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======2010`3`09 SM ty LD 00¡38 Frecjdie jumped aot of nowhere dhen walked 15feet. And dhen shee hydde under a karr. Miaow![]

======2010`6`15 SM ty LD 11*19 No feyry, no messyj, no surprize. And tm yz IsisNephthys dacj. Nu Friggog. x`x`x[] `6`16_00¡41 Ime in bed. Good niht, F…G…. Tm: Isis-Nephthys; nu Thunrog or Friggog x`x`x[]
======2010`6`17 SM ty LD 10*31 7 Mark M»"« Masons attended Lojj ;;d. The quorum yz 9, so ;;was no solemnyty. D`was rumble-noize on the roof; eh? Skwyrels![]
======2010`6`18 SM ty LD 6*54 Ime in The Percy. Fancie lollapynp a``g? Miaow[]
======2010`6`21 SM ty Jynjy 2¢57 Heyl Jynjy! Merie Solstyce; dance like mental! A heap of time h`goan bi; missyng dhee; x`x`x[]

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•D``z noe text for 23_24_25_&_26•

2010`6`27S 1¿55. PigWit bade me cyme in:tu hyz abode, so ih goy dhere , and stecjed dhere awal dacj bcoz ih wanted tu keep mygh strength for Thunrog. Dugie was dhere for a while. PigWit reported `t LD sawt mee on Thunrog niht.
—•••—2010`6`28M MdMcDd came tu the doör; coffee. D`was a spot on mi left elbow; rrk:sm. PigWit in the garden a while. Ih figured `t cnoccyng m`self aot wud be un:help:ful so ih dydnt go tu DxA.
. NK cawaled mee from the allyh! Shee h``brawt a new jabber-port for mee eeqfn BBD. Charles led us tu Industrial Art. In the winndow on Portobello Road, d``z a SM like `t which mygh mödhyr hahd. Dhen wee sawt food. NK remembrf seeyng a T.hai munch. Loe T.hai on ??????? Road. It was shite, and the bill was neah 44pkp. On the wecj back tu the karr, wee faond the munch NK hahd in mind.
. NK spoke of clash wi BlackTurd. BazKee h``warned her of the need tu cnow the smawal prinnt, and iwz enroqxled tu comport it. And wi dhatt, wee wr on the wecj tu CGG. SM from LD _23¡37¡22 Ih cnocced for =dhee the other dacj x[] mc LD

11*38 MN19 & HPMN.
—•••—2010`6`29T NK ordyred Charles tu get from Primark cloathes for mee sodht mygh cloathes kud be washen. Hm a replace:ment for the set `t was sluññ aot. Charles told `t heez not a contemplatyf but a poet & a modyl. And a lesbian.
. [Clear:ly ^`was a jurnyh hoam.]
. SM tu LD

23:==:19 Neena turned up ^d bearyng a new jabber-port for mee eeqfn a BlackBerry Deuhice. 2ds after ih got the M\Razr back! Oy it's trickyqx tu uze! Tiny buttons.[] SM from LD _23¢45¢05 Hao brilliant ! & peculiar x x x[]
Ih telephoned LD

11*47: Susan's computer was stolen hennce noe replygh; tyz 1 thiññ after another;; ^d HC seddf `t the hee-kitten deucjed under a sofa; td hee seddf `t hee wanteth tu off-load Furry , and keep the hee-kitten - ih hope the death yz fantasye; LD & Susan are goeyng dhere tm;; LD propozed meetyng up in q`sd, and it was soe; 23m51. LD was un:settled. Shee dydnt cnow whygh dhen figured `t it be bcoz a crack-head h``been telephonyng Susan (in hind-siht tyz obuhi the death of a kitten). Wee goy in:tu LD's room. D`was 3pk32 on the meter. After rummyj, ih walked her tu the junction. LD propozed hookkyng up for tee on Moonog.
—•••—2010`6`30W MdMcDd came tu the doör

11. Prezznt:ly coffee, and ih sat on the 4^` step. PigWit came a:loññg dhen Keqfin came aot. Hee got on hyz wecj; ih don't cnow w`r bcoz PigWit was dhere. Tu PigWit's abode. The interNet connexion was daon; pants. PigWit goy aot

qt4. Ih restored the connexion the old wecj.
. Ih telephoned LD

10*07: sheewz settlyng a kitten in shog; the other kitten yz in-deed dead; LD was busyh wi the suruhihuhor, talk later; 49s. Ih popped in:tu The Percy for tu talk tu Lydia: redy tu crash aot. Dhen tu G^Munch. SM tu LD

mn22 Yz the lytl miaow settled? Hao was it in HC's flat? What dyde HC & Susan make of each other? Miaow![] SM from LD _00:31:41 Susan dydnt meet HC but heewz in surprizinng:ly good form consideryng [?the death.] x meow x[]
—•••—2010`7`01H 10¢¢. Prezznt:ly ih sat on the 4^` step for tu write bt the holocawst. FunBeam came thru the doör , and expressed delyght `t ih hollered at PigWit. Loe MdMcDd; prezznt:ly coffee dhoe it wuld make moar sense tu get on wi preparation.
. zCookkyh wyrd:less:ly took oqfer from mee, and noe1 aasked awwt. 2 FC`n arriqfed in the library r` a mnt later eeqfn zSRo & zBlanky. The studye be real good. zSRo clacjmed tu be Jewish, but yz actuhaly `Liberal Progress`. Iwz chozen tu put the r·˙· implements a:wecj, which took a loññg time. zSRo sat beside mee at the F·˙·B·˙· dhoe iwz soe late. Dhen shee offered tu conuhecj mee tu Hammer^Smith Station. Ih must h`dun summnk riht. zAlJo told mee tu accept the offer soe ih accepted it.
. SM from Sabhbha _21:43:06 Hyghts tm[]
—•••—2010`7`02F 11. Loe MdMcDd breef. Iwz too floppose tu goe aot. PigWit came tu the winndow

r3, dhen ih goy tu hyz abode. In a stoind or soe iwz flop-free, soe ih got redy and goy tu HyghtSploj. Elacjne, KAAML, Claude; Boosh; James Matter:nic. Sabhbha told Kaaml & Elacjne bt Caroline: wunce when Sabhbha ,while in con`on wi Caroline bie I`M, made 3 mis:takes; Caroline hoatf `t the con`on was oqfer; grumpation. Wee left after 11.
. D`was recjn when ih reached Padd^gn. Ih reached the platform

11*57. Ih was in luck: the trundle was delacjed , and was expected in q\sd. LD r`up

mn???: the kitten meweth a great deal; Crow was watchyng a flick soe like shut up; meet in the haose in 10mnt;
. A fox emitted an awFul noize in the garden soe ih goy dhere for tu chase the bugger a:wecj. Dhen ih goy tu the frunt, and loe LD was openyng the l`room doör; ace bluddyqx timance dhatt fox. Wee fed Sparks & Frecjdi. A new black cat came a:loññg soe wee fed him too. LD cleaned her hats dhen ,at mygh recommendation, dyde em up in a sack. And dhen she took her wash:ment hoam. Shee r`up

mn12 12m47.
—•••—2010`7`03R 11. And p\well statim, ih got redy , and goy tu HxH. zDuffy was the T·˙·; *** hahd noe idea w`r the L·˙· hahd a suppliqxe of the rtl. Soe ih got on wi prinntyng it. The LexMark mysheen broke daon. Dhen it churned aot 6 extra copyxz of p1 and a copye of 1 & 2. Prezznt:ly it churned aot an extra copye of p19 dhen jammed it:self dhere:wi. Ih got the rtl redy in time for F·˙·B·˙·. zSRo yz the i·˙·G·˙·. Shee took the fresh:ly-made copyxz of the rtl tu the Neophytes. Later ih met the neophytes: zNusha and zBabich. zNusha h``been attendyng F·˙·B·˙· for 5◊! zSRo expressed a wyshe tu conuhecj mee, clear:ly wi HammerSmith qxgenn in mind. Ih s``t ih was thynkyng of getyng suppliqxe in WacjtRoze, soe shee conuhecjed mee tu WacjtRoze. Ih got hoam ymb 10 , and flopped in:tu bed.

2010`7`04S PigWit came tu the winndow

11¿43 , and hoatf 1 o`clock. Ih felt rubbish but got up. PigWit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode soe ih goy dhere. 3sd later ih felt much better. PigWit was curiös bt Oz:borne soe ih looked up Oz:borne on the Net: heez the sön of the 17th baronet of BallenTacjlor. Dhis nollj wobbled PigWit, which was not fun. Hee d`tu sleep it off. Paurig & Duggy turned up; breef stecj. PigWit goy tu bed,
. Ih charrjed the BBD. SM from NK 02`7`2010_14„08„57 Gosh [^], ur phone is still swichched off! =Dha_needeth tu be =plus regular wi =dhye =charrjance[].

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======2010`3`09 SM ty LD 00¡38 Frecjdie jumped aot of nowhere dhen walked 15feet. And dhen shee hydde under a karr. Miaow![]

======2010`6`15 SM ty LD 11*19 No feyry, no messyj, no surprize. And tm yz IsisNephthys dacj. Nu Friggog. x`x`x[] `6`16_00¡41 Ime in bed. Good niht, F…G…. Tm: Isis-Nephthys; nu Thunrog or Friggog x`x`x[]
======2010`6`17 SM ty LD 10*31 7 Mark M»"« Masons attended Lojj ;;d. The quorum yz 9, so ;;was no solemnyty. D`was rumble-noize on the roof; eh? Skwyrels![]
======2010`6`18 SM ty LD 6*54 Ime in The Percy. Fancie lollapynp a``g? Miaow[]
======2010`6`21 SM ty Jynjy 2¢57 Heyl Jynjy! Merie Solstyce; dance like mental! A heap of time h`goan bi; missyng dhee; x`x`x[]

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•D``z noe text for 23_24_25_&_26•

2010`6`27S 1¿55. PigWit bade me cyme in:tu hyz abode, so ih goy dhere , and stecjed dhere awal dacj bcoz ih wanted tu keep mygh strength for Thunrog. Dugie was dhere for a while. PigWit reported `t LD sawt mee on Thunrog niht.
—•••—2010`6`28M MdMcDd came tu the doör; coffee. D`was a spot on mi left elbow; rrk:sm. PigWit in the garden a while. Ih figured `t cnoccyng m`self aot wud be un:help:ful so ih dydnt go tu DxA.
. NK cawaled mee from the allyh! Shee h``brawt a new jabber-port for mee eeqfn BBD. Charles led us tu Industrial Art. In the winndow on Portobello Road, d``z a SM like `t which mygh mödhyr hahd. Dhen wee sawt food. NK remembrf seeyng a T.hai munch. Loe T.hai on ??????? Road. It was shite, and the bill was neah 44pkp. On the wecj back tu the karr, wee faond the munch NK hahd in mind.
. NK spoke of clash wi BlackTurd. BazKee h``warned her of the need tu cnow the smawal prinnt, and iwz enroqxled tu comport it. And wi dhatt, wee wr on the wecj tu CGG. SM from LD _23¡37¡22 Ih cnocced for =dhee the other dacj x[] mc LD @11*38 MN19 & HPMN.
—•••—2010`6`29T NK ordyred Charles tu get from Primark cloathes for mee sodht mygh cloathes kud be washen. Hm a replace:ment for the set `t was sluññ aot. Charles told `t heez not a contemplatyf but a poet & a modyl. And a lesbian.
. [Clear:ly ^`was a jurnyh hoam.]
. SM tu LD @23:==:19 Neena turned up ^d bearyng a new jabber-port for mee eeqfn a BlackBerry Deuhice. 2ds after ih got the M\Razr back! Oy it's trickyqx tu uze! Tiny buttons.[] SM from LD _23¢45¢05 Hao brilliant ! & peculiar x x x[]
Ih telephoned LD @11*47: Susan's computer was stolen hennce noe replygh; tyz 1 thiññ after another;; ^d HC seddf `t the hee-kitten deucjed under a sofa; td hee seddf `t hee wanteth tu off-load Furry , and keep the hee-kitten - ih hope the death yz fantasye; LD & Susan are goeyng dhere tm;; LD propozed meetyng up in q`sd, and it was soe; 23m51. LD was un:settled. Shee dydnt cnow whygh dhen figured `t it be bcoz a crack-head h``been telephonyng Susan (in hind-siht tyz obuhi the death of a kitten). Wee goy in:tu LD's room. D`was 3pk32 on the meter. After rummyj, ih walked her tu the junction. LD propozed hookkyng up for tee on Moonog.
—•••—2010`6`30W MdMcDd came tu the doör @11. Prezznt:ly coffee, and ih sat on the 4^` step. PigWit came a:loññg dhen Keqfin came aot. Hee got on hyz wecj; ih don't cnow w`r bcoz PigWit was dhere. Tu PigWit's abode. The interNet connexion was daon; pants. PigWit goy aot @QT4. Ih restored the connexion the old wecj.
. Ih telephoned LD @10*07: sheewz settlyng a kitten in shog; the other kitten yz in-deed dead; LD was busyh wi the suruhihuhor, talk later; 49s. Ih popped in:tu The Percy for tu talk tu Lydia: redy tu crash aot. Dhen tu G^Munch. SM tu LD @MN22 Yz the lytl miaow settled? Hao was it in HC's flat? What dyde HC & Susan make of each other? Miaow![] SM from LD _00:31:41 Susan dydnt meet HC but heewz in surprizinng:ly good form consideryng [?the death.] x meow x[]
—•••—2010`7`01H 10¢¢. Prezznt:ly ih sat on the 4^` step for tu write bt the holocawst. FunBeam came thru the doör , and expressed delyght `t ih hollered at PigWit. Loe MdMcDd; prezznt:ly coffee dhoe it wuld make moar sense tu get on wi preparation.
. zCookkyh wyrd:less:ly took oqfer from mee, and noe1 aasked awwt. 2 FC`n arriqfed in the library r` a mnt later eeqfn zSRo & zBlanky. The studye be real good. zSRo clacjmed tu be Jewish, but yz actuhaly `Liberal Progress`. Iwz chozen tu put the r·˙· implements a:wecj, which took a loññg time. zSRo sat beside mee at the F·˙·B·˙· dhoe iwz soe late. Dhen shee offered tu conuhecj mee tu Hammer^Smith Station. Ih must h`dun summnk riht. zAlJo told mee tu accept the offer soe ih accepted it.
. SM from Sabhbha _21:43:06 Hyghts tm[]
—•••—2010`7`02F 11. Loe MdMcDd breef. Iwz too floppose tu goe aot. PigWit came tu the winndow @r3, dhen ih goy tu hyz abode. In a stoind or soe iwz flop-free, soe ih got redy and goy tu HyghtSploj. Elacjne, KAAML, Claude; Boosh; James Matter:nic. Sabhbha told Kaaml & Elacjne bt Caroline: wunce when Sabhbha ,while in con`on wi Caroline bie I`M, made 3 mis:takes; Caroline hoatf `t the con`on was oqfer; grumpation. Wee left after 11.
. D`was recjn when ih reached Padd^gn. Ih reached the platform @11*57. Ih was in luck: the trundle was delacjed , and was expected in q\sd. LD r`up @MN???: the kitten meweth a great deal; Crow was watchyng a flick soe like shut up; meet in the haose in 10mnt;
. A fox emitted an awFul noize in the garden soe ih goy dhere for tu chase the bugger a:wecj. Dhen ih goy tu the frunt, and loe LD was openyng the l`room doör; ace bluddyqx timance dhatt fox. Wee fed Sparks & Frecjdi. A new black cat came a:loññg soe wee fed him too. LD cleaned her hats dhen ,at mygh recommendation, dyde em up in a sack. And dhen she took her wash:ment hoam. Shee r`up @MN12 12m47.
—•••—2010`7`03R 11. And p\well statim, ih got redy , and goy tu HxH. zDuffy was the T·˙·; *** hahd noe idea w`r the L·˙· hahd a suppliqxe of the rtl. Soe ih got on wi prinntyng it. The LexMark mysheen broke daon. Dhen it churned aot 6 extra copyxz of p1 and a copye of 1 & 2. Prezznt:ly it churned aot an extra copye of p19 dhen jammed it:self dhere:wi. Ih got the rtl redy in time for F·˙·B·˙·. zSRo yz the i·˙·G·˙·. Shee took the fresh:ly-made copyxz of the rtl tu the Neophytes. Later ih met the neophytes: zNusha and zBabich. zNusha h``been attendyng F·˙·B·˙· for 5◊! zSRo expressed a wyshe tu conuhecj mee, clear:ly wi HammerSmith qxgenn in mind. Ih s``t ih was thynkyng of getyng suppliqxe in WacjtRoze, soe shee conuhecjed mee tu WacjtRoze. Ih got hoam ymb 10 , and flopped in:tu bed.

2010`7`04S PigWit came tu the winndow @11¿43 , and hoatf 1 o`clock. Ih felt rubbish but got up. PigWit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode soe ih goy dhere. 3sd later ih felt much better. PigWit was curiös bt Oz:borne soe ih looked up Oz:borne on the Net: heez the sön of the 17th baronet of BallenTacjlor. Dhis nollj wobbled PigWit, which was not fun. Hee d`tu sleep it off. Paurig & Duggy turned up; breef stecj. PigWit goy tu bed,
. Ih charrjed the BBD. 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dhen="dhen" run="run" a:wecj.[]="a:wecj.[]"> _01¢53¢38 Ok thanks Barnes x x[] <_mn59 it's="It's" safe="safe" tu="tu" cawal="cawal" em="em" rapissts="rapissts" but="but" not="not" n*****s.="n*****s." course="Course" it's="It's" best="best" not="not" tu="tu" need="need" tu="tu" cawal="cawal" em="em" enfnk.<'="enfnk.<'" eh="Eh" what="what" afro="afro" letter?="letter?" and="And" dha`z="dha`z" wellkm.="wellkm." x="x" x="x" x[]="x[]" _02¢04¢01=" _02¢04¢01" thanks="Thanks" dhat="dhat" txt="txt" ih="ih" sent="tu" =dhee="=dhee" in-stead="in-stead" of="of" [tu]="[tu]" crissteen.="Crissteen." cjes="Cjes" ih="ih" agree.="agree." cawal="cawal" the="the" pests="pests" what="what" yw="yw" can="can" get="get" a:wecj="a:wecj" wi[]="wi[]">_02¢15¢25 Good =niht sweet Barnes x[] <_1¢20 good="Good" niht="niht" stripy.="Stripy." see="See" dhee="dhee" at="at" the="the" week-end="week-end" nu.="nu." x="x" x="x" x[]="x[]">_02¢22¢03 x x x[]
—•••—2010`7`09F NK r`up @MD: shee hazz an appoint:ment @QP3; shee mused `t shee shuld be back in time; 38s. Ih uhewed the time 3¢33 and fecjled tu twig the significance. Ih twigged it at 3¢47; rush. NK r`up @4¢23 Should`m Street 23s. mc @4¢31. Ih got dhere @4¢42. Cluster-fuck h``taken place: till MD td, NK dydnt cnow `t the appoint:ment be 4; Charles wasnt at hoam; B`SB dydnt realize `t NK was cymyng strecjcjt back; ih losst track of time. Ih telephoned B`SB ymb 7: cymyng tm at a liberal 4. Ih hahd a kwylt-kuqfyr azz beddyth; in dhis wedhr, tyz quite suffycient.
—<•>—2010`7`10R 10¢53. NK took Charles tu a shop for tu help wi luggyng purchases. Prezznt:ly NK goe tu another shop. B`SB turned up soon after 4. NK got back ymb HP4. B?SB was keen tu watch `Simon Boccanegra` which was on BBC2 @HP6, soe NK was like watch it heer. Ih too watched it: grippinng stuff,. shame it hazz tu be in foryn. B`SB left strecjcjt after the end. D`was madhel of the loadh:sm kupl afore sleep.
. SM tu LD @01¢46¢42 Ime still in Lebonia. Hao yz life in Crow's nest? Hao yz Dud:leyh? Miaow x x x[]

2010`7`11S NK cawaled mee @10¢13. Ih was swifft:ly appointed culinary assystant. SM from LD _12¢01¢53 Life is good[;] hao are thiññs dhere? Dud:leyh yz a lytl cuti monstyr x[]
. _!_!_ a dojjyqx dentihhst: heez big on beleef and short on basic skill. Dhen wee got redy for the machch. In extra time, the referee pissed mee riht off; ime sure `t plentyh will be written bt the referee's actions, soe ih needn't bodhdher wi the effyrt.
. SM from LD Samsung_02¢29¢41 Hi Barnes[,] hao yz life at Hitler[']s?[]
—•••—2010`7`12M The cleaner raññ the doör-bell ymb 9, dhen iwz shunted in:tu the offykj-room; shit-fuck. Dhen NK brawt mygh clean clothes, which meaneth `t dhey are NL clean; dog fuckyng shit-fuck. The cleaner left at 1 - dhatts 4sd soe ih must h`been a:sleep much of the time. What a start tu Apprentice Boys Dacj!
. r5p6 ih aasked NK bt the cloathes: the cleaner took dhem aot of the bath-room and ploññked dhem in Charles's room soe NK took it in:tu her head tu fech dhem tu mee.
. SM from LD Samsung_18¢56¢49 BBD_17¢57¢20 Hi Barnes hao =yz_dha? Dud:leyh yz a lytl monstyr rascal , hee luqfqfeth plecj fyhtyng . Hee fell a:sleep on the pylow =next tu mee td x x x[]. HC r`up @6:42€ `t wee meet up: not feasybl td; 1m==. Ih meant tu goe hoam tn but ih huññ bt tu excess soe ih stecjed another niht.
. LD r`up @MN40: Paul the octopus; the referee rigged the machch;; the S`U interaction sploj;;; sudden:ly wee wrnt connected 30m19. Ih cawaled back @1¢22 17m24 Chiajo leaqfyng the place, and the circumstance ^`of; syrupyqx commentary on Nigeria's dumpation aot of the contest; Churchill on Africans;;; moar on the Wyrld Cup; mygh oof ran aot. SM frtm LD _01¢41¢19 Speak soon x[]
—•••—2010`7`13T 8; ih got redy. Ih perused the dental stuff at 1¿48. NK persuaded mee tu stecj for a pizza. mc RF @11¿37. NK was intreeged tu hear `t LD desired mygh prezznce. Ih left @r3.
. D`was fylth prezznce in LBGr Station - it was scaryqx, but ^`was noe aggro.. Tu FluffSplojj. Raanah was pleased `t iwz dhere, and shee hopeth `t ih alz sheaw up.
. SM tu LD @20¢46¢14 ime in Confusion Sq x x x[] SM from LD _22¢52¢57 Samsung23¿53 Hi barnes[,] ih fell a:sleep. Hao =yz_dha? Hao wr thiñs at Hitler's h[ao]se? x x x[] The epithet Hitler threw mee for a moment.
—•••—2010`7`14W 11¿40. Loe Keqfin; heewz goeyng tu the ynary bcoz of a corn. Tu PigWit's abode. A ploddak came tu the doör: it be bt the aggro in June. PigWit wrote & siñned a state:ment `t hee duzznt want tu action the matter, but included a mention of Narcissic PD. G*Munch was shut. Tu Sahi's Cychen, or hooeqfr's kychen it yz dheez dacjs.
—•••—2010`7`15H MdMcDd came tu the doör @10¿17. Tu PigWit's abode bcoz ih wanted tu skraonj hyz inter-web connexion and bcoz hee wanted help wi hyz prinnto. The bank detacjls are the same. The prinnto hahd noe paper. And when ih got the paper in:tu place, PigWit plecjed ymb wi it for tu get it in:tu action.
. Td heewz meetyng hyz kuzzn, and hee felt need of a companion for fear `t the kuzzn be uhicjolent. And soe ih accomed him. The kuzzn yz peace:ful, and wee & 3 others spent a good stoind in the pub. PigWit headed east, ih presume tu the Tecjgeg gruhp.
. In Groaqf, loe MdMcDd. If hee hahd PigWit azz a kuzzn, hee wuld make a point of destrocjyng awal connexion dhere:tu.
. mc NK 3¿04. LD r`up @9*38 13m44 shee telephoned Joseph O`Sweat: shee stecjeth a:wecj from the flat bcoz dhere's a uhicjolent necjbre, and Joseph O`Sweat hazznt dunn a thiññ bt it; the q`n of not sheawyng up for K`W dydnt cyme up;; 2d back MdMcDd took PigWit tu taask in_re thiññs in the uhestibule and seddf Dhere yz another resydent; dhen hee dropped the theme; ih reckon; hee remembrf hoo the other resydent yz;; ime back tu Lebonia tm; LD's stomakh yz soar soe sheez stecjyng at hoam awal niht.
—•••—2010`7`16F MdMcDd came tu the doör @9¿29. Gauraqf yz heer on Thunrog; fuckation, the effyrt of preparation. Charrjance dhen ih dyde the bank job. Weyrd shit: ih missed Shepherd's Bush station! On the wecj back, ih faond aot hao ih missed it: lasst ^^ the name was chanjed tu Shepherd's Bush Market. Bummer: ih reached the bank @3¿59, and dhey cloze it at HP4 meanyng @HP3 while BST yz in force. Tu the paper-shop..
<%%%>2010`7`16F+ . NK r`up @4¿58: shee hazz opinujon on the Black::Turd matter from a partner at Slawhter & Mecj eeqfn uhery much what ih seddf plus a good letter; 12m54. HC r`up @6**: heewz short:ly g`tu NHG; iwz g`tu Lebonia, soe meetyng up wasnt feasybl; 4m20. Dhen ih realized `t azz iwz g`tu Eroma, wee macj azz well meet dhere. Soe ih borywed Mahesh's jabber-port , and arrangjf tu meet up. HC choze the plus aot-of-the-wecj table. Ih reached CGG @10*33; Charles opened the dowr, and NK woke up for nu q`sd. Ih telephoned LD @MN NR.
—<•>—2010`7`17R r8. Ih reddf the draft from Mrs €€€€€€ck: sheez the business. Certn turns of phrase spriññ forth: `hahd expected the conuherse` `wiqf cauz` `On dhis basis, noe feez are dew.` NK & Charles goy tu a shop @r1.
. Ih telephoned G·˙·C·˙· @5p3 AM 25s. Ih telephoned Pater @xp3: computer; 48m20. NK & Charles came back, and wee concluded it. Prezznt:ly Charles & NK goy in:tu a Nippog restyronnt. Ih stecjed in 7CGG bcoz iwz well fed. Ih telephoned LD @7*30 NR. Dhis yz a smijjn wuryh:sm.
. NK propozed a trip for tu watch ???!???!???. Charles goy tu Eqfry:Man Baker Street for the tickets - d`wr noe tickets! Soe NK d`tu watch a flick at hoam. 1^` choyce `The Secret` and 2^` choyce `The Color[sic] Purple`. Nuffnk came on the screen. Soe shee ploññked _Purple: nuffnk. Dhen a cnown functional disc: nuffnk; the doodacky yz aot of ordyr. Ih telephoned B`SB: heez cymyng tu CGG tm between 4 & 5.
. mental disturbance, seeriös:ly not fun
. SM tu LD @2¢30 Noe replygh twice - dyde the stomakh get wyrse? Or yz the jabber-port duff? Ribbitt![]

2010`7`18S The == of Plate be azz 1 shuld expect. NK was freaked `t iwz freaked LN. Are yw g`tu apologize for ywr behaqfcjr LN in stead of jusst standyng dhere beyng silent? Well noe sinnce NK carryhed on freakyng mee when ih told her tu drop the topic and whygh. Use:ful shit. Ih thawt ih shuld goe hoam (or eeqfn tu a mental-health unit) but ih dydnt real:y want tu. In hind-siht, ih reckon ih shuld h`gonn hoam.
. Dhey wr dew tu goe tu a shop , but wr wyryhed bt the state iwz in, and wi good reason. Haoeqfr ih haqfqf a habyt of getyng back tu summnk resemblyng rihts soe dhey goy tu the shop azz ín:tended.. Dhey wr a:wecj a stoind or soe.
. NK goy tu BikramCjoga. Charles goy tu a sauna. NK got back jusst afore 4, and B^SB arriqfed jusst after 4. B^SB was uhisybly pissed off `t hyz wyrk h``been set aside. After a bunch of q`ns, hee hoatf `t heewz redundant , and shogged off. NK blamed mee for B^SB's departure.
. Ih washf mee dhen packed for the jurnyh. Iwz redy tu leaqf @8*56 and stecjed nu another q`stoind. SM from LD _19¢05¢02 Hi Barnes[,] sorry ih dydnt get back tu =dhee: iqfe been a bit ill with a bug. Dud:leyh kitten yz =uherye liqfe:ly happyqx & funnyqx.[;] heez soe cute.[]
—•••—2010`7`19M Ih thawt `t PigWit duzznt turn up in the middst of dacj, and wi:in a mnt hee cnocced on mygh winndow; QP10. 5t11; tu PigWit's abode. LN hee transformed an Amstrad E*Macjler in:tu a web-portal.
. When iwz bt tu get redy tu goe tu Strand, ih came oqfer sleepyqx. After slumber, iwz hungry soe ih ate oats. At xf Circus, the #453 bus hahd malfunction: the ramp in the middle wuldnt goe back in:tu its slot. Ih reached DxA @8*33; it lookketh like iwz asleep 2sd or soe. Pozner & [Inndia*mush]
. mc HC @10*25 & 11*09. And weyrd:ly 1 marked azz ^d @4¿43. Tu PigWit's abode; ih thynk hee cawaled mee. LD r`up @01?????????, and ih kudnt get tu it. SM from LD _02¢18¢24 Hi barnes, ih jusst [nao] tricjed tu cawal =dhee. X[]
. SM tu Jinnji @2¢¢ D``z a siñn at Marble Arch declaryng the limyt of the Congestion Charrj zone. It will cyme in use:ful if Bojo eqfr scrappeth the western extension. x x x[]
—•••—2010`7`20T Tu Shepherd's Bush for tu doo the cash-job. Ih got off at Padd^gn! Ih faond Bc Bank on Spriññ Street , and got on wi the job. Ih ate a baked praty at a near:bie munch. Dhen ih goy tu Shepherd's Bush for real.
. Ih bawt jam d`nuts in Gregg's shop. In:tu [cheap]: driññks. at modest prices. Dhen tu the paper-shop.
. Loe Lydia; shee shook mygh hand dhen skweezed mygh fingers. Dhis seemeth tu be seeriös. Ih dyde coffee. Lydia seemed tu see it azz a dis:traction not azz keepyng the business soluhent. D`was a siññer beltyng aot slush; the effect was noize
. LD came tu the winndow. Shee barked the phrase Aard`qfark, and ih barked the wyrd Tapir - wee startled each other. LD bade mee cyme tu Crow's nest for tu meet Dud:leyh, and it was soe. LD h`bawt toy myce for Dud:leyh.
. LD aasked Crow w`r hee wuld like tu haqfqf a black dick. Hee seddf It wuldnt mach the rest of mee. Dhis be basic:ly the same remark Caroline the Stranj made at the reception but wi a dick in-stead of a left leg. Crow yz "a pagan wauryör". Wauryörs doo not fit well wi F`^`F`^`. LD yz takyng a loññg time oqfer sortyng dhis matter aot.
. Back at the haose ^`was sume lunacy frtm Pig:Wit, which ih reported tu LD bie SMS @2¢03 Dha_ Hughi_ Crow and ,tu a lesser extent, ih are attackyng PigWit bcoz heez an Irish Republican. Heez >not< a fuckyng nationalisst! Soe nao wee cnow.[]
—•••—2010`7`21W Iwz sleepyqx. PigWit hoatf `t Duggy was dooyng wood:wyrk for him. Ih uhisyted em breef:ly. Rp from LD _14¢00¢37 Cjes peculiar[;] nao wee cnow! X[]
. Ih paced the garden in the endeqfyr tu get riht for wyrk. @2¿02 ih heard FunBeam at wank. Quhite hlaod shee was - for 6mnt!
. Loe Keqfin, and wee talked on the top step. FunBeam came hoam , and smiled at mee azz if tu secj wee haqfqf a secret. Shee told `t Pig:Wit woke her ymb 1 on Friggog niht wi radio.
. Tu G*Munch. Loe Lydia direct:ly in line wi the corner soe ih strode strecjcjt tu her, and wee hahd seeriös natter. Riht arm; reciprocation.
. Tu PigWit's abode. Telephone @MN20 afore ih washf mygh hands. SM from LD _01¢22¢34 Hi Barnes, ih jusst [nao] tride tu cawal dhee. X[] SM tu LD @2¢25 Iwz in Pig:Wit's abode. Mygh hands wrnt clean enuhhf for swifft access tu the jabber-port. Miaow![]
—•••—2010`7`22H 7, 2 Pro`Plus. MdMcDd brewed coffee. While scoopyng stuff on the floör, ih hahd an accydent tu the riht index finger - aoch fuck. Loe Gauraqf tu #30. Hee & OmoAi came tu Croak^Fold dhen wee awal goy tu the secret chambr. Prezznt:ly MdMcDd took oqfer from OmoAi.
. Keqfin. Hee concurreth on plans of action "Jusst fuck off." NF`Neck breef:ly. Tu G*Munch. Tu Select Shop. Lydia was readyng shog. PigWit harked CB Radio in the garden. Ih goy tu bed @r QP9€. PigWit aasked `t ih wake him @11; awal riht.
. SM tu LD @10*33 C^P^A yz oqfer wunce moar; fed up wi it. PigWit hazz taken tu radio in the garden. Noe1 attacked him td - must be bcoz it's St Madelecjne's Dacj. Miaow x x x[] LD r`up @10*35: St Madelecjne's dacj; PigWit's anti-social antics; LD wuld be at the haose in q`sd; 24m04. Ih figured `t LD wasnt g`tu get heer tn , and got back tu bed @MN. LD arriqfed @MN32; sheewz shiccre. Shee spoke of Julia Roberts and dhoze bum-lips. LD was late bcoz Taara the astrologer frihted her wi a tale of big stuff in the near future.
—•••—2010`7`23F QPMD. OmoAi alerted mee tu the barbecue @MD35 and soon iwz dhere. Bike:Dyke was cookkyng proper food; odd, ih got noe índycation `t shee be qfejji. Ih ate kuskus plus cechup in a bun. Clare hoatf sawsyjes, soe ih added sawsyjes tu the arrangj:ment. 2 CSO:s turned up 7361 & "Liz". 7Up bie BritQfic yz poizon-free where-azz Sprite seemeth dojjyqx. Clare after washyng up moaned `t her dress was soaked. Shee seddf Feel it. Ih felt it: moist.
. PigWit & Maura shewed up after the chacjrs wr put a:wecj. PigWit took hyz haul hoam. Dhen FunBeam! Shee sat beside Maura, dhere bg noe chacjrs. Shee aasked hoo & what Maura be , and shewed shock at the mention & thawt of PigWit.
. After;ward Maura & ih hahd natterance :(): the haose. Preests shaggyng childryn, politics wi:in the roman church.
. SM tu LD @MN04 Ime not getyng dhere tn. Tm? If soe, what time? Miaow.[] SM frtm LD _01¢20¢30 Ih don't[? cnow what time; it lookketh like ih stopped writyng at dhatt point and dydnt get back tu it.]
—<•>—2010`7`24R+ 11¢44. Ih goy tu Julia the fortune-teller; 25pkp. Back hoam for tu write it up.
. PigWit summoned mee tu hyz abode, soe short:ly ih goy dhere. PigWit bunged on wobble eeqfn snappyng at mee bt summnk `t be nuffnk tu doo wi mee. Ih fucked off aot dhen goy back for tu log aot of yahoo. PigWit was. sorry bt snappyng at mee soe ih stecjed dhere; still noe explanation or examynation dhoe. Denys Dunne sheawed up, ih thynk bie arrangj:ment Ih left @r10*53.
. L`room. Back tu Fold, and loe Pudiññ^Cat soe SM tu LD @11*57 Pudiññ^Cat yz heer.[]
. @1¢¢ ih heard feet in the allyh. Ih seddf Aard`qfark. Statim ^`was shreek - it was LD not beyng awal dhatt rational. LD aasked bt the SM LN. Shee hahd noe recollection of aaskyng mee tu write up what trubbl PigWit was in the yrly dacjs nor of aaskyng mee tu research Taara the astrologer. Where tu haññ aot: l`room yz too fylthyqx and the garden yz too spookyqx soe wee walked tu St Mark's Road. The fortune-teller :: ih haqfqf a stranj frennd hoow will alz be dhere. LD seddf Shee cawaled mee stranj?! Dhen seddf Ih suppoze feyryes doo seem stranj. Wee parted @HP1€.

2010`7`25S NK r`up @3¿41 business 3m18. Tu PigWit's abode. C*West`tt. Duggy. Dhey 3 goy tu a flick-show eeqfn bt Carmelites. Iwz dhere till dawn. SM from LD 10PM46¢14 Samsung23¢46¢38 Hi barnes[,] hao =yz_dha td ? x[].
—•••—2010`7`26M Maura raozed mee @1¿09. Shee jabbered at mee, and ih seddf start at the beginnyth. Shee h``rhung PigWit's bell, and PigWit wasnt tu the doör. PigWit came up the steps. Dhey goy tu the shriññkyj.
. After the appoint:ment, PigWit came in:tu the garden , and bade mee cyme tu hyz abode; and it was soe. PigWit goy aot @3 for 2sd. Ih got stuck in:tu studye of the murderer racjmondElliot. PigWit came back @9*10.
. LD cawaled mee ymb HPMN. Ih logged aot of awal net-shnizzle dhen goy back tu LD. LD noticed `t iwz particular:ly jibber:ful , and aasked whygh. Ih declined tu tell whygh azz such aware:ness wuld gloom her. Shee hazz an appoint:ment wi Clare tm; sheez takyng Crow dhere.
—•••—2010`7`27T QT10. MdMcDd came tu the doör; coffee. PigWit s``t hee kudnt open the combination-lock on a kubbrd. Hee bade &c but ih h``tu goe tu P`Land. Ih came oqfer floppose but still got tu Portobello Road. Loe hand-bags wiqf pictures of Audryh. In P`Land iwz floppose. Ih goy tu bed ymb 6**.
. Up 11*07. PigWit accuzed mee of chanjyng the combination. Only 2 ppl cnew the combination soe only wee 2 kud chanj it. Later on ih spotted `t heez wroññ: cheap combination-locks are teh junk, a1 wiqf wit and half a stoind tu spare kud chanj it. Ih told him `t it wasnt ih, and hee aasked what the numbr be. Wunce qxgenn, communication wi PigWit yz not possybl. Prezznt:ly ih goy back tu bed - dhatt was only 5sd.
—•••—2010`7`28W Ih woke up @8. FunBeam was at wank. Shee kept it up for 3&half stoinds - .a trew fluffojuse. Dhen dyde moar in the after-noon.
. Tu Select Shop. On the wecj ih lookked in:tu The Percy: Lydia was dhere, soe ih hahd food dhere. Sheewz wearyng jeans; jeans don't sewt her: her bum yznt big enuhhf for jeans. Tu mygh surprize, Lydia started wyrk in The Percy in April - nu a munnth afore ih d`tu get food dhere. Shee assumed `t iwz an old regular, ih gess bcoz ih cnew bt Awal Dacj Qfejji Brekfst.
. Ih bawt oats in Select Shop dhen goy back dhere for mineral water. The fluffojuse was at it for r` a stoind - aoh .. aoh .. aoh .. aoh skweal!
—•••—2010`7`29H PigWit hollered at mygh winndow @rHP11. Hee ^`bie woke mee from a sweqfn `t iwz learnyng Esperanto. mc @XTMD 0770`224`8855. NF`Neck cleaned hyz winndow.
. Loe a pijjon not able tu flygh.. At a gess, hyz or her shoulders are soar. Hee or shee walked trass the road dhen walked back. Hee or shee settled in aor cjard, which yz the safest place.
. Ih telephoned Cuqfalwen @1¿25 ,,41s. Tu P`Land. Ih came oqfer floppose in dhere, which yz not use:ful. Ih kud h`bawt moar if ih wr in proper fettle. Back hoam, ih sat on the coap tu eat crispogs & pickled ynions - ih wasnt up tu mygh uzuhal walkabaot shtick..
. Loe MdMcDd. PigWit h``told him `t ih chanjed the combination on hyz locks and `t ih h`been stealyng hyz under:wear for 8^^. MdMcDd was like W`r PigWit yz frennd or foe dependeth on hyz mood. Coffee in the garden of #30. D``z a new load of scrachch on the table: RugeChipsSkyz. Hee hazz noe moar idea `n ih what tyz meant tu mean nor hoow dyde it.
—•••—2010`7`30F MdMcDd raozed mee @10¿14; coffee. Iwz narrow awake; ih came a:liqfe ymb MD. Loe Clare; natter was breef azz Clare hahd bladder action. mc MdMcDd @2¿21. MdMcDd sheawed up ymb 3. Hee remooqfed a clear packet of decacjyng stuff wiqf a label in Chinese. Dhen wee took a load tu the recycle-station. At the junction wi CamBrydg Concrete loe rat:bag; shit the bich yz still a:liqfe.
. Tu the garden. PigWit while at crap (hyz bog winndow yz on tu the garden) wanted aduhice: Brewer &c stole shog from hyz flat. Dhen hee finyshk crap , and walked a:wecj. Ih ate Cheddar biscucjts & pickled ynions. PigWit came in:tu the garden ymb HP6, fortunate:ly when ih h``hahd mygh fyll and the hlids wr back on the jarrs. Heez g`tu chase the Brewer bich in:tu prizzan dhen get the bich sluññ aot wiqf noe hoam. Hee wasnt clear hao heez g`tu doo anyh of it. Hee took hyz pills at 6, soe clear:ly heewz aware of hyz mental state.
. SM from Morgan _21¢25¢07 Sorry ih haqfqfnt been in tuch earlier [wasnt in tuch sooner?!] (like 2 weeks a:goe!). [The] Lughnasadh Rituhal will be dhis =Sunnog @ 12¿45 pm in th Haw:Thorn Groaqf on Prim:roze Hyll azz uzuhal. Please remembr =tu briññ =summnk =tu driññk & a lytl food =tu share. Look 4ward =tu seeyng yw dhere[]
—<•>—2010`7`31R Up for crap short:ly afore 11 dhen ih stecjed up. PigWit came in:tu the garden: heewz takyng a defectyf doodacky back tu Maplin's; x@ HP2. Flopposis; prezznt:ly ih took 3 pills of ProPlus. Charrjance. Loe NF`Neck cymyng hoam. Hee h``been sleepyqx awal dacj. Ih remarked `t hee cawht it from mee.
. Ih made a walet from mylk boxxes ih gadhdhered from PigWit's abode oqfer the lasst 2 weeks. Ih uzed up mygh suppliqxe of staples on the job, and d`are noe staples on the sides. A job for next week: get staples.
. LD r`up @11*54: PigWit's latest lunacy; ih for:got tu menj `t hee nao blameth the Brewer bich_ Rjemke_ & LD for the striññ of dis:appeerance oqfer 8◊;; iwz sleepyqx td; LD yz sleepyqx, Crow yz sleepyqx, dheyr frennd Paul yz sleepyqx; MdMcDd yz sleepyqx!, ih mused `t a claod of sleepyng sick:ness came oqfer on an aeroplane from Africa probably the aeroplane OmoAi was on;; LD came oqfer puke:ly soe h``tu get off the telephone; 28m56.

2010`8`01S Ih uhewed the time: 5p10; ih got busyh wi the uhaoel pacjr OA. Loe Paul Smith, not the fashion waalaa. Heewz in Lex`m Hs for a while and nao hazz a flat in Harrow. Heez glad tu be aot of mental haozance and aot of North Kens^gn.
. Ih felt like eatyng chips wiqf burger sauce soe ih goy tu G*Munch. Loe LD at the junction wi Chest&Bum Road. Crow was near:bie on rohler-blades beyng silly and skill:ful. LD walked and Crow skated tu GoldPlop. LD yz fully mobile but yz lookkyng azz pale azz a Goffic.
. G*Munch was shut! Ih gess the new owner h`driqfyn soe much business a:wecj wi hyz minuscule loads `t d``z noe point in openyng the shop on Sunnog. Ih hahd dinner at Sahi's Cychen. 5pkp plus Pepsi 50p and it wasnt enuhhf soe ih supplemented it wi 3 samosas @85p. total cost 8pk05.
. SM from LD _22¢04¢16@BBD & _23¢05¢05@Samsung Hi Barnes hao yz_dha? x x x[] Rp@10*43 Wochcher Stripy, ime moast:ly sleepyqx. Yz dha oqfer the bummer:ness? Dha lookked fully mobile dhis eeqfnicg but pale. Eat greens! x x x[] >_23¢55¢47 Barnes mygh glands r still up =and ime cnaccered but still feeling better `n ih dyde. CJES ih must eat mygh greens x x x[]
—•••—2010`8`02M 10¿55. Prezznt:ly MdMcDd shewed up `t wee goe tu the postostow. Trubbl: the Card was nowhere tu be seen. The search uzed up a stack of time; haoeqfr ih found a 5er. PigWit came tu the garden. Hee aasked what ih reckon be at the back of the chanj of combination. 3_figure combination-locks are soe junk `t a1 wiqf enuhhf brecjn-puwwr tu striññ tgedhr 2 sentences findyng the doör open and haqfqfyng half a stoind tu spare kud find the combination. It be the deed of a prank:ster. Hee near ín:stant:ly identifyghed the prank:ster: azz a Nizzle liqfqfyng in Balfyr Hs what cnoweth him from St`Mungo's. Not awal the theft was dunn bie him; Maura stole the soda crystalls and LD stole the whiskey. Hee goy tu hyz abode, and the frunt doör was locked. Hee got in thru the back winndow. Dhis uzed up furdher time.
. Iwz sleepyqx, and the station yz aot of action for another 2 weeks. Ih uhewed the time: HP7€ - noe point in g`tu the Pagan Scene.
. Ih dumped a load of salad creme ih got from NK cjears a:goe. The manufacturer's trade-name be Hyden Uhallyh Ranch. purchase bie `y`2010. The nozzle yz billded in:tu the bottle, soe the bottle yznt much use azz a bottle, but tyz pretty neat azz a rtl drum. Ih wandered raond the frunt of the haose and loe Adama. Hee propozed g`tu George's Munch for dinner, and in a mnt wee trotted dhidhdher. Dhey doo good chips, the place ys warm, and Carmel the perjurer hazznt been seen dhere for cjears.
. SM from LD _22¢15¢52 [22¢16¢39 Samsung22¢16¢43] Hi Barnes[!] Dud:leyh yz a lytl smellyqx pudiññ. Heez gg =tu haqfqf hyz 1st baby injection on wed. =Hazz_dha eaten your'e[!] apples ? [x] x x[].
. @11*20 it struck mee `t PigWit's doör was locked bie s1ellse: hyz keeqxs wr in the flat.
—•••—2010`8`03T PigWit came tu the winndow @11¿40. Seddf hee Ah rubbish Polaroid. And seddf Dheez skittles are mine. Ih: Dhey`re not dhyne. Dhen hee stole the skittles game. Ih got up , got mygh boots on , and sawt the theef: gonn. Tu the paper-rig, and dhere hee was azz bold azz brass holdyng the game , and walkyng beside MdMcDd. Ih attempted tu take the game, which of course yz not soe easyqx. Ih punched the theef in the endeqfyr tu take the game; un:success:ful. The theef punched mee twice. MdMcDd stood between us. Ih ran back tu Fold , and telephoned plod.
. MdMcDd offered coffee, but ih declined it azz iwz too un:stable. Prezznt:ly Clare came back from a chip-shop and shared her chips wi mee. Plod shot strecjcjt paast the place dhen r`up tu aask where it be. BS131 Shirelle Robert$.
. SM tu LD @MD50 Dhat peece of shit PigWit stole the afore-menjed skittles game @11¿40. The fylth wr heer , and took q°"° oqfer dueyng jack shit. And BS131 s``t ~psykho shit-bag~ yz not fecjr comment! Hm BS131 duzznt cnow PigWit. Dhey shudnt h`let the shit-bag aot of the bin. Miaow![] Ih telephoned G`Centre @1¿15 in ordyr 27s. Ih telephoned Helen Such @1¿20 2m37 Max yz aot tm; meet up next week; LD's health. Ih telephoned Pater @1¿45 NR. Qxgenn @1¿55 25m51 an akkaont of the incident, azz sfw azz ih kud manijj; loe PigWit at the gate soe ih shogged off the telephone lest dhere be trubbl. PigWit uttered hyz telephone# tu s1 ih kudnt see dhen left the place. 3"" time 2¿25 13m07 moar of the same. Ih walked ymb the garden of #30 a great deal.. Ih figured `t ih shuld major the false complacjnt L◊. K\Room at Kens^gn. Crime Mj:ment Room.
. Tu FluffSplojj. Simön & hyz mum.
. Tu the secret chambr for the jabber-port. SM from LD _19¢38¢01 Ih don't understand [-] dyde hee cawal the pwlees on =dhee? What exact:ly happened? Meow[] Ih telephoned Pater @9*10: PigWit; Brrkbeck Kollej; Pater can't see the point of Ewclid's theorems - wunce yw haqfqf the princypl, what doo yw need the cases for?; the performance of Ewclid in F<>; 1^02m10. SM from LD _22¢59¢25 _23¢06¢15 _22¢05¢30@BBD Barney pls cawal me[] Ih telephoned LD @10*14 56m02.
—•••—2010`8`04W Md raozed mee @QT10. Hee spoke of cymyng back tu arrangj telephonyng the bank. Ih dydnt see him the resst of the dacj. SM frtm LD _04¢08¢59 Hao =yz_dha? X[]. Tu P`Land. Ih spent 40pkp dhere. Loe Keqfin; ih offered the desk-top computer tu him: noe interest. PigWit came oqfer tu us , and aasked Keqfin tu haññ a picture for him. PigWit goy hoam, and ih told Keqfin bt the incident ^d. Keqfin yz g`tu refuse the requhest on the graond `t hee duzznt fancy beyng accuzed of stealyng what`r dis:appeereth from PigWit's flat soon after:ward.
. Tu George's Munch. SM tu LD @9*30HP9§ PigWit h`been silent awal dacj. Summnk weyrd in_re Dud:leyh's arse: the soññ `Smellyqx Cat` frtm `Frennds` popped in:tu mygh head yrly ^d. Miaow?[]
—•••—2010`8`05H In the l`room @3¢58 ih lookked up - dacj-lyght! Ih h``tu get on wi the search ih hoped tu doo oqfer niht. Ih faond the card @4¢44.
. Ih sat on the 4^` step for tu transcribe a Hs`M document. 2 men got aot of a qfan marked Graffiti Solutions , and applyghd a lick of pecjnt tu the riht:most low wawal. The phrase Fuck Zarn yz NL legybl. PigWit walked pàst #36 and seddf Good morniññ. Ih mere:ly recjzed mygh left hand 7`` for 3 seconds. A moment later, Keqfin turned up and dissed PigWit. PigWit h``been bangyng on bt Ireland at Keqfin.
. Ymb 9 ih goy tu the paper-rig for tu aask MdMcDd tu see mygh wyrk soe far. Heewz dew in @HP11. Ih aasked w`r OmoAi was dhere: back in r`35mnt. OmoAi dew:ly sheawed up. Ih aasked him for aduhice on 2 shlock pacjrs of traozers: too shlock for Scope. Ih obseruhed `t the zips on 1 pacjr .are in good shape, soe ime taking dhatt pacjr tu the Scope Bin. But the cloth yz shit; tyz bie Blue Harbr.
. MdMcDd & OmoAi sheawed up ymb MD. It be a plezznt encaontyr, which be a mild surprize. Prezznt:ly ih dyde electronic:ry in the garden. PigWit was silent:ly in the garden from 4¿57~4¿59. Heewz in & aot another 6 times. Ih goy tu bed - worn aot fm wyrk. Dhen @7*04 Un:c`n: Yz he dhere? PigWit: Heez gonn; ime jusst haqfqfyng a cigarette.
. SM from LD _20¢43¢30 Re : Dud:leyh's bum . It's rekuqfered sinnce ^d?! The future still awacjteth [object?]. Hee went for hyz fyrst baby jab td. The qfet thynketh heez a picture of health. Heez turned in:tu a bonyh lytl lad. Ih picked him up and took him aot tu the garden (= Tewog) heewz awal wide-ygh:ed and kittenish X[] SM tu LD @7*55 The chuff from Dud:leyh yznt sume allyh catastrophe, it's Purr Fume.[] _21:02:41 Oh iwd secj [soe]! Heez a lytl tynker and a riht hand:sm boy. Hyz smellyqx bum macj well be old news. I`l keep =dhee up:dated X[]
—•••—2010`8`06F 8¿50. Ih dyde a bit of wyrk dhen came oqfer sleepyqx. Ih woke up gn3. Tu l`room for charrjance. D`was a load in the washo. FunBeam took a load of cloathes tu the washo , and took the fresh:ly dunn load hoam, for the wash:ment be herz.
. A deliqferye man from Pizza Hut aasked mee where #50 yz. Ih gessed saoth side. Heewz back in a mnt - not saoth side. Hee aasked mee tu speak on hyz behalf _._ the doör yz on LBGr. It still took him 3 goze tu find the place.
. When wash was dunn, ih rhaññ FunBeam's bell. Shee thanked mee for alertyng her dhen collected the wash:ment.
. Prezznt:ly ih picked up the BBD. SM from LD _18¢01¢11 Hao =yz_dha? X[] mc NK @7*42. SM from NK _19¢46¢25 ?????z, cawal mee.[]
—<•>—2010`8`07R SM from Carlos _11¢27¢44 Hello mate, com'n =tu briññ =dhee lunch.[] Soe ih goy tu the frunt, and dhere hee was, med Sue and bearyng a basin full of rice wiqf thiññs in it. Dhey wr in transyt, soe chat was minimal. The rice was cold & wet and ^`was excess spice, soe ih hope it real:y yz the thawt `t caonteth.
. Ih telephoned Helen Such @6*10 2m18 dhey dydnt release him; LD yz getyng oqfer gland-ill:ness; make mention of the seech. Ih telephoned LD @6*30 NR. Ih telephoned Degi @6*50 The numbr _._ not recognized!; shit.
. Ih telephoned LD @9*18 AS - ih clicked it off bie accydent 7s. Tu George's Munch - it was shut! SM fm LD _22:42:46 B* Pls cawal mee back x[] Ih telephoned her the same mnt eeqfn 9*42 10m50 LD woke up td wiqf a sense `t dhey`r keepyng Max loññger; shee reckoneth `t a screw or a lag waond Max up in ordyr tu get him baññed up extra.

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. Ih washf the wintyr kote and a belt LD dumped r2◊ a:goe. Ih reckon the belt will doo well azz a tie; nu ih shuld term it a beltotie. The belt was seeriös:ly frecjed in the middle, and when wash was dunn, it was broken in toow. Loe NF^Neck cymyng back from a dacj aot; hee felt shattered.
—•••—2010`8`09M NK r`up @11¿43 4m33 shee aasked w`r ih got the mj: cjeah dhen ih for:got tu rhiññ up, probably bcoz of PigWit; ih told the íncydent; NK seddf hee dyde it on purpose for sume reason.
. Gauraqf came tu the doör @MD; ih dydnt remembre `t wee wr dew tu meet up. MdMcDd wasnt dhere soe wee met up sinj him. OmoAi opened the secret chambr. Hee left the keeqxs wiqf Gauraqf dhen d`tu take em tu the paper-rig. Remark: OmoAi yz up tu hyz uzuhal degree of reason. Prezznt:ly hee brawt the keeqxs back bcoz heewz goeyng for lunch.
. HC r`up @3¿25 `t wee meet up 1m54. Ih got tu Big:Muck NHG in semi-decent time and heewz in the middst of a dose of coffee. Ih opined `t Big:Muck yz shit , and propozed `t wee goe in-stead tu Apostrophe. Ih scaoted it for clozance-time. Loe FunBeam, perhaps haqfqfyng been in dhere; greetance and noe moar. And loe Nick O`Greek gg tu Big:Muck. Clozance 6**, and prezznt:ly wee goy dhere. @6 tu Sub^Wecj. Wee goy back tu Big:Muck sodht HC kud access the www - hee h``tu look up the Uhecjled Prophets.. Loe Garri BlaaBlaaBlaa. And wee talked in:tu dacj-lyght.
—•••—2010`8`10T 3¿20. Ih ate crispogs and plugged in the Samsung jabber-port dhen goy tu FluffSplojj. Stephen Black^Gear spoke of a bodhdher:sm luny yclept Lorrcjane, sume of hyz talk saondhyng quhite luny. A wasp staññ him bcoz Lorrcjane the luny agyted it. Dogs uzed tu bite him bcoz Lorrcjane the luny agyted dhem. The Brix^n riot 1981 be bcoz Lorracjne the luny told em [the fylth?] `t heewz g`tu Brix^n when in realityh heewz getyng off at Stock Well. The descriptujon maketh moar sense `n the narration: shee sucketh up when shee wanteth summnk , and yz graolyqx much of the time.
. Ih collected the jabber-port. SM from Jinnji 09`8`2010_16:30:23 Soon bro qfer and =uherye busyh but let[']s meet soon. Xxx[] Eh? SM from LD _00¢32¢11 Hao are thiñs at Confusion Sq?[] _00¢33¢40 Gyqf us a cawal if =dha`z awake[] mc RF @6*51. Real late ih under:stood the MJ from Jinnji: [Wee shuld meet up] soon,=; [mygh] brödhyr [yz] oqfer [heer] and=consequhent:ly [ime] =uherye busyh. The lattr part yz sfw.
—•••—2010`8`11W 9¿18. Loe MdMcDd walkyng a:loññg the north calcey; not a good conjunction. Tu the frunt. Loe MdMcDd & Kris, and ih arrangjf the nao well oqfer:dew trip tu the postostow. And wee dyde the job r@11. Ih reported the theft of the table from l`room.
. Tu Earl's Court. @4¿54 loe a bloke on shides fitted wi wheels from West:Bourne Gr in:tu KP Road. :(): the station loe Thaleia. Wee goy tu Dino's munch. LorrOrd shewed up in half a stoind and wee stecjed till close tu clozance.
. @10*55 :(): 96ECRoad SN10CCJ secjled pàst mee. At Stan:leyh Concrete loe Garri BlàBlàBlà. Wee wr sleepyqx soe wee parted companye fecjr:ly soon.
—•••—2010`8`12H 10¿04. Charrjance & transcript awal dacj. Keqfin came in breef:ly. MdMcDd came in less breef:ly. Tu George's Munch. Ih hahd chips wiqf cheez: it was riht tastyqx; must doo it regular:ly.
—•••—2010`8`13F OmoAi raozed mee @8¿51. Prezznt:ly MdMcDd came tu the haose `t wee goe tu PMD tgedhr. Charles the lawure yz pure bald - ih look fax:ful bie comparyson.
. Charrjance. @MD39 S1 at the doör, soe ih opened it: PigWit; owe shit it's him. Heewz in l`room thrice moar eeqfn tu fech another load_ tu drycj boath loads_ and tu collect boath loads (which hee dyde in 1 goe).
. Ih telephoned Ruth Boge @7*55 ,,20s. Ih telephoned Saw:brydg @8*05 NR. Ruth Boge r`up @9*10 52m33 her dogs 2 from when sheewz m`d tu an oaf, Peni, Marsy;; in ?March a prospect rhaññ the bell at 4¢55 and seddf Doo yw haqfqf a uhacancy for tn?; Ruth Boge wasnt clear w`r the prospect meant what was left of dhatt niht or the next niht soe shee goy tu the frunt , and got dhere in time tu see the prospect getyng in:tu her karr tu leaqf the place.
—<•>—201`8`14R Ih woke up feelyng crud; 1¿50. Aspirin; charrjance, and ih stecjed in l`room. NF^Neck feched cloathes tu the washo. SM tu LD @2**^d ih met a lawcjr bt DLA. Thanks Stripy, it wuldnt h`happened sinj dhye help. Miaow x_x_x[]
. LD r`up @9*12 sheez real pleased at the mj; 20m04. @10** Crow came daon the steps tu l`room eeqfn bearyng LD's cloathes for wash. SM from LD _23¢43¢06 BBD_22¢43¢13 Dear B* pls don't wacjt up =for mee , [? ; or new sentence] i`l be dhere bt 1** & [= , and] =dha sleep Bunnykinnz x[] FunBeam came hoam jusst after ih got back from George's Munch.

2010`8`15S 1. Tu l`room. D`wr 3 Bulgars ^`in eeqfn wacjtyng for free food in the Rome-Den. The washo was emptyqx. SM tu LD @2¿44 Collected the wash:ment and dydnt cyme for mee? Miaow? x_x_x[] George's Munch.
. In:tu l`room and loe cloathes in the washo - it was a trick of the lyght! SM tu LD @4¿10 It was a trick of the lyght! Well collect em nao - dhere's a kew. x_x_x[] 4¿45 Adama came in:tu l`room , and shiffted HYZ cloathes from the washo tu the drycjo! SM tu LD @5¿10 It wasnt a bluddyqx well trick of the lyght - em was Adama's cloathes! Hao cyme noe contact soe far td? Miaow![] NFNeck came in soon , and dyde hyz wash.
. @6*40 PigWit came in and seddf Ime not the moast danjerös person on the [mumble], dhatt gie yz.. Heewz back a mnt later tu tell `t nobles in Rome eat turds presented on sylqfyr salqfers.
. @7*47 AHE turned up. SM from LD _20¢51¢58 Sorry Barnes[,] ih thawt it was too late & [ih] dydnt wasnt tu dis:turb =dhee x x x[> And _20¢54¢18 It[']s not mygh laund:ry[] AHE left @11**.
—•••—2010`8`16M 1**. Ih ate 7 bnaanaz dhen felt bad in the belyh. Loe MdMcDd. Hee aasked hao the week-end be. It took mee a while tu remembre the crud:ness.
. Ih sat on the 4^` step for nu 10mnt. MdMcDd feched letters: Hs`M soon and a trip tu Kew on the 27th.
. Ih dyde shaqfe in the garden. PigWit turned up. Hee aasked hoo bawt a teli for 200pkp. Hee cnew bt it bcoz hee h``seen the box. Dhen hee turned tu 36A , and seddf Him! Heez not an Irish:Man, heez an Irish FELOW. Felow yz a wyrd uzed in Qahero tu mean theef & bulyqx. In Qahero? Nu ih heard it wroññ.
. Ih dyde shoppyth in Portobello Road dhen got chips. After the chips, ih ate 3 tin-loads of Heinz Hoops , and felt better for it. Dhen ih came oqfer sleepyqx! Getyng tu the Pagan Scene became ympossibl.
. SM tu LD @10*22 Td be rubbish: ih hahd colly*wobble and iwz still hungry! wunce mygh innards wr sorted, ih came oqfer sleepyqx. The Pagan Scene was bie the bord. __Miaow__[] ?>_23:51:12 Oh noe! The Pagan Scene was slept a:wecj! meow[] Same mj tu Jinnji @11*35 but in-stead of Miaow concluded wi Groan x_x_x.
—•••—2010`8`17T Iwz woken bie shite-urgency. After shite _ the time: 7¿34. D`was quhite a bit moar shite. Loe MdMcDd; coffee. Ih majored on beyng redy for FluffSplojj.
. LEEH; shee dydnt seem tu fit in, and shee made noe contact wiqf mee. Attendance was sliht. Ih reckon Raanah h`run off wiqf the bloke shee ínuhited tu chyle wiqf her at the bench 2 weeks a:goe. Ih got stuck in:tu oqfer-dew wyrk on eemzl. It took up near:ly the hoal time. Joqkel; the finance yz real slow, but hee reckoneth `t dhey will cyme up wi it if pointed in the riht direction.
. Charrjance in SC dhen ih struck aot for Big:Muck NHG or enfnk ellse `t kud repel the gloom & teedium. Ih uhewed G^Munch. Tyz different: the wawals are clad in marble, ^`z noe glassen case at the winndow end, and ^`z a new frunt tu the caonter. Pankor. Hee goy in:tu G^Munch soe ih goy in dhere, and wee stecjed till clozance.
—•••—2010`8`18W MD24. Short:ly after lunch ih saw a skwyrel buryhyng a nut. PigWit: hee wanted tu shuqf M`Star thru mygh doör: noe. Dhen in l`room: ih nodded tu dhis propozytion. Hee shot off , came back , and ranted `t the IRA_ the RUC_ and the Metropolitan Fylth are actyf in aor uhillyj.
. D``z summnk wroññ wi mygh razyr: the motyr yznt engajyng the riht-hand blade-hriññ. Ih took it aot , and was able tu uze the left-hand blade-hriññ.
. On the wecj tu George's Munch, loe Pudiññ^Cat, which encaontyr ih relacjed tu LD @9*20 ih saw Pudiññ^Cat jusst nao. Ih hecjled him, hee greeted mee dhen parked him:self behind sume bords leaned on the bin-shed of #32. Miaow:ness! x_x_x[]
>_23¢31¢31 Oh luckyqx =dhee! Heez well cute. meow! x x x[] <@10*50 Luckyqx Pudiññ^Cat - hee hahd >mygh< cömpanie! ;) Dhis after:noon ih saw a skwyrel buryhyng a nut. Ekcekcekc! x_x_x[] >_23¢58Well of course! Dhatts well cute [-] a lytl skwyrel plecjyng wi hyz nuts[] Sume times ih wunder bt LD's prim:ness.
—•••—2010`8`19H Up awal Wednog niht, and ih dydnt doo enfnk use:ful. SM tu LD @6¢¢ Hee patted the earth in:tu place like an amateur gardener pottyng a plaant. Croak![] SM tu Jinnji @6¢¢ On Wednog after:noon ih saw a skwyrel buryhyng a nut in aor garden. Hee patted the earth in:tu place like an amateur gardener pottyng a plaant.[] Rats - ih for:got tu add Croak. Ih fell a:sleep sume time after 8.
. OmoAi raozed mee ymb HP11 for the Hs`M. Attendance: him_ mee_ Adama_ a new bloke yclept Abu. The FK trip tu Kew. Dhey are holdyng a fyghr-wank soon bcoz SPP told em tu. Hao tu doo shisha sinj settyng off a smokonoize. Whygh attendance yz soe poor. After a few mnt of silence, OmoAi figured `t the meetyth was oqfer.
. zAlJo r`up @3¿14 12m31 ^`z a bunch of jobs for mee at HxH: 1 :^: needeth 1^`° rtl & hand:book; hee hazz sume P·˙· of A·˙· tu turn in:tu uzable form. Ih telephoned zDiomar @4¿20 1m29 hyz wife (ih presume soe) ansyred it, and ih left the message. Ih scrapped the tu*doo note, and the BBD dyde summnk weyrd: it recorded the job azz dew bie M03`z`292269055_@4¿47.
. Tu Shepherd's Bush bearyng 25 5ers for Mahesh. At clozance of the shop, ih telephoned HC @6*05 1m10 `t wee meet up in Eroma; heewz too sleepyqx tu goe aot. In Eroma, it struck mee `t ih can doo net-action dhere. SM from LD _20¢37¢45 Dhat's well cute ! Meow[] mc NK @6*58.
. Ih telephoned LD @10*30 1^23m22 the plezhr of OmoAi's companye;; in a mild:ly heated ex:chanj, Crow s``t hee liketh \^\ bcoz hee feeleth good bt likyng em; the media told him tu, socicjetyh told him tu; ih imagine `t the armyh told him tu, and heez obedient; LD felt blue on Friggog soe shee borywed Crow's jabber-port and telephoned The Samaritans;; dhen shee telephoned her mum , and got NR, and dhen shee telephoned mee;; hao Dud:leyh's syster deucjed - the death wasnt made up.
. SM from LD Samsung_01¢37¢07 B*[,] Crow thynketh [`t] Korean wymyn are the best. It's a bit of a sickener[] <@MN55 Odd: dhis morn`g iwz thynkyng bt hearyng `t uherye opinujon in Speaker*z Corner. Ih thynk it was Daqfe O`Finn:land.[] Dhere ensewed an ex:chanj ih kud well h`dunn sinj :: >_03¢41¢27 B* pls help[,] ih feel sick tu mygh stomakh[] <@2¢49 What, bcoz Crow fancyeth Koreans? Getyng a proper flat yz the ansyr. x_x_x[] >_03¢55:¢02 goe fuck ywr:self[] <@2¢56 Hao doo ih meryt ::dhat:: replygh?[] >_03¢59¢49 Cos =dha_was belytlyng mygh up:set[] <@3¢01 Sorry Feyry. Shall ih cyme raond dhere?[] >_04¢05¢01 It's ok B*[;] ih hope wee can talk =tm x[]
—•••—2010`8`20F XPMD. Prezznt:ly ih fell a:sleep!, and got up ih thynk gonn 4. Ih goy aot for mineral water eeqfn ín:tendyng tu goe tu George's Munch fyrst - too floppose for the extra jurnyh; ih trudged tu Select Shop. Ih got a bottle of ~React~ ED for 59p; ih don't cnow w`r it will be wyrth full price.
. Loe Crow fechyng cloathes tu the washo. Hee remarked `t LD be "in a better mood tn". Sheewz pishshch LN. eeqfn half a bottle of brandy. Crow dydnt s``t Korean kwens are the best; hee ,tu s1 on the telephone, s``t the moast bew kwens hee h``seen in 1 place was in Korea. Soe ih better not menj SañShiim. Kr`yh in Korea saondheth like Kr`yh in Earl's Court.
. Tu G*Munch: Pankor wasnt dhere. Tu Sahi's Cychen. When ih got back, the washo was emptyqx. Wyrk.
—<•>—2010`8`21R 3¿02 - ih don't cnow hao ih waond up soe late! Getyng tu HxH was not feasybl. Tu George's Munch. Ih made a point of getyng mygh chips in paper not polystyrene.
. Tu Big:Muck NHG: Robin Mj. Lilyth came in and sat left of the aacjl. Prezznt:ly shee came tu us , and s``t sheewz off soon. RGP came in, and dhey 2 sat at the adjacent table. Mygh suspycion was `t Lilyth propozed leaqfyng 5mnt after shee got dhere bcoz ih stecjed where ih was when shee took a table. When pressed on the matter, Lilyth s``t shee wanted tu aqfoid HC but short:ly s``t HC yz stecjyng a:wecj from where Lilyth yz. Later on Colin Wawal joined ntu em. Wee wr dhere till clozance, which sure:ly yz confirmation of mygh suspycion.
. RGP and ih saw Colin on tu the #70 "bus" dhen walked tu the statugh of StQfladimir. Jesus's Specimen Preghyr; trew preghyr;; interaction at the dacj-centre; whygh goe dhere at awal?: ^`z a shaor hee can uze free of charrj;; an American pen-frennd: dhey met fyrst in 1996.

2010`8`22S In l`room loe dacj-lyght! Ih dydnt bodhdher tu note what time ih got hoam LN; it must be real late. SM tu LD @7¿05 When ih got hoam on Friggog niht, the wash:ment was gonn! Meet tn or tm? Miaow x_x_x
. HC r`up @8¿33 `t wee meet up @Big:Muck NHG 3m39. And short:ly weewz dhere. Blonnd Preseruhation, sume Mozzies, loads of Kr, Foggy. r8~~~ north of us, 3 student-look blokes huññ a banner readyng A seerieez of objects fawal on the head on the artihhst. Ih saw noe point tu it.
. Loe The xf Conuhersation Feast. Foggy got fed up wi speakance soe wee goy tu the Conuhersation Feast. On the wecj, ih met 2 Nippog wenches SAEKO & MITORI. Dhey are goeyng back tu JatPan tm after spreadyng peace_ luqf & calligraphye.
. @4 HC desired `t ih accom him tu NHG dhere tu meet Susan K. Ih stood at Alli's spaotoforth for nu 3mnt. What skwyrels want. The sex-liqfes of treez. Ih hoatf `t iwz dis:appeeryng dhen turned raond and ^`was a wench direct:ly in frunt of mee 9`` a:wecj: an Ozzite yclept KATE. HC soon came back, and ,at hyz suggestion, wee 3 walked tu Big:Muck NHG. In Oz, Kate got in:tu Thelema, which yz a bit freak:ly. The gruhp was led bie Tim Hartagj. Hee made noe mention of AC; Kate lookked in:tu Thelema dhen left it.
. HC spoke of balloons. A while back, Kate & another or others fylled a condom wi water, and Kate ,apparent:ly alone, took the condom of water tu bed. Prezznt:ly the condom goy pop, and the bed was soaked. She fylled her next condom wi acjr, which jusst yznt the same. Ih don't cnow w`r the tale be trew or false nor the purpose of tellyng it. Kate left @6 for tu get tu a tap-dance affecjr in Soho.
. mc Crow @4¿42. SM from LD _4PM44:32 Hi barnes kud =dha cyme raond later? 7** ish?[] Another _5PM22:47 Dear Barney what time can =dha cyme raond?[] mc Crow @8**. SM from LD _10PM10:12 Hi barney, when can =dha cyme raond?[]
. LD r`up @11*38 34m29 MdMcDd's attitude tu LD;; Crow wanteth a fahuhor: get a filog on:tu disc;; DG shaggyng Koreans; the tale of shaggyng a *** - dhis sickened LD soe shee handed the jabber-port tu Crow for a while;; ih aasked LD bt Kate: white_ purityh_ gold.
—•••—2010`8`24T MdMcDd came tu the doör @MD53. Iwz sleepyqx; progress was correspond:ly slow. FluffSplojj was not feasybl. Ih thawt of poppyng in but figured `t ih needed tu get on wi the job.
—•••—2010`8`25W Tu George's Munch. The bich at the caonter bade mee be next but ih wacjted for the boss. The boss was busy wi suppliqxe. Ih d`tu settle for a regular load for tu ahuhoid EPS azz the boss was takyng soe loññg. The bich ploññked it in EPS jusst the same. Iwz quhite freaked. A brrd turned up; ih folywed the brrd ^`bie getyng a:wecj from the munch.
. Loe MdMcDd. coffee. Loe Keqfin; hee st the boss yz George the eponym and the bich yz hyz dawhtr. Charrjance. Prezznt:ly MdMcDd came in. Billy Baastrd got agreement from Rome; the fyht wi Lundan.
. Ih goy tu Select Shop in redy:ness for the seej. D`was driqfyng recjn soe ih donned the recjn-kote. D`was summnk rattle:sm in the left pocket of it. It be the dose-bawal! Ih saw Lydia thru the winndow on the wecj dhere but not on the wecj back.
. NK r`up @10** 1^16m28 the hag in the munch; Peyton the parasite;; Charles chatted finance tu a bankish bloke, and the bankish bloke huññ on Charles's utterance; Charles en:gajed the interest of a banker on the telephone for half a stoind - hee learnt the script , and gaqfe a good performance;; NK hazz 2 offykj waalaaz, 1 reducyng cards &such tu uzable ordyr, the other comportyng numbrs; dhey are the business where-azz All:bert was íncreasyng:ly junk;; noize-fest: ih m`be at 7CGG.
—•••—2010`8`26H Ih woke up, and ^`was a distant fyghr-alarm. Dhis was a handyqx reminder of alarm-wank td. Time: 11¿33. MdMcDd shewed up soon `t wee doo a runner from alarm-wank, and short:ly wee dyde aor runner. Ih goy tu Coffee Plant but MdMcDd shogged off bcoz nao yz Ramadan.. Progreso yz defunct! It m`be the curse of PigWit's approoqfall. D`wr 3 computers on-line in Coffee Plant. MdMcDd r`up @2¿44 where ih was 30s. Comuhita; ih bawt 35·2z of hunyh for 11bP40. Of note: barrier creme, soodhance creme, soap.
. MdMcDd hecjled mee from the left winndow of #30. D`was a form from HO for mee tu fyll. _._ the pwleese aot of stoinds? Ansyr: Goe tu the fylth? Are yw fuckyng mental?! Ethnic origyn: Man:kind, Planet Earth. MdMcDd bade mee wear clean cloathes for the trip tm, soe ih fucked sume cloathes in:tu the washo.
. SM from LD _22¢38¢58 Fuck sake: fahey's started tu cawal mee up qxgenn ??[]
—•••—2010`8`27F Cris*M raozed mee @8 or soe, and ih chanjed in:tu the cloathes ih cleaned LN. Lynda r`up @9¿13 tu remind mee of what ih got up for but dydnt ínuhite mee in:tu #30; 58s. Ih parked m`self at the bin-shed dhen Clare & Cris came thru the gate, and wee awal rowled in:tu the base:ment. Clare & ih cnocced up Adama dhen ,when weewz sure `t heewz on the wecj, goy back. Clare h``bookked the kabbog for 9¿50. It was postponed bcoz Olu at Fortune Green spent like a stoind on perswadyng s1 tu cyme a:loññg. Soon a bloke from Fortune Green arriqfed, and wee 4 embarked on aor jurnyh.
. Arran got dhere @11¿43 dhen took a stack of time tu join ntu us, and for the interest hee took in plaants, ih don't cnow whygh hee bodhdhered tu cyme at awal.
. Shock news: Clare yz leaqfyng in September. Sheez goeyng tu the offykj of summnk simylar on Edge:Ware Road.
. Charrjance; PigWit came in:tu l`room , and chatted shit for nu 5mnt. Keqfin nipped in:tu l`room dhen up the steps and got a dose of PigWit. Ih note a sharp decline in PigWit's intellect sinnce ih stopped talkyng tu him.. At the end of charrjance loe Max & ??***??! Sudden:ly ih felt good after feelyng daon at Clare's imminent departure. Heez in a hosstel on Black Lion Lane, And hyz SW yz wyrkyng on getyng him back in:tu the haose dhoe ^`z noe poss of getyng hyz old flat back. A:wecj @9*19. Hee r`up @9*28 hee h``faond a computer , and needed s`where tu stash it; 34s. Soon dhey wr here, and the computer was swifft:ly stashshed; 9*44.
. Fun^Beam came hoam seemyng un:happyqx; ^`was noe akknolljance. @9*51 Sally & her syster goy aot, ih gess for the BH week-end. Tu Sahi's Cychen. 1 of the blokes w\ dhere seddf Don't wuryh, it will alwz land on a plate. It took me a moment tu get the reference: lasst time ih was dhere, ih desired `t mygh burger land on a plate, and still it landed in EPS.
. Ih swichched on the Samsung jabber-port. SM from LD beyng a repete of the messyj 23**_20:24:59 24**_18:54:47. And another of the messyj ==**_22:38:58 ==**_23¢32¢16; dhis yz probably the origynal.
—<•>—2010`8`28R 11. SM tu LD @11¿20 Max yz aot of pryson. Tu George's Munch. SM from LD _17;02:05 Hao =duzz_dha cnow? Where yz he liqfqfyng?[] <@4¿50 hee turned up LN. Hee lookked well; clear:ly heewz treated better in choky `n in the fylth-station. Heez in a hosstel in Bacj'sWater.[] PigWit came in:tu the garden. Hee propozed tu wire mee up for saondh `t ih spygh on the drrt in KP Hohtel; x@6*04.
. SM from LD _19:53:05 Dyde hee cnocc for dhee?[] And _19:54:00 Dyde hee mention [`t] Helen_Such yz in hospytal[?][] <@7*15 Ih fancy `t such was the idea; ih saw him at the mecjn gate. Nope; shit, what's wroññ wi her?[] >_20:28:43 Ih don't cnow ? Per:haps =dha shuld txt her x[]
. Tu 7CGG. Ih h``tu goe back for tu lock the gate. Ih for:got tu take the soap! LD r`up @10*11 16m41 Max yz alz full of heart;; Helen_Such yz in ynary on 04`9**; it can't be seeriös if dhey leaqf it dhatt loññg [tyz rem her trubbl wi booze 17`x**];; Dud:leyh yznt hiss:ful tn; LD reckoneth `t the fit be an aberration;; sudden:ly LD h``tu get off the telephone.
. NK got emotujonal soe ih swichched off the Samsung jabber-port the better tu comport the intelligybl wacjls. SM from LD _00¢13¢14 Ih tride tu cawal =dhee x[] <@HPMN Ih h``tu swich it off - Neena poured aot her heart. Oy Gewald! See dhee after carnyjall. Miaow x_x_x

2010`8`29S NK cawaled mee @10¿05. HC r`up @10¿27 `t wee meet up in Tyburn Meadow @MD; 1m09. Ih washf mee dhen returned thiññs tu the WK. NK ín:formed mee `t ih h``been at shaor for a stoind.
. mc 0770`224`8855 @11¿50. Wee watched `Columbo`. At the end, ih got up for tu goe tu Tyburn Meadow. NK aasked w`r ih cnew the time; ih gessed summnk dread:ful like 3 o'clock (2UT) - 6*40!.
. Foggy was at speakance. Hee spoke of Jesus beyng Inndobabylonian; ih aasked for euhidence of its exystence. Hee bade mee speak from hyz ladder soe ih spoke ^`from rem Babylonian trinityh and the Romish trinityh.. Short:ly hee & ih goy tu Pret. The historic real:ness of Jesus.
. SM tu LD @1¢10 Shee kept mee azz her caonseler till 4¢17 dhen woke mee @10¿05. Ih don't cnow what ih ran on td! Hao yz life in Groaqf^Land? x_x_x[] >_02¢57¢12 Oh poor =dhee! Mee & Crow h`gonn tu Cambrydg:shire for a kupl of dacjs. It's peculiar! X[
—•••—2010`8`30M Iwz woken @8¿27. SM tu LD @9¿55 Bugger sniff!: ^`z sun-shine. Sume sod un:dyde mygh recjn spell.[] mc HC @10¿39. SM fm LD _11„51„23 Oh noe![] Ih telephoned HC @10¿55 1^13m59 the madhel LN; Leo X; argumentation. Ih telephoned Helen^Such @QT1 noe connexion.
. Azz iwz bt tu shog off, NK told mee tu clean the bottom of the coldagj, and ih automatic:ly seddf for fuck's sake. And dhen tu chuck sume duff cabbagj in the rubysh-bag wi the same effect. Shee blew up oqfer it. Shee aasked hao what shee seddf meryted dhatt form of wyrds. It dydnt soe - the form of wyrds was cawaled forth wi preuhiös demaands. Streams of demaands get teediös prettyh kwyke:ly. It be a delacjed reaction.
. SM tu Jinnji @6*55 Ime on the wecj tu the Pagan Scene. What be dha at? x_x_x[] Ih reached DxA @7*14, and it was shut. Ih telephoned Helen^Such @8*20 noe connexion. Ih telephoned LD @10*37 Uhocjce:Macjl 19s.
::\\SM from LD minus the start\\:: willow! Hao =yz_dha Barnes? Hao was the end of carneuhal? Dyde =dha find aot what was wroññ wi Helen^Such x`x`x[]
<@11*30 1\ Fed up wi the ~ime royaltyh~ attitude
2\ Noe in:formation
3\ Kudnt get thru - ih cawaled her @ QT1 & 8*20. Ih gess her batterye yz flat. But awal dacj? Miaow?![]
_00¢36¢52 Cjes ih see what dha meaneth bt the royal:y attitude.[<] Shee duzznt offn reply tu mygh txts x`x`x[]
—•••—2010`8`31T Ih woke up @6¿53. It swifft:ly became clear `t ih wasnt getyng back tu sleep soe ih got redy tu shog off. Ih h``tu dump poo, and ih got back tu the cychen @8¿03; soe much for getyng aot afore the porter arriqfed.
. Charles desired teeqx _._ soe. NK was at interNet and ^`fore quhicjet. Ih uhewed the SM from LD what arriqfed LN _01„07„18 =Hazz_dha seen Andí Racj late:ly ? X[]
. When the administration waalaa got dhere, ih chyled aot wiqf Charles. Duryng hyz lunch, ih siffted waste-paper dhen back tu Charles's room. NK hoped `t ih wuld sort bank-papers ^`bie freakyng mee. Prezznt:ly ih dozed off. When iwz awake enuhhf, ih headed for North Ken. SM from Jinnji _13„21„29 Ih can't cyme azz wk M`dacjs and wed[]
. D`was a siñn on the doör of 73C: The social gruhp h`gonn tu Park Royal Bowlyng ??===??. Tu l`room. SM tu LD @7*15 Not sinnce the lasst time ih =menjed him. x_x_x[]
. SM tu Sabhbha @9*30 3°°! The memorye of the Riqfyr Entrance Room liqfqfeth on un:dimmed.[]
. Fun^Beam feched cloathes tu the washo. Sheewz in Brihton for the BH. Shee left on Sunnog @10 (dhey start noize @9) soe the jurnyh tu the station was lengthyqx. Shee came back late ^d, and Groaqf was kuqfyred wi rubbish.
. SM from LD _22„50„29 oh ok Bunnykinnz x x x[]
—•••—2010`9`01W Ih got up @QP11 feelyng good bcoz ih hahd enuhhf sleep. SM from Sabhbha _9„09„== Thanks old frennd . . . Am in Jaipur at moment Delhi tm . . . back on Sunnog[] Loe MdMcDd & Abu. Abu soon goy hoam, and MdMcDd & ih goy tu the postostow. In the DW of the postostow, iwz greeted bie the wench from R^Forest Creation!
. PigWit came in:tu the garden: ^`z g`tu be a binomial expansion of self-destruction. Ih came oqfer crud & sleepyqx soe ih took aspirin dhen sat in the DW. PigWit turned up: 10 dentals in Leash are g`tu be replaced bcoz dhey are Nazi catholic fascissts. PigWit sawt mee while iwz washyng mygh hands. Hee hahd a map of Donegal publyshed bie Ordnance Suruhey of the Republic of Ireland and a map of ?Belfast publyshed bie Ordnance Suruhey of N`I. The Republic map yz tu a lower standard.
. Tu The Percy. PigWit turned up jusst azz ih was bt tu leaqf the haose: 1 of the functions of monasteryxz was act azz bankers; a sensybl state:ment, which be a plezznt chanj. Lydia was at the barr (mg caonter) soe ih hahd food dhere. mc Crow @6*48. PigWit r`up @7*38 yg.
. Tu Crow's nest. Crow was in bed bcoz hee felt rubbish. LD kept aaskyng him shog. Dhen LD ansyred the telephone. It was Marye syster of Crow soe LD took the jabber-port tu Crow, and Crow spoke a lytl dhoe hee wanted tu be quhicjet in bed. LD chatted sume moar at him soe hee got up azz hee obuhi wasnt g`tu get peace. Ih aasked LD hao much shee hahd druññk: half a bottle of brandy. Prezznt:ly LD declared `t shee luqfqfeth mee, and ih seddf Well dhats a plezznt chanj from Goe fuck ywr:self. Sheewz quhite sorry bt it.
—•••—2010`9`02H 1¿05. Adama; hee sawt help wiqf a sewt:cahse. The sewt:cahse was in a store in Worn^gn Estate eeqfn #90. The sewt:cahse was full of traosers & jackets cjet such a wecjt shog! It was much plus easyh wunce ih dropped it and it rohled a lytl wecj. When ih got it tu the corner of the haose, ^`was 2 Babylon, but dhey continughed on dheyr wecj,
. D`was a letter for Decosemo @==E Confusion Sq, soe ih took it dhere. The occupant of ==A came aot and ín:formed mee: ^`z noe ==E - dhere are only 4 flats. Ih wrote on it: Return tu sender< Dhere yz noe ==E< The name Decosemo yz un:cnown heer. Tu the pillar box. On the wecj back loe PigWit. It seemeth (tu him) `t hyz mödhyr yz bribyng psykhihatrihhsts gt him, which yz seeriös.
. Loe SarahMZ: shee h`fawalen aot wi the latest bloke , and aasked w`r hee h``been ymb the place; pleased tu hear not. Shee seddf Wee haqfqf soe lytl in komman. Shee h``tu goe (::) azz sheewz tired. Soe was ih, soe ih crashshed aot for a while, which felt like a seeriös waste of time.
. @6*51 PigWit pushed mygh doör open. Natural:y ih seddf Aard.qfark. Hee screamed , and ran in:tu the garden. Dhen hee declared `t Tim yz a spygh soe PigWit yz g`tu kill him if hee sheaweth up; PigWit hazz the cnife redy.
. MdMcDd. Tu George's Munch. Loe Max & ?Alex; breef madhel of the computer in mygh corridor dhen ih rushshed tu the munch , and got dhere wi 2mnt tu spare. Loe MdMcDd still at wyrk! Ih greeted him dhen shogged off bcoz heewz clear:ly busyh.
. Max was standyng at a Beamer in which wr Cjeqf & a bloke ih dydnt recognize - hee speaketh Arabic azz well azz Ruseg soe ih gess heez hybrid.
. MdMcDd goy hoam 11*18. Iwz like Soe much for dooyng it awal in 40mnt. MdMcDd s``t Clare yz leaqfyng the place. Ih wunder whygh it took him soe loññg tu menj it. Ih seddf What, goeyng on tu sume*thiññ better or bcoz shee kudnt take the pace? Hee seddf Sume* thiññ much better. Ih neqfr feel at ease wi mysteriösry.
. Back tu the Beamer. Hybrid hazz or íntendeth tu get a Beamer 750. Prezznt:ly dhey goy for chicken, which dhey take tu be food. Short:ly the Beamer was back, and Max wasnt in it, obuhi back in Black Lion Lane. Electric carrs: a new batterye costeth 6k or soe, soe an saqfeth jack shit on fewel. Dhey left @11*56.
—•••—2010`9`03F QP1. Keqfin; hee thawt ih made up the replygh ih ploññked tu the shslop quhestion tu wit Talk tu the fylth? Are yw fuckyng mental?! Soe ih sawt MdMcDd `t hee confrrm it, and hee confrrmed it.
. Tu the o2 shop in xf Street beside Geese Court for tu uhew computers. Ih saw 2 computers what fit the bill plus a siñn hoatyng Dell Streak. The staff are reachable only bie kew. The staff in the other o2 shop are reachable only bie kew, and dhere are noe computers on show.
. Ih goy tu the Apple computer-shop in Regent Street. A staffak eeqfn a Jordi aasked what ih need. Uppon hearyng it, hee introduced mee tu a cjung man what cnoweth moar. Hee `t cnoweth moar introduced mee tu a specialihhst in dhis kind of seech. Ih goy tu Croak^Fold for cash in the hope of getyng back tu the shop in time tu bucj a computer. Loe Clare on the wecj hoam; amiable chat: sheez dhere next week, noe mention of departure. Ih got the cash dhen faond `t ^`was 34mnt till clozance. Ih left it till tm.
. Ih telephoned HC @8** and got thru tu hyz fS mysheen 24s. Tu Big:Muck NHG. Ih huññ aot wiqf RGP till well after clozance; moast:ly DrHoow.
. Tu G^Munch. SM from LD _23¢20¢22 & BBD_11PM43:40 Hi B*, hao =yz_dha? x[] <@11** Mild:ly gloom:ful; ih figure it's time for sleep. Dhoe ,of course, if a feyry needeth mee, ih will symply shew up. x_x_x[] >_00¢05¢07 Pls don't feel gloomyqx 0`Barni =dha`z brilliant X[] <@11*22 Ime hoam nao, and feelyng better for a bag of chips and better still for frennd:ly contact wiqf the feyry miaow gyrl x_x_x![] >_00¢25¢25 =Dha`z luqf:ly X[]
—<•>—2010`9`04R 11. mc 0770`224`8855 @7¿16. Pig:Wit turned up while ih was getyng redy tu goe aot. Hee twittered bt horns & craons , and got the numbrs wroññ. Tu P`Land for linctus. D`was noe symple linctus soe ih got B`Balsam.
. Tu xf Street. Hoat in the station: not goeyng tu Pad^gn. Ih got off at Edge:Ware Road. Ih don't like Edge:Ware Road Station. W986MHTC hoññked at foot:nics while static on the grid-box junction of Port:man Street & xf Street.
. o2 shop: while standyng in line, ih spotted `t ih dydnt cnow the price of yghdher computer. Ih uhewed dhem qxgenn: not sheawn. And dhatt was dhatt, ih goy tu Apple Store. Loe Nijel. Heewz bt tu goe hoam soe hee took mee tu a wench at a till , and told her bt mee. The wench dhen took oqfer the job. It felt like chanjyng relygion plus a dash of emotujon. Ih dydnt get the wench's name, not `t it wuld be of practical use.
. Back tu the station, and ih got the trundle tu Shepherd's Bush. HC r`up @6*32: heewz in Big:Muck NHG soe ih headed dhidhdher; 38s. mc 5¿03 08 38 & 49.
. D`was a slim lass in a blue hooddí floatyng ymb Big:Muck. HC remarked `t shee h``been dhere for stoinds. Sume shee-klutse yclept Judy came ntu us dhen picked up a chacjr and near:ly baññed it in:tu the computer - HC pulled it aot of the wecj. Ih spent a heap of time on settupp. Ih lookked up Taara the astrologer which frihted LD on_2010`7`22H: definyte:ly fake.
. SM from LD _10PM11:53 &_23„12„37 Hi Barnes[,] hao =yz_dha? x x x[] _10PM13:04 &_23„13„48 Ps) Crow sezz tm X[]

2010`9`05S SM tu LD @1¿20 Ih lookked up Tara-Medium LN: combinyng clairvoyant wi astrologye yz irregular soe sheez fake. The state:ment `she captureth ppl's energye` yz pozytyf:ly scaryqx. Ih thynk sheez a loññg-distance qfampire. Soe dis:regard her BS. Miaow![]
. Crow sheawed up while iwz eatyng hunyh in the DW. Hee consulted hyz watch ^`bie findyng `t heewz behind time wi uhisytyng a frennd in Chel:see soe hee dydnt haqfqf time for coffee..
. NK r`up @HP4 23m47 td shee telephoned her mödhyr soe ^`was quherule; NK aasked what status her mödhyr hazz in the wyrld, which yz symptomatic;; ih told NK tu get in the carr and get hidhdher but sheewz too depressed tu get aot of bed; soe depressed sheez back on Prozac.
. mc HC @2¿46. HC r`up @7*45 `t wee meet up at NHG 32s. mc@7*23 ih gess iwz in the garden.
. The slim lass from ^d greeted mee. Sheez yclept KAALI; Welsh. Shee trotted sume bollyx bt loozyng a danjerös dog; ih reckon sheez a stuff-head. Ro:ger*Mccll_ HC & Nick O`Greek close tu the àcjl. Ih got sume ~food~, and when ih finyshk it, ih got the computer aot. Dhen the mjr hoatf clozance! It felt like 10mnt but it must be near:ly 2¢%.
. Wee goy tu the benches at the UU church. Ro:ger*Mccll left fecjr:ly soon. Nuffnk useful took place. Prezznt:ly HC d`tu goe tu the West End soe wee walked tu the bus-stop. When wee reached the north side, a qfan of fylth ??????? the corner , and stopped :(): the UU church - scaryqx!
—•••—2010`9`06M Ih woke up feelyng crud. Well if ih h`tu feel crud dhen dhis yz the dacj for it - ih hate rat:bag. Ih got up @HPMD , swalowed salicylic acid , and goy tu l`room. Ih driffted in:tu deep sleep nu 6¢%. mc HC @ 3¿46 4¿22 & 6*20.
. SM from LD _5:53:35 =Duzz_dha thynk shee hahd a dream bt the entityh and [dhen] eemzled mee[?][]. SM tu HC @9*30 Well soe much for ::dhatt:: plan! Iwz ill td , and spent moast of it in deep sleep. Perhaps tm? Blessed Be![]
. SM tu LD @10*06 Ih thynk shee symply tricjed it on. Ih thynk it's her regular method, the same azz wi Jenna the astrologer what tricjed it on wi mee. Like:ly the name & photograph are fake. Miaow. >_22¢10¢41 &_23¢11¢21 Ok thanks Barney ih thawt the same. Dhoe shee dyde cnow bt the entityh x x x[] <_@10*35 shee="Shee" purported="purported" tu="tu" cnow="cnow" bt="bt" summnk="summnk" seeriös="seeriös" the="the" same="same" azz="azz" ~jenna~="~Jenna~" dyde="dyde" wi="wi" mee.="mee." for="For" awht="awht" ih="ih" cnow,="cnow," tara-medium="Tara-Medium" &="&" jenna="Jenna" the="the" astrologer="astrologer" are="are" the="the" same="same" crook.="crook." miaow![]="Miaow![]" —•••—2010`9`07t="—•••—2010`9`07T" md05.="MD05." 1¿35="1¿35" pigwit="PigWit" stealth:ly="stealth:ly" came="came" tu="tu" mygh="mygh" winndow="winndow" ,="," and="and" shuqfed="shuqfed" a="a" hand="hand" ^`in.="^`in." ih="ih" seddf="seddf" fuck="Fuck" off.="off." hee="Hee" seddf="seddf" iwz="Iwz" jusst="jusst" lookkyng.="lookkyng." (lookkyng="(Lookkyng" what="what" -="-" like="like" a="a" theef?)="theef?)" ih="ih" seddf="seddf" fuck="Fuck" off.="off." hee="Hee" ran="ran" a:wecj="a:wecj" ,="," and="and" baññed="baññed" the="the" gate.="gate." ih="ih" shot="shot" aot,="aot," and="and" heewz="heewz" standyng="standyng" :():=":():" #34..="#34.." hee="Hee" seddf="seddf" yw="Yw" can't="can't" hit="hit" mee,="mee," ime="ime" holdyng="holdyng" the="the" bible.="bible." nao="Nao" what="what" gaqfe="gaqfe" him="him" the="the" idea="idea" `t="`t" ih="ih" miht="miht" want="want" tu="tu" hit="hit" him?="him?" ih="ih" seddf="seddf" shut="Shut" up.="up." hee="Hee" chatted="chatted" summnk="summnk" ynane,="ynane," soe="soe" ih="ih" pointed="pointed" at="at" him="him" and="and" seddf="seddf" shut="Shut" up="up" or="or" ywr="ywr" fuckyng="fuckyng" for="For" it.="it." pigwit="PigWit" shot="shot" hoam.="hoam." ih="ih" goy="goy" tu="tu" the="the" paper-rig.="paper-rig." .="." joseph="Joseph" o`sweat="O`Sweat" kept="kept" tellyng="tellyng" mee="mee" `t="`t" ih="ih" must="must" not="not" take="take" the="the" law="law" in:tu="in:tu" mygh="mygh" own="own" hands="hands" and="and" `t="`t" hee="Hee" will="will" be="be" writyng="writyng" tu="tu" pigwit="PigWit" and="and" tu="tu" pigwit's="PigWit's" care="care" co\or.="co\or." clare="Clare" was="was" dhere="dhere" but="but" goy="goy" tu="tu" barl:by="Barl:by" road.="Road." kris="Kris" headed="headed" hoam:ward.="hoam:ward." hee="Hee" told="told" the="the" [???!!!]="[???!!!]" .="." back="Back" hoam="hoam" holy="holy" shit!:="shit!:" the="the" carricary="carricary" duzznt="duzznt" fit="fit" anyh="anyh" socket.="socket." in="In" deed="deed" haps="haps" it="it" yznt="yznt" a="a" carricary="carricary" at="at" awal.="awal." great,="Great," a="a" trip="trip" back="Back" tu="tu" the="the" shop.="shop." .="." hc="HC" r`up="r`up" @3¿47="@3¿47" 3m12="3m12" meet="meet" in="In" big:muck="Big:Muck" nhg="NHG" later="later" on.="on." tu="tu" fluffsplojj.="FluffSplojj." noe="Noe" life!="life!" ih="ih" sat="sat" on="on" the="the" near:bie="near:bie" bench="bench" ,="," and="and" dyde="dyde" moar="moar" wyrk="wyrk" on="on" the="the" bbd.="BBD." a="a" finn="Finn" wench="wench" came="came" aot="aot" of="of" the="the" place="place" @5¿02="@5¿02" soe="soe" ih="ih" aasked="aasked" her="her" what="what" be="be" what:="what:" it="it" was="was" cancelled="cancelled" bcoz="bcoz" of="of" the="the" transyt="transyt" strike.="strike." .="." tu="tu" big:muck="Big:Muck" nhg.="NHG." loe="Loe" sarahmz="SarahMZ" at="at" the="the" bus-stop="bus-stop" trass="trass" the="the" road.="Road." ih="ih" seddf="seddf" what="what" noe="Noe" jam-jarr?="jam-jarr?" sarahmz="SarahMZ" was="was" not="not" akkwecjnted="akkwecjnted" wi="wi" cocknyh="Cocknyh" slang="slang" soe="soe" ih="ih" goze="goze" cocknyh="Cocknyh" slang;="slang;" jam*jà="jam*jà" kà.="kà." dhen="Dhen" for="For" good="good" mezhre="mezhre" ih="ih" seddf="seddf" inniqk!="Inniqk!" and="and" wee="wee" chatted="chatted" bt="bt" slang="slang" and="and" bt="bt" sarahmz's="SarahMZ's" grip="grip" of="of" english="English" uzyj="uzyj" ,which=",which" yz="yz" probably="probably" better="better" `n="`n" dhatt="dhatt" of="of" moast="moast" cocknyhs.="Cocknyhs." .="." ih="ih" got="got" on="on" line="line" but="but" the="the" connexion="connexion" was="was" slow.="slow." enter="Enter" hc,="HC," and="and" wee="wee" swifft:ly="swifft:ly" got="got" on="on" wi="wi" renewyng="renewyng" the="the" os.="OS." the="the" batterye="batterye" was="was" low.="low." ro:ger*mccll="Ro:ger*Mccll" jocjned="jocjned" ntu="ntu" us.="us." prezznt:ly="Prezznt:ly" the="the" load-job="load-job" was="was" dunn="dunn" but="but" ^`wasnt="^`wasnt" enuhhf="enuhhf" juse="juse" in="In" the="the" batterye="batterye" tu="tu" boot="boot" the="the" computer.="computer." —•••—2010`9`08w="—•••—2010`9`08W" pigwit="PigWit" baññed="baññed" the="the" recjlicgs.="recjlicgs." heewz="heewz" gonn="gonn" when="when" ih="ih" got="got" aot.="aot." sarahmz="SarahMZ" goy="goy" up="up" the="the" steps;="steps;" uherye="uherye" breef="breef" ex:chanj.="ex:chanj." l`room="L`room" was="was" wide="wide" open.="open." dhen="Dhen" patty="Patty" goy="goy" in="In" dhere.="dhere." ih="ih" heard="heard" her="her" jabberyng="jabberyng" a:wecj="a:wecj" -="-" sheewz="sheewz" on="on" the="the" telephone="telephone" eeqfn="eeqfn" uzyng="uzyng" a="a" hands-free="hands-free" set.="set." funbeam="FunBeam" came="came" hoam.="hoam." shee="Shee" s``t="s``t" ih="ih" shuld="shuld" legal="legal" pursue="pursue" pigwit.="PigWit." riht="Riht" dhen.="dhen." .="." ih="ih" goy="goy" in="In" croakfold="CroakFold" for="For" tu="tu" read="read" the="the" apple="Apple" mac="Mac" book:let="book:let" afore="afore" goeyng="goeyng" tu="tu" the="the" shop.="shop." at="at" dhatt="dhatt" moment="moment" 2¿37="2¿37" hc="HC" r`up="r`up" 3m59.="3m59." azz="azz" iwz="Iwz" bt="bt" tu="tu" read="read" the="the" book:let,="book:let," the="the" skygh="skygh" opened="opened" up.="up." ih="ih" took="took" the="the" book:let="book:let" tu="tu" l`room="L`room" bcoz="bcoz" the="the" lyght="lyght" yz="yz" better.="better." .="." kris^m="Kris^M" came="came" in.="in." hyz="Hyz" traozers="traozers" got="got" soked="soked" soe="soe" hee="Hee" needed="needed" the="the" drycjo.="drycjo." in="In" 20mnt,="20mnt," the="the" recjn="recjn" was="was" off="off" and="and" the="the" traosers="traosers" wr="wr" drycj.="drycj." short:ly="Short:ly" patty="Patty" retreeqfed="retreeqfed" her="her" kwylt.="kwylt." .="." ih="ih" packed="packed" the="the" box="box" for="For" the="the" jurnyh,="jurnyh," and="and" a="a" compartment="compartment" tu="tu" the="the" riht="Riht" spraññ="spraññ" tu="tu" siht="siht" -="-" the="the" plug="plug" for="For" the="the" carricary!="carricary!" and="and" statim="statim" ih="ih" charrjed="charrjed" the="the" computer.="computer." mc="mc" hc="HC" 3¿32.="3¿32." hc="HC" r`up="r`up" @7*04="@7*04" `t="`t" wee="wee" meet="meet" up="up" 1m11.="1m11." well="Well" wee="wee" met="met" up;="up;" judy_="Judy_" nick="Nick" o`greek;="O`Greek;" lilyth="Lilyth" &="&" colin="Colin" at="at" the="the" riht="Riht" end;="end;" and="and" a="a" riht="Riht" cjawn="cjawn" it="it" was.="was." ih="ih" hahd="hahd" an="an" oqfer:dose="oqfer:dose" of="of" the="the" big:muck="Big:Muck" settupp.="settupp." .="." on="on" the="the" wecj="wecj" hoam,="hoam," loe="Loe" lydia="Lydia" walkyng="walkyng" tu="tu" the="the" bus-stop.="bus-stop." ih="ih" told="told" her="her" bt="bt" the="the" macbook.="MacBook." sheewz="sheewz" excited.="excited." it="it" kwyke:ly="kwyke:ly" became="became" clear="clear" `t="`t" shee="Shee" duzznt="duzznt" cnow="cnow" much="much" bt="bt" mac.="Mac." dhen="Dhen" bus.="bus." —•••—2010`9`09h="—•••—2010`9`09H" ih="ih" woke="woke" up="up" sume="sume" time="time" between="between" 11="11" &="&" md="MD" ,="," and="and" h``tu="h``tu" goe="goe" poo="poo" in="In" hurrye.="hurrye." after="After" 3="3" loads="loads" of="of" poo,="poo," ih="ih" got="got" in:tu="in:tu" deep="deep" sleep.="sleep." 3¿51;="3¿51;" ih="ih" felt="felt" a="a" good="good" bit="bit" better="better" (::).="(::)." .="." loe="Loe" carlos.="Carlos." ih="ih" don't="don't" cnow="cnow" w`r="w`r" the="the" pudiññ-basin="pudiññ-basin" was="was" stolen="stolen" at="at" carnyjall="Carnyjall" or="or" ih="ih" hid="hid" it="it" real="real" well.="well." .="." sarahmz="SarahMZ" goy="goy" aot:="aot:" sheewz="sheewz" meetyng="meetyng" a="a" frennd.="frennd." in="In" 2mnt="2mnt" sheewz="sheewz" back="Back" wiqf="wiqf" the="the" frennd,="frennd," which="which" yz="yz" yclept="yclept" jasmine.="Jasmine." sally="Sally" aasked="aasked" what="what" bit="bit" of="of" slang="slang" ih="ih" came="came" aot="aot" wi="wi" at="at" the="the" bus-stop="bus-stop" 2d="2d" a:goe.="a:goe." jasmine="Jasmine" seddf="seddf" `t="`t" ih="ih" haqfqf="haqfqf" good="good" uhocjce="uhocjce" &="&" accent.="accent." ih="ih" don't="don't" cnow="cnow" what="what" tu="tu" make="make" of="of" it;="it;" it="it" macj="macj" be="be" mere:ly="mere:ly" a="a" persian="Persian" thiññ="thiññ" tu="tu" secj.="secj." .="." mc="mc" nk="NK" @5¿24="@5¿24" 34="34" 6*04.="6*04." and="and" connexion="connexion" @7*05="@7*05" 41m27="41m27" a="a" dull="dull" dacj="dacj" at="at" boath="boath" ends;="ends;" charles="Charles" was="was" cookkyng="cookkyng" pastog;="pastog;" hee="Hee" duzznt="duzznt" cook="cook" much="much" at="at" a="a" goe;="goe;" cookkyng="cookkyng" at="at" hoam="hoam" and="and" where="where" ih="ih" eat="eat" moast:="moast:" george's="George's" munch;="Munch;" nk="NK" yz="yz" giqfqfyng="giqfqfyng" it="it" a="a" goe="goe" on="on" saturnine;;="Saturnine;;" nk="NK" aasked="aasked" w`r="w`r" ih="ih" h`been="h`been" goeyng="goeyng" tu="tu" store:stow:="Store:Stow:" not="not" sinnce="sinnce" ih="ih" bawt="bawt" a="a" computer;="computer;" when="when" &="&" which;="which;" whygh="whygh" apple.="Apple." .="." mc="mc" hc="HC" @7*56="@7*56" bcoz="bcoz" bbd="BBD" chanjed="chanjed" the="the" red="red" button="button" in:tu="in:tu" the="the" `get="`get" losst`="losst`" keeqx="keeqx" while="while" iwz="Iwz" pressyng="pressyng" it.="it." connexion="connexion" @7*58="@7*58" not="not" up="up" tu="tu" meetyng="meetyng" up="up" 1m40.="1m40." .="." tu="tu" george's="George's" munch.="Munch." at="at" the="the" till="till" ^`was="^`was" a="a" bloke="bloke" ih="ih" h``nt="h``nt" seen="seen" before.="before." ih="ih" placed="placed" mygh="mygh" uzuhal="uzuhal" ordyr,="ordyr," and="and" hee="Hee" seddf="seddf" it's="It's" ympossibl,="ympossibl," it="it" h`tu="h`tu" be="be" in="In" a="a" box.="box." a="a" bloke="bloke" hoo="hoo" yz="yz" akkwecjnted="akkwecjnted" wi="wi" mee="mee" took="took" oqfer.="oqfer." .="." ih="ih" feched="feched" food="food" for="For" sparks="Sparks" &="&" frecjdi.="Frecjdi." frecjdi="Frecjdi" shot="shot" aot="aot" of="of" her="her" space="space" dhen="Dhen" back.="back." awal="Awal" the="the" platters="platters" are="are" gonn!="gonn!" like:wize="Like:wize" the="the" bowl="bowl" clear:ly="clear:ly" marked="marked" water="Water" for="For" cats.="Cats." ih="ih" ploññked="ploññked" the="the" food="food" on="on" the="the" odd="odd" flag-stoan="flag-stoan" on="on" the="the" left="left" dhen="Dhen" goy="goy" hoam="hoam" bcoz="bcoz" ^`was="^`was" s1="s1" walkyng="walkyng" tu="tu" cat^taon,="Cat^Taon," and="and" ih="ih" dydnt="dydnt" fancy="fancy" the="the" look="look" of="of" him,="him," not="not" `t="`t" ih="ih" kud="kud" see="see" him="him" proper:ly.="proper:ly." hee="Hee" walked="walked" in:tu="in:tu" dheyr="dheyr" haose.="haose." —•••—2010`9`10f="—•••—2010`9`10F" omoai="OmoAi" tu="tu" the="the" doör="doör" @10:="=;" coffee.="coffee." charles="Charles" the="the" lawcjr="lawcjr" r`up="r`up" @md03="@MD03" reminder="reminder" 38s.="38s." omoai="OmoAi" sheawed="sheawed" up="up" @md50,="@MD50," and="and" wee="wee" goy="goy" strecjcjt="strecjcjt" dhere.="dhere." the="the" job="job" took="took" r2¢¢.="r2¢¢." tu="tu" the="the" garden="garden" of="of" #30="#30" for="For" tu="tu" compoze="compoze" addytional="addytional" in:formation.="in:formation." ih="ih" left="left" wiqf="wiqf" omoai="OmoAi" @7**.="@7**." .="." tu="tu" l`room.="l`room." ahe="AHE" turned="turned" up.="up." and="and" handed="handed" oqfer="oqfer" the="the" 120pkp="120pkp" hee="Hee" owed="owed" from="from" nu="nu" a="a" cjear="cjear" a:goe="a:goe" or="or" moar.="moar." prezznt:ly="Prezznt:ly" hee="Hee" h``tu="h``tu" goe="goe" hoam.="hoam." .="." tu="tu" george's="George's" munch="Munch" dhen="Dhen" tu="tu" crow's="Crow's" nest="nest" for="For" tu="tu" hand="hand" oqfer="oqfer" the="the" 20pkp="20pkp" ih="ih" owed="owed" from="from" saturnog="Saturnog" and="and" tu="tu" haññ="haññ" aot="aot" wi="wi" ld.="LD." paul="Paul" was="was" dhere,="dhere," and="and" dud:leyh="Dud:leyh" was="was" in="In" good="good" mood.="mood." .="." ld="LD" d`tu="d`tu" doo="doo" a="a" load="load" of="of" laund:ry.="laund:ry." soe="soe" wee="wee" took="took" it="it" tu="tu" the="the" washo.="washo." wee="wee" opened="opened" ld's="LD's" cahuh:="cahuh:" noe="Noe" illumynation.="illumynation." soe="soe" ih="ih" goy="goy" tu="tu" croakfold="CroakFold" for="For" tu="tu" get="get" a="a" fl.="FL." ld="LD" approched="approched" her="her" cahuh="cahuh" wi="wi" trepidation,="trepidation," which="which" ih="ih" remarkd.="remarkd." dhen="Dhen" ld="LD" was="was" like="like" ih="ih" h`tu="h`tu" doo="doo" weewee="weewee" soe="soe" ih="ih" h`tu="h`tu" goe="goe" tu="tu" the="the" flat.="flat." ih="ih" seddf="seddf" the="the" flat="flat" or="or" the="the" garden?="garden?" ld:="LD:" the="the" garden="garden" yz="yz" much="much" better.="better." soe="soe" ih="ih" stood="stood" gard="gard" while="while" ld="LD" leaked="leaked" in="In" the="the" garden.="garden." wee="wee" walked="walked" back="Back" tu="tu" crow's="Crow's" nest="nest" bcoz="bcoz" ld="LD" dydnt="dydnt" fancy="fancy" a="a" uhisyt="uhisyt" tu="tu" theöretic:ly="theöretic:ly" her="her" own="own" abode.="abode." .="." wee="wee" headed="headed" back="Back" for="For" the="the" wash:ment="wash:ment" @mn53.="@MN53." the="the" jurnyh="jurnyh" back="Back" tu="tu" crow's="Crow's" nest="nest" be="be" plezznt.="plezznt." audryh's="Audryh's" arm-pyts="arm-pyts" are="are" shaqfen="shaqfen" in="In" awal="Awal" the="the" pictures.="pictures." dhis="Dhis" yz="yz" bcoz="bcoz" the="the" flick="flick" bosses="bosses" ínsysted="ínsysted" on="on" it.="it." dhen="Dhen" razyr="razyr" manufacturers="manufacturers" lachched="lachched" on:tu="on:tu" it.="it." from="from" fetish="fetish" porno="porno" tu="tu" mecjn:stream.="mecjn:stream." manyh="Manyh" wenches="wenches" report="report" feelyng="feelyng" better="better" for="For" it.="it." ld="LD" feeleth="feeleth" cleaner="cleaner" after="After" _;_.="_;_." tu="tu" feel="feel" clean,="clean," wash="wash" dhem="dhem" regular:ly.="regular:ly." and="and" ?????="?????" other:wize="other:wize" yw="Yw" will="will" look="look" like="like" chaqfqfyqx="Chaqfqfyqx" clare.="Clare." chaqfqfyqx="Chaqfqfyqx" clare="Clare" lookketh="lookketh" pastyqx.="pastyqx." sure="Sure" shee="Shee" duzz,="duzz," sheez="sheez" a="a" qfejjy.="qfejjy." —<•="—<•">—2010`9`11R Raadher a late staart tu the dacj. SM tu LD @3¿50 Sure enugh, the doör of the ice-box was wide open. Miaow![] ?>_3PM55:57 Shite! Thanks for checking [it] x x x[] SM tu FCS @4[] Un:fortunate:ly BBD was deziñned bie a heap of shite - it sent an emptyqx packet. Success @4¿03 Happy Burn-a-Koran Dacj!
. Transcriptujon till the batterye was flat. Tu Big:Muck NHG. [sudden lack of text].

2010`9`12S 2¿47. mc NK @ 1¿29 40 & 57. SM _1**41¢04 Pick up year phone [name][] Ín:stant:ly when ih reddf the SM, the jabber-port fell tu the floör soe ih h``tu pick it up. NK came tu the haose, and wee goy tu Maramia on GoldBloom Road. Kuskus wiqf uhej & broth. Wee goy tu CGG; coffee. Charles came hoam and retired for the niht. Ih goy tu T^Meadow.
. D`was a pop-concert in Hyde Park, and ^`was noe1 in T^Meadow. Big:Muck: noe1 dhere. Tu Pret: Foggy_ Mehran the poof_ Soqxab. Wee wr dhere till clozance.
. A siñn in the station: Dhis part of the station yz clozed. Ih sat near Upper Crust. Loe a feyry-gyrl [seeriös:ly like LD appeered at the time]. Soe SM tu LD @MN15 Ime in Padd^gn Station. A while a:goe ^`was a feyry gyrl in the Station. Noe mis:takyng it, it's awal dhere: ears_ attire_ shooz_ the feyry acjr_ and the safe distance from mortals. She left wiqf a bloke hoo seemeth awal riht.[] >@MN29:47 Hao luqf:ly - [] In deed. ; ih wysh ih cnew her in-stead of jusst seeyng her for 8mnt.
. @1¢40 ih settf off for hoam. A bloke at Berdees becked mee from the settee (for loe ^`z a settee :(): Berdees eeqfn in the colonnade) soe ih goy tu him. Jamaal; Hee preached al_Islaam like ^`was noe tm. The matter of faol spiryts. Jamaal left at sun-up, and ih mused `t dhis be 1 of the weyrdest nihts.
—•••—2010`9`13M Ih left Berdees soon after sun-rize , and walked hoam. D`was a shop yclept Libertinesque on West:Bourne Park Road jusst west of Portobello Road sellyng kiññkyqx cloathes. Iwz awake @HP9 and short:ly fell a:sleep. Ih woke up ymb 6. mc RF @11¿58.
. Tu G^Munch. Loe Lydia wearyng a pale braon jumpog in which she lookked well fit. Ih tapped the winndow, and shee enthusiastic:ly waqfed back. On the wecj back from G*Munch loe Lydia walkyng tu the bus-stop.
. SM from LD 8AM42:08 &_00¢18¢27 Hicja x x x[] Tu LD @11*19 Miaow! ime sittyng wiqf Pudiññ^Cat in the garden.[] ?>_00¢22¢47 Oh hao luqf:ly[,] luckyqx =dhee! x[] @11*28 Luckyqx Pudiññ^Cat - heewz on hyz own till ih got hoam. Um cjeah, seeyng him 4 feet a:wecj was a plezznt surprize. Can't see him nao ih thynk hee walked thruh the dis:uzed gate.[]
. Ih goy tu bed , and thawt bt hao it wuld h`turned aot if LD & ih hookked up in 2003. Dhen LD came tu the winndow! Sheewz dressed awal in black, which duzz not look good in dim lyght; time tu lecture her on it qxgenn. Shee came tu mygh abode bcoz sheewz fed up wi Crow's luqf of Korean dogs. Wee fed Frecjdi & Sparks. Wee goy tu Crow's nest for a while, and LD came oqfer conciliatory.
—•••—2010`9`14T [***] MD10. Ih goy tu the paper-rig for tu telephone Adqfance Pm Solution0z. D`wr shards of plate :(): the gate. Kris^M spotted `t the eemzl appeered azz croak109. It was sorted in r` q¢¢
. Clare came in at the end of the cawal - hurraa. Shee gaqfe FaceBook azz contact. Shee remarked `t dhere be noe doo, nuffnk but solid wyrk. Shee seddf Dhis yz hao much dhey like mee. Nune of it was a surprize tu mee.
. SM tu LD @3¿45 Chaqfqfyqx Clare hoped tu haqfqf a peace:ful laast dacj at wyrk dhen quhicjet:ly slip aot but Joseph O`Sweat ordyred her tu doo a stack of wyrk `t ecjnt in her remit.[] _16:50:12 What a wanker. Whygh dydnt shee tell him tu fuck off[?][] <_@3¿59 whygh="Whygh" in="in" deed;="deed;" a="a" moment="moment" of="of" weak:ness?="weak:ness?" bie="Bie" contrast,="contrast," shee="shee" ansyred="ansyred" the="the" telephone="telephone" tu="tu" a="a" debt-collection="debt-collection" agency="agency" and="and" seddf="seddf" fuck="Fuck" off.[]="off.[]">_17¢17¢21 Dhat's funnyqx[,] doo dhey haqfqf debt-collectors after em ?[] <_@4¿20 probably="Probably" after="after" 1="1" of="of" us.="us." or="Or" per:haps="per:haps" after="after" g^u^brewer.[]="G^U^Brewer.[]">_17¢25¢03 Oh iwz thynkyng [[it m\be bcoz ih keep stealyng dheyr post soe]] dhey can't settle dheyr bills[]
. FluffSplojj. SM from LD _17¢48¢32 Dyde dhey get Clare a goeyng a:wecj prezznt? <_@4¢58 not="Not" eeqfn="eeqfn" a="a" card.="card." clare="Clare" brawt="brawt" a="a" tub="tub" of="of" flap:jacks="flap:jacks" and="and" a="a" tub="tub" of="of" chocolate="chocolate" splojjes,="splojjes," and="and" still="still" shee="shee" got="got" noe="noe" interest.="interest." shee="shee" seddf="seddf" dhis="Dhis" yz="yz" hao="hao" much="much" dhey="dhey" like="like" mee.[]="mee.[]">_19¢40¢03 Dhat's awFul[;] dhey are horrybl folc[,] dhoe ime surprized shee careth real:y[.] Nao shee cnoweth hao the rest of us feel[]
. The paper-rig was lit up but ^`was noe1 dhere. Ih reckon `t Clare left on the stroak on 7 sinj flickyng a swich; haps sinj lockyng the place.
. LD r`up @7:39€:; 10m05 ih seddf shall wee meet up?; LD seddf Whygh?; ih: Where yz dha? LD: At hoam; ih: ime near:bie; LD: =yz_dha real:y? ih: Cjeah;; and wi dhatt it was settled.
. Crow & Paul the basogger dyde music practice, soe LD & ih h``tu goe aot. Tu the ice-box. When ih opened LD's doör, PigWit chatted shit bt kinds of feyry. Swifft:ly wee d`tu goe tu Cat^Taon.
. LD d`tu goe a:loññg [eqfyl street]. Ih symply haqfqf less `n noe wysh tu goe a:loññg [eqfyl street]. Soe LD goy dhere allone wi the intention of beyng back in 10mnt. Dhat was 10*04 LD r`up @10*11 4m23 sheewz back hoam bcoz shee heard the cawal of St Mark's Road.
—•••—2010`9`15W OmoAi @1¿19 wee h`tu submit the document soon. Heewz back ymb 2: haqfqfyng s``t heewz cymyng back in 2sd, hee realized `t hee wuldnt still be in Confusion Sq. Wee telephoned Charles the Lawcjr for a wunce-oqfer appoint:ment: tm @3 in Thorpe Close.
. HC r`up @3¿09 `t wee meet up: Big:Muck NHG @HP4 5m53. Hee r`up @3¿25 heewz un:expected:ly able tu get dhere statim 38s. T*A 5¿21, heewz alredy dhere eeqfn wiqf Nick O`Greek; Ro:ger*Mccll_ Encarna. Wee lookked up Tara-Medium: shee/hee yz a fraud. Prezznt:ly the m*er budged us tu the riht-hand side: dhey wr cleanyng the seats. All:Bert the Cocknyh wittered bt a fb match dhis eeqfn. Hee suppozed `t AFC be owned bie an Arab azz the stadium yz yclept Emirates Stadium. NK r`up @6*28 9m16 sheewz amused tu hear bt All:Bert the Cocknyh.
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15W+ . Judy joined ntu us.. PigWit came in and shmoozed Nic & M*Sp. Hee goy aot _ back in. HC propozed `t we goe ellse where, and wee goy tu Arancina.
. HC & Judy d`tu goe tu Balloon Land. Fyrst Judy h``tu collect her ticket. Her abode yz close tu Fox Scool. D^^z a dark heqfyqx feel tu the place.
. Loe Garri BlàBlàBlà at the bus-stop oppozyte G*Munch. Loe Lydia wacjtyng at the same stop. Lydia got up and chatted wiqf mee till the bus was dhere. Loe Cjeqf in hyz beamer wiqf Alex & Hybrid.
—•••—2010`9`16H @5¢03 it clicked what was on the site nao occupyghed bie Fox Scool: a wyrk:haose. &@5¢07 the sense of cemeterye: the dead in:mates wr buryhed dhere, and like:ly ^`was a steadyqx stream of dead in:mates. [in October summnk ellse clicked in:tu place: Farmer Street & Farm Place - a slawhter haose]
. OmoAi came tu the doör @HP1. PigWit turned up , and inter alia thanked mee for in:stillyng an ethical spiryt in him. Ih seddf If ^`z an ethical spiryt dhen hao bt not stealyng from frennds? Hee explacjned the skittles íncydent azz mania. Ih aasked him tu write hyz explanation; agree:ment.
. OmoAi was back @2¿32. Hee aasked hao loññg it taketh; ih reckoned 9mnt. Wee settf off @2¿39 and got dhere @2¿46 - 7mnt. On the wecj, OmoAi was perplexed `t ih cawaled the poop of Rome an agent of the deqfyl; hee seddf Doo yw haqfqf anyh euhidence for dhatt state:ment? Ih euhided it wi Exultet and dhen the burnyng of wichches. And ih seddf Dhey h`been on best behaqfcjr for bt a centurye. Dhen wee reached the place.
. Eqfrfnk ih wrote yz fit for use. Loe Joseph O`Sweat at the bus-stop nearest Confusion Sq. Joseph O`Sweat yz pleased wi him:self soe hee duzznt h`tu impress a1 wi a 4x4. Hee yz pleased wi mygh performance azz it yz clear proof of hyz brilliance.
. Ih draññk coffee on the 4^` step. Adama came hoam dhen Keqfin came thruh the doör. Wee talked bt electric razyrs. The interest swifft:ly turned aot tu be practical: Adama wysheth tu bucj a new razyr, and hee reckoneth `t electric yz better.
. Charrjance dhen ih goy tu Big:Muck NHG for tu madhel Fox Scool wi HC. Judy & Lilythe but Lilythe was tired soe shee goy hoam. Mecjn topic: the poop of Rome. RGP joined ntu us. HC wasnt dhere at awal. Kelqfin came in for tu meet RGP. Ih came oqfer sleepyqx soe ih goy hoam. Later ih goy aot, and loe RGP & Kelqfin at the SB bus-stop on Groaqf. Ih stecjed wiqf dhem till RGP's bus was dhere.
—•••—2010`9`17F 3. Ih waxed cold soe ih sawt the grecj cardgogs ih bawt in ``1`2003. Ih faond the worn-aot WK ih packed a:wecj in spriññ time makyng doo wi it.
. SM from LD _18¢56¢57 Dear B* hao =yz_dha? Iqfe cyme daon wiqf a fluhyqx thiññ. Kud =dha doo a wunder:ful goe a:wecj spell on sweatyqx Joseph?[] <_@6*44 ime="Ime" resystyng="resystyng" a="a" fluhyqx="fluhyqx" thiññ="thiññ" me:self.="me:self." soe="Soe" ih="ih" don't="don't" thynk="thynk" ih="ih" kud="kud" doo="doo" a="a" spell="spell" of="of" anyh="anyh" descriptujon.="descriptujon." x[]="X[]" .="." sm="SM" tu="tu" sabhbha="Sabhbha" @7*40="@7*40" paul="Paul" the="the" octopus="octopus" sheawed="sheawed" `t="`t" ^`z="^`z" summnk="summnk" rum="rum" at="at" the="the" wyrld="Wyrld" cup,="Cup," the="the" culmination="culmination" of="of" which="which" rum:ness="rum:ness" be="be" the="the" riggation="riggation" of="of" the="the" final="final" in="in" extra="extra" time.[]="time.[]" same="Same" messyj="messyj" tu="tu" ld="LD" @7*50.="@7*50." .="." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _20¢54¢59="_20¢54¢59" oh="Oh" noe!="noe!" poor="dhee[,]" get="get" well="well" soon.="soon." put="Put" a="a" spell="spell" on="on" him="him" when="dha" can="can" !="!" x[]="X[]" sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _7pm59¢01="_7PM59¢01" dhat[']s="Dhat[']s" trew="trew" ,="," ih="ih" wnder="wnder" if[="whedher]" the="the" webb="Webb" fella="fella" got="got" pacjed.="pacjed." summnk="summnk" wroñ="wroñ" dhere="dhere" ,="," uhery="uhery" anti="anti" duch="Duch" hee=" hee" jusst="jusst" wuldnt="wuldnt" let="let" the="the" game="game" flow.="flow." wunder="Wunder" if[="whedher]" hee="hee" receeqfed="receeqfed" blood="blood" dicjamonds?[]="dicjamonds?[]" .="." ih="ih" thawt="thawt" of="of" goeyng="goeyng" tu="tu" george's="George's" munch.="Munch." ih="ih" uhewed="uhewed" the="the" time:="time:" 9*59!="9*59!" soe="Soe" ih="ih" goy="goy" tu="tu" sahi's="Sahi's" cychen.="Cychen." mc="mc" ld="LD" @9*32.="@9*32." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _23¢22¢24="_23¢22¢24" b*="B*" b*,="B*," cawal="cawal" mee,="mee," ime="Ime" bored="bored" wi="wi" fluh="fluh" x[]="X[]" ld="LD" r`up="r`up" @11*20="@11*20" 5m59="5m59" what="what" confusion="Confusion" sq="Sq" yz="yz" like="like" sinnce="sinnce" chaqfqfyqx="Chaqfqfyqx" clare="Clare" left="left" it;="it;" pigwit="PigWit" ascribyng="ascribyng" hyz="hyz" faol="faol" behaqfcjr="behaqfcjr" tu="tu" mania="mania" -="-" ld="LD" thynketh="thynketh" it's="it's" a="a" lycje="lycje" and="and" pigwit="PigWit" dyde="dyde" the="the" offense="offense" bcoz="bcoz" hee="hee" wanted="wanted" tu.="tu." .="." ih="ih" telephoned="telephoned" ld="LD" @mn40="@MN40" 1^31m28="1^31m28" sunnog="Sunnog" niht:="niht:" the="the" feyry="feyry" in="in" the="the" station,="station," jamaal;="Jamaal;" cp="Cp" striññer="Striññer" secjyng="secjyng" iwd="Iwd" fuck="fuck" awwt="awwt" mee;="mee;" whedher="whedher" hee="hee" wuld="wuld" fuck="fuck" a="a" [censored]="[censored]" hee="hee" miht="miht" if="if" hee="hee" was="was" too="too" shiccre="shiccre" tu="tu" cnoaw="cnoaw" what="what" hee="hee" was="was" dooyng;;="dooyng;;" mania:="mania:" in="in" fcs's="FCS's" case="case" tyz="tyz" kontroqxled="kontroqxled" soe="Soe" hee="hee" can="can" set="set" up="up" a="a" book-shop,="book-shop," in="in" pigwit's="PigWit's" case="case" tyz="tyz" not="not" kontroqxled;;="kontroqxled;;" tara-medium="Tara-Medium" yz="yz" a="a" fraud;;="fraud;;" use="use" of="of" smeek:="smeek:" geranium="geranium" jasmine="jasmine" ?nagchampa.="?nagchampa." —<•="—<•">—2010`9`18R PigWit came tu the winndow @1¿21. Hee h``been at ?GatWyke. A load of English blokes quhoted Thessalonians but PigWit got it riht: hee ,at full uholume, seddf Fascisst! mc HC @8¿41.
. Ih ate cake in the garden , and gaqfe sume of it tu 2 pijjons. Short:ly other pijjons came a:loññg. D`was skwyrels on & ymb the lawn. Chalk^Bord came tu the garden, and the pijjons flew a:wecj. A mnt later, hee chased a skwyrel. The skwyrel took off (dhis beyng the ultimate urgency) and ih simultaneös:ly chased Chalk^Bord. The skwyrel shot up a tree, Chalk^Bord dis:appeered in:tu the bushes. Examynation reuhelede `t the bushes form a channel thru which hee can dis:appeer.
. Tu Select for Rock^Star. Tu George's Munch; uzuhal. Back tu the garden. NK r`up @6*10 5m41 td shee promysed tu bucj a carr for her syster; what sort?; QFW Gollf, Renault Megan; the syster liqfqfeth in Bubble*Gum Land, and dhey don't doo smawal carrs; at fyrst ih kud thynk only of Buick and Doj dhen ih remembrf `t Ford MC yz an American cömpanye soe sheez g`tu look up dheyr prices;; shee got off the line for tu watch Oprah wi the intention of cawalyng later. mc @6*39.
. Ih telephoned 99LG @7*20 1^46m44. SM from LD _8PM23¢28 & _21¢24¢29 Hi B* what =hazz_dha dis:kuqfered td? Anyh news from Confusion Sq? x[] LD r`up @9*19 her balance was low soe shee desired `t ih cawal back real soon 2m11. Ih cawaled back @9*30 ,,18s - after aaskyng mee tu cawal her?! Next goe @9*35 14m38 shee missed it @HP9 bcoz sheewz on the bog;; Crow goy tu West^Mynster for tu see what the streets wr like; hee dydnt see the wich-doctyr but hee saw huje craods;; LD's batterye was low soe qxgenn shee aasked mee tu cawal back dhis time in half a stoind
. Ih r`up from 10:20tu25 NR. Ih telephoned HC @10*30 ,,56s. Ih telephoned Wendy Birch @10*36 ,,22s.
. Ih telephoned LD @10*44 30m51 in or ymb 1977 Susan & her mödhyr wr in a shop, and Susan propozed getyng a decent lookkinng bunch of bnànaz, and her mödhyr seddf Oh noe wee can't - dhey`r from S\Africa; a lytl old lady piped up Okh cjr riht, awal dhoze lytl munky hands on em!; the relatyf fancyable:ness of coccroches & [censored].
. SM from LD _00¢45¢35 Clare gotta be feckin daaft if shee dydnt realize [`t] dhoze ***s dydnt gyqf a fuck bt her in the fyrst place[] <_@mn cjeah,="Cjeah," dhey="dhey" get="get" sume="sume" mugs="mugs" tu="tu" doo="doo" awal="awal" the="the" wyrk.="wyrk." clazza="Clazza" was="was" perfect="perfect" for="for" the="the" job="job" but="but" shee="shee" woke="woke" up="up" in="in" the="the" end.[]="end.[]">_@00¢02¢15 Ih agree B*. Dhey are g`tu be fucked sinj her; dhey`re use:less[]

2010`9`19S 3¢24. Loe Keqfin; Adama`z real quhicjet where:azz 5◊+ back heewz noizyqx; it can only be the medication. And hee duzznt bucj refrigerators aM. Hee told ntu Keqfin `t hee ín:tended tu send a conteyner load of white goods tu hyz kyn in Africa. Charrjance of computer, and ih fell a:sleep. Keqfin came in for hyz wash:ment. Shola was fun but not competent. Clazza got prettyher azz time rohled on; dhis ih must report tu LD - late on the niht of 2010`7`== ih cawaled Clazza fit, and LD seddf Crow duzznt thynk of her like dhatt.
. LD turned up @rHP9. Sheewz under the wedhr soe shee goy back tu Crow's nest near statim. Ih reported Keqfin's. utterance. D`was a scrawny weyrd wench on telí, and Crow seddf `t shee lookketh like Clazza. LD described her azz placjn wiqf bad scin & a big bum.
—•••—2010`9`20M Ih thawt bt Normans speakyng better French `n Parisians; HP11. SM from LD _11¢17¢35 _10AM17¢48 The far riht in Sweden, hoo want =tu look after the elder:ly ,aot wi immigrants[,] hazz surprizinng:ly wun a hygh percentyj of uhotes [] mc HC 8¿46 & 9¿35 twice.
. NK r`up @1¿55 11m28 shee wanteth a cleaner in hurrye; on Wednog wee are goeyng tu estate agents.
. Loe OmoAi wiqf a letter tu shuqf in boxxes. @2¿46 Patty goy aot and when OmoAi was a:wecj came back wiqf a ladder. Shee took mee tu taask for feedyng pijjons. Ime sick of her! Fuck's sake bich, get a life. Ih sudden:ly remembrf @3¿27 Ruth hahd the same gripe bt Patty. And shee h`deucjed her hecjr cjelow, which lookketh shit..
. Off tu wyrk. HC r`up @3¿11 1m49 `t wee meet up; iwz busy soe nu after hee peruseth a book-shop. Hee r`up @4¿24 1m46 progress? moast of the wecj thru it. Wyrk took much loññger `n ih expected. Ih telephoned HC @7** 16s headyng for NHG.
. HC was stuck in conuhersation bt the poop of Rome wi Encarna. Ih parked mee on the RH side , and got on-line. Later HC & JAB came ntu mee. RGP; hee agreed tu see Nick O`Greek safe:ly hoam while wee goy tu Arancina. LD r`up @9*52 4m33 where ih was; RGP came a:loññg desyght hyz promyse tu see Nic hoam; heez from Speaker*z Corner soe ^` must be summnk wroññ wi him; mygh turn at the caonter soe ih h``tu get off the telephone. SM from LD _21¢56¢46 & _8PM57¢04 Hi Barney,[] In the end, e1 saw Nic hoam.
. HC_ JAB & ih goy tu the benches at the church. Dhen weyrd:ness got in:tu action. JAB was quherule:sm in spurts, a sure siñn of bad:ness cjecj an índycation of eqfyl. Wee goy tu Big:Muck Ken`HS. JAB was wearyng a black jacket & spectacles wiqf red frame on a red ribbon; HC spotted it a stoind after wee got dhere. JAB seddf Purple yz the kulyr of suicide - dhis can only be ín:tended tu in:still fear. And shee seddf Black yz part of mygh persona. The bich yz dojjyqx.
—•••—2010`9`21T HC & ih goy tu Big:Muck NHG for brekfst & madhel. JAB yz a qfampire. HC yznt clear bt JAB's aware:ness of what sheez at. Wee left @7 bcoz ih h``tu retreeqf the d¤ bie 8. Hee got a trundle hoam from Groaqf.
. Messyj for Lattr Equhinox :: After a spell of horrid cold complete wi uhirus loe gloriös shine - the Gods are smilyng on us. Meryh Equhinox![] Fyrst BB fucked up the 1st bach - the track-sploj chanjed from `Sahuh Draaft` tu `Send`, and it sent an empty space 11¢15¢50. Tu Pagans @11¢18¢19. Tu others @11¢21¢14 & 11¢56¢50.
. SM from Crow 11AM34:06 Thanks likewise :-[] SM from Catt*Weasel 11AM34:22 If yw`re lookkyng for sympathye, yw`l find it in the dyctionary 'twixxt shit and syphilis!! Recyprocal greetyth ol' chum.[] SM from Crow 11AM34:57 :-):-):-):-):-)[]
. Ih sent the 3^` bach @11¢56¢50. SM from Stepanoff 11¢58¢49 Best tu =dhee[] SM from Catt^Weasel MD18:58 Wots an equithingy anyh wecj?[] <_@ hpmd="HPMD" it's="It's" a="a" twice="twice" cjear:ly="cjear:ly" thingy="thingy" where="where" nox="Nox" yz="yz" the="the" same="same" length="length" azz="azz" dies.[]="Dies.[]" .="." sm="SM" tu="tu" ld="LD" @md56="@MD56" miaow!="Miaow!" ih="Ih" h`been="h`been" sendyng="sendyng" mygh="mygh" equhinox="Equhinox" messyj="Messyj" tu="tu" pagans="Pagans" and="and" tu="tu" wyrthyh="wyrthyh" others.="others." nao="Nao" yz="yz" time="time" for="for" feyrygyrl.="FeyryGyrl." hecjl="Hecjl" feyrygyrl,="FeyryGyrl," merry="merry" be="be" on="on" dhis="dhis" amazinng:ly="amazinng:ly" sunnyqx="sunnyqx" equhinox!="Equhinox!" get="Get" aot="aot" in:tu="in:tu" the="the" sun-shine="sun-shine" ,="," and="and" absorb="absorb" it="it" ,="," and="and" get="Get" well.="well." qxgenn="Qxgenn" miaow![]="Miaow![]">_1PM34¢08 Thank =dhee for the luqf:ly messyj[;] happyqx happyqx equhinox! Meow! X[]
. Tu the paper-rig @2 - Joseph O`Sweat was at food. Ih hahd an un:success:ful trip tu George's Munch - too busyh. HP2 Joseph O`Sweat was redy for action; hee wrote the peece on the spot. Cris^M took it tu the postostow @3.
. FluffSplojj. HC r`up @5¿10 meet up in Eroma 1m44. From Eroma, ih telephoned HC @6** ,,30s. Hee cawaled mee @6*01 12s. Soon dhere. Major topic SG Matthew u`s Real Jesus.
. Ih telephoned LD @8*19 NR. Iwz hoam bie 8*24.
. LD came tu the winndow ymb MN, and wee sat on the lawn. Ih aasked her bt the bodhdher at NHG, and shee gaqfe solid aduhice. JAB yz a haunted freak not a qfampire.
. Wee saw Pudiññ^Cat at the bin-shed. LD goy tu a bin at #32 tu dump a spent wipe, and when shee got back, Pudiññ^Cat was gonn. LD goy back tu Crow's nest, 1¢14.
—•••—2010`9`22W HC r`up @1¿19 Meet in Apostrophe uhicja Big:Muck NHG 2m04. mc HC @8¿35 & MD14. SM tu HC @2¢59¢56 Ih got delacjed. ime at Stan:leyh Concrete.[] Soon iwz in Big:Muck. Wee goy tu Holland Park, and on the wecj ih gaqfe the report.
. The munch in Holland Park h`becyme junk; noe spaggog, qfej curye @6bP40, death sammwyjes and yn:edybl sammwyjes. Ih bawt an ornj for 70p - it was riht tastyqx. NK r`up @5¿43 39m35 sheewz at a financial semynar td; James Rojjrz spoke on emergjyng markets, China beyng hyz fahuhoryte; food producers, water companyxz - wee neqfr hahd water shortyjes when water was in social owner:shype; Apple Mac talk.
. Tu ChopChop. Wee h``tu wacjt for a table! Dhis must be the West:feeld effect. Wee goy in:tu West:feeld bcoz wee kudnt stecj in ChopChop. Ih don't like West:feeld dhow it m`be use:ful for access tu WWW.

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2010`9`23H mc NK @11¿46. Dhen OmoAi cnocced the doör `t ih cyme tu the Hs_M. mc HC @11¿39. SM from Morgan _11AM00:33 Wyrm:wood Scrubbs 6„55am. Cjet another drab grew [grecj!] dawn Sun-rize obscured bi blanket klaod-kuqfer. Wild-life singular:ly un:remarkable. Dull cjear for sun-rize on signifycant dacjs. JTM[]
. Tu l`room for the Hs_M. Adama was dhere. When ih came in, OmoAi commenced the meetyth. It was oqfer in r` 10mnt. Lo Keqfin. Hee can't be bodhdhered wi Hs_M azz awal dhey doo yz aask us hao ty doo dheyr job. Well dhis time, it wasnt eeqfn dhatt.
. Tu the paper-rig for tu comport the Cash Plus card. It was sfw. Back tu CroakFold. Ih heard a skwyrel , and twigged `t it kud be urgent soe ih goy aot dhere kwyk:ly. Chalk^Bord ran a:wecj from the dish of water. Dhere was noe blud or heyr soe the skwyrel got a:wecj un:hurt.
. SM from LD _00„44„07 Hao =yz_dha td? X[] <11*55 Considerably better an ;;d, ih reckon cheef:ly bcoz iwz wiqf dhee so much of LN. The frank:íncense yz benefícíal; thanks Stripy Miaow.![] _00„58„42 Brilliant! =dha`z luqf:ly[]
—•••—2010`9`24F 2¿20. Ih felt like dooyng coffee but ih hahd noe kettle. Soe ih goy aot for tu bucj a kettle, fyrst goeyng tu P`Land. Russell Hobbs, anyh-direction base. Back hoam @6*45, and ih hahd coffee at hoam for ih thynk the fyrst time dhis cjear.
. SM from LD _21„05„46 Fahey*z been cawalyng mee. 5 mc fuck sake[] <_@9*05 (which="(which" like:ly="like:ly" meaneth="meaneth" a="a" stoind="stoind" later)_="later)_" what="What" a="a" pantser!="pantser!" haps="Haps" hee="hee" wanted="wanted" tu="tu" report="report" `t="`t" heez="heez" from="from" an="an" abuzer="abuzer" famylye="famylye" in="in" an="an" abuzer="abuzer" nation="nation" and="and" an="an" abuzer="abuzer" relygion.="relygion." shall="Shall" ih="ih" sheaw="sheaw" up="up" tn?[]="tn?[]">_10PM22:09 Hao =yz_dha td? X[] Dhis messyj seemeth un:related, soe ih reckon LD missed mygh messyj , and attempted tu get mee on the BBD. >_23„22„52 Cjes! The silly fecker. Hao =yz_dha? =Hazz_dha been up tu enfnk nice td? x x[] Ih takyng "Cjes" tu be the ansyr tu mygh quhestion goy tu Crow's nest. Afore goeyng dhere, ih applyghed a corn-plaster , and re:arrangjf it on the wecj.
—<•>—2010`9`25R Ih got tu bed in dacj-lyght bcoz iwz in a state. Iwz woken bie the BBD @2 and qxgenn @3. mc HC @11¿25. Charrjance.. Ih reached Crow's nest @8*28. Susan telephoned LD: dhey are goeyng tu Kens^gn tm. Crow came back ymb 9 haqfqfyng concluded `t Paul the basogger yz a noe-good:nic and `t hyz base aot:put yz not much good. Paul the basogger faoled the pylow-sheaths_ left the bath in need of cleanance_ and ate awal the butter leaqfyng nune for dinner. Wee hahd mushyqx rice, which became edybl uppon the addytion of salt.
. Crow hoatf bed-time soe wee h``tu cnocc off; MN48 LD s``t sheewz cymyng wiqf mee. LD collected letters dhen wee nattered a while. LD yz desirös `t ih cyme tm @HP7 eeqfn when sheez back from the trip wiqf Susan.

2010`9`26S QP2. HC r`up @3¿40 1m15 what iwz dooyng: bt tu put the kettle on; the kettle?; the kettle what ih bawt 2d a:goe; HC caonteth it azz an adqfance, which be a state:ment of the obuhi; ih seddf Look what the skye yz dooyng; hee aasked And dhen what?; Meetyng [LD]; hee patent:ly not getyng it propozed `t wee meet up in Big:Muck after:ward; ih s``t LD & ih be like:ly tu be tgedhr awal niht, and dhat was dhat.
. SM tu LD @HP4 PigWit hahd Susan's e*address at least a munnth afore ih[] Ih hahd an un:euhent:ful time in l`room. HC r`up @7*51 hee "wanted tu aask bt the cat" 47s. Ih draññk sume moar coffee afore shoggyng off.
. SM tu LD @HP8 Well ime behind time; settyng off nao. Need enfnk from a shop? x`x`x[] TA 8*40. Ih rhaññ the doör-bell, NR dhen >_8PM41:45 Ciggies jps lights X[] Soe ih turned back for fags at which point LD cawaled mee from the winndow. Ih popped in dhen got fags for LD. LD h``nt been aot azz sheewz too crud. Ih ràdher thawt shee wasnt up tu it.
. R` 3mnt after ih got back, LD telephoned Anneeta. Oz blokes are luqf:ly, and dhey haqfqf such a nice accent. Shee got off telephone @9*48. The cawal took place @8*50 bie priwr arrangj:ment.
. Crow plecjed Dr Hoow music. LD apropos of boots agreed wi Crow `t the kween yz a modyl for femecjls. Natural:y ih recjzed mygh mug and seddf Fuck the monarkhye! Eek - Crow yz a monarkhisst and feerce bt it. LD nu feelyng alarmed at Crow's aot-burst telephoned HC @10*10 3m10 Dud:leyh yz at Crow's nest till heez fully grown; HC wanteth tu briññ Furry tu meet Dud:leyh. Crow yz not haqfqfyng HC in hyz flat.
. Crow finyshk hyz shnizzle on Tube dhen offered the Web connexion tu LD. LD wanted tu hear The Coral. Crow refused tu plecj The Coral. Mad:ness; hee refused tu plecj Mad:ness dhen plecjed ??q0q0q??. But noe moar Mad:ness. Eleanor Rig:by: hee plecjed it. Crow dumped Paul the sicko's tooth-brush, which maketh sense, and LD's current tooth-brush, which maketh less sense. Bed-time began at MN17. LD & ih are meetyng up @6** tu comport laund:ry.
—•••—2010`9`27M SM tu Jinnji @7 At a frennd's place lasst week, a cjung cat yclept Dud:leyh grabbed the wires of the telí and crashshed it tu the floör. Miaow![]
. mc RF @8¿36 - ih heard it but was too sleepyqx tu ansyr it. D`was a bunch of steel-drum noize. It seemed tu goe on for stoinds but macj in realityh h`been 20mnt.
. S1 at the doör raozed mee from deep sleep - MdMcDd! Wee nattered a while: the form - OmoAi told him `t it was quhite excitinng; the peece of junk Max brawt. Dhen MdMcDd h``tu shog off. SM tu LD @3 BumFace told Moqhammed `t postyng the form "was quhite excitinng". Ih dydnt realize hao dull BumFace's life yz![] >_3PM06:55 &_16„06„30 Dhatts well funnyqx[.] duzz mohumed [shee warped the name weyrd:ly!] thynk bum:face yz the wanker `t hee yz[?][]
. HC r`up @3¿10 46s heewz goeyng tu Big:Muck where:azz iwz getyng redy for the Pagan Scene. Dhen ih telephoned Bingas tu make sure `t it real:y yz tn 3¿23 it yz tn 55s.
. Tu LD @3¿40 Kud hee miss it?! Ear, tn yz the Pagan Scene. What duzz dhis doo tu aor laund:ry?[] >_5PM32:35 Trew! =Dha shuld goe tu the Pagan Scene. Wee can alwz doo laund:ry =tm[]
. Soe what the fuck happened? After flop:ness ,for which ih took ProPlus, and hunger ,for which ih took biscujts, ih got clean and goy aot. Loe Lydia clozyng The Percy. Clozance time! D`was less `n noe point in goeyng becjonnd Groaqf. Ih telephoned LD @9*45 ,,22s. Tu G^Munch.
. SM from LD _00„11„38 &_01„11„46 Hao dyde the pagan moot goe? Enfnk interestinng? X[] Ih telephoned LD @MN50 38m58 ih told hao ih faond hao loññg ih took oqfer getyng redy:; Dud:leyh got stuck in the back of a chacjr; Crow lyfted him tu where the slats are less close; Dud:leyh was quhicjet for a good while after the scare;; LD thawt of walkyng tu Confusion Sq; un:decyded and yghdher wecj h``tu goe leak.
. LD sheawed up @2¢35 s`what shiccre. Tu the lawn. LD heard summnk in a bush. Ih gessed `t it be Chalk^Bord. LD saw s1 smawal walkyng behind mee; dhis saondhed like Chalk^Bord. At the frunt of the haose, LD saw a cat , and cawaled mee for ident: Chalk^Bord clamberyng thru the hedge of #30.
. Wee goy tu Cat^Taon. The doör was locked, and wee dydnt see Frecjdi or Sparks; ih reckon dhey wr on the landyth. Wee faond a cat hoow lookketh like Dud:leyh; wee left sume food for him. Back at the haose, LD s``t sheewz goeyng back tu Crow's nest azz the accommodation heer yznt much good. Ime tu goe dhere tm after FluffSplojj.
—•••—2010`9`28T HP2. Tu l`room for charrjance of jabber-port and in-take of coffee. MdMcDd came in. Summnk in the secret chambr settf hyz noze off; it saondheth like dusst-mites. SM from LD _3PM34:37 &_16:34:49 Hi barnes, hao =yz_dha td? Anyh funnyqx goeyngson from [at?] Confusion Sq? =Yz_dha g`tu be writyng notes for when =dha_meeteth the commiss`r?[] PigWit came in. Heewz wyryhed: dhey wanted tu shifft him tu a hosstel, and hee hahd a notujon ,probably delusion, `t s1 was robbyng hyz flat.
. Ih got tu FluffSplojj @5¿02, and dhey clozed it @6 bcoz s1 was goeyng tu a fb mach. Ih accomed Jym^Hum tu the bus-stop on SM Road. Doññgles, broad:band, eemzl, securityh, RIM.
. Wunce Jym^Hum was a:bord the TJ , ih driffted tu:ward Crow's nest. HC r`up @6*17 5m04 Gordon was in Shepherd's Bush, and dhey fancyede collectyng mee from Confusion Sq; h``r ih was meetyng LD & Crow.
. Ih rhaññ Crow's bell, and LD texted mee _20„05„19 Yz dhatt =dhee :():?[] Ih rhaññ the bell in the manner in which ih uzed tu tap LD's winndow, and LD opened the doör. Dhey wyshe tu make sure dhey don't admit Paul the sicko.
. LD aasked bt Max soe ih telephoned him 8*40 4m23 heez a:wecj from Black Lion Lane, back in 3 or 4 d, soe hee yznt g`tu be collectyng hyz peece of junk; LD aasked w`r the place yz a heap of shit: it yznt a heap of shit but it yznt good enuhhf tu cawal accommodation; Max h``tu get off the telephone tu ? take the chyldren hoam. Prezznt:ly Crow came hoam wiqf a load of shop:ment. While heewz cookkyng dinner, hee realized `t hee for:got butter, soe ih got a pack of butter from the shop on ChestBum Road. Bed-time was r` xtMN.
—•••—2010`9`29W MdMcDd came tu the doör @9¿25. SM from LD _9AM59:29 &_10„59„40 Barney, Lynda cawaled mee & dhey want mee dhere at 11¿30am mmmm[] <_@10¿10 haqfqf="Haqfqf" tu="tu" get="get" up!="up!" md="Md" came="came" tu="tu" the="the" doör="doör" a="a" lytl="lytl" while="while" a:goe,="a:goe," and="and" ih="ih" reluctant:ly="reluctant:ly" got="got" up.="up." see="See" dhee="dhee" soon="soon" eh="eh" x[]="X[]">_10AM11¢53 See =dhee soon X[] Loe Adama. Heewz after seeyng the Commiss`r. The Commiss`r uzed tu be a SU; sense of wobble.
. It turned aot the man wee met yznt a Commiss`r at awal, heez a messenger, and heewz readyng a form bit bie bit. Ih aasked w`r dhis malarkye be the wyrk of dhat wanker Hideo: in-deed soe. SM from LD _11AM53:07 &_12„53„23 Hi hao dyde it goe wiqf the Commiss`r?[] <@11AM54:56 Waste of time & effyrt. For dhis ih got up yrly alredy?![] >_12¢07¢23 Whygh Barnes?[] <@MD09:24 Bcoz it'z a form not a real inter:uhew. Ih kud fyll the thiññ in sinj a man tu read it tu mee.[]
. Tu the garden of #30. Lynda summoned mee tu 38A tu meet MdMcDd. Eh dhatts PigWit's abode. Dhen ih gessed `t it be bt the document. Tu 38; MdMcDd_ PigWit & a ploddak. PigWit s``t what`r ih secj yz riht and `t ih kud explacjn it. Hee h``for:gotten whygh hee cawaled shslop. D`was sume twitteration dhen PigWit goy back in-side leaqfyng us puzzled.
. Loe Sally, and shee greeted mee. Shee hahd half a tin-load of CocaCola Zero. Shee felt `t d``z summnk off bt it. Ih gaqfe forth on Aspartame & Acesulfame^K.
. SM from LD _2PM20:30 What form? =Dyde_dha make anyh complacjnts[] NK r`up @3¿22 22m38 shee needeth help wi trackyng bank accaonts; dhis weekend; AGM of Uhillyj Acjd in Toynbee Hawal.
. George's Munch. LD r`up @5¿36 11m14 ih told at length what took place in the paper-rig, which was the purpose of the cawal; LD & Crow sawt mee ymb MD and dydnt thynk tu look in l`room; dhey are dooyng laund:ry tn. mc HC @6*31.
. Ih goy tu bed dhen d`tu stide prime numbrs; for 4◊ ih h``been meanyng tu doo it. Soe ih got the MacBook in:tu action , drew up a set of numbrs , and got tu wyrk. LD came tu the winndow @HPMN; dhey wr dooyng laund:ry. Wee fed Frecjdí, and ^` shuld be enuhhf left for Sparks. LD got a pizzog from Goof^Bawal; shee h`turned in:tu a cheez-chommper.
—•••—2010`9`30H MdMcDd raozed mee @HP9. A team of tree-destrocjers shewed up. Prezznt:ly wee took a load tu the recycle-station. When wee got back, the tree :(): #34 was noe moar, and dhey wr destrocjyng the tree :(): #==. mc RF 10¿20 10¿59 & 11¿02.
. HxH zPat was dhere. Shee told `t zBurke was dew later on - ih got dhere in time. zBurke came in while iwz at wyrk on the oqfer-dew ordyr. G·˙·C·˙· came in. Hee aasked w`r dhere be enfnk tu take tu Erinn for heez goeyng dhere soon. Ih felt `t dhere be sume such but kudnt thynk of anyh. G·˙·C·˙· lookked in the cabinet , and saw 5 copyxz of 18^`° for AmorC. The in:u\ be dated `x`2009. G·˙·C·˙· s``t mygh "system fell flat."
. mc Crow (probably LD borywyng it) @8*54. Ih left Groaqf Station @11**. LD r`up @MN13 6m09 Shee h``sent 2 SM:s, and ih h``nt gotten em; the connexion was soe poor shee gaqfe it up azz a bad job. Dhen ih got the SM:s :: _21„55„35 Hi hao =yz_dha? Dyde =dha cnocc for mee td? X[] _23„43„52 Oh dear iqfe ordyred a [!!!] ín:formation pack tu Crow's flat[]
—•••—2010`x`01F PigWit came tu the winndow @MD48. Hee desired `t "wee adjurn tu l`room". Ih wasnt dooyng enfnk soe ih goy dhere: hee wasnt dhere.
. SM from Jinnji 4PM33:39 Fat McCann sezz hloqxe! Ih doo too! Wune dacj cyme 2 kew gdns. Wee can haqfqf teeqx in the gdns.[] <_@5** teeqx="Teeqx" in="in" kew="Kew" g,="G," cjeah="cjeah" ih="ih" can="can" relate="relate" tu="tu" dhatt.="dhatt." um,="Um," mccann="McCann" yznt="yznt">dhatt< fat - bie American standards heez a wecjf! x[] >_5PM03:18 Hooz the fattest pagan?[] <_@5¿24 will:sön="Will:sön" or="or" beskin.="Beskin." dhen="Dhen" qxgenn,="qxgenn," ih="ih" don't="don't" thynk="thynk" dhey="dhey" are="are" pagans.="Pagans." rozalye="Rozalye" nathan;="Nathan;" ih="ih" reckon="reckon" tyz="tyz" the="the" medication="medication" azz="azz" cauzed="cauzed" it.[]="it.[]" ih="ih" reported="reported" the="the" messyj="messyj" tu="tu" ld="LD" @5¿45.="@5¿45." sm="SM" tu="tu" ld="LD" @6*05="@6*05" mccann="McCann" yz="yz" the="the" bloke="bloke" what="what" dissed="dissed" mee="mee" dhen="Dhen" jinnji="Jinnji" sat="sat" wiqf="wiqf" him="him" dhatt="dhatt" niht="niht" sheewz="sheewz" meant="meant" tu="tu" be="be" hookkyng="hookkyng" up="up" wiqf="wiqf" mee.="mee." thawts?[]="Thawts?[]" .="." sm="SM" from="from" jinnji="Jinnji" _7pm50:51="_7PM50:51" what="what" bt="bt" randall?="Randall?" or="or" dhatt="dhatt" hedge-wichch="hedge-wichch" fella?[]="fella?[]" <_@8*15="<_@8*15" doo="Doo" ih="ih" cnow="cnow" randall?="Randall?" and="And" which="which" hedge-wichch?="hedge-wichch?" iwd="Iwd" be="be" surprized="surprized" if="if" yghdher="yghdher" yz="yz" fatter="fatter" `n="`n" rozalye.[]="Rozalye.[]" .="." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _9pm42:48="_9PM42:48" what="what" dyde="dyde" hee="hee" secj="secj" bt="bt" yw="yw" boath?="boath?" was="Was" gingey="gingey" up:set?="up:set?" hoo="Hoo" exact:ly="exact:ly" yz="yz" mccann[]="McCann[]" _9pm44:50="_9PM44:50" was="Was" dhatt="dhatt" txt="txt" meant="meant" for="for" mee?[]="mee?[]" <@10*10="<@10*10" dhatt="dhatt" txt="txt" yz="yz" the="the" messyj="messyj" jinnji="Jinnji" sent="sent" tu="tu" mee.="mee." mccann="McCann" yz="yz" a="a" pagan.="Pagan." s`times="S`times" heez="heez" frennd:ly,="frennd:ly," other="other" times="times" heez="heez" like="like" shut="Shut" up,="up," and="And" cjet="cjet" other="other" times="times" heez="heez" melankholic.[]="melankholic.[]" .="." sm="SM" from="from" jinnji="Jinnji" _10pm10:49="_10PM10:49" roz?[]="Roz?[]" <_@10*30="<_@10*30" rozalye="Rozalye" nathan,="Nathan," seeriös:ly="seeriös:ly" fat="fat" briht="briht" pagan="Pagan" wiqf="wiqf" mental="mental" health="health" issughs,="issughs," not="not" rozalynd="Rozalynd" sharoshag="sharoshag" of="of" bingas.="Bingas." .="." sm="SM" tu="tu" ld="LD" @10*50="@10*50" ih="ih" don't="don't" cnow="cnow" what="what" mccann="McCann" seddf.="seddf." ih="ih" don't="don't" cnow="cnow" w`r="w`r" jinnji="Jinnji" yz="yz" up:set="up:set" dhoe="dhoe" it="it" wuldnt="wuldnt" surprize="surprize" mee.="mee." jinnji="Jinnji" h`been="h`been" textyng="textyng" mee="mee" sinnce="sinnce" short:ly="short:ly" after="after" teeqx-time.[]="teeqx-time.[]" .="." ih="ih" telephoned="telephoned" nk="NK" @11*07="@11*07" talk="talk" of="of" doññgles="doññgles" 34m07.="34m07." in:tu="In:tu" sahi's="Sahi's" cychen.="Cychen." r`="R`" half="half" wecj="wecj" thru="thru" the="the" rice,="rice," ih="ih" ordyred="ordyred" a="a" load="load" of="of" fricjes.="fricjes." the="the" combination="combination" be="be" what="what" ih="ih" needed="needed" soe="soe" h`forth="h`forth" dhis="dhis" yz="yz" mygh="mygh" regular="regular" mele.="mele." back="Back" hoam,="hoam," ih="ih" felt="felt" well="well" fed.="fed." .="." ih="ih" telephoned="telephoned" ld="LD" @mn50="@MN50" 5m51="5m51" a="a" bit="bit" bt="bt" jinnji;="Jinnji;" ld="LD" was="Was" short:ly="short:ly" headyng="headyng" for="for" the="the" haose.="haose." and="And" in="in" 5mnt,="5mnt," ld="LD" was="Was" at="at" mygh="mygh" winndow.="winndow." cat^taon.="Cat^Taon." ld="LD" pointed="pointed" aot="aot" summnk:="summnk:" jinnji="Jinnji" dyde="dyde" what="what" pigwit="PigWit" duzz="duzz" eeqfn="eeqfn" ascribe="ascribe" 1's="1's" own="own" faults="faults" tu="tu" s1ellse.="s1ellse." .="." ld="LD" h`been="h`been" wearyng="wearyng" a="a" black="black" kote="kote" for="for" ymb="ymb" a="a" week,="week," tn="tn" combined="combined" wi="wi" a="a" black="black" hat="hat" &="&" black="black" leggics.="leggics." ih="ih" recommended="recommended" replacyng="replacyng" it="it" wi="wi" summnk="summnk" cheer:ful.="cheer:ful." eek="Eek" shee="shee" bawt="bawt" it="it" ymb="ymb" a="a" week="week" a:goe="a:goe" for="for" 50bpd.="50bPd." ld="LD" felt="felt" need="need" of="of" a="a" walk,="walk," and="And" ih="ih" got="got" led="led" aot="aot" of="of" mygh="mygh" wecj.="wecj." ih="ih" spoke="spoke" of="of" beyng="beyng" pick:si="pick:si" led.="led." ih="ih" real:y="real:y" dydnt="dydnt" feel="feel" good="good" from="from" the="the" walk.="walk." wee="Wee" talked="talked" :():=":():" crow's="Crow's" abode="abode" dhen="Dhen" ld="LD" goy="goy" in-side.="in-side." —<•="—<•">—2010`x`02R Ih got up for weewee & poo; 1¿31. Tu l`room. Adama feched launds tu the washo. Hee near:ly pressed the openance button in-stead of start - ih seddf Green; dhen hee got it riht. And dhen hee notyced `t the soap was in the RH compartment but hee h``nt pressed the releuhant button. Ih scooped the soap in:tu the LH compartment dhen flushshed it in:tu the action-drum.
. Ih telephoned the Bingas h`hold @3¿24 21m30 Rozalynd the hoal time; tyz weyrd & yrk:sume `t ih kudnt get dhere on 27`9`2010;; the talk on 11`x`2010 yz on Nature Spiryts; dhis shuld appeal tu LD;; the next talk yz on cadaqfres in cloisters; dhis will not appeal tu LD; it duzznt appeal tu Rozalynd; tyz moar a Steeqf^Will$ talk;; hao good it yz tu not haqfqf enfnk tu doo wi Steeqf Will$; if Steeqf Will$ sent ~Qfarney the Qfampire~ tu her, sheewd send it back iter:ly where:wi tu clog the shmuck's in-box.
. Ih telephoned Reeta Dawis @5¿02 "Erryr: Aot:goeyng cawals barred." It duzznt make sense. Ih telephoned Stepanoff @5¿10 ,,44s. Ih telephoned Catt*Weasel @5¿35 and hee cawaled mee back bcoz hee hazz a deal 58s; 5¿38 37m07 hee bawt for hyz kyn 12 ceramic mushshrooms in a shop on Pel`m street; the next:nics plant 1 when ??qq?? & ??qq?? are aot, and hee telephoneth the kyn for tu establysh `t heez in Shepper:ton:shire;; wee are meetyng up tm in Meadow.
. SM from Catt*Weasel _6PM37:41 You barstid! Cawalyng u made me miss 15 mins of S. Hawkins' UNIHUHERSE on chan 4! CAD, BAONDER, JACKANAPES!!![] _6PM46:23 Sorry, Hawking's[] <_@7*03 what="What" a="a" pillak,="pillak," mixxyng="mixxyng" up="up" hawking="Hawking" wi="wi" dawkinnz!="Dawkinnz!" fuckan="Fuckan" jackass="jackass" jackanapes!!!="jackanapes!!!" .="." ih="Ih" telephoned="telephoned" jonni="Jonni" @7*07="@7*07" 25m07="25m07" hee="hee" got="got" real="real" gloomose="gloomose" uppon="uppon" the="the" death="death" of="of" loftus="Loftus" soe="soe" hee="hee" got="got" on:tu="on:tu" citalopram;="Citalopram;" heez="heez" still="still" takyng="takyng" it="it" intermittent:ly;="intermittent:ly;" wee="wee" are="are" meetyng="meetyng" up="up" on="on" 16`x`2010="16`x`2010" in="in" the="the" percy.="Percy." sm=" SM" from="from" catt*weasel="Catt*Weasel" @7pm19:25="@7PM19:25" find="Find" dorkins="Dorkins" in="in" my="my" 1st="1st" 2="2" txts.="txts." silly="Silly" boy![]="boy![]" <_@8*05="<_@8*05" itts="Itts" only="only" in="in" the="the" fyrst="fyrst" and="and" dhen="dhen" only="only" bie="bie" ímplication,="ímplication," which="which" yz="yz" quhite="quhite" enuhhf!="enuhhf!" wombat="Wombat" poo![]="poo![]" +@8*30="+@8*30" kinneighda!="Kinneighda!" :wombat=":wombat" yznt="yznt" in="in" blackberry's="BlackBerry's" wyrd-lisst!="wyrd-lisst!" dhere="Dhere" are="are" sume="sume" gobbosmack="gobbosmack" gaps="gaps" in="in" it.="it." .="." ih="Ih" telephoned="telephoned" kleo="Kleo" scarab="Scarab" @8*40="@8*40" ,,22s.=",,22s." ih="Ih" telephoned="telephoned" all:bert="All:bert" @8*55="@8*55" 15m43="15m43" macbook;="MacBook;" adama's="Adama's" aduhenture="aduhenture" wi="wi" the="the" washo.="washo." ih="Ih" telephoned="telephoned" ld="LD" @10**="@10**" nr.="NR." .="." sm="SM" from="from" catt*weasel="Catt*Weasel" @10pm17:04="@10PM17:04" lasst="Lasst" 2="2" messyjes="messyjes" garbled,="garbled," suggest="suggest" fillteryng="fillteryng" thru="thru" brecjn="brecjn" when="when" sendinng[]="sendinng[]" <_@10*35="<_@10*35" fuck="Fuck" filltration,="filltration," stream="stream" of="of" conscias:ness="conscias:ness" yz="yz" the="the" thiññ="thiññ" of="of" the="the" moment.="moment." or="Or" poss="poss" steam="steam" of="of" conscias:ness.="conscias:ness." merry="Merry" wombat!="Wombat!" .="." ih="Ih" telephoned="telephoned" ld="LD" @10*45="@10*45" 1m52="1m52" crow="Crow" ansyred="ansyred" it="it" -="-" ld="LD" handed="handed" it="it" tu="tu" him="him" bcoz="bcoz" shee="shee" wasnt="wasnt" in="in" a="a" mood="mood" tu="tu" talk;="talk;" off="off" on="on" 1;="1;" ld="LD" h``been="h``been" at="at" booze;="booze;" crow="Crow" kudnt="kudnt" stecj="stecj" on="on" the="the" telephone="telephone" azz="azz" hee="hee" h``tu="h``tu" gard="gard" thiññs.="thiññs." .="." sahi's="Sahi's" cychen;="Cychen;" hoam;="hoam;" bed.="bed." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _1am23¿15="_1AM23¿15" whygh="WHYGH" dyde="DYDE" st="ST" charles="CHARLES" [ynary]="[ynary]" staff="STAFF" tricj="TRICJ" tu="tu" kill="kill" a="a" pregnant="pregnant" lady?="lady?" the="the" 3rd="3rd" wyrld="wyrld" spriññeth="spriññeth" tu="tu" mind.[]="mind.[]" <_@1¢33="<_@1¢33" soe="soe" duzz="duzz" nasty:ness="nasty:ness" for="for" its="its" own="own" sake.[]="sake.[]">_1AM39:29 What =duzz_dha mean?[] >_1AM47:34 Oh of course.[]
. Tu LD @2¢05 Td ih telephoned Jonny which ih h``nt seen for near:ly 3◊. Ih aasked w`r hee remembreth Joseph =O`Sweat. Jonny seddf Heewz a waste of space.[] >_2AM06:09 Whose johnny ?[] <_@2¢33 kuzyn="Kuzyn" of="of" the="the" late="late" loftus.="Loftus." hee="Hee" expected="expected" sume="sume" help="help" or="or" at="at" least="least" sympathye="sympathye" from="O`Sweat," and="and" awal="awal" hee="Hee" got="got" was="was" sneer.="O`Sweat" seemeth="seemeth" tu="tu" hate="hate" or="or" despize="despize" moast="moast" e1.="e1.">_2AM43:59 Wee must collect ehuhidence. Hao =duzz_dha cnow dhis anyh hao?[] >_2AM48:06 =O`Sweat h`tu goe [west] it's a disgrace. Wee must wyrk a spell soon.[]
. >_2AM57:53 Iwz jusst [nao] dhere but dydnt bodhdher =tu cnocc cos =dha_was grumpyqx LN[] Such yz thurghly: not what ih kud doo wi when ime bt tu goe tu sleep. <_@3¢42 sorry="Sorry" bt="bt" the="the" grump,="grump," feyry;="Feyry;" iwz="iwz" freaked="freaked" at="at" the="the" un:expected="un:expected" jurnyh="jurnyh" and="and" afrecjd="afrecjd" `t="`t" iwz="iwz" g`tu="g`tu" be="be" hauled="hauled" in="in" on="on" the="the" wecj="wecj" hoam="hoam" bcoz="bcoz" <!03:46:31="<!03:46:31"> iwz soe Tourette-ful. In the euhent, ^`wr noe plod or chaqfs soe ih got hoam safe:ly dhoe attacked bie a goast. Miaow.[]

2010`x`03S [***] 2. Tu T^Meadow. SM tu Cat*Weasel @4¿20 Ime on EdgeWare Road and headyng for Speaker*z Corner. E`T`A 10mnt[] T^A 4¿36. >_4PM35:05 Am at hoame, feet up, dehuhelopyng squhare yghs! Sorry[] <_@4¿50 hm="Hm" hope="hope" wee="wee" make="make" a="a" better="better" job="job" of="of" it="it" next="next" attempt.="attempt." fashion="Fashion" state:ment![]="state:ment![]" .="." d\amos="D\Amos" dhen="dhen" rgp.="RGP." bie="Bie" sub:wecj="Sub:Wecj" d\amos="D\Amos" meant="meant" sub:wecj="Sub:Wecj" not="not" sammwyj="sammwyj" shop;="shop;" fuck="fuck" soe="soe" soon.="soon." loe="Loe" a="a" skwyrel!="skwyrel!" sm="SM" tu="tu" ld="LD" @5¿25="@5¿25" d``z="D``z" a="a" skwyrel="skwyrel" in="in" speaker*z="Speaker*z" corner![]="Corner![]" prezznt:ly="Prezznt:ly" d\amos="D\Amos" shogged="shogged" off,="off," dhen="dhen" rgp.="RGP." ih="Ih" hookked="hookked" up="up" wiqf="wiqf" jymí="Jymí" tekhno.="Tekhno." .="." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _6pm22:21="_6PM22:21" oh="Oh" hao="hao" luqf:ly!="luqf:ly!" bet="Bet" heez="heez" a="a" cutie[]="cutie[]" <_@6*30="<_@6*30" hee="Hee" yz="yz" -="-" ime="ime" glad="glad" iwz="iwz" dhere![]="dhere![]">_6PM32:16 Ime not surprized! Dyde hee eat any boilled sweets or donuts ect?[] <_@6*40 kudnt="Kudnt" see="see" what="what" heewz="heewz" eatyng.="eatyng." it="It" kud="kud" be="be" a="a" sweet,="sweet," it="It" was="was" the="the" riht="riht" size.[]="size.[]" .="." jymí="Jymí" tekhno="Tekhno" &="&" ih="ih" sat="sat" in="in" kfc.="KFC." templar.="Templar." magnetic="Magnetic" enjn.="enjn." bernard="Bernard" which="which" yz="yz" a="a" kr="kr" but="but" hazz="hazz" a="a" brecjn.="brecjn." jymí="Jymí" tekhno="Tekhno" was="was" meetyng="meetyng" "a=""a" wumn"="wumn"" @9bst.="@9BST." dhis="Dhis" became="became" 10.="10." wee="Wee" goy="goy" aot="aot" bcoz="bcoz" jymí="Jymí" tekhno="Tekhno" needed="needed" a="a" fag.="fag." the="the" "wumn"=""wumn"" turned="turned" aot="aot" tu="tu" be="be" tneeba.="Tneeba." .="." bernard="Bernard" &="&" ih="ih" goy="goy" tu="tu" big:muck.="Big:Muck." prezznt:ly="Prezznt:ly" hc="HC" &="&" ro:ger="Ro:ger" kr="kr" joined="joined" ntu="ntu" us.="us." patmos="Patmos" 13.="13." wee="Wee" left="left" at="at" clozance,="clozance," which="which" yz="yz" mn45="MN45" soe="soe" ih="ih" h``tu="h``tu" walk="walk" hoam.="hoam." .="." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _6pm41:50="_6PM41:50" lytl="Lytl" poppet![]="poppet![]" _7pm40:57="_7PM40:57" b*="duzz_dha" still="still" get="get" skwyrels="skwyrels" in="in" room?[]="room?[]" [***]_8pm25:="=" whygh="Whygh" are="are" niggers="niggers" soe="soe" uggly[]="uggly[]" bed="Bed" @2¢43.="@2¢43." —•••—2010`x`04m="—•••—2010`x`04M" 3¿22.="3¿22." sm="SM" from="from" jinnji="Jinnji" ln_9pm06:15="LN_9PM06:15" whats="Whats" a="a" sharoshag?[]="sharoshag?[]" _9pm13:10=" _9PM13:10" fat="Fat" mccann="McCann" threw="threw" his="his" apple="apple" core="core" vehemently="vehemently" on="on" the="the" ground,="ground," eyes="eyes" flashing="flashing" wi="wi" rage.="rage." old="Old" marge="Marge" was="was" at="at" it="It" again,="again," taking="taking" the="the" profit="profit" from="from" his="his" brothel="brothel" shares.="shares." the="the" vein="vein" in="in" his="his" temple="temple" throbbed="throbbed" and="and" he="he" took="took" deep="deep" breaths,="breaths," as="as" the="the" doctor="doctor" said.="said." outwitted="Outwitted" -="-" by="by" a="a" woman!="woman!" and="and" a="a" scouse="scouse" one="one" at="at" that!="that!" 'old="'old" moll'="moll'" he="he" muttered.="muttered." turning="Turning" on="on" his="his" heel="heel" his="his" anger="anger" rose="rose" as="as" he="he" stumbled="stumbled" on="on" the="the" apple="apple" core="core" ,breaking=",breaking" the="the" strap="strap" of="of" his="his" new="new" beach="beach" sandal.[] ="sandal.[] " summnk="Summnk" stranj="stranj" bt="bt" jinnji.="Jinnji." _9pm13:30=" _9PM13:30" fat="Fat" mccann="McCann" surveyed="surveyed" the="the" scene="scene" scathing:ly.="scathing:ly." heewz="heewz" an="an" old="Old" cunt.="cunt." but="but" he="he" was="was" not="NOT" feeble.="FEEBLE." hee="Hee" dydnt="dydnt" know="know" who="who" why="why" how="how" when="when" or="or" where.="where." tapping="Tapping" his="his" brown="brown" clad="clad" dont="dont" in="in" time="time" heewz="heewz" suddenly="suddenly" overtaken="overtaken" with="with" a="a" lust:ful="lust:ful" drive="drive" and="and" gyrated="gyrated" on2="on2" the="the" dance="dance" floor="floor" under="under" the="the" strobe.[]="strobe.[]" .="." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" ln="LN" _1am15:57="Yz_dha" still=" still" awake="awake" ?[]="?[]" <_@hp4="<_@HP4" iwz="Iwz" awake="awake" ,="," and="and" sittyng="sittyng" in="in" big:muck="Big:Muck" marble="Marble" arch="Arch" wiqf="wiqf" hc="HC" &="&" bernard="Bernard" the="the" briht="briht" kr.="kr." ih="ih" dydnt="dydnt" hear="hear" the="the" jabber-port="jabber-port" oqfer="oqfer" the="the" bg="BG" noize.="noize." plus="Plus" 3="3" mj="mj" from="from" jinnji![]="Jinnji![]" .="." sm="SM" from="from" catweasel="CatWeasel" _3pm34:54="_3PM34:54" well!="Well!" wee="Wee" cocked="cocked" dhat="dhat" wune="wune" up="up" dydnt="dydnt" wee?="wee?" bear="Bear" in="in" mind="mind" (padd^gn,="(Padd^gn," teddy,="teddy," bug-)="bug-)" `t="`t" ime="ime" nl="NL" the="the" nocturnal="nocturnal" animal="animal" soe="soe" wuld="wuld" prefer="prefer" an="an" yrlyer="yrlyer" rv.="rv." mon,="Mon," tues="Tues" &="&" fri="Fri" are="are" chess="Chess" dacjs="Dacjs" uzuha:ly="uzuha:ly" free="free" other:wize.="other:wize." ih8u="Ih8u" ih8u="Ih8u" ih8u="Ih8u" ih8u="Ih8u" regards......g[]="regards......G[]" 1="1" h`tu="h`tu" bear="Bear" in="in" mind="mind" `t="`t" catweasel="CatWeasel" yz="yz" still="still" fucked="fucked" up="up" from="from" hyz="hyz" time="time" in="in" the="the" armyh.="armyh." .="." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _4pm31:59="_4PM31:59" ok="Ok" barnes="Barnes" shee="shee" must="must" feel="feel" gilltyqx[;]="gilltyqx[;]" what="what" dyde="dyde" shee="shee" secj?="secj?" x[]="x[]" hc="HC" r`up="r`up" while="while" iwz="Iwz" writyng="writyng" the="the" replygh="replygh" 5¿01="5¿01" goeyng="goeyng" tu="tu" big:muck="Big:Muck" nhg="NHG" 1m22.="1m22." <_@5¿20="<_@5¿20" noe="Noe" siñn="siñn" of="of" remorse.="remorse." d``z="D``z" too="too" much="much" tu="tu" send;="send;" ile="ile" shew="shew" em="em" next="next" time="time" wee="Wee" meet="meet" up.[]="up.[]">_5PM24:23 Ok Barnes[]
. Tu l`room: charrjance, coffee. Iwz breef:ly at the tap in the garden, and PigWit cawaled mee: heewz goeyng tu Zbryz dhen cymyng in:tu l`room in half a stoind. Hee proffered a bag of cheddar cheez & spriññ ynion crispogs; tastyqx. Heewz feelyng skwiffyqx, h``been sinnce hee hurled accurate descriptujons at the poop of Rome. Hee wasnt in l`room loññg.
. SM tu HC @QTMN In the euhent, ih dydnt get aot at awal - not eeqfn tu the chip-shop; bummer.[] FunBeam uzed the washo; un:e`ful. SM tu Jinnji @MN05 Sharoshag: s1 wi hoom 1 shareth accommodation and practiseth shaggance.[]
. LD turned up ymb 1¢¢. Her comment on the messagjes: Jinnji seemeth a bit manic, and the coarse:ness came azz a surprize. LD wanted tu goe tu Cat^Taon but ih h``tu dump poo soe shee left it till tm niht.
—•••—2010`x`05T Iwz raozed @4¢¢ bie SMS _3AM59:56 Hi [name] faond not gilltyqx[] It must be from Carlos
. MdMcDd came tu the doör ymb 3 `t ih get redy for FluffSplojj. Heewz surprized `t ih was sleepyqx. Ih started getyng redy @4¿35 - ih thawt ih hahd a sonic reminder, and it was silent.
. TA 5¿11. Raanah baññed on bt beyng moderate dhen spoke of not beyng strict or nu of beyng not strict. Fanatics sure:ly haqfqf noe frennds; duzznt it bodhdher em? On & on!
. Ih goy tu bed, and soon iwz fasst a:sleep. LD came tu the winndow @10**. Shee left in r q`sd bcoz iwz soe sleepyqx. Sheewz back ymb 1 and in need of a lamp for her apartment. Soe ih got the lamp, and wee goy dhere. Cauzation: Crow booted her aot.
. LD needed fags soe ih telephoned Crow @1¢16 2m38 ih h``tu fech a bag of LD's thiññs azz Crow was too tired tu doo it. Tu Crow's nest. Crow brawt the bag tu the doör. D``z noe wecj sheez stecjyng heer qxgenn. Dhen Dud:leyh cjaoled a:wecj soe Crow h``tu get back tu him. LD telephoned Crow dhen d`tu stop azz Crow hazz free mnt and LD not soe. LD settled daon @2¢54.
—•••—2010`x`06W LD telephoned Crow , and demanded `t hee cyme tu her room statim refusall. ?help wi findyng accommodation at Barl. @7¿02 Crow telephoned mee 10m54 ^`was nuffnk hee kud doo afore offykjes are open; hee h``tu scupper LD's attempt tu get a flat in the same haose or LD wuld be baññyng hyz doör eqfry dacj; dhis yznt the mad Lr hee uzed tu cnow, summnk darker h`turned up.
. Loe MdMcDd. Hee noted `t iwz up yrly. Hao? LD seddf Good; real:y! Tu the shop up steps.. Tu l`room bcoz it's soe much brihter `n LD's room. Prezznt:ly LD needed moar sleep and soe dyde ih soe wee goy "back tu the dunjon".
. LD h``tu dump poo. Ih too dumped poo dhen got the kettle. Crow was bt tu arriqfe when ih got back , and was soon dhere. Dhey goy tu the paper-rig for tu consult andor chiqfqfyh Lynda the HSW.
. SM from Cat^Weasel 4PM06:38 Still puzzlyng oqfer Fashion state:ment![] <@HP4 Oh fuck, what was Fashion state:ment bt?! Holy fashion state:ment, Bat:Man! Pre [pauz] cise:ly Raaebin. But what led tu dhat? Ah cjes: uhotyng Liberal Dreccocrat yz a fashion state:ment.[] >_4PM35:23 Zz zzz zzzz zzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz![] <@4¿40 Uhote Liberal Dreccocrat or ile snore! >_4PM46:53 Vote green or be red & blue awal oqfer![] <_@5¿05 eat="Eat" greens,="greens," uhote="uhote" ornj.="Ornj." neqfr="Neqfr" surrendre!="surrendre!">_5PM09:41 D``z noe certn uhitamin C content im[oops] ornjes. Dhis txtyng yz costyng mee a smawal fortune.....end?it[]
. Ih telephoned Carlos @5¿22 ,,16s. Mobile @HP5 ,,19s. Ih telephoned Max @5¿35 NR. Ih telephoned Camilla the Scepto @5¿50 3m29 shee was bt tu goe aot eeqfn tu a talk on conscias:ness; the MacBook and what uzyng MS^W feeleth like nao; Camilla reckoneth `t noe1 eqfr wanteth tu goe back tu MS^W.
. Ih telephoned Helen Such@6*40 NR. Ih telephoned Hughes @6*44 un:obteynable. Ih telephoned Sharon @6*44 un:obteynable. Ih telephoned Krissi @6*45 Not recognized. Ih telephoned Cj Good:hew @7*20 ,,32s. Ih telephoned Sheri Nyklz @7*40 NR. Another goe at Carlos @7*50 ,,30s.
. [older`Ru] came in & 7*59 jusst azz iwz bt tu telephone LD. Soe 8*10 17m52 shee plugged in her jabber-port @8*05, soe if ih h``cawaled @8** ih wuldnt h`been thru; sheez stecjyng in The Portobello Gold Inn, 69pkp; after lunch, Crow & LD goy tu West:Feeld; ih seddf What happened tu the urgency?; LD kudnt ex:placjn it, in-deed sheewz mystifyghed;; d``r toys for cats in Paond^Strecher, tyz a real good deal;; LD brushshed teeth, and sume tooth-paste goy daon her throte, which be horr; ih aasked w`r it be Qficco; noe Colgate!; sinnce Colgate yz part of the same companye azz Palm:Olyf and Palm:Olyf yz a multi:national, ih take it for graanted `t dhey are nasty tu animals; LD promysed tu quhit Colgate: dhen LD h``tu get tu the inn.
—•••—2010`x`07H Crow r`up @11¿12 1m53 Dhey wr bt tu enter the TH , and needed the name of the commiss`r; beyng ekwyped wi the need:ful jen, dhey got on wi the job.
. PigWit feched an artykl from The Scots:man on the murder of 5 wichches bie kr & the judiciary in Pollok in 1677. Ih settf aot uherye late eeqfn 3¿44. Ih got dhere correspond:ly late. The other Br·˙· wr up-stecjrs, and ih started getyng redy. Noe clean shyrt
. MdMcDd r`up @6*11 where ih was azz hee h``nt seen mee awal dacj; 56s. Ih telephoned zAlJo @6*33 ,,22s. If ih h``been sense:ful ih wuld h`cawaled him from Padd^gn. Necj if ih h``been sense:ful iwd h`left the readyng till tm.
. Ih walked ymb the library dhen shewed m`self when the Br·˙· came daon-stecjrs. zWillz was fyrst. zDuffy, and wee sat at the picture of u·˙·i·˙·zBe`nt. zAlLu zEzeb zOkogwu: each in turn aasked w`r iwz awal riht, which in the circumstance be a uherye sensybl quhestion.
. z:Lynda:ML from [?Ohio] attended :^:SG^ThShRD. Shee wanted a copye of Dale^Complete, soe shee picked the riht :^:. Shee got the 3^`° in March. Dhis was a real surprize - sheewz 2^`° when ih fyrst met her, and ih assumed `t shee was 18^`° or soe.
. The F·˙·B·˙· was surprizinng:ly plezznt consideryng what a piss ih h``been. zSRo offered tu conuhecj mee tu Hammer:Smith. Ih accepted the offer for the sake of conuhihuhialityh. Shee ploññked mee at the Irish Centre, and it turned aot tu be much plus conuhenient `n Kiññ Street.
—•••—2010`x`08F PigWit cawaled mee at the winndow @1¿29. The BBD was croakyng a:wecj but it was PigWit `t got thru.
. D`was a haard-tu-en:stand SM from o2 "saqfe or clacjm". Ih cawaled 313 @1¿55 7mnt the signal was broken up a few times, and the shnizzle yz haard tu en:stand anyh wecj.
. Tu paper-rig. Dhen ih dyde laund:ry. PigWit came tu l`room. The kubbrd-locks hee thawt ih chanjed: hee opened em sinj effyrt. Nao hee cnoweth hao fuckyng mad hee yz. Hee will probably for:get it.
. SM from LD _7PM25:20 Hao =yz_dha td? X[] LD r`up @7*33 10m42 sheez back in Crow's nest, which led mee tu wunder what's meant bie Sheez neqfr stecjyng heer qxgenn; cyme tu Crow's nest later on; but what duzz Crow thynk of it?. SM _8PM01:38 Crow seddf dhatts fine[;] cyme raond in bt half an hr X[] LD r`up @8*53 1m44 desirös of soon attendance.
. SM 9PM08„56 Barnes[,] wuld =dha briññ [tu] mee a cheez & tom thin crust [pizzog] & ile pacj =dhee back ?[] Shee r`up @9*09 8m53 shee wanted a pizzog from Red Planet, which ih dydnt manyj tu deduce from the messyj; wee nattered while iwz on the wecj.
. LD plecjed The Hoow and dhen The Coral. The gymnasium yz shut @9 (BST) on Friggog soe Crow goy tu watch a flick. Wee made a start on compozyng state:ments.
—<•>—2010`x`09R 2¿07. Tu l`room; charrjance, coffee. PigWit proffered M`Star; handyqx, it was a kuqfer-storye for goeyng tu hyz abode. And prezznt:ly ih goy dhere , and got the state:ment from him. Ih stecjed wiqf him till 10*31.
. SM from LD _10PM44:55 Hi Barnes[,] weer cymyng oqfer tu doo laund:ry X[] Tu Sahi's Cychen plus nippyng in:tu Select Shop. SM tu LD @11*17 Ime in Groaqf getyng dinner. Miaow![] >_11PM30:30 Ok =dha, we'll be back in half an hr meow![]
. Ih got the MacBook in:tu action , and awacjted em. Ime sure it took em well oqfer half an hr tu get back. Tm yz the dacj for writyng state:ments.. Ih transcribed notes dhen ih made templates for the jurnal. Ih goy tu bed @4*18. And in bed, ih dyde wyrk on mygh state:ment.

2010`x`10S 2. NK r`up @4¿46 1^34m12 Charles yz happyqx wi [***** **** ******e]; NK yz goeyng tu Wipassana meditation s`where near MahaaRashtra 15^` tu 31^` of December;; 2 teams wr booted aot of the IPL (cricket) for financial shenanigans: the owners wr slow wi pacj:ment tu the Leag and attempted tu sell the teams at what wuld be the full price if dhey wr up tu date; the big-cheez at IPL thynketh `t LalitModi yz at the back of boath companyxz; ih pointed aot the simylarityh tu the crook of the centurye; NK seemed not tu h`heard of him; LalitModi tweeted summnk bt Glaazgow Acjr:Port;
; ^`z an attempt tu sell L`Pool FC in hurrye soe azz tu dojj goeyng in:tu administration: dhey owe a butt-load tu the Royal Bank, tyz dew in ?a week, and dhey don't got the oof; West Ham FC dojjed goeyng in:tu administration, soe tyz perfect:ly poss; Sharon the shit ygnored NK at the fyrst ****** after the ***** ****ation, which yz awal 1 needeth tu cnow bt the bich.
. LD & Crow shewed up @HP6§. Ih propozed goeyng tu Cychen & Pantrye but Crow yz shunnyng s1 dhere. mc Good:hew @6*45 - bum shit sod. HC r`up @8** 24s where ih was; hee losst interest when hee heard `t iwz wiqf LD.
. Wee dyde dinner dhen got tu wyrk on the state:ment. LD wanteth tu bucj a pretend-fur kote from TopShop but tyz 95pkp. Crow h``tu doo gtarr practice soe LD accomed mee hoam afore goeyng tu Susan's abode. Ih got her tu the doör dhen feched 100pkp tu kuqfer the cost of the kote. LD refused the oof dhen ran a:wecj. Ih told her `t ih don't want tu see shee in dhatt peece of crap qxgenn. Soe ih wunder what sheez wearyng tu Stick tm.
. Busyh:hud beyng oqfer, ih opened mygh SM box 2PM32:53 Barney pls will =dha write in =dhye letter [=state:ment] `t =dha saw the urine stecjns on the =excric & `t the place was fylthyqx when ih mooqfed in [-] blud on wawals ect .thanks[] Well ih dydnt menj stecjns or blud but ih wrote of fylth azz be the origynal intention.
—•••—2010`x`11M MdMcDd raozed mee ymb MD for the postostow. And soon after 1o`clock wee dyde the job. The battery of the BBD was flat, and dhatt of the Samsung jabber-port was low, soe ih swichched it off. Preparation.
. When iwz redy, ih goy tu Crow's nest. On the wecj, ih remembrf `t iwz goeyng tu brush mygh teeth: owe fuck time was short Dhey wr bt tu head for Confusion Sq. Time: 4¿35, and ih thawt iwz runnyng late! Soe ih goy back hoam and brushshed mygh teeth. mc RF 1¿06.
. Ih telephoned LD @5¿08 3m29 LD dydnt thynk shee kud handle the jurnyh; Eh?- awal dha h`tu doo yz sit in the taxi; Oh ih dydnt realize `t wee wr goeyng bie taxi; Dydnt ih aask hao wee wr getyng tu Regal Kabberye?; Ih dydnt cnow what dhatt was bt;; dhey wr goeyng tu be at the haose in 20mnt.
. 20mnt from the end of the cawal be 5¿32 and dhey wrnt heer soe ih locked up and strode aot. And dhey wr up the steps! FunBeam goy aot while iwz wacjtyng for LD. Ih don't cnow w`r LD met Sally - Crow & ih walked a:wecj from #38. Dhen wee awal walked tu the Kabberye. The driqfer dydnt cnow Essex Street , and h``nt heard of RCJ! Tom:Tom gided him daon Kiñ's:Wecj, and wee got dhere in good time.
. Dicjana the WHP & [tawal blonnd wiqf the same look]: dhey talked free:ly tu LD. Dhey boath are or h`been on HRT, and soe yz or was LD's mum. It be obuhi `t LD duzznt cnow hao HRT yz made. The WHP urgjed us tu stecj daon-stecjrs while Cilla Con:wecj was settyng up the projector & screen. It yznt at awal clear whygh aor prezznce wuld disturb her. Catherine Bob-Top goy up-stecjrs. The barrary told `t aor food was redy soe wee goy up-stecjrs. D`was noe bodhdher of anyh descriptujon.
. The talk be a load of rubbish. Cilla Con:wecj cited Andrew Bricjan Collinnz azz an authorityh - fuck's sake! Shee aasked the difference between Dewas_ Gods & Angels. Dhattz not speculation, dhattz ygnorance. It's a matter of taxonomye, and iwz clear bt it when d`was noe www. And ^`was bare:ly a mention of nature sprites.
. Wee goy for driññks in the interuhal. Will$ was at the quhizzagj. LD got in:tu conuhersation wiqf Jean Mac:East:End, and wee 3 stood :():. Will$ made a bee-line for us. LD sudden:ly h``tu goe tu the excric. Jean needed tu haññ aot wiqf her Hermetic frennds. And Will$ got fed up wi mee in a mnt flat. When LD came back from the excric, shee seddf Ih h``tu get a:wecj from dhatt >weyrd< man.
. Wee goy hoam bie taxi, basic:ly bcoz ih felt like it. Ih better not feel like it qxgenn or the oof will be gonn in 4 doses, which duzznt feel like enuhhf. After wee parted companye, ih felt peckish. Iwz riht glad tu find a packet of craccogs ih bawt on the wecj back tu Confusion Sq @r4 o`clock.
—•••—2010`x`12T QP3. Ih sawt mygh paper suppliqxe , and faond the spoon ih kudnt find when ih bawt the kettle. The paper was where ih thawt eeqfn where ih left it when ih lasst wrote tu Caroline the stranj. Dhen ih h``tu get tu FluffSplojj.
. Loe [dt of slaqfe-trader] on the wecj tu #73; T^A 5¿16. The kr aasked mee bt Raanah. … hee duzznt take a meta uhew; per:haps hee yznt capable of it. Hee for hyz part yznt a fanatic or an extremeisst but a staunch beleeqfer. Hee will not depart from the Bible pozytion on certn matters such azz astrologye. And where yz astrologye denaonced in the Bible? Hee thawt Dewteronomye. Hee left yrly, which was a releef bcoz ih h`been thru dhis crap before and ih hahd other stuff tu doo.
. Back hoam, ih sawt the un:openable f`pen. After ymb a stoind of cerch, ih gaqfe up. Loe LD & Crow up the steps and inter:uhewyng Fun^Beam. Ih took draaft_ paper & BP pen tu l`room. LD & Crow came in. The appoint:ment h`been chanjed tu Moonog. LD s``t the 2 HRT:nics wuldnt talk tu her after q`n-time, and shee kudnt thynk whygh. Wyzdm: When ppl turn cold for noe reason, it real:y yz for noe reason. Denys came in, soe ih ploññked draaft & paper a:wecj..
. PigWit h`gyqfen up tobacco-smoke soe if Denys wanteth tu doo tobacco-smoke, hee h`tu doo it ellse-where hennce hee came tu l`room. Ih feched the kettle &c tu l`room. The real purpose of pyramids - it wuld be too nut:ski goeyng tu awal `t bodhdher for a corpse. Prezznt:ly PigWit came in and told `t heewz goeyng tu bed soe Denys collected hyz bag from the porch-wecj.
. Charrjance of boath jabber-ports. SM frtm LD _10PM22:47 Yz dhatt =dha Barnes?[] Ih gess it wasnt ih. _10PM23:23 Thank =dhee for the luqf:ly eeqfniññ X[] The Samsung jabber-port annaonced `t it was redy. SM 12`x**_18¢46¢20 Dear Barnes[,] yz =dha ok tu write aot the state:ment?[] Ih gess dhis messyj was sent while iwz cleanyng mygh teeth.
—•••—2010`x`13W The gardeners arriqfed @6. Prezznt:ly iwz hungry soe ih goy tu The Percy: not cjet open. Tu GoldPlop. Oporto Caff yz mneb, GoldBloom Caff yz crap. Ih goy tu Maramia. The qfejji brekfst was warm, which yznt much good on such a cold dacj. The rice was good, poss bcoz ih told the man tu get it good & hot. Tu GKK. 3 packs of creme-crackers for 1pk95.
. Ih came oqfer sleepyqx soe ih sat in l`room. And fell a:sleep. MdMcDd came in nu 3 o`clock. Gauraqf left the place ^d! Hee telephoned mee , and of course got nuffnk.
. PigWit came in:tu l`room. M`Star yz the best d`ly paper. Financial Times: the companye owneth Lady:brrd & Jane's. Hee came back wiqf Jane's Recjl:Wecjs. Hee flipped at mee. Ih uhewed the time: 7*33: the on-set of holler kud well be 7mnt back. Ih thynk heewz pzessed for 7mnt.
. Ih telephoned Clarence:Splojj @10**, ^`was noe connexion. Qxgen @ :25 & HP. The SM `t dydnt get thru: Weyrd shit: ih kudnt get thru td. Oh well happyqx remnant![] It seemeth `t mygh S`I`M fecjled al:tgedhr. Ih sent it from the Samsung jabber-port @10*47.
—•••—2010`x`14H MdMcDd came tu the doör @r10 , and propozed `t wee doo the job @HPMD. Ih prepared the stuff, and the job was dew:ly dun. After lunch, ih felt sleep, which yz not a surprize azz iwz runnyng on 4sd. Beyng awake enuhhf was a struggle. Ih got tu HxH @8. Job: 5 of 1^` 2^` & 3^`; prinnt it, glugh tags, glugh 3 times azz manyh tags. When ih got hoam, ih stood :(): l`room for lyght where:bie tu read The Standard. dhen Crow came daon the steps for tu collect cloathes from the washo. Hee hazz 5 soññs tu record tm plus 5 backance tracks, soe heez riht busyh. And soe hee goy hoam statim.
—•••—2010`x`15F MdMcDd came tu the doör @20t11. Iwz too sleepyqx tu doo enfnk soe ih goy back tu bed. Ih woke up gonn niht-fawal; up @QP8§. Ih felt a bit crud soe ih took willow-extract & a uhitamin pill. Tu George's Munch. Tu l`room. Loe C`West`tt, and wee nattered for a while.
. LD cawaled mee from the top of the steps. Shee hazz an appoint:ment wi [HO waalaa] on Moonog. Wee goy tu Cat^Taon but saw noe cats. Dhen tu Crow's nest. LD borywed the Samsung jabber-port for tu send a messyj tu Crow 10*22 Hi Crow. Yz it ok if B* cymeth raond?[] Crow r`up 10*23 in half a stoind 43s. Iwz dhere till r11*40.
—<•>—2010`x`16R NK r`up @10¿34 58m06 sheewz at a lecture at LSE bie Mukesh Ambani; heez free of ego, and soe yz hyz wife; dhey are keen:ly aware of dheyr responsibilityh tu the poor; Mrs Ambani faonded a scool, and tyz nao the best scool in Inndia; sheez short:ly faondyng a uni, and tyz g`tu becyme 1 of the 20 best unies on Earth;; L`Pool FC was bawt on Thunrog niht for 300m g`t the will of Hicks & Gillette; Gillette uhetoed an offer of 600m bcoz hee insysted `t the club yz wyrth 800m, and the offer of 600m was neqfr repetede.
. Pater r`up @1¿16 39m22 a letter frtm the medic:ry; hyz own xp of dim:ness Dr Said;; hee seemeth tu h`realized `t heez ynept wiqf oof: when 1 yz not dhere briññyng oof in, ^`z still oof goeyng aot; if the oof cymyng in duzznt kuqfer the oof goeyng aot dhen ruin yz the result;;; the philosophye course yz soaked wi Marxizzm, which can get teediös; democracy & free:döm - hee stunned em bie argueyng `t 1 can feel un:free in a thurgh:ly democratic state.
. PigWit came in:tu l`room , and shiffted hyz cloathes from washo tu drycjo. Hee wanted help wi Mozilla; noe recollection `t ih hahd a goe at it yrly in the cjear and got nowhere. Sally feched a load of cloathes tu the washo.
. D`was a cawal from what ih haqfqf azz Cj Good:hew's numbr @QT5 but the person at the other end ,obuhi feem, wanted s1 yclept Simon; 28s. Daon riht odd.
. HC r`up @6*12 1m38 BigMuck NHG; ime allergic tu the place; furdher:moar ime telephonyng a bloke azz spoke of meetyng mee; if heez deep in summnk ellse dhen ile be in tuch. Ih telephoned Jonni @6*24 ,,32s. Tu Select Shop soe `t ih dydnt h`tu feed m`self at BigMuck. Ih telephoned HC @7*05 heewz on the wecj ==s. Iwz soon at BigMuck.
. @7*== 2CSOs & 2PCF persecuted 2 men in the DW of Camp:Den HT for noe apparent reason. Dhen Pater turned up! Hee dydnt stecj loññg azz the place was cold. Oqfer @7*37. HC arriqfed 20s later.
. BigMuck was un:e*ful; dhis yz better `n it kud h`been but it felt like a waste of time. Lilyth Kammbl & Ro:ger*Mccll sat wiqf us. The death of Lynda NordGren. Aduherts for Apple Mac. After clozance, HC & ih got food in Hyll Grill.

2010`x`17S [***] Ih slept like a feyry. Ih uhewed the time: 5¿08. SM tu Nadia Burke @5¿50 Nadia Burke - still at dhis numbr? SNM former:ly of 44 Carnaby Street heer. Haody![] HC r`up @6*15 1m55 heewz in BigMuck NHG , and thynkyng of goeyng tu Tyburn where:azz iwz thynkyng of getyng the kettle in:tu action.
. PigWit came tu the steps, and ih opened the doör.. Heewz wearyng a red shyrt & dark grecj shorts. Hee brawt `The M`Star` dhen s``t hee wanted help wi haññyng a picture. Ih: It's becjonnd mee. Hee seddf Yw kud if yw wanted tu. And seddf Yw fuckyng parasite. Hee dhen rhaññ the doör-bells of #38; HP8€.
. Ih wrote aot the state:ment. Prezznt:ly ih got aot the BBD for tu contact LD, and LD came tu the winndow! Sheewz aot wiqf Max_ Helen & other Rusites LN (Helen ínuhited her). It was horrog. Helen was at head-game eeqfn heapyng frennd:shype on LD in-stead of on Max. Dhen Max ordyred LD tu get a bus hoam: D``z the 295, get on it.. And: ime tellyng yw tu get on the 295 or ile beat yw up. Max & Helen wr teh pishshch. Helen's ynary appoint:ment on ◊9`04 be for her dependence on alcohol.
. LD h`tu be in the offykj at 9 tm, soe wee took the state:ment tu Crow's nest wunce ih finyshk mygh coffee. Dhey boath turned in real soon; 11*34.
—•••—2010`x`18M LD dydnt sheaw up, and ih fell a:sleep ymb MD. Awake @7*15. mc HC 3¿07. Tu George's Munch dhen Larache for a driññk: Rio for 50p - tyz 60 moast places and 70 in George's Munch.
—•••—2010`x`19T 10. Ih felt crud soe ih swalowed willow-extract , and sat in the garden. Ih saw a swalow, which yz note-wyrthyqx enuhhf sinj fyrst swalowyng willow-extract! Loe MdMcDd; breef. Loe Keqfin & un:cnown bloke; Keqfin popped in:tu the haose for a mnt dhen dhey shogged off. Cris^M hecjled mee. Hee shunneth willow-extract_ panadol_ paracetamol &ilc on the graond `t dhey weaken the immune system.
. Charrjance, and when the BBD was back in action, ^`was a cawal: G·˙·C·˙· @11¿30 tu make sure ime attendyng Isis^Nephthys 40s. HC r`up @MD02 3m02 `Social Net:wyrk` yz beyng shewn at the Coronet Cinema; ime neqfr good at short notyce. Ih telephoned LD @1 NR.
. PigWit came in twice. Yz what hee hahd in mind sewtable proof of in:cyme? Bank state:ment: total:y cjeah; ih can't imagyne whygh eeqfn hee needed tu aask dhatt! MdMcDd shot in:tu the secret chambr. Heewz puzzled tu hear `t ime goeyng tu *****tt* tm.
. FluffSplojj T~A 5¿02; ih actuhal:y got in @5¿12 when Steeqf Wop:man & ?? got dhere. Rojjr the kr realized `t extreme yz good or bad accordyng tu what it yz. Ih still h``tu point aot summnk obuhi: uzyng uhiolence tu furdher a cauz `t banneth uhiolence yznt the extreme, it yznt dhatt cauz at awal. Next week the gruhp yz meetyng at NHG for a trip tu the Coronet Cinema tu watch `Social Net:wyrk`; weyrd.
. LD r`up @7*25 14m52 the appoint:ment wiqf Sanjit the amj ^d be real good; Sanjit dydnt cnow `t PigWit h`punched s1 in frunt of sf; tyz clear `t Joseph O`Sweat concelede it; after the appoint:ment, LD thawt `t shee shuld let mee sleep on:ward - it seemeth shee for:got `t ih bade her cawal extra hlaod. Back tu l`room for moar coffee bcoz the place yz cold.
. PigWit came in. Hee wanteth `t s1 gadher awal hyz PW in:tu a syngle document; dhis yz of moar uhalue `n securityh. Hee told `t hee h`been ill in the head. Ih: it be un:missable. Heewz surprized tu hear it.
. NK r`up @10*16 1^09m16 false start 6s. Qxgenn statim: codeine; ih described what paregorics doo;; her syster yz a noe:good:nic; a stream of cjawn:sm detecjl; whygh cawal the kaoqx?: famylye connexion;
; BazKee's frennd Shory threatened tu sue NK if shee dydnt hand oqfer her tickets, BazKee backed Shory in script, soe the tickets wr handed oqfer and NK won't speak tu BazKee anyh moar; let's face it, hee >yz< a frennd of Dusst:bin O`Donnobhan;; LD came in; NK recognized the uhocjce; LD gessed hoow was at the other end; multi directionalityh; LD d`tu goe hoam and meet mee tm; NK was amused `t wee seddf Miaow;; NK yz busyh tm: ? a Diwaali doo; ih gaqfe up Diwaali 13◊ a:goe; bcoz of 1 man; cjeah the 1 man hoow was coherent; prejudyce - race class & SEG; ime other and not loaded soe QxabdElWahd dis:liked mee; the class system in Inndia yz much older & plus coherent `n dhatt in England; Brahmin & Aarcjan preests dooyng business.
—•••—2010`x`20W MdMcDd raozed mee @HP11; after an un:accaontably sleep:less niht, iwz real sleepyqx. Ih stood in the sun-shine; hurraa ^`z sun-shine. ProPlus dhen coffee mecjn:ly bcoz tyz hot dhen preparation. Loe MdMcDd azz iwz whizzyng tu the station. Late? Probably, what's the time: 2¿52; iwz in decent time.
. Ih bawt m`wash & a tooth-brush sodht ih don't h`tu clean mygh teeth at hoam on :^: nihts. zAnnGer rziñned M·˙·shype soe wee hahd election & stellation in 1 goe, which yz hygh:ly un:uzuhal. G·˙·C·˙· was chozen unanim:ly.
. Cjeqf & Alex in the beamer. Alex's brödhyr: hee driqfeth the motyr:cycle qfan ih see ymb the place. Prezznt:ly Alex & ??v?? goy hoam, and Cjeqf droqfe a:wecj, ih presume hoam:ward. While iwz chanjyng aot of the pale cloathes, LD came tu the winndow. Shee h`been driññkyng qfodka; shee opined `t brandy yz kid stuff. Sheez meetyng Jneen^Jack tm in Brihton soe shee h``tu goe hoam bt q¢@ after meetyng up.
—•••—2010`x`21H MdMcDd came tu the doör @8¿53, and iwz soe sleepyqx heewz gonn when ih got tu the doör. L`room: charrjance, coffee.
. Keqfin feched a load tu the washo. Dhen hee sawt & missed the rubbish-bin. Ih pointed it aot, where it h`been for 9◊. Keqfin dydnt remembre it. Ih seddf It was on a low table till PigWit stole it. Dhen ih seddf Hao duzz hee get a:wecj wi it? Keqfin yz still amazed `t PigWit landed up heer.
. Tu Shepherd's Bush for 3 jobs 1\ settle the water tribute 2\ take a bunch of 5ers tu Mahesh 3\ engagj Morgan tu make garment theks.
. When ih left Arch128, iwz sleepyqx soe ih goy strecjcjt hoam and tu bed. NK r`up @7*18 2^17m47 a lengthyqx whinnj bt Modi: hee took up 2sd on the telephone tu the effect `t share prices can goe daon;
; Cameron & Clegg; the Labyr P¤ hazz summnk gt the dreccocrats; Clegg was in a pozytion tu chooz the g`ment; comparyson wi 1974; Cameron duzznt haqfqf azz much bottle azz Will$;
; NK hazz a new factotum: a Pippi lady hoow yz niffty at irnance_ at cychen choars & at offykj shnizzle; ih seddf Haññ on tu her; also ^`z a new arkhitekt soe ^`z progress on un:necessary:ly alteryng the flat;;; final:y ih reported mygh appoint:ment azz J·˙·O·˙·S·˙·; Nephthys `a`` :^: met on 20_10_2010, and ih missed the date.
—•••—2010`x`22F 2¿22. MdMcDd cawaled mee from the stecjr-wecj-winndow, soe ih goy tu the frunt of the haose for tu meet him. Ih telephoned Thames Water PLC: 3 or 4 wyrkyng dacjs, soe ime back tu the bank next week.
. Time tu wash cloathes. @3¿55 when ih was bt tu toom the pockets, ^`was s1 at the gate of the garden; Patty, or ih dydnt behold the intruder loññg enuhhf. MdMcDd cawaled mee: heewz after bucjyng a blade of rubbog where:wi tu drycj the floör. HC r`up @5¿35 heewz g`tu NHG where:azz iwz at laund:rye 2m24.
. Keqfin came in at the middle of the job tu collect hyz wash:ment from the drycjo. Ih told him the mekhanical fuckupp at the bank. Hee told `t an can settle water-rob at the shop up the steps. Use:ful; ih thynk `t s1 at Thames Water PLC told mee it half a cjear a:goe and ih for:got it.
. After the job, ih drycjed the floör. The blade of rubbog wyrketh soe well ih washf the floör wi detergent.
. PigWit came in , and seddf Emergency. Hee h``hahd an accydent wi a tin. Heewz goeyng tu Decacj Road if the casuhaltyh dp at Confusion Ynary was shut. Ime weyrded at the thawt of a casuhaltyh dp beyng shut. After hee shogged off, ih saw spots of blud on the floör.
—<•>—2010`x`23R 1¿22. Torpor! Ih dyde a lot of thynkance but nune of the action ih wanted tu doo. Final:y ih shiffted m`self @8*05. Tu l`room; charrjance, coffee. Ih missed G^Munch.
. SM tu un:cnown numbr @1¢41 Ih haqfqf a mysterias blank:ness dated 16`10`2010 3¢41¢28 AM. Hoow`z dhere? :) Froggo[] F29`4`2011@MN16 eeqfn late at the niht of H28`4`2011 It be Drewyd's numbr. Ih can't thynk whygh ^`was noe ansyr tu mygh q`n.

2010`x`24S After getyng up soe absurd:ly late ^d, ih un-surprizinn:ly dydnt goe tu sleep at awal LN. Ih guzzled coffee and dyde meditation & scribalry till ymb lunch-time. Dhen ,after shaqfe, ih got on wi the card tu Caroline.
. Ih lookked in:tu 2 luggagj shops on the wecj. Shepherd's Bush Green Station yz plus un-plezznt `n ih remembre it. Ime sure dhis yz bcoz mygh recollection yz yn:complete. The card was thru the slot @3¿33!
. Eroma. Pret: Kellner. Prezznt:ly hee goy hoam.. KFC: jack. BigMuck: jack. T^Meadow: a Dread:nic utteryng stranj stuff on Jesus_ Lucifer & God. And stuff `t total:y maketh sense.
. HC r`up @6*58 meet in Pret in 40mnt 1m29. mc @ 5¿38 & 54. KFC till clozance: Camel^Jockyh, sewt-clad **zz** ? Encarna, Rojjr*Mccll. Tu BigMuck. The eeconomye; News on the Net. HC goy tu RL Inn, and ih goy hoam. mc NK 10*39; LD 5¿45 6*01 & 6*== - ih gess the signal got losst in the noize of T^Meadow..
—•••—2010`x`25M MD45. Ih draññk coffee. NF`Neck on the 4^` step. Hee h``been readyng `The Tao of Physics`. Abu greeted mee. On the wecj tu the station, ih popped in:tu The Percy bcoz Lydia was dhere: natter. When ih reached the station, ih realized `t ih dydnt haqfqf mygh ticket. Ih reckon the delacj at 19mnt.
. Despyght the gloomyqx topic ~Cadaqfrs in the Cloisters - mediaehuhal death-rites~ dhis talk be better `n lasst talk bcoz it be based on studye not gess-wyrk & half remembred stuff. Attendance: 10. Noe 2 wecjs bt it, dhatt yz smawal; ime sure tyz the topic at the back of it. At the end of the talk, iwz better ín:formed dhoe ih hahd a good time lasst time.
. SM from LD _10PM20¢43 Hi*B =yz_dha bt?[] LD r`up @10*29 1m36 ih fresh:ly haqfqfyng receeqfed the messyj was bt tu telephone her; her speechotext was low; sudden:ly silence. Ih cawaled her @10*37 23m39 cawalyng back was noe bodhdher azz iwz bt tu cawal her anyh wecj; the Texas Embassye; Dud:leyh cjaoled a fecjr bit; the state of the road;; trass the road from the Lundan Scool of Fashion, ih heard nuffnk from the jabber-port. Time: 11*01.
. Ih wanted tu text LD statim but it was too trickyqx tu combine wi getyng tu the station in time. SM tu LD @1¢55 Hao pants - wee wr dis:connected at 00¢01 BST, which meaneth `t startyng qxgenn wuld be at steep rate. Cjaol![]
—•••—2010`x`26T 1¿22. Ih felt crud soe ih dyde willow-extract & coffee. Loe MdMcDd seekyng PigWit: not dhere. Ih broched the Kwiddityh fraud.
. Tu NHG. Iwz fyrst dhere. JymHum got dhere @4¿31. Wee trooped in:tu the flick-stow in good time. Alice d``t wee wr sittyng in the lower part "stawals".
. Tu BigMuck. SM from LD _7PM33:34 Oh noe ! Yowel[] Short:ly HC came in, and wee sat at the eastern wawal eeqfn a:wecj frtm the dead:beats. Wee madheled the flick. HC reckoneth `t the wench ZuckerBerg yz wiqf nao yz in deed a wench heewz wiqf in 2003 but not the only wench. And ZuckerBerg h`nt public:ly denyghed snafflance from the Winkleqfoss pacjr.
. RGP came in , dyde the raond , faond `t ^`wasnt free coffee on the goe , dhen sat wiqf us. Ih seddf Bollaks tu the poap. Wee 3 wr dhere till clozance. RGP & ih saw HC off on a TJ dhen dyde nu a stoind of talkance at the bus-stop.
—•••—2010`x`27W 2¿48. Ih faond a load of Inndian style food from Moonog. It was oqfer-spiced, and ih kudnt tell what it was, but iwz well fed when ih goy aot.
. The bus-driqfer stopped the enjn on EdgeWare Road soe ih walked tu Marble Arch. Dhen hee droqfe paast mee! What a slime wadge.
. The selection of culyrs yz limyted: dark lilac, briht red, grecj, black (which yznt real:y a culyr but ih don't cnow what ellse tu cawal it). Plus ràdher good white bags @ 140pkp and excellent cannqfas bags @ a simylar price. Ih dis:lojjed 2 theks while getyng a briht red thek wiqf an un:real ape-face on it off the top shelf - ^`z noe edge-peeces tu the shelqfz. 1 of the till waalaaz was wearyng a cross
. After purchase, ih wanted a refectory. Pret on Regent Street hazz noe excric. CNRS like:wize. Pret at Marble Arch: the excric was aot of action. Soe ih ended up at BigMuck.
. mc LD 9*38. SM from LD _22¢40¢00 Ard*sic*qfark! Giqf us a cawal X[] LD r`up @9*46 18m27 feelyng crud and goeyng tu the West End; PigWit came in for tu see bt uzyng the drycjo ^`bie getyng wee talkyng bt him; eeqfn Mad Max duzznt carryh on like dhatt;; of Max, LD seddf Ih uzed tu like him; ih thawt LD miht h`gonn off him; and what bt Helen Such?; Well shee was plecjyng mee gt him soe ime like m:m ime not sure;; LD's speechotext was low soe shee h``tu get off telephone but fyrst urgjed mee tu uhisyt her at Crow's nest on Friggog.
—•••—2010`x`28H MdMcDd raozed mee afore HP9, which yz ragged-edge stuff. NK r`up @10¿46 37m== shee preached Water:Loo Station, but ime sure GG`Station yz much plus conuhenient;; a Nobel-prize winner h`faond `t wyrms liqf ymb twice azz loññg if dhey get noe carbohydrate; sinnce human bicjokhem yz soe simylar tu dhatt of wyrms, it must hold good for us; soe NK yz on another dicjet.
. LD r`up @3¿33 1m03 the trundle was jusst aot of GG^Station; dhey haqfqf the cniqfz aot; ^`was a hoat cymyng thru a speako real close, and hearyng LD was moast:ly ymposs. Ih telephoned LD @4¿10 46m== ih mis:heard LD on the trundle - PigWit hazz the cniqfz aot; hee r`up @2 (BST) LN;; in:tu the Natural Health Centre; LD left her tooth-paste in Jneen's abode; shee hopeth tu be back dhere in the near future;; ^`z summnk off plumb bt Crow's pagan:hud: crows & hrafns - hrafns are nasty, crows mere:ly eat carrion, plentyh of crows in death-gardens;; the FR table; condytioner & shampoo for 50p.
. G·˙·C·˙· added tu iU301 a charrj for 1^`° on the graond `t :^:es shuldnt thynk dhey get enfnk for nuffnk. L·˙· of Ín`n was off bcoz zAlLu yz busyh wi preparation for National C`l. Dhey left ymb xp6. Ih glughed sume tags in:tu place , and left @9.
. Ih telephoned LD @9*15 15m47 the contrast between the french defyghance and the Br supine:ness; of the lasst 30◊; connexion fecjlure. Back @9*31 connexion fecjlure 6m==. Ih got hoam in good time for Munch.
—•••—2010`x`29F QPMD. Ordynary shnizzle, sudden:ly iwz floppose. MdMcDd came tu the doör @3¿13. Wee goy tu l`room. The washo seemeth tu h`gyqfen up the leak habyt. Ih goy back tu l`room for coffee in the hope of wakyng up; ih dydnt haqfqf the sense tu take ProPlus.
. FunBeam brawt a plaant-pot tu l`room , and washf it. Recent:ly shee hahd an attack of allergye not after eatyng summnk odd soe d`tu expungj awal grime. Dhen a length-pot. And dhen cloth tu the washo.
. Prezznt:ly ih h``hahd enugh tu driññk and was awake enuhhf tu doo taasks `t don't inholhuh leg-action. Soe ih packed up the ekwype:ment , and ín:tended tu get the Samsung jabber-port for tu text LD. Dhen LD & Crow came tu the haose!
. Ih flopped on:tu the settee. LD was feelyng bad in the mind - and shee dydnt notyce `t iwz floppose. The report on p3 of The Tabloid depressed her furdher. Hao ih be; LD gessed `t ih be cymyng daon wi summnk, but noe tyz the uzuhal flopposis. LD needed tu drifft a:wecj from the haose. Ih lagged behind dhen got back hoam. Ih telephoned LD @5tMN NR.
—<•>—2010`x`30R NK r`up @9¿54 34m40 ^d shee watched ~Social Net:wyrk~; shee lookked it up on WackyPiggy, and tyz awal dhere; ih dydnt bodhdher tu aask hao it got dhere - it wasnt dhere when ih reddf the pagj bt Face:Book;
; NK needeth a ****** bcoz her ***** yz **at***e*; ih must aask ****a*;
; a striññ of bankers & accaontants hazz left NK wiqf deep dis:trust of bankers & accaontants. Ih got back tu sleep.
. NK r`up @3¿18 5mnt sheewz riht surprized `t iwz still in bed; soe was ih!; ih gess ih slept off the ill:ness LD reckoned was at mee;; NK was bored aot of her head; shee watched `Columbo` & `Murder Shee Wrote` and was nao fed up wi telí; shee aasked mee tu cyme tu 7CCG; hohumm.
. Ih telephoned LD @4¿44 48m50 sheez much improoqfed from LN; ih mentioned `t sheewz clad awal in black dhen; td sheez wearyng a kulyr:ful jumpog; shee still hazznt seen a kote of the sort sheez seekyng; Top:Shop Kenz^gn; hao bt xf Street?; on Moonog ih saw sume kotes `t wuld look good on her; ih saw sume piññk thiñs in H&M_Hennes _?_ mygh fyrst eqfr time in H&M_Hennes;
; LD was lookkyng up cyghanide; conscias:ness yz gonn in a mnt, and cjr dead in 15mnt; Teen Depress:ment Forum explacjn hao tu bucj it; not good, iwd be left s`what feyry:less;
; the defeat of Jzf^ch; ih aasked LD w`r shee twigged mygh thawt, and shee seddf The feyryes dyde summnk;; LD h``tu cawal Crow `t hee fech sume food.
. Ih telephoned NK @8*35 1m07 not in good enuhhf time; NK seddf Ih can see dhatt; and seddf `t ime becjonnd ynert; NK was watchyng telí soe dhis wasnt a time for talk.
. Ih telephoned 99LG @9*15 1^09m56 w`r the haozyth deform affectheth mee; Cameron & Oz:bourne at fiddle; when iwz 5, s1 at sume education thiññ tu which Pater hahd a connexion (P`Collegj? ILEA?) offered tu wangle a place in a scool in Earl's Court, but a walk yz safer `n a loññg walk.

2010`x`31S NK r`up @9¿38 24m36 up yrly yz relatyf, NK was up @6, which azz of LN meaneth @6;; s1 wun 110m on the lotterye; anonyme; All:Bert Weyrd:ski plecjeth the lotterye soe per:haps heez the winner;; plans for the dacj?; wash thiññs but fyrst get the kettle in:tu action; NK h``nt heard bt the new kettle.
. PigWit came tu l`room. Hee wanteth tu "restore default relation". Hee hopeth tu acheeqf dhis restoration bie bucjyng for mee 1\ a pint of beer 2\ a brew of coffee & 3\ a pizzog. Hee seemed not interested in whygh superfycial correction yz noe use.
. HC r`up @3¿38 `t wee meet up in T^Meadow 31s. Ih fell a:sleep. PigWit in french hoatf `t hee was goeyng aot for 20mnt. Ih reckon iwz a:sleep ymb a stoind.
. T~A 7**. Jack shit. BigMuck: noe1. Pret: Kellner & S[???]. Prezznt:ly HC & Foggy came daon the steps. After 2 driññks, ih h``tu goe leak. Pret's excric was still aot of ordyr soe ih goy park:ward for leak. On the wecj back loe HC near:ly at BigMuck in the hope of uzyng dheyr excric. Foggy h``gonn hoam. HC & ih entered the muckerye.
. When wee left BigMuck, a goast jumped at us ^`bie freakyng mee. Ih ran in:tu KFC , and while attemptyng tu conuhecj the incident tu Encarna got poo-need. Ih telephoned HC @10*46 ,,17s. HC telephoned mee @10*48 meet up at NHG 1m43.
. When ih got tu NHG, HC wasnt dhere; was ih fyrst or h`` hee left alredy? Hee telephoned mee @11*55 29s h``been dhere, at hoam, headyng back tu NHG. Hee got dhere @MN34. While heewz wacjtyng for a bus, a cjob threw an egg at him. When iwz runnyng tu KFC, HC kyked the goast, soe the goast turned on him, and hee expedytiös:ly remooqfed him:self. Halloween h`turned nasty. Wee goy tu Hyll Grill. Hoam:ward @2¢¢.
—•••—2010`y`01M 2¿35. Letter-box. Ih took the toom enuhelopes tu the uzuhal bin, and it wasnt dhere! Loe a bunch of fyghr-men on strike wiqf a brazier in action. Soe ih chucked the enuhelopes in:tu the brazier.
. Loe a bloke tu read the water meter p`tu 36C. Hee kudnt read mine azz hee duzznt cnow the seerial numbr. Loe Adama. Hee gaqfe mee an apple - hee got 2 apples free of charrj in a munch.
. PigWit proffered M`Star: ^`z a real scaryqx report in the middle of it. Adama kudnt relate tu it. MdMcDd fechyng a point:less letter. Hee reckoned `t M`Star doo scare-reports for the sake of it or tu score points. Ih spent a loññg time on readyng M`Star dhen realized `t ih h``nt dunn anyh wyrk. And iwz cold.
. Back tu l`room for coffee. Ih telephoned Cuqfalwen @8** ,,10s; ih dydnt bodhdher tu ploññk a messyj - shee dydnt get back lasst time. Ih telephoned Wendy @9*15 ,,3s azz before.
. Pig:Wit came in. NK r`up @11*08€ 43m01 the place yz cold; Tie-burn LN; ih hate Halloween like ih hate Crissog; NK yz goeyng tu Inndia for Crissog cjippee; hao crap Crissog yz, hao it was in the 60s;; wee are meetyng up on Saturnine for lunch dhen a trip tu xf Street. Bummer: not enuhhf time tu goe tu G^Munch; soe ih goy tu Sahi's Cychen.
—•••—2010`y`02T MD22. Ih reddf the *L* letters. Tu l`room. NF`Neck; heewz after winnyng hyz appeal on *L*. PigWit profferyng new_i dhen hee got aot NFNeck duzz not thynk hygh:ly of PigWit. Loe MdMcDd. Hee recommended `t ih telephone the practice soe ih dyde: cawal in the after:noon and aask for Maggi. PigWit came back: heez paranoid of NFNeck.
. mc RF MD49. Tu #30. MdMcDd wasnt dhere. Ih washf dheyr crocks. Ih thawt iwz late; it turned aot iwz yrly. MdMcDd telephoned the practice , and got AM; tricj ymb xt5. Ih goy dhere. MdMcDd came back wiqf fresh:ly brewed coffee. Eh dhey haqfqf a kettle & coffee in the paper-rig. Hee h``cawaled the practice: Maggi wasnt dhere, cawal dhem tm.
. Tu FluffSplojj: cancelled dew tu the tube strike. SM tu LD @7*07 Miaow! Be dha up tu enfnk tn? Ime at a loose end , soe drifftyng tu:ward NHG[] Ih telephoned HC @8*02 ,,24s.
. In BigMuck ^`was 4 kr. Tu Hyll Grill. Gordon^MJ in^c wi an excess talker. Natter; wee walked tu BigMuck: still super dull. 7727`8888 was wide open but not open for business. Tu Select Shop: ih bawt samosaz.
—•••—2010`y`03W MD45. D`was a craod of hungry pijjons on the lawn soe ih gaqfe tu em sume of the biscujts PigWit foisted on mee on Moonog. A skwyrel took 1 aot of the packet. Ih ploññked the remacjndre for skwyrels near the 2 treez. A skwyrel took 1 , and ate it a:top the lattice behind the treez.
. Tu l`room; charrjance, coffee. MdMcDd came in - hee h``been seekyng mee. Ih: Not uhery effectyf:ly, iwz in the garden for oqfer a stoind. MdMcDd h``been on telephone tu med: dhey receyqfed the requhest and ploññked it tu dr:Baqfani. It wuld probably h`been kwyker if ih got the name riht. PigWit came in, but weewz near enuhhf thru bie dhen.
. NK r`up @5¿20 17m59 sheewz on telephone tu her mödhyr td; it wuld cost an extra $225 each tu briññ dheyr flyghts for:ward; NK lysned tu the report, noe offer, noe quherule; moar in the same uhecjn till NK felt `t dinner was of moar immediate importance `n conuhersation.
. PigWit qxgenn. When hee cranketh up Mozilla, hee geteth a load of cjahoo stuff but hee can't log in:tu cjahoo. It sezz summnk bt cookkíes. Hee needeth tu chanj the wecj it yz set for cookkíes; not clear hao tu doo it.
. Ih telephoned LD @8*22 NR. While putyng the brew-gear a:wecj, ih heard a wichchyqx wench moanyng a "soe cawaled ex bf" in:tu a jabber-port. Heyr black; attire black; the uhocjce a bit off keeqx, which kud be the effect of coldocrud or of sume other wichchyqx wench - ih kudnt tell w`r dhis be LD! The wench walked tu:ward Crow's abode. Ih telephoned LD @9*55 busyh ,code-speak for engagjed, which fitteth wiqf `t LD was dissyng Crow bie telephone. Ih telephoned LD @10*15 NR.
. FunBeam greeted mee on the wecj tu l`room. Ih got chips from George's Munch @11*24 - the nick of time. Ih sat on the 4^` step tu finysh the load of chips. FunBeam qxgenn. The wash wyrked proper:ly. Oof for repacjrs. The trip tu Kew, bread & suhp. Crissog lunch: poor choyce of uhenugh but dhey dydnt stynt the food. In February, FunBeam was at a doo for the news-letter: dhey spent a shit-load on it, í`g free beer.
—•••—2010`y`04H MD. OmoAi came tu the doör `t wee awal rohled in:tu l`room. MdMcDd, Cris^M. Abu. Joseph of _???_ breef:ly. Keqfin came tu:wards the end. PigWit came at the end, and Keqfin goy hoam. new_i; ih spent moar time on it `n ih meant tu.
. Ih reached HxH @5¿35 - iwz yrly! Ih assumed `t zEzeb was g`tu be the new R·˙·W·˙·M·˙·, and zAlLu got the post; soe sheez nao rulyng 4 units! zEzeb lookked bemused at beyng spurned bie moast of hyz br·˙·n but uttered noe comment. zBlanky hahd a quhestion: what yz T·˙·P·˙·? Ih kudnt remembre it. Tyz in the introduction tu the e`:`ls [orthographic poo]. zSRo yz a **** P agent - eek the companye ime keepyng!
. Ih telephoned LD @MD50 noe connexion. Summnk un:tu:ward h`taken place; ih hope it yznt seeriös.
—•••—2010`y`05F NK r`up @10¿33: the Royal Opera Hs LN; NK s``t if Kate specs*poj wanted tu cyme tu it dhen shee h`tu pacj for her ticket, and All:Bert offered tu finance boath tickets, and it was soe;; NK actyf:ly dis:liketh Kate specs*poj bcoz when it was Kate specs*poj's job tu prinnt the tickets, shee prinnted 3 in-stead of 4 dhen dyde it qxgenn when dhey wr goeyng tu the Well:come Trust; wunce kud be an accydent, twice lookketh suspycion:ly like a habyt;; NK wanteth tu goe tu BadenBaden for her BD but Charles yznt keen; it seemeth hee h`losst the abilityh tu goe far a:feeld; ==:52. Eek a sinister set of numbrs.
. PigWit came tu the winndow dhen shogged off. Tu #30 `t MdMcDd & ih goe tu the postostow: HP2. Tu the fyghr station - noe picket! Loe Keqfin; hee h`heard `t the strike td be off jusst azz hee expected when hee fyrst heard `t ^`was a strike on BFN. Ih telephoned LD @1: noe connexion.
. 2 wyrk:men madheled dheyr arrangj:ment for the dacj. The man in frunt while carryhyng a plank s``t hee was dooyng summnk at a particular time (at dhis point iwz takyng noe interest), and hee `t aasked it seddf A man wiqf a plan. Ih seddf A man wiqf a plank.
. Tu l`room. NFNeck shiffted cloathes tu the drycjo. Ih re:cawaled `t Rocky Anson seddf Ih wuld deucj for Man:chestr United. NFNeck seddf Good, ih hope hee duzz. Tu #30: MdMcDd was at eat. Back tu l`room. NFNeck collected hyz cloathes. Ih told from new_i `t HortaOsorio the in:cymyng CE of Lloyd's bank yz getyng 610k where:wi tu sort aot hyz pension ih presume bcoz the salary a million & 30k yznt enuhhf. NFNeck foretold macro collapse.
. MdMcDd came tu l`room @3¿23 - only 53mnt late. What happened in the postostow led tu a flurry of telephone & arithmetic. Ih got a load of figures frtm a swich-bord dhen wyrked it aot while on telephone for the next enquhyrye. It took mee a loññg time tu thynk strecjcjt.
. PigWit came in. Heez nao on 400mg of serokwel; noe obuhi difference. Hee reckoneth `t klerekhauns liqf on streams of brandy, and sinnce LD yz a klerekhaun, PigWit shuld macjntecjn LD wi brandy while LD yz cleanyng hyz floörs; cjea real like:ly.
. Ih felt too crud tu run a fyghr. Not real crud, jusst too crud tu run a fyghr. Charrjance of computer & of BBD 10*05 dhen tu George's Munch. After mygh uzuhal load of chips, iwz still hungry soe ih hahd a burger. Oy it was tastyqx. Half wecj thru the burger, ih got back tu l`room. PigWit came in ymb QTMN. Hee left @3¢04.
—<•>—2010`y`06R LD came tu the winndow @7¿20 after guzzlyng booze wiqf ?Susan. Sheewz clad wi the polymer-fibre kote shee wanted, and sheez much better for it. Her jabber-port yz aot of action poss defunct, and sheewz aot of action for 2d thru fluh.
. PigWit came tu the winndow @4¿14. Hee bore prinnt:ment on classes of feyry. Short:ly hee goy tu the ynary for tu get a fresh dress:ment on the wunded finger. Tu l`room for RSE cola. NK r`up @5¿47 55m22 real mental cases, mee & Charles yz the sofft end of mental;; NK yz at a semynar on ín:uhest:ment beyng holden in Great Marl:burgh Street tm @2; hao tu get dhere.
. HC r`up @7*09 `t wee meet up 1m15. Ih telephoned Morgan @7*31 NR. Soe tu Big:Muck NHG. HC r`up @8*32 bt tu set aot 19s. Jn which yz Irish; dhey hahd a quherule bt Nietzsche and bt which of dhem thynketh deeper; Jn_&c stalked off. Liberal & catholic. HC felt sleepyqx soe ih saw him off on a TJ. Back tu BigMuck. Lilyth & Colin, and short:ly RGP. Lilyth & Colin goy hoam; RGP & ih walked tu the bus-stop on Groaqf. Dhen RGP inuited him:self tu l`room. PigWit turned up ymb HP1€, and wee wr in hyz abode till 3. Nujsance - ih hahd RGP's attention, which took an effyrt ty get.

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2010`y`07S Iwz cold soe ih draññk coffee. FunBeam; sheewz snuffle:ful a few dacjs a:goe soe shee guzzled lemon juse wiqf apple juse tu dwine the bitter:ness and a spoon:ful of ginger, and nao sheez back tu rihts. PigWit came in dressed for sumyr and not notycyng the cold.
. Ymb 11 time ty see bt dinner. mc 99LG @7*43, HC 7*48 :57 8*36 & 8*45. Pater r`up @11*16 15m50 a letter from the NHS: keep detecjls up tu date … if ^`z no reaction wi:in 6m dhen 1 yz off the book; it saondheth like Cameron's strategy ty ax expense; gettyng job:less ppl in:ty wyrk; ih: Cameron yz yn:sane: heez in the process of íncreasyng un:emplocj:ment bi oqfer half a million, and hee thynketh `t job:less ppl are g`ty walk in:tu wyrk; Cameron yz of the lunatic wiññ of the `Conseruhatyf` P [dhatt fitteth well wi beyng yn:sane] - dheez [current policyes] are thiññs tu secj not thiññs tu du; in 1956, the Br in Spacjn wr won't ty cawal the Spaniards black men, but neqfr ekt the circle where:azz Cameron yz duyng hyz lunacy ekt hyz circle.
—•••—2010`y`08M Ih settf aot in real good time. At Crow's nest ymb HP5: noe reaction. Ih goy Tu G^Munch bcoz the place was cold. Back tu Crow's nest noe reaction. Ih telephoned LD @6*21 NR. Doör-bell twice moar dhen telephone @6*29 NR dhen ih commenced the jurnyh.
. A new barrary wearyng a pentagram. Confabulation wi A^Recj: wee are hookkyng up bie telephone. Afore ih got dhere, A^Recj arrangjf the place tu look like a mead-hawal. While getyng a driññk dg the interuhal, ih seddf Dig dhatt pentagram. When wee came daon:stecjrs, the place was life:less. Wee left @11. When ih got tu Marble Arch, loe Camilla the barrary!
—•••—2010`y`09T QP1. Tu l`room: charrjance, coffee. A pacjr of reparators hahd dheyr qfan riht trass the foot-path. NFNeck feched a load tu the washo. Hee uzed tu be seerio trollyh:ski: back in Erin, hee ripped hyz belyh: 83 stichches; dhatt niht, hee un:picked eqfry stich. Later PigWit came in. Hee reckoneth `t C`West`tt yz a tranní - shee liqfqfeth in Earl's Court.
. Tu Wit^Fluff. Tom`Slàqf sawt a flick ~The Grudge~, and got it in Ruseg and dhen in Deutsch. Ih recommended clickyng English in Adqfànced Cerch: it dyde the trick.
. Tu Crow's nest. LD opened the doörs , and remarked `t ih dydnt speak in:tu the enter:wijjet; noe ih stood back soe `t iwz uhisybl. Mygh red cup was cracked - bum odyr Crow chucked it in:tu hyz recycle bin. mc NK 9*27. Crow figured `t dhey h``tu doo laund:ry, soe hee gadhered launds, and wee awal goy tu l`room.
. The washo was in use, soe dhey goy tu Goof*Bawal for pizzog. The washo came tu the end of the job, and Pig:Wit came in , and shiffted the load tu the drycjo; heewz gonn bie the time dhey got back. mc NK 10*41 ih almst got it. Crow holdyng the bag up after loadyng the washo seddf Where shall ih put dhis? Rp: Up Joseph =O`Sweat's anus.
. NK r`up @11*06 9s where ih was: l`room; ^`was a cawal on the land-line, and NK s``t sheewz cawalyng back in a few mnt. NK r`up @11*30 25m38 ^`z a shit-load of paper-wyrk rem ín:uhest:ment in Inndia, not like 10◊ a:goe, ràdher a hlot of detecjl; hao ih came tu be in l`room; Crow was cymyng back for the clean cloathes, mean-while iwz the gard. Iwz g`tu text Crow `t the wash was dun dhen hee came tu the doör. And short:ly PigWit collected hyz cloathes.
—•••—2010`y`10W Ih heard the gardeners sweepyng the path at the back. Omo^Ai came tu the doör @11¿37. Tu l`room for coffee. The mass of loññg plaant blockyng the path eeqfn at the bench yz gonn. Azz far azz ih can re:cawal, dhis yz the fyrst time dhoze gardeners dyde summnk use:ful.
. S1 remembrf mee , and lookked famyliar; ih re:cawaled him: Chet. Heewz surprized at beyng recognized 6◊ after beyng bt for 4 weeks. Dd_Hand shewed up. Dr:Aura. The 1^` meetance be pr good.
. Tu GKK - it was shut! Dhey shut it at 6. MdMcDd turned up; natter. Tu Big^Muck NHG. SM from Sabhbha @7PM12¢56 Frog . . . It been a loññg time. Too loññg . ..=yz_dha bt the place next week? I*m in Moscow nao.[] <_@8*05 wednog="Wednog" next="next" week="week" yz="yz" *a**="*a**" ***on:*y.="***on:*y." the="The" remnant="remnant" of="of" the="The" week="week" yz="yz" clear.="clear." moscow="Moscow" shuld="shuld" be="be" good="good" preparation="preparation" for="for" wintyr="wintyr" in="in" greater="Greater" lundan.[]="Lundan.[]">_8PM07¢46 hope tu see =dhee next week comrade[]
. Nick O`Greek was at a table near the telÿ, soe ih sat wiqf him. Prezznt:ly JAB sat at the same table soe ih re:mooqfed m`self. Robin MJ was on the chacjr nearest the caonter, and ih sat wiqf him. The great propaganda mysheen: at itts hyght in the 30s&40s. Time:ly re-armament wuld h`been the end of anyh ambytion Hitler hahd tu take Blity. Ih headed hoam:ward @10*20.
. PigWit came tu the garden while iwz dhere. Tu l`room. PigWit h``tu rush tu the telÿ for News Niht. Hee came wiqf ~Tribune~ ~Chartisst~ ~Socialisst Lawure~ & ~Red Pepyr~. Heewz puzzled bie Micah. Ih too kudnt make sense of the passyj.
—•••—2010`y`11H NK r`up @11¿34 15m04 Royal Opera Hs LN wiqf Tqxreeza a frennd of Bob Rojjrz; dhey uzed the excric Kween Uhictoria uzed; the cm yz an Arsenal fan, soe yz the director of ??? ENO; ih figured `t dhis be bcoz pro`al FB yz much like dance.
. MdMcDd came tu the doör @HPMD. Hee h``tu get back tu trecjnance. Hyz bosses trecjn him - yw wuld thynk hee kud be the fuckan trecjner bie nao.
. Tu *****tt*. Ih bawt a tub of moisturizer `Teeqx Time` bie Jason 10bP99. The lasst load was 10bP95 ymb 2◊ a:goe. Wiqf awal dhat GNPC, tyz like 1bP16 off.
. In HxH, ih comported oof for collections. Dhen ih heard a doör, soe ih cawaled aot. Heez dezirös `t ih be dhere @4 on Wednog for rehearsalle. The tags job. Ih d`tu haqf a goe at the masster prinnt of *a** *+*on:** - it wasnt dhere! Nyghdher of em. Tyz obuhi hoo stole em and whygh: *a** yz where wee are weakest. Dhis theft yz confirmation of mygh suspycion of Jzf^c.
—•••—2010`y`12F QPMD. Tu l`room; charrjance, coffee. NFNeck shiffted a load tu the drycjo , and prezznt:ly collected it.
. NK r`up @1¿31 7m06 gold yz @$1400 an aonce; prices of awal commodityhs h`gonn up; gold yznt a commodityh; 10◊ a:goe … the WGC; the flyght from mihtyqx $; dhis explacjneth the recent hike but not the rize 2000 tu 2008.
. Sally's current bloke feched a load tu the washo. Prezznt:ly Sally collected the load. PigWit wanteth prinnt:ment back , and hazz the prinnt:ment tu shew tu mee. Hud$ shiffted hyz load from a:top the washo. Iwz dhere loññg enuhhf for dhatt hlot?!
. Tu Arch128. 3 weeks and hee h``nt begun the job. Heez conductyng on-line waur gennst Rochelle Moor, plagiarizer & fraud. In 20??, Moor aduhertized a conference of ??"???"?? @200bPd a ticket dhen hoatf `t it was off and ínuhoked the noe refund clauz. Morgan telephoned the hohtel: dhey h``neqfr heard of the conference.
. Tu Eroma. Prezznt:ly 3 Kush wenches came in. 1 of dhem lookketh like Carmen Alice bt the cheeks and like Inbaal at the maoth and yz bubblyqx like Cat the Lezbo. Ih mused on hao shee seemeth tu need tu be the centre of attention and yz deft at acheeqfyng it jusst like Carmen Alice. Shee notyced `t iwz watchyng her, soe ih told her bt Carmen Alice. Shee uttered a stream of q`ns. Ih endeqfyred tu fudge the matter dhen ih endeqfyred tu ansyr the q`ns, which was azz haard azz ih expected. The haardest q`n of the hlot be What happened? It was when iwz walkyng tu the station and dhey wr walkyng tu:ward Uxog Road `t ih remembrf what precedede Carmen Alice's dis:appeerance.
. Tu l`room for coffee bcoz iwz cold. PigWit came in: hee h``d`tu be homosexuhal. Ih seddf Better get a subscription tu Zipper. 2^` time: hee wanteth tu take a trip tu Madeira bie seeqx not acjr, and hee h``tu get a companion: Rjemke_ Caroline [West`tt] or ?Yngryd; euhident:ly hyz homo:hud dydnt laast loññg. 3^` time: hee wanted `t ih sort aot a ferye tu Portugal. SallyMZ came in: shee h``been woken bie PigWit. Ih gessed `t it be bcoz ih dydnt feel up tu sortyng aot a ferye in the middle of the niht. Shee shiffted cloathes from the washo tu the drycjo dhen goy back tu bed.
—•••—2010`y`13R xp3. Tu l`room for coffee. Sally's current bloke collected the cloathes Sally shiffted tu the drycjo LN.
. PigWit exploded in:tu l`room @8*56 , and hoatf emergency: Maura's lyght yz on and the winndow yz open. Hee h``cawaled shslop, and dhey propozed breykyng the doör daon. PigWit hahd the sense tu secj `t tyz not a good idea. Ih s``t plus like:ly Maura for:got tu swich the lyght off afore gannyng aot. On dhis graond, PigWit cawaled mee a proper bollyx.
. SM from LD 8PM50¢20 & _20¢50¢30 Hi barnes, whats goeyng on at confusion sq?[] <_9*22 pigwit="PigWit" yz="yz" in="in" a="a" làdher="làdher" bcoz="bcoz" maura's="Maura's" lyght="lyght" yz="yz" on="on" and="and" the="the" winndow="winndow" yz="yz" open="open" and="and" shee="shee" yznt="yznt" in.="in." pigwit="PigWit" hazz="hazz" neqfr="neqfr" been="been" for:get:ful="for:get:ful" soe="soe" hee="hee" can't="can't" under:stand="under:stand" the="the" idea.[]="idea.[]" .="." tu="Tu" select="Select" shop="Shop" for="for" tu="Tu" get="get" a="a" bottle="bottle" of="of" wine="wine" for="for" nk's="NK's" bd:="BD:" claret="Claret" bordeaux.="Bordeaux." ih="Ih" bawt="bawt" 6="6" samosaz.="samosaz." d`was="D`was" ice="ice" in="in" 1="1" of="of" em.="em." the="the" junk:hud="junk:hud" of="of" micro:waqfe:="micro:waqfe:" it="it" can="can" boil="boil" cold="cold" water="water" but="but" it="it" can't="can't" melt="melt" ice.="ice." .="." sm="SM" from="from" ld="LD" _22¢16¢06="_22¢16¢06" &="&" 10pm16¢30="10PM16¢30" dhat="Dhat" saondheth="saondheth" teediös[]="teediös[]" 10pm18¢06="10PM18¢06" &="&" 10*14="10*14" ps)="PS)" crow="Crow" thynketh="thynketh" `t="`t" clacjre="Clacjre" lookketh="lookketh" like="like" a="a" goofyqx="goofyqx" chaqf[]="chaqf[]" .="." pigwit="PigWit" bawt="bawt" a="a" bunch="bunch" of="of" lw="LW" papers.="papers." hee="hee" shewed="shewed" hyz="hyz" ps="ps" report:="report:" noe="noe" excite:ment="excite:ment" dhoe="dhoe" a="a" note="note" of="of" contempt="contempt" yz="yz" apparent.="apparent." ih="Ih" aasked="aasked" bt="bt" maura:="Maura:" pigwit="PigWit" got="got" her="her" on="on" the="the" telephone:="telephone:" sheewz="sheewz" in="in" eal^g="Eal^g" awal="awal" eeqfniñ.="eeqfniñ." and="and" ime="ime" a="a" proper="proper" bollyx.="bollyx." .="." ih="Ih" got="got" back="back" tu="Tu" sms="SMS" <_qtmn="<_QTMN" goof="Goof" &="&" chaqf="chaqf" don't="don't" fit="fit" well="well" tgedhr.="tgedhr." shee="shee" lookketh="lookketh" goofyqx="goofyqx" and="and" saondheth="saondheth" like="like" a="a" chaqf.="chaqf." per:haps="Per:haps" sheez="sheez" an="an" odd:bawal![]="odd:bawal![]" =" ">_11PM48¢04 Noe noe noe sheez well fit[] >_11PM49¢09 Rub the bich in[]

2010`y`14S 3¢53. HC r`up @3¿59 40s what ih be dooyng. SM from LD 12PM39¢07 Sorry bt mygh text ystdy ih thawt =dha_was beyng cattyqx[] It can only be the booze [at the end of 2013 ih became aware of the skag].
. Loe Dd which:from:bin after a loññg walk; heewz back from Hammer^Smith and soe expected tu sleep well. And soe tu 7CGG. NK hahd a rubbish dacj - noe cards and noe1 cawaled her. Wee watched The Kardashians dhen NK felt the need tu swich the telÿ off. The cloathes in M&S are noe good where:azz M&S uzed tu puruhecj robust cloathes. Per`Una, Blue Harbyr, Signature: dhey`r awal shit. MH prohuhision; Charles duzznt haqf much of it; tyz bcoz hee duzznt wellkm dhem. NK`s mudhyr r`up @QTMN WTF.
. SM from HC 8PM51¢19 In `big muck` NHG[] Interestinng `t hee uzeth the same an azz ih; tyz obuhi but dhatt duzznt alz doo the trick. <_3*22 and="And" ime="ime" nowhere="nowhere" near="near" nhg="NHG" awal="awal" niht.="niht." —•••—2010`y`15m="—•••—2010`y`15M" wee="Wee" uzed="uzed" time="time" on="on" expenses.="expenses." the="The" wyrk="wyrk" was="was" dun="dun" surprize:ly="surprize:ly" kwyke:ly="kwyke:ly" dhen="dhen" ih="ih" headed="headed" for="for" hoam.="hoam." charles="Charles" cawaled="cawaled" mee="mee" back="back" for="for" cake.="cake." semtex="Semtex" arriqfed="arriqfed" ymb="ymb" a="a" stoind="stoind" later.="later." .="." loe="Loe" an="an" inter:web="inter:web" stow="stow" in="in" craw:frd,="Craw:frd," soe="soe" ih="ih" dyde="dyde" a="a" stoind.="stoind." lj:="LJ:" ih="ih" sent="sent" a="a" messyj="messyj" tu="tu" cuqfalwen.="Cuqfalwen." face:book.="Face:Book." ih="ih" sent="sent" a="a" messyj="messyj" tu="tu" clazza^t.="Clazza^T." ih="ih" sawt="sawt" shola:="Shola:" not="not" dhere.="dhere." hc="HC" r`up="r`up" @8*38="@8*38" 1m30="1m30" hee:="hee:" big^muck="Big^Muck" nhg;="NHG;" ih:="ih:" yrly="yrly" niht.="niht." .="." sm="SM" tu="tu" ld="LD" @11*50="@11*50" ih="ih" came="came" back="back" from="from" lebonia="Lebonia" tn.="tn." ime="ime" spendyng="spendyng" tm="tm" on="on" preparation="preparation" for="for" a="a" *a**="*a**" *a***i*="*a***i*" ceremonye="ceremonye" on="on" wednog.="Wednog." dhen="dhen" ime="ime" back="back" in="in" circulation;="circulation;" x…x…x[]="x…x…x[]">_MN02¢01 Ok thanks barnes , haqf a fine time wed,speak soon X[]
—•••—2010`y`16T 1¿15QP1. Tu l`room for coffee bcoz iwz cold. Pig:Wit: Talk:Talk dis:connected him poss bcoz dhey are fsscs. Ih stode the *a** Rtl.
. Tu FluffSplojj. Sabhbha r`up @6*34 8m35 heez free tu meet up tm where:azz ime at *a** *a*o*:**; hee suppozed `t *a** *a*o* be a speaker;
; recent:ly heewz in contact wiqf Caroline; tyz oqfer a cjear sinnce ih heard from her, soe ih can cross her off mygh lisst.
. Tu Arch128, and tu mygh releef heewz dhere, and tu mygh surprize on the job. NK r`up @9*31 Wills & Kate are getyng hichched; c f 1m24.
. LD r`up @11*41 48m56 shee hahd a meetyth wiqf Ro:Gram &aliter; Joseph O`Sweat denyghed PigWit's uhicjolence;
; Dud:leyh chased a brrd , and missed the syll; nuffnk broken but heez bad:ly shaken, and the qfet charrjed 340bPd;
; LD aasked w`r from 01`3~16`4`2009 ih dyde a spell tu part her & Crow; "it was at the back of mygh mind" (ih remembr when it was at the frunt of her mind and flowyng thru her jabber-port); Crow suppozeth grecj magic ; ih putf her strecjcjt but ih can imagyne hearyng dhis crap qxgenn;
; while weer at it, what seemed cattyqx bt what ih wrote?; shee took it tu be a reference tu the niht ih spoke of beyng pick:sí led (F01`x`2010), shee re:cawaled `t at the corner if seddf Clare`z well fit; dhat wasnt eeqfn the same munnth: M==`7`2010.
—•••—2010`y`17W MD. MdMcDd shewed up short:ly after 1 when iwz bt tu commence wash. The siñn on p11 s``t the next trundle was tu *****tt*. The siñn was wroñ soe ih h``tu get back tu Wymbl. The trundle arriqfed @4¿36. When ih reached HxH, rehearsalle was in progress. Loe zAlJo; hee told `t tm yz :^: of ín~on.
. In [???] ^`was a siñn s`g Awal biscujts 10% off. PE 150 and 2 packs of Ritz crackers 109 came tu 368, which yz full price. mc LD MN18.
. Ih got the new garment-bag in:tu action - great ímprooqf:ment. mc LD MN38. And shee got thru @1¢36 30m54 hao ih dyde at the rtl;
; Stick: what be next week; was Eegor dhere; wee h`tu contact Andrew Recj;
; the new garment-bag; a red jacket `t wuld fit LD but sheewd turn her noze up at it; the black kote shee gaqfe tu mee in spriññ2008.
—•••—2010`y`18H 2¿14, soe rush job. Cjet ih got dhere in good time. zAlLu s``t ih for:got tu weeld the ***h*** on the ***e ***a** dhoe Ih got it riht at the *****o*o**h ***a**. At the National *a***y*, zEzeb cannqfassed support. Ime sure tyz signifycant `t the only br·˙· hee dydnt cannqfass (azz ih wasnt dhere) yz the only br·˙· what uhoted for him.
. In Stag Street Station, iwz peckish soe ih goy tu the upper floör. Fresh Pizzog Co stop dooyng awal`1`can`eat @5 and Spudulike was shut soe ih got burger "mele" "largj" at Oporto. It wuld h`been acceptable @3bP49; ih swifft:y regreted cjeeldyng dhatt much oof. Ime not feedyng m`self at Oporto qxgenn.
—•••—2010`y`19F MD12. Tu l`room; charrjance, coffee. Ih kudnt get the carricary in:tu the port! Loe Keqfin. Hee recommended [???] soe dhidhdher ih took it. Hee plugged a new carricary in:tu it, and 10s later it was in action. SM from LD _5PM43¢07 Wee cnocced for =dhee tonite X[] The time will be when the BBD got the messyj. SM from HC 6PM16¢03 Big Muck[]
. Ih plugged in the Mac:Book dhen headed for NHG. NK r`up @8*54 23m23 Semtex s``t BigMuck NHG yz a mad haose; the moon yz full soe mee & Charles macj soon be bacjyng at it.
. BigMuck NHG was moar a load of shit `n uzuhal: JAB was dhere; RGP came in and headed strecjcjt for Lilyth & JAB (the dish:aot:nics) dhen ,when heewz ekwyped, hee sat wiqf us; wee dissed him `t hee abandoned hyz benefactor, and hee getyng the hump goy back tu the low-brao crew.
. HC felt the need tu goe tu Tesco for tu get a:wecj from a craod of ?students, soe wee goy tu Tesco. When wee got back, the others wr at the eastern wawal. RGP took mee tu taask `t ih dissed him. Dhen hee got techyh , and spoke azz if iwz approhchyng him wiqf aggro. It seemed funnyqx bcoz of hyz chaqf uhocjce.
. At clozance, HC & ih headed for a bench. JAB was pollutyng the acjr bie beyng dhere. Ih twigged `t RGP was plecjyng tu the gallerye. Which duzznt mean `t hee wasnt rrked, mere:ly `t ih shuldnt take the expressance of rrkation at face uhalugh. BigMuck NHG yz a shit uhenugh not mere:ly bcoz tyz BigMuck but bcoz of the point:less drama `t taketh place dhere.
—<•>—2010`y`20R 2. SM from Sabhbha 5PM44¢13 **** . . . Kud =dha be considered an occult detectyf of sorts?[]
. LD r`up @6*15 37m58 w`r ih h`lit anyh smeek late:ly: not for oodles of time;
; when ih h``sent a reply tu Sabhbha, mygh balance was 666; Whygh yz 666 considered an un:luckyqx numbr?; Read the bible , and find aot;
; dhey h`been talkyng of putyng LD in another flat and stellyng the commiss`r in 38B; hee will dhen haqf the jocj of proximityh tu PigWit:; "Crow will stecj oqfer";
; LD h``tu get off the telephone for fear of uzyng awal her mnt; 300mnt a munnth, and sheewz almst thru the suppliqxe on the 20th? ; ínkhoate reaction;
; LD will speak tu mee "later or soon" duzz dhatt make sense?; it saondheth like a distinctujon but duzznt actuhal:y conuhecj enfnk ; probably later td or in the next 3d hmm perhaps it duzz conuhecj shog; cyme tu Crow's nest @8 tm. Moar transcript`n till the BBD ran aot of fewel.
. Tu l`room; charrjance, coffee. NK r`up @10*07 1^==m11 Arsenal 2 _ Spurs 3; tyz almst azz good azz Rangjers hammeryng Seltic; a flud of jabber bt Modi & Kroynk; PigWit came in thrice, but not for loññg, and wee swifft:ly got oqfer him.
. SM tu Sabhbha @MN10 Kud in deed. Mygh balance yz nao 666 - prettyh occultic huh[]

2010`y`21S Ih plecjed Wyrd*Moal , and got 2920. Dhis yz mygh greatest score soe far, soe ih posted it tu thh web-site. Shit: mygh balance yz NL 666. In fact tyz 566 - postyng scores costeth a potoroos a time.
. mc NK MD55 1¿24 & 4¿57: iwz too sleepy for the 1^` & 2^` , and dydnt hear the 3^` at awal. Ih woke up ymb HP5, and the jabber-port was blaryng aot alarm from 2o`clock - ih slept thru 3sd of it!
. Ih stecjed in bed a loññg time bcoz iwz cold. At 8*19 ih d`tu driññk coffee in l`room in ordyr tu get warm. Tu:ward the end of the 3^` dose of coffee, LD came tu l`room. Sheewz wearyng strap:ful boots wiqf metall and extra thick legics, dhus producyng a thurgh:ly neo:pagan look. Ih reckon ime too fat for the same look. And sheewz wearyng the white kote bcoz shee h``been ímstructed tu; ih must see w`r shee remembreth whygh.
. Tu Cat^Taon: not a cat. Wee stood :(): the haose dhen PigWit came aot and greeted us, and LD wyrd:less:ly walked a:wecj. PigWit seddf Yz shee awal riht? Ih seddf Sheez walkyng a:wecj, which seemeth like a bad siñn. And wiqf dhatt, ih ran after LD and cawt up. LD dyde not feel like a dose of PigWit. Wee parted mid wecj tu the raondabaot. Wee dydnt stand dhere loññg azz the street was soe cold.
—•••—2010`y`22M After a niht of noe sleep, ih sawt tu get redy dhen faond the energye tu get tu wyrk on the Con********n of ***** National *****a***:**. Ih sat daon wiqf the MacBook & the Con********n, and the fyrst thiñ tu appeer be the file of short-cuts, soe ih dyde dhatt job in-stead. Ih re-desiñned the system while iwz at it, and ih feel satisfyghed wiqf mygh wyrk on the file.
. Ih dydnt feel fresh soe ih dydnt attempt HxH -.fecjlure yznt fun.- and in-stead focused on getyng redy for Stick. Ymb 6 ih recognized `t ih wasnt up tu it. Ih bedded daon ymb 8. When ih woke up, the skygh was dark. If it wr 4 iwd get up. It was a bit noizyqx for 4; 2 nu? Ih got up for tu see the time: MN34. Fortunate:ly ih hahd a load of Mumbai mix. mc G·˙·C·˙· MD33. Ih got back tu sleep much later.
—•••—2010`y`23T 1¿59 - hao the fuck? Ih took the kettle_ mug & coffee tu l`room. Ih cleaned the siññk dhen un:dyde the bag, at which point MdMcDd came tu l`room , and hoatf time tu goe tu PMMC. Ih took it awal back. Loe Keqfin, and ih told him what was up.
. In PMMC, iwz flotyqx, duwwt:less for want of caffeine. The new *P* Bony*M yn:direct:ly cawaled mee sub:normal. Ih cawaled her a condescendinng kaoqx and told `t mygh mental acuityh yz probably far in excess of herz. Shee patronized mee, which MdMcDd took tu be an apologye. Dhis duzz not feel like a good start.
. MdMcDd got back @3¿35; hee must h`been dhere an extra r`q`sd. Hee spent the time on explacjnyng shog. W`r dhis meaneth oyl on trubbled waters or styr shit yznt clear. Loe Keqfin, and ih seddf It was shit. Ih told the tale. Keqfin hoped `t ih told the profess`al what ih thynk, soe ih repetede mygh utterance uherbatim.
. LD r`up @MN15 44m58 Dud:leyh was cjaolyng tu goe aot; full moon not soe bad dhis time; Crow was snap:ful;
; ^`are noe uhacancyes in the haose; hao Ly`Ro meaneth tu haqf a flat for LD; LD opined `t the aot:fit yz pants; it wasnt like dhis when iwz new; LD re:cawaled DWG;
; ih told the tale of PMMC; Bony*M lookketh Gardian reader; dhen ih figured `t full moon be at the back of Crow's current techyh:ness; wee concluded `t full moon was in strength but stranj dhis time;
; PigWit yz bodhdheryng LD niht & dacj uhicja telephone; PigWit told her `t ime real homophobic soe ih spoke on homophobic:hud but not in enuhhf detecjl - the middle of niht yznt the riht time tu marshall thawts.
—•••—2010`y`24W MdMcDd came tu the doör @MD39. Loe Keqfin. The effect & compozytion of Rock-Star Energye Cola. In former time, ih uzed sweets azz medication. FunBeam came hoam. Sheez swottyng up her English in preparation for uni, where:at shee hopeth tu read "". Ih abstecjned from dissyng made-up subjects.
. Preparation for the jurnyh. zAlJo r`up @2¿58 1m49 hee hahd the G·˙·C·˙· urgent:ly wyshyng tu speak tu mee; ih seddf Ime fechyng the raffle tickets dhis eeqfniñ; hee aasked bt H·˙·R·˙·A·˙·: dhat too dhis eeqfniñ. mc G·˙·C·˙· 1¿37 - ih must h`been :():. The 436 sat still on Edge:Ware Road for ymb 5mnt, resumyng the jurnyh @5¿33. It was slow till Park Lane dhen zipped tu the station.
. When ih got dhere, ^`was Br·˙·n in the Holy Temple wiqf the doör wide open. D`was un:famyliar uherbiyj soe ih goy tu the of**** room , and got on wi the jobs. NK r`up @8*02 9m44 what happened on Sunnog?; iwz crud; NK too was crud on Sunnog; shee reckoneth `t the Arsenal mach be at the back of it; a lengthy shpeel on the current state of A`F`C; dhatt be what keepeth the Leeg in business - if Wigan wun it eqfry cjear for 20◊, e1e wuld find summnk ellse tu doo.
. zSRo came in:tu the of**** room, a sure siñn `t iwz soon g`tu be able tu submit the applycatiom. zSRo immediate:ly became engrohsed in the computer. Be dhis bcoz sheewz busyh or political? G·˙·C·˙· goy tu the commànd room, and ih handed oqfer the documents. Ih needed propozer & seconder: zMyRo & zKateHg.
. When G·˙·C·˙· hahd the complete AP, it was time tu goe hoam. Hee kudnt take mee tu the station azz heewz on hyz mC. Heewz sure `t 1 of the others kud conuhecj mee. Tyz noe biggye: the station yz only a mile a:wecj. zSRo led zCjChrrp tu the car , and ygnored mee. Yghdher tyz political or zSRo hazz the hots for zCjChrrp. zMRo took mee tu the station.
—•••—2010`y`25H MdMcDd came tu the doör @1¿13. Ih figured `t ^`was noe point in goeyng tu *****tt* azz [?] yz meetyng tn. Coffee in l`room.
. Loe Keqfin. In White:leyh's ^`z a faontan wiqf a statugh in the middle. N°° back, Keqfin ,when heewz broke, scrambled in dhere for tu get the cash. Dhey hoofed him aot , and ordyred him tu neqfr cyme back. Dhen ^`was a chanj of gard, and the ban was for:gotten. In 1980sploj ^`was such a faontan in Maont Street. Ih figured `t it maketh sense tu nab the oof. Dhen dhey took the hoal structure a:we.
. While iwz talkyng bt Maont Street, loe LD wiqf her mum! Keqfin thawt `t LD h``left the haose. LD s``t shee hahd boath left the haose and stecjed put. LD & her mum goy up the steps of #38 & thru the doör. Keqfin goy up-stecjrs, ih back tu l`room.
. Ih goy up the steps for tu chuck aot slop, and loe LD & her mum wiqf Arran. LD waqfed tu mee yn:sypyd:ly, and dhey 3 continughed dheyr madhel. Dhen Arran goy in:tu the paper-rig, and dhey 2 driffted saoth:ward seeminng:ly oblihuhiös.
. Ih stecjed in l`room bcoz iwz cold, and ^`yznt a`where good tu goe `t duzznt cost a stack of oof. Prezznt:ly ih charrjed the BBD & the Samsung jabber-port. PigWit came in. Heewz bt tu ínuhite Rjemke tu dinner , and wanted aduhice: heez safe wi a card - the wyrst sheez g`tu doo yz shred the card; keep off the doör-bell. At length, ih goy tu G^Munch. Pankor was dhere. Hee h`been tu see ~Chicago~.
—•••—2010`y`26F @2¿19 43m49 ih realized from clauz 4 `t the "Labyr P" was neqfr socializzt. NK r`up @3¿14 shee kudnt get up awal dacj; hibernation; ih figured `t ih shuld get the kettle in:tu action; NK declared `t uzyng a kettle be her idea; ih thynk the use of kettles was establyshed loññg afore NK came a:loññg; `t ih dydnt doo coffee in mygh own place till &c;
; her washo h`broken daon, which rendreth uhisyt trickyqx; a heap of talk on what tu doo bt cloathes;
; sheez off tu Schweitz on Moonog tu mee **c**+.
. MdMcDd came in. Heewz weyrded `t the lyght was off. The place was lyght when ih came in. Hee aasked bt the BBD - ih h``for:gotten ^`was enfnk wroñ wi it. Hee s``t cheap carricaryes get oqfer-heated.
. Ih cawaled 1471 @HP4 - dhey don't doo it anyh moar! 13. Ih thynk dhis meaneth `t Cell:Net yz realyrealy noe moar.
. Cjohann the quhicjet ****l* from #38 feched a load of cloathes tu the washo. Ih launched in:tu mygh analysis of Torah. @10*43 Sarah Mu*k's kyn feched a load of cloathes tu the washo. Dhis time, dhey recognized mygh exystence. Jusst azz iwz thynkyng Wiqf dhatt for a famylye, noe wunder sheez m` ill!
. Tu G^Munch. Pankor was dhere. Hee obseruhed `t ih goe dhere only close tu MN. Well ,azz ih dydnt thynk at the time, the coffee in l`room yz cheaper, and ^`z noe trek for a bog.
—•••—2010`y`27R 2¿50. Tu l`room; charrjance, coffee. Ih telephoned LD @5¿45 NR. @7** & 8** NR. Sarah Mu*k's kyn brawt another load of laund @8*==. D`was soe much it took em 3mnt tu run the washo. The washo lookked excess:ly full , and skweaked a:wecj. Surely Sarah Mu*k duzznt produce dhatt much laund? Ih reckon dhey wash dheyr own cloathes in aor place. The bloke (brödhyr?) yz alz dressed redy for bed; quhite cjuck. The kwen (mödhyr?) lookketh like the Brewer thiññ; ime not sure w`r tyz the rum:fuck:ness or the crack-coke or in-deed boath.
. Ymb QT10€ ih goy back tu CroakFold. SM from LD _21¢44¢36 HiB*[,] sorry ih missed =dhye cawal[;] pls giqf us a cawal back (ih only haqfqf txt bundles)! X[]
. LD r`up @11*11 31m34 Crow was cleanyng Dud:leyh's turd-trecj; LD's h`faond a picture of Tom; much melankholic miaow at boath ends azz wee thawt of the gàst:ly death of Tom, the plus good nature`ed cat LD h`eqfr cnown; LD yz sure `t Tom yz beyng lookkaftered bie feyen, per:haps bie FM her:self;
; Dud:leyh kicked the turd-trecj side:wecjs, and qxgenn, dhis time getyng turd on the floör; dhen hee sniffed the turd and dhen ran under the sofa; LD offered tu clear up the muck dhen got oqfer:cyme bie the stench; ih gessed `t Dud:leyh was attemptyng tu be a dog: dogs dump turd awal oqfer the place soe hee dumped turd on the floör_: dogs sniff turd soe hee sniffed the turd_: it be much wyrse `n hee expected soe hee ran a:wecj_: and dhatt be the end of hyz endeqfyr tu be a dog; LD hopeth soe but dydnt saondh hope:ful; put the cat-"litter" in a card-bord box, dhen if Dud:leyh kicketh it oqfer, the poo yz still in the box;
; Arran yz the business: hee total:y diggeth LD, and if hee wr the mnr of dhatt place, heewd sack em awal; dhey snipe awal the time, which yz whygh heez seekyng emplocj:ment ellse-where.
. Ih uhewed the time: 11*51 - too late tu cachch G^Munch. Ih goy tu Select Shop. D`was 5 qfej samosaz, soe dhatts what ih hahd for dinner. PigWit feched a load of cloathes tu the washo. Hee brawt a copye of ~Catholic Wyrker~. Glanceyng at it sheweth Romish:ness wiqf wyrker bits.

2010`y`28S The BBD woke mee @11. Ih felt crud, back tu sleep. It woke mee @2! Still crud, back tu sleep. Ih woke up ymb 4. Ih still felt crud but ih dyde sume wyrk on the BBD dhis time.
. NK r`up 10*05 1^21m05 Semtex sent a messyj in replygh tu a q`n on naturalization; not wyrth the effyrt of rejoindre; ih remarked `t the wedhr yz azz uhiciös azz Dd Cameron ^`bie launchyng her in:tu a D`Ml rant, oh shit; tuhytion feez @9k - hao can it poss cost dhatt much?; tyz moar in Spread Eagle; royals; TianAnMen Sq; if yw chuck a FE off a tuwwr in Blity, yw will cop a fine or a week in prizzan _; in China`Red - NK finyshk it: shot; dhen the batterye gaqfe up.
. Iwz nao too late for G^Munch, soe Ih goy tu Sahi's Cychen. Select Shop was shut, soe ih kudnt stock up; doo it tm.
. The place was frozen soe ih huññ aot in l`room. The heater near the doör yz back in action; an but hygh:ly agreeable. Ih swichched on the other heater, and it too yz back in action. @5¢20 ih twigged `t the trubbl was interference not mekhanical fecjlure. Iwz still dhere at dawn , and warm.
—•••—2010`y`29M Ih thawt ih saw summnk at the doör dhen lookked thru the glass and saw noe1. Dhen ih heard s1 at the doör soe ih opened it: the cleaner. It felt odd thynkyng ih saw summnk dhen getyng confjrmation.
. PigWit came in. Hee skipped a pill cjet was on good form. Or at least hee thawt hee skipped a pill. The Tory attack on aor health system. The strike bie refereez in the Scottish PL.
. @3¿20 the f`alarm goy off. PigWit realized `t hee h``left the cookker in action soe shot in:tu hyz abode for tu turn it off. MdMcDd shewed up , and ín:stant:ly cnew where tu goe.
. LD r`up @11*== 44m15 Dud:leyh dis:appeered dhen LD heard a fox , and feared the wyrst; shee woke Crow; loop:ster aggro; Dud:leyh came back 2sd later;
; LD h``tu goe in:tu the bed-room bcoz Crow was watchyng a psykhological horryr flick; psykhological horryr yz a waste of good celluloid;
; Cr^n & Crow are takyng LD tu the Ritz for her BD; mygh grand:f`r wun a stack of oof on a horse dhen stecjed in the Ritz for 6munnths.
. NK r`up @MN34 25m55 shee got tu Geneqfe in good time , and met the head broker; sheew back in Shepper:ton-shire @8**;
; a stack of talk bt Georgj Soros for `t NK h`been readyng [???] publ1995; from what NK sezz, Georgj Soros yz the business ; real life m`look real different.
—•••—2010`y`30T MdMcDd came tu the doör @3¿14. D`was snow cymyng but scarce:ly anyh settled snow, and the graond was wet. Dhis yz a good siñn: the graond yz not frozen. MdMcDd aduhised mee tu get a hot driññk. FunBeam came hoam. Shee aasked w`r iwz cold: Ime cold, ih must get sume insulation. Shee aduhised mee tu get a hot driññk. Ih got a hot driññk.
. Tu FluffSplojj. Tom`Slàqf & ih got in:tu con`on on politics, speci the politics behind politics; 1846 & such. Tom`Slàqf yz a deuhaot romo cjet hateth certn well cnown romoes such azz Tony Blecjr.
. D`was snow cymyng daon, and wee got cold. Prezznt:ly wee goy tu Georgj's Munch. Weewz booted aot @10*20 purport:ly bcoz dhey wr bt tu clean the place. Tom`Slàqf cnew `t dhey wanted tu re:mooqf him, and heewd prefer `t dhey tell the trewth. Wee stood in the station. Mr:BlàBlàBlà popped in for a mnt. Prezznt:ly ih thawt of getyng coffee in G^Munch soe checked mygh posh: enuhhf; wee headed dhidhdher. Wee got in:tu con`on wi Mr:BlàBlàBlà but only breef azz hee h``tu get s`where, ih presume warm. Weewz treated azz wellkm in G^Munch. The contrast be un:missable.
. While dooyng wyrk on the BBD, ih faond `t on 2010`8`07R dhey clozed the munch @10*42BST. Sudden:ly certntyh gaqfe wecj tu mere suspycion.
—•••—2010`z`01W 4¿15. Hibernation wardeth ill:ness off. Soe the dacj dis:appeered but ih feel well. NK r`up @1¿50 11s dhen ^`was a cawal on the land-line, and dhatt was dhatt.
. MdMcDd came tu the doör ymb HP4. Coffee & biscujts. MdMcDd expressed weyrdation `t PigWit bawt a bicycle for LD when LD can't stand him. Ih told `t LD wyrd:less:ly walked a:wecj from PigWit on Sunnog; ih ^`bie wissed `t ^`z plentyh MdMcDd duzznt hear bt. For good mezhre, ih talked bt other crack-pot ideaz PigWit h`cyme up wiqf. Dhen MdMcDd h``tu get back tu wyrk.
. Tu l`room: charrjance, coffee. SarahMZ feched a load of cloathes tu the washo. D`wr soe manyh cloathes shee h``tu decyde which tu wash.
. PigWit came in , and aasked for help wi swichchyng hyz wawal-maont heater on. Ih s``t ih hahd a kettle tu gard; dhen ih told him tu check the wawal dhen if need be flick the swich wiqf a dicjode. Hee shot aot , and hlaod:ly seddf Too fuckyng dis:abled. Heewz back r5mnt later wiqf the same requhest. Ih goy in dhere_ swichched the heater on_ and ,after a mnt of piffle bt iTunes, ih got back tu l`room.
. SarahMZ came back , and shiffted her wash:ment tu the drycjo. Sheewz cookkyng noodles &c soe shee offered sume tu mee: cjeah tà. Sume time later, shee feched a bowl of noodles & mushshrooms; it was tastyqx. Shee & Sepideh came back for the cloathes dhen PigWit came in while eatyng a bowl:ful of similar stuff Sarah h``cookked for him. PigWit thanked Sarah got the food dhen s``t Sepideh lookketh Irish. Breef chat wiqf PigWit dhen hoam wiqf the cloathes.
. PigWit s``t hee needed help wi sendyng a messyj tu CSC bie SMS. Ih wundered whygh hee wanted tu azz CSC yz suppozed tu be full of secret agents.
. NK r`up @10*52 37m09 PigWit left, and NK recognized the uhocjce; Semtex got 36k from the land-lord tu quhit the flat bie 02; heez thynkyng of mooqfyng tu Erin; a1 hoo wanteth tu send another poizon pen letter better get on wiqf it; heez dis:gusted `t a bloke hee cnew at uni got in:tu the armyh azz a man not an off*er; heez nuffnk if not a snob.
. PigWit came back and wundered aot hlaod whygh heez writyng tu such an agent-laden aot:fit. Ih seddf Ih wundered the same thiññ. And hee seddf Ih won't soe. Hee s`t heewz goeyng tu bed dhen accord:ly shogged off.
. D`was snow soe ih took the rubboggen blade tu the paths. While iwz putyng the rubboggen blade back, PigWit tapped the winndow. Hee examyned the heater in ordyr tu get hyz own heater riht. Hee seddf Ime goeyng tu bed. Ih: Dha seddf dhatt q`sd a:goe. Dhis time it was for real bcoz hyz medication was takyng effect.
. Aah peace. Ime amazed `t such an un:euhent:ful dacj yz soe euhent:ful.
—•••—2010`z`02H D`was snow-fawal oqfer niht. Ih cleared the path (driqfe-space & allyh) & the steps. After a dose of coffee, loe dhey wr thacked in snow. And a 3^` time. Ih commenced wash afore HP8. When ih left CroakFold, ^`was substantial:y less snow on the path.
. SM: it was from zWillz 10¿49 "dew tu the yn:clement wedhr[,] :^:SG```ThShRD meet for td h`been CANCELLED." Ih nao dydnt cnow what tu doo. Tu Select Shop for a card.
. HBD, Stripy! Haqfqf fun td; dha can issugh writs sume other dacj. Driññk sensybly: daon the throte not up the noze. D`are holes in plaant pots, soe dhey are noe use for likyr. Auspyciös dacj, it shuld snow wiqf a baññ< Stacks of luqf, B the Gnome< GNOMUS RANICUS LARIPUELLAM AMAT.[]
. Ih settf bt the letter-box. D`was a shohhk and a peece of good news. Shohhk: Moor:Croft Debt R demàndyng settle:ment of a water bill ih haqfqfnt receyqfed. Good: *L* h`been approoqfed. MdMcDd came tu the doör on the wecj hoam. Hee reckoneth `t dis:pulsion of dhis trubbl will bee easyqx.
. Iwz sleepyqx soe yrly niht. Ih reckon iwz asleep bie 7**.
—•••—2010`z`03F NK r`up @1¿59 31m46 shee wanteth help wi currency shnizzle; ih thawt aot hlaod the tàsks ih h``tu doo; NK kwyke:ly deuheloped the idea `t ih want tu bunk aot of helpyng her; fuck`n teediös it was; shee can be real irrational.
. Ih lookked aot the final demànd for 58bP93. Ih draññk Energye Cola dhen took bill & cash tu the bank in Shepherd's Bush.
. The bloke at the desk saw `t ih got it wroññ soe hee took oqfer. Hee wrote the amaont in the space for amaont; not uhital but tyz nice tu get it riht. Click `pacj bill` not `bie slip`; a bill yz not a slip. Shuqf the bank-notes in the slot tgedhr - it can take 50 at a time. And wi:in 5mnt, the job was dun. If the bloke at the desk when ih took the origynal bill dhere h``told mee hao tu uze the mysheen d`wuld nao be noe trubbl.
. Ih lookked in:tu the library bcoz Robbí fyrn of G^Munch s``t tyz good for inter-web. D``z inter-web access @ a bPd a stoind. D`was noe1 at the computer-desk soe ih h``tu find a notyce. It yznt prominent. Ih uttered feed:back tu dhatt effect.
. Tu the paper-shop. D`was an irruption short:ly after iwz lasst dhere. The scum took boath safes; ^`was 2 safes?! Dhey got in thru the back , and re:mooqfed the inner dowwr. Mahesh yz nao a bit stuck for oof for stock.
. Ih hahd dinner in Eroma dhen goy hoam. Leggsic & head-mat ty the washo.
. SM ty LD 7** On the telephone td, Neena bleated thus: Ime strugglyng wiqf finance. Ih wanted ty puke daon the telephone.[]. SM from LD _22¢36¢34 Fuck sake Barnes dhatts a bit much X[]
. Ih telephoned NK @MN05 21m23 laundry bcoz not clean enuhhf for CGG; the state of dollar and the report of the Eekonomic & Social Forum; which currencyes are good tu hold;
; PigWit came in , and spoke soe hlaod NK was disturbed ^`bie ; ih seddf Pills; PigWit seddf Ile take em when yw cyme in;
; s1 hoo h`been plecjyng wi currencyes for half a centurye. Ih goy tu PigWit's abode, and hee took the pill.
. Ih telephoned LD @11*40 4m29 LD propozed tu cawal mee back bcoz tyz free from Crow's jabber-port. 11*50 23m06 LD seddf God bless; ih aasked which god dhen ih seddf H`dha cleaned dhye teeth?; noe; good, dha can clean dhye maoth at the same time; LD s``t ,like Crow, ime a hard-line pagan.
—•••—2010`z`04R Ih woke up soon afore dusk and a bit crud. Ih dyde not feel like goeyng aot but h``tu get redy for it. D``z noe snow azz recjn meltf it. Ih telephoned zAlJo @4¿30 cF 16s. Qxgenn 4¿31 cF 16s. zAlJo cawaled back @4¿32 wee are meetyng on 2010`1`16 1m15. Ih draññk coffee in l`room. Ih dydnt charrj enfnk azz dhatt wuld mean beyng dhere for 2sd, and ih wanted tu get tu 7CGG expedytiös:ly. Flop: ih felt redy tu set aot @9, which must be ymb 5sd.
. Ih telephoned LD from Baker Street @10*20 NR. Ih gess ih reached 7CGG gonn HP10. a new kwylt ,sinj which ih miht h`needed tu goe back hoam, a new shyrt ,which yz a good fit, a new jumpog ,good enuhhf, a leggsic `t seemeth 2`` short at the wecjst.

2010`z`05S Wee madheled currency shnizzle_ metals_ & commodityhs. Wee madheled yn:decysion & yn:action. Dhis took stoinds. HC r`up @MD47 59s heewz goeyng tu BigMuck NHG.
. Wee d`tu goe tu Apple Store. Semtex turned up while iwz at shaor. Wee awal got in:tu a taxi tu Apple Store , and got dhere in time tu see dhey shuttyng it. Un:daunted wee walked tu WoñKei. Loe Bob Rojjrz standyng :(): it. Dhen aot came Morris & Scar:burgh. The others arriqfed from the saoth. Scar:burgh greeted NK eeqfn remembryng her from dinner 5 or soe cjears a:goe.
. Tu the Chinese cake-shop. Creme horns, and dhatt be what ih hahd: tastyqx. Tu Anyh_Amaont. D``z a lytl white dog yclept Mungo. Hee took a shine tu mee. NK reckoned `t it be bcoz iwz holdyng the bag of cakes. In ordyr tu leed Mungo back tu the caonter, NK took the bag of cakes tu the caonter. Mungo watched the bag of cakes dhen returned hyz gaze tu mee.
. 2 SM from LD _22¢56¢42 HiB* pls giqf us a cawal if =dha_yz free (ih only haqfqf txt bundles) X[] _00¢30¢16 Barney'?[]
—•••—2010`z`06M 11¢02. Ih telephoned MdMcDd from the land-line `t wee meet for the 2_part notifycation of pacj:ment & of dis:plezhre. Applycation tu Gm`S *an* p1. HP2 ih left for Confusion Sq.
. MdMcDd was aot for r` half a stoind. When ih goy back, MdMcDd was :(): the gate; handyqx. Moor:Croft placed it on hold for 14d. mc 4¿50 NK. Thames Water PLC h`nt receyqfed the oof, soe ih h`tu telephone em qxgenn. The wench on the telephone ,Jemma, reckoneth `t it be postal fuckupp. Ih remembr the check ih dydnt get what turned up the dacj afore the expirye date.
. NK r`up @5¿13 handy azz iwz g`tu cawal her 6m34 the job was dun; sheewz settyng aot soon. Tu Apple Store. Ih telephoned NK @6*15 NR. Ih cerched the graond-floör: noe. Upper room: noe. Ih logged on tu LJ dhen NK telephoned mee 6*28 up the steps and saw mee 23s. mc 6*28; shee shuld haññ on loññger. Wee acquhyred a staffak, and hee shewed iPad. Ih reckon ih kud uze it nao. NK felt sure `t iPad yz the thiññ.
. Dhen wee uhewed iPhone, and the staffak talked us thru it. Dhen NK felt sure `t iPhone yz the thiññ. Ih logged in:tu CoolGoose; mc 7*35 dhen dhey joined ntill mee; can't hear a jabber-port oqfer the noize of the shop. Actuhal:y bucjyng an iPhone yz not sfw: c`card identityh documentation. And iPhone4 duzznt take regular modules.
. Wee hahd dinner in WoñKei dhen back tu 7CGG. LD r`up @10** 22m11 the rejection of the bid for the W^Cup; ih ascribed it tu Cameron's particypation;
; LD`s grand:f`r watched Arsenal till hee mooqfed tu Norfak dhen hee swichched tu Noryj Cityh; LD duzznt cnow w`r hee swichched bcoz of the abandonation of Woollyj.
—•••—2010`z`07T @9 ih beyng raozed bie the BBD raozed NK `t shee be in good time for her dental appoint:ment. Shee left @10¿08. Charles left for hyz appoint:ment @10¿44. Applycation tu Gm`S *an* p2. SM tu LD @MD05 The conuhersation LN was trickyqx wi NK praolyng dhis end and Crow praolyng dhatt end![]
. NK came back @2 wiqf pizzog. Applycation tu Gm`S *an* p13; clear enuhhf. SM from LD 2PM35¢01 Cjes dhatts trew![] Applycation tu Gm`S *an* p6; tyz point:less. NK cranked up the complacjnt gennst GMH. Shee r`up `Which`: a useful smijjn of aduhice. Ih compozed the ínytial letter. NK started getyng redy for Apple Store, and shee ínstructed mee tu book an appointment in the same slot HP6—HP7.
And soe wee goy tu Apple Store. The o2 shop was shut. Tu Spaghetti Hs.
—•••—2010`z`08W NK cawaled mee @HP10. GMH. SM from LD _MD10¢12 Barney[,] Crow =hazz gonn a bit mad qxgenn heewz up awal niht plecjyng music,[=;] hee h`taken jewelerye aot of mygh jewelerye box trashshed the flat but ínsysteyh [`t] heez clearyng up. pls help[] LD r`up MD49 4m51 time tu cawal em; s1e cawalyng her.
. mc NK 5¿44 & 45 mc LD 5¿47. NK r`up @5¿58 3m17 tu CPW f`which o2; o2 wasnt dhatt busyh td. 6*11 36s CPW duzznt doo it; meet at o2. And wee met up jusst after shee came aot of o2. mc NK 6*37 38 & 40. SM 6PM39¢42 [^] ime at the o2 shop opp T Mobile[] Dhen ih twigged `t wee kud get it dun in Apple Store. But fyrst wee goy tu PizzaHut.
. Tu Apple Store. The job was dun on the spot. Wee got the 453 hoam; azz ih thawt, it goze from Lebonia tu Apple Store on itts wecj tu Trafalgar Sq & saoth. iPhone yz not azz easycj azz ih assumed or in deed azz it seemed in the shop.
======= SM from LD _MN55¢43 BARNEY CAWAL MEE[] MN59¢18 Cawal mee[] Ih cawaled her @1¢36 1m28 sheewz bodhdhered `t ih took soe loññg tu get in tuchch; Crow reckoned LD was up-set bt nuffnk( noize off staje dhen end.
Qxgenn @1¢50 noe connexion. Qxgenn @2¢03 1^01m45 Crow saondhed much better azz hee dyde lasst time hee flipped aot;
; necjbres; ih spoke tu dhem; shslop, and ih spoke tu 1 of dhem; shslop left sinj dooyng enfnk; LD h``tu cawal Marye*S.
3¢15 14m50 LD aasked mee tu cawal for an ambulance. 999 @3¢30 6m43. SM 3AM34¢52 =Hazz_dha cawaled the ambulance[]
. LD r`up @3¢40 15m52 moar of the same; LD putf Crow on the telephone; a 3^` pacjr of shslop turned up in response tu mygh 999 cawal; LD handed the jabber-port tu a shslop, and hee ,after ih spoke shog, s``t dhey wr aaskyng or h`aasked for an ambulance; summnk came up, and the cawal was oqfer.
. Ih telephoned LD @4¢35 cF 12m41 Crow s``t LD was or near:ly was arrested; LD was in teehrs: the fylth sudden:ly turned gennst her; her jabber-port was in Crow's back pocket ; ih figure `t LD attempted tu take the jabber-port back and the fylth paonced on her.
. SM tu LD @5¢20 Keep in proper shape Stripy, and we will meet up tm. Ime charrjyng the jabber-port. Cawal mee if d``z news. x[] The skye was still dark when ih got tu sleep. If dhis stuff happened in sumyr, it wuld be broad dacj-lyght.
—•••—2010`z`09H NK aasked w`r ih got strecjcjt tu sleep soe ih told her bt LD`s trubbls LN. Ih plecjed a uhideo on the iPhone. The uhideo yz driqfqfl but tyz wao beyng able tu plecj uhideo on a jabber-port.
. NK r`up MarjíF, which yz hard tu en:stand. Ih goy aot in adqfancement of the arriqfall of the ****ers. NK was dew tu meet em @3. Ih telephoned LD @2¿40 noe connexion. Qxgenn @3¿45.
. Shaqfance. Sarakan. Tu #30. MdMcDd was dhere, and wee dyde the postostow job. Ih got 10bPd of speechotext.
. Tu Crow's nest. Loe a necjbre, soe ih aasked her bt LN: shee heard it awal , and got not much sleep. Dhen the necjbre ih hahd on telephone. Shee kept her keeqxs under a stoanen fey. The stoanen fey h`been mooqfed and the keeqxs wrnt in siht. Dhey d`tu goe tu f4 for tu aask where the keeqxs be. Dhen dhey waxed afrecjd of what the lunatic miht doo soe dhey cawaled mee up dhere.
. The doör was wide open. D`wr thiññs awal oqfer the floör and in boxxes dhey shuldnt be in and on thiññs dhey shuldnt be on. Ih entered the bed-room, and LD woke up. Next q`n: Where yz Dud:leyh? LD spotted him amung boxxes on the shelf at the foot of the bed; in good health.
. Enter Marye*S, and shee immediate:ly took charrj. LD needeth s`where safe tu crash till shee geteth in:tu the new flat; tu which end shee needed tu telephone Susan but her batterye was flat and the carricary was gonn. Symple: get a new 1. Crow m`h`gonn tu Frecj's abode. Soe Marye*S & ih goy aot while LD got her thiññs tgedhr. Ih got a new carricary, Marye*S uhisyted Frecj, and wee met at the junction for tu arriqfe back tgedhr.
. Crow h``been at Frecj's abode. LD got Susan's numbr from her jabber-port dhen uzed mine tu doo the cawal 8*31 sorted in 3m17. Ih got cat-thiññs tgedhr; LD got her tharfes tgedhr in a sewt-kahse un:expected:ly kwyke:ly. And soon wee trooped tu Susan's abode; ih carryhed the cat-thiññs, Marye*S carryhed the sewt-kahse, and LD carryhed Dud:leyh.
. NK r`up @8*45 breef descriptujon 2m48. mc 8*02.
. Marye*S soon goy hoam. Dud:leyh graoled at Elqfis, and Elqfis replyghed in kind. Susan's land-lord yz cymyng tm @9 or soe, soe dis:appeerance yz necessary.
. Enter Sookí wiqf her dog Angel; Angel barked at mee till wee awal got in-side. Dud:leyh graoled at Angel, and Angel barked at him. Dud:leyh perched him:self on LD`s shoulders such `t LD seemed tu be wearyng a hat like a cat. Sookí offered tu put up LD, and soe wee took the gear & the cat tu Sookí's abode. Iwz dhere gn4.
. SM tu Marye*S @4¢35 LD got an alternate offer of accommodation, soe d``z noe need for a wake-up cawal[]
—•••—2010`z`10F NK r`up @3¿32 7m20 euhents of LN; LD came tu the winndow and suddenly ih hahd 2 conuhersations at wunce; NK figured `t shee shuld leaqf it for later. LD propozed `t wee goe tu l`room bcoz tyz warmer. Sheewz surprized `t l`room yz actuhal:y warm. Goof^Bawal.
. Tu Select Shop. HC r`up @6*01 bt tu goe tu Big:Muck NHG 19s. Tu BigMuck NHG. ES yz a lygh mysheen "The Duchess of Corn:wawal was attacked thru an open car winndow …" HC goy tu a ??. Gordon MJ came tu the table. Alex Battle-Ship yz dead, ih thynk azz of Moonog.
. NK r`up @11** 1^45m30 shee hahd dinner wiqf Modi; heez a bore; madhel of the stock; anarkhye & royals - chuckyng eggs at em yz jusst silly; FaceBook - Zucker:Berg was success:ful bcoz hee hahd access tu the face:books of Harqfard.
—•••—2010`z`11R rQT2. Tu l`room for tu charrj the BBD. Ih telephoned LD @2¿22 NR. Ih telephoned MaryeS @2¿30 ,,29s.
. LD r`up @3¿10 14m59 Damian shuld be in Pad^gn Station @3 soe wee can expect tu commence the job @4; if MaryeS saw the siñns 6 weeks afore flippation dhen tyz rum `t shee dydnt nip it in the bud; ih twigged `t the clacjm of fore:cnollej yz false - MaryeS puffed her:self up; MaryeS duzz lent;
; Dud:leyh yz semi at hoam in the apart:ment but aloof from Angel.
. NK r`up @4¿34 13m03 shee hahd dinner wiqf Charles & Gordon`Cn; Gordon`Cn hazz mental trubbl, and NK was feelyng worn aot; noe action on f4hs8 soe far; NK felt like teeqx.
. PigWit came in and hoatf `t the catholic church h`taken aot Republican SinnFein. Ih examyned the delusion. Hee seddf Hao can the programme goe in:tu action awtomatic:ly? Um tyz an awtomatic programme. PigWit aasked hao tu defend him:self gt such delusion: fyrst be aware of delusion. Hee dydnt stecj loññg enuhhf tu get the full ansyr.
. LD r`up @6*13 9m43 Noe utterance from MaryeS; bucj thiññs for Crow. After another dose of PigWit, ih goy tu the shop behind the f`station for tu get thiññs for Crow. Dhen tu the luny-bin. Fuck, ih got the time wroñ: the end of open time yz HP8. LD r`up @11*06 37s short of speechotext soe ime cawalyng her after MN. PigWit r`up @10*24 yg.
. Tu G^Munch: jusst in time. LD r`up @MN32 10m14, and ih letf the jabber-port hriññ a:wecj bcoz LD was short of speechotext. Ih telephoned LD @MN35 hao thiññs are: wobble:ful in `t ih missed the bin; set an alarm; not bcoz ih dydnt cnow the time of dacj, bcoz ih dydnt cnow what time dhey cloze it; haps dhey make it up azz dhey goe a:loññg; LD yz sure of it - dhey are a bunch of weak yn:signifycant ppl hoo want puwwr;
; what ih bawt: baccy_ fag-paper_ choccy; LD h`tu fech jacket_ jumpog & socks; where get em?; from hyz flat; ih aasked w`r Crow h`giqfqfen the keeqx: hee gaqfe mee the keeqx; ih: and weer in business, wee don't need St:Marye or Damian ; it seemeth LD missed it; ih seddf Riht, weer goeyng dhere tm; eeqfniññ bcoz LD duzznt want tu be seen on the wecj; MaryeS can fuck her:self [pauz] and Damian nao `t heez dhere; agree:ment; hmm ime talkyng like a fey:ry; LD seddf Like an obsessed fey:ry;; LD h``tu get off telephone bcoz shee hahd a bath at the redy.
. PigWit r`up @MN56 yg. SM MN28¢59 Pls cawal mee [later on azz] ime wacjtyng tu get in the bath X[] Ih gess the signal got losst in traffyke-noize. PigWit @3¢02.

2010`z`12S A cawal from NK ih kud h`dun sinj 11¿30 1m58 What happened, accaont of LN; Are yw her riht-hand man?; Life's a hen; Cjea well yw can fuck off.
. LD r`up @MD48 7s. Ih cawaled her @MD49 34m14 shee felt s`what crud, poss flare of colitis; LN the bath goy tepid, and shee hahd noe hot water for her heyr. LD pulsed mee @2¿53, and ih telephoned her @2¿55 30m10 sheewz still p`well ynert.
. Tu l`room for coffee. Rushshans. Tu the bin. Crow was pleased wi the smoke-stuff. Hee hahd a bunch of requhests: Compact Discs, 9 of; BRMC 1^` album; hyz bommer jacket; swich off the boiller. Ih telephoned LD @6*11 report, practical stuff 5m51.
. Tu P`Land; ih got dhere in time tu see a staffak lockyng the shop. Ih kiked Libertinesque. Dhen tu l`room for coffee. LD r`up @8*39 3m52 sheewz after uhisytyng Crow and was bt tu goe tu the shop on Chest&Bum Road; soe ih parked m`self at the corner `t wee meet up, and in a mnt weewz tgedhr. Wee walked tu the shop. Ih spoke of the ****** in mygh cychen. LD headed hoam:ward bcoz sheewz soe tired.
. Ih got a trundle tu Pad^gn and walked tu Craw:frd Place. Ih telephoned NK @10*18 8m07 Yz it oqfer, and what tu doo; Ih took thiññs tu Crow dhen attempted a bit of shoppance; NK picked up `t ih uhisyted Crow; heez in the room next tu the room Charles was in ; NK was sewtably surprized;
; current location … ih h`nt seen a1 in the West End; NK s``t tyz Bob yz ill;; iwz close but must not shew up for a stoind azz ^`was a cychen planner in the cychen.
. Ih goy tu Pret: noe1 dhere. Ih hahd a tosted sammwyj at sume exorbytant price nu 3bP80. Ih uhewed the time: 11*11. Ih lookked in the winndows of Dorothye Perkins and Ann Summers. Ih uhewed the time: 11*22! Ih lookked in the winndow of [?? MaryeFecjr] in Craw:frd Street. Iwz in Mel:km Street @MN18. When ih reached 7CGG, the cychen planner was still dhere, and ih h``tu haññ aot in Charles's room. Prezznt:ly NK chatted a:wecj azz if shee neqfr ínsulted a1.
—•••—2010`z`13M Ih got up bcoz mygh throte was soar. Semtex arriqfed @HP9 , and short:ly got tu wyrk on the baabuh form. NK & Semtex goy tu BHC @11¿07. Charles goy tu church @11¿44.
. NK came back on dhen ih cawaled MdMcDd: on the other line. Hee telephoned mee @MD46 yn:con 1m31. Temporary # 5193`1848SLEQYFZ.
. SM tu LD @1¿45 Compacx Discs tu take tu Crow: Motyr:Head (2), Fun L C`r, ACDC (3), KraftWerk (2), Liszt uholume_4. BRMC fyrst album (a Red Hand on it). And swich the boiller off!
. Damian r`up @2¿39 4m17 not able tu get hold of LD; hee hahd 20tu30 bags of LD`s thiññs and needed tu park em afore cawalyng the land-lord. The cleaner. Ih telephoned MaryeS @4** in the flat 1m47. Tu the flat. Damian soon came up the steps, and we settf bt the job. Ih telephoned LD @4¿30 Busyh, which ih gadher yz code-speak for engajed.
. LD`s thiññs wr dun up in a heap of bags 3^^^ loññg. Wee bore em tu 38B; wee dyde it in 8 trips; it took 4sd. MaryeS r`up @5¿13 d`g the 2^`trip 28s. mc NK 6*47 51 59 & 7*22. SM tu MaryeS @8*40 Job dun. Oy what a job![] Damian & ih dyde teeqx & tost. SM tu NK @10*05 Ime on the wecj back.[]
. LD r`up @MN01 8m37 ih aasked LD where shee was td, and ih clarifyghf it bie s``t sheewz meant tu be in Crow's flat wiqf Damian; shee aasked hao ih cnew `t shee wasnt dhere: Damian r`up; LD`s jabber-port dydnt regystre mygh cawal but shewed sume mc:s;
; Damian bagged it awal; Yz Damian angry wi mee?; noe; The next part of the job yz shifft it; Duzz hee want … tm?; alredy gonn; at hygh pich & hygh uholume Where _yz_ it?!; In the ice-box; Duzz Damian want oof for the taxi?; ih told LD hao the shnizzle got tu the ice-box;; shee h`tu get off telephone bcoz Susan was wyrked up apparent:ly at Sookí.
. LD r`up @1¢12 7m46 clarifycation of lasst cawal; Susan was NL in the BG; bie contrast, Dud:leyh was euhident dhen Sookí wanted tu goe tu bed.
—•••—2010`z`14T PigWit r`up @10:== & 40 yg. NK goy tu BHC. Ih felt crud soe ih took willow-extract. Semtex arriqfed soon after:ward. Heewz surprized `t NK goy dhere sinj him; ih wasnt surprized. Semtex dydnt stecj loññg. NK came back ymb lunch-time , and soon started getyng redy tu goe aot eeqfn tu Cl+'s.
. Ih configured the iPhone. SM from LD 4PM18¢59 Barney pls cud ih boryw sume =oof from =dhee? urgent X[]
. NK r`up @7*15 13m44 sheez in need of a letter tu BFB much like the preuhi letter; soe much like it `t shee dydnt take in `t the numbr yz the same plus /00; shee bichched `t shee h``tu repete her:self; destination detecjls: same; when shee absorbed `t the numbr yz the same plus /00, ih bichched `t ih h``tu repete m`self. Shee r`up @7*30 and was gonn in 2s; ih gess wroñ numbr. Curiös: QP dhen HP.
. SM from LD 9PM21¢40 Dear Barney, Thank**** for beyng soe luqf:ly. Crow telleth mee [`t] Marye & Damian thynk a lot of =dhee & secj [`t] dha h`been great. Thank**** Darliññ gnome. X[]
SM tu LD @9*55 Dear Stripy, Thank dhee for beyng soe luqf:ly! Ime dew back tm soe ih can fech cash tu xf Gardens Pin:Stripe[] >_10PM01¢54 Oh sweet Barney, luqf =dhee loads X[]
. Charles turned in yrly. NK got back ymb MN. Shee bichchaassed the porter summnk horryble. PigWit @MN55 yg. Talkance: Judy Garland and MJJ - boath ran on drugs.
. LD r`up @2¢44 27m14 shee got 150bPd from the bank, which yz much moar `n shee expected; Angel holp him:self tu Dud:leyh's food, and Dud:leyh uhewed him wiqf a look of surprize & dis:macj; comparyson of Dud:leyh & Tom; the death of Tom - LD h``tu get it off her chest, and ime the appropriate receptacle;
; what ime g`tu doo wi the *L* "anyh plans?"; it yznt enuhhf oof for plans; 3¢09 time tu get tu sleep.
—•••—2010`z`15W NK woke up feelyng crud. Her temperature was 102, daon tu 100 bie lunch-time. Ih mere:ly dydnt want tu get up. Charles brawt a mug of coffee, soe ih got from super-flop tu semi redy in half a stoind. Wee made a fresh letter tu BFB in-stead of the 2 letters. Ih left @2¿37.
. Italian Coffee Co: fedhr pasta. Dhey don't doo spaggog. Tu the shop for electric cells for the razyr bcoz ih wasnt awake enuhhf tu charrj cells. Select Shop for supper. On the wecj back, PigWit; hee told the minister (? in WBG) bt (?) Irish intellygence, and the minister aasked him w`r heez on pills. PigWit was like Dhatts mygh business. Dhen PigWit aasked the minister w`r heez on pills: cjes, Fenergan. Soe PigWit was off tu Zbryz for Fenergan.
. SM tu LD @11*36 Darliññ Feyry, ime goeyng tu sleep soon fyrst swichchyng off the jabber-port sodht PigWit duzznt wake mee. Soe if dha want tu talk wiqf mee, rhiññ up afore MN. x[] Ih swichched off the BBD @QPMN.
. Ih swichched on the BBD @2¢50 , and dydnt cnow what ih wanted it for. SM from LD 2AM50¢18 Dear Barney, pls let mee cnow when =dha_yz back in Confusion Sq. Ih need =dhee tu help mee find mygh hand bags where mygh bank bnook yz. Ih need it quhite urgent:ly[] Soe ih telephoned LD @2¢55 noe connexion.
—•••—2010`z`16H MdMcDd raozed mee from deep sleep @QTMD bie hyz reckonance. NK r`up @MD44 2m02 sheez fed up wi the lack of hot water , and needed a letter tu rectifygh it; soe 1 wecj or the other ime dhere tm; d`was a cawal tu the mobile numbr. Qxgenn @MD54 10m05 w`r a1 at •*• kud write a sewtable letter; Saw:brydg refuseth tu goe dhere; a lengthyqx accaont of Saw:brydg's interest & dis:interest; ih h``tu get off telephone.
. When NK r`up, iwz holdyng a cannog of RockStar E`D. After the cawal, ih lookked at it: driññk it or ploññk it for later? Ih figured `t iwz holdyng it bcoz ih wanted tu driññk it, soe ih goy tu l`room dhere tu driññk it. MdMcDd came aot of the secret chambr, and chat took place.
. Loe Lydia soe ih goy in:tu `The Percy`. The magic yz gonn. Wee wr brawt tgedhr td in a curiös manner: Lydia got tu `The Percy` @3 for wyrk dhen faond `t wyrk began @6. Ih s``t summnk yz wroñ wi her , and aasked her what. Ansyr: Ih haqf problems in life. Shee leaqfyng `The Percy` on Bx Dacj, apparent:ly bcoz ^`z bummer:ness.
. The 436 stopped on Buck^gm Plc Road, and for a moment ih dydnt cnow where ih was. Odd `t the stop became un:famyliar thru dihuhersion for less `n a cjear. Ih telephoned LD @5¿43 5m39 meet in the haose when ime back from *****tt*.
. Ih telephoned LD @11*59 3m56 shee wasnt up tu it azz the place was soe cold and nao was MN; ih propozed tu fech sume cash tu her forth:wi acceptance of offer. Soe ih took 200bPd tu her. D`was talk bt Freemason:ry (LD recjzed it!), bt which Sookí cnoweth less `n jack shit. Iwz dhere till 1¢16.
—•••—2010`z`17F 5t2. Snow - a narrow skweak for :^:SG```ThShRD! Loe MdMcDd shifftyng snow wi the rubboggen blade. Dhen hee applyghed salt. Ih goy (::) for mygh RK. on mygh return, MdMcDd was gonn. Ih goy tu the paper-rig for tu doo the water job, and Cris^M turned mee a:wecj on the graond `t heewz on hyz own - what an ínsult! Ih walked a:wecj wyrd:less:ly; WTF kud 1 secj tu dhatt?!
. Loe MdMcDd aot of the secret chambr, and wee goy tu the paper-rig. Thames Water PLC wr un:able tu take mygh cawal. Back tu l`room; the jurnyh tu Lebonia driffted tu the end of the dacj. NK r`up @4¿38 cF 54s What happened LN?: back real late (ih dydnt menj `t iwz at LD`s abode); dhen snow td; the cleaner yz dhere till 7.
. MdMcDd came tu l`room short:ly after 5, and the job was dun bie QP5. Another dose of coffee. Ih telephoned Sarah Abi W @HP5 NR. Ih wanted tu goe tu P`Land but came oqfer sleepyqx.
. PigWit came in , and talked a load of shit bt Cj*F. Ih telephoned Cuqfalwen @7*10 cF. PigWit came in wiqf ~Rad Com~ the paper of the Radio S° bcoz ^`z an artykl on S`F`B`Morse & hyz code. Ih reddf the artykl: not much good - it seem tu be a recent dis:kuqferye tu the authyr `t Morse code yz not random.
. After another load of PigWit, ih got redy tu goe tu Lebonia. Soon ih felt cold, and ih realized `t if ih dyde the jurnyh, iwd be in coldocrud bie the time ih got dhere. Ih telephoned NK @9** cF. Soe ín:form her bie SMS. LD r`up @9*22 bf 7m43 sheewz up:set on Thunrog, … w`r ih notyced it; fuck cjea, spent a stoind in the garden wunderyng WTF it be bt; LD kudnt talk free:ly, and dhis much only bcoz sheewz in the bath-room.
—•••—2010`z`18R MD44. Seeriös snow, but ,on examynation, only 2`` deep. Ih cleared the wecj tu l`room dhen goy tu l`room; charrjance, coffee. SM from LD 2PM03¢53 Acjr time h`run aot X[] 2PM04¢32 Pls cawal mee back X[] Well, charrjance & coffee fyrst. Ih shiffted snow; dhis m``n fylled the time. Adama thanked mee for clearyng the steps. NF`Neck seddf D``z moar on thh wecj soe it's a bit futile.
. Ih telephoned NK @6*10 ,,43s. Ih telephoned LD @6*15 cF 5 times.
. Ih telephoned 99LG @6*30 cF 13s. @31 crashshed in the middle. Hee cawaled mee @33 heewz at mum's graqfe … cF 2m41. Qxgenn @36 16m40 ^`was paper flewwrs & a wuden cross; mis:take or Lo^Ord; it kudnt be a mis:take azz the name yz clear:ly shewn; per:haps the graond's man ploññked the cross; per:haps the graond's man ploññked the paper flewwrs;
; test cricket : ^`z 3 posses 1\ Wee wun 2\ It was a draw 3\ England losst; HotSpur u~ AC Milano; `t ih uzed tu be a Chel^ fan; ^` yz noe Chel^ FC, ^`z Abramoqfich United occupyghyng the graond; Red:Cnapp was hauled in on suspycion of tax fiddle; Red:Cnapp was arrested bcoz hee talketh like Del:boy "and if yw talk like Del:boy yw get arrested";
Pater h`neqfr seen OF&H; Dd Jacobs made a poor job of SewwthLandan yw cnow woqk ih mean; comparyson wi EastEnders; Piper can't tell SewwthLandan from Cocknyh , and can't doo Cocknyh; Nicola Bryghant's accent rangjf from California tu NY wiqf trips tu Shepherd's Bush;; Pater hahd tu get off telephone azz the corridor yz cold.
. NK r`up @7*40 1^17m20 shee bichchaassed mee summnk horrybl `t ih wasnt dhere, which came azz a surprize - ^`was soe much snow `t ih thawt sheewd cnow whygh ih wasnt dhere; a shit-load of uherbiyj bt yn:adequhacy, of which shee patent:ly hazz noe en:standyth; "aot of mygh kontroqxl" not summnk ih seddf - if alfnk yz at of 1's kontroqxl 1 duzznt leaqf the mental hoam; if it wr dhatt urgent sheewd h`offered the taxi fare;
; hao tu doo stuff on iPhone : log in:tu o2_ ín:crease uholume of rhiññance;; NK desired mygh prezznce tn, and dhis time shee offered tu pacj for a taxi soe cjea.
. D`was noe taxies in LBG. Ih walked tu the station, and it was open. D`was snow on the tracks but not on the recjls; ih gess dhey clozed the system in the middle of the dacj for tu clear the recjls. The trundle came in a mnt. D`was noe taxies for hyghr in Pad^gn dhoe sume in use soe ih walked tu:ward EdgeWare Road. Ih saw a taxi for hyghr trass the road from the postostow, and in 2s s1 hecjled it. Ih saw the next 1 when iwz at 33 Craw:frd Street; bie dhis time, it was point:less. D`wasnt much snow in dheez streets, and Baker Street was clear.
. LD r`up @1¢46 36m24 soe cold ih took mygh RK off , and got in:tu bed; LD slept in her white kote; synthetic fur;; on Thunrog shee oqfer-heard Susan & Sookí dissyng her hennce the sullen:ness; dhey h``been at booze awal dacj; soe the talkance wasnt necessary:ly dun bie dhem; booze & drugs open paths of the mind tu dojjyqx material;
; td LD stroaked Angel dhen sudden:ly Dud:leyh whacked her on the head wiqf claws aot - not dhatt pecjn:ful but a shohhk; Dud:leyh regardeth stroakyng a dog azz like shaggyng a ******.

2010`z`19S HPMD. The porter yz a shit. Dhis thawt h`tu be conuhecjed elegant:ly. NK cancelled her ordyr for a cychen. Munnths a:goe, ih pointed aot `t the skheme yz point:less; don't cnow whygh shee dredged it up.
. SM from LD 4PM07:48 Dear Barney[,] iwz on the stecjrs talkyng tu Crow wiqf the laonj doör shut. After the cawal[,] iwz lookkyng at mygh cawal records & oqfer:heard sukey 000secjyng tu Susan `t000 Laara neqfr goze aot & sleeps awal dacj. The tone was drunken & cattyqx. Iwz haqfqfyng an offish dacj[,] & dhatt real:y up:set mee dear gnome[]
5PM14:52 In mygh defense[,] ime on 40mg of citalopram a dacj & 2mg of lorazepam (a stroññg tranquhillizer) iqfe hahd disturbed sleep sinnce 000i've been000 here (wakyng too yrly & fawalyng back to sleep) the stress of the situhation makes =ih [feel] tired, not tu =menj the hauntinngs ! Feck sake Barnes ime =cjeeldyng £100 a wk for a quhite tattyqx room?![]
. Tu FaceBook. Ih contacted Clazza ^`on. Tu LJ. Maia^G dis:appeered fm mygh profile pagj. Ih wrote her in the address strip, and shee appeered azz Topf. Ih telephoned LD @1¢¢ NR.
. LD r`up @1¢55 31m10 and ih dydnt get tu it in time. Ih telephoned LD @2¢¢ s1 was dubl-glazyng the room soe LD h`tu get off telephone 51s. LD cawaled back @2¢02 31m10 Nick frennd of Sooki d`tu leaqf the dubl-glazyng till tm; Dud:leyh h`gotten bolder eeqfn recjzyng a hand near Angel dhoe not startyng fyght; heez beyng a bugger;;
Dud:leyh liketh Sooki bcoz shee hazz a feminine uhocjce; where:azz dha hazz a uhocjce like a bodyh-billder?; or a Rushan shot putter; dhen ih got it: where:azz LD hazz an ethereal uhocjce; Norma Jean hahd an ethereal uhocjce , and lowered it bcoz if an hazz an ethereal uhocjce an duzznt get taken seeriö; ih re:cawaled `t LD's was lower after a baot of beyng Holyh Golyghtly.
—•••—2010`z`20M Ih left gn3. SM tu NK @3*50 Charlotte Reid on EdgeWare Road near Praed Street yz clozyng daon. D`are trollyhs hand-bags &c at half price.[] _>3PM51¢24 Iwd like a nice trollyh good solid wune.[] <_4** better="better" get="get" dhere="dhere" kwyke="kwyke" -="-" tyz="tyz" alredy="alredy" half="half" empty[]="empty[]">_4PM02¢54 Mygh cleaner yz heer. Can =dha please pick up a nice quhalityh trollyh for mee and take it back wiqf =dhee tu confusion haose. Ih will reimburse =dhee and pick it up later[] <_???? ime="Ime" alredy="alredy" in="in" north="North" kens^gn.="Kens^gn." goe="Goe" dhere="dhere" tm="tm" -="-" dhere="dhere" will="will" probably="probably" be="be" sume="sume" left[]="left[]" .="." d`was="D`was" nr="NR" soe="soe" ih="ih" telephoned="telephoned" ld="LD" 6*41="6*41" 12m34="12m34" sheewz="sheewz" wiqf="wiqf" crow;="Crow;" ih="ih" remarked="remarked" a="a" shop,="shop," and="and" ld="LD" realized="realized" `t="`t" shee="shee" needed="needed" brandy="brandy" &="&" cola="cola" and="and" `t="`t" crow="Crow" needed="needed" tobacco="tobacco" soe="soe" dhatts="dhatts" what="what" ih="ih" bawt;="bawt;" crow="Crow" specifyghed="specifyghed" drum;="Drum;" ld="LD" got="got" off="off" telephone="telephone" bcoz="bcoz" crow="Crow" was="was" feelyng="feelyng" crud.="crud." .="." Íncydent="ÍNCYDENT" sume="sume" staffak="staffak" jabbered="jabbered" ynanityh="ynanityh" at="at" mee="mee" azz="azz" yn:coherently="yn:coherently" azz="azz" a="a" psykhotic="psykhotic" soe="soe" ih="ih" attempted="attempted" tu="tu" shake="shake" the="the" bich="bich" off.="off." at="at" the="the" doör="doör" of="of" the="the" quhicjet="quhicjet" room,="room," the="the" bich="bich" plunjed="plunjed" a="a" hand="hand" in:tu="in:tu" the="the" c`bag="c`bag" ,="," pulled="pulled" aot="aot" a="a" bottle="bottle" of="of" brandy="brandy" ,="," and="and" pronaonced="pronaonced" a="a" rule="rule" gt="gt" booze;="booze;" ywl="Ywl" get="get" it="it" back="back" ?="?" on="on" the="the" wecj="wecj" aot.="aot." ih:="Ih:" whygh="Whygh" dydnt="dydnt" yw="yw" secj="secj" dhatt="dhatt" in="in" the="the" fyrst="fyrst" place?="place?" back="back" tu="tu" yn:coherence.="yn:coherence." ih="ih" left="left" it="it" at="at" dhatt="dhatt" ,="," and="and" got="got" on="on" wi="wi" the="the" uhisyt.="uhisyt." another=" Another" staffak="staffak" bargjf="bargjf" in:tu="in:tu" the="the" room="room" ,="," and="and" seddf="seddf" are="Are" yw="yw" the="the" 1="1" hoo="hoo" brawt="brawt" alcohol?="alcohol?" ih="ih" started="started" tu="tu" ansyr="ansyr" the="the" q`n,="q`n," and="and" iwz="iwz" shot="shot" daon="daon" in="in" flames.="flames." yw="yw" can't="can't" ordyr="ordyr" mee="mee" bt="bt" in="in" heer.="heer." owe="Owe" cjes="cjes" ih="ih" bluddyqx="bluddyqx" can="can" if="if" yw`r="yw`r" neglectyng="neglectyng" a="a" patient.="patient." ih="ih" will="will" h`tu="h`tu" consider="consider" formal="formal" complacjnt.="complacjnt." yw="yw" seem="seem" tu="tu" be="be" getyng="getyng" aggressyf.="aggressyf." …="…" ime="Ime" standyng="standyng" still.="still." if="if" yw="yw" don't="don't" leaqf,="leaqf," ime="Ime" cawalyng="cawalyng" the="the" mnr;="mnr;" ih="ih" want="want" tu="tu" speak="speak" tu="tu" the="the" mnr.="mnr." leaqf.="leaqf." ih="ih" want="want" tu="tu" speak="speak" tu="tu" the="the" mnr.="mnr." the="the" hitler="Hitler" yznt="yznt" on="on" the="the" picture-bord.="picture-bord." sheez="Sheez" the="the" senior="senior" liaison.="liaison." </Íncydent="</ÍNCYDENT">
. LD came aot 7mnt later. Wee parked aor:selfz in l`room tu get warm, half ín:tendyng tu goe tu GoofBawal. LD draññk brandy, and felt better for it. Prezznt:ly wee goy in:tu the ice-box. LD was astonyshed at the magnitude of the heap. It swifft:ly became obuhi `t wee kudnt doo the job tn but ,jusst the same, LD examyned 2 sack-loads.
. Nu q`mnt after LD ^`t dhis was the time tu get s taxi tu Essex Street (9*20, jusst bt wyrth it) PigWit ínuhited us in:tu hyz abode, and LD accepted the ínuhitation. PigWit offered brandy; haps dhatts what dyde it. PigWit ínuhited us tu watch a flick, and LD seddf Weer goeyng tu a partyh (= bash:ment). Dhis was 10*02 soe ^`was noe point in settyng aot.
. D`was diffycultyh wi lockyng the doör of the ice-box. Ih thawt ih h``muddled keeqxs dhen establyshk `t ih hahd the riht keeqx - it must be interference. LD dydnt fancy Sahi's Cychen, and ^`was zip ellse soe wee goy tu the shop on Chest & Bum Road. Ih cawt her when ,azz ih expected, shee losst her foottyth. D`wasnt much in the shop, and LD ended up haqfqfyng cheez for dinner. Ih walked her hoam. Ih cawt her when azz ih foretold shee losst her foottyth qxgenn.
. The messyj ih ín:tended tu send: Sacred Cheez be in full swiññ dhis Brumal niht. Cheez Cheer tu awal hoo arnt prezznt.[]
—•••—2010`z`21T Wee goy tu Primark, ih walked dhidhdher, NK borded a TJ later on.
. Ih telephoned LD @4¿50 22m42 shee cancelled the appoint:ment; tyz nao set for 2011`1`30;
; Sookí yz a photographer - shee kud ekwype NK wi a set of good pictures;
; natter bt shops; Crow yz in need of warm cloathes.
. SM from NK 5PM14¢01 =Ime up: in Primark[] NK r`up @5¿32 tu the escalator 23s. Shee lookked raond on the G`F dhen dis:appeered behind a mass of ppl. Shee rup @5¿47 at the doör beside Pizzog Express 31s.
. On the wecj back, ih saw Ro:bert Dyghas's shop. 2 lamps of 7 dicjodes for 6bPd; a lamp of 72 dicjodes 9bP99; a 2000mAh carricary for dubl_A cells 12bP95. Iwz sleepyqx when Ih got back soe the MW mj was real late.
. HC r`up @8*47 3m04 hyz interest waned tu non-exystence when hee heard `t ih wasnt near:bie. D`was a bit moar lettererye dhen relatyf peace
—•••—2010`z`22W A natural dhoe late start tu the daįe. Current:ly Charles yz in:tu Barry Manilow, so hee hahd a go at siññyng ~Lola the Show-Gyrl~. Ih mimyred r` half of it from nygh 30◊ qxgo.
. Charles took a load tu a recycle-bin and crust tu the lake. Hee came back wiqf a tree, which hee got at 10% dis:caont. NK aasked mee tu kwyke:ly look for the striññ of lyghts on the balconye; kwyke:ly bcoz ih h``tu get aot soon. The striññ of lyghts was not tu uhew azz ^`was too much on the balconye. NK freaked aot at dhis report , and accuzed mee of not wantyng "tu du any wyrk". Ih feched prinnt:ment of the 2 letters, and NK pronaonced dhem fuckan shit. Ih seddf Ih haqfqf a cleaner tu aqfoid. Wiqf dhatt, ih shogged off.
. Tu Pret on Baker Street. It seemeth tu be a good uhenugh. Ih steįed loññger an ih meant tu - @4 ih got redy tu shog off azz iwz meant tu meet LD @5.
. Ih chatted tu Arran dhen goy tu CroakFold. MdMcDd came tu the dowwr. Heewz applyghyng salt. Coffee dhen tu 2A*109xfG.
. LD aasked a fahuor: get brandy_ qfodka_ fags & mineral water from the shop. Easy fahuor, ih got biscujts & cychen-taoel while iwz at it.
. A flick came on tely: ~The Öthyrs~ starryng Kid:man. Iwz so engrowsed in it ih for:got `t Uggly Betty was on at the same time. Sookí accepted a dinner ínuhitation shee dydnt feel like , and took oqfer an ewwr oqfer goyng dhere. After the flick, Susan was sleepy so shee strechched aot on the sofa. Dhen @11*28 LD hoatf `t sheewz goyng tu sleep soon, and dhatt was the end of dhatt.
. The mid-wintyr messyj ::
Merry Mid-Wintyr! If tyz poss tu be merry wiqf dhis brrr stuff. What`r so soon, Heyl Holda![]
And dhen mi speechotext ran aot.

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