tu doo sume of the wyrk ih meant tu doo cjD.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy was a:wecj (probably hoam) and ??z?? was dhere. ??z?? goy hoam at a sensybl time, and iwz dhere oqfer niht.
—•••—2012`4`30M Pig:Wit was redy for sleep wunce the skygh was lyght. Ih took the fresh:ly charrjed jabber-ports hoam. Wyrk.
. Ih comported the letter-box; it was well horrybl qxgen. 2 crissog-cards (Stepanoff & Ruth) - tyz dhat loññg sinnce ih lasst comported it?! A letter from Atos dated 06`1`2012 `t ih hahd an appoint:ment on 27`1`2012, and a letter from JCP azz if iwz dhere for the appoint:ment and got thru it good.
. Ih swichched on the mecjn jabber-port. SM _7¢50 All:bert rhaññ ;:d - noe aansyr![] Soe ih telephoned him 9¢07 beyng dumped bie NK; ih don't haqfqf much interest in NK's tax affecjrs;; the difficultyhs wi telephone; All:bert picked up on the lack of current , and propozed tu rectifygh it; bF. Ih got the jabber-port back in:tu action. SM _10¢27 Batterye flat?[] All:bert r`up @9¢52 12m38 heez keen tu rectifygh the e*suppliqxe; hee hahd Friggog mega:ly in mind; it was left open-end:ed. Hee r`up @10¢47 tu sort aot sume for:get:ly detecjl 3m06. mc HC 11¢43 & 11¢53.
. HC cckk tu the dowr ymb HPMD. MdMcDd turned up while iwz staggeryng up the steps. HC & ih goy tu CNLBG for 2tu3sd - hee hahd an appoint:ment tu doo wiqf balloonerye @?3. Loe Loññg Streak of Piss fechyng Tory leaf:lets tu doörs. Hee dydnt spot us.
. Ih goy tu paper:fuck. The cleaner yz not td - hee shee it dhey yz on Wednog, and dhat yz when the command yz uttered! Iwz mis:led. The keeqx tu the gay letter-box: ih don't eeqfn remembre when ih lasst held it. Ih goy tu Store^Stow for the rtl, and iwz dhere till clozance.
. Ih telephoned LD @5p10€ NR. Ih telephoned Crow @HP10€ hee hahd LD on the telephone a lytl while a:goe , and shee broke connexion on him; Dud:leyh yz busyh wiqf beyng a monstyr (good, dhat trubbl yz oqfer wiqf noe ill effect); the wettest draoht for 50°°;
; ih heard mention of District Line - heewz on:bord a trundle; ih seddf A recjlohuhocjce; dhen ih obseruhed `t it yznt a real wyrd - ih made it up - and ime not satisfyghed wi it azz uhocjce yznt real English; the real English for uox yz :steqfn; we got on:tu AS & Old English; bF qxgen! Ih got the jabber-port back in:tu action; 10:40€ AS, duration not shewn. Dhen ih kudnt find the jabber-port; bummer, a job for start of dacj.
—•••—2012`5`01T MdMcDd raozed mee ymb HP10. Soon ih h``tu goe poo. Ih took the BBD wiqf mee soe `t ih kud send a mj while iwz at poo. Poo was kwyke eeqfn leaqfyng noe time for mj. And dhen ih kudnt see the BBD. Dhis was in addytion tu not haqfqfyng the Motorola d¤. Dhis dubl dis:appeerance yz obuhi a spell - dhen a realize:ment: awal such trubbl yz product of spell-craft. Ih got on wiqf the job, and d`was an un:plezznt find: the dead bodyh of a rat. Ih hahd mega:ly noe wyshe tu uhew the bodyh soe d``z noe poss of identifycation Un:expected funeralle.
. The Motorola jabber-port was under the kwylt. The BBD was on the worn-aot wecjst-kote jusst aot:side the cychen. Ih beyng nao ekwyped azz ih shuld be dyde scribal:rye awal dacj.
. SM from LD _1AM44:10 Babes : try Quhicjet Life tablets tu releeqf [from] wuryqx_ irrytabilityh_ stresses & strecjns [It] promotheth natural sleep. [Tyz made of:] Motherwort, hops, passion X flower, lettuce extract, uhalerian extract, uhitB1, uhitB2, nicotinamide.[]
. LD rup @???? life in Paul the basogger's apart:ment; lasst time LD was on the telephone tu mee, Paul the basogger got in:tu a faol mjJj bcoz hee suppozed `t LD was on the telephone tu Crow, and Crow yz persona non grata; Paul in anger cnocced LD's suppliqxes tu the flowr - lip-sticks not wrapped, fake tan (bcoz her legs are pastyqx from not goeyng aot), a fresh:ly opened tub of smedum - 12bPd, and the hoal load was on the flowr; d``z a lesson tu learn; Paul yz less aggro:ful ?n Crow; and Crow yz less aggro:ful `n LD's dad; LD feeleth azz if beyng hit only wunce in 3munnths yz progress; ih re:cawaled A`J`Tapir's report of a stranj gruhp at FMBS cawalyng dhem:self The Teachers; LD faond the tale hygh:ly parallel which yz of course whygh it spraññ tu mind;
; Jakogg's plict: the 2^` dacj of the tricjall; the judge can see thru the prosecution, which are pig fylth copper scum; Jakogg's state of mind: heez a clear transactional ccxx;
; prezznt:ly LD h``tu get off the telephone azz shee hahd only 12mnt left; ih determined `t iwd telephone her after cleanance;
. duryng the cleanance, ih thawt rem a stranj ex:chanj in 2007 _LD: Wuld yw hit mee? _Ih: Not willinng:ly _and LD seemed dis:comfyhted.
. Ih telephoned LD @????
shee aasked hao ih be; shee spoke at great lecgth rem BonyMendel eeqfn the need of expunction ;:`of; cancell the fK appoint:ment or uze it tu express dis:like;
; ih aasked LD rem the stranj ex:chanj; it be the wyrk of Dwarfo; LD turned a:wecj from mee not bcoz sheewz ***:******t** but bbbx sheewz perturbed `t dhey miht driqfe mee tu ******* her;
; we arrangjf tu meet up on Friggog; €
—2012?5?02W 3:42. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Well, ih still wasnt real:y up, soe ih goy dhere azz festeryng a:wecj in hyz abode dydnt seem wyrse ?n festeryng a:wecj in mygh abode. Not at awal alredy it yznt <>much<> wyrse: Pig:Wit jumped daon mygh throte in-stead of wacjtyng a mnt tu hear mygh thawt. Ih bichcharsed him summnk monumental. Ih kud real:y h?dun wi:aot it.
—•••—2012`5`03H Iwz awake at sun-up soe ih determined tu start getyng redy forth:wi. Dhen ih fell a:sleep.. Ih swichched on the iPhone, and it seddf 12:00 mg 11o'clock; a good mnt tu log on tu AJS.. Preparation was complete @1¢36. Ih harked the rest of AJS. dhen shogged off.
. Ih stode the openance on bord the trundle. Iwz in HxH in good time for C`l. zStaple wasnt dhere, soe the C`l h``tu be conuhenede qxgen after O·˙·L·˙·. Ih flaw:less:ly remembrf the openance - the importance of Preparation. zAthP reddf aot her 5 quhestions. Silence. Soe ih aansyred the quhestion Which offycer ??: The J·˙·W·˙·: the *** at its ******** and ***-***y*; boath are rem beyng ******x. Cjecj a contribution. Ih nodded off a few time (3 4 or 5) duryng the madhel, but it mattered jack azz ih hahd a contribution. Clozance: ih remembrf awal but the candle part; ih aasked the Director in-stead of fumblyng for it. Ime getyng good at it.
. D`was a prospect at F·˙·B·˙·: Kenneth which yz Rozicrucian but not hard core. zAthP & ih ex:chanjed thawts wiqf him; total:y sewtable. We h``tu quhit aor talkance wiqf him for tu conclude the C`l shnizzle.
. zSRo was a:wecj for the election malarkey soe d`was noe lyft. Ih walked tu the station , and hahd a perfect:ly good jurnyh hoam. Hao:eqfr tyz much moar fun wiqf her companye.
—•••—2012`5`04F Lunch-time or soe; the effect of LD's cawal on Wednog niht still yznt off. Ih goy tu the postostow in Pad`gn for oqf. Weyrd postostow: d``z a ticket-system like in a doal place. Ih got ticket 19. The settupp yz un:necessary:ly mekhanistic, but the space yz open-plan, soe on balance tyz good.
. Ih dydnt feel like goeyng tu the Natural Health Centre, mygh origynal intention. Enfnk simylar in the West End? Noe (ih don't caont Holland & Barrett - tyz a crud-stream business cateryng tu the health-freak market), soe ih ambled hoam.
. In:tu the garden. MdMcDd cawaled mee, and ih ran tu the frunt of the haose. Coffee. Ih expressed mygh in:tense dis:plezhre at the theft of the white stool, and ih stated `t the junk be still dhere. Hee s``t Cris*M spotted a keeqx on the use:less former speako soe telephoned MdMcDd for aduhice, and MdMcDd told him tu leaqf ceecj & speako. D``z noe explanation of the other peeces of junk.
. Ih took a bottle tu the recycle-station near the shop-up-steps. On the wecj back, ih seeri thawt of goeyng tu the shslop-station. Loe MdMcDd headyng hoam. Mygh thawts tumbled aot of mygh head. MdMcDd dydnt seem tu tKKu it seeri. Ih figured `t iwz too un:stable tu speak tu shslop. Ih furdher figured `t briññyng aggro on Cris*M wuldnt be good; tyz haard tu handle the idea `t heewd doo summnk soe scum:ly.
. LD wasnt bt the place despyght the tryst from t01`5`2012. SM tu her @HP7€ Miaow Stripy!
Where be dha?
Ime in the garden x[]
. Ih wanted tu bed daon but iwz hungry. Ih dydnt feel like eatyng oats. Soe ih goy tu Sahi's Cychen , and hahd a big plate-load (7pkp). Back hoam, ih dyde scribal:rye till iwz too sleepyqx tu doo anyh moar. A mj came tu the BBD, and iwz too sleepyqx tu read it.
—•••—2012`5`05R The SM LN zAthP _22¢47 Well dun for cymyng tu the F·˙·B·˙· and talkyng wiqf the prospectyf cdd ;:d.[] Not exact:ly a major acheeqf:ment; odd thank.
. HC came tu the dowr ymb 1. The dacj was alredy in duwwt, and dhis was the end of anyh hope of makyng good use of it. Hee shogged off for a stoind `t ih get redy. Ih stecjed clean-site fit bbbxZ ih h``gonn tu the bodhdher of stecjyng clean-site fit oqfer niht dhoe it was clear ?t ih wasnt dooyng enfnk `t requhireth such fit:ness. Ih dyde scribal:ry between getyng redy and HC's return.
. Pig:Wit cckk tu the garden in quhest of mee; recjn ? pour. A mnt later, hee cawaled aot `t Max Keiser was on teli; cjea great, tell mee what ime missyng. HC & ih goy tu CNLBG till clozance. Dhen tu G^Munch. HC hahd a stranj need tu goe tu Big:Muck NHG. Hee borded a TJ, and ih walked hoam.
. At the haose, ih stood a:side `t a lady & a dog walk sinj confusion. At dhis point, Pig:Wit turned up; bummer, ih jusst wasnt up tu it. Heewz goeyng tu NHG, and the dowrs wr open. Ih chanjed in:tu haose-duds dhen dyde scribal:rye. The mj from LN be from o2 rem cawals a:broad; what an anti-climax.
. SM from LD 7PM11¢25 Can =dha =stash that txt sent on 22`4`2012 thanks xx[] And ih stashshed it. SM from LD _20¢09 Sorry ih dydnt see =dhee ystdy B*[.] Ide been cryhyng a lot stomakh pecjns[.] =Duzz Furry got her crunches cjet? X[]
—•••—2012`5`06S 1¢24. Tu Select Shop for M^Malt. Loe MdMcDd; hee remarked `t iwz back tu the old cloathes. Ih explajned it: the good cloathes are only for aot & bt not for bt the haose. Furdher ih told summnk ih thawt like a mnt back: the traozers are soe shlock dhey ecjnt wyrth the price of soap. D`wr 3 packs of M^Malt.
. Pig:Wit shewed up , and bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, soe ih goy tu hyz abode azz ih wasnt dooyng much use:ful in mygh abode. Hee carryhed on jabberyng a:wecj when `American Dad` was on teli. Ih goy aot bcoz endeqfyryng tu hear tely or radio oqfer s1 at bledher yz a pecjn.
. Ih took a DS shoulder-bag. D`was summnk in it: a copye of the certifycate of mj:s LD sent when sheewz aot of her tree. Ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu take it back. Tu G^Munch. It was shut ymb 10mnt yrly. Ih got 6 samosaes. After a good spin in the racj-uqfqfn, 1 was hot and d`was ice in the other 5. Racj-uqfqfns are of limyted use:ful:ness. Ih alsoe got a tin of Rock-Star E`D. At the bus-stop near Confusion Sq, the tin was aot of the bag and on the road. When ih got back, ih checked the bag: the certifycate wasnt dhere. Ih commenced cerch for it , and faond it almoast statim eeqfn near the tree 5`` in:tu Confusion Sq; fittinng dhat.
. Back tu Pig:Wit's abode ymb MN - iwz a:wecj a stoind&aHalf - it dydnt feel like it. Ih thawt of uzyng the computer oqfer niht, but ih got sleepyqx.
—•••—2012`5`07M Soon after ih woke up, Pig:Wit cckk in seech of mee; 1¢33. Tu hyz abode. Prezznt:ly Eliza the Luny turned up. Pig:Wit shame:less:ly shmoozed her `t nizzle gyrls are better `n English & Irish gyrls. Dhen hee spoke of Rjemke , and s``t Rjemke`z blud gyltyqx (hee mKKKf faol accuzation soe wild:ly `t tyz not eeqfn an índycation). Eliza the Luny piped up `t sheez blud gyltyqx. Shit vvxx eek! exit soon, of which iwz glad.
. Duggy came a:loññg azz dhey 2 hahd arrangjed tu goe swimmyng tgedhr. Soon dhey wr a:wecj. Ih dyde wyrk on the set of book-marks.
. Ih feched the jabber-ports for charrjance. Afore ih goy back tu 38A, ih got food. Tacjeb came hoam while iwz at eat. When ih took the jabber-ports tu #38, the FD was locked. Soe ih took dhem tu l`room in-stead. Fun`Beam feched her wash:ment from the washo.
—•••—2012`5`08T MdMcDd raozed mee ymb MD. The dog-shit appoint:ment yz on the 10th not td; dhey are fuckyng wiqf mygh head. MdMcDd got tu wyrk on chanjyng letter~box. Haqfqfyng gotten the gay thicg off the wawal, hee h``tu get a new 1.
. Tu paper:fuck for tu see bt getyng the White Stool back. Ejuay reckoned `t the Stool was destrocjed in Hertfrd:shire later on Thunrog. iwz bitter:ly critical of the hoal settupp. Ih sat in the garden of #30 , and thawt bt the dzàstre. The culp settled in:tu place, and a plan of action took shape.
. Ih goy back in:tu paper:fuck for tu aask bt m`shype. It xMff `t dhere yz noe m`shype procedure. Hao odd `t Nacjer & Cris*M dydnt cnow it - dhey h``tu look it up, and it yznt stated.
. MdMcDd came back wiqf a new letter-box. The picture on the CB box yz of a white letter-box - kewl. The letter-box in the CB box be dark grecj - poo. Hee s``t ih shuld h`specifyghed white; an shuld be uyy tu inferr it from mygh choyce of cloathes and from mygh much-uttered hate of goffic; d``z too bluddyqx much goeyng on, which fact ih dydnt mention.
. Tu Wit:Fluff. Ih for:got tu tKKu the jabber-port. D`was noe1 dhere. Ih kudnt uhew the time, but ih gessed `t iwz excess:ly yrly. Prezznt:ly ih goy tu Gold:Bloom Road for pizzog; ih ate quharter of it on the wecj back, future reference. Loe Bronnwen; ih cawaled her, and shee gazed at mee. Shee parked her:self a:top the stecjr oppozyte the Wit:Fluff haose for tu get sun-shine.
. Prezznt:ly it was clear `t Wit:Fluff wasnt takyng place heer td. Ih goy hoam , and finyshk the pizzog in the garden. Loe a skwyrel eatyng leaqfz. Skwyrels NL liqf on nuts.
. PigWit turned up. All:bert Crop-Circle r`up @6:11€ for tu madhel the lecí; PigWit took mygh attention wi xMjJ irrelehuhant; ih reddf aot the metere; PigWit horrifyghed mee bie aaskyng per:missujon tu trap skwyrels; ih hollered at him , and cawaled him a nàtsi ; ih don't cnow what All:bert made of it - the batterye gaqfe up. PigWit s``t hyz anti skwyrel attitude was bcoz a skwyrel chased a rudduk. Rudduks can flycj. Oe cjea, dhatts riht. Sume:hao PigWit talked mee in:tu gannyng tu hyz abode. Ih charrjed the jabber-port while at it. Iwz dhere till MN08.
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2012`5`09W HC r`up @MD39 heewz on the wecj tu the haose 49s. PigWit turned up. Not goeyng tu hyz abode azz HC & ih wr hookkyng up. PigWit aasked for help wiqf luggyng a pallet tu the bin-shed of #38; ih lugged it dhidhdher, and dhatt was dhatt. The wajt got a bit much so ih dyde scribal:rye. @2¡33 ih uhewed the jabber-port: mc HC MD57 & 1¡09.
. SM tu HC @2¡45 Ear, what became of dhee? Still bt the place?[] Hee r`up statim, and the jabber-port packed up. It dhen dyde weyrd:ness; well poo.
. HC came tu CroakFold. Heewz in CNLBG , and hopyng `t iwd wyrk aot tu goe dhere. Dhen was the messyj hee sent from CNLBG _16¡27 Cjea! Was headyng back tu dhee from coffee place[] Wee goy tu hyz abode, and huññ aot wiqf Furry for a while.
. HC & ih goy tu a coffee-stow real near:bi; dhere till clozance. Hee reddf aot a load of channel rem DS. Ih fell a:sleep. At clozance, hee propozed goeyng tu a pub. Dhen hee d`tu goe tu a pub in Willes:den. Wee walked tu the station, dhen hee d`tu goe tu Big Muck NHG. Ih goy hoam.
. Ih walked bt the garden bcoz ih felt dissaled. The time wiqf HC wasnt proper inter:action, it was summnk like a sermon.
. All:bert r`up @9*37 hee aasked a great deal bt the metere & the sockets; hee aasked of mee tu test the system ; ih will so per-chance it h`gonn riht in the 3^^ sinnce sabotage; 14m06.
—•••—2012`5`10H MdMcDd raozed mee @MD21. OmoAi was wiqf him xCOZ td be intrusion dacj. The appoint:ment at PMMC h``been cancelled - well dun TH & FM!
. The pecjnters wr in dheyr qfan , and spotted mee from the other side of the road. We nattered a:wecj for a while nu q?sd. Dhen dhey wr boath on telephone. 1 seddf Let's goe for bunch. T?other seddf Cjea, shee duzz dhat awal the time.
. HC rup @MD59 hee wanted tu hook up in CNLBG; ih hahd a job tu doo eeqfn get another ark; hee suppozed ?t ih h??tu get tu Shepherd's Bush; ih putf him riht dhen cF. Ih got the jabber-port in:tu action , and telephoned him 1:02, and it packed up qxgen. And dhen of course hee shewed up at the dowr. Tu CNLBG. A fuck-head from Tyburn turned up - owe great. Prezznt:ly HC cckk oqfer sleepyqx soe hee goy hoam; hmmm.
. Tu PLand for socks. 4 NiMH cells. A pack of 3 fun?twissts. Ih cckk oqfer floppose soe ih goy tu Store^Stow in-stead of goeyng strecjcjt hoam. Iwz dhere till clozance.
. Pig:Wit cawaled mee from hyz bath-room. Ih left gn3 wiqf fresh:ly charrjed jabber-ports.
—•••—2012`5`11F mc LD MN53 & 1¢¢. SM from LD 00:58:27 Hi a`k tricjed cawalyng [dhee] xx Dyde Furry get her crunchies?[] <_7¢36 Furry hazz a plentyh:ful suppliqxe of crunchies; iwz dhere on Wednog. Hao are Dud:leyh & Crow? xx[] Dhis was a good time tu get up. Ih fell a:sleep.
. 4%%. Ih dyde scribal:rye. SM from LD 6PM09:39 Excellent (furry) xx Crow & Dud:leyh are still lookkyng for a place. Mooqf aot date =Moonog (return keeqxs =Tewog) Oh barney[,] ih dont under:stand whygh =dha dydnt drop Crow off the phenergan? [Dydnt doo what?!] Heewz lecjed up [,] & lost flat =huntsnce time, Dud:leyh & ih wr wuryhed & stressed. Crow was ridiculös ih cnow but.....[]
. Ih got cold. In time un:surprisinng:ly ih got hungry. At 10:47€ ih d`tu haqfqf cheap dinner in the room. If it be a success dhen ih can doo it anyh old time. It be a success. …A`J`S.
. LD cawaled mee at the i:Phone @???? news; only Pig:Wit h`spoken of her; ih kudnt get the bluddyqx stuff: wunce the pharmacyes wr open d`was nune or ih h``tu prohuhide a bunch of in:formation. When ih spoke tu Crow, hee seemed back tu rihts. Heewz soe chipper, ih assumed `t hee hazz noe trubbl of anyh sort. Oh crud, what doo we doo nao?!
—•••—2012`5`12R MD17. Ih telephoned LD @MD39 1^??03 cjet ih haqfqf noe recollection of the cawal - iwz well off form moast of the dacj.
. Ih headed for Portobello Road for tu get a gigantic ark. Ih. cckk oqfer floppose , and reached Thorp Close at rugh:ly the same time. Loe a siñn Jacket Potatoes. Un:sure - ih kudnt see what dhey doo dhem up in. Moe cawaled mee. Hee nao hazz a stawal on Thorp Close on Saturnog, and under the canopye on Sunnog. Ih huññ bt hyz stawal quhite a while, but iwz basic:ly aot of it. Hee bade mee meet him tm.
. Ih goy tu Eat-Well Cabin. It wasnt dhere! Sure:ly Saturnog yz the best dacj for business? D`was a hot-dog stand where ih wunce got an ynion chommp. Ih wasnt up tu placyng the ordyr dhis time. In the end, ih settled for a packet of Cheez Saqfyryqxs from P`Land. S1 twice seddf Eat up. it be Bazz the head-fuck; owe fuccan great; but ih ehuhaded him wiqf ease. Dhen ache settf in:tu mygh head. Ih carryhed on eatyng CS , and walked hoam. Keqfin was goeyng up the steps; hecjlance. Ih bedded daon statim, and iwz a:sleep the rest of the dacj and awal niht.
2012`5`13S 33^^ sinnce ih met Polly the Persian - noe fuss rem it, ih jusst wasnt up tu it. Ih hahd noe salicylic acyd left, super bummer. Ih slept moast of the dacj. QT4, ih final:y felt well. Pig:Wit sawt mee, soe ih goy tu hyz abode. Iwz dhere till gn MN.
—•••—2012`5`14M LD cckk tu the winndow in the after:noon. Shee hahd the 4 chajrs from Crow's abode_ a hold:awal_ 3 modest sack:loads and 2 plaants. Dud:leyh was in 38E, and LD needed a gard while sheewz ministeryng tu hyz needs. Adama.
. LD came back ymb a stoind after goeyng in #38. Sheewz dhere soe loññg bcoz Dud:leyh needed a stack of attention. Dhen shee needed mineral water, and iwz on gard-dewtyh qxgen. Ejuay; tu Barl:Blob.
. LD brawt teeqx for boath of us. We sat up the steps of #36. Fun`Beam goy aot. Sheewz wearyng a surgical màsk bcoz shee hazz an in:fection, or plus rational:y bcoz the in:fection hazz her. LD saw Nick*W\\\on eeqfn on a bicycle , and studias:ly ygnored him, dhis bcoz hee recent:ly sent sume faol mj:s tu LD.
. Ih d`tu shew mygh fecjr:ly new box for shaqfe~items tu LD. When ih got back wiqf it, Ejuay & LD wr in c`n rem the chajrs. Wajtyng for the end was quhite borinng. LD real liketh the box. We nattered at great lecgth, and LD got thru nu 6 fags. Shee liked it better azz time wore on.
. LD aasked Paul the basogger bie SMS whedher hee wanted tu goe hoam wiqf LD when shee took the chajrs dhere bie taxi. It was arrangjed `t dhey set off @HP7€. LD attended tu Dud:leyh, and iwz on gard-dewtyh cjet qxgenn. Joseph O`Sweat re:mooqfed hyz karr; d`was noe trubbl.
. Ih got fed up wi beyng aot in the cold soe ih nipped up tu LD twice. Paul the basogger arriqfed while iwz in 38E. Hee recognized mee from Crow's abode oqfer a cjear a:goe. Prezznt:ly ih goy for tu make sure Pig:Wit dydnt take the goods. Soon Pig:Wit shewed up , and propozed `t ih driññk coffee in hyz abode in stead of standyng aot in the cold. And dhat was dhat for the niht.
—•••—2012`5`15T When it was obuhi ?t stecjyng up wuld be use:ful, ih fell a:sleep. 4¢54! After basic preparation, ih got tu Wit:Fluff 2sd late. Dhis yz still better `n missyng it altgedhr. Raanah s``t d`was karaoke in the game-room, soe we goy in dhere , and ,trew tu form, took noe part. Emny took part. And Jym`Hum.
. Raanah_ Ro:ger_kr & ih got stuck in:tu religion azz uzuhal. Raanah kicked off bie aaskyng whedher the soññs at karaoke be relygional:y law:ful. Ih kudnt relygional:y denaonce the fyrst 2 (shite:ness yznt a relygional graond) dhen `Sune of a Preacher-Man` came on the mysheen. Ih denaonced it azz promothyng trinityh. Ro:ger_kr ,quhite missyng the point of fanatic:ry seddf The soññ hazz nuffnk tu doo wiqf krystianityh. [***] Ih fonndled Emny on the wecj tu the cychen, and shee grinned at mee. Dhis yz probably azz seeri azz it geteth but driññk the teeqx while tyz fresh.
. A fecher at Schnatter Munch s^^t hee uzed tu wyrk in Red Planet , and got fed up wi the mj:ment. And hee s^^t mygh wife was alz frennd:ly & courteös tu him.
—•••—2012`5`16W zMRo r`up @10¢34 shee wyshed `t ih be the 3^` when sheez ruler of HG_AA 4m40. Prezznt:ly ih dyde scribal:rye.
. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold in the after:noon, and we goy tu hyz abode. We madheled Patmos 17 well in:tu niht.
—•••—2012`5`17H Ih dyde a mkjj load of scribal:ry. Tu Pig:Wit's abode ymb 6%%. Heewz surprized `t iwz in North Kens`gn, soe ih told him bt the telephone cawal ;:d. HC r`up @10:34€ 1m28 watch SRW tm. Iwz dhere till the middle of the niht. …A`J`S.
—•••—2012`5`18F 2¢33. Tu Portobello Road. Loe Alice at The Percy; we nattered a good while. Shee wyshed `t shee kud keep the same sort of time azz ih. Ih thynk shee wuld get fed up wiqf it kwyke:ly.
. Eat-Well Cabin was shut for the dacj. Ih got 1 pastyh from Gregg bcoz ih expected `t dhey wrnt hot enugh tu meryt moar. Ih felt like a driññk but not at dheyr prices. Ih goy in:tu Bee Mee. Ella*B spotted mee from aot:side @5¢12; shee waqfed and grinned tu mee dhen got on her wecj; ih gess shee hahd an appoint:ment.
. HC r`up @5¢33 hee h``for:gotten `t iwz soon goeyng tu hyz abode , and was bt tu reach Pret NHG, soe we agreed tu meet up dhere ; ih left Bee Mee duryng the cawal; 1m06. In:tu the shop, and ih bawt a gigantic ark. Getyng it hoam was real easyh.
. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @5t7€ and bF wiqf NR. Ih wanted tu telephone LD but ih figured `t the jabber-port wuld fecjl qxgen. HC r`up @6:16€ for tu find aotwhere ih was: at hoam, tired and bt tu goe tu NHG; 44s.
. Pret at NHG yz twice azz big azz it uzed tu be. Dhis yz bcoz dhey bawt what uzed tu be the fish-moangerye; ime not goeyng tu miss it. HC reddf aot sume Lyght-Wyrker stuff. We wr dhere till clozance eeqfn 8%%. Ih aasked the mnr whedher d``z anyh hope of stecjyng open till 11 (mg 10 while BST yz in force): d`yznt enugh business for it.
. HC & ih goy tu Big:Muck. QHANNAH which yz a kr from Sweden and weareth shades full time. Shee h`been tu numerös places i`g a good few in Scot:land. Shee aasked a stack of q`ns.. After a while, HC got fed up wi it , and aasked her a stack of q`ns.
. Prezznt:ly HC & ih sat wiqf Ro:ger*Mccll & other kr:s at the LH wawal. Ih fell a:sleep! Iwd raadher h`been at hoam. HC woke mee well afore we h``tu shifft tu the RH wawal. Hee griped `t ih dydnt seem tu be dhere.
. HC peruzed >Rense.com<. Hee reddf aot nune of the major peeces. Heez dull of late. We goy tu Tesco, where:in ih haqfqf noe function; don't cnow what hee bawt. We stood at the east:ward bus-stop, and hee aasked bt Dud:leyh & LD. Ih spoke of LD's tendency tu shack up wiqf punchyqx blokes. Ih twigged `t shee got it from her mum. HC borded a TJ tu balloon-Land.
. Ih dropped in on Pig:Wit sodht hee dydnt feel deprihuhed - from 1 kliññ tu another. Ih logged on:tu yahoo. The same matter azz in The Majl; it clear:ly meryteth furdher attention.
—•••—2012`5`19R PigWit came tu CroakFold, and wee goy tu hyz abode. D`was a load of comments tu the report at yahoo. Ih stode black magic. Ih faond aot what black magic yz: magic made from death chi. tyz real:y cjuck; eeqfn readyng bt it yz harm:ful.
. PigWit crashshed aot. Ih told mygh prelimynary find:ment dhen heewz back tu sleep. Hee got up 3 times for weewee, and dhatt was it. Eezar shewed up for tu watch the Chel u~ Bayern machch. Ih told him bt black magic. Short:ly hee chanjed the conuhersation tu al-Islaam, which yz a much plezznter topic. Eezar left soon after the machch, and ih concluded mygh studye.
. SM from LD 00¢53¢46 Dear A`k. Paul [the basogger] notyced [`t] =dha_seemeth different , better in =dhye:self. Hee alsow mentioned [`t] =dha _lookketh much better (I agree) X keep it up =dha _seemeth tu be thriqfyng! =and in time =dhye well beyng will improoqf moar so X[]
—•••—2012`5`20S Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold, and we goy tu hyz abode. Ih dydnt read enfnk rem black magic - ih hahd enuhhf of it ;:d for a uherye loññg time. Eezar came tu the apart:ment. Pig:Wit aasked him tu doo sume repajr on the computer.
. Pig:Wit aasked mee tu sweep up sume rajzins hee dropped on the floör. Pig:Wit yz a bluddyqx maniac: hee sudden:ly d``t Loftus wasnt a nice person , and tore up the only picture of him we hahd. And after ih goy tu such effyrt tu get it off the wawal sinj dammyj; dhis can only be meant azz a wecj of cauzyng offense tu mee; success:ful. Loftus's death yz the cheef reason ih spend soe much time in Pig:Wit's abode. Ih swept up the rajzins , and chucked dhem in the tree-space. Loe Cjeqf.
. Ih returned the dusst:pan & brush , and huññ aot wiqf Cjeqf. Ih washf mygh hands. When ih got back, Alex Hood`Look was dhere. Dhey wr plecjyng a wyrd game on Cjeqf's ihone. ¤??R?E?S ? burleys. Soe wtf yz burleys? A kind of tobacco grown in Kentucky. Ih goy tu G^Munch for food. Ih stecjed till clozance dhen got dinner.
. …A`J`S; hee reported the ccxx dhoe wiqf noe depth of jen.
—•••—2012`5`21M QP11. PigWit cckk tu Croak^Fold, and we goy tu hyz abode. A wyrk:man from up:stecjrs came in for tu aask bt summnk prehuhi. Ih left at dhis point eeqfn QP2.
. Ih got the shaqfe job dun in time:ly fashion. Dhen ih came oqfer too draozyqx tu get clean. Poo crap, after beyng on telephone tu the organizers, ih kudnt get tu it! If ih h``dun the preparation ;:d, ih kud h`gotten tu it.
—•••—2012`5`22T MdMcDd cckk tu the dowr: td be the appoint:ment wiqf RG. Sun-shine; ih lecj on the lawn. Prezznt:ly ih felt ?t it be time tu get up. Dhen MdMcDd hoatf QT1UT. Seeri attack of piññk.
Dhen the meetyrh; ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode for a while afore goeyng tu Wit:Fluff.
. Emny wasnt dhere when ih got dhere 4¢51. Shee shewedf up a good bit later. Prezznt:ly shee propozedf plecjyng wi a bawal in a near:bie park Nowell was frek on it soe ih stecjed in 73C.
. Ih telephoned LD @10¢36 LD aasked hao ih was: iwz quhite well but dhen ih reddf `t ''' in a bad state; sheewz much better `n @5¢57; head-cold, and dhey lachchedf on:tu it;
; what h`been happening?; the meetyth; MdMcDd seemeth keen tu keep Mendel aot of it, probably bcoz hee can doo sinj the aggro;
; Furry; ih wuld cnow dhat if ih h``actuhal:y gotten dhere on Friggog;
; the corridor will be easy*r tu figure wunce ih h`comported recyclandum; LD recommended getyng a smawal rubbish-bin from the Aafghan shop and linyng it wi a recycle-bag;
; LD yz real pleased `t ime well, and shee notyced the improoqf:ment lasst week; ih wundered what led tu it; shee figured `t summnk poo yz gonn, Pepsi being the obuhi thicg; dhen shee thawt of Lady Muck; dhat must be it - tyz the biggest difference;
; the hauntants h`been real horryd: sheez thynkyng of dooyng shuwwr dhen cymyng hoam tm; whedher her lyght was on; €uW late the shop behind the f^^station yz open; Swrrl:Bloom yz open raond the clock; dhey don't doo lec;i till niht - a surprize tu mee; ih goy aot: the lyght was off: short:ly LD felt crud soe h``tu get off the telephone; 42m02.
—•••—2012`5`23W QP1. Ih draññk a tin-load of lemonade , and trotted the lawn. Prezznt:ly ih heard the noize of a lawn-mower beyng feched soe ih got aot of the garden. It turned aot tu be at #34. Tree Wize Men.
. Tu G^Munch. Ih finyshk it on the 4^` step.. Loe Cris*M. Loe Pig:Wit. coffee. Pig:Wit yz beyng put up in 38B till the pecjntance yz dun. The room yz nice:ly pecjnted - mega:ly better `n when LD was dhere. Pig:Wit gaqfe up the defunct prinntarium , and aasked mee tu place it near the bin-shed; soon dun.
. Ih logged on tu A`J`S @11%% , and began preparation statim. The job was complete well afore the end of A`J`S, and ih took in what ih heard; a job well dun.
—•••—2012`5`24H QTMD. HC r`up @11¢52 heewz bt tu reach Hyde Jpark Corner , and was deziras `t ih meet him; iwz bt tu get redy tu get on a trundle; hee propozed tu accom mee on the trundle - holy vvxxjjj SHIT! dhen cF. Noe seruhyce; ih h``neqfr cnown cF tu cyme at a better moment!
. SM tu HC MD07 Well, dhatts different "Noe Seruhyce" - the satellite fecjled. Ime dartyng bt the place dhen goeyng tu the station; not sure what time - ih haqf time in hand but plentyh tu doo.[]
. SM fm HC _13¢14 Ime free and easyh, [name], soe wuld be willinng tu fit raond =dhye mooqf:ments. Kud chat tu dhee if ih went on trundle, wuld symply return tu [=Stag Street or Groqfnr Garden]<` {Not meanyng tu prygh, [name] - jusst haqfqfnt chatted tu dhee in a while}<` Haqfqfyng sume lunch nao. Let mee cnow?<` NanuNanu[]
. SM from HC _15¢04 Current:ly at hoam [cR] Furry missinng[]. SM from LD _19¢51 A`k Pls cawal Asap hauntinngs tricked mee[:] ih h`left a umzl on an RF mobile thynkyng [`t] it =be Cris*M's personal mobile (trubbl for him) Tricjed tu get hoam ?[] Ih telephoned LD @5p1€ NR.
. SM tu LD 3:03€ Cawal the same numbr , and =ploññk mj for other of dhem, nu Pug:Face & =O`Sweat. Per:haps aask =O`Sweat aot tu dinner. The mj tu Cris shuld dis:appeer in the nuts:ness.[]
—•••—2012`5`25F LD r`up @8¢24 the interference `t led tu the erryr; 2^29m29. Ih got back tu sleep.
. MdMcDd woke mee from deep sleep ymb 2¢20. Hee h``nt seen mee for moast 3d , and wundered what be what. Ih uzed the bath-brush ih bawt ;:d. Ih dressed up symply bcoz iwz clean eeqfn dhoe ih hahd nowhere tu goe.
. Loe Duggy & Patrick the fanatic romo leaqfyng Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy seddf Heez not in. We walked slow:ly tu the next corner bcoz d`was sun-shine. Pig:Wit came hoam , and seddf Duggy yz cymyng heer in a mnt. Ih: Duggy h`alredy been & gonn. Hee: While iwz aot shoppyng? Heewz surprized hao kwyke:ly it took place.
. Sudden:ly ih remembrf s`where tu goe: Arch128. Soon iwz dhere. Morgan wasnt dhere. Tu Eroma.
. Ih started compozyng a mj tu LD wiqf the intention of tellyng HC `t iwz dhere. LD r`up @7¤iPhone¤ sheewz in a riht state soe wasnt awal dhat clear; Paul the basogger was a:wecj at performance, and LD was suppozed tu be in Confusion Sq afore Paul got back; shee in:tended tu clean her:self , gadher her thiññs in a bag , and get a cab hoam; shee wanted tu crash at Crow's abode (s`where in Acton) but kudnt get hold of him;
; the tricjall of Jakogg: 1 of the juryh:men ,an Inndian lady, rehuhelede `t her syster was a juryh:man at the prehuhi case , sume sneak reported it tu the judge , and the judge ordyred a fresh tricjall; LD spoke tu the juryh:men: wiqf 1 exception which yz clear:ly not fit tu be a juryh:man, dhey in:tended tu secj Not Gyltyqx; the judge's learn:ed frennds haqfqf sume extra business, and Jakogg & hyz dad haqfqf the wuryh haññyng oqfer dhem for oqfer 7munnths;
; LD aasked for help wiqf compozyng a mj tu Paul the basogger `t hee be not wroath when hee faond LD still dhere; `iwz delacjed` noe use; mentionyng sleep was aot; start wi `Dear Paul` - dun; `hao was the dacj?` adapted; iwz stuck for the actuhal content;; LD contended `t iwz not helpyng her and ,in deed, was dooyng her head in; dhis stuff yz not mygh strocg point, and iwz wyrkyng on it; dhen the stuff started tu flow at her end, xMjJ like `ime on the job , and hope tu be a:wecj bie 11`;
; LD aasked mee tu find aot hao much was left in mygh batterye, soe ih pressed the button at the top: it turned aot tu be hao tu end a cawal;
. Ih felt glad `t the cawal was oqfer; ih like helpyng LD, but sheewz raadher shreekyqx. Shee r`up @iPhone and wanted tu cnow hao we got cut off; ih hahd 2 goze at it , and got tucg-ticjed at the wyrd Juse; it came aot riht the 3^` time, and LD interrupthed mee; 4^` time, and shee interrupthed mee at the same point; soe in exasperation ih seddf We got cut off; LD felt `t dhis be suffycient explanation - oy sheewz in a state; iteration of ín;tent; shee expected bie 11€ or MN, shee kudnt make her mind up;. Iwz back bie 10€ , and walked in the garden till iwz tired. Ih began charrjyng the jabber-ports bie MN.
. LD rup @MN06 sheewz grate:ful for mygh help at compozyng the mj tu Paul the basogger; it was noe thanks tu mee, ih dyde dhye head in; don't take it personal; shee obseruhed `t iwz much calmer nao `n in Eroma ; shee too was a bluddyqx siht calmer `n dhen; Paul came hoam gn10 , and was frennd:ly;
; Nacjer yz leaqfyng the settupp bcoz shee can't take anyh moar of Joseph O`Sweat & OmoAi poss MdMcDd; dhis meaneth `t LD short:ly hazz another wyrkowiqf soe trepidation; ih recommended Ejuay; LD aasked bt Olihuhia: ih don't cnow enugh bt her; ih told `t ih perswaded Ejuay tu stecj put eeqfn fyght the scum not run a:wecj;
. Dhat peece of drrt NF`Neck came back @1:==; hao appropriate. The loadh:sm thiññ goy strecjcjt thru the dowr of what shuld be Max's apart:ment. Apart from dhat, ih hahd peace for the hoal charrj-job.
—•••—2012`5`26R xp1. HC r`up @???? iwz goeyng tu the West End; heewz in the West End (mygh style was bt tu be cramped); hee s``t ih shuld h`contacted him ;:d `t hee kud accom mee on the trundle - hee hazz noe notujon of hyz un:fit:ness for dhis sort of deed; meetyng up sume time in the West End;.
. Pig:Wit turned up azz iwz leaqfyng the haose. Dhats a wumn's scarf. It a milytary sweat-absorptujon thiñ. If yw can't wear 1 of dheez, yw`r a poof. Ih wuldnt wear 1 of dhoze. Hallow secjlė. Sume dacj when ime well, ime g`tu kick the shit aot of yw. Ih can't wajt dhat loññg. [Neruhyqx dhen frrm] When ime well. Ih can't wajt dhat loññg. Don't cyme the bulyqx on mee. Bulyqx? Hoo wanted tu kick the shit aot of hoom? Dhen hee ínsysted `t ih cyme tu hyz abode for tu see xMJJ. Tu hyz abode.
. The xMjj was hyz teli gonn rum: tyz moast:ly moqfe. Heewz watchyng a hurlye machch. Ih saw dhis fault wunce before, the fault was wiqf the disc, and ime near certn tyz the same disc. Ih told him tu test the set wi another disc. Hee refused tu test it (per:haps nao feelyng stupid) , and ordyred mee aot.
. Tu the station. Thorp Close!, soe ih uhisyted Mow. A magnifygher for 5pkp, which duzznt seem like bargn base:ment but apparent:ly yz jusst dhat; ih gess mygh notujon of prices yz aot of date qxgen. `Adam` mgz 1966 uzed the wyrd :gacj tu describe a pacjr of poofs. Ih left duryng clozance.
. HC r`up @???? iwz a:bord a trundle for Pad`gn; meet up in Big:Muck Edge:Ware Road; Iwz dhere fyrst bie ymb half a stoind. Strecjcjt aot wiqf the iPad, and hee gaqfe forth on a gyrl agj12 what pecjnted a picture of Jesus; Akiane.
. Ih suggered `t we shifft tu Caffe^Nero nygh next dowr. It was shut - on Saturnog! Ih seddf Per:haps dhey`r Jewish.
. Tu Pret. Aot wiqf the iPad qxgen. It was like heewz dooyng news commentary not talkyng tu s1 hee clacjmeth azz a frennd. Prezznt:ly hee heard a bloke at another table menjyng Fukushima, soe hee waded in. And hee actuhal:y lysned tu the bloke; oy a contrast.
. Ehuhentuhal:y HC wanted tu goe tu Big:Muck NHG. At hyz requhest, ih accomed him tu the bus-stop. Hee feeleth a compulsion tu goe dhere. Soe <>dhatts<> what it yz.
. Iwz peckish on the wecj hoam. Ih popped in:tu a shop on Praed Street. 400g D`Biscujts for 1bP99. It seemed steep, per:haps another ín:stance of aot of date notujon. Tu the Pastyh Shop Pad`gn 1001281 1009MahboobChk4205 23¢51.
—•••—2012`5`27S 3¢10. Ih dyde scribal:ry awal dacj. Ehuhentual:y ih felt `t ih h`dun enugh soe uhewed the time: 11:02€. Well fuck; for 1 thiññ, ih total:y dydnt shew up for Pig:Wit's BD bash. All:bert rup @11¢17 the leci; NK and awal dhat - noe news; ime p`sure shee turned qxgennst mee bcoz shee dis:liketh LD; All:bert was puzzled soe ih told hao NK met LD and her comments oqfer the next nu 5weeks - ih for:got `t NK blamed LD for the temporary dis:appeerance of a keeqx; All:bert aasked bt Marji; ih told hao Fynchell the self-styled financial wyzard led NK tu Black:Turd; complex pacj:ment structure; cjes, ih spent 2tu3 stoinds on redesiñnyng it - ih wuldnt h`bodhdhered if ih h``cnown `t Fynchell was at the back of it; Black:Turd dydnt cyme up wiqf a thiññ probably d`wasnt a thiññ tu cyme up wiqf; dyde Fynchell get a cut of the loot?; noe dhoe hee probably hahd a thawt of dhat sort;
—•••—2012`5`28M XTMD. Tu the garden azz d`was sun-shine. Ih goy tu the frunt stecjr tu doo up mygh boots, and PigWit talked mee in:tu goeyng tu hyz abode. Hee & Duggy wr soon goeyng tu a shop or shops in Shepherd's Bush. Duggy arriqfed while iwz makyng hot driññks. Ih don't cnow whedher the well cold cup of teeqx was much use tu him wunce hee got back.
. D``z noe i:Net connexion. Hee near enugh explajned it afore Duggy got dhere: BT stopped the seruhyce bcoz of the disspute wiqf Talk:Talk. Ih neatened the table of uhisyted sites , draññk the coffee , and shogged off.
. D`was noize of garden ekwype:ment - the gardeners wr on the job. iwz real curiös whygh dhey wr heer on Moonog in stead of Wednog, but tyz danjerös tu aask dhat sort of quhestion soe ih sat quhicjet:ly on the 4^` step.
. The doör of l`room was wide open, and d`was a bunch of cloathes on the floör. Short:ly FunBeam dyde laund:ry (a cjelow shyrt and not much ellse). It was time ih dyde laund:ry soe ih got it tgedhr. Pig:Wit popped up while iwz wajtyng for FunBeam tu collect her wash:ment. The cloathes on the floör be hyz. Heewz bt tu wrap dhem wi hyz fresh:ly drycjed kwylt; success, but the kwylt kud doo wiqf sume bleach. Up the steps, and the doör was open, soe ih cnocced FunBeam's doör. Shee aasked w`r PigWit was gonn - sheewz shunnyng PigWit bcoz hee recent:ly dyde a bit of aggro: PigWit was in con`on wiqf s1 Fun`Beam duzznt cnow, FunBeam came hoam, and PigWit seddf Ah, heer`z dhat eqfyl bich.
. Ih washf a pylow-thek (pvvxx from LD)_ the soon tu be replaced clean-site traozers_ a balaclaaqfa from *****tt*. Ih passed 19mnt of wash-time in PigWit's abode - it seemed much loññger. Duryng the lattr load of water, PigWit desired `t ih get back tu hyz abode; busyh fuck sake. Ih goy dhere after:wards. Prezznt:ly ih re:mooqfed m`self bcoz ih hahd moar wyrk tu doo (collect the jabber-ports & charrjance system).
. When iwz in the driqfe-space tu take the bag of ekwype:ment tu Croak^Fold, PigWit popped up qxgen! Hee nudzhed mee for 2¢%. Hee seemed tu imagyne `t hee hahd an audience.
—•••—2012`5`29T Ih dyde another load of laund:ry despyght beyng sleepyqx. Ih idly reddf a brochure from Sh of Bath. HC r`up @8¢56 g`tu Big:Muck NHG dhen wuld like tu meet mee in CNLBG; hee losst the plot in dhere ;:d , and hittf JAB, which saondheth tu mee like perfect:ly good behaqfcjr; JAB later admitted `t sheewz in the wroñ; meet up @11; 3m23.
. SM tu LD QP10 Ih met Cris^M ystdy. Apparent:ly the mj was erased. Whew![] Tu Eat-Well Cabin. SM fm LD _11¢37 Brilliant x bie hoom? Dyde dha explajn iwz sleep depriqfed got & [must mean `and got`] the staff mob mixxt up wiqf hyz? PS) FURRY WATER HOT WEDHR X[]
. Tu P`Land for e`cells. HC rup @10¢55 heewz close tu CNLBG; 25s. Ih dyde mygh purchase (4 e?cells ,azz ih ín:tended, plus 3 cakes) dhen met HC.
. SM from LD _13¢11 Iwz g`tu set =dhee up wiqf o2S azz =dha txtd mee on the =numbr =dha wanteth. Ih tricjed cawalyng but =dhye phone was off[;] typical! Sort it aot A`k[]
. HC & ih madheled current affecjrs, in particular the denunciation of Tony Bleeder azz a waur crimynal. HC was sleepyqx soe goy hoam @3. Ih goy hoam , and spruced up a bit afore goeyng tu Wit:Fluff.
. SM from Sabhbha _14¢53 D``z a Hyghts team tm[]
. LD r`up @4¢01 shee aasked `t ih telephone her azz sheewz low on speechotext 15s. Ih telephoned her statim ¤ shee aasked bt Furry; Furry hazz a glass of water at the redy full time; ih d`tu goe tu the pet-shop sinnce iwz soe near; LD told `t dhey sell ill animals and `t dhey dissed her bcoz shee reported s1 keepyng a kitten in a bath; ih turned back , and goy tu Wit:Fluff;
; LD bawt 2 hamsters from dhat shop in 2007; dhey wr ill, and LD h``tu leaqf the haose soe shee en:trusted dhem tu Nick_W*on wiqf a full set of instructions; in 6weeks dhey wr dead; ih affrrmed `t Nick_W*on yz scum; end of speechotext.
. SM tu LD 5¢02 And sudden:ly ih hahd noe talk-time Miaow [name], hope we meet up soon, X.[]
. SM from LD _18¢06 Meow Dear A`k X Don't for:get lahuhender X[] LD r`up @5¢54 sheewz in the process of settyng up o2S soe needed certn detecjls bF. SM_19¢10 [xp6] B* pls replygh re: Cris^M . Hoo deletede mj? X[]
. LD rup @6:23€ g`tu tell dhem tu cawal mee on BBD 4m12. mc 6:13€ & 6:19€. LD r`up @??? tu find aot mygh balance at the mecjn numbr dhen got back tu o2.
. Tu Bloom^Swrrl for tu oof the BBD. Fun`Beam came aot of l`room when iwz between the driqfe-space & the gate. D``z noe furdher trubbl from Pig:Wit. Happen sheewz goeyng tu Bloom^Swrrl! Ih dydnt notyce what shee bawt - too sleepyqx.
. Ih telephoned LD @8:22€ the use of the inter:national chip; the success:ful cerch;
; what happened bt the mj: we thynk Nacjer erased it; time for dinner in chez basogger, and LD was like cawal back in half a stoind; 28m11.
. Ih dyde an oqfer-dew job ih lined up ;:d. SM from Sabhbha _19¢18 =Yz_dha a:raond on the moryw?[] Hmm bit late tu cawal him. Ih telephoned LD @5t10€ engagjed. And @10€ and QP. SM @HP10€
The numbr was engagjed for at least 20mnt. Good niht Stripy xx[] >_10PM54¢42 Good =niht Barney X[]
—•••—2012`5`30W MdMcDd raozed mee @9¢54 ; coffee. Ih got tu wyrk wiqf mygh razyr. Ih dyde it slow dhen came back tu the rugh bits. Dhis time, ih dyde it real good.
. Ih logged on tu A`J`S. The signal quhalityh was poor. Dhen Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold, soe ih swichched the iPhone off , and goy tu hyz abode.
. 2 shslops wr persecutyng the dr`r of KE51AJY. Dhey took ymb half a stoind oqfer it dhen Pig:Wit goy in-side for teeqx. Hee offered teeqx & coffee tu the uhictim and tu the shslop; dhey declined it. Prezznt:ly ih heard what was goeyng on: shee hahd noe insurance despyght handyng a load of oof tu an insurer - the shmuck. m`h`fucked off wiqf awal the oof.
. The pecjnters wr meant tu start wyrk dhere td, and d``z another delacj. Ih opened the f`doör, and dhere was OmoAi bt tu put an inuhitation in Pig:Wit's letter-box - 2~wecj surprize. Duggy arriqfed a moment later. Hee noted `t the inuhitation yz tu a trip tu the Lundan Eacj, not tu actuhal:y ride the thiññ.
. Pig:Wit aasked MdMcDd tu photo:copye an artykl & sume reports; later; MdMcDd goy aot for food. The leci system packed up qxgen. When MdMcDd came back, the kettle was in the entrance-space, MdMcDd made noe remark on it. Ih ploññked it back afore hee feched the artykl_ reports & copyxz d`of. Ih goy hoam ymb QT9§.
. Ih charrjed the jabber-ports dhen got dinner. Ih took much loññger `n ih ín:tended soe ih collected the jabber-ports statim. In came a mj LD sent ;:d _19¢18 B* txt mee[.] Shall ih gyqf up cawalyng o2[?] Whygh duzz =dhye phone keep cuttyng aot?[]
. Ih dyde moar wyrk on the mecjn telephone numbr. Dhen ih got too sleepyqx tu uze the bath. Well, it yz the riht time for beyng a:sleep - iwz aot like a lyght @1:42€.
—•••—2012`5`31H A:wake @xt11; 9^08m. MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold ymb HP10; coffee. Ih ate the 3^` of the cakes ih bawt in P`Land on Moonog. Dhoze cakes wr weeyrd - not un:plezznt but not real:y cake; sort of greasyqx. Ih dyde a bit of repajr on The Bunny; stuffance was easyqx, the real repajr yz a job for a stich:ster. Owe smeg: gonn 1o'clock.
. LD r`up @???? shee hahd 4mnt left dhis munnth soe kud ih cawal her; the jabber-port kept crashshyng, which LD re:phrased azz cuttyng aot; iwz bt tu goe aot , and hoped tu charrj it when ime back;
. Ih reached HxH a stoind late. D`was noe rehersall of lines; bummer, ih gess ih missed it. zSRo conuhecjed zAjala_ zQfitzthum & mee, dhem tu *****tt* Station, mee tu Hammer:Smith
Station. Ih spoke of Kens`gn Temple holdyng seruhyces tu klenz folc of F·˙·. Dhen ih mused `t s1 wanted tu tell a Pentecostal bt F·˙·, and the Pentecostal seddf Iwd luqf tu hear what yw haqfqf tu secj but ime too busyh haqfqfyng a sexuhal experience wiqf Jee.EE.eezus. After zQfitzthum & zAjala got aot, zSRo told `t dwas profaond embarrass:ment behind mee bcoz zAjala yz a Pentecostal. Tyz not cnown which utterance cauzed moast embarrass:ment. zSRo's exaltation yz up soon; much madhel of it.
—•••—2012`6`01F 11. Ih got aot ymb 1; not clear what tqqu mee soe loññg. Tu Pad^gn postostow; ticket 194. D``z a new issugh of `50# notes`. Tu *****tt*.
. Tu Ranj:Click for a camp-grade fork. Loe back:packs, soe ih peruzed dhem per-chance d`be sume or eeqfn 1 better `n what ih hahd mygh gear in. D`was: 60L+10L for 49bP95. Loe proper socks, 6bP99 and thermal 12bP50; hah, dhat expedytion tu the West End wiqf HC haññyng bt the hoal time, and awal ih h``tu doo was goe tu Ranj:Click.
. Tu the Natural Health Centre. Ih bawt spaggog for the F·˙·B·˙·.
—•••—2012`6`02R Iwz real hungry soe ih goy tu G^Munch dhoe on recent form d`was like:ly:hud of cymyng oqfer floppose. Ih hahd the uzuhal mele dhen on the wecj aot came oqfer floppose, baññ on cue sort of thiññ. Ih goy back tu the table tu like sleep it off. Iwz dhere 320 till 440; curiös `t boath times are multiples of 10mnt.
. Ih wanted tu charrj batteryxz dhen send a mj tu zKuakuqfi but ih wasnt up tu it soe ih rowled in:tu Store:Stow. Ih perused eemzl , sent the mj dhen dyde sume wyrk on the accaont bz tyz still relatyf:ly feeble. And dhen ih got stuck in:tu DrHoo uhideo, and dhat was it till clozance.
—•••—2012`6`03S MD54. Ih charrj the jabber-ports , charrjed a set of e?cells , and harked AJS. Ih dyde scribal:rye. Ih telephoned Jinnji @QT7§ AS 17s; telephonyng Jinnji was a spur-of-the-moment affecjr not a rational matter. Ih telephoned SarahMZ @QP7§ AS 40s. Ih telephoned LD 8:24§ not:poss. SM_QT9 Miaow! Ih haqf mygh batterye fully charrjed, and nao dhye batterye yz flat! Later xx[] Ih telephoned LD @9PM not:poss. And ih telephoned SarahMZ NR. What a great start tu beyng on o2S!
—•••—2012`6`04M Pig:Wit cckk tu Croak^Fold @11¢54. Iwz slow tu get tu mygh feet, and of course heewz a:wecj. Ih collected the e`cells ih connected tu the JS LN. Dhen ih connected another set; hahd ih thawt of it before-hand, ih kud h`dun the 2 jobs in 1 goe the same azz ;:d. When ih headed for the dowr of l`room, HC was dhere. Well, dhat was the shape of the dacj determined.
. We goy tu CNLBG till clozance eeqfn 7%%. HC was better `n uzuhal - HC half wecj lysned tu mee moast of the time. SG`Matthew mj dhis munnth yz dated 3^` not 1^` azz yz uzuhal, and d``z noe mention of BB`C; ih thynk `t dhis pacjr of facts yz hygh:ly significant.
. Tu G^Munch bcoz HC was hungry and G^Munch yz strecjcjt oqfer the road. Ih dydnt feel like eatyng chips soe soon after the blow:aot soe ih hahd a burger. It was cjum, soe ih hahd another, and dhen felt fed.
. We goy tu Big:Muck NHG; HC seemeth tu regard it azz necessary. We met Qhannah the kr walkyng a:wecj fm Big:Muck; yn:con`al. In Big:Muck, Teewee ,a kr, sat wiqf us. Pig:Wit came in, soe ih spoke wiqf him for a while. HC reddf a load of royal smeg aot of a news-paper, ih thynk Telegraph. Teewee lapped up the driqfqfel , and was intreeged at mygh attitude. Teewee yz not briht _shee yz a kr_ but shee meaneth well soe ih engagjf wiqf her. Prezznt:ly shee shogged off.
. Ih spoke of hao ih feel in Big:Muck & such-like places. Ih picked the moment of maximum receptyfityh, soe hee took it in. Hee s``t tyz an effect of the transytion tu 4^` densityh. What yz the point soe soon?! Short:ly we wr shunted tu the east. The teedium got greater, and dhen ih got wize: ih goy hoam.
. Ih dyde scribal:rye. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold twice. When the scribal:rye was dun, ih goy tu hyz abode; MN11. D`was a dash of mania, soe ih seddf Pills. Hee took the stuff ymb 11€, which yz late - bie 2sd while BST yz in force. Hee turned manic qxgen soe ih left the place. Ih dydnt handle it well. Ih gess dhat be the difference between MHP & necjbre: if yw goe in dhere azz a MHP, yw expect dhat kind of shit, and if goe in dhere azz a necjbre, yw expect normalcy. At least ih cleared off aot of it, not get drawn in:tu quherule.
. Pig:Wit aasked mee tu shuqf an aerial thru the back winndow. Well tugh, mygh hands wr nao clean. And tyz a bit of a cheek after the wecj hee carryhed on at mee less `n 10mnt back. Soe hee walked raond the haose , and dyde the job. When it was dun, hyz mood was un:clear: it kud be huff, it kud be satisfaction; per:haps heewz yn:different.
. Ih charrjed the Motorola jabber-port. SM from LD _13¢43 Tricjed tu return =dhye cawal pls cawal back X[] Ih telephoned her @QT1€ NR. Ih dyde scribal:ry.
—•••—2012`6`05T Iwz awake soe ih determined tu goe tu Zbryz in a short while. SM fm LD _11¢11 Hi Barney[,] sorry [ih] missed =dhye cawal. Iwz un:well (uherye haunted) [Ih] fell a:sleep yrly. Ime a:lsee bie 12MN [mg 11%%] at the moment Xx[] Ih got up , and uhewed the time: 5¢34; ih must hbeen a:sleep ymb 5sd.
. On the wecj tu Zbryz loe Neeko on the wecj back from Zbryz. Hee seemed daon~cast and wasnt in a mood tu tarry dhere. Ih got tu 5 feet from the dowr, and it was shut! Dhey shut it @6? What happened tu beyng open till 10%% (mg 9%% duryng BST)? Poo, iwz defeated.
. SM from LD _17¢45 _10^413¢0 Dear Barney, ih hope =dha_yz well. =Hazz_dha anyh plans for =dhye BD tM? Stripy Xxx[] Odd `t ih dydnt get it on the BBD fyrst. Ih gess the `new mj` siñn dis:appeered bcoz ih uzed SMS for scribal:ry.
. …AJS. Dhen iwz too sleepyqx tu doo enfnk. 5sd yz a big chunk aot of a dacj but it yznt enugh sleep. And dhat be the end of beyng 49.
—•••—2012`6`06W Ymb 8. SM from LD _1¢03 HBD Dear Barney, luqf & hugs Stripy xxxxxx[]
. SM from HC _10¢53
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. Ih got on wi preparation. Tu Eat:Well Cabin; good brekfst. But not enugh; soe ih got a pie in Pad`gn station; 2bP95, ih must not make a habyt of it.
. SM fm LD _15¢03 Happy BD Dear A`k Happy BD tu =dhee xxxx[]
. Tu the postostow; ticket 23; 30 in frunt of mee. The ticket-system runneth from 1 tu 199; it seemeth quhite a smawal ranj. Iwz at caonter_J qxgen.
. Sinj furdher a:doo, ih took the food tu hhh. G·˙·C·˙·; ih h``for:gotten the A`D - it was dew 4d back; owe poo. zHarris was in the cychen eeqfn at preparation for the F·˙·B·˙· of :^:20. Shee prohuhided a bag for the food `t it not get nabbed bie another :^:. Ih heard con`on in the cychen: zSRo & zDuffy. Ih aasked zDuffy whygh shee resiñned from ynfffg ML: Iwz sick tu death of it. It saondheth like a solyd reason for quhittyng enfnk.
. Tu the Natural Health Centre. A jarr of mineral pills; 3 packets of biscujts. Ih came oqfer crud in the shop. Ih parked m`self on the settee. Prezznt:ly iwz un:success:ful at getyng tu the caonter, soe ih landed up on the steps tu the back room till clozance.
. The jurnyh hoam was un:ehuhent:ful dhoe ih h``tu wajt a loññg time for a TJ , and h``tu walk from Sussex Concrete tu the station. Ih got tu bed yrly; ih kudnt eeqfn thynk bt getyng a cake.
. SM from CjP Gibbons _23¢16 H`B`D [name]!<` Rgds<` John gibbons + famylye[] <`00¢13 Cheers mush - super cheers! Noe contact in agjes, must rectifygh it. Whoop![] `Whoop` yz of course a representation of the idea`f BD not a state:ment of fact.
—•••—2012`6`07H OmoAi cckk tu Croak^Fold ymb 9 bearyng a card for mee. MdMcDd yz on leafq ,probably in Morocco, and instructed OmoAi tu get the card tu mee in person, and ih wasnt at hoam ;:D.
. The fyrst thicg ih dyde be rummagj for the iPhone: noe jocj. Soe ih charrjed the BBD & the Motorola jabber-port soe `t ih kud cawal it. Ih dyde washance in l`room for better use of time. The d¤s got ymb 71mnt of charrj. Back tu Croak^Fold, and ih cawaled it: under the kwylt eeqfn at the left edge - it was beside mee the hoal time.
. Ih reached *****tt* afore 3 soe ih goy in:tu the Natural Health Centre. Ih bawt a bottle of cheryh juse for the F???B???. Sam the pagan wench & ih got talkyng bt the waur qxgennst supplements. The enemy h`dun nuffnk tu kontrowl sale of wyrm:wude, which actuhal:y yz harm:ful if oqfer:dun. Dheyr rule mysheen yz acjmed at the plus popular supplements, soe clear:ly dhey want tu hijackthe industrye.
. zKrissy from Paris sawt another copye of Complete , and d`tu haqfqf a copye of U`m1 tu boot. Shee told mee `t sheez mygh best customer.
. Attendance: 28. After:wards, mygh bag of spaggog was un:opened. Huh? zKuakuqfi thawt `t dhis kud be it but wasnt sure , and felt better tu be on the safe side. Eeqfn dhoe ih uttered a clear (near precise) descriptujon?! The bottle of cheryh juse was well receyqfed. While replenyshyng gl (ime the J·˙·W·˙· soe tyz mygh remit), ih learnt `t dhis be bcoz 1 of the French Br`n yz teetotal.
. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith Station but kudnt stecj for chat azz sheewz preparyng her:self for Exaltation. Ih proclajmed it a good reason. SM from LD _21¢10 Ih can't get hold of =dhee A`k ? xxx[] Ih telephoned her @?11€ but kudnt get hold of her.
. The iPhone was aot of siht qxgen soe ih cawaled it 3:44€: pylow. Ih kyked the ploññk it anyh old where habyt on the spot.
—•••—2012`6`08F SM from LD _10¢30 Hi Barney[,] pls cawal [mee :] Iwz attacked bie Paul LN. sabotage hauntinngs[]
. The addytional wecjt of the R·˙·A·˙· apparel was not fun. Ih got a driññk & a packet of throte thiññs; ynFFg major, but ime g`tu note what the throte thiññs are like. In HxH, ih started wyrkyng aot what tu doo bt the extra wecjt.
. Iwz appointed G·˙· of the B·˙· D·˙·. Ih memorized the lines. zAlLu was the Conductor , and reddf herz aot of the book. Dhis xMjj feeble. The impressujon wore off when the candidates wr brawt back in:tu the Temple: zAlLu performed a shpeel HG_AA duzznt haqfqf entire:ly from memorye. D`are sume off bits but dhey are easyh tu dump. Dhis yz the real thiññ.
. zSRo conuhecjed zCora_ J0zfc & mee. The con`on was dheyrz; iwz quhicjet moast the hoal jurnyh.
. Pig:Wit ccccc tu the garden. Ih told him `t iwz dun for the dacj, but it duzznt get thru; hee seddf The dowr yz open. Well, iwz soon a:sleep.
—•••—2012`6`09R SM fm LD what ih missed LN _15¢46 Barney pls cawal [mee][] Ih telephoned her ,poss @MD,: NR. Ih dyde scribal:ry. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. We wahched a flick `Charlotte Grecj`. Pig:Wit turned in ymb MN, and ih goy hoam soon after:wards.
. Ih harked AJS, and the big news was the end of anyh hope of getyng sleep dhis niht: on Friggog, RandPaul instructed the folywers tu back Romney, and Ron Paul instructed the Paul-camp fowk tu "be respect:ful". Ih nao feel glad `t ih kudnt make a financial contribution.
. Ih collected the jabber-ports. Ih telephoned LD @1:11€ NR. SM tu LD @1:20€ Miaow! Ih haqfqfnt heard from dhee sinnce the mj on the 8th. Hao be dhee? xx[] The jabber-port gaqfe up!
—•••—2012`6`10S The SM tu LD got sent @7¢34 Miaow! Ih haqfqfnt heard from thee sinnce the mj on the 8th. Hao be dhee? xx[] Ih telephoned LD @8¢¢ NR. Ih telephoned her @9¢¢ sheewz moast dis:pleased at beyng woken, eeqfn freaked at it; when ih got noe replygh LN, ih figured `t it be bcoz shee turneth in bie MN soe the time tu telephone her yz morn - clear:ly ih got it sehuhere:ly wroñ; the jabber-port losst puwwr.
. LD sent mj:s azz yz her wont when sheez up-set
. Ih dyde scribal:rye awal dacj. @xt11€ ih realized `t ih wasnt getyng tu G^Munch. D`was heqfyh recjn for 3sd or soe, soe ih dydnt goe a`where. Ih ate a packet of biscujts , and experimented the spell-checker till iwz too sleepyqx tu doo enfnk.
—•••—2012`6`11M 11¢11. Ih still felt funnyqx in the stomakh soe ih dyde scribal:ry.
. Ymb 4, ih draññk RockStar E`D in the garden. Loe Duggy, and ih ran tu the frunt. Ih spoke at length on the Paul treason. Dheyr behaqfcjr seemeth complete:ly romish, a fact ih can't menj tu Duggy.
. Duggy rhaññ the bell, and Pig:Wit slow:ly got tu the dowr. Ih cawaled tu him, but ih felt like stecj in the fresh acjr. Ih gaqfe forth on the treason dhen got back tu the garden.
. Pig:Wit came tu the garden later on. It be breef, and azz uzuhal hyz doör was open. Back tu scribal:rye.
. …AJS. Iwz real slow tu get tu the bath. Ih don't want tu eeqfn look at the wyrk, soe getyng redy for it sr:ly lacketh appeal. The candle goy aot; bummer. The iPhone ran aot of juse; super bummer. Ih uzed the lyghter tu lyght the room - dhat saondheth like what a lyghter shuld doo! Ih faond a candle soe ih hahd proper lyght qxgen. After the bath, ih dyde scribal:ry & experiment. Ih jusst wasnt sleepyqx.
—•••—2012`6`12T After a niht of scribal:ry & experiment, ih in:tended tu make an yrly start. But iwz nao sleepyqx. Ih woke up , and uhewed the time: 11¢33. Iwz real:y slow.: @2¢24 ih hahdnt mooqfed from the spot. final:y ih got redy. Iwz nao soe late `t iwd be on mygh own dhere nless d?be an :^: or such-like unit in action.
. Loe Nowel in Confusion Sq; ah, tyz Tewog. At the approhch tu Gold:Bloom Road, ih felt like eatyng yPZZxG. Loe Glenn. We walked tu Wit:Fluff tgedhr. Loe Rojjr the kr. Hee seemed not tu be in tune wiqf goeyng tu 73C cjet heewz obuhi goeyng dhere. Glenn spoke of a recent trezhre hunt; Rojjr the kr was riht annoyed `t hee missed it. Hee wundered whygh hee offn duzznt cnow bt dheez ehuhents till after the ehuhent. Ih seddf bcoz the communication system yz shit?
. Alice opened the dowr tu us. Shee remarked `t Rojjr the kr was back; soe we met him on the return jurnyh, hence hee dydnt haqfqf the acjr of imminent arriqfall. Rojjr griped ?t Raanah wasnt dhere after baññyng on tu him tu shew up tu awal of it.
. Neeko was patent:ly sub:duhed. Dhis yz Nowel shut~up~freak's wyrk: 2w back, Nowel griped `t Neeko geteth too much attention. Alice & Jym dykKK it seeri in-stead of recognizyng `t it be bichcharsation for the sake of it. Soe dhey uhewed hyz wares in room3 (sensory, fyrn games) dhen largj:ly neglected him. Dhis yz not a prittyqx siht. Nowel was hyz uzuhal belligerent self. Tyz hygh time xMjJjJj was dun rem him.
. St`Cjard sawt & faond mee for madhel of romish preests hee experienced when heewz cjucg. Dhen hee nudzhed mee rem the Nàtsi P¤ - plentyh of cnollej, noe examination, noe in:siht. Prezznt:ly hee goy hoam - the releef! Dhere yz moar tu life `n dhat, in which sentiment Alice concurred.
. Ih left the others at Confusion Place. At the approhch tu Gold:Bloom Road, ih xyW Nowel in step wiqf Emny, total:y ownyng hyz trophye. And from her end, what yz the deal? Duzz shee en:jocj haññyng aot wiqf the scool bulyqx? Hazz shee for:gotten what a pecjn Nowel yz?
. Tu PJ yPZZxG shop. Ih placed the crusts on the lid of the compost bin for tu find aot whedher it be easyqx for skwyrels.
—•••—2012`6`13W xt9. Ih reached HxH in good time, dhoe not azz good azz an wuld expect from dhat start time. After nu half a stoind of rest and of reflexion on blud sugar, ih got tu wyrk on the mnt.
. Ih kudnt find the c`l mnt, soe ih got tu wyrk on the L·˙· mnt. It flowed real good. Hey, ih kud en:jocj beyng secretary if it wr like dhis awal the time. Ih pulled m`self back tu realityh. G·˙·C·˙· aasked for help wiqf settyng up the Temple: ? busyh wiqf stuff ih shuld h`dun 3w a:goe. Clear:ly hee dydnt get the reference tu the mnt azz hee aasked bt the mnt ymb half a stoind later. Ih finyshk the L·˙· mnt r5mnt afore C`l.
. In C`l, G·˙·C·˙· was puzzled tu hear `t ih kudnt find the C`l notes; hee re:cawaled s¤t ih kud clear up a qn rem the reports bie reference tu the C`l mnt; hee dyde not re:cawal mygh s¤t ih kudnt find the C`l notes. Ih got the attendance-book aot, and dhere a:loññg wiqf it wr the C`l notes.
. We surrendrf aor collars of offykj in the uzuhal manner dhen left the Temple in the uzuhal manner, and not beyng secretary any moar jusst felt soe good. Iwz appointed M·˙·O·˙·S·˙·. After-wards ih h``tu write up the C`l mnt tu hand tu the new ruler eeqfn zCurye. Consequhent:ly ih dydnt haqfqf much time at the F·˙·B·˙·.
. Ih dyde haqfqf a great load of food - mygh spaggog from Thunrog lasst week. zSRo sat wiqf mee while ih got thru it. A:loññg wiqf salad - spaggog goze good wiqf salad. We dyde the uzuhal jurnyh tu Hammer:Smith.
—•••—2012`6`14H Tu Arch128 for tu enquhire bt a surplice for zAthP_ bt a shyrt tu wear wiqf mygh surplice_ and bt repajr of the shyrt LD gaqfe mee on 06`6`2008. A new surplice will cost from 60tu190bPd dependyng on pattern & cloth. Getyng a bespoke shyrt yznt feasybl azz the back-log of wyrk will dqqw him 9 weeks if hee bashsheth a:wecj at it full pelt. Hee told mee tu clean the shyrt LD gaqfe mee dhen fech it tu him.
. Mygh bendogs wr muck:sm. It was an nujsance but not major. Ih wasnt dhere awal dhat loññg azz dhis be hyz eeqfniññ for archerye. From an arch tu archerye! It dydnt occur tu mee tu goe tu Eroma; odd. Yrly niht, probably AJS.
—•••—2012`6`15F Tu Tyrwhitt in Regent Street. The shop yz not well run: the staffak cerched the store dhen goy tu another place (nu Jermyn Street) tu get 2 white shyrts non~irn 16h; dhey hahd only 2 of the blue j?m ih settled on after much deliberation in 16h; dhey hahd nune of the mecjn:ly cjelow tartan ih choze for tu makj up the numbr; dhere was noe suppliqxe of bags at the caonter.
. Mygh neck yz 16h - the same azz in 1994. Ih came oqfer crud in the shop; ih took salicylic acyd for it. When ih got tu the dowr, the tag-spotter screeched a:wecj. Damian the fyrst staffak ih met un:packed the bag , and faond the still-radiant tag. Iwz nao sick of beyng in the shop. Damian blanked the tag , and restored the pack, and ih got in:tu the fresh ajr.
. Ih still felt crud. Ih sawt a haose of refection: CNLBG near [???GP] Street. Iwz dhere wiqf NK lasst cjear, which aspect wasnt fun. Ih felt better for the coffee.
Ih felt better still for applyghyng the drycjer tu mygh head.
. The expedytion wasnt oqfer cjet. Ih walked a:loññg xf Street. A sale:ster cawaled mee in:tu hyz shop near Gl Place, soe ih driffted in dhere. Ih zzwW a white cap ?t wuld be the business. 30bPd, soe ih putf it back. Hee offered it for 25bPd, and ih bught it. Loe a Dr:Hoo t~shyrt marked `for agjes 3&4`. Ih remarked `t ime 46°° too old for it, but if hee hazz anyh in mygh size, ime interested. Hee aasked what Dr:Hoo yz! Heez Inndian but fluhent in English soe Huh?!! Ih gaqfe a breef accaont of Dr:Hoo , and adhuhised him tu zzzK it on compact disc. Ih aasked him what planet heewz on for the lasst 49^^. Hee wasnt at awal sure.
. When ih got hoam, ih got on wiqf comportyng the shyrts bcoz Ih wanted tu haqfqf the job dun bie MN. Ih shuld h`left it for next dacj. 1 of the white shyrts fell aot of the floppoward and on:tu what:eqfr was beneath it. Shit fuck, ih need tu clean it, and ih haqfqfnt eeqfn opened it. Ih felt crud, soe ih goy strecjcjt tu bed.
—•••—2012`6`16R Ih felt total:y dog-shit. Ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih draññk coffee , and huññ aot wiqf him for r` 5sd dhen goy back tu bed.
2012`6`17S Ih felt dog-shit soe dhis be a repete of ;:d except ?t ih hahd sume food afore bed.
—•••—2012`6`18M Ih felt better `n the lasst 2d. Tu l`room for tu charrj batteryxz and tu hark A`J`S. HC rup @???? heewz goeyng tu a munch dhen tu the haose `t we kud goe tu CNLBG. HC cawaled @???? heewz at the dowr. Ih swichched off the iPhone @4¢49; nujsance. We sat on the
. Ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode radher late. Eezar was dhere. We watched `Benidorm`, a trew:ly un:intellectuhal comedye. Eezar left short:ly after:wards; ih gess hee h``been dhere a substantial length of time. Pig:Wit & ih talked macro-politics for nu an stoind dhen ih h``tu goe hoam. Iwz hungryh but ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu put dinner tgedhr soe ih guzzled 3 tin-loads of tomato suhp. …AJS.
—•••—2012`6`19T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold jusst azz iwz bt tu get up. Dhis be ymb xt4. Hee headed for paper:fuck dhen ccjj back: BonyMendel h``been in tuchch eeqfn wantyng tu meet mee on 06`7`2012: ime azz keen tu meet her azz tu lick dog-shit off the foot-path. MdMcDd took dhis azz equhihuhalent tu noe.
. Tu Wit:Fluff.
—•••—2012`6`20W Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold dhen walked a:wecj. Ih got aot dhere, and a moment later, AHE turned up. We sat on the 4^` step. FunBeam goy aot, soe we h``tu skweez aot of the wecj. Short:ly we goy tu Sahi's Cychen.
. AHE goy tu the dump trass the road, ih gess bcoz hee wanted summnk Sahi duzznt doo. While heewz dhere, 5 un:rulyqx cjucg men d`tu eat in the place. And dhey goy strecjcjt tu the table iwz at. Dhey swifft:ly putf mee off eatyng moar in dhere. When AHE got back, we soon shogged off. Tu Bloom^Swrrl dhen back tu the haose. We sat on the 4^` step. FunBeam came hoam - ih kudnt h`timed it dhat wecj if ih wanted tu!
. Prezznt:ly the place got cold (in the middle of sumyr) soe we goy tu l`room. We madheled the Ntsi P¤. Pig:Wit turned up ymb 9, and spoke of hookkyng up later on, awal entire:ly uzuhal.
. Pig:Wit turned up ymb 11 , and hurled a mass of ínuhect at AHE dhen propozed tu cawal shslop. Sudden:ly ih realized `t hee hahdnt taken hyz medication; ime a bit annoyed: it took mee a mnt tu spot it.
. AHE & ih shiffted tu the garden soe `t Pig:Wit dydnt htu be offended at the siht of AHE in lroom. In r10mnt, hee charrjed in:tu the garden , and bad~maothed AHE. After the torrent, hee cawaled AHE a cuward while walkyng a:wecj, which seemeth funnyqx.
. AHE goy hoam ymb MN. Ih dyde scribal:ry bcoz iwz behind at it. SM from Crow _20¢54 Hi dhere ih hope =dha had a good BD. . . =Dhye phones h`been turned off soe it's a text . . . Ih hope it's g`tu be a good cjear for =dhee . . . Crow[]
—•••—2012`6`21H Ih got the iPhone in:tu action jusst afore 10; it was perfect:ly timed. Iwz afrecjd `t the expozure tu the cool ajr of the bath-room wuld wyrsen the ill:ness; in the ehuhent, iwz awal riht.
. SM from Catt*Weasel _8¢13 Felicitations! Auspyciös dacj! Find mee at gralesmor@gmail.com tho' only at end of dacj azz [ime] usyng wifi in Starbucks. Lez[]
. Ih reached *****tt* afore 4, soe ih huññ aot in the Natural Health Centre. 3 packets of throte thiññs. Ih shogged off @HP4 , and reached HxH in good time. Dhen ih heard `t zOkogwu h``been dhere sinnce 4. An E???A from :^:MS707 zGeorgianna. Ih took her hand for tu shake it wi the only grip shee hazz, and shee held mygh hand wi the st*** grip in F<^>.
. Ih prooqfed the Br`n for tyz part of mygh remit. zCurye plecjed the organ; shee be the fyrst tu be proqfen. D`was another E???A from :^:MS707 zShz; shee reached HxH duryng openance, soe shee h``tu wajt till the :^: was open tu get in:tu HxH. We dyde well wi the rtl, zAthP dooyng spectacular:ly well. Hao:eqfr d?was a duff bit: the rubbish quhalityh ih wrote yz Yn:Competence; dhen ih kudnt get the lit paper in:tu the bowl.
. zShz & ih got in:tu conuhersation dhen iwz cawaled a:wecj tu take part in un:settyng the Temple. Ih got hold of zCurye for tu arrangj tu write the report. Shee seddf Itx alredy dun. zAthP sawt tu arrangj conuhecjance tu the station for zShz, but shee wanted tu walk dhere; rihtyhoe.
. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith. Stecjyng awake in the karr was an effyrt. When ih got hoam, ih h``tu decyde whedher tu doo clean-site action tm: noe, azz getyng seeri rest was the only sense:ful thiññ tu doo.
—•••—2012`6`22F Ih got up mid after:noon still under the wedhr but not too bad. Tu Pig:Wit's abode: noe reaction. Back tu the garden. MdMcDd cawaled mee; coffee.
. Ih charrjed the jabber-ports; 5¢06 ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode: dhis time raond, Duggy was dhere. Pig:Wit was a bit awake.
. Oqfer ymb an stoind, Pig:Wit woke up. Prezznt:ly Duggy goy aot, probably tu sume romish thiñ. Pig:Wit hahd a rant qxgennst AHE; owe jocj.
. Ymb a stoind later, ih goy tu the garden, in:tendyng tu be back soon. Loe AHE a:head of mee, soe ih cawt up. Ih told him what PigWit h`been at, and hee figured `t hee best gann ellse:where. Azz heewz bt tu shog off, PigWit rumbled a:loññg the allyh - inuect. PigWit hoatf `t heewz cawalyng fuzz, so wee sat on the 4^` step tu bide dhem.
. PigWit walked s`where tu the left. Dhen wee heard him at rant. Heewz at #28 gyqfyng forth bt hao dog-shit wee are at s1 up the steps. Hee walked back tu hyz abode, stoppyng for moar rant: Heez a nigger, hyz fàdher's a nigger, dhey put the chyldrn on the streets in Somaalia - niggers! Wee figured `t d`was no fuzz tu bide. Iwz hungry so wee goy tu G^Munch.
. Madhel of politics. AHE shogged off for daqkwa 8*27tu49. Moar madhel of politics. Wee goy back tu l`room; wee madheled the Nàtsi P¤; it be frujt:ful, in so far azz an can liken madhel of summng so faol tu frujt. AHE left ymb MN, and ih collected the bag of electronic thiññs.
2012^^^1F Late start. mc Crow 1¡28. mc LD 2¡25.
. SM from LD _14¡31 Hi aard`qfark, hao =yz_dha? Ih wundered =w`r =dha kud help mee wiqf the doörs =tu the can 7**? x x[],
. The MW mj :: Cold solstyce ecjnt soe cold dhis time - tyz wet in-stead. Soe ,: Merry Recjn-Tide![]
. HC r`up @4¡03 d``z a delacj: ime helpyng LD wiqf doörs 6m13. And 5¡51 11m54 and ih don't cnow what wee madheled in dhatt time. Tu LD's abode. Shee h``re:bookked the kabbog for 8**. Haqfqfyng chanjed departure-time from 4 tu 7, ih wasnt stecjyng till 8. LD s``t mygh prezznce yz good for her, so ih stecjed till r`QP7€.
. Ih reached HC`s abode @8*32. Hee requhested fechation of chocolate from the petrol-station, so ih feched it. Dhen wee got on wi watchyng dekko.
—•••—2012^^^2R mc LD 1¢33 & 1¢35. mc MdMcDd 5**. LD r`up @11*29 29m37. SM from LD _14¢08¢18 Hi*B, hope dha_yz well. Pls keep a close eacj on mygh flat oqfer the =week:end azz Pug^Face yz wyrkyng =and mygh keeqxs are in the =paper-rig xx happyqx solstyce dear ghnome xx[]
<_2¢11 Sleepyqx - wee wr in frunt of the teli moast awal niht. Riht dhen, flat-watch. x x x[]
2012^^^3S MdMDd r`up 4¢22 cyme in for coffee 46s. Tu paper:fuck. LD r`up @8%% cF 2m37. 8:03€ Crow cawaled the other numbr soe LD h``tu swich d`tu 14m49. SM from LD _21¢03¢16 Oh thanks aard*qfark xxx[]
. SM from zWilliams _2¢33 Merry Cr tu =dhee[.] Ih hope `t dhis dacj and manyh moare tu cyme briññeth [tu] dhee awal the Luqf_ Jocj_ Happyh:ness and good Health in life. Merry Christmas x[]
. Pig:Wit saw mee at the frunt , and inuhited mee tu qINNER. noe erASON not tu, soe dhere ih was. Other prezznt: Duggy_ Molly O`Dwiwr_ & ?Eezr. The fFdD was eWLL qOOKKED; ih gess the bin dyde him a puwwr of good.
—•••—2012^^^4M Tu the station. D`was a slyght seruhyce azz ASLEF was on strike. Ih got tu Gold Hawk Road in short ordyr; ih gess ih got tu the platform at the riht time.
. Ih telephoned HC @6:32€ AS 1mnt. 3 ploddicules swarmed awal oqfer the station; ih haqfqf noe idea what dhey wr at. Ih cawaled hyz iPhone @7%% heewz at Big:Muck NHG wiqf JAB; at Gold Hawk Road Station in q`sd; 2m10.
. Ih telephoned LD @??? shee hahd Crow on the other line soe wanted tu cawal back in 15mnt; dhat was when HC was reachyng the place; when dhen?: dhere till ymb MN [duration unkn?] The 3 ploddaks wr still bt the station but NL in swarm mode. Short:ly dhey shogged off sinj explanation.
. HC was dhere in 18mnt. Hee bade mee accom him in the psewdobus soe ih jumped thru the exyt.. Tu the shop in the petrol-station dhen tu hyz abode, and hee got the doodacky in:tu action. 10 tu 15mnt in:tu the show, hee came oqfer too
%2012??0?4M sleepyqx for it.
. Back tu the station - it was shut! Tu Shepherd's Bush Green for tu get a psewdobus. #94 noe room #148 noe room #94 get fFf the vLATFORM. #148 d?wr ppl standyng up~stecjrs dhen dhey goy on; ih gess dhey wr ordyred off the top. Ih craoched at the frunt the qNTIRE jurnyh. Fuckan gaast:ly jurnyh.
. In:tu Big:Muck. Colin`WF_ RGP_ & Nick. Nick told whygh hee & HC arnt on speakyng terms: HC flipped at him wTICE. Hee wasnt clear bt the detecjls of the argybargye in the lFAT. Ih qTTERED the in:ofRMATION, and dhey agreed ?t takyng Lilyth's accaont azz aFCT yz un:eRASON. Wee wr at qALKANCE awal the wecj tu Nick's abode and back tu NHG dhen e1 goy hoam.
. Morris of G^Munch - hee erMINDED mee ?t iwz mxANT tu be at hyz abode on Friggog; owe fuck! Dhis Friggog, and r`up fyrst tu doj wastyng time. Hee owed 12bPd tu CP, which yz super tastyqx, soe ih lent an extra 12bPd.
. Ih telephoned LD
%2012??0?4M @11:58€ NR. mc LD @11:59€. LD got thru @MN04 wee ex:chanjed news dhen cF. SM tu LD @MN14 Dhen it clicked: noe speechotext left. Miaow Stripy x x x[]
<>2012``0`5T `z`27 Ih telephoned Jinnji @HP3 AS 36s. Tu the 4th step for tu compoze a mj. HC r`up @4¢18 `t wee watch the dekkoes 3m46. @4¢37 `t ih not stop off for food azz heewz cookkyng summnk 58s.
. SM tu Jinnji _5%% Hecjl! Ih picked up the mj @11:57€ but kudnt cawal till the batterye was full. Dhen ih fell a:sleep. Ime bt tu goe tu Shepherd's Bush tu watch uhideoes (arrangjed lasst week). When ih get dhere, ime swichchyng off [the jabber-port]. It shuld be back in action @MN. x x x[]
. Tu the station: it was still aot of action. Ih borded the 52. HC r`up @5¢41 `t we meet up in Big:Muck NHG 1m27.
. In Big:Muck, a lytl gyrl seddf Meryh Krissmass. Ih replyghed in kind azz up:settyng the gyrl wuld be noe good; if shee meeteth mee qxgenn when sheez 15 dhen shee can hear what ih thynk of crissog. Shee told mee bt prezznts: shee got a gtarr. Her brudhyr joined in: hee got a piano. Dhen her syster: shee got a Justin Bieber doll. Shee s``t it siññeth. Ih seddf What ellse wuld yw expect Justin Bieber tu doo? Dhen dheyr dad summoned dhem, and dhey awal left Big:Muck.
. Ih lookked up, and HC walked thru the doör like magic. mc LD @6:33€ & 35. HC reddf aot a chunk of Dihuhine Cosmos, a lyght-wyrk web-site. Tu hyz abode. The food was boil-in-bag rice wiqf curye. Sudden:ly ime super not keen on boil-in-bag: it must be full of BPA. The show 3_2011 was much better dhis time xCOZ ih got 2 detecjls: TARDIS kudnt lock on, KJ's kharakter was terminal:y ill. At the end, HC was too sleepyqx tu watch the latest offer:ment. Time tu goe hoam.
. Ih popped in:tu a shop for a bottle of Mihtyqx Malt. Ih got fed up wi aaskyng shop-keepers tu open bottles soe ih aasked whedher hee sell openers: cjea, hee hahd 1 left; 3pk99. Nao ih can open grip-top bottles.
. Tu NHG on the wecj hoam. Loe RGP_ [un:cnown]_ Colin FW_ Lilyth Kammbl & Nick fresh aot of Big:Muck. RGP_ [un:cnown] & ih got stuck in:tu conuhersation. Apart from `fuck off` & such-like sentiments, what kwens secj yz meanyth:less, wiqf exceptions soe few `t dhey stand aot like fog-lamps. [un:cnown] goy hoam; RGP & ih carryhed on for a while.
. LD r`up @MN13 getyng an extra keeqx for the doör of #38 kud prooqf haard & pricyqx; LD reckoneth `t Caroline the stranj yz an enemy agent; 1^01m41. Tu l`room for tu charrj the jabber-port.
. LD r`up @2¢¢ 1^16m15 ih h``tu connect the jabber-port dhen get daon tu talk; wee madheled Caroline the stranj at lecgth; LD aasked mee bt All:bert; - relatyf:ly breef.
—•••—2012``0`6W `z`28 SM from zAthP _10¢52 Hi [name], hope =dha =yz feelyng a lot better, and =yz munchyng an apple a dacj! :-) let mee cnow when =dha_h picked up my eemzl with the Nephthys mnt and draft A[D] =and also when =dha_hazz a new, uhicjable eemzl address. Many tks & hgw. [name][]
. Ymb lunch-time, ih fell a:sleep; soe much for getyng strecjcjt. Up nu HP3. Ih sat close tu LD's dowr from 4¢20 tu 5¢20 for scribal:ry.
. Tu paper:fuck for tu boryw the A_tu_Z. MdMcDd was dhere. D`was noe coffee soe ih feched a jarr of coffee. Prezznt:ly hee goy aot, and ih got redy tu goe tu Sahi's Cychen. Ih met him when iwz actuhal:y goeyng dhere.
. Mega:Splojj: ih bawt a lantern 29bP99; a jig-saw puzzle for 20p! Ih hahd seerias food in Sahi's Cychen; noe brekfst, noe lunch, a blow:aot. It was pricyqx, but ih felt well fed.
. SM from LD _20¢22 Hi don't for:get bt o2S & Furry's food xxx[]
Tu l`room for tu%2012?0?6W charrj the lantern. AHE came in for a while. American politics.
—•••—2012`0`7H `z`29 12PM28¢59 Dear A`k, thank =dhee for =dhye kindness. Ih hope =dha got back ease:ly & hahd a good sleep. Thanks for beyng kind tu Dud:leyh also. Sorry bt anxicjetyh, Ih hahd a panic attack a kupl of =sd later. Hope =dha`z warm & haqfqf coffee ! xxx[]
. HC r`up @8*== `t wee meet up at Big Muck NHG whidhdher hee went for tu get a:wecj from necjbre noize 39s. mc MD59. Ih faond 3 kannoids of spaggog. Use:ful azz ih dydnt want tu eat junk from Big Muck [Note 2016`4`18M spaggog in kannoids yz junk, but at least tyz not Big:Muck]. Ih ate the hlot. mc HC 9*49 - 1^23 later.
. SM from zAthP _10*47 Am concerned azz ih hvnt heard frm =dhee. R u ok??[] :hvnt in dhis context yz an abbrehuhiation of haqfqfnt. Tyz bad enugh `t ih h`tu put up wiqf monastic English, d``z nao abbrehuhiation what turneth wyrds in:tu other wyrds. iter15¢03.
. The appeerance of waur in Persian water. RGP joined tu us. Hee can't see anyh billdupp tu waur.
. At clozance, we 3 goy tu HC's abode. SM tu zAthP 11:43€ Much ímprooqfed but a:sleep a great deal. Ih will be in tuch soon. Thanks for the interest :)[] SM tu LD xpMN Not a feyry awal dacj! Miaow? x x x[] Dekkoes `Sarah Palin yw Bechcha` `Dr Hoo: The Dr_ the Widuw & the Ward:robe` `JFK`.
—•••—2012`0`8F `z`30 HC & ih watched news ,which in part yz scaryqx, a bicjogramme of Cheryl Tweedy ,which yz funnyqx and good tu cnow, and `Made in Chel:seeqx` ,which yz fluff. Statim at leaqfyng HC's abode, ih uhewed the time: 1¿59.
. SM from zAthP _13¢33 Glad tu hear dhatt. Sleep can be a great healer. =Cookkance tip: boil red lentils in water or stock & chuck in chopped courgettes & potatoes - =real easyqx & nutrytias. U can spice it up wi curry powder!<]
. Tu Arch128: Morgan wasnt dhere. Tu the paper-shop. Ih telephoned LD @QP4 NR. Ih telephoned her mudhyr @4¿23 LD got hoam ymb 2€; like:ly sheez worn aot;; bt repacjryng the aERiAL; if the need cymeth up, wee will jusst h`tu hyghr a reparator; 3m50. Ih telephoned Stepanoff @4¿29 ,,30s. Hee cawaled back @4¿31 38s heez at crujse; heez back on 01`1`2012.
. Nexus. BPA. Obama - the 2 fiascoes. Iwz dhere till clozance. Ih goy strecjcjt hoam - iwz sleepyqx.
. Ih dyde scribal:ry. Afore beddyng daon, ih goy tu #38 for tu see w`r LD was full:y back azz ih h``nt seen or heard her awal dacj. Zahur opened the FD, and aasked where ih h``been; breef. LD was cold, cjecj shee hahd goose-bumps. Shee hahd the heater in action soe ih stecjed dhere tu make sure shee swichched it off when the room was warm enuhhf. Iwz dhere ràdher a loññg time.
—•••—2012``0`9R `z`31 Ih woke up tu goe piddle; back tu sleep. Qxgenn, and back tu sleep. Dhen ih woke up at niht; Well fuck!
. Tu the garden. Tu the T. Pig:Wit goy tu a shop, and on the wecj dhere ínuhited mee tu hyz abode; hohumm & awal dhat. Duggy was shewyng up @3¢¢. On teli, d`was a flick bt Morecambe & Wize. Pig:Wit talked thru much of it. Dhen Mkl Parkin$ shewed a load of foottyj of dhem. Duggy shewed up ymb HP10€ , and soe cawt much of it. Pig:Wit was surprized tu see him soe soon.
. Duggy goy aot for tu strech hyz legs - it must be real necessary after driqfyng from Glasgow tu North Kens^gn. Ih goy wiqf him. Hee aasked mee bt euro, and wee wr in conuhersation aot dhere for ymb a stoind (mild wedhr). The Credyt Crisis 08, sub-prime morrgagjes, Lehman Br*s. Dhen d`was a burst of fyghr-wyrks - we h``been aot dhere ymb 50mnt.
. A pizzog fecher arriqfed at #38. Crow opened the dowr. Ih imagyne `t hee refused tu take it up:stecjrs afore takyng it up:stecjrs. Sudden:ly d`wr candles in the skygh. It lookked like dhey wr launched from Shepherd's Bush Green. Crow left the haose. Hee reckoned `t the candles wr meant tu look like UFO*s. Hee h``tu get hoam for tu let Dud:leyh in - tyz hygh:ly un:like:ly `t Dud:leyh liketh fyghr-wyrks.
. Duggy & ih goy back in-side. Easter; hee described mygh aot:put azz "a lot of in:formation" - it be the uzuhal basic stuff. HBHG; hee h``nt heard of it, but heewz well aware of Dan Braon.
. Computer action. HBHG; psewdohistorye; `New Khronologye` N~racjes; the speed of lyght. Special relatyftyh - at laast ih at least half wecj en:stand it; what:eqfr ih reddf bt it at or bt agj12 yz hygh:ly yn:accurate.
—•••—2012`1`07R xtMD. MD20 Fun^Beam plecjed wi her:self. Ih heard her walkyng bt @MD31. Hmm wank & walk.
. Ih charrjed batteryxz - awal but the Samsung jabber-port. Ih ported shog from BBD tu the Mac:Book.
. HC r`up @5¢34 `t wee meet up 2m07. And soe in short ordyr iwz on the wecj tu Big:Muck NHG. Ih thynk ime in dhat dump too much. HC r`up @6:46€ for a progress report 20s.
. SM from LD _9PM51¢48 H^B, remembre tu scrub =dhye bath =and goe tu the launderette! xx[] <_9:59€ Scrubbety splash. Ih comported the collar bit an aor back. Miaow![]
. HC propozed goeyng tu Express. While iwz at excreticum, hee dis:appeered shog! Ih headed for Express. HC r`up @10:25€ heewz in Tesco 9s. Back tu Big:Muck. HC dydnt want tu goe tu Express nao azz hee hahd food from Tesco; wtf. Hee goy hoam. Ih goy hoam.
. #38 was un:locked soe ih goy up dhere. Crow was dhere. LD spoke of o2 Simplicityh, and dhis time raond ih got on tu it. 2425 @MN08; LD got ym:patient when ih harked the terms & condytions; it dyde her head in; dhis yz the only drawback tu haññyng aot wiqf LD; 24mnt.
2012`1`08S Ih comported notes on jabber-port. While comportyng a SM, the jabber-port fell aot of place, and Motorola sent the nao well aot-of-date mj @4:41€. >_4:51€ Ih don't under:stand? Meow?x x x[] >_4:55€ Bit stressed & menstruhal yrlyer?[] <_4:55€ Ime not surprized - the jabber-port sent an old mj when iwz bt tu delete it. And charrjed mee for the prihuhilegj.[] >_4:59€ Stuff em. Dhey`l be free soon[] <_5:01€ 1550 a munnth yznt quhite free[] Dhat was dhat, and ih got tu sleep.
. SM from LD _5¢32 =Dha kud h`=gotten it for 10bP50 per =munnth. Ih tricjed despyght it fuckyng mygh head up. 15bP50 yz still a better deal A`k[]
. Ih uzed the entire dacj on scribal:rye. Ih dropped in on LD but ih h``tu shog off bcoz mygh cloathes wr too oqfer:dew for cleanance. Which of course duzznt feel good.
. SM fm zDiomar _23¢44 Hi [name] Ih wuld like tu ordyr 6 rtl books for the Roze of Sharon. So ****TER. Thanks j***-m**** Sec.[]
<>2012?1?09M Tu l^room. Loe Cris*M wiqf new rubysh bins. Hee transferred sume rubysh fm an oqfer-flowyng bin tu a new bin. Md`McDd came a:loññg. Dhey took the other 5 bins tu the secret chambr. Dhen ih decyded tu clean cloathes. Dhen Pig:Wit feched a load tu the - fuck soe soon!
. Pig:Wit ínuhited mee tu hyz abode and tu uze hyz computer. well ih kudnt uze the washo for an aor or soe, soe ih took up the offer. And iwz on-line oqfer-niht. Duggy & ih dyde sume seerias madhel of ewgenics; dhen hee got tu sleep.
. Ih logged on:tu Face:Book. D?was a frennd requhest fm Hughes. Ih accepted it statim dhen posted a comment. Ih studyede Tewtonic tucgyths and Neo:pagan gruhps. And ih applyghed for associate m`shype of FyrnSidu.
—•••—2012`1`10T Pig:Wit hahd a uhisyt from hyz SW; peace:ful. Short:ly after 4, hee goy aot for a dental appoint:ment. Dhen ih clozed web pagjes , and goy tu Fluff^Splojj.
. Emny greeted mee dhen Raanah greeted mee. Ih made a fuss of Emny, in part for uhegetion of normalcy in Raanah, of which sheez great:ly in need. Nowel the shut~up~freak was in the mess , and headed tu Emny. Hee real:y duzz beleeqf `t hee oawneth Emny. And Emny goze a:loññg wiqf it, which meaneth `t seerias contact wiqf Emny yznt feasybl. Short:ly ih got on the web.
. The dowr of #38 was locked. Ih paced the garden for a while, un:sure what tu doo next. Dhen ih remembred ?t Tewog yz cheapish dacj at Red Planet, soe ih goy tu Red Planet. Strecjcjt after dinner, ih goge tu bed azz iwz soe sleepyqx.
—•••—2012`1`11W 3¢49. After such a time:ly end tu the preuhiös dacj, Loe Keqfin, and ih told him bt the rubysh:ness of the time. Loe MdMcDd fechyng a bed uot of the smawal store in #38. It be for Pig:Wit. Ih accomed MdMcDd tu paper:fuck; coffee.
. Loe the dowr of #38 was wide open. Up the steps: LD was short:ly takyng prebend tu Croaw. Ih myled bt the frunt till LD feched the prebend thru the dowr. Ih aasked bt her medication: still noe replygh. LD aasked mee tu walk her tu the end of the street; riht hoe.
. At the SW corner, LD propozed `t we walk a:loññg Chest&Bum Road; riht hoe. Aot:side #92 loe 4 sturdy wuden chacjrs. Croaw was in need of new chacjrs bcoz the rubbish from Ikea was worn uot. LD took the prebend tu Croaw , and left mee azz gard for 5mnt. 18mnt later sheewz back. The chacjrs are heqfyh, and shee mused `t we shuld get a kabbog soe ih r`up for a kabbog. D^^z noe riht turn fm Chest&Bum Road soe we h``tu goe left riht and up S+Helen's Concrete.
The kabbog waalaa charrjed us 10pkp.
. LD propozed beyng dhere 10mnt. We must h`been dhere oqfer 2stoinds. LD & ih walked hoam the kwyke wecj azz we wr tired, we walked on the decent side of the street. In her abode, we talked a fecjr it. Shee aasked mee tu take the rubbish aot; riht hoe. Loe the fyrst lady:bug on the wawal behind the wicker shelfyth; hurrà heez a:liqfe & well.
. Prezznt:ly ih seddf Riht, ih h`tu shog off. LD s^^t sheewz g`tu miss mee. Ih sedd Duzz dhis mean `t ih shuld fech pylows & blankets: only if ?want tu. Ime easyh; wuld dhao like tu haqfqf mee heer? Cjes; dhis was clear:ly what shee wanted tu secj in the fyrst place. Ih feched the pylows & blankets. LD was fasst a:sleep! Ih took the pylows & blankets a dhen came back tu LD's flat for tu comport the rubbish. When ih got dhere, iwz too sleepyqx tu doo enfnk soe ih lecj daon wiqf a bottle azz a pylow.
—•••—2012`1`12H LD shaoted `t nsORE woke her. And qxgen. And the 3^` time raond, ih got up , and comported the rubbish. Ih goy tu paper:fuck for tu aask for ehLP wiqf time. Cris^M yz like:ly a:wecj tm xCOZ the jLL:ness yz still at him.
. …A`J`S. The iPhone ran aot of juse wiqf bt half a stoind tu goe. Ih real:y dydnt feel like sittyng dhere xNOTHER 2sd soe ih left it at dhat. Tu G^Munch.
—•••—2012`1`13F Iwz fasst a:xLEEP after a short-sleep dacj. zAthP r`up @1¢31 we 3 MST xEET up afore L^I; HP4; shee obseruhed `t d``z diffycultyh wiqf dis:charrjyng the offykj; shee aasked whedher ih h``cookked lentils ; ih h?? of qOURSE lcEAN for:gotten bt lentils; shee urgjed mee tu bucj a aBG of lentils next week; 25m52.
. AHE r`up @5p2 in 25mnt heewz in Confusion Sq 52s. New Hampshire, Luke R`ski challenjyng Newt Gingrich, Luke R`ski blaggyng in:tu Willard Mitt Romney's aECEPTION. AHE ploññked hyz bag in l`room dhen shogged fFF for refresh:ment. 3¢28 whedher ih wanted an apple-pie @89p:? cjea; 36s. Whedher iWLLIAM J Clin:ton yz a poof; hee xEARD it from a Saudi*Salafi. Chelsea Clin:ton yz uggly; bewtyh; bewtyh products.
. HC r`up @6:28€ `t we m up; HP7; 44s. On the wecj tu Big:Muck NHG, ih got 4 samosaz in Select Shop. When ih got aBCK on qOURSE, AHE wasnt in siht. Hee rup @7:39€ heewz alredy in Big:Muck 22s; mc 7:22€ & 23. Iwz soon dhere. Dhey plecjed koññkers wi dheyr beleefs, which yz un:xETTLE:ful azz dhey boath are un:stable. A:xEAD of clozance, we shiffted us tu the Arab chip-shop.
. We wr in the Arab chip-shop nu 2sd. Uzuhal topics. When AHE goy tu the till for tu xETTLE up, the curlyqx Egyptian at the till aasked whedher AHE hahd enfnk tu driññk: noe. Dhen in Arabic hee aasked s1 daon-stecjrs whedher AHE hahd enfnk tu driññk. AHE was xNNOYED. D`was noe xORRY and noe xTTEMPT at establyshyng `t dhis was a rational procedure. AHE seddf Ime not cymyng back. It yznt like a fylth íncydent but tyz a nujsance.
. SM from LD _23:52 Get daon [tu] the launderette nao [`t] Patrick yz back. =Dha can't leaqf this anyh loññger. =Tyz not fecjr on others. =Dha will thynk moar clear:ly when clean.[] :Patrick in dhis ín:stance yz code-speak for Mr:Barry.
—•••—2012`1`14R xp4. Ih dyde scribal:ry. HC r`up @8¢35€ `t we meet up 25s. Hee r`up @9¢56€ almoast 10 ; iwz amazed; bF. Sinj furdher a:doo, ih goy tu Big:Muck NHG. Denys the kr told `t ih missed HC bie r4mnt. Lilyth_ Colin`FW_ Angela the un:plezznt. And soon the place was shut for the niht.
. Tu G^Munch. After dinner, …AJS. Crow r`up @2???€ LD hahd stuff tu secj; hao ih be: ambihuhalent; when mygh munnth:ly dew date yz; ih haqfqfnt receyqfed a mj, and ih must applygh sume oof tu the accaont; LD s``t an shuld wacjt for the mj afore applyghyng oof tu the accaont ; iwz too tired & throb:ful tu utter `t d`wasnt enugh oof tu start the deal;; dhen d`was a torrent on `t ih must get clean; and `t her carpet yznt clean; LD skwawked in obuhi disturbance; ????. Emotujonal disturbance yznt fun when an be wide awake, dhen d`was dhis!
—•••—2012`1`15S 3¢07. AHE r`up @5¢16 shewyng up soon 24s. A moment later hee cawaled mee - wao iwz dhat ynert. Hee telephoned mee @5¢41 dhen ih got the dowr open. Tu lroom dhen ih feched the kettle & related items.
. Time tu write tu HC rem the fiasco LN _6:48€ Soe ih headed strecjcjt for Big:Muck. When ih got dhere, Denys told mee `t ih missed him bie r4mnt.[] >_6:53€ Tride cawalyng dhee back. Not able tu connect [tu dhee] [=noe connexion]. deduced (correct:ly?) `t dha h``fecjled tu keep [the] jabber-port proper:ly charrjed? Want tu goe for a meet-up nao? (current:ly in bed haqfqfyng declined tu uhisyt The Corner)[]
<_7:14€ Deduction ace. Ih can't relate tu 3 nihts of Big:Muck in a row. Anon, probably Friggog, per:haps Tewog.[] >_7:37€ Fecjr enugh. Ime headyng dhere nao. Cheers.[]
. AHE left @8:23€ Ih dhen remembrf tu speak of E`D`L soe ih folywed him tu the gate. Ih fell up the steps wiqf loss of r`3q of a mug:ful of coffee and wiqf minr hurt tu the riht hand. Thank good:ness the fawal be up not daon. Hmm in `3`2009 LD was fuck:mass:ly off mee, and ih hahd a fuck:mass fawal; td LD yz a bit off mee, and ih hahd a bit of a fawal.
. Ymb HP11€ while iwz chuckyng wash-water aot of the mug loe LD & a frennd ih hahdnt seen before. LD aasked hao ih was; getyng bie or such:like. summnk like Owe good. LD's uhocjce was shakyqx ,a sure siqxn of sprite trubbl, and ih seddf Well dhat's the aansyr tu dhat quhestion. LD seddf Aansyr tu what quhestion? `Hao be dhee`? LD seddf Owe ime O`K, a bit of trubbl wiqf OCD. Shee saondhed azz shee alwz duzz when sheez far fm "O`K". Shakyqx:ly sheewz like Ile speak later.
. A while after ih finyshk coffee, ih hahd food on the rear coap-stoan. After cleanyng up, ih heard a dowr 2:46€: LD & the frennd leaqfyng Confusion Sq, ih gess goeyng tu a bus-stop. LD dydnt notyce mee. Ih hope dhis frennd yz beyng good for LD - shee sure seemeth tu need a boost. …AJS.
—•••—2012`1`16M 3¢11, and ih wasnt redy for action. Tu Select Shop for M^^Malt. @6:51€ ih twigged `t ih wasnt getyng tu DxA. Soe ih cleaned the bath azz LD kept urgjyng mee. Dhen ih cleaned the wash-basin_ the splash-cabinet_ & the wawal. @10:53€ ih beheld `t the job was dun. …AJS.
. SM tu LD _HP11€ The bath yz clean! And the wash-basin_ the splash-cabinet. Ih kudnt get tu the Pagan Scene soe ih dyde the job.[]
—•••—2012`1`17T MD40. SM from HC _1¢37 [eeqfn LN] Friday the 13th to occur 3 times this year, 13 weeks apart[] _6¢15 http://www.flickr.com/photos/pacphoto/5579218723/[]
. Loe Cris*M. Heez on anti~bicjotic stuff , and feeleth much better. The inuhasyf yz audybly in hyz bendogs.
. Ih goy tu P`Land for AA_cells xCOZ the razyr was low on juse and d`wasnt time tu charrj it: 6 Kodak alkaline. Ih ate Cheez Saqfyryqxs & an ornj wiqf the íntention of uzyng the bath. Sudden:ly iwz floppose. Ih uhewed the BBD: time for Wit:Fluff.
. Iwz 10mnt yrly at Wit:Fluff. Alice opened the dowr, and Emny shewed up real soon wiqf noe oawner. In Italye, poker chips are cnown azz fish; it must h`been dun on purpose. Alex not ledhr~jacket entered the cychen , and hoatf `t heez 21 cyme Sunnog. Prezznt:ly Emny dis:appeered probably tu the games-room. Ih logged on:tu W`a: Green Cross Code _ the Marye Ward Centre - Marye Augusta Ward not the nun _ Offaly _ Bluddyqx Marye _ Humanizzm.
. Ih charrjed the 4 batteryxz dhen uzed the bath ih cleaned ;:d; boots off 10:19€. It was bETTEb `n for nu 5^^ - ih shuld h`expunct the junk & garbyj back dhen. When ih collected the I`T items, ih uhewed the time: 1:25€.
—•••—2012`1`18W Alertance @MD; getyng becjonnd ynert took 35mnt. food_ wash & garb took the uzuhal time. Tu Store^Stow. Ih hahd diffycultyh wi findyng the documents. The A`D ih prinnted be a uhersion sent bie zCurye. Ih reached the platform @4¢20 or soe.
. Ih missed L```C```. The blanks wr fylled, and the mnt accepted azz a rugh:ly accurate rekyrd. Jzf^c precjzed the :^: on its humanitarian approhch. iwz good azz S```O```S```. zRhys hahd an ordyr for mee tu ful:fyll. Dhen ih ful:fylled an ordyr from zDiomar for Roze **_***** Assemblall. But hee dydnt cnow which uhersion dhey uze - hee dydnt cnow `t d`are uhersions! It turned aot tu be "English", which:eqfr dhat miht be; it be enugh for dhat job, and ih got on wiqf it.
. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith Station. Moast:ly we madheled which A```A``` shee shuld get in:tu. We parted us fecjr:ly yrly.
. Tu G^Munch, for it was still open. Morris cawaled mee fm oqfer the road. We sat up the steps of ?92 Lanca Road. @MN47 jusst azz iwz thynkyng of goeyng hoam, 2 shslop wiqf nuffnk useful tu doo took interest €jx Sarah Swan:ton.
—•••—2012`1`19H 6¢37; …AJS. The iPhone ran aot of juse @11¢46. And ih soon driffted in:tu deep xLLPP. 2¢19 - dhis was zaastras for meetyng up @HP4. Ih telephoned zAthP fm a trundle r`4¢19 AS ymb half a mnt - the duration was scrapped when ih cawaled qxgen 5¢20? NR; 5¢40 5¢42 5¢51 5t6. mc_RF_4¢43.
. We hahd a bt of time at Tr??? nu 25mnt. L was concerned wi the wyrk of the deacons. The in:side of the pedestal in the saoth yz qfarnyshed, which yz jusst soe much better. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith Station. We parted quhite yrly nu HP9€ xCOZ shee hahd sume scribal:rye tu doo.
. When ih swichched on the BBD, d?wr 2mj:s. When ih swichched on the Motorola jabber-port, d`wr 2mj:s, near certntyh the same 2mj:s and from LD. Ih dydnt haqfqf the kuryj tu read dhem.
—•••—2012`1`20F MdMcDd ccMk tu the 2^` winndow (dhis nao beyng plus effectuhal `n the dowr) @11¢44; coffee. Heez a:wecj for 2 weeks ih thynk startyng tm. Later ih sawt help wiqf readyng the 2mj:s fm LN. Md`McDd was aot, and Nacjer seemed too uhapid - twice shee aasked whedher it was important. Dhen Cris^M shewed up soe ih craqfed hyz help, and q?mnt later we wr readyng the mj:s. _2¢55 Thanks Barney x x[] _3¢00 Excellent! Bath-room job dun. Phone yz been aot of charrj few dacjs xx[]
. Ih applyghed oof tu the o2accaont QT3 1m41. Confirmation 14¢47.
. Ih goy tu Portobello Road eeqfn the shop beside Sitara for tu bucj haññers. D?was noe globe in the winndow of Sitara; bummer ih gess ih missed it. The haññers are dun up azz pajrs in stead of sets of 4; minr nujsance.
. Tu Arch128 for tu get new & bETTEb floppowards. Caspar which yz a fuss-pot ccMk for an altered shyrt. It was not tu hyz likance. Mind heewz riht: it lookked pooffyqx. Ih gess Morgan fecjled tu under:stand the ordyr; per:haps Caspar jusst dydnt express it well. It was teedias, and it was such a releef when Caspar left Morgan tu re:doo the job. It was dun in q`sd, and nao heewz pleased wi it. The floppowards shuld be redy on f03`2`2012. Morgan talked the arse off an ass, and ih left the arch wiqf him @9%%.
. Tu Big:Muck NHG. HC r`up @5p10€ `t we meet up 8s. Heewz dhere in 2mnt; ih gess heewz well on the wecj when hee r`up.And heewz surprized hao soon iwz dhere. Hee recent:ly bawt a copye of a book bie Marshall Bean. but the mj yz daark soe hee duzznt trust Marshall Bean azz a source. The mj of S`G mATTHWE yz of course bryght lyght.
. At clozance, HC wanted tu goe tu NHExpress, but ih dydnt feel up tu recjzyng the complajnt. Soe we goy tu KFC, which yz haard:ly an improoqf:ment. Ih told a tale what Morgan told. HC upped & offed at the mention of dicks. Prezznt:ly Ro:ger*Mccll sawt HC dhen xaw him near the winndow. Ymb 5mnt later, HC was back at the table. Hee uttered an edykt: moratorium on genitalia. Dhen hee got stuck in:tu channeled stuff: Sa:Lu:Sa. We left ymb MN.
. Loe LD sittyng on a step of #205 wiqf DOMINIC which shee cnoweth from the bin. LD was pleased tu see mee; ih felt bETTEb for hearyng it. LD was driññkyng qfodka, Dominic was driññkyng export-beer. In amung a load of Led^Zeppelin, we ccMk up wiqf a dittyh: What shall we wi a druññken feyry (r2) alloy in the morniññ? Put her in the crow's nest till sheez sobre &c.
. Morris^G happened a:loññg. Ih introduced the druññken feyry azz Druññken Feyry. Morris*G soon got on hyz wecj. Crow telephoned LD tu aask her tu fech tu him a packet of coconut biscujts wiqf chocolate. LD goy tu Bestow_ got the biscujts_ and sat wiqf Dominic & mee another r`q`sd. Dominic finyshk hyz beer and d`tu goe hoam. Hee inuhited mee tu uhisyt him anyh old time.
. Ih dyde scribal:rye in bed. LD ccMk tu the winndow!; ih suppozed ?t sheewz stecjyng wiqf Crow. Sheewz after takyng sume stuff tu the recycle station in Cat Taon. Frecjdi & Sparks recognized her, and shee wanted tu giqf dhem sume food; ih dydnt haqfqf a thiññ dhey kud eat. LD aasked mygh opinujon of Dominic: perfect:ly kosher. Dhen we boath goy hoam azz the place was soe cold.
—•••—2012`1`21R Ih stecjed in Croak^Fold awal dacj and dyde scribal:rye. Late in the after:noon ih dozed off. Ih woke up cold & hungry. Ih wrapped m`self wi a kwylt in ordyr tu be warm enugh tu sit on the coap-stoan. Ih wore the shlock heqfyh red kote. After food, iwz real cold - ih kudnt h`laasted dhat loññg sinj the kote. Ih washf up dhen got back tu bed.
2012`1`22S Ymb MD - ih must get a Cityzen Eeco watch dhen ih can cnow the time when awal the batteryxz are flat. Ih charrjed batteryxz. Loe the washo was open, and NF`Neck yz still a:wecj, soe the washo be clean. Ih dyde a wash-load and haarked A`J`S. mc HC 6:38€.
. After A`J`S, ih dyde scribal:rye. Morris r`up @7:25€ and d`was silence 20s. sume time later nu 5p9 Fun^Beam feched a wash-load. Ih wanted tu declare tu her the jocj of bag-wash „tyz total:y the aansyr tu the erm `t came of frunt-loaders„ but sheewz gonn wi:in a mnt.
. Ih tQQu the I`T items & the wash:ment tu Croak^Fold dhen dyde scribal:rye on the coap-stoan. Morris^G r`up @10:04€ heewz walkyng back from Ful`m xCOZ heewz broke , and wuld like tu boryw sume oof when hee be back 53s. 2sd later d`was noe peep from him; ih gess hee figured `t warmth was of moar immediate use `n cash.
—•••—2012`1`23M Alertance 5t11; Fun^Beam at wank quhicjet for her xp11; ih got back tu sleep. HP1. Ih goy aot for tu find aot whedher ih hahd the name of the chaqf haose riht Burleigh: cjep.
. @3¢40 BonyMendel turned up! Shee made an appoint:ment eeqfn Friggog @HP2. Well shit but tyz probably bETTEb `n thru the uzuhal channel. Dhen NF`Neck turned up - scum fest! Cris^M posted a letter. When hee got back, ih bichcharsed BonyMendel eeqfn the bich what binned LD for the sake of it. The thawt was new tu him; must explajn it.
. Pig:Wit happened a:loññg and uhisyted the romish cychen. Heewz back in a mnt , and bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, and it wi soe. iwz on line oqfer niht.
. mc MG_5t7€ 7:32€; AHE_xp8€ MG_8:44€ 9:48€ AHE_QP10€ MG_QTMN 11:59€ MN01.
—•••—2012`1`24T Ih left 38A @3¢59, which yz a bit fine. HC r`up @4¢16 hee hahd plentyh tu secj soe beyng late was nao a certntyh; d`are stranj noizes raond the globe (or yz it the same stranj noize each time?); dhis kud be space bredhren getyng redy for action; 12m49.
. Tu Wit:Fluff uhicja Red Planet. Shit fuck ih dydnt haqfqf enugh ccxx! The xnly explanation: the 10er ih placed in the uzuhal pocket floted aot bcoz the zip yz broken. Ih got a bottle of M`Malt but was other-wize un:fed. Nowel the shut~up~freak wasnt dhere, soe Emny & ih hahd sume time tgedhr. Emny badv mee look up EsQfedraa eeqfn a Balearic*Ilnd reputed tu haqfqf an aberrant magnetic feeld.
. AJS. SM from LD _10:22€ Ardqfark...when youre on line[,] google Patrick Holford nutrytion xx lots of Info t nutrytion for mental ill:ness (incl autism ,depressujon etc) plus physical health problems [? trubbls defects]. Good luck xx[]
—•••—2012`1`25W [*** stuff bt feyry] S1 woke mee @9; ih kud h`dun sinj it. SM from LD @8¢¢ Ken Dodd's dead dog's dad's false teeth! X[] _8¢12 Ih reckon dhat wreckin fur-bawal Dud:leyh yz a re:incarnation of Keith Moon X[] _8¢51 Dhat wreckin fur-bawal h`been slippyng chilli sauce into old folks oqfer:=niht denture cups, dhen when dhey`r running dheyr maoths under the tap[,] hee robbeth dheyr frijj X[] Ih dyde scribal:rye afore goeyng back tu sleep.
. SM from LD _10:33 o2 customer seruhyces are free nao [`t] =dha`z on symplycityh xx[]
. LD r`up @xp11 o2Symplicityh noe charrj; ih haqfqfnt heard from dhem soe ih h`tu get on:tu dhem;; ih spent much of ;:d on readyng bt Feyen; Feyen haqfqf an aduherse reaction tu chickens, which ih dydnt specifygh; ^^s a:goe shee took S:Jn's wyrt and it dyde noe good dhen per:haps a cjear later shee reddf `t S:Jn's wyrt yz bad for Feyen; bF. SM from LD _11¢28 Speak soon Barney xxxx[]
. Ih in:tended tu uze the dacj on learnyng mygh part in the R?A rtl. Well, ih jusst wasnt up tu it. Ih dyde a load of scribal:rye; the time wasnt wasted but ih kudnt doo what ih wanted tu doo. In the end, ih d``t if ih wasnt a:sleep bie 4€, iwz getyng up and getyng redy for HxH.
—•••—2012`1`26H 9¢23. Ih dyde coffee in ordyr tu get awake; 3 mug:fuls xCOZ moar piss wuld be such a nujsance; still ih tQQu 2sd or soe oqfer it.
. Tu Store^Stow for tu read the A`D: zAthP yz the cdd. Ih telephoned zAthP @4¢28 noe connexion. SM @4¢37 And hoo dydnt mention whats what duryng a real loññg cawal? item 6: "Tu ballot for and if approoqfed adqfance tu the degree … zAthP" See ee dhere![] Shee sent a smile @4¢42.
. Ih telephoned Charles @5¢23 cF. Ih telephoned LD @5¢23 NR. Dhen ih swichched off the jabber-port.
. Ih xEACHED HxH ymb 5 wiqf noe notujon of mygh part. Ih got daon tu studye. Ih continughed the studye in chapter and in the L???~ E???M???. Ih stood at the **a*es wiqf book & flash-lyght in xAND. And ih dyde the hoal thiññ from memorye! zCjecjts s``t hee cnew `t ih kud doo it.
. zAthP & ih h`hahd diffycultyh wi electronic communication. Ih got her numbr a:fresh , and tested it @10:29€ noe jocj. Ih shewed dhis diffycultyh tu zBurke and dhis time 10:38€ ih got A`S 28s.
SM from LD 7:16€ [Ih] tricjed tu cawal =dhee back AardQfark xx[]
. On the wecj hoam, ih goy tu Bestow - it was shut! Dhey opened it in r5mnt; it of luck iwz still near:bie. wtf?: dhey cloze the shop eqfry niht when H`O yz bt tu electronic:ly get the figures for the dacj dhen open it when the send yz dun. It duzznt mmKK xENSE: dhey can't tKKu ccxx while the job yz in progress, but d``z noe reason dhey can't haqfqf customers at the shelqfz or wajtyng in:side. MrBlàBlàBlà came in for a hot driññk (fuckan cold niht), and the mysheen was aot of action. Still tyz bETTEb `n the shop beside the station.
—•••—2012`1`27F When iwz bt tu goe tu PMMC for the appoint:ment wiqf Bony^Mendel, ih h``tu goe poo, which yz quhite a good comment on the appoint:ment. Ih got dhere @2¢54. Bony^Mendel aasked bt the room soe ih hahd a rant bt the trubbl in ``z`2005. Bony^Mendel d``t we must meet qxgen wiqf Md`McDd. Shee picked 13`2`2012: tyz a Pagan-Scene dacj; 20`2`2012. Ih need tu shed dhis crud.
. Ih telephoned 2425 @2¢57 9mnt, and ih still wasnt on the tariff LD recommended. Ih thynk ime fed up wiqf the attempt.
. Loe Cris*M, and ih bent hyz ear in the matter of BonyMendel. Hee recommended `t ih tell it tu Ejuay azz hee m`haqfqf sume use:ful shnizzle, soe ih dyde jusst dhat. Ejuay & ih wr in conuhersation till r8€. mc HC 8:01€. Ih majored on beyng warm.
—•••—2012`1`28R Ih in:tended tu telephone Pater but AWAL the batteryxz wr flat! Soe ih charrjed the batteryxz. SM from LD _4¢38 Ih haqfqf an idea: let`s send Fahey tu haqfqf hyz tonsils aot soe [`t] hee can't talk for a =week, dhen we stick him on a plane tu Brazil, pacj a local tribe tu take him for a walk in the recjn forest =and leaqf him dhere. Dhen when dhey cut another tree daon[,] hope:ful:y it will fawal on him, striññ uhest[_] heyryqx noze & awal X[] Ih get the impressujon `t LD yz still angryh at Pig:Wit.
. D`was a job tu doo soe ih dyde it: bucj a hold:kote. The uzuhal bloke's brudhyr was at the caonter. Ih cnow dhis xCOZ when the uzuhal bloke came in, the bloke at the caonter seddf Doo yw cnow mygh brudhyr? Doo ih cnow him alredy?! We nattered for a short while.
. After the purchase, ih sat in CNLBG xCOZ dhey shut it @8 which yz when the charrjance was complete; Ih defyghed the cold and dyde tCRIBAL:ry. Ih saw Nila leaqfyng l`room after getyng the washo in:tu action.
. Ih telephoned Pater @QP9€ HP9€ & QT10€ NR. Ih got thru @10%% philosophye; the Republican primary elections - if the Republicans chooz Ron Paul dhen Ron Paul yz the next presydent, if dhey chooz a1ellse dhen Obama yz still presydent. Ih cawaled back 11¢11 for r`a`mnt azz we was redy tu conclude it; total r72mnt.
. @10:57€ ih saw `t the dowr of #38 was un:locked soe ih goy dhere: LD was aot, ih gessed in Zbryz. S1 goy in:tu #38 and locked the dowr. Ih tkku the hot-driññk kit back tu Croak^Fold dhen dyde moar scribal:rye on the 4th step. Ih dydnt zzww LD cymyng hoam bie qt1€ soe ih goy tu bed but aware `t shee m`h`cyme hoam while iwz takyng the kit hoam. Ih hahd an un:ease feelyth bt her well:fare, soe dhat be the job for next dacj settled.
2012`1`29S Up late. It became obuhi `t ih wasnt g`tu get tu 50GlPl soe ih draññk coffee in lroom. Prezznt:ly ih saw Zahur on the wecj hoam soe ih got in:tu #38 wiqf her. LD was in xWFUL state, and d`was noe electricityh soe ih h`tu get her back tu rihts and get a lamp. SM tu Crow @9:24€ LD yz in urgent need of electricityh; please get heer and sort it aot.[] When ih got back, Crow was on telephone tu LD: Crow was too ill tu goe aot. Ih ploññked the dicjode lamp, and LD felt bETTEb for it statim. AHE r`up @10:47€ but LD's need was much greater soe ih dydnt aansyr it. Iwz wiqf LD the hoal niht, and bie MN sheewz back tu rihts.
—•••—2012`1`30M HC r`up @1¢11 `t we hook up; iwz too tired; 1m27., LD & ih wr boath real sleepyqx. Ih goy tu paper:fuck in quhest of Nacjer. Nacjer was aot soe ih left a mj wiqf Cris*M.. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @HP5 AS 25s. Dhen tu bed - super xLLPP. mc HC 5¢57 6:54€ 8:02€ 8:27€ 8:40€ & 9:08€. What yz soe haard tu under:stand bt too tired after a niht of noe sleep? Hee real:y can be a self-centred fuck:wit. D``z noe prospect of putyng him strecjcjt - hee wuld storm off in a huff.
—•••—2012`1`31T [***]3¢19. Ih saw Joseph O`Sweat & Olihuhia goeyng in:tu #38. Ih thawt of bunkyng in wiqf dhem but noe alredy cautujon yz the bETTEb part of uhalor.
. Alertance: Wit:Fluff. Ih goy tu paper:fuck for tu find aot hao it was ;:d: Nacjer got the mj, and apparent:ly d`was noe euhent of anyh kind. Cris*M whispered `t Joseph O`Sweat & Olihuhia wr dhere; ih thawt un:like:ly `t d`was noe euhent.
. Tu 73C but fyrst tu Red Planet. Ih finyshk a pizzog dhen rhaññ the bell. [ai] opened the dowr. Dhis be Raanah's partog - ih hahd a contribution bie accydent! Wit:Fluff was well attended. HC r`up @4¢13 `t we meet up 55s. Nowel shut~up~freak snapped at mee. Emny was dis:pleased.
. HC r`up @8:12€ for a progress report 30s. And ih walked tu Big:Muck NHG dhoe ih kud h`dun wiqf yrly niht. Iwz wiqf him till clozance. It was the uzuhal heap of lyght-wyrker baloney. Nao d``z Adamu. Hee andor hyz space bredhren teach `t d``z only the_1 and `t the centre of the_1 yz in eqfry 1 of hyz parts, the sum of which parts yz not eeqfn close tu beyng the_1. HC regardeth him:self azz aware cjet hee fawaleth for wyzdm babble.
. HC spoke of Obama's missujon azz declared bie SG:Matthew. Ih seddf Ime not im:pressed wi hyz performance soe far. HC was like Nor ih. Hmm dhere yz a bit of sense, dhoe final dis:illusion yz still a loññg wecj off.
. At clozance, HC inuhited mee tu hyz abode tu watch `Thriqfe`. Ih hahd the sense tu goe hoam; or ih jusst kudnt goe on anyh moar.
. In Confusion Sq loe Cjeqf. Loe lyght in 36A; dog-shit, `t heap of muck Mr:Barry yz back. Cjeqf aasked whedher Max wiqf hyz late-niht noize yz better `n Mr:Barry: like azz a 3 course mele yz better `n a moldyqx burger. And short:ly Alex brawt fewel for the karr. At Alex's xuggestion, ih sat in the back for tu get warm. Prezznt:ly dhey d`tu goe s`where, soe ih goy tu #38 , and rhaññ Zahur's bell: NR. LD r`up @MN41, and the batterye ran aot of juse.
—•••—2012`2`01W Ih charrjed the 4 batteryxz. SM fm LD _MN44 Whygh dyde dha haññ up? Dhen swichch =dhye phone off?[] Jumpyng tu conclusions jusst yznt a good wecj of getyng aansyrs.
. Ih dyde scribal:rye. Ih heard half a stoind or soe of AJS dhen d`was noe band:wydth left. Ih got cold.
. Pig:Wit bade mee ccMk tu hyz abode. Sume time later, hee hoatf `t hee hahd a pizzog for mee. Churlish:ness yz not a wecj tu acheeqf enfnk, soe ih accepted the offer. Pig:Wit watched teli the hoal time. Ih left @MN.
. The dowr of 38 was un:locked, soe ih goy up dhere. LD's dowr was locked, and sheewz not inclined tu get aot of bed at speed soe iwz inclined tu get hoam soon. LD was in not bad shape dhoe obuhi not brim-full of brio. Sheewz amazed `t dhis be MN.
—•••—2012`2`02H Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @xt11 shee saondhed daon~cast; hao ? cold; dhen sheewz like hold on a second ; in 3s it was oqfer; 38s.
. Iwz cold & hungry. Ih goy tu Bestow: spaggog bread-crumbs spice herbs. Ih ate sume in the garden. The winnd was bitter, and ih got real cold eeqfn incypient frosst-bite. Ih needed warmth at speed; ih got it bie means of coffee. Prezznt:ly iwz un:stable soe ih sat daon tu driññk coffee. Ih woke up. wiqf the mug in mygh riht hand and not a drop on the floör. Ih took the kit back tu Croak^Fold. 1¢51 - iwz a:sleep bt 2sd!
. Tu paper:fuck. Nacjer was on the wecj aot when ih got dhere. Ih apprecjzed Cris*M. Dhen preparation.
. Tu Store^Stow xCOZ ih hahdnt redd the A`D. Loe Cris*M leaqfyng paper:fuck; breef. A mj bt F·˙·B·˙·: noe steward. Tu Bestow for pizzog. Loe Nacjer: sheewz ill and soe goeyng hoam; not odd in faol wedhr. Tyz mild:ly odd `t ih met bie chance the same 2 ih met when at paper:fuck bie desiñn.
. Ih got a bit moar in wiqf the S·˙·Pedestal. Iwz stuck for a line of the openance and qxgen for a line of the clozance. zQfitzthum dyde the cookkerye; ih don't cnow what be meant bie noe steward. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith; yn:consequhential.
—•••—2012`2`03F SM fm LD _04¢09 Ih h`left recyclyng [matter] bie =dhye steps in a Wajtroze bag. Hazz_dha made sure Furry hazz decent food? =Dha_duzznt for:get tu feed =dhye:self, dhatts quhite ehuhident. =Tyz fuckyng mygh head up =and un:fecjr on Furry.[]
Ih hahd food in l`room azz ih jusst dydnt want tu get cold. Ejuay goy tu the shed under the stecjr. Dhen MdMcDd came a:loññg - heez back - ih expected him back on Moonog.
. Scribal:rye. Ih re:uhewed matters of NK - Black:Turd, loop-fuck amaonts of oof. LD r`up @MN38 what at?; consideryng lady Muck; whygh, soe ih explajned it; bF 1m33.
—•••—2012`2`04R QPMD. Ih charrjed batteryxz , and dyde scribal:rye. Prezznt:ly Pig:Wit in:uhited mee tu hyz abode. Ymb a stoind later, hee inuhited mee qxgen. Iwz eeqfn colder soe ih goy dhere. Ih in:tended tu goe hoam ymb 10 tu doo sume wyrk dhen snow came on soe the wyrk wasnt feasybl.
. Duggy got back @11:04€. Pig:Wit aasked Duggy tu bucj Fecjr:Trade coffee. Hee s``t 10p of eqfry purchase goze tu Kr Acjd. Hmm whats it bt?, soe ih lookked it up.
. Kr Acjd yz a foran-ajd organ of 41 Churches. Moraqfian Church. Free
Church of England; dhey seemed slimyqx soe ih lookked it up: d`was a split oqfer membre:shype of Churches Tgedhr. The other faction yz yclept the Ehuhangelical Connexion of the Free Church of England. Ih got liht releef in the form of Grace Communion Inter:national. D``z on the web-site Joe^Junior's book bt abandonyng H^W's beleefs. In the middst of the book, ih lookked up Br^Izzrael. Iwz dhere oqfer:niht.
2012`2`05S Iwz stuck in:tu Br:Izzrael. at sun-rize. Duggy got up ymb 7, which yz not yrly for him. After brekfst, hee goy aot, ih thawt tu church, turned aot hee hahd wyrk real yrly. Ih. carryhed on the studye dhen got back tu Joe_Junior's book. PigWit was a:sleep wiqf the radio in action.
. Sume time from 3 tu 4, Horan_ Denys Dunne_ Marye [???] & Leonard uhisyted PigWit. Horan feched aot a dood of Hurlye , and we awal wahched it eeqfn hygh-lyghts of the Awal Ireland Hurlye Finals 1948tu1959. Ih watched moar Hurlye in dhis 1 dacj `n in the prehuhi 49^^.
. Horan reported an artykl in Ireland's Ygh `t the Free:masons planted peedoes in the romish clergye in ordyr tu crash the church. Ih explajned hao masonic structure duzznt entajl eeqfn close tu dhat capacityh. Ih recommended the museum in Great Kween Street. Hee wrote the address; ih don't cnow w`r hee real:y intendeth tu goe dhere. Dhen dhey 4 got redy tu shog off, duryng which preparation, Duggy got back.
. PigWit was dooyng tobacco soe Duggy goy tu the bed-room for tu be a:wecj from the smoke. Wee heard noe moar from Duggy, soe ih gess hee fell a:sleep. Ih left @11€.
. SM from Sabhbha _11¢49 Hao`z it goeyng [,] ****? Which 1 of dheez yz =dhye mecjn contact?[]
<_MN50 Tyz goeyng freeze soe ih stecjed in awal dacj. Ih logged on:tu GCI.org , and reddf an accaont of the abandonation of Arm:strong's tenets. The interest yz largje:ly personal - part of mygh passt.. Ih nao hold 5 offyces in Freemasonry. Ih thynk ime oqfer:dueyng it.[]
—•••—2012`2`06M LD r`up @2¢13 the grump in PigWit's abode ;:d; the dood of Hurlye; LD cnew hao borinng it yz;
; shee aasked what ih seddf tu paper-rig for next dacj Loopy came tu her doer @10, which of course be a nujsance; LD reckoneth `t Loopy yz yn:capable of takyng a datum specifyke:ly `t LD needeth huje loads of sleep; in deed soe soon ih reported `t LD kudnt be dhere for a pointy @5 soe dhey woke her @10;; 34m35.
. A cawal tu 2425 @7:29€ noe duration soe ih gess bF. Ih sure dydnt get enfnk from the dp.
. Ih plugged in batteryxz in S<>C<> dhen goy tu paper-rig for tu meet Md`McDd. A lyght was swichched off when ih got dhere, soe ih wajted at the gate; hmm 8o'clock. Hee h``tu gann tu PigWit dhen wee kud talk at length; cjep ih wasnt redy for another spell of PigWit. Well, hee came up the steps; later sort of thiññ. Ih spoke of the need tu expungj BonyMendel. Ih get the feelyth it be a qfampire - the absence of clear life. Ih h`tu speak bt dhis later on.
. Iwz cold soe ih jusst dydnt want tu get clean - too cold! It became obuhi `t ih wasnt gettyng tu the Pagan Scene. Soe ih goy tu Sahi's Cychen for dinner. Later on ih faond `t dhis dacj yznt the Pagan Scene, and sudden:ly iwz glad ih dydnt goe dhere.
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2012`2`07T_LENTEN SM from LD _MD27:04 Oh noe. Nao ime beyng bodhdhered bt safetyh checks azz Lynda came raond and =mimyred [`t] Nacjer =menjed it on the phone td. Ih seddf [`t] mygh OCD was too sehuhere =and iwd haqfqf a breyk:daon.[]_HPMD o2Symplycityh deal. Tricj qxgenn. Cawal customer seruhyces.[]_MD59:49 Bach flewwr rescue remedye (= khemog)[]
. LD r`up @2¢16 wee madheled the o2 tariff (ime fed up wi hearyng bt it); wee madheled the trubbl from Loopy; 17m49.
. Tu Wit:Fluff. Emny was much dhere, Nowell was real late; dhis yz a heap better `n preuhi occasions. After:ward ih got pizzog for dinner.
—•••—2012`2`08W Loe MdMcDd; heewz goeyng tu the in soe hee dydnt haqfqf time for talkance.
. SM fm LD _4¢34 Kwyke disstrakth Pug:Face[:] ih saw him in Gold:Bloom coffee shop. Hee left at 4¢20%%. KWYKE ih don't want =hee letyng him:self in:tu mygh flat[] mc 4¢27.
. LD rup @5¢14 ih told what Pug:Face dyde after the eoffee shop; shee felt much better for cnowyng it; sheewz on Gold:Bloom Road wiqf ?Cris*D; 1m40.
—•••—2012`2`09H Ih got redy , and headed for HxH. Tu G^Munch, and Ih saw the time: QT4! Soe ih goy tu Arch128 in stead. D`was noe floppoward redy. Dhis be bcoz Sharmecjn hazz flipped aot , a frennd flipped aot , and Morgan was appointed executor tu another frennd. Hee & Rozmrog lookked up the frennd's condytion , and learnt `t shee hazz less `n 17weeks tu liqf.
. Aot of the station, and loe Morris*G. We goy tu hyz abode dhoe ih wanted tu goe hoam; fuck heewz ínsystent. Short:ly s1 came tu Morris*G's doör. Dhis bloke recognized mee from the bin. Morris*G made dinner for us awal. D`was madhel of 9*11. We left ymb HP11.
—•••—2012`2`10F Un:clear; iwz ynert after the action:ful dacj. Loe MdMcDd.; hee h``tu uhisyt Pig:Wit. Ih huññ bt aot:side bcoz ih jusst dydnt feel up tu uzyng time on Pig:Wit. Pig:Wit came aot , and sure enugh bade mee cyme in. Iwz like later azz MdMcDd & ih hahd sume madhel tu doo; and we got on wi it. MdMcDd yz dhere at week-end. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. The experience of Pig:Wit's abode made noe ímpressujon soe ih gess it be perfect:ly ordynary.
—•••—2012`2`11R Up late; food, after which ih h``tu get warm. Zahur's lyght was in action soe ih rhaññ her bell, and shee opened the dowr. LD was on telephone soe ih shogged off wiqf the íntention `t we hook up later on. Pig:Wit bade me cyme tu hyz abode, and dhat was the end of dhat.
2012`2`12S Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode awal dacj. Pig:Wit goy aot soon after 10 tu be back @1. Duggy; heewz busyh wiqf hyz qfan dhen goy hoam, which lattr:ly yz a flat on Groaqf.
. A leprekhaun yclept Patrick came for tu meet Pig:Wit. Hee hahd a notujon `t romoes can't get good posts; ih cited Srr Charles Guthrie; um well dhey can't get good posts in Belfaast.
. Pig:Wit got back gn3. Tu bed. Duggy breezed in & aot. Ih felt crud ymb 6. Ih goy tu mygh room.
—•••—2012`2`13M Ih goy aot @3¢34 - shit dhat be late. Tu NuLine, and ih bawt an oqferawal. SawsagjBros yz noe moar azz of ^^y^2011. market Cafe yz noe moar! Tu Gregg's. The pastyhs wr lewk:warm. Time: 7¢29; shit not g`tu get dhere. Tu Bloom^Swrrl for tu oof the iPhone. HC r`up `t we meet up.
. Mike a kr what was in the armyh. Prezznt:ly ih remembrf meetyng him sume munnths back. Tu NH Express.
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—•••—2012`2`15W 10; ih h``tu licj daon jusst shygh of 1o'clock. Ih got the iPhone in:tu action but the batterye packed up. And ih fell a:sleep. Crap shit, qxgen ih kudnt get dhere. MdMcDd came tu the dowr @r3:51. Ih told him `t ih h`tu be in *****tt* tm; heez g`tu ensure `t ime up for it. D```z intrusion on Friggog; poo.
. Ih wanted tu charrj batteryxz but iwz too sleepyqx. Ih wanted tu get redy for tm, which yz eeqfn less feasybl when an yz sleepyqx. It tQQu mee nu 2sd tu get mygh head tgedhr enugh tu get the I`T ekwype:ment tgedhr.
. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Ih charrjed the 4 batteryxz dhen goy dhere. Hee dyde laund:rye, and we wahched RT. Heewz puzzled at mygh dis:like of Alyona. Alyona dyde sume saond anti-waur stuff dhen sume fem:scum. Tu the un:waryqx, it must look like an equhihuhalence.
. When Pig:Wit shiffted hyz wash:ment tu the drycjo, ih tagged a:loññg soe `t ih kud uze the hot tap - much bETTEb in dhis wedhr but ih dydnt haqfqf the keecqx. Hee h``tu goe back for the keeqx! But hee soon got hyz wash:ment in:tu the drycjo, and ih soon got mygh hands clean , and took the ekwype:ment hoam. Ih dydnt log on tu AJS - dhat be for bath-time tm.
—•••—2012`2`16H MdMcDd came tu the winndow @HP11. It took mee ymb a stoind tu get in:tu action. Iwz on the platform @xt4 - point:less qxgen. Tu Arch128 in stead, same azz lasst week.
. Ro:bert from the Pagan Scene was dhere; hee left in nu 5mnt. James Bicycle-Head wanted tu goe hoam but hyz cat Sparkle wanted tu stecj put, and stecj put shee dyde. Ih hope shee liked spendyng the niht in the arch~haose, but ih won't feel surprized if shee neqfr wanteth tu doo it qxgen.
. Morgan shewed hyz latest acquhysytion eeqfn a book of calend stuff 1901tu2200. Ro:bert from the Pagan Scene came back for what:eqfr it was. Morgan h``tu shew the book dhoe heewz dew tu shog off for archerye. Hmm from arch tu archerye. Ro:bert & ih goy tu e*Roma. e*Roma duzz real meals; ih must doo moar of it and less of Gregg's pastrye. Ro:bert wyrked in Atlantis book-shop for a few munnths while it beloññged tu Psykhic News. Hee gessed `t the mnr Keyth Duncan be 1 of the poofs. Ih gessed `t the other poof was a replace:ment for Ro:bert. Ro:bert hahd summnk tu doo soe hee shogged off soon after finyshyng hyz food.
. Ih goy tu the excreticum. While iwz at poo, HC r`up @???? heewz short:ly goeyng tu Big:Muck NHG; where hee?: Piccadilly; soe much for meetyng in Shepherd's Bush; Ih goy strecjcjt hoam.
. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @HP9§ NR. Ih telephoned Jinnji @9:32€ shee nao liqfqfeth in Golder's Green; Golder's Green yz fun bcoz tyz full of nuttyqx Zhydoffs; when be ih g`tu uhisyt her in Golder's Green? [Same quhestion eqfry time]; which bit?; near the station [azz uzuhal, not precise]; and when? [experience h``tawt mee tu not expect an aansyr]: next week; Thunrog yz aot, Wednog yz probably aot [definyte:ly aot]; ime offn in Kens^gn Hygh Street on Friggog; ih kud walk dhere; and soe it was `t we are meetyng on f24`2`2012; Jinnji h``tu get tu sleep azz shee hazz wyrk @7 [miht eeqfn be trew]; 6m54.
—•••—2012`2`17F Alertance @1. Ih d``t dhis be experiment not the real thiñ azz ih kud doo sinj moar fecjlure. Commence:ment 2¢17; back tu the mecjn room 3¢07; aot @3¢21. Ih goy tu paper:fuck for tu make a new arrangj:ment. Ih s``t ih m`h`tu bichcharse BonyMendel. MdMcDd dhen wanted tu cnow what time the appoint:ment yz. iwz like Don't en:kuragj the bich, but hee rhaññ up. Dhis be xCOZ BonyMendel qxlone can propel the applycation. Tyz not mygh fuckan applycation! S`times ,azz LD pointeth aot, an h`tu duwwt hyz loyaltyh.
. Tu the pharmacy on Gold:Bloom Road for tu get foot-beds: dhey hahdnt eeqfn heard of foot-beds.
Tu Tree:Shit: shee too hahdnt heard of foot-beds. Duzz an h`tu goe tu America tu get shog? Tu Portobello Road. Lush yz NL dhere: the space yz nao a shooh~shop yclept Quharter. Ih lookked in:tu Offykj: shooh~shop not at dhat price. Ih goy in:tu [???]. Loe a white patent-ledhr boot. Dhen a sales:man came at mee. Hee s``t patent ledhr ease:ly geteth cracked. The patent ledhr boots be 73pkp, the other white boots be 84pkp. Ih hope hee told the trewyth. Ih aasked bt Acjr:Ware: hee s``t tyz garanteed for life.
. Tu the Eat:Well Cabin: it was shut. Ih dydnt feel like goeyng tu Gregg's bake-shop azz dheyr pize are tepid. AHE r`up @5¢18 3m09 heewz near:bie and hahd the oof hee owed mee; ih spoke bt the seech of food dhen d`tu goe strecjcjt hoam, which ih estimated at 10tu15mnt. mc 4¢59 & 5¢01. Ih opened the box of boots. D`was noe garantee, in deed noe documents of anyh sort. AHE was dhere in 4mnt. Anonymös: hee s``t dhey`r yn:signifycant. Cjeah, the clacjm We are legion saondheth like an idle bost.
. Tu Arch128. Still not dun azz hee hahd aggro from "3 cjobs on bicycles". Prezznt:ly hee realized `t the aggro be bcoz hee dissed the cjung men on bicycles when dhey aasked bt handle-bars. Hee hahd the same seech later on , and ansyred it properly. We left Arch128 ymb 8€.
. Ih goy tu Eroma for dinner. Wuncee hoam, ih rhaññ Zahur's bell: noe reaction. Iwz sleepyqx soe ih d`tu telephone LD tm dhoe the jabber-ports h``been redy for 2d.
—•••—2012`2`18R Ih heard the alertance but kept goeyng back tu sleep. Ih started scribal:ry @4¢38.
. Crow r`up @5¢56 2m02 LD wasnt at hoam , and wasnt dhere LN; boath her jabber-ports are aot of juse; Crow was aot:side soe ih met him. Ih suggered the bin, and we goy dhere: not in bin. We stood near the druggerye , and madheled the posses. It kud be physical ill:ness. Tu the reception of Confusion ynary. D`are noe casuhaltyh beds tu Confusion ynary. The reception-walaaa gaqfe the telephone numbrs of Hammer:Smith ynary & St Marye's ynary. Crow got on the telephone dhen goy s`where ellse.
. Ih walked raond the haose ràdher a hlot. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @6:36€ AS 28s. Loe Zahur, soe ih folywed her in:tu the haose. LD wasnt back. Ih dyde scribalry.
. HC r`up @9*18 39s soon gannyng tu Big Muck NHG. Hee r`up @10*39 d`was nao noe point in gannyng tu Big Muck ; in the circumstance, ih wasnt surprized at loozyng track of time; ih spoke of the dissap of LD; heewz like duzznt shee got a jabber-port?; noe juse; d``z plentyh of juse aot:lets, yw can charrj em most a`where; only if yw haqfqf a carricary; d`sh`be 1 standard of carricary for awal jabber-ports; ih spoke of hao tu implement it; cF, probably bcoz the batterye was low.
. Ih goy tu Station-Block, azz much for summnk tu doo azz for food. Crow r`up @11*20 shee still yznt back; cF. Ih ate in the garden dhen turned in bcoz iwz tired dhoe d`was wyrk tu due; tm will jusst h`tu be azz good azz statim.
2012`2`19S Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, and it was soe. Prezznt:ly hee goy aot ,ih for:got for what, tu be back @6. Ih majored on Tube. Ih watched sume Nàtsi Occult Historye. Duggy was dhere for a while , and watched a chunk of it. When Pig:Wit got back, we watched stacks of ín:formation:ful uhideoes. In the middle of the niht, hee goy tu bed; iwz at Tube awal niht.
—•••—2012`2`20M Ih saw the time: QT7; hm iwz up for the dacj. Ih watched a dekko rem membre:shype of Anonymös , and ,soe the anonymös dekko makers clacjm, d`bie became a membre of Anonymös.
—•••—2012`2`21T The f`alarm goy off. Ih faond the trubbl: the drycjo was chuckyng aot a huje uholume of steam. Olihuhia kudnt turn it off soe ih walked tu the f`station. A F`F`er told mee `t a f`enjn was alredy on the wecj.
. SM from LD _11¢21 Hi a*k, thanks for =dhye umzl. Ih went tu uhisyt a frennd [,] =and came daon wiqf fluh. Ih got stuck heer. Pls kud =dha keep an eacj aot,[=;] Doo RF cnow [`t] ime a:wecj? Crow & Crysteen became wyryhed =and reported mee missinng tu coppers. Stress:ful. Ime wyryhed [`t] RF miht let dhem:self in:tu mygh flat. =Duzz_dha cnow enfnk? (Kris Mann) Pls replygh xxx Ih can't make it back cjet azz ime still fluhyqx xxxx speak soon hey xxxx[].
. HC r`up @???? `t we meet up. Tu Big:Muck NHG. Ih griped at vv?vv on hyz iPhone.
. Prezznt:ly RGP came in. Ih sudden:ly dyde not feel like the imminent loweration of tone, and ih dydnt hyde it. HC told him bt mygh dis:quhicjet at the vv?vv on the iPhone. Ih itered `t d``z noe point in trackyng Labyr uhoters. GP seddf A bit of a big bluddyqx ín:formation load, catalogueyng eqfry Labyr uhoter. Ih freaked at the dim:ness; ih jusst wasnt fresh enugh for dim:ness. RGP took it badly. Hee aasked what hee h``dun wroññ: been stupid in mygh prezznce. Actuhl:y it be wyrse: hee mocked what ih seddf sinj lysnyng tu mee; still stupid. Hee seddf Ime fuckyng off. And off hee fucked.
. A mnt after fuckyng off, hee wagged a finger in mygh face , and s``t ih "kud get a slap". Ih roze tu mygh feet , and seddf Cjeah? Hee walked tu the doör, and qxgenn ih seddf Cjeah? Cuwward. Hee stood at the winndow , and dyde a wank gesture; HC cawaled it hypocrisye. Iwz disturbed at RGP's nasty:ness. HC seddf Don't wyryh, ile pachch it up. Ime not sure tyz wyrth pachchyng up.
. LD r`up @???? sheewz obuhi in better shape `n at the week-end; ih felt much better for hearyng from LD - HC bie contrast swifft:ly d`tu goe hoam soe ih headed hoam; what RF yz up tu; LD h`tu get off the telephone azz her batterye was low.
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—•••—2012`2`24F Time was a bit short, soe ih dyde the jurnyh bie recjl. Ih got tu Pad^gn dhen folywed the siñn. and borded the Circle Line not goeyng a:wecj from Kens^gn. When it got tu Baker Street, it was obuhi `t it wasnt goeyng tu Kens^gn. D`was noe pf for the trundle tu Kens^gn. In the end, ih goy tu Arch128. We nattered for stoinds on end, and iwz real late getyng hoam.
—•••—2012`2`25R Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, and it was soe. Ih dydnt see MdMcDd awal dacj; hmm tm dhen.
2012`2`26S Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, and it was soe. Like a twit, iwz at inter:web awal niht - not a good idea .when the Pagan Scene yz next dacj.
—•••—2012`2`27M Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode at dacj-breyk. Ih obseruhed `t ih miht be in fit state tu get tu DxA. Pig:Wit goy aot for lunch. The MHP heewz expectyng @2 turned up ymb MD. Hee came back in 20mnt. Fortunate:ly Pig:Wit saw him on the wecj back tu the karr or the other wecj raond. In the after:noon, it became clear `t ih wasnt getyng tu DxA. Ih left #38 @r7€.
. LD r\up @???? sheewz still too weak tu cyme hoam; Bronnwen at Croak^Fold ;:d; the appoint:ment tm - dhis took up a lot of time; prezznt:ly LD's batterye was loaw.
—•••—2012`2`28T Ih thawt ih got up @11. Ih telephoned G·˙·C·˙· statim AS Dhen ih goy tu paper:fuck for tu sort aot the metere. The clock dhere was r9¢35 - the Samsung d¤ was 2¢% a:drifft; real:y iwz up @9¢02.
. The robot on the telephone needed tu cnow the accaont-nr - And ih don't cnow it. Cris*M took oqfer. Wi a bit of JP, hee got thru tu a human. The human needed tu cnow the metere's numbr. MdMcDd came wiqf mee , and wrote the numbr wunce ih got it. Cris*M telephoned E`D`F qxgenn. Prezznt:ly a bloke yclept Rhys got mee on the line. Heewz g`tu assiñn a keeqx tu mee, soe ih h``tu chooz a shop from which tu collect it. The nearest are on Ful^m Palace Road and in Ealiññ. Cris^M faond `t Ful^m yz nearer, soe Super:Chanj on Ful^m Palac Road it yz. Dhere in r3q¢%, Cris^M got thru tu the shop: tyz near the station.. Ih transferred thińñs from the worn-aot hold-kote tu a near:ly hoal hold-kote for tu be ekwyped for the jurnyh. It took ràdher a loññg time, probably oqfer a stoind. Keqfin feched a letter from BBC what was in hyz box; it be bt the swich business. Dhen ih came oqfer floppose.
. Ih wanted tu goe tu paper:fuck for tu find aot what was goeyng on - BonyMendel & awal `t. Well beyng floppose seemed relehuhant soe dhat be what iwz dhere tu report. Ih got dhere @3. D`was noe mention of the appoint:ment, not eeqfn from MdMcDd when hee got back; stranj. iwz dhere quhite a while bcoz iwz soe floppose.
. Emny opened the doör. Khloee & Ash:leyh.
. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode; bummer, ih meant tu get tu charrjance statim. Wee watched a documentary rem billdyng sub:mreens. An address was gonn from hyz eemzl accaont. Ih got it from a web-site. Short:ly afore 11€, ih got on wi charrjance and A`J`S.
—•••—2012`2`29W MD27. D`was enugh hot water in the tank for use of the bath. Ih got real clean dhen headed for the station. G^Munch; the block: 3¢20. Ih wuldnt be dhere while G·˙·C·˙· was dhere. Tu Arch128.
. Arch128 was locked. Ih finyshk lunch dhen walked bt the place; wajtyng yz a cjawn. James CYCLE. Hee telephoned Morgan @4¢59: makyng buttons awal dacj, hee shuld be at Arch128 in a matter of mnt, uppon which heewz super busyh, which we learnt when hee dyde get dhere.
. HC r`up @5p6€ Big:Muck or such-like excite:ment 5m==. Iwz in Arch128 till 10 or soe. LD r`up @11:07€ c`fg 1^09m13. A cawal from a wench on the 29^` of February and ih don't remembre it?; stranj.
—•••—2012`3`01H SM from LD _13¢45 at the end of aor street, d`was a man cryhyng in an AA qfan. Ih thynk heez on the wecj tu a breyk:daon[]
—•••—2012`3`02F mc HC 9¢13. HC r`up @1¢40 CFG 4m46. Ih telephoned Jinnji @5¢20 AS 23s. HC r`up @6:58€ CFG 10m12. mc10:40€.
. SM tu HC _11:11€ Well iwz dhere much later `n expected. Nu tm niht. Croak![] Bie dhere ih gess ih meant l`room.
—•••—2012`3`03R mc HC 3¢36. Dhatts the only part of the dacj `t made an ímpressujon?!
2012`3`04S Ih telephoned LD @HP1 NR. Ih huññ aot wiqf Pig:Wit awal dacj. SM from LD _7:39€ Hi*B[,] ih missed =dhye cawal. Tricjed cawalyng back xxx[]
—•••—2012`3`05M Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode awal dacj.. At eeqfn ih picked up a mj from G·˙·C·˙· `t hee wanted mee azz an offycer in ML tm. SM from LD _7:39€ H*B ih missed =dhye cawal x[] Hm same mnt azz ^d, and half of dhat mj.
—•••—2012`3`06T G·˙·C·˙· r`up @1¢09 heewz short of offycers; hee wanted mee azz J`O`S; ih hahd wyrk tu doo - dhis will take stoinds; 2m07. Ih got a new keeqx forth:wiqf. Ih got a falafel wrap-job at Eat-Well Cabin, which be exact:ly hao ih dydnt feel. The foran kwen runnyng it aasked whedher ih wanted eqffnk. Replygh: Noe; ynions. Shee heard it azz Noe ynions. Ih wasnt tgedhr enugh tu thynk hao tu phrase it. Ih seddf Noe alredy, ih want ynions. Shee muttered the phrase `Noe ynions` tu her:self. Ih ended up wiqf eqffnk except what ih wanted. Dhis combination hahd much less `n the solace-puwwr ih needed soe ih got pizzog; dhis was delacj, and the price of the wrap-job became excess expense; bummer.
. Ih reached HxH gonn7. Ih reached the Temple jusst a:head of ballot. Ih assumed the secret posture , and seddf Made it. Beyng a******ed tu the O****able Degree wr zWaqfny & zBlanky.
. After ceremonye, ih dyde sume administration. Ih h`tu glugh labels in:tu place; point:less job. In consequhence, iwz late at F·˙·B·˙·, but it dydnt matter much azz ih hahd lytl spare space after the pizzog. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith. We wrnt dhere loññg - shee hahd stuff tu doo.
—•••—2012`3`07W Ih got up absurd:ly late nu 3¢37. Tu paper:fuck for tu find aot what became of MdMcDd (heewz tu be at mygh abode @MD). Heewz in the cychen. Ih seddf Dhis yznt MD. Hee apologetic:ly s``t heewz busyh off hyz feet. At what?: mooqfyng Hud$ aot. Holy shit, dhat was kwyke.
. We walked aot tgedhr for hee hahd summnk tu doo in the haose. Heewz aot soon , and offered coffee. Ih s``t iwd gadher the cups , and be dhere soon. Ih washf the cups dhen broke daon on the wecj. Ih stood at the dowr of paper:fuck in state of blub. MdMcDd wyrked aot what was wroññ wi mee. Hee explajned the mooqf malarkey: if an yz still dhere in what:eqfr time dhen anyh of 3 thiññs can happen: ih for:got 1 & 2; 3 yz what dheyr attention yz on: the T^HΛ bunch transfer the oqf "tu sume other project".
—•••—2012`3`08H The dacj of show:daon. Ih goy tu PMMC on mygh oawn. After an un:expected delacj ,probably poo, iwz q`sd late. Wiqf BonyMendel & him:self wr a Pippi wench what hazz nuffnk tu doo wiqf the case and Ro`Gm - final:y met him.
. Azz ih expected, BonyMendel wanted tu shuqf her noze where it shuldnt be. Soe ih turned on the bich. Ro`Gr was surprized tu hear `t d``z a communityh heer. Hyz surprize was a surprize tu mee.
. Loe Keqfin, and ih told him awal bt it. Tu Pig:Wit's abode, and ih told him awal bt it. Ime p`sure iwz dhere moast of the niht.
. AHE r`up @6:17€ headyng for Confusion Sq 2m05. We dyde coffee in l`room.
—•••—2012`3`09F 4; scribal:ry. SM from Jinnji _14¢44 Dyde =dha cawal mee? Hao =yz_dha? We shuld meet up =1 dacj!!!! Xxxx[]
. Ih telephoned LD @xt5 NR. SM from LD _5¢54 H*B, hao x thiññs? Yz eqfrfnk ok at Confusion Sq? xxx []
. AHE r`up @5¢27 heewz headyng for Confusion Sq 34s. Pulse @6:39€ We dyde coffee in l`room. HC r\up @8:35€ meet up in l`room. 53s. Ymb 5t9€, AHE h``tu goe hoam for tu get insulin. LD r`up @8:56€ ih described the confruntation; bF at bt half a stoind. mc xt6.
- The rekyrd dhen: mc HC 9%% & 9:01€ 9:37€ 4m34. Dhis yz poss azz the batterye was flat and it ran aot of juse well after 9%%. Ih gess the cawals wr wunce ih charrjed the batterye, and the date was wroññ but ih dydnt spot it till next time ih charrjed the batterye. Like:ly date: 10th.
. HC arriqfed well after the jabber-port ran aot of juse. Short:ly Zahur came in. Shee hahd a stack of quhestions, moast:ly bt LD & mee.
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—•••—2012`3`12M SM from LD _18¢33 An Irish:man walked in on hyz sune dooyng cocecjn and seddf If ih cachch yw dooyng dhat qxgenn ile rub ywr noze in it[] Dhis yz an Irish coke-joke.
—•••—2012`3`13T Tu 38A ymb 3. And tu 73C cyme time.
. Emny opened the dowr. S1 new: ALESSIA. Sheewz gadheryng contact shnizzle for head offykj; don't cnow whygh dhey dydnt alredy haqfqf it.. We talked for quhite a while.
. Back tu 38A, and iwz dhere well in:tu the wee. mc LD 2:40€.
—•••—2012`3`14W SM from LD _3¢31 Dud:leyh`z not a lesbian.[] Ih telephoned LD @3¢36 NR.
. Loe a stationerye on K`Park_Road. Ih spent a loññg while and a fiqfer. Tu Eat-Well Cabin - it was shut! Loe super:socks; ih bawt 2 pacjrs for 6bPd.
. LD r`up @???? her carpet; whedher sheez cymyng back tu Confusion Sq; the state of shnizzle at the haose; tyz urgent tu furnysh Furry wiqf hygh~grade food; the need tu take action qxgennst BonyMendel: we are getyng tgedhr for the purpose on Sunnog; ?¤??
—•••—2012`3`15H HC r`up @MD08 `t we meet up in Confusion Sq 39s. Soon heewz dhere, and we goy tu CNLBG. Prezzntly it was obuhi `t ih h``nt left enugh time tu get a card for Crow. Soe SM tu Crow @3¢52 Crow - HBD! En:jocj the Sun-Shine in Sun-Shine Week![] The reference yz tu the current open:ness pretense at the White Haose; ih hope hee got it. SM from Crow _16¢32 Thank =dhee uhery much B~)B~)B~)[]
. AHE r`up @9:46€ heewz on the wecj tu Confusion Sq 13s. And soon heewz at the haose. Hyz mind was great:ly exercysed bt Sammy what we met in Sahi's Cychen. In r`q`sd hee got clear `t tyz much plus `t Sammy yz a bit uhage `n `t hee ran an intermittent campacjn qxgennst AHE.
—•••—2012`3`16F Ih woke up wiqf head-ache soe prezznt:ly ih took pills. Prezznt:ly ih goy tu 38A. mc HC 2¢08. Ih telephoned LD @10:24€ sheewz in a shop and near the till soe cawal back in half a stoind or soe 46s. Ih telephoned her @10:40€ NR.
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—•••—2012`3`19M Iwz in 38A awal dacj. _azzi_. The Black Ínstytution. Ih left 38A ymb HP11€. Ih telephoned LD @5pMN CFG 16m17.
—•••—2012`3`20T Iwz woken bie zBamber @8¢36 2m47 an ordyr for :^:Plato; ih aduhised her tu send it bie eemzl. Back tu sleep.
. SM from Cat^Weasel _13¢30 Snot the UE td yz it?[] Ih wanted tu send a replygh but ih jusst dydnt get raond tu it; bum crap.
. HC r`up @2¢04 heewz close tu Confusion Sq 41s. Soon heewz heer, and we goy tu CNLBG. HC got a cawal from ALA which yz Egyptian: meet up in Wymbl @7.
. SM from LD _16¢30 Dear A`k[,] sorry if ih came =trass fed up on the phone. Ih hahd a sore throte[,] =and hauntinngs wr beyng horrybl. Ih feel better nao. [Ih] hope =dha_yz ok x[]
. Emny opened the doör. Alessia wasnt dhere; hmm ih suppozed `t sheewz an addytion tu the crew. Ih remarked `t Raanah's use of make:up lookked like hypocrisye; ih thynk Rojjr the Kr joined in dhis time; ih don't thynk Raanah hazz anyh íntention of recognizyng the yn:consustency. Shee duzznt cnow her brà-size, which yz confirmation of - fuck what yz it confirmation of?!
—•••—2012`3`21W Loe MdMcDd. Hee got back on Moonog. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Ih got stuck in:tu the studye of cookkíes. Iwz dhere oqfer-niht, which real:y was not a good idea.
—•••—2012`3`22H MdMcDd raozed mee @11. Oy iwz sleepyqx - finyshyng a mug of coffee was an effyrt. Ih felt like s1 left a bag of cement in mygh head, and iwz cold. Crash:aot was yneuhytable; ih got back tu bed soe azz not tu get coldocrud. Ih got up gn3. Tu Store^Stow tu find aot w`r it be td: cjep, td. Soe ih ate chips & salad dhen got redy.
. The `chapter` was in action when ih reached HxH. Ih still felt tired but jusst got on wiqf donnyng rtl attire. GC came in while iwz donnyng the surplyce. Hee holp wiqf the buttons - iwz too doapyqx tu get it riht. Ih felt `t summnk was still wroññ but kudnt thynk what. Ih cnocced the doör, and zDio pointed aot `t ih h``for:gotten the *****. Back dhere wiqf the *****. Ih notyced `t ih hahd the sash on the riht shoulder - it shuld be the left. Bie the end of Arch time, iwz alert.
. zAthP s``t shee sent a hoat tu mee but got a baonce-mj. Ih wrote aot the eemzl address qxgenn; ih felt sure the trubbl be uzer-erryr.
. GC conuhecjed mee tu the station. Hee aasked hao loññg: a kupl of stoinds. Heewz surprized `t it taketh soe loññg. Dhis was gn10€. When ih got tu LBG, G^Munch was open, soe dhis wasnt cjet MN. Ih gess the return jurnyh yz kwyker.
—•••—2012`3`23F Ih got up real late , and got redy tu gann aot. Loe MdMcDd; time: 6:36€. Ih cnow `t xF Street hazz a late dacj bi which dhey mean till 8. But ih thynk tyz Thunrog. Soe ih goy tu StoreStow; dhere till clozance.
. A mj from zAthP: shee hahd an extra low line. Ih jusst cnew it be uzer-erryr. Azz uzuhal, iwz surprized at clozance - it felt like a stoind not 4!
. Ih donned the oqferawal & the fleece , got the Motorola jabber-port redy , and goy tu PigWit's abode. PigWit wasnt dhere! Soe ih charrjed the 4 batteryxz , and harked A`J`S.
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2012`3`24R mc AHE MD56. Hee r`up @MD58 2m12 hee wanted tu boryw 42bPd. @1¡39 hee still wasnt at the haose soe ih got redy tu goe tu xF Street for tu get socks for clean-site use. HC r`up @2¡33 `t wee meet up 1m15. Heewz soon at the haose.
. SM from AHE _3¡38 Ime soe sorry [-] h``nt hahd proper sleep =for 2&aHalf dacjs. So ih fell a:sleep.[]
. HC & ih headed for xF Street. When wee drew nygh CNLBG, HC felt like resortyng d`tu. A #7 TJ pulled in at dhatt moment, soe weewz on the wecj tu the West End.
. Ih faond The Scottish Haose ease:ly. Dhey sell cashmere socks @30bPd a pacjr. The socks are marked `Made in England` which seemeth aot of place in `The Scottish Haose`. At least dhey ecjnt made in Red China.
. HC suggered Stock^Pot near Geese Court, so wee goy dhere. The place h``been dun up, and the prices h``been hiked tu machch it - spaggog @7bP40. The food was good but wee won't be repeteyng it at dhatt kind of price. Wee lookked at bills of fare on the wecj back tu xF Street: happen Stock^Pot yz still the cheapest on ???`??? Street.
. HC goy tu Big Muck NHG. Ih goy tu Bliss Pharmacy , and uhewed in:soles. D`was nuffnk quhite like the pacjr ih hahd ymb half a decade a:goe. HC r`up @7*11 3m02 heewz in Big`Muck NHG; iwz amblyng up EWR.
. Loe a Jesus-freak what recognized mee from 2 decades back. Hee reminded of what hee seddf back dhen: god re:mooqfed from him 2 goats_ a dragon_ a spiryt of mad:ness_ and numerös other entityhs `t shudnt be in a1. Whilst hyz theologye yz obuhi bollyx, hee uttered in:siht on spirytuhal attack.
. HC r`up @9*11 2m03 ih only got back a few mnt a:goe. mc 8*14 & 40. Hee r`up @9*45 1m24 iwz "on the job". Hee r`up @10*36 3m15 d`was nao noe point in goeyng tu NHG; meet up tm. Fuck sake, it was obuhi from mygh ambulation `t ih wasnt in tune wiqf NHG.
2012`3`25S Pig:Wit was up fecjr:ly yrly bie hyz standard. Ejuay came in seech of him; noe tgedhr, nuffnk urgent. Up for real ymb 1. HC r`up @4¢37 `t we meet up 1m==. Pig:Wit & ih finyshk aor seech eeqfn St_Antony's Collegj xf. mc 5¢14. Ih donned the hold-kote , and headed for NHG.
. HC r`up @5¢37 iwz bt tu get a load of chips 34s. Ih telephoned LD @HP5 NR. Iwz sleepyqx soe con`on was dull. Fortunate:ly HC's iPad fylled up the time. The place yz total:y different eeqfn a good dose better.
. Pig:Wit sawt mee when iwz walkyng pàst #30, soe ih sped up, and we goy in:tu hyz abode tgedhr. Heewz haqfqfyng diffycultuh wiqf sendyng a mj tu Tim^C. Ih sorted it aot real kwyke; poss a side-effect but it kud be natyf yneptitude. Ih left ymb QTMN. Ih telephoned LD @MN NR.
—•••—2012`3`26M AHE r`up @1¢31 1m51 heewz at the junction of WBG & ChepStow Road , and still needed cash. Hee arriqfed sooner `n ih expected; tu l`room for coffee. We left ymb 4 - it mega:ly dydnt seem dhat loññg.
. Ih still wasnt fully a:wake. Ih figured `t if ih began preparation statim, iwd reach DxA ymb 8 eeqfn 9BST. The talk wuld be oqfer, the return on the wyrk wuldnt be enugh. A lytl later, ih realized `t ih for:got tu ínclude jurnyh-time - iwd h`been dhere ymb 9!
. Ih telephoned LD @QT7€ sheewz getyng oqfer the soar:ness; shee r`up on Friggog but the batterye was emptyh;;
; Big^Muck NHG yz open qxgenn; tyz better `n it was but tyz still Big^Muck; cjes, feyry and Big^Muck don't goe tgedhr; ih mis:judged mygh audience: ih s``t LD kud pass for mortal beside the other feyryes [oy iwz fooled back dhen!] - LD took it tu mean `t shee duzznt look feyry enugh - sob ; ih got her aot of sob bie aaskyng when Paul_2^` yz back (tm);
; Crow & Dud:leyh are beyng sluññ aot in 7weeks; hee goy or yz goeyng tu PMMC for aduhice; LD told him tu goe tu the T`H andor C`A`B; Crow was like cjea but LD duzznt cnow w`r hee will remembr tu doo it; it lookketh like we will h`tu take Crow bie the hand; drecjnance.
. SM from AzthP _7PM23¢12 Hi [bible-name], tks for akknolljyng receypt of eemzl. Ih thynk the current numbr for Br T…g …1915. =Dha cud also check wiqf the secretary. Cheers. A…a[]
. Tu Store^Stow. Ih dyde wyrk on the profile eeqfn add the text rem Sally Ornj-Pecjnt; it was loññg oqfer-dew. Ih up-loaded 3``5 of it - ih got 20mnt or soe extra time. Tu Sahi's Cychen - it shuld h`been dinner in DxA.
. LD r`up @10:39€ BBD 29m01 shee hahd sume text for mee tu stash;; shee aasked bt Charles soe ih reported the enquhyre from Dd Cbl and mygh replygh; LD remarked `t Charles duzznt uze telephone much; we wyrked aot `t Dd Cbl yz at a loss bcoz hee can't get Charles bie telephone; LD examyned NK's motyfation: sinj Charles, NK wuld still be pecjntyng claws for a liqfqfyth; in the yrly cjears, NK was well pleased wi the connexion, dhis bcoz it be the greatest boost tu her life eqfr; Charles yz ease:ly bryght enugh tu cnow `t NK yz dhere bcoz of the wealth, and the thawt can't be good for Charles's state of mind;
; prezznt:ly LD h`tu preseruh her speechotext.
—•••—2012`3`27T SM from Alice _13¢01 Remembe we are bowlyng dhis eeqfniññ. Meetyng [@]5.00 Park Royal Haose. =Dha will need 3bPd for a game[] Dhis was handyqx azz ih h`tu be ellse:where.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode for studye. Prezznt:ly a fat shee-nizzle came tu see Pig:Wit. Sheez quhite boññkerz. Shee stecjed ymb half a stoind , and dydnt menj her name. Ih kud h`dun sinj the interruption.
. Ih left ymb 3. For where? Not a place for which ih need tu be clean, soe ih gess iwz aot tu meet HC. Plus like:ly we watched the flick bt Dd Bacjley & Jean Shrimmp:ton.
—•••—2012`3`28W Ih goy tu Shepherd's Bush in not terrybly good time. SM from HC _12¢01 Hi [name]<` eh, dhis eeqfniññ at 8, ih haqfqf an appoint:ment wiqf mygh GP. Can we wyrk araond dhat? Or leaqf it?[] Dhis mj wuld h`been plus use:ful hahd ih picked it up in time:ly fashion. Ih telephoned HC @7:==€ & 7:28€ NR. mc HC 7:41€. 7:44€ 1m46 heewz in Big^Muck NHG; meet at the petrol-station. Ih reached the petrol-station much kwyker `n ih expected. mc while iwz at the petrol-station 8:08€. Short:ly we met up , and got on wi the ín:tended uhewance [the Bacjley & Shrimmp:ton flick?]
—•••—2012`3`29H OmoAi raozed mee ymb HP11 for h`meetyth. The pizzog was good and in fecjr:ly good suppliqxe, soe the effyrt was rewarded. Better still, the pizzog was well receyqfed bie the meat-heads.
. Ih telephoned LD @xt4 22m08 Crow's land-lord; the Tuffty Club.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih told Pig:Wit [sudden:ly noe moar text.]
—•••—2012`3`30F Up late. Tu Pig:Wit's abode wiqf the íntention of bkBr [ih don't cnow w`r ih ful:fylled the íntention nor what bkBr yz short for]
—•••—2012`3`31R Up in after:noon - bum-odyr. Tu Bloom^Swrrl. D`was bread in wax-paper - w`hey ih bawt sume of dhat! Tyz made bie Warbur:ton. Ih goy hoam for tu eat bread & hunyh. Dhis be the fyrst proper sliced bread in cjears on end.
. While iwz eatyng bread & hunyh, Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Iwz in hyz abode well in:tu the niht. Duggy came tu the flat.
—•••—2012`4`01S Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode awal dacj. ELIZA which was dhere on Tewog 2012`3`27. Ih got hoam late. Shite: Mr:Barry was in resydence. Soe much for the laund:ry ih intended tu doo.
—•••—2012`4`02M R`HP1. SM fm zAthP _13¢21 Hi [name], hope =dha_yz dooyng ok. Pls let mee cnow if =dha =hazz made contact wiqf aor EA. Thanks. **W. A****a AEJ
. Ih passed the dacj in Pig:Wit's abode. Ih posted political comment.
. Pig:Wit fell a:sleep in eeqfnicg. Gn10 at niht, Zahur cckk tu the winndow. Sheez mooqfyng aot tm. New location: 38 Gold:Bloom Road.
. Final:y ih got O`K. Ih reported it tu Pig:Wit, and hee got up.
—•••—2012`4`03T MdMcDd raozed mee @HP11: recyclance @MD. The gardeners turned up! The f*alarm tQQu leaqf of itts senses. Cris*M & OmoAi. Keqfin. OmoAi reckoned `t it wecjled 8 times. Karlos on the wecj back. D`was ramble talk. Loe MdMcDd. Hee hahd an appoint:ment soe recyclance @3. 3¢57! Loe MdMcDd on the wecj back from Station-Block! Ih wasnt exact:ly keepyng an eacj on the clock. Hee hahd a meetyth, soe we arrangjf tu doo the job after bin. Dhen d`was recjn!
. Tu Wit:Fluff. Raanah wasnt dhere. Nowel was nasty tu mee dhen prezznt:ly tu Neeko. Ih commenced wyrk on Connexion*ZZN*com
. Back tu 38A. Denys was dhere. _-_ bad wobble.
—•••—2012`4`04W MdMcDd raozed mee fm deep sleep. Prezznt:ly iwz hungry soe ih goy tu Station-Block for food. At Dub^Sploj d`was clearance sale bcoz dhey are replacyng hard:ware wi I`T; purchase: 9 items. Tu Bloom^Swrrl. A man on the radio stated the time: 4 o`clock! Iwz amazed at hao loññg iwz in Dub^Sploj when iwz seekyng food.
. Tu paper:fuck (ih don't remembre for what, probably l`discs). Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih left ymb HP8€. Ih dyde food dhen turned in; dhis be a sleepyqx dacj. AHE r`up @10:47€ heez g`tu Chelten`m tm 2m04. mc10:25€.
—•••—2012`4`05H MdMcDd & ih tQQu a load tu the recycle-station. Hee spoke of the state of the space between the dowrs. Ime sure d``z summnk ulterior bt the remark.
. Tu Dub:Sploj for tu get a clear ark. D`was only 1 left. MdMcDd appeered when iwz carryhyng the ark a:loññg Confusion Sq. Ih aasked whedher s1 can conuhecj a consicgn:ment of arks. Hee s``t ih can get clear arks from a shop on Portobello Road.
—•••—2012`4`06F When ih goy tu paper:fuck, it was shut. Tu Pig:Wit's abode, And ih for:got tu doo a job ih wanted tu doo for dacjs on end.
—•••—2012`4`07R HC cnocced the dowr @MD. Tu The Eagle. Tu G^Munch. Cecil Court. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. D`was noe leci. Pig:Wit got up ymb HP5. Hee despachched mee for leci. Ih came oqfer ill on the wecj back. Duggy brawt proqfqfnder, and ih goy hoam and tu bed.
—•••—2012`4`08S Tu Swrrl:Bloom. Back tu bed. 4¢36; tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih stecjed dhere much loññger `n yz sensybl.
—•••—2012`4`09M 1¢36. Bronnwen cCKK a:loññg the allyh while iwz at eat. After food, ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode xCOZ iwz cold. Tacjeb cCKK aot jusst azz ih got dhere. Hee aasked `t ih turn daon the radio - Pig:Wit hahd it in action oqfer niht. And hee launched in:tu a tirade qxgennst Pig:Wit, awal of it accurate. Ih hahd 3 or 4 loads of coffee afore Pig:Wit got up. Ih left 38A ymb HP1€. Ih dyde the oqfer:dew job.
—•••—2012`4`10T PigWit cawaled mee but was goan when ih got dhere. PIRC81 t*warden. Tu Red Planet. Loe a mysteriös rhiññyng qqLLqqBLLS. MdMcDd came aot of l`room; ex:chanj. MdMcDd & ih are dueyng the recycle wyrk tm. Iwz a stoind late for DweebStow!
—•••—2012`4`11W HC cnocced the dowr; 2¢56. Wee goy tu CNLBG bcoz HC h`quhit booze the better tu help the bloke in Holland Parc ;:d wi quhittyng booze. Bum-odyr ih dydnt thynk tu aask bt Furry. HC notyced `t the bloke at the next table was in distress soe engajed him in con`on. Heez yclept James, heez an atheisst. Heewz trubbled `t a shee-frennd can't communicathe the poo in her mind which poo yz clear:ly haqfqfyng ill effect. Ih: Yw can't under:stand her mind; shee can't under:stand her mind soe noe1ellse can under:stand it. HC gessed `t it kud be mental trubbl azz in psykhihatric. HC left @5 bcoz hee hahd an appoint:ment at Apple Store. James left ymb 10mnt later.
. On the wecj hoam, ih lookked in:tu Dub^Sploj. Hohumm iwz dhere till clozance. Ih came oqfer crud in the guts like on Friggog. Ih turned in yrly, and got up later. Pig:Wit turned up, but ih wasnt up tu eeqfn watchyng teli.
—•••—2012`4`12H MdMcDd raozed mee ymb MD. After a niht & morniññ of Masonic cogytation, ih kud h`dun wiqf stecjyng a:sleep. Prezznt:ly hee was back wiqf a letter from TS marked 36A; ih h``tu wash mygh hands real good after handlyng dhat!
. Pig:Wit sawt mee soe ih goy tu hyz abode. Ih goy tu mygh abode ymb 2€ bcoz iwz tu be up yrly.
—•••—2012`4`13F Friggog the 13th liqfqfed up tu its reputation for a chanj. MdMcDd raozed mee in good time tu get tu paper:fuck. Adama, blokes from another haose. We wr conhecjed in 2 kabbogs. Talwin Street
. The Baker's Uqfn yz nao a braanch of Gregg's. We wr dhere a good while dhen walked tu LBG. MdMcDd wanted tu get a TJ at the sudhern end, but ih jusst wasnt up tu runnyng for the stop.
. Ih parked m`self in Store:Stow bcoz ih dydnt feel like walkyng anyh furdher. Ih calmed mygh neruhes wi LJ. Ih stode freemason:ry dhen ran aot of access.
. Ih telephoned zTemiñ @7:16€ AS 8s.. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih told him bt the trip and `t hee dydnt miss much, which hee alredy cnew. The stuff on teli was of moar interest.
—•••—2012`4`14R MdMcDd raozed mee @QTMD; coffee. HC cnocced the dowr ymb 1. We goy tu CNLBG till clozance. We ate chips dhen hee goy tu the the West End.
. Iwz floppose soe ih goy tu bed. HC r`up @???? Getyng up tQQu a real loññg time. When ih got tu Big:Muck, heewz a:wecj. RGP; hee greeted mee on the wecj aot. Colin FW_ Lilyth Kammbl & Nick O?Greek. Ih got aot when mjr was bt tu lock the place, Colin & Lilyth saw Nick hoam; ih headed hoam:ward bcoz iwz took floppose for the extra jurnyh.
. LD r`up @10:25€ - dhis be a great im:prooqf:ment tu the quhalityh of the jurnyh; LD yz still in Paul's flat , and duzznt seem tu be bt tu get back hoam; current affecjrs of the haose - noe1 h`menjed LD; the jabber-port gaqfe up moast of the wecj hoam nu raond bt The Elgin.
2012`4`15S Pig:Wit summoned mee ymb MD. D`was an im:portant uhideo for mee tu watch. Nu half a stoind in:tu it, Horan_ Denys_ Marye & Leonard shewed up. Pig:Wit tung~lashshed Horan rem the like:ly:hud of beyng nabbed if heez in or near Pretend:shire duryng the Baronial Athlo. Horan took friht and soe re:mooqfed him:self dhoe wiqf a bit of delacj. And the other 3 goy wiqf him. Pig:Wit was under the illusion `t heewz warnyng Horan.
. Ih got the uhideo back in:tu action, and Pig:Wit fell a:sleep. Patrick came tu the doör, but the interest dis:appeered in a puff of smoke when hee heard `t Pig:Wit was a:sleep. Ih tQQu the charrj:set back , and dyde food.
. `The Prokksy`. Later on, Duggy came in. Prezznt:ly ih saw the time: HP9BST eeqfn HP8€ - where the fuck dyde the dacj goe?! Ih shogged off for telephone.
. Ih telephoned Pater @xp10€ NR. Ih telephoned LD @QP10€ NR. AHE rup @11:04€ 31s. Ih don't re:cawal whedher hee borywed oof or returned it.
—•••—2012`4`16M 1¢42. Ih goy tu Select Shop for Barr Cola: nune dhere. Tu Dub:Sploj. Ih bawt a hot-water bottle 2pkp and 2 pacjrs of wyrk-gluqfs 1pkp each; total 4bPd.
. Dhen ih uhewed jabber-ports: a turn-screen d¤ bie Luckyqx Gold @25bPd and a clam-shell turn-screen d¤ bie Samsung. The Luckyqx Gold d¤ yz of real nice desiñn but at 3&aHalf ynches distinct:ly on the smawal side. The Samsung d¤ yz 6&aHalf ynches when open - good fit. The shop-geezer notyced the lack of decisujon , and seddf Bucj it for fun; soe ih dyde. Ih hope dhis be good use of 25bPd.
. At hoam, ih turned mygh mind tu hao tu comport the mnt. Dhen HC came tu the doör. The sheer timance of it! Hee felt like goeyng s`where, and ih felt like eatyng greasyqx hot food, soe we headed for Cafe Rest, a greasospoon in Shepherd's Bush. Well buggeration, it was shut. We goy tu Eroma. HC started a:head of mee, and ih finyshk fyrst and ordyred another load. When feed was dun, HC goy tu Big:Muck NHG.
. Ih hahd a lump of sB cake. Mygh attempt at ordyryng another lump be phenomenal:y un:success:ful: the wajtress suppozed `t iwz tippyng tu her , s``t iwz too generös , and accepted only 1bPd. Ih gadhered mygh thiññs , and left in great hurrye - ih can't relate tu krinnj-shit.
. Bt 30^^^ west of Tesco, sume stuff-head came at mee, un:clear:ly secjyng What are yw dooyng tu mee. Ih shook him off wiqf ease, but ih kud h`dun sinj the incident. Ih figured `t it kud be wyrse if hee dyde it qxgen soe ih stood aot:side the station for tu hecjl a shslop karr. Gold Hawk Road was shslop-less. Soe hoam:ward.
. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode soe ih goy dhere a while. Duggy was dhere, and the tely was in action. Ih left wiqf Duggy bcoz tyz much less bodhdher if s1e duzz the handlance.
. Raadher late, ih picked up the SM from LD 2012`4`14_7PM51:03 Hi a`k. sorry ih missed =dhye cawals ystdy[:] iwz aot nr a busyh =road. Are thiññs ok? Dyde Furry get moar crunchies/ tuna in spricg water? X[]
—•••—2012`4`17T MdMcDd woke mee from deep sleep ymb lunch-time. Per:haps tyz time tu haqfqf another goe at the NHS. Dhen qxgen, dhey came up wiqf jack in 2004. Coffee took place.
. Pig:Wit bade mee, and ih goy tu hyz abode. We watched Assange. Denys came in for a while. Hee mis:took Assange for Breiwik; hmm dhere yz a resemblance.
. Patrick came a:loññg. Hee h`hahd a h^cut and soe NL lookked like a leprekhaun. Duggy came a:loññg, and short:ly dhey awal d`tu goe tu the rome-feed place. D`was recjn soe dhey stecjed in the uhestibule; feeble. Duggy faond `t the gate was locked. Patrick got on the telephone bt it; dhis stuff seemeth tu be major tu dhem.
. Pig:Wit s``t Assange was on tely in a few mnt. It turned aot tu be re-run. Ih hahd 1 moar dose of coffee. Dhen ih saw the time - half a stoind tu the start of 73C. Duggy goy dhere came back , and hoatf `t the gate was nao open, and dhey awal trooped dhidhdher. Ih left wi:in a mnt.
. In 73C, ih dyde wyrk on the mynyts. It was dread:ful - ih h``for:gotten moast of the job. Ih figured `t ih need tu cancell tm. Dhen ih flopped in the sensory room. Ih left ymb half a stoind yrly for tu haqfqf moar time for telephone tu G·˙·C·˙·.
. Ih telephoned G·˙·C·˙· @6:57€ soe azz not tu clash wiqf a teli programme: "Ih can't help wiqf dhat"; hee wuld not like tu make doo sinj mee; while iwz fore:tellyng an yrm time, the jabber-port packed up.
—•••—2012`4`18W Ih woke up @6¢08, which be a good bit too yrly. 9¢42; preparation. Iwz on the pf ymb 2. Ih must h`spent 3sd in the bath!
. Ih got dhere in good time , and soon got tu wyrk on mnt. When ih h``dun moast of the the c?=? mnt, G·˙·C·˙· in:formed mee `t s1 ?zDuffy alredy dyde dhem. Ih dydnt get far wiqf the a`l report. In c`l, ih learnt `t the secretary shuld start wiqf June not April; soe ih h``tu scrap it. The Tr`r's report and the almoner's report wr deferred xCOZ sume figures wr wroñ. It wasnt near:ly azz bad azz ih feared; bad but not dhat bad.
. 3 GLB came €u NML
—•••—2012`4`19H Ih got aot in good time. When ih got dhere, mygh pricjorityh was get the rtl apparel redy tu shifft. In the course of the job, ih faond the c`l mnt from `y`2011. The dis:uzed floppoward will be of use azz a wash-bag. The shifftance yz still a consummate bluddyqx nujsance.
. Ih hahd sume stuff tu utter. zAthP settf the tone wi the relehuhant passyj, and mygh shpeel sudden:ly seemed complete:ly aot of place. We hahd good madhel.
. D`wr ordyrs tu ful:fyll: for :^:Fr717 and for TM_A·˙·A·˙·. zSRo hahd an interest in BTH azz sheez the ?`D of :^:Fr717 and the action in TM_A·˙·A·˙· yz her passyj thru the Drapes. Ih clear:ly remembre dooyng up the books for :^:Fr717, soe where was the pacj:ment? G·˙·C·˙· denyghed mooqfyng it, but clear:ly it was mooqfed. Soe hoo dyde it? Azz an experiment, ih aasked zSRo tu wyrk aot where the keeqx was. Shee wyrked it aot. G·˙·C·˙· was a:wecj, soe the report h`tu be next week.
. When ih hahd the ordyr for TM_A·˙·A·˙·, zAlLu was a:wecj. zSRo conuhecjed zKtan hoam and mee tu Hammer:Smith. zKtan quhite un:bidden bore mygh bag tu the karr. Ih declared mygh recent dis:kuqfers at 14^`° & 24^`°.
. Ih shaqfed m`self bcoz iwz soe fed up wi brissl. The shaqfe-ark yz broken & jagged on 2 upper corners; ih need tu replace it. …AJS.
—•••—2012`4`20F Ih goy tu paper:fuck: MdMcDd was busyh wiqf 1 of the others. Ih hahd 2 pize & a dose of coffee at Tregesers. Ih must doo less coffee aot:dowrs. Tu Portobello Road. In the shop riht of the shop iwz goeyng tu loe boxxes sewtable for the shaqfe-ekwype:ment. The arks ih desire are 22pk95. Ih dydnt haqfqf dhat much on mee soe ih got a box for shaqfe-ekwype:ment , took it hoam , and feched oof for the clear ark.
. When iwz bt tu take the ark hoam, HC r`up 2:49 heewz at the haose; meet at CNLBG 37s. Pater r`up @5¢17 Brrkbeck 22m09. HC goy s`where tu meet s1ellse wunce hee suffycient:ly amused him:self wi mygh prezznce.
. Ih cleared in-box space. SM fm LD 19`4`2012_18¢59 Hi A`k[,] pls cawal asap[] Ih got the ark hoam dhen got it in:tu action. AHE turned up while iwz on the job. Hee needed a loan - what ellse?!
. Ih telephoned LD @8%% 1^17m06 woe wiqf Crow in great detacjl till LD h``tu goe leak. Ih telephoned LD @10%% NR. LD cawaled mee @10:06€ shee aasked mee tu telephone her azz sheewz loaw on speechotext 17s. Ih telephoned LD @xp10€ and shee h``tu goe leak qxgen 1m18.
Ih telephoned LD @HP10€ 42m24 afore haqfqfyng tu goe leak the fyrst time, LD spoke of what Crow seddf bt Paul , what be it?: scool~gyrls; nao tyz clear LD yz stecjyng wiqf Paul the basogger; the scool~gyrls tale yz total dog-shit; Crow hazz it in for basoggers in general; in ?2010, Crow buttered up Paul bcoz hee wanted a basogger; Crow hyghred a cheapo studio & a hope:less siññer eeqfn Qfee, and the project was a flop; Crow blamed Paul for the fecjlure; Paul pointed aot the junk:ness of Crow's choyces soe Crow returned fyghr azz yz hyz wont;
; Crow pecjnted the bed-room dark blue (ih gess when hee landed LD in the bin or was shee talkyng bt the prehuhi flat?), which yz depress:ly; hee wanted tu pecjnt the room black and get black sheets; ih mentioned s1ellse wiqf dhat preference (Gareth); LD gessed `t it be s1 on the Pagan Scene:
; ih aasked LD whedher shee engagjed Crow in conuhersation short:ly afore goeyng tu Paul's abode azz a false trecjl: noe; hao:eqfr shee dyde make an effyrt tu concele her location; shee expected tu be back in a dacj but it goy wroñ;; prezznt:ly ih hahd noe moar speechotext.
LD h``nt kuqfered it enugh 11:12€ shee spoke in depth rem Paul the basogger: Melanye mudhyr of Tristan - Paul dydnt haqfqf much interest in her but stecjed wiqf her for Tristan's sake; mudhyr of Jakogg; Paul yz alz redy tu help Jakogg but hazz jack-shit time for Tristan dhoe Tristan liqfqfeth s`where near Stag Street Station; prezznt:ly Paul came hoam soe LD got off the telephone; 14mnt.
—•••—2012`4`21R Iwz dooyng laund at sun-up. Dhen ih cleaned clean-site cloathes. Prezznt:ly ih felt too worn aot tu doo another load. Ih dyde food. While iwz washyng mygh hands, Pig:Wit inuhited mee in dhere. Soe ih goy dhere - bit of a bluddyqx ridiculös time tu be goeyng tu bed.
. Pig:Wit goy aot for hyz craniosacral appoint:ment. Ih fell a:sleep. Ih woke up , and goy tu l`room wiqf the intention of uzyng the wash-basin. Ih fell a:sleep. Mr:Barry lookked thru the dowr, shit. Dhen hee uzed the washo, shit.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Pig:Wit goy tu bed. Summnk probably a liññk from Life:Site led mee tu furdher studye of the nàtsies. Dhis time raond, ih got real in:formation after awal dheez cjears! Eliza came tu the doör. We stood aot:side for bt half a stoind, and shee talked a stream of nuts:ness. The naatsies wuld kill her azz kwyke azz look at her. And Pig:Wit for dhat matter. And mygh life-expectancy wuldnt be a stack better.
. Tu Croak^Fold. Ih dyde scribal:rye. SM from LD _7PM22:10 _4¢39 Iwz jusst [nao] thynkyng, Sat (dacj 3 of haññoqfer) Crow will be more un:well & nerhuhes on edge. Barney, ih don't cnow if =dha can drop off some phenergan in hyz letter-box (flat 4) Ih don't [cnow] whedher =dha can =and ih hate tu aask. Crow yz ridiculös but ime wyryhed bt Dud:leyh. Pls txt & let mee cnow[.] Ih will tricj & cawal =dhee xxx[]
. LD r`up @5t11€ 15m03 shee wanted tu make sure `t Crow yz ekwyped azz soon azz poss which meaneth fyrst thiññ tm; shee kudnt talk open:ly for fear of kinndlyng Paul's anger for Paul seemeth tu hate Crow.
. SM from LD _1¢07 Dear Barney[,] thank =dhee for the chat. Hao refreshinng tu talk tu =dhee. =Dha seemeth tu be thriqfyng moar sinnce =dha ?=began cleanyng =dhye flat =and bathyng moar! _[] dhis mj must be rem the conuhersation LN. SM from LD _3¢18 Dear Barney[,] pls remembre tu txt Sarah =and tu take [tu] Furry sume crunch|eat|s xxx[] Dhis too yz from LN.
. SM from LD _0¢39 Oh A`k[,] it was a fecjr:ly loññg txt secjyng hao good it was tu talk tu =dhee =and hao =dha holp clear mygh head bt Crow. It was refreshinng hao well =dha_be _[]
—•••—2012`4`22S 1. Tu G^Munch. A neat:ly turned aot man attempted tu bum "10 pence" off mee. Ih told him `t mygh suppliqxe yz short, and hee seddf 10 pence? What a cheek! And heez not the wyrst an can meet on LBG. Ih shuld h`told `t hee lookked better off `n ih soe if enfnk the flow of cash shuld be the other wecj.
. Tu Tree khemog (beside Select Shop) for Fenergen: it was shut. Tu the khemog on GoldPlop: shut! When ih got hoam, ih felt a bit crud in the head from beyng aot in the cold. Soe cold on 22^` of April?! Ih dyde sume scribal:rye dhen took salicylic acyd.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy & Patrick wr dhere. Ih spoke of the stuff bt the nàtsi_p¤ ih redde ;:D, but ih felt too sick at it tu be clear; per:haps mid-week. Dhey left in r` half a stoind. naatsi_p¤ NWO; Patmos13. Ih came oqfer kweer raond bt HP8€ soe ih goy hoam tu get oqfer it. mc HC xt6€ 6:14€ 6:29€ mc_LD_6:37€;
mc HC 6:40§ 7:20€.. SM fm LD _9PM11¢51 _19¢47 Iqfe hahd probs wiqf Paul[:] whilst iwz =endeqfyryng tu txt =dhee LN, hee became angry [,] =and knocked A_LOT of mygh uherye .clean cloathes toiletries etc off a shelfyth unit. I'd spent time & patience [on] arrangjyng dhem. Hugj raow real:y up:settinng. Heewz beyng soe un:reasonable.[]
. Tu Sahi's Cychen. While iwz a:wajtyng food, ih nipped in:tu Select Shop. Rychard Kaajgy was at the caonter. Hee borywed 2bPd from mee bcoz the price of whiskye h``been in:creased.
—•••—2012`4`23M MD. Tu the khemog on Gold:Bloom Road: noe Fenergen in stock. Tu Paul's pharmacy which yz furdher up Gold:Bloom Road: the khemogger (Paul or yz the name left oqfer from a prehuhi oawner?) won't issugh Fenergen sinj cnowyng what medication the patient yz on; bum odyr, ih expected tu get the job dun kwyke:ly.
. Tu Sitara. The junction was taped off and a:liqfe wiqf shslop. Ih aasked a ploddak what was up: accydent. D`was a shit-load of shslop in attendance for an accydent. Ih goy tu P`Land for bt a stoind. The junction was still taped off and a:liqfe wiqf shslop. D`was a Zbryz truck at jusst east of the junction where it was at the aot:set, and d`wr shslop examinyng it.
. Ih headed for the pet-shop dhen for:got what iwz at and goy hoam. zAlJo r`up @5¢28 1m28 tu make sure `t iwz takyng part in H·˙·R·˙·A·˙· on Friggog. HC r`up @6:41€ 1m19 heewz goeyng tu Big:Muck NHG. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih wasnt in tune wiqf goeyng tu Big:Muck.
—•••—2012`4`24T Tu Eat-Well Cabin. Dhis time ih spotted the bean form of the wrap. Tu Sitara; ih bawt another gigantic clear ark , and statim took it hoam. Getyng it thru the room doör was not easyh.
. Tu Wit^Fluff. Emny wasnt dhere. Raanah twittered her uzuhal not-fanatic stuff. The ín:junction gennst takyng Zhydoffs & krs azz frennds. D``z noe such rule gennst ? pagans. Shee shuldnt symply treat mee azz a frennd, shee shuld pump her relijjon at mee. noe compulsion; nor shuld d`be neglect of preachance. Ih ínuhited her tu consider becymyng pagan: the basis of her relijjonal conhuhictujon yz fear of hell~fyghr, and if shee becymeth pagan, shee will be free of the fear. Shee felt soar afrecjd at the mention of hell~fyghr, soe the communication wasnt a success.
. Ih goy tu PJ pizzoggerye largj:ly bcoz of dheyr deal `2 for Tewog`. After food, ih goy tu Croak^Fold for tu get the jabber-ports tgedhr for charrjance. Ih came oqfer too floppose tu goe tu Pig:Wit's abode soe ih reddf `Numerologye of 2012` on iPhone. After a bit of dhis, the time was 11%%, time tu settle daon for the niht.
—•••—2012`4`25W MdMcDd raozed mee ymb HP10. Hee came back at a sewtable interuhal. The skygh was pissyng daon; soe much for the recycle-station td. Ih dyde scribal:rye. The gardeners dyde dheyr thiññ, probably wiqf noe enthusiasm in the recjn.
. Tu the steps tu doo up mygh boots. The doör was open soe ih kiked the new pecjnt-wyrk: dark green. Ih got in:tu conuhersation wiqf the pecjnters.
. Ih dyde wyrk on the boodle. The fyrst gigantic ark was nao full, and soe it was real haard tu get thru the room doör. Dzàstre: ih kudnt see where iwz goeyng , and stepped on summnk `t shuld h`been on the heater or the winndow-ledge. It was the uhase from 5th Dimension; shit-fart puke-poo. It was dhere r`10^^ dhen societyh destrocjed it. Ih took the sherds tu the far side of the garden.
. A steqfn: MdMcDd & Joseph O`Sweat. The post:man complajned `t mygh box yz ym:possybl, which in deed it yz. D``z a cleaner on Moonog. Ih dyde moar wyrk. Tu PJ pizzoggerye. Ih got the jabber-ports redy dhen goy tu Pig:Wit's abode.
. SM frfm LD _23`4`2012_11PM50¢41 _0¢49 Furry crunchies?[]
—•••—2012`4`26H MdMcDd raozed mee ymb MD. D`was sun-shine, soe ih walked bt the garden , and dyde cogytation rem the nàtsi_p eeqfn the idea `t it jusst happened sinj conspiracy - the idea must appeal tu ppl what are in essential agree:ment wiqf the nàtsi_p but wuld neqfr admit it e`g` Will$.
. Ih dyde scribal:rye, sume left oqfer from lasst cjear. AHE r`up @3¢04 heez short of oof qxgen; E`T`A 17mnt; 1mnt. Hee reached the haose @3¢47 - 43mnt; hee settf aot late bcoz of billders at hoam ,and was delacjed. Wee dyde coffee in l`room. Prezznt:ly hee h`tu goe tu the collegj.
. Ih got speechotext 7:03€ 1m46.. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @7:22€ AS 56s. Ih telephoned LD @7:24€ NR. Next item be food. HC r`up @8:09€ 1m34 heewz in Big:Muck NHG; iwz busyh wiqf preparation.
. The place was riht cold, soe the bath:room was riht cold (heatyng it wuld be cost:ly). Ih got the iPhone in:tu action (alredy swichched on) and d`was noe connexion tu the seruher. And iwz sleepyqx. Soe ih bedded daon preparation can awal happen tm.
—•••—2012`4`27F MD22. Scribal:rye; complete @1¢01. Splash seemed tu take an excess:ly time. A:bord the HCL trundle, ih figured `t ih started off 22mnt behind time but thanks tu BST ih dydnt cnow it. Ih notyced 5BST a:bord the trundle in Stag Street Station - 1:01till4PM soe iwz from socks tu station wi:in 3¢%. Soe yghdher splash was un:uzuhal:y kwyke or miracle took place.
. The 3 candidates wr in the mid-space (absurd:ly labeled ~Membre*z Room~) G·˙·C·˙· was standyng in azz 3^` deacon (hee opened the dowr) and zAthP was standyng in azz 2^` deacon. When wee trooped aot for the GF Temple, wee got the rtl. D``z a lot less tu learn and noe resemblance tu aor rtl. Iwz cpn of the 1^` **a*e, zAthP was cpn of the 2^` **a*e, and G·˙·C·˙· was cpn of the 3^` **a*e. Wee ran thru it, sinj which d`was noe hope of getyng it riht, and wee awal dyde it from memorye.
. SM from zAthP _0¢15(presume:ly BST) (&_9AM32¢13) Dear [name], Ih regret mygh aot:burst and apologe [for it]. It's =frustratyf when ih cnow hao excellent =dha_yz in some areas and in others =dha jusst don't seem tu regystre the importance. For in:stance, will ih eeqfn cnow if =dha receyqfe dhis text or eemzl when ih send =tu_dhee the ritual, as yr pattern has uzuhal:y been not tu respond, despite requhests tu doo soe. Noe matter, ih =shuld not haqf addressed =dhee in the manner ih dyde; rather, I shuld thank =dhee for teachyng mee patience etc. Ih doo hope =dha feel better soon. Athena[]
<_5tMN And ih shuld h`remembred tu report the need of replace:ment at L<> of Í`ion. Soe d`be plentyh of c**** & excrescences. Blessed Be![]
—•••—2012`4`28R SM from zAthP _9:== Plentyh [of] c**** & excrescences in deed - and dhere alwz seem moar tu dis:kuqfer! Will eemzl [the] rite later dhis eeqfnicg azz am aot awal dacj.[]
. @MD ih commenced the effyrt tu get a back-pack for the rtl apparel. Ih kiked Pad`gn per:chance d`be summnk sewtable dhere: nuffnk. Dhen ih remembrf a luggagj shop on EWR, soe ih goy dhere: nuffnk sewtable. Ih walked furdher, and came tu Argos. Ih spent a loññg time on examinyng dheyr back-packs. Awal the mezhre:ments are in cruddometric soe ih h``tu wyrk aot the dimensions in stead of jusst readyng dhem. And yw can't handle the goods soe tyz a bit pot-luck. Ih walked furdher , and came tu Mindels: ah dhis shuld be the business, ih remembrf it from the 70s.
. In Mindels ih encaontyred a gobbosmack degree of dim:ness. Hennce:forth ih cawal dhem Mind:less. HC r`up @2¢25 where?: EWR; meet up in Pret; 1m04. Ih bawt the biggest back-pack dhey hahd eeqfn 17``; not satisic but better `n jack.
. On the wecj tu Pret, loe Blue Club, soe ih goy in dhere. Well vvxx mee, better back-packs. ih h``nt seen the load at the far end. Ih bawt a back-pack for 65bPd. Ih shuqfqfed the preuhi purchase in:tu it.
. HC reached Pret 2mnt after ih. AHE r`up @3¢36 where?: Pret; headyng dhidhdher; 2m57. mc AHE 4¢58. 5¢20 hee duzznt cnow Hard Rock; hee figured `t hee best stick tu the shoppyth heewz at; 6m36. mc6:39€.
. Prezznt:ly a Bojo bus came a:loññg, and we ín:stant:ly encaontyred a stranj aspect: the conductor duzznt read the tickets, we h`tu present dhem tu the mysheen. HC liketh the desiñn bcoz heez a fan of Bojo, which yz stranj for s1 hoo yz soe praod of cnowyng what be what; or yz dhat attitude the hygh road tu delusion?! It yznt azz well lit azz RT & RM; HC liketh the spot~lyghts bie which tu read; heez ingeniös at hyz fan:hud.
. We goy tu WocgKei. Ih kudnt remembre what ih uzed tu haqfqf dhere soe ih hahd munc~style qfej wiqf rice: real good, soe it be what ih haqfqf dhere from nao on.
. We stood at the near:bie bus-stop for tu get a Bojo bus back but nune shewed up. Ih figured `t dhey park dhem @6. After a nuts:ly loññg wajt, HC aasked a driqfer: ih got it riht. We walked tu xf Street. Bummer: Red Qfej yz noe moar - the haose yz noe moar, the dicjabolical state demolyshed it tu mMmK space for recjl fascizzm.
. From xf Street, we goy tu Big:Muck NHG; we wr dhere till clozance. Ih goy hoam , and final:y placed mygh purchases in the recent:ly-bawt clean:ness bag. mc All:bert Crop-Circle 10:04€ & :17.
—•••—2012`4`29S Pig:Wit cckk tu the winndow ymb 3; dhis was definyte:ly time tu get up. And we goy tu hyz abode. We wahched sume of a uhideo on Hitler & SJ. Ih pauzed it twice for madhel. Duggy cckk in, soe dhat topic was oqfer for the while. Ih goy tu Croak^Fold tu doo sume of the wyrk ih meant tu doo cjD.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy was a:wecj (probably hoam) and ??z?? was dhere. ??z?? goy hoam at a sensybl time, and iwz dhere oqfer niht.
—•••—2012`4`30M Pig:Wit was redy for sleep wunce the skygh was lyght. Ih took the fresh:ly charrjed jabber-ports hoam. Wyrk.
. Ih comported the letter-box; it was well horrybl qxgen. 2 crissog-cards (Stepanoff & Ruth) - tyz dhat loññg sinnce ih lasst comported it?! A letter from Atos dated 06`1`2012 `t ih hahd an appoint:ment on 27`1`2012, and a letter from JCP azz if iwz dhere for the appoint:ment and got thru it good.
. Ih swichched on the mecjn jabber-port. SM _7¢50 All:bert rhaññ ;:d - noe aansyr![] Soe ih telephoned him 9¢07 beyng dumped bie NK; ih don't haqfqf much interest in NK's tax affecjrs;; the difficultyhs wi telephone; All:bert picked up on the lack of current , and propozed tu rectifygh it; bF. Ih got the jabber-port back in:tu action. SM _10¢27 Batterye flat?[] All:bert r`up @9¢52 12m38 heez keen tu rectifygh the e*suppliqxe; hee hahd Friggog mega:ly in mind; it was left open-end:ed. Hee r`up @10¢47 tu sort aot sume for:get:ly detecjl 3m06. mc HC 11¢43 & 11¢53.
. HC cckk tu the dowr ymb HPMD. MdMcDd turned up while iwz staggeryng up the steps. HC & ih goy tu CNLBG for 2tu3sd - hee hahd an appoint:ment tu doo wiqf balloonerye @?3. Loe Loññg Streak of Piss fechyng Tory leaf:lets tu doörs. Hee dydnt spot us.
. Ih goy tu paper:fuck. The cleaner yz not td - hee shee it dhey yz on Wednog, and dhat yz when the command yz uttered! Iwz mis:led. The keeqx tu the gay letter-box: ih don't eeqfn remembre when ih lasst held it. Ih goy tu Store^Stow for the rtl, and iwz dhere till clozance.
. Ih telephoned LD @5p10€ NR. Ih telephoned Crow @HP10€ hee hahd LD on the telephone a lytl while a:goe , and shee broke connexion on him; Dud:leyh yz busyh wiqf beyng a monstyr (good, dhat trubbl yz oqfer wiqf noe ill effect); the wettest draoht for 50°°;
; ih heard mention of District Line - heewz on:bord a trundle; ih seddf A recjlohuhocjce; dhen ih obseruhed `t it yznt a real wyrd - ih made it up - and ime not satisfyghed wi it azz uhocjce yznt real English; the real English for uox yz :steqfn; we got on:tu AS & Old English; bF qxgen! Ih got the jabber-port back in:tu action; 10:40€ AS, duration not shewn. Dhen ih kudnt find the jabber-port; bummer, a job for start of dacj.
—•••—2012`5`01T MdMcDd raozed mee ymb HP10. Soon ih h``tu goe poo. Ih took the BBD wiqf mee soe `t ih kud send a mj while iwz at poo. Poo was kwyke eeqfn leaqfyng noe time for mj. And dhen ih kudnt see the BBD. Dhis was in addytion tu not haqfqfyng the Motorola d¤. Dhis dubl dis:appeerance yz obuhi a spell - dhen a realize:ment: awal such trubbl yz product of spell-craft. Ih got on wiqf the job, and d`was an un:plezznt find: the dead bodyh of a rat. Ih hahd mega:ly noe wyshe tu uhew the bodyh soe d``z noe poss of identifycation Un:expected funeralle.
. The Motorola jabber-port was under the kwylt. The BBD was on the worn-aot wecjst-kote jusst aot:side the cychen. Ih beyng nao ekwyped azz ih shuld be dyde scribal:rye awal dacj.
. SM from LD _1AM44:10 Babes : try Quhicjet Life tablets tu releeqf [from] wuryqx_ irrytabilityh_ stresses & strecjns [It] promotheth natural sleep. [Tyz made of:] Motherwort, hops, passion X flower, lettuce extract, uhalerian extract, uhitB1, uhitB2, nicotinamide.[]
. LD rup @???? life in Paul the basogger's apart:ment; lasst time LD was on the telephone tu mee, Paul the basogger got in:tu a faol mjJj bcoz hee suppozed `t LD was on the telephone tu Crow, and Crow yz persona non grata; Paul in anger cnocced LD's suppliqxes tu the flowr - lip-sticks not wrapped, fake tan (bcoz her legs are pastyqx from not goeyng aot), a fresh:ly opened tub of smedum - 12bPd, and the hoal load was on the flowr; d``z a lesson tu learn; Paul yz less aggro:ful ?n Crow; and Crow yz less aggro:ful `n LD's dad; LD feeleth azz if beyng hit only wunce in 3munnths yz progress; ih re:cawaled A`J`Tapir's report of a stranj gruhp at FMBS cawalyng dhem:self The Teachers; LD faond the tale hygh:ly parallel which yz of course whygh it spraññ tu mind;
; Jakogg's plict: the 2^` dacj of the tricjall; the judge can see thru the prosecution, which are pig fylth copper scum; Jakogg's state of mind: heez a clear transactional ccxx;
; prezznt:ly LD h``tu get off the telephone azz shee hahd only 12mnt left; ih determined `t iwd telephone her after cleanance;
. duryng the cleanance, ih thawt rem a stranj ex:chanj in 2007 _LD: Wuld yw hit mee? _Ih: Not willinng:ly _and LD seemed dis:comfyhted.
. Ih telephoned LD @????
shee aasked hao ih be; shee spoke at great lecgth rem BonyMendel eeqfn the need of expunction ;:`of; cancell the fK appoint:ment or uze it tu express dis:like;
; ih aasked LD rem the stranj ex:chanj; it be the wyrk of Dwarfo; LD turned a:wecj from mee not bcoz sheewz ***:******t** but bbbx sheewz perturbed `t dhey miht driqfe mee tu ******* her;
; we arrangjf tu meet up on Friggog; €
—2012?5?02W 3:42. Pig:Wit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Well, ih still wasnt real:y up, soe ih goy dhere azz festeryng a:wecj in hyz abode dydnt seem wyrse ?n festeryng a:wecj in mygh abode. Not at awal alredy it yznt <>much<> wyrse: Pig:Wit jumped daon mygh throte in-stead of wacjtyng a mnt tu hear mygh thawt. Ih bichcharsed him summnk monumental. Ih kud real:y h?dun wi:aot it.
—•••—2012`5`03H Iwz awake at sun-up soe ih determined tu start getyng redy forth:wi. Dhen ih fell a:sleep.. Ih swichched on the iPhone, and it seddf 12:00 mg 11o'clock; a good mnt tu log on tu AJS.. Preparation was complete @1¢36. Ih harked the rest of AJS. dhen shogged off.
. Ih stode the openance on bord the trundle. Iwz in HxH in good time for C`l. zStaple wasnt dhere, soe the C`l h``tu be conuhenede qxgen after O·˙·L·˙·. Ih flaw:less:ly remembrf the openance - the importance of Preparation. zAthP reddf aot her 5 quhestions. Silence. Soe ih aansyred the quhestion Which offycer ??: The J·˙·W·˙·: the *** at its ******** and ***-***y*; boath are rem beyng ******x. Cjecj a contribution. Ih nodded off a few time (3 4 or 5) duryng the madhel, but it mattered jack azz ih hahd a contribution. Clozance: ih remembrf awal but the candle part; ih aasked the Director in-stead of fumblyng for it. Ime getyng good at it.
. D`was a prospect at F·˙·B·˙·: Kenneth which yz Rozicrucian but not hard core. zAthP & ih ex:chanjed thawts wiqf him; total:y sewtable. We h``tu quhit aor talkance wiqf him for tu conclude the C`l shnizzle.
. zSRo was a:wecj for the election malarkey soe d`was noe lyft. Ih walked tu the station , and hahd a perfect:ly good jurnyh hoam. Hao:eqfr tyz much moar fun wiqf her companye.
—•••—2012`5`04F Lunch-time or soe; the effect of LD's cawal on Wednog niht still yznt off. Ih goy tu the postostow in Pad`gn for oqf. Weyrd postostow: d``z a ticket-system like in a doal place. Ih got ticket 19. The settupp yz un:necessary:ly mekhanistic, but the space yz open-plan, soe on balance tyz good.
. Ih dydnt feel like goeyng tu the Natural Health Centre, mygh origynal intention. Enfnk simylar in the West End? Noe (ih don't caont Holland & Barrett - tyz a crud-stream business cateryng tu the health-freak market), soe ih ambled hoam.
. In:tu the garden. MdMcDd cawaled mee, and ih ran tu the frunt of the haose. Coffee. Ih expressed mygh in:tense dis:plezhre at the theft of the white stool, and ih stated `t the junk be still dhere. Hee s``t Cris*M spotted a keeqx on the use:less former speako soe telephoned MdMcDd for aduhice, and MdMcDd told him tu leaqf ceecj & speako. D``z noe explanation of the other peeces of junk.
. Ih took a bottle tu the recycle-station near the shop-up-steps. On the wecj back, ih seeri thawt of goeyng tu the shslop-station. Loe MdMcDd headyng hoam. Mygh thawts tumbled aot of mygh head. MdMcDd dydnt seem tu tKKu it seeri. Ih figured `t iwz too un:stable tu speak tu shslop. Ih furdher figured `t briññyng aggro on Cris*M wuldnt be good; tyz haard tu handle the idea `t heewd doo summnk soe scum:ly.
. LD wasnt bt the place despyght the tryst from t01`5`2012. SM tu her @HP7€ Miaow Stripy!
Where be dha?
Ime in the garden x[]
. Ih wanted tu bed daon but iwz hungry. Ih dydnt feel like eatyng oats. Soe ih goy tu Sahi's Cychen , and hahd a big plate-load (7pkp). Back hoam, ih dyde scribal:rye till iwz too sleepyqx tu doo anyh moar. A mj came tu the BBD, and iwz too sleepyqx tu read it.
—•••—2012`5`05R The SM LN zAthP _22¢47 Well dun for cymyng tu the F·˙·B·˙· and talkyng wiqf the prospectyf cdd ;:d.[] Not exact:ly a major acheeqf:ment; odd thank.
. HC came tu the dowr ymb 1. The dacj was alredy in duwwt, and dhis was the end of anyh hope of makyng good use of it. Hee shogged off for a stoind `t ih get redy. Ih stecjed clean-site fit bbbxZ ih h``gonn tu the bodhdher of stecjyng clean-site fit oqfer niht dhoe it was clear ?t ih wasnt dooyng enfnk `t requhireth such fit:ness. Ih dyde scribal:ry between getyng redy and HC's return.
. Pig:Wit cckk tu the garden in quhest of mee; recjn ? pour. A mnt later, hee cawaled aot `t Max Keiser was on teli; cjea great, tell mee what ime missyng. HC & ih goy tu CNLBG till clozance. Dhen tu G^Munch. HC hahd a stranj need tu goe tu Big:Muck NHG. Hee borded a TJ, and ih walked hoam.
. At the haose, ih stood a:side `t a lady & a dog walk sinj confusion. At dhis point, Pig:Wit turned up; bummer, ih jusst wasnt up tu it. Heewz goeyng tu NHG, and the dowrs wr open. Ih chanjed in:tu haose-duds dhen dyde scribal:rye. The mj from LN be from o2 rem cawals a:broad; what an anti-climax.
. SM from LD 7PM11¢25 Can =dha =stash that txt sent on 22`4`2012 thanks xx[] And ih stashshed it. SM from LD _20¢09 Sorry ih dydnt see =dhee ystdy B*[.] Ide been cryhyng a lot stomakh pecjns[.] =Duzz Furry got her crunches cjet? X[]
—•••—2012`5`06S 1¢24. Tu Select Shop for M^Malt. Loe MdMcDd; hee remarked `t iwz back tu the old cloathes. Ih explajned it: the good cloathes are only for aot & bt not for bt the haose. Furdher ih told summnk ih thawt like a mnt back: the traozers are soe shlock dhey ecjnt wyrth the price of soap. D`wr 3 packs of M^Malt.
. Pig:Wit shewed up , and bade mee cyme tu hyz abode, soe ih goy tu hyz abode azz ih wasnt dooyng much use:ful in mygh abode. Hee carryhed on jabberyng a:wecj when `American Dad` was on teli. Ih goy aot bcoz endeqfyryng tu hear tely or radio oqfer s1 at bledher yz a pecjn.
. Ih took a DS shoulder-bag. D`was summnk in it: a copye of the certifycate of mj:s LD sent when sheewz aot of her tree. Ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu take it back. Tu G^Munch. It was shut ymb 10mnt yrly. Ih got 6 samosaes. After a good spin in the racj-uqfqfn, 1 was hot and d`was ice in the other 5. Racj-uqfqfns are of limyted use:ful:ness. Ih alsoe got a tin of Rock-Star E`D. At the bus-stop near Confusion Sq, the tin was aot of the bag and on the road. When ih got back, ih checked the bag: the certifycate wasnt dhere. Ih commenced cerch for it , and faond it almoast statim eeqfn near the tree 5`` in:tu Confusion Sq; fittinng dhat.
. Back tu Pig:Wit's abode ymb MN - iwz a:wecj a stoind&aHalf - it dydnt feel like it. Ih thawt of uzyng the computer oqfer niht, but ih got sleepyqx.
—•••—2012`5`07M Soon after ih woke up, Pig:Wit cckk in seech of mee; 1¢33. Tu hyz abode. Prezznt:ly Eliza the Luny turned up. Pig:Wit shame:less:ly shmoozed her `t nizzle gyrls are better `n English & Irish gyrls. Dhen hee spoke of Rjemke , and s``t Rjemke`z blud gyltyqx (hee mKKKf faol accuzation soe wild:ly `t tyz not eeqfn an índycation). Eliza the Luny piped up `t sheez blud gyltyqx. Shit vvxx eek! exit soon, of which iwz glad.
. Duggy came a:loññg azz dhey 2 hahd arrangjed tu goe swimmyng tgedhr. Soon dhey wr a:wecj. Ih dyde wyrk on the set of book-marks.
. Ih feched the jabber-ports for charrjance. Afore ih goy back tu 38A, ih got food. Tacjeb came hoam while iwz at eat. When ih took the jabber-ports tu #38, the FD was locked. Soe ih took dhem tu l`room in-stead. Fun`Beam feched her wash:ment from the washo.
—•••—2012`5`08T MdMcDd raozed mee ymb MD. The dog-shit appoint:ment yz on the 10th not td; dhey are fuckyng wiqf mygh head. MdMcDd got tu wyrk on chanjyng letter~box. Haqfqfyng gotten the gay thicg off the wawal, hee h``tu get a new 1.
. Tu paper:fuck for tu see bt getyng the White Stool back. Ejuay reckoned `t the Stool was destrocjed in Hertfrd:shire later on Thunrog. iwz bitter:ly critical of the hoal settupp. Ih sat in the garden of #30 , and thawt bt the dzàstre. The culp settled in:tu place, and a plan of action took shape.
. Ih goy back in:tu paper:fuck for tu aask bt m`shype. It xMff `t dhere yz noe m`shype procedure. Hao odd `t Nacjer & Cris*M dydnt cnow it - dhey h``tu look it up, and it yznt stated.
. MdMcDd came back wiqf a new letter-box. The picture on the CB box yz of a white letter-box - kewl. The letter-box in the CB box be dark grecj - poo. Hee s``t ih shuld h`specifyghed white; an shuld be uyy tu inferr it from mygh choyce of cloathes and from mygh much-uttered hate of goffic; d``z too bluddyqx much goeyng on, which fact ih dydnt mention.
. Tu Wit:Fluff. Ih for:got tu tKKu the jabber-port. D`was noe1 dhere. Ih kudnt uhew the time, but ih gessed `t iwz excess:ly yrly. Prezznt:ly ih goy tu Gold:Bloom Road for pizzog; ih ate quharter of it on the wecj back, future reference. Loe Bronnwen; ih cawaled her, and shee gazed at mee. Shee parked her:self a:top the stecjr oppozyte the Wit:Fluff haose for tu get sun-shine.
. Prezznt:ly it was clear `t Wit:Fluff wasnt takyng place heer td. Ih goy hoam , and finyshk the pizzog in the garden. Loe a skwyrel eatyng leaqfz. Skwyrels NL liqf on nuts.
. PigWit turned up. All:bert Crop-Circle r`up @6:11€ for tu madhel the lecí; PigWit took mygh attention wi xMjJ irrelehuhant; ih reddf aot the metere; PigWit horrifyghed mee bie aaskyng per:missujon tu trap skwyrels; ih hollered at him , and cawaled him a nàtsi ; ih don't cnow what All:bert made of it - the batterye gaqfe up. PigWit s``t hyz anti skwyrel attitude was bcoz a skwyrel chased a rudduk. Rudduks can flycj. Oe cjea, dhatts riht. Sume:hao PigWit talked mee in:tu gannyng tu hyz abode. Ih charrjed the jabber-port while at it. Iwz dhere till MN08.
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2012`5`09W HC r`up @MD39 heewz on the wecj tu the haose 49s. PigWit turned up. Not goeyng tu hyz abode azz HC & ih wr hookkyng up. PigWit aasked for help wiqf luggyng a pallet tu the bin-shed of #38; ih lugged it dhidhdher, and dhatt was dhatt. The wajt got a bit much so ih dyde scribal:rye. @2¡33 ih uhewed the jabber-port: mc HC MD57 & 1¡09.
. SM tu HC @2¡45 Ear, what became of dhee? Still bt the place?[] Hee r`up statim, and the jabber-port packed up. It dhen dyde weyrd:ness; well poo.
. HC came tu CroakFold. Heewz in CNLBG , and hopyng `t iwd wyrk aot tu goe dhere. Dhen was the messyj hee sent from CNLBG _16¡27 Cjea! Was headyng back tu dhee from coffee place[] Wee goy tu hyz abode, and huññ aot wiqf Furry for a while.
. HC & ih goy tu a coffee-stow real near:bi; dhere till clozance. Hee reddf aot a load of channel rem DS. Ih fell a:sleep. At clozance, hee propozed goeyng tu a pub. Dhen hee d`tu goe tu a pub in Willes:den. Wee walked tu the station, dhen hee d`tu goe tu Big Muck NHG. Ih goy hoam.
. Ih walked bt the garden bcoz ih felt dissaled. The time wiqf HC wasnt proper inter:action, it was summnk like a sermon.
. All:bert r`up @9*37 hee aasked a great deal bt the metere & the sockets; hee aasked of mee tu test the system ; ih will so per-chance it h`gonn riht in the 3^^ sinnce sabotage; 14m06.
—•••—2012`5`10H MdMcDd raozed mee @MD21. OmoAi was wiqf him xCOZ td be intrusion dacj. The appoint:ment at PMMC h``been cancelled - well dun TH & FM!
. The pecjnters wr in dheyr qfan , and spotted mee from the other side of the road. We nattered a:wecj for a while nu q?sd. Dhen dhey wr boath on telephone. 1 seddf Let's goe for bunch. T?other seddf Cjea, shee duzz dhat awal the time.
. HC rup @MD59 hee wanted tu hook up in CNLBG; ih hahd a job tu doo eeqfn get another ark; hee suppozed ?t ih h??tu get tu Shepherd's Bush; ih putf him riht dhen cF. Ih got the jabber-port in:tu action , and telephoned him 1:02, and it packed up qxgen. And dhen of course hee shewed up at the dowr. Tu CNLBG. A fuck-head from Tyburn turned up - owe great. Prezznt:ly HC cckk oqfer sleepyqx soe hee goy hoam; hmmm.
. Tu PLand for socks. 4 NiMH cells. A pack of 3 fun?twissts. Ih cckk oqfer floppose soe ih goy tu Store^Stow in-stead of goeyng strecjcjt hoam. Iwz dhere till clozance.
. Pig:Wit cawaled mee from hyz bath-room. Ih left gn3 wiqf fresh:ly charrjed jabber-ports.
—•••—2012`5`11F mc LD MN53 & 1¢¢. SM from LD 00:58:27 Hi a`k tricjed cawalyng [dhee] xx Dyde Furry get her crunchies?[] <_7¢36 Furry hazz a plentyh:ful suppliqxe of crunchies; iwz dhere on Wednog. Hao are Dud:leyh & Crow? xx[] Dhis was a good time tu get up. Ih fell a:sleep.
. 4%%. Ih dyde scribal:rye. SM from LD 6PM09:39 Excellent (furry) xx Crow & Dud:leyh are still lookkyng for a place. Mooqf aot date =Moonog (return keeqxs =Tewog) Oh barney[,] ih dont under:stand whygh =dha dydnt drop Crow off the phenergan? [Dydnt doo what?!] Heewz lecjed up [,] & lost flat =huntsnce time, Dud:leyh & ih wr wuryhed & stressed. Crow was ridiculös ih cnow but.....[]
. Ih got cold. In time un:surprisinng:ly ih got hungry. At 10:47€ ih d`tu haqfqf cheap dinner in the room. If it be a success dhen ih can doo it anyh old time. It be a success. …A`J`S.
. LD cawaled mee at the i:Phone @???? news; only Pig:Wit h`spoken of her; ih kudnt get the bluddyqx stuff: wunce the pharmacyes wr open d`was nune or ih h``tu prohuhide a bunch of in:formation. When ih spoke tu Crow, hee seemed back tu rihts. Heewz soe chipper, ih assumed `t hee hazz noe trubbl of anyh sort. Oh crud, what doo we doo nao?!
—•••—2012`5`12R MD17. Ih telephoned LD @MD39 1^??03 cjet ih haqfqf noe recollection of the cawal - iwz well off form moast of the dacj.
. Ih headed for Portobello Road for tu get a gigantic ark. Ih. cckk oqfer floppose , and reached Thorp Close at rugh:ly the same time. Loe a siñn Jacket Potatoes. Un:sure - ih kudnt see what dhey doo dhem up in. Moe cawaled mee. Hee nao hazz a stawal on Thorp Close on Saturnog, and under the canopye on Sunnog. Ih huññ bt hyz stawal quhite a while, but iwz basic:ly aot of it. Hee bade mee meet him tm.
. Ih goy tu Eat-Well Cabin. It wasnt dhere! Sure:ly Saturnog yz the best dacj for business? D`was a hot-dog stand where ih wunce got an ynion chommp. Ih wasnt up tu placyng the ordyr dhis time. In the end, ih settled for a packet of Cheez Saqfyryqxs from P`Land. S1 twice seddf Eat up. it be Bazz the head-fuck; owe fuccan great; but ih ehuhaded him wiqf ease. Dhen ache settf in:tu mygh head. Ih carryhed on eatyng CS , and walked hoam. Keqfin was goeyng up the steps; hecjlance. Ih bedded daon statim, and iwz a:sleep the rest of the dacj and awal niht.
2012`5`13S 33^^ sinnce ih met Polly the Persian - noe fuss rem it, ih jusst wasnt up tu it. Ih hahd noe salicylic acyd left, super bummer. Ih slept moast of the dacj. QT4, ih final:y felt well. Pig:Wit sawt mee, soe ih goy tu hyz abode. Iwz dhere till gn MN.
—•••—2012`5`14M LD cckk tu the winndow in the after:noon. Shee hahd the 4 chajrs from Crow's abode_ a hold:awal_ 3 modest sack:loads and 2 plaants. Dud:leyh was in 38E, and LD needed a gard while sheewz ministeryng tu hyz needs. Adama.
. LD came back ymb a stoind after goeyng in #38. Sheewz dhere soe loññg bcoz Dud:leyh needed a stack of attention. Dhen shee needed mineral water, and iwz on gard-dewtyh qxgen. Ejuay; tu Barl:Blob.
. LD brawt teeqx for boath of us. We sat up the steps of #36. Fun`Beam goy aot. Sheewz wearyng a surgical màsk bcoz shee hazz an in:fection, or plus rational:y bcoz the in:fection hazz her. LD saw Nick*W\\\on eeqfn on a bicycle , and studias:ly ygnored him, dhis bcoz hee recent:ly sent sume faol mj:s tu LD.
. Ih d`tu shew mygh fecjr:ly new box for shaqfe~items tu LD. When ih got back wiqf it, Ejuay & LD wr in c`n rem the chajrs. Wajtyng for the end was quhite borinng. LD real liketh the box. We nattered at great lecgth, and LD got thru nu 6 fags. Shee liked it better azz time wore on.
. LD aasked Paul the basogger bie SMS whedher hee wanted tu goe hoam wiqf LD when shee took the chajrs dhere bie taxi. It was arrangjed `t dhey set off @HP7€. LD attended tu Dud:leyh, and iwz on gard-dewtyh cjet qxgenn. Joseph O`Sweat re:mooqfed hyz karr; d`was noe trubbl.
. Ih got fed up wi beyng aot in the cold soe ih nipped up tu LD twice. Paul the basogger arriqfed while iwz in 38E. Hee recognized mee from Crow's abode oqfer a cjear a:goe. Prezznt:ly ih goy for tu make sure Pig:Wit dydnt take the goods. Soon Pig:Wit shewed up , and propozed `t ih driññk coffee in hyz abode in stead of standyng aot in the cold. And dhat was dhat for the niht.
—•••—2012`5`15T When it was obuhi ?t stecjyng up wuld be use:ful, ih fell a:sleep. 4¢54! After basic preparation, ih got tu Wit:Fluff 2sd late. Dhis yz still better `n missyng it altgedhr. Raanah s``t d`was karaoke in the game-room, soe we goy in dhere , and ,trew tu form, took noe part. Emny took part. And Jym`Hum.
. Raanah_ Ro:ger_kr & ih got stuck in:tu religion azz uzuhal. Raanah kicked off bie aaskyng whedher the soññs at karaoke be relygional:y law:ful. Ih kudnt relygional:y denaonce the fyrst 2 (shite:ness yznt a relygional graond) dhen `Sune of a Preacher-Man` came on the mysheen. Ih denaonced it azz promothyng trinityh. Ro:ger_kr ,quhite missyng the point of fanatic:ry seddf The soññ hazz nuffnk tu doo wiqf krystianityh. [***] Ih fonndled Emny on the wecj tu the cychen, and shee grinned at mee. Dhis yz probably azz seeri azz it geteth but driññk the teeqx while tyz fresh.
. A fecher at Schnatter Munch s^^t hee uzed tu wyrk in Red Planet , and got fed up wi the mj:ment. And hee s^^t mygh wife was alz frennd:ly & courteös tu him.
—•••—2012`5`16W zMRo r`up @10¢34 shee wyshed `t ih be the 3^` when sheez ruler of HG_AA 4m40. Prezznt:ly ih dyde scribal:rye.
. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold in the after:noon, and we goy tu hyz abode. We madheled Patmos 17 well in:tu niht.
—•••—2012`5`17H Ih dyde a mkjj load of scribal:ry. Tu Pig:Wit's abode ymb 6%%. Heewz surprized `t iwz in North Kens`gn, soe ih told him bt the telephone cawal ;:d. HC r`up @10:34€ 1m28 watch SRW tm. Iwz dhere till the middle of the niht. …A`J`S.
—•••—2012`5`18F 2¢33. Tu Portobello Road. Loe Alice at The Percy; we nattered a good while. Shee wyshed `t shee kud keep the same sort of time azz ih. Ih thynk shee wuld get fed up wiqf it kwyke:ly.
. Eat-Well Cabin was shut for the dacj. Ih got 1 pastyh from Gregg bcoz ih expected `t dhey wrnt hot enugh tu meryt moar. Ih felt like a driññk but not at dheyr prices. Ih goy in:tu Bee Mee. Ella*B spotted mee from aot:side @5¢12; shee waqfed and grinned tu mee dhen got on her wecj; ih gess shee hahd an appoint:ment.
. HC r`up @5¢33 hee h``for:gotten `t iwz soon goeyng tu hyz abode , and was bt tu reach Pret NHG, soe we agreed tu meet up dhere ; ih left Bee Mee duryng the cawal; 1m06. In:tu the shop, and ih bawt a gigantic ark. Getyng it hoam was real easyh.
. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @5t7€ and bF wiqf NR. Ih wanted tu telephone LD but ih figured `t the jabber-port wuld fecjl qxgen. HC r`up @6:16€ for tu find aotwhere ih was: at hoam, tired and bt tu goe tu NHG; 44s.
. Pret at NHG yz twice azz big azz it uzed tu be. Dhis yz bcoz dhey bawt what uzed tu be the fish-moangerye; ime not goeyng tu miss it. HC reddf aot sume Lyght-Wyrker stuff. We wr dhere till clozance eeqfn 8%%. Ih aasked the mnr whedher d``z anyh hope of stecjyng open till 11 (mg 10 while BST yz in force): d`yznt enugh business for it.
. HC & ih goy tu Big:Muck. QHANNAH which yz a kr from Sweden and weareth shades full time. Shee h`been tu numerös places i`g a good few in Scot:land. Shee aasked a stack of q`ns.. After a while, HC got fed up wi it , and aasked her a stack of q`ns.
. Prezznt:ly HC & ih sat wiqf Ro:ger*Mccll & other kr:s at the LH wawal. Ih fell a:sleep! Iwd raadher h`been at hoam. HC woke mee well afore we h``tu shifft tu the RH wawal. Hee griped `t ih dydnt seem tu be dhere.
. HC peruzed >Rense.com<. Hee reddf aot nune of the major peeces. Heez dull of late. We goy tu Tesco, where:in ih haqfqf noe function; don't cnow what hee bawt. We stood at the east:ward bus-stop, and hee aasked bt Dud:leyh & LD. Ih spoke of LD's tendency tu shack up wiqf punchyqx blokes. Ih twigged `t shee got it from her mum. HC borded a TJ tu balloon-Land.
. Ih dropped in on Pig:Wit sodht hee dydnt feel deprihuhed - from 1 kliññ tu another. Ih logged on:tu yahoo. The same matter azz in The Majl; it clear:ly meryteth furdher attention.
—•••—2012`5`19R PigWit came tu CroakFold, and wee goy tu hyz abode. D`was a load of comments tu the report at yahoo. Ih stode black magic. Ih faond aot what black magic yz: magic made from death chi. tyz real:y cjuck; eeqfn readyng bt it yz harm:ful.
. PigWit crashshed aot. Ih told mygh prelimynary find:ment dhen heewz back tu sleep. Hee got up 3 times for weewee, and dhatt was it. Eezar shewed up for tu watch the Chel u~ Bayern machch. Ih told him bt black magic. Short:ly hee chanjed the conuhersation tu al-Islaam, which yz a much plezznter topic. Eezar left soon after the machch, and ih concluded mygh studye.
. SM from LD 00¢53¢46 Dear A`k. Paul [the basogger] notyced [`t] =dha_seemeth different , better in =dhye:self. Hee alsow mentioned [`t] =dha _lookketh much better (I agree) X keep it up =dha _seemeth tu be thriqfyng! =and in time =dhye well beyng will improoqf moar so X[]
—•••—2012`5`20S Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold, and we goy tu hyz abode. Ih dydnt read enfnk rem black magic - ih hahd enuhhf of it ;:d for a uherye loññg time. Eezar came tu the apart:ment. Pig:Wit aasked him tu doo sume repajr on the computer.
. Pig:Wit aasked mee tu sweep up sume rajzins hee dropped on the floör. Pig:Wit yz a bluddyqx maniac: hee sudden:ly d``t Loftus wasnt a nice person , and tore up the only picture of him we hahd. And after ih goy tu such effyrt tu get it off the wawal sinj dammyj; dhis can only be meant azz a wecj of cauzyng offense tu mee; success:ful. Loftus's death yz the cheef reason ih spend soe much time in Pig:Wit's abode. Ih swept up the rajzins , and chucked dhem in the tree-space. Loe Cjeqf.
. Ih returned the dusst:pan & brush , and huññ aot wiqf Cjeqf. Ih washf mygh hands. When ih got back, Alex Hood`Look was dhere. Dhey wr plecjyng a wyrd game on Cjeqf's ihone. ¤??R?E?S ? burleys. Soe wtf yz burleys? A kind of tobacco grown in Kentucky. Ih goy tu G^Munch for food. Ih stecjed till clozance dhen got dinner.
. …A`J`S; hee reported the ccxx dhoe wiqf noe depth of jen.
—•••—2012`5`21M QP11. PigWit cckk tu Croak^Fold, and we goy tu hyz abode. A wyrk:man from up:stecjrs came in for tu aask bt summnk prehuhi. Ih left at dhis point eeqfn QP2.
. Ih got the shaqfe job dun in time:ly fashion. Dhen ih came oqfer too draozyqx tu get clean. Poo crap, after beyng on telephone tu the organizers, ih kudnt get tu it! If ih h``dun the preparation ;:d, ih kud h`gotten tu it.
—•••—2012`5`22T MdMcDd cckk tu the dowr: td be the appoint:ment wiqf RG. Sun-shine; ih lecj on the lawn. Prezznt:ly ih felt ?t it be time tu get up. Dhen MdMcDd hoatf QT1UT. Seeri attack of piññk.
Dhen the meetyrh; ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode for a while afore goeyng tu Wit:Fluff.
. Emny wasnt dhere when ih got dhere 4¢51. Shee shewedf up a good bit later. Prezznt:ly shee propozedf plecjyng wi a bawal in a near:bie park Nowell was frek on it soe ih stecjed in 73C.
. Ih telephoned LD @10¢36 LD aasked hao ih was: iwz quhite well but dhen ih reddf `t ''' in a bad state; sheewz much better `n @5¢57; head-cold, and dhey lachchedf on:tu it;
; what h`been happening?; the meetyth; MdMcDd seemeth keen tu keep Mendel aot of it, probably bcoz hee can doo sinj the aggro;
; Furry; ih wuld cnow dhat if ih h``actuhal:y gotten dhere on Friggog;
; the corridor will be easy*r tu figure wunce ih h`comported recyclandum; LD recommended getyng a smawal rubbish-bin from the Aafghan shop and linyng it wi a recycle-bag;
; LD yz real pleased `t ime well, and shee notyced the improoqf:ment lasst week; ih wundered what led tu it; shee figured `t summnk poo yz gonn, Pepsi being the obuhi thicg; dhen shee thawt of Lady Muck; dhat must be it - tyz the biggest difference;
; the hauntants h`been real horryd: sheez thynkyng of dooyng shuwwr dhen cymyng hoam tm; whedher her lyght was on; €uW late the shop behind the f^^station yz open; Swrrl:Bloom yz open raond the clock; dhey don't doo lec;i till niht - a surprize tu mee; ih goy aot: the lyght was off: short:ly LD felt crud soe h``tu get off the telephone; 42m02.
—•••—2012`5`23W QP1. Ih draññk a tin-load of lemonade , and trotted the lawn. Prezznt:ly ih heard the noize of a lawn-mower beyng feched soe ih got aot of the garden. It turned aot tu be at #34. Tree Wize Men.
. Tu G^Munch. Ih finyshk it on the 4^` step.. Loe Cris*M. Loe Pig:Wit. coffee. Pig:Wit yz beyng put up in 38B till the pecjntance yz dun. The room yz nice:ly pecjnted - mega:ly better `n when LD was dhere. Pig:Wit gaqfe up the defunct prinntarium , and aasked mee tu place it near the bin-shed; soon dun.
. Ih logged on tu A`J`S @11%% , and began preparation statim. The job was complete well afore the end of A`J`S, and ih took in what ih heard; a job well dun.
—•••—2012`5`24H QTMD. HC r`up @11¢52 heewz bt tu reach Hyde Jpark Corner , and was deziras `t ih meet him; iwz bt tu get redy tu get on a trundle; hee propozed tu accom mee on the trundle - holy vvxxjjj SHIT! dhen cF. Noe seruhyce; ih h``neqfr cnown cF tu cyme at a better moment!
. SM tu HC MD07 Well, dhatts different "Noe Seruhyce" - the satellite fecjled. Ime dartyng bt the place dhen goeyng tu the station; not sure what time - ih haqf time in hand but plentyh tu doo.[]
. SM fm HC _13¢14 Ime free and easyh, [name], soe wuld be willinng tu fit raond =dhye mooqf:ments. Kud chat tu dhee if ih went on trundle, wuld symply return tu [=Stag Street or Groqfnr Garden]<` {Not meanyng tu prygh, [name] - jusst haqfqfnt chatted tu dhee in a while}<` Haqfqfyng sume lunch nao. Let mee cnow?<` NanuNanu[]
. SM from HC _15¢04 Current:ly at hoam [cR] Furry missinng[]. SM from LD _19¢51 A`k Pls cawal Asap hauntinngs tricked mee[:] ih h`left a umzl on an RF mobile thynkyng [`t] it =be Cris*M's personal mobile (trubbl for him) Tricjed tu get hoam ?[] Ih telephoned LD @5p1€ NR.
. SM tu LD 3:03€ Cawal the same numbr , and =ploññk mj for other of dhem, nu Pug:Face & =O`Sweat. Per:haps aask =O`Sweat aot tu dinner. The mj tu Cris shuld dis:appeer in the nuts:ness.[]
—•••—2012`5`25F LD r`up @8¢24 the interference `t led tu the erryr; 2^29m29. Ih got back tu sleep.
. MdMcDd woke mee from deep sleep ymb 2¢20. Hee h``nt seen mee for moast 3d , and wundered what be what. Ih uzed the bath-brush ih bawt ;:d. Ih dressed up symply bcoz iwz clean eeqfn dhoe ih hahd nowhere tu goe.
. Loe Duggy & Patrick the fanatic romo leaqfyng Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy seddf Heez not in. We walked slow:ly tu the next corner bcoz d`was sun-shine. Pig:Wit came hoam , and seddf Duggy yz cymyng heer in a mnt. Ih: Duggy h`alredy been & gonn. Hee: While iwz aot shoppyng? Heewz surprized hao kwyke:ly it took place.
. Sudden:ly ih remembrf s`where tu goe: Arch128. Soon iwz dhere. Morgan wasnt dhere. Tu Eroma.
. Ih started compozyng a mj tu LD wiqf the intention of tellyng HC `t iwz dhere. LD r`up @7¤iPhone¤ sheewz in a riht state soe wasnt awal dhat clear; Paul the basogger was a:wecj at performance, and LD was suppozed tu be in Confusion Sq afore Paul got back; shee in:tended tu clean her:self , gadher her thiññs in a bag , and get a cab hoam; shee wanted tu crash at Crow's abode (s`where in Acton) but kudnt get hold of him;
; the tricjall of Jakogg: 1 of the juryh:men ,an Inndian lady, rehuhelede `t her syster was a juryh:man at the prehuhi case , sume sneak reported it tu the judge , and the judge ordyred a fresh tricjall; LD spoke tu the juryh:men: wiqf 1 exception which yz clear:ly not fit tu be a juryh:man, dhey in:tended tu secj Not Gyltyqx; the judge's learn:ed frennds haqfqf sume extra business, and Jakogg & hyz dad haqfqf the wuryh haññyng oqfer dhem for oqfer 7munnths;
; LD aasked for help wiqf compozyng a mj tu Paul the basogger `t hee be not wroath when hee faond LD still dhere; `iwz delacjed` noe use; mentionyng sleep was aot; start wi `Dear Paul` - dun; `hao was the dacj?` adapted; iwz stuck for the actuhal content;; LD contended `t iwz not helpyng her and ,in deed, was dooyng her head in; dhis stuff yz not mygh strocg point, and iwz wyrkyng on it; dhen the stuff started tu flow at her end, xMjJ like `ime on the job , and hope tu be a:wecj bie 11`;
; LD aasked mee tu find aot hao much was left in mygh batterye, soe ih pressed the button at the top: it turned aot tu be hao tu end a cawal;
. Ih felt glad `t the cawal was oqfer; ih like helpyng LD, but sheewz raadher shreekyqx. Shee r`up @iPhone and wanted tu cnow hao we got cut off; ih hahd 2 goze at it , and got tucg-ticjed at the wyrd Juse; it came aot riht the 3^` time, and LD interrupthed mee; 4^` time, and shee interrupthed mee at the same point; soe in exasperation ih seddf We got cut off; LD felt `t dhis be suffycient explanation - oy sheewz in a state; iteration of ín;tent; shee expected bie 11€ or MN, shee kudnt make her mind up;. Iwz back bie 10€ , and walked in the garden till iwz tired. Ih began charrjyng the jabber-ports bie MN.
. LD rup @MN06 sheewz grate:ful for mygh help at compozyng the mj tu Paul the basogger; it was noe thanks tu mee, ih dyde dhye head in; don't take it personal; shee obseruhed `t iwz much calmer nao `n in Eroma ; shee too was a bluddyqx siht calmer `n dhen; Paul came hoam gn10 , and was frennd:ly;
; Nacjer yz leaqfyng the settupp bcoz shee can't take anyh moar of Joseph O`Sweat & OmoAi poss MdMcDd; dhis meaneth `t LD short:ly hazz another wyrkowiqf soe trepidation; ih recommended Ejuay; LD aasked bt Olihuhia: ih don't cnow enugh bt her; ih told `t ih perswaded Ejuay tu stecj put eeqfn fyght the scum not run a:wecj;
. Dhat peece of drrt NF`Neck came back @1:==; hao appropriate. The loadh:sm thiññ goy strecjcjt thru the dowr of what shuld be Max's apart:ment. Apart from dhat, ih hahd peace for the hoal charrj-job.
—•••—2012`5`26R xp1. HC r`up @???? iwz goeyng tu the West End; heewz in the West End (mygh style was bt tu be cramped); hee s``t ih shuld h`contacted him ;:d `t hee kud accom mee on the trundle - hee hazz noe notujon of hyz un:fit:ness for dhis sort of deed; meetyng up sume time in the West End;.
. Pig:Wit turned up azz iwz leaqfyng the haose. Dhats a wumn's scarf. It a milytary sweat-absorptujon thiñ. If yw can't wear 1 of dheez, yw`r a poof. Ih wuldnt wear 1 of dhoze. Hallow secjlė. Sume dacj when ime well, ime g`tu kick the shit aot of yw. Ih can't wajt dhat loññg. [Neruhyqx dhen frrm] When ime well. Ih can't wajt dhat loññg. Don't cyme the bulyqx on mee. Bulyqx? Hoo wanted tu kick the shit aot of hoom? Dhen hee ínsysted `t ih cyme tu hyz abode for tu see xMJJ. Tu hyz abode.
. The xMjj was hyz teli gonn rum: tyz moast:ly moqfe. Heewz watchyng a hurlye machch. Ih saw dhis fault wunce before, the fault was wiqf the disc, and ime near certn tyz the same disc. Ih told him tu test the set wi another disc. Hee refused tu test it (per:haps nao feelyng stupid) , and ordyred mee aot.
. Tu the station. Thorp Close!, soe ih uhisyted Mow. A magnifygher for 5pkp, which duzznt seem like bargn base:ment but apparent:ly yz jusst dhat; ih gess mygh notujon of prices yz aot of date qxgen. `Adam` mgz 1966 uzed the wyrd :gacj tu describe a pacjr of poofs. Ih left duryng clozance.
. HC r`up @???? iwz a:bord a trundle for Pad`gn; meet up in Big:Muck Edge:Ware Road; Iwz dhere fyrst bie ymb half a stoind. Strecjcjt aot wiqf the iPad, and hee gaqfe forth on a gyrl agj12 what pecjnted a picture of Jesus; Akiane.
. Ih suggered `t we shifft tu Caffe^Nero nygh next dowr. It was shut - on Saturnog! Ih seddf Per:haps dhey`r Jewish.
. Tu Pret. Aot wiqf the iPad qxgen. It was like heewz dooyng news commentary not talkyng tu s1 hee clacjmeth azz a frennd. Prezznt:ly hee heard a bloke at another table menjyng Fukushima, soe hee waded in. And hee actuhal:y lysned tu the bloke; oy a contrast.
. Ehuhentuhal:y HC wanted tu goe tu Big:Muck NHG. At hyz requhest, ih accomed him tu the bus-stop. Hee feeleth a compulsion tu goe dhere. Soe <>dhatts<> what it yz.
. Iwz peckish on the wecj hoam. Ih popped in:tu a shop on Praed Street. 400g D`Biscujts for 1bP99. It seemed steep, per:haps another ín:stance of aot of date notujon. Tu the Pastyh Shop Pad`gn 1001281 1009MahboobChk4205 23¢51.
—•••—2012`5`27S 3¢10. Ih dyde scribal:ry awal dacj. Ehuhentual:y ih felt `t ih h`dun enugh soe uhewed the time: 11:02€. Well fuck; for 1 thiññ, ih total:y dydnt shew up for Pig:Wit's BD bash. All:bert rup @11¢17 the leci; NK and awal dhat - noe news; ime p`sure shee turned qxgennst mee bcoz shee dis:liketh LD; All:bert was puzzled soe ih told hao NK met LD and her comments oqfer the next nu 5weeks - ih for:got `t NK blamed LD for the temporary dis:appeerance of a keeqx; All:bert aasked bt Marji; ih told hao Fynchell the self-styled financial wyzard led NK tu Black:Turd; complex pacj:ment structure; cjes, ih spent 2tu3 stoinds on redesiñnyng it - ih wuldnt h`bodhdhered if ih h``cnown `t Fynchell was at the back of it; Black:Turd dydnt cyme up wiqf a thiññ probably d`wasnt a thiññ tu cyme up wiqf; dyde Fynchell get a cut of the loot?; noe dhoe hee probably hahd a thawt of dhat sort;
—•••—2012`5`28M XTMD. Tu the garden azz d`was sun-shine. Ih goy tu the frunt stecjr tu doo up mygh boots, and PigWit talked mee in:tu goeyng tu hyz abode. Hee & Duggy wr soon goeyng tu a shop or shops in Shepherd's Bush. Duggy arriqfed while iwz makyng hot driññks. Ih don't cnow whedher the well cold cup of teeqx was much use tu him wunce hee got back.
. D``z noe i:Net connexion. Hee near enugh explajned it afore Duggy got dhere: BT stopped the seruhyce bcoz of the disspute wiqf Talk:Talk. Ih neatened the table of uhisyted sites , draññk the coffee , and shogged off.
. D`was noize of garden ekwype:ment - the gardeners wr on the job. iwz real curiös whygh dhey wr heer on Moonog in stead of Wednog, but tyz danjerös tu aask dhat sort of quhestion soe ih sat quhicjet:ly on the 4^` step.
. The doör of l`room was wide open, and d`was a bunch of cloathes on the floör. Short:ly FunBeam dyde laund:ry (a cjelow shyrt and not much ellse). It was time ih dyde laund:ry soe ih got it tgedhr. Pig:Wit popped up while iwz wajtyng for FunBeam tu collect her wash:ment. The cloathes on the floör be hyz. Heewz bt tu wrap dhem wi hyz fresh:ly drycjed kwylt; success, but the kwylt kud doo wiqf sume bleach. Up the steps, and the doör was open, soe ih cnocced FunBeam's doör. Shee aasked w`r PigWit was gonn - sheewz shunnyng PigWit bcoz hee recent:ly dyde a bit of aggro: PigWit was in con`on wiqf s1 Fun`Beam duzznt cnow, FunBeam came hoam, and PigWit seddf Ah, heer`z dhat eqfyl bich.
. Ih washf a pylow-thek (pvvxx from LD)_ the soon tu be replaced clean-site traozers_ a balaclaaqfa from *****tt*. Ih passed 19mnt of wash-time in PigWit's abode - it seemed much loññger. Duryng the lattr load of water, PigWit desired `t ih get back tu hyz abode; busyh fuck sake. Ih goy dhere after:wards. Prezznt:ly ih re:mooqfed m`self bcoz ih hahd moar wyrk tu doo (collect the jabber-ports & charrjance system).
. When iwz in the driqfe-space tu take the bag of ekwype:ment tu Croak^Fold, PigWit popped up qxgen! Hee nudzhed mee for 2¢%. Hee seemed tu imagyne `t hee hahd an audience.
—•••—2012`5`29T Ih dyde another load of laund:ry despyght beyng sleepyqx. Ih idly reddf a brochure from Sh of Bath. HC r`up @8¢56 g`tu Big:Muck NHG dhen wuld like tu meet mee in CNLBG; hee losst the plot in dhere ;:d , and hittf JAB, which saondheth tu mee like perfect:ly good behaqfcjr; JAB later admitted `t sheewz in the wroñ; meet up @11; 3m23.
. SM tu LD QP10 Ih met Cris^M ystdy. Apparent:ly the mj was erased. Whew![] Tu Eat-Well Cabin. SM fm LD _11¢37 Brilliant x bie hoom? Dyde dha explajn iwz sleep depriqfed got & [must mean `and got`] the staff mob mixxt up wiqf hyz? PS) FURRY WATER HOT WEDHR X[]
. Tu P`Land for e`cells. HC rup @10¢55 heewz close tu CNLBG; 25s. Ih dyde mygh purchase (4 e?cells ,azz ih ín:tended, plus 3 cakes) dhen met HC.
. SM from LD _13¢11 Iwz g`tu set =dhee up wiqf o2S azz =dha txtd mee on the =numbr =dha wanteth. Ih tricjed cawalyng but =dhye phone was off[;] typical! Sort it aot A`k[]
. HC & ih madheled current affecjrs, in particular the denunciation of Tony Bleeder azz a waur crimynal. HC was sleepyqx soe goy hoam @3. Ih goy hoam , and spruced up a bit afore goeyng tu Wit:Fluff.
. SM from Sabhbha _14¢53 D``z a Hyghts team tm[]
. LD r`up @4¢01 shee aasked `t ih telephone her azz sheewz low on speechotext 15s. Ih telephoned her statim ¤ shee aasked bt Furry; Furry hazz a glass of water at the redy full time; ih d`tu goe tu the pet-shop sinnce iwz soe near; LD told `t dhey sell ill animals and `t dhey dissed her bcoz shee reported s1 keepyng a kitten in a bath; ih turned back , and goy tu Wit:Fluff;
; LD bawt 2 hamsters from dhat shop in 2007; dhey wr ill, and LD h``tu leaqf the haose soe shee en:trusted dhem tu Nick_W*on wiqf a full set of instructions; in 6weeks dhey wr dead; ih affrrmed `t Nick_W*on yz scum; end of speechotext.
. SM tu LD 5¢02 And sudden:ly ih hahd noe talk-time Miaow [name], hope we meet up soon, X.[]
. SM from LD _18¢06 Meow Dear A`k X Don't for:get lahuhender X[] LD r`up @5¢54 sheewz in the process of settyng up o2S soe needed certn detecjls bF. SM_19¢10 [xp6] B* pls replygh re: Cris^M . Hoo deletede mj? X[]
. LD rup @6:23€ g`tu tell dhem tu cawal mee on BBD 4m12. mc 6:13€ & 6:19€. LD r`up @??? tu find aot mygh balance at the mecjn numbr dhen got back tu o2.
. Tu Bloom^Swrrl for tu oof the BBD. Fun`Beam came aot of l`room when iwz between the driqfe-space & the gate. D``z noe furdher trubbl from Pig:Wit. Happen sheewz goeyng tu Bloom^Swrrl! Ih dydnt notyce what shee bawt - too sleepyqx.
. Ih telephoned LD @8:22€ the use of the inter:national chip; the success:ful cerch;
; what happened bt the mj: we thynk Nacjer erased it; time for dinner in chez basogger, and LD was like cawal back in half a stoind; 28m11.
. Ih dyde an oqfer-dew job ih lined up ;:d. SM from Sabhbha _19¢18 =Yz_dha a:raond on the moryw?[] Hmm bit late tu cawal him. Ih telephoned LD @5t10€ engagjed. And @10€ and QP. SM @HP10€
The numbr was engagjed for at least 20mnt. Good niht Stripy xx[] >_10PM54¢42 Good =niht Barney X[]
—•••—2012`5`30W MdMcDd raozed mee @9¢54 ; coffee. Ih got tu wyrk wiqf mygh razyr. Ih dyde it slow dhen came back tu the rugh bits. Dhis time, ih dyde it real good.
. Ih logged on tu A`J`S. The signal quhalityh was poor. Dhen Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold, soe ih swichched the iPhone off , and goy tu hyz abode.
. 2 shslops wr persecutyng the dr`r of KE51AJY. Dhey took ymb half a stoind oqfer it dhen Pig:Wit goy in-side for teeqx. Hee offered teeqx & coffee tu the uhictim and tu the shslop; dhey declined it. Prezznt:ly ih heard what was goeyng on: shee hahd noe insurance despyght handyng a load of oof tu an insurer - the shmuck. m`h`fucked off wiqf awal the oof.
. The pecjnters wr meant tu start wyrk dhere td, and d``z another delacj. Ih opened the f`doör, and dhere was OmoAi bt tu put an inuhitation in Pig:Wit's letter-box - 2~wecj surprize. Duggy arriqfed a moment later. Hee noted `t the inuhitation yz tu a trip tu the Lundan Eacj, not tu actuhal:y ride the thiññ.
. Pig:Wit aasked MdMcDd tu photo:copye an artykl & sume reports; later; MdMcDd goy aot for food. The leci system packed up qxgen. When MdMcDd came back, the kettle was in the entrance-space, MdMcDd made noe remark on it. Ih ploññked it back afore hee feched the artykl_ reports & copyxz d`of. Ih goy hoam ymb QT9§.
. Ih charrjed the jabber-ports dhen got dinner. Ih took much loññger `n ih ín:tended soe ih collected the jabber-ports statim. In came a mj LD sent ;:d _19¢18 B* txt mee[.] Shall ih gyqf up cawalyng o2[?] Whygh duzz =dhye phone keep cuttyng aot?[]
. Ih dyde moar wyrk on the mecjn telephone numbr. Dhen ih got too sleepyqx tu uze the bath. Well, it yz the riht time for beyng a:sleep - iwz aot like a lyght @1:42€.
—•••—2012`5`31H A:wake @xt11; 9^08m. MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold ymb HP10; coffee. Ih ate the 3^` of the cakes ih bawt in P`Land on Moonog. Dhoze cakes wr weeyrd - not un:plezznt but not real:y cake; sort of greasyqx. Ih dyde a bit of repajr on The Bunny; stuffance was easyqx, the real repajr yz a job for a stich:ster. Owe smeg: gonn 1o'clock.
. LD r`up @???? shee hahd 4mnt left dhis munnth soe kud ih cawal her; the jabber-port kept crashshyng, which LD re:phrased azz cuttyng aot; iwz bt tu goe aot , and hoped tu charrj it when ime back;
. Ih reached HxH a stoind late. D`was noe rehersall of lines; bummer, ih gess ih missed it. zSRo conuhecjed zAjala_ zQfitzthum & mee, dhem tu *****tt* Station, mee tu Hammer:Smith
Station. Ih spoke of Kens`gn Temple holdyng seruhyces tu klenz folc of F·˙·. Dhen ih mused `t s1 wanted tu tell a Pentecostal bt F·˙·, and the Pentecostal seddf Iwd luqf tu hear what yw haqfqf tu secj but ime too busyh haqfqfyng a sexuhal experience wiqf Jee.EE.eezus. After zQfitzthum & zAjala got aot, zSRo told `t dwas profaond embarrass:ment behind mee bcoz zAjala yz a Pentecostal. Tyz not cnown which utterance cauzed moast embarrass:ment. zSRo's exaltation yz up soon; much madhel of it.
—•••—2012`6`01F 11. Ih got aot ymb 1; not clear what tqqu mee soe loññg. Tu Pad^gn postostow; ticket 194. D``z a new issugh of `50# notes`. Tu *****tt*.
. Tu Ranj:Click for a camp-grade fork. Loe back:packs, soe ih peruzed dhem per-chance d`be sume or eeqfn 1 better `n what ih hahd mygh gear in. D`was: 60L+10L for 49bP95. Loe proper socks, 6bP99 and thermal 12bP50; hah, dhat expedytion tu the West End wiqf HC haññyng bt the hoal time, and awal ih h``tu doo was goe tu Ranj:Click.
. Tu the Natural Health Centre. Ih bawt spaggog for the F·˙·B·˙·.
—•••—2012`6`02R Iwz real hungry soe ih goy tu G^Munch dhoe on recent form d`was like:ly:hud of cymyng oqfer floppose. Ih hahd the uzuhal mele dhen on the wecj aot came oqfer floppose, baññ on cue sort of thiññ. Ih goy back tu the table tu like sleep it off. Iwz dhere 320 till 440; curiös `t boath times are multiples of 10mnt.
. Ih wanted tu charrj batteryxz dhen send a mj tu zKuakuqfi but ih wasnt up tu it soe ih rowled in:tu Store:Stow. Ih perused eemzl , sent the mj dhen dyde sume wyrk on the accaont bz tyz still relatyf:ly feeble. And dhen ih got stuck in:tu DrHoo uhideo, and dhat was it till clozance.
—•••—2012`6`03S MD54. Ih charrj the jabber-ports , charrjed a set of e?cells , and harked AJS. Ih dyde scribal:rye. Ih telephoned Jinnji @QT7§ AS 17s; telephonyng Jinnji was a spur-of-the-moment affecjr not a rational matter. Ih telephoned SarahMZ @QP7§ AS 40s. Ih telephoned LD 8:24§ not:poss. SM_QT9 Miaow! Ih haqf mygh batterye fully charrjed, and nao dhye batterye yz flat! Later xx[] Ih telephoned LD @9PM not:poss. And ih telephoned SarahMZ NR. What a great start tu beyng on o2S!
—•••—2012`6`04M Pig:Wit cckk tu Croak^Fold @11¢54. Iwz slow tu get tu mygh feet, and of course heewz a:wecj. Ih collected the e`cells ih connected tu the JS LN. Dhen ih connected another set; hahd ih thawt of it before-hand, ih kud h`dun the 2 jobs in 1 goe the same azz ;:d. When ih headed for the dowr of l`room, HC was dhere. Well, dhat was the shape of the dacj determined.
. We goy tu CNLBG till clozance eeqfn 7%%. HC was better `n uzuhal - HC half wecj lysned tu mee moast of the time. SG`Matthew mj dhis munnth yz dated 3^` not 1^` azz yz uzuhal, and d``z noe mention of BB`C; ih thynk `t dhis pacjr of facts yz hygh:ly significant.
. Tu G^Munch bcoz HC was hungry and G^Munch yz strecjcjt oqfer the road. Ih dydnt feel like eatyng chips soe soon after the blow:aot soe ih hahd a burger. It was cjum, soe ih hahd another, and dhen felt fed.
. We goy tu Big:Muck NHG; HC seemeth tu regard it azz necessary. We met Qhannah the kr walkyng a:wecj fm Big:Muck; yn:con`al. In Big:Muck, Teewee ,a kr, sat wiqf us. Pig:Wit came in, soe ih spoke wiqf him for a while. HC reddf a load of royal smeg aot of a news-paper, ih thynk Telegraph. Teewee lapped up the driqfqfel , and was intreeged at mygh attitude. Teewee yz not briht _shee yz a kr_ but shee meaneth well soe ih engagjf wiqf her. Prezznt:ly shee shogged off.
. Ih spoke of hao ih feel in Big:Muck & such-like places. Ih picked the moment of maximum receptyfityh, soe hee took it in. Hee s``t tyz an effect of the transytion tu 4^` densityh. What yz the point soe soon?! Short:ly we wr shunted tu the east. The teedium got greater, and dhen ih got wize: ih goy hoam.
. Ih dyde scribal:rye. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold twice. When the scribal:rye was dun, ih goy tu hyz abode; MN11. D`was a dash of mania, soe ih seddf Pills. Hee took the stuff ymb 11€, which yz late - bie 2sd while BST yz in force. Hee turned manic qxgen soe ih left the place. Ih dydnt handle it well. Ih gess dhat be the difference between MHP & necjbre: if yw goe in dhere azz a MHP, yw expect dhat kind of shit, and if goe in dhere azz a necjbre, yw expect normalcy. At least ih cleared off aot of it, not get drawn in:tu quherule.
. Pig:Wit aasked mee tu shuqf an aerial thru the back winndow. Well tugh, mygh hands wr nao clean. And tyz a bit of a cheek after the wecj hee carryhed on at mee less `n 10mnt back. Soe hee walked raond the haose , and dyde the job. When it was dun, hyz mood was un:clear: it kud be huff, it kud be satisfaction; per:haps heewz yn:different.
. Ih charrjed the Motorola jabber-port. SM from LD _13¢43 Tricjed tu return =dhye cawal pls cawal back X[] Ih telephoned her @QT1€ NR. Ih dyde scribal:ry.
—•••—2012`6`05T Iwz awake soe ih determined tu goe tu Zbryz in a short while. SM fm LD _11¢11 Hi Barney[,] sorry [ih] missed =dhye cawal. Iwz un:well (uherye haunted) [Ih] fell a:sleep yrly. Ime a:lsee bie 12MN [mg 11%%] at the moment Xx[] Ih got up , and uhewed the time: 5¢34; ih must hbeen a:sleep ymb 5sd.
. On the wecj tu Zbryz loe Neeko on the wecj back from Zbryz. Hee seemed daon~cast and wasnt in a mood tu tarry dhere. Ih got tu 5 feet from the dowr, and it was shut! Dhey shut it @6? What happened tu beyng open till 10%% (mg 9%% duryng BST)? Poo, iwz defeated.
. SM from LD _17¢45 _10^413¢0 Dear Barney, ih hope =dha_yz well. =Hazz_dha anyh plans for =dhye BD tM? Stripy Xxx[] Odd `t ih dydnt get it on the BBD fyrst. Ih gess the `new mj` siñn dis:appeered bcoz ih uzed SMS for scribal:ry.
. …AJS. Dhen iwz too sleepyqx tu doo enfnk. 5sd yz a big chunk aot of a dacj but it yznt enugh sleep. And dhat be the end of beyng 49.
—•••—2012`6`06W Ymb 8. SM from LD _1¢03 HBD Dear Barney, luqf & hugs Stripy xxxxxx[]
. SM from HC _10¢53
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. Ih got on wi preparation. Tu Eat:Well Cabin; good brekfst. But not enugh; soe ih got a pie in Pad`gn station; 2bP95, ih must not make a habyt of it.
. SM fm LD _15¢03 Happy BD Dear A`k Happy BD tu =dhee xxxx[]
. Tu the postostow; ticket 23; 30 in frunt of mee. The ticket-system runneth from 1 tu 199; it seemeth quhite a smawal ranj. Iwz at caonter_J qxgen.
. Sinj furdher a:doo, ih took the food tu hhh. G·˙·C·˙·; ih h``for:gotten the A`D - it was dew 4d back; owe poo. zHarris was in the cychen eeqfn at preparation for the F·˙·B·˙· of :^:20. Shee prohuhided a bag for the food `t it not get nabbed bie another :^:. Ih heard con`on in the cychen: zSRo & zDuffy. Ih aasked zDuffy whygh shee resiñned from ynfffg ML: Iwz sick tu death of it. It saondheth like a solyd reason for quhittyng enfnk.
. Tu the Natural Health Centre. A jarr of mineral pills; 3 packets of biscujts. Ih came oqfer crud in the shop. Ih parked m`self on the settee. Prezznt:ly iwz un:success:ful at getyng tu the caonter, soe ih landed up on the steps tu the back room till clozance.
. The jurnyh hoam was un:ehuhent:ful dhoe ih h``tu wajt a loññg time for a TJ , and h``tu walk from Sussex Concrete tu the station. Ih got tu bed yrly; ih kudnt eeqfn thynk bt getyng a cake.
. SM from CjP Gibbons _23¢16 H`B`D [name]!<` Rgds<` John gibbons + famylye[] <`00¢13 Cheers mush - super cheers! Noe contact in agjes, must rectifygh it. Whoop![] `Whoop` yz of course a representation of the idea`f BD not a state:ment of fact.
—•••—2012`6`07H OmoAi cckk tu Croak^Fold ymb 9 bearyng a card for mee. MdMcDd yz on leafq ,probably in Morocco, and instructed OmoAi tu get the card tu mee in person, and ih wasnt at hoam ;:D.
. The fyrst thicg ih dyde be rummagj for the iPhone: noe jocj. Soe ih charrjed the BBD & the Motorola jabber-port soe `t ih kud cawal it. Ih dyde washance in l`room for better use of time. The d¤s got ymb 71mnt of charrj. Back tu Croak^Fold, and ih cawaled it: under the kwylt eeqfn at the left edge - it was beside mee the hoal time.
. Ih reached *****tt* afore 3 soe ih goy in:tu the Natural Health Centre. Ih bawt a bottle of cheryh juse for the F???B???. Sam the pagan wench & ih got talkyng bt the waur qxgennst supplements. The enemy h`dun nuffnk tu kontrowl sale of wyrm:wude, which actuhal:y yz harm:ful if oqfer:dun. Dheyr rule mysheen yz acjmed at the plus popular supplements, soe clear:ly dhey want tu hijackthe industrye.
. zKrissy from Paris sawt another copye of Complete , and d`tu haqfqf a copye of U`m1 tu boot. Shee told mee `t sheez mygh best customer.
. Attendance: 28. After:wards, mygh bag of spaggog was un:opened. Huh? zKuakuqfi thawt `t dhis kud be it but wasnt sure , and felt better tu be on the safe side. Eeqfn dhoe ih uttered a clear (near precise) descriptujon?! The bottle of cheryh juse was well receyqfed. While replenyshyng gl (ime the J·˙·W·˙· soe tyz mygh remit), ih learnt `t dhis be bcoz 1 of the French Br`n yz teetotal.
. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith Station but kudnt stecj for chat azz sheewz preparyng her:self for Exaltation. Ih proclajmed it a good reason. SM from LD _21¢10 Ih can't get hold of =dhee A`k ? xxx[] Ih telephoned her @?11€ but kudnt get hold of her.
. The iPhone was aot of siht qxgen soe ih cawaled it 3:44€: pylow. Ih kyked the ploññk it anyh old where habyt on the spot.
—•••—2012`6`08F SM from LD _10¢30 Hi Barney[,] pls cawal [mee :] Iwz attacked bie Paul LN. sabotage hauntinngs[]
. The addytional wecjt of the R·˙·A·˙· apparel was not fun. Ih got a driññk & a packet of throte thiññs; ynFFg major, but ime g`tu note what the throte thiññs are like. In HxH, ih started wyrkyng aot what tu doo bt the extra wecjt.
. Iwz appointed G·˙· of the B·˙· D·˙·. Ih memorized the lines. zAlLu was the Conductor , and reddf herz aot of the book. Dhis xMjj feeble. The impressujon wore off when the candidates wr brawt back in:tu the Temple: zAlLu performed a shpeel HG_AA duzznt haqfqf entire:ly from memorye. D`are sume off bits but dhey are easyh tu dump. Dhis yz the real thiññ.
. zSRo conuhecjed zCora_ J0zfc & mee. The con`on was dheyrz; iwz quhicjet moast the hoal jurnyh.
. Pig:Wit ccccc tu the garden. Ih told him `t iwz dun for the dacj, but it duzznt get thru; hee seddf The dowr yz open. Well, iwz soon a:sleep.
—•••—2012`6`09R SM fm LD what ih missed LN _15¢46 Barney pls cawal [mee][] Ih telephoned her ,poss @MD,: NR. Ih dyde scribal:ry. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. We wahched a flick `Charlotte Grecj`. Pig:Wit turned in ymb MN, and ih goy hoam soon after:wards.
. Ih harked AJS, and the big news was the end of anyh hope of getyng sleep dhis niht: on Friggog, RandPaul instructed the folywers tu back Romney, and Ron Paul instructed the Paul-camp fowk tu "be respect:ful". Ih nao feel glad `t ih kudnt make a financial contribution.
. Ih collected the jabber-ports. Ih telephoned LD @1:11€ NR. SM tu LD @1:20€ Miaow! Ih haqfqfnt heard from dhee sinnce the mj on the 8th. Hao be dhee? xx[] The jabber-port gaqfe up!
—•••—2012`6`10S The SM tu LD got sent @7¢34 Miaow! Ih haqfqfnt heard from thee sinnce the mj on the 8th. Hao be dhee? xx[] Ih telephoned LD @8¢¢ NR. Ih telephoned her @9¢¢ sheewz moast dis:pleased at beyng woken, eeqfn freaked at it; when ih got noe replygh LN, ih figured `t it be bcoz shee turneth in bie MN soe the time tu telephone her yz morn - clear:ly ih got it sehuhere:ly wroñ; the jabber-port losst puwwr.
. LD sent mj:s azz yz her wont when sheez up-set
. Ih dyde scribal:rye awal dacj. @xt11€ ih realized `t ih wasnt getyng tu G^Munch. D`was heqfyh recjn for 3sd or soe, soe ih dydnt goe a`where. Ih ate a packet of biscujts , and experimented the spell-checker till iwz too sleepyqx tu doo enfnk.
—•••—2012`6`11M 11¢11. Ih still felt funnyqx in the stomakh soe ih dyde scribal:ry.
. Ymb 4, ih draññk RockStar E`D in the garden. Loe Duggy, and ih ran tu the frunt. Ih spoke at length on the Paul treason. Dheyr behaqfcjr seemeth complete:ly romish, a fact ih can't menj tu Duggy.
. Duggy rhaññ the bell, and Pig:Wit slow:ly got tu the dowr. Ih cawaled tu him, but ih felt like stecj in the fresh acjr. Ih gaqfe forth on the treason dhen got back tu the garden.
. Pig:Wit came tu the garden later on. It be breef, and azz uzuhal hyz doör was open. Back tu scribal:rye.
. …AJS. Iwz real slow tu get tu the bath. Ih don't want tu eeqfn look at the wyrk, soe getyng redy for it sr:ly lacketh appeal. The candle goy aot; bummer. The iPhone ran aot of juse; super bummer. Ih uzed the lyghter tu lyght the room - dhat saondheth like what a lyghter shuld doo! Ih faond a candle soe ih hahd proper lyght qxgen. After the bath, ih dyde scribal:ry & experiment. Ih jusst wasnt sleepyqx.
—•••—2012`6`12T After a niht of scribal:ry & experiment, ih in:tended tu make an yrly start. But iwz nao sleepyqx. Ih woke up , and uhewed the time: 11¢33. Iwz real:y slow.: @2¢24 ih hahdnt mooqfed from the spot. final:y ih got redy. Iwz nao soe late `t iwd be on mygh own dhere nless d?be an :^: or such-like unit in action.
. Loe Nowel in Confusion Sq; ah, tyz Tewog. At the approhch tu Gold:Bloom Road, ih felt like eatyng yPZZxG. Loe Glenn. We walked tu Wit:Fluff tgedhr. Loe Rojjr the kr. Hee seemed not tu be in tune wiqf goeyng tu 73C cjet heewz obuhi goeyng dhere. Glenn spoke of a recent trezhre hunt; Rojjr the kr was riht annoyed `t hee missed it. Hee wundered whygh hee offn duzznt cnow bt dheez ehuhents till after the ehuhent. Ih seddf bcoz the communication system yz shit?
. Alice opened the dowr tu us. Shee remarked `t Rojjr the kr was back; soe we met him on the return jurnyh, hence hee dydnt haqfqf the acjr of imminent arriqfall. Rojjr griped ?t Raanah wasnt dhere after baññyng on tu him tu shew up tu awal of it.
. Neeko was patent:ly sub:duhed. Dhis yz Nowel shut~up~freak's wyrk: 2w back, Nowel griped `t Neeko geteth too much attention. Alice & Jym dykKK it seeri in-stead of recognizyng `t it be bichcharsation for the sake of it. Soe dhey uhewed hyz wares in room3 (sensory, fyrn games) dhen largj:ly neglected him. Dhis yz not a prittyqx siht. Nowel was hyz uzuhal belligerent self. Tyz hygh time xMjJjJj was dun rem him.
. St`Cjard sawt & faond mee for madhel of romish preests hee experienced when heewz cjucg. Dhen hee nudzhed mee rem the Nàtsi P¤ - plentyh of cnollej, noe examination, noe in:siht. Prezznt:ly hee goy hoam - the releef! Dhere yz moar tu life `n dhat, in which sentiment Alice concurred.
. Ih left the others at Confusion Place. At the approhch tu Gold:Bloom Road, ih xyW Nowel in step wiqf Emny, total:y ownyng hyz trophye. And from her end, what yz the deal? Duzz shee en:jocj haññyng aot wiqf the scool bulyqx? Hazz shee for:gotten what a pecjn Nowel yz?
. Tu PJ yPZZxG shop. Ih placed the crusts on the lid of the compost bin for tu find aot whedher it be easyqx for skwyrels.
—•••—2012`6`13W xt9. Ih reached HxH in good time, dhoe not azz good azz an wuld expect from dhat start time. After nu half a stoind of rest and of reflexion on blud sugar, ih got tu wyrk on the mnt.
. Ih kudnt find the c`l mnt, soe ih got tu wyrk on the L·˙· mnt. It flowed real good. Hey, ih kud en:jocj beyng secretary if it wr like dhis awal the time. Ih pulled m`self back tu realityh. G·˙·C·˙· aasked for help wiqf settyng up the Temple: ? busyh wiqf stuff ih shuld h`dun 3w a:goe. Clear:ly hee dydnt get the reference tu the mnt azz hee aasked bt the mnt ymb half a stoind later. Ih finyshk the L·˙· mnt r5mnt afore C`l.
. In C`l, G·˙·C·˙· was puzzled tu hear `t ih kudnt find the C`l notes; hee re:cawaled s¤t ih kud clear up a qn rem the reports bie reference tu the C`l mnt; hee dyde not re:cawal mygh s¤t ih kudnt find the C`l notes. Ih got the attendance-book aot, and dhere a:loññg wiqf it wr the C`l notes.
. We surrendrf aor collars of offykj in the uzuhal manner dhen left the Temple in the uzuhal manner, and not beyng secretary any moar jusst felt soe good. Iwz appointed M·˙·O·˙·S·˙·. After-wards ih h``tu write up the C`l mnt tu hand tu the new ruler eeqfn zCurye. Consequhent:ly ih dydnt haqfqf much time at the F·˙·B·˙·.
. Ih dyde haqfqf a great load of food - mygh spaggog from Thunrog lasst week. zSRo sat wiqf mee while ih got thru it. A:loññg wiqf salad - spaggog goze good wiqf salad. We dyde the uzuhal jurnyh tu Hammer:Smith.
—•••—2012`6`14H Tu Arch128 for tu enquhire bt a surplice for zAthP_ bt a shyrt tu wear wiqf mygh surplice_ and bt repajr of the shyrt LD gaqfe mee on 06`6`2008. A new surplice will cost from 60tu190bPd dependyng on pattern & cloth. Getyng a bespoke shyrt yznt feasybl azz the back-log of wyrk will dqqw him 9 weeks if hee bashsheth a:wecj at it full pelt. Hee told mee tu clean the shyrt LD gaqfe mee dhen fech it tu him.
. Mygh bendogs wr muck:sm. It was an nujsance but not major. Ih wasnt dhere awal dhat loññg azz dhis be hyz eeqfniññ for archerye. From an arch tu archerye! It dydnt occur tu mee tu goe tu Eroma; odd. Yrly niht, probably AJS.
—•••—2012`6`15F Tu Tyrwhitt in Regent Street. The shop yz not well run: the staffak cerched the store dhen goy tu another place (nu Jermyn Street) tu get 2 white shyrts non~irn 16h; dhey hahd only 2 of the blue j?m ih settled on after much deliberation in 16h; dhey hahd nune of the mecjn:ly cjelow tartan ih choze for tu makj up the numbr; dhere was noe suppliqxe of bags at the caonter.
. Mygh neck yz 16h - the same azz in 1994. Ih came oqfer crud in the shop; ih took salicylic acyd for it. When ih got tu the dowr, the tag-spotter screeched a:wecj. Damian the fyrst staffak ih met un:packed the bag , and faond the still-radiant tag. Iwz nao sick of beyng in the shop. Damian blanked the tag , and restored the pack, and ih got in:tu the fresh ajr.
. Ih still felt crud. Ih sawt a haose of refection: CNLBG near [???GP] Street. Iwz dhere wiqf NK lasst cjear, which aspect wasnt fun. Ih felt better for the coffee.
Ih felt better still for applyghyng the drycjer tu mygh head.
. The expedytion wasnt oqfer cjet. Ih walked a:loññg xf Street. A sale:ster cawaled mee in:tu hyz shop near Gl Place, soe ih driffted in dhere. Ih zzwW a white cap ?t wuld be the business. 30bPd, soe ih putf it back. Hee offered it for 25bPd, and ih bught it. Loe a Dr:Hoo t~shyrt marked `for agjes 3&4`. Ih remarked `t ime 46°° too old for it, but if hee hazz anyh in mygh size, ime interested. Hee aasked what Dr:Hoo yz! Heez Inndian but fluhent in English soe Huh?!! Ih gaqfe a breef accaont of Dr:Hoo , and adhuhised him tu zzzK it on compact disc. Ih aasked him what planet heewz on for the lasst 49^^. Hee wasnt at awal sure.
. When ih got hoam, ih got on wiqf comportyng the shyrts bcoz Ih wanted tu haqfqf the job dun bie MN. Ih shuld h`left it for next dacj. 1 of the white shyrts fell aot of the floppoward and on:tu what:eqfr was beneath it. Shit fuck, ih need tu clean it, and ih haqfqfnt eeqfn opened it. Ih felt crud, soe ih goy strecjcjt tu bed.
—•••—2012`6`16R Ih felt total:y dog-shit. Ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih draññk coffee , and huññ aot wiqf him for r` 5sd dhen goy back tu bed.
2012`6`17S Ih felt dog-shit soe dhis be a repete of ;:d except ?t ih hahd sume food afore bed.
—•••—2012`6`18M Ih felt better `n the lasst 2d. Tu l`room for tu charrj batteryxz and tu hark A`J`S. HC rup @???? heewz goeyng tu a munch dhen tu the haose `t we kud goe tu CNLBG. HC cawaled @???? heewz at the dowr. Ih swichched off the iPhone @4¢49; nujsance. We sat on the
. Ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode radher late. Eezar was dhere. We watched `Benidorm`, a trew:ly un:intellectuhal comedye. Eezar left short:ly after:wards; ih gess hee h``been dhere a substantial length of time. Pig:Wit & ih talked macro-politics for nu an stoind dhen ih h``tu goe hoam. Iwz hungryh but ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu put dinner tgedhr soe ih guzzled 3 tin-loads of tomato suhp. …AJS.
—•••—2012`6`19T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold jusst azz iwz bt tu get up. Dhis be ymb xt4. Hee headed for paper:fuck dhen ccjj back: BonyMendel h``been in tuchch eeqfn wantyng tu meet mee on 06`7`2012: ime azz keen tu meet her azz tu lick dog-shit off the foot-path. MdMcDd took dhis azz equhihuhalent tu noe.
. Tu Wit:Fluff.
—•••—2012`6`20W Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold dhen walked a:wecj. Ih got aot dhere, and a moment later, AHE turned up. We sat on the 4^` step. FunBeam goy aot, soe we h``tu skweez aot of the wecj. Short:ly we goy tu Sahi's Cychen.
. AHE goy tu the dump trass the road, ih gess bcoz hee wanted summnk Sahi duzznt doo. While heewz dhere, 5 un:rulyqx cjucg men d`tu eat in the place. And dhey goy strecjcjt tu the table iwz at. Dhey swifft:ly putf mee off eatyng moar in dhere. When AHE got back, we soon shogged off. Tu Bloom^Swrrl dhen back tu the haose. We sat on the 4^` step. FunBeam came hoam - ih kudnt h`timed it dhat wecj if ih wanted tu!
. Prezznt:ly the place got cold (in the middle of sumyr) soe we goy tu l`room. We madheled the Ntsi P¤. Pig:Wit turned up ymb 9, and spoke of hookkyng up later on, awal entire:ly uzuhal.
. Pig:Wit turned up ymb 11 , and hurled a mass of ínuhect at AHE dhen propozed tu cawal shslop. Sudden:ly ih realized `t hee hahdnt taken hyz medication; ime a bit annoyed: it took mee a mnt tu spot it.
. AHE & ih shiffted tu the garden soe `t Pig:Wit dydnt htu be offended at the siht of AHE in lroom. In r10mnt, hee charrjed in:tu the garden , and bad~maothed AHE. After the torrent, hee cawaled AHE a cuward while walkyng a:wecj, which seemeth funnyqx.
. AHE goy hoam ymb MN. Ih dyde scribal:ry bcoz iwz behind at it. SM from Crow _20¢54 Hi dhere ih hope =dha had a good BD. . . =Dhye phones h`been turned off soe it's a text . . . Ih hope it's g`tu be a good cjear for =dhee . . . Crow[]
—•••—2012`6`21H Ih got the iPhone in:tu action jusst afore 10; it was perfect:ly timed. Iwz afrecjd `t the expozure tu the cool ajr of the bath-room wuld wyrsen the ill:ness; in the ehuhent, iwz awal riht.
. SM from Catt*Weasel _8¢13 Felicitations! Auspyciös dacj! Find mee at gralesmor@gmail.com tho' only at end of dacj azz [ime] usyng wifi in Starbucks. Lez[]
. Ih reached *****tt* afore 4, soe ih huññ aot in the Natural Health Centre. 3 packets of throte thiññs. Ih shogged off @HP4 , and reached HxH in good time. Dhen ih heard `t zOkogwu h``been dhere sinnce 4. An E???A from :^:MS707 zGeorgianna. Ih took her hand for tu shake it wi the only grip shee hazz, and shee held mygh hand wi the st*** grip in F<^>.
. Ih prooqfed the Br`n for tyz part of mygh remit. zCurye plecjed the organ; shee be the fyrst tu be proqfen. D`was another E???A from :^:MS707 zShz; shee reached HxH duryng openance, soe shee h``tu wajt till the :^: was open tu get in:tu HxH. We dyde well wi the rtl, zAthP dooyng spectacular:ly well. Hao:eqfr d?was a duff bit: the rubbish quhalityh ih wrote yz Yn:Competence; dhen ih kudnt get the lit paper in:tu the bowl.
. zShz & ih got in:tu conuhersation dhen iwz cawaled a:wecj tu take part in un:settyng the Temple. Ih got hold of zCurye for tu arrangj tu write the report. Shee seddf Itx alredy dun. zAthP sawt tu arrangj conuhecjance tu the station for zShz, but shee wanted tu walk dhere; rihtyhoe.
. zSRo conuhecjed mee tu Hammer:Smith. Stecjyng awake in the karr was an effyrt. When ih got hoam, ih h``tu decyde whedher tu doo clean-site action tm: noe, azz getyng seeri rest was the only sense:ful thiññ tu doo.
—•••—2012`6`22F Ih got up mid after:noon still under the wedhr but not too bad. Tu Pig:Wit's abode: noe reaction. Back tu the garden. MdMcDd cawaled mee; coffee.
. Ih charrjed the jabber-ports; 5¢06 ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode: dhis time raond, Duggy was dhere. Pig:Wit was a bit awake.
. Oqfer ymb an stoind, Pig:Wit woke up. Prezznt:ly Duggy goy aot, probably tu sume romish thiñ. Pig:Wit hahd a rant qxgennst AHE; owe jocj.
. Ymb a stoind later, ih goy tu the garden, in:tendyng tu be back soon. Loe AHE a:head of mee, soe ih cawt up. Ih told him what PigWit h`been at, and hee figured `t hee best gann ellse:where. Azz heewz bt tu shog off, PigWit rumbled a:loññg the allyh - inuect. PigWit hoatf `t heewz cawalyng fuzz, so wee sat on the 4^` step tu bide dhem.
. PigWit walked s`where tu the left. Dhen wee heard him at rant. Heewz at #28 gyqfyng forth bt hao dog-shit wee are at s1 up the steps. Hee walked back tu hyz abode, stoppyng for moar rant: Heez a nigger, hyz fàdher's a nigger, dhey put the chyldrn on the streets in Somaalia - niggers! Wee figured `t d`was no fuzz tu bide. Iwz hungry so wee goy tu G^Munch.
. Madhel of politics. AHE shogged off for daqkwa 8*27tu49. Moar madhel of politics. Wee goy back tu l`room; wee madheled the Nàtsi P¤; it be frujt:ful, in so far azz an can liken madhel of summng so faol tu frujt. AHE left ymb MN, and ih collected the bag of electronic thiññs.
