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2021^^^1W SM from LandEarth _1¡52 S1 gaqfe mee 6 loaqfs of bread but ;;z hard:ly any swans in each direction % Also mi glasses are steamyng up, can't see shit which yz odd % Plus the moor:hens are runnyng a:wecj from the food bcoz dhey haqfqf peeqx brecjns[]
. SM from Luke the Iti _1¡53 Hoo are yw?[] Dhatts the sort of messyj `t h`tu be ansyred, so ih compozed an ansyr , and sent it 3¡07 
Hoo am ih? Hoo fuckyng well am ih? Hey wize guy, wee swopped fuckyng numbres in the back cock-suckyng möthyr-fuckyng garden. Porca Madonna! Pork on a bicycle! Holy pork of the duke of York! Yw chickenyng aot or some crazy crap? Hey pal, yw don't chicken aot, kpeesh? Oh cjea, the origynal point: Merie Cold Time![]
 Luke r`up 3¡11 41m37 hee hahd no recollection of swoppyng numbres;; what real:y happened wiqf Lorna: shee real:y yznt dhatt good of a cleaner; shee uzed the same cloth tu clean the excric and the cychen; second time, and Luke s``t an`r in:stance wud be poo:can-wyrthy; thyrd time - Luke yz a sofftie, no cannation took place; fourth time (shee dyde it 4 times?!) tu Luke's releef, the Portish cleaner came back; Luke offered a stoind a week, which saondheth generös in the circum:stance; the Portish cleaner goy back dhere tu look after her husband after a stroak not ,azz ih suppozed, for the sake of it;; the time was close tu 4, so ih h``tu shog off.
. Azz ih at least half expected, Sophie dydnt shew up. It was at least azz much releef azz annoyance. The place was cold not bitter, so ih dydnt mind beyng aot:side. Binnie, dhis time not moody. LandEarth turned up. Wee walked ty the hop-spot dhen hee goy hoam.
. Ih got EB dhen went ty The Tree. Niññni came aot real kwyke bcoz ;;was a time-factor. When shee got in, the connexion gaqfe up; iwz half a mynyt behind her. Ih kudnt get any site. Prezznt:ly ih aasked balance: nil.
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—•••—2021`2`16T Ih got a bag redy, and goy tu Fluence. It was shut. Ih hahd the bag so ih goy tu Chest&Bum Road. 71bP?28.
—•••—2021`2`17W Tu Fluence. It was open, and ih walked in , and cawaled aot. Abigacjl seddf Weer not open [for business]. Wns qxgenn, tyz open real soon. So what nao?: Red Planet_ Ritto_ G^Munch.
. Ih dydnt feel like wacjtyng for Red Planet in the cold. Tu Ritto: no1 ih cnow on duty. Ih huññ araond a loññg while. BrushTop (1 of the 3) got off a TJ, but 5mnt later, shee wasnt at the kaonter so ih d`tu go tu Red Planet. D`was a maskard blockyng the space. Ih huññ araond aot:side nu 10m dhen got fed up; back tu Ritto. BrushTop was dhere, and ih got dinner.
—•••—2021`2`18H The BBD was quite un:charrjed - time tu get a new carricary; and a new carricary for the iPhone sinnce Niññni talked bt it so much LN. Tu wasDub. A carricary for BBD 5P; for iPhone: nöne in stock - tm.
. Fluence was open. Ih bawt soap. Ih seddf D` h`been 2 false starts. James declared `t ;;will be no moar false starts - hee seddf Ime committed tu it nao.
. Tu The Tree. Niññni popped aot , and was like in a mynyt. Shee popped aot qxgenn , and s``t her appeerance for real was imminent. And sheewz wiqf mee wi:in 10s. EB sfw.
. Ih connected the BBD tu the JS. No jocj! Crap, the in:let yz busted! Ih deplocjed the charrj-pod from cjears qxgo: functional, whew.
—•••—2021`2`19F Ih dyde scribalry awal dacj. Tu The Tree ymb HP6; sfw.
—***—2021`2`20R Tu Fluence. Furnyture consysted of the platform raond the corner; shite up:on the rule-makers. Hot cheez-&-tomato sammwyj. Summng was missinng; ih considered it: öncjn. So hot cheez-tomato-&-öncjn sammwyj. LandEarth shewed up. Short:ly ih hahd an`r sammwyj, and hee dyde like:wize.

2021`2`21S PigWit noized the ww, and short:ly (like at top speed) ih goy aot dhere. The uzual talk of dinner. Wee walked thru the gate , and turned left. PigWit wanted `t LandEarth get the "dash:bord" off the notLenoqfoNotDellFuckWhat computer. Wee walked tu the bench, and PigWit saw LandEarth ;;on. Also prezznt Burke & a brecjn:fecjl; tu the left was a smawal kraod of no:use:niks; ih thynk ih cawt siht of Lawlyr. An`r brecjnfecjl sawt fag, and the fyrst brecjnfecjl gaqfr him the remacjn of the fag heewz at, which bi the look of it was a quarter. PigWit ínuited us tu hyz abode for coffee. wz didhdhery, LandEarth dydnt fancie the enuiron, and in r` 3mnt Burke took up the offer.
. LandEarth & ih watched the no:use:niks up close. The nuns are back tu uzyng the 2^ gate from the bench. Wee hahd enuhhf up close , and shiffted tu the east side.
. Lo Binnie walkyng amung the no:use:niks; dhis seemed real yncongruös. Ih cawaled aot tu her, and shee came oqfer tu us. Shee seddf Whats goyng on? Ah so shee wasnt at the rome-den bi dziqxn. Shee h`been sittyng in a park (oh cjea dhatt park, ih h`nt been dhere for cjears) dhen shee headed for ih missed what, and faond her:self amung a bunch of low life. LandEarth explacjnd the settupp. Binnie figured `t tyz a mitzvah dhow shee clear:ly hahd no wyshe tu be part of the settupp.
. Wns the kraod was aot of the cjard, wee got söme free food. Tu the trestlerig. 2 eggs bed for 20mnt. LandEarth reckoned `t the eggs wr from the pryyst's own chickens; dhis duzznt chanj the fact `t the thiññs wr ynedybl. Stew; if a restyronnt bunged aot stew dhatt junk, yw wudnt go back eeqfn if yw dydnt demand a refund. A sugary pastry: it was off. Not so off ih h``tu gyqfe the hoal thiññ tu the brrds, but off enuhhf tu be an effört.
. Tu the shop behind the fiyr-station. Burke ambled tu us. PigWit h`` hoofed him aot azz not wellkm.
—•••—2021`2`22M Fluence was shut. Ih d`tu get a pizzog. Tu StationBlock. Jusst saoth of the church, LandEarth cawaled aot tu mee from the saoth street - chanj of plan. Wee goy tu Ro. Not cjet 6, so no sewtable staff. LandEarth s``t wee kud tri it and see what happened; and if it wr poo, wee wud h`tu liqf wiqf the consequence. Ih checked it nu 4 times dhen CopyrTop was dhere; burger action. L`room till real uage:ly 10. Tu The Tree; sfw.
—•••—2021`2`23T Lo CrRa leaqfyng paper-rig wiqf bags of food and döne up like a robber. Shee seddf Hqxlo. Shee spoke of the food for the takynqx eeqfn bread & suhp, not the uzual M&S stuff.
. Tu Fluence. James h``seen LandEarth "in a wyrld of hyz own". Mushshroom risotto; ih h`t`u perch on the platform qxgen. Dhen a hot sammwyj. S1 remarked `t what iwz bt tu eat lookked good , and aasked w`r ih got it "raond dhere"; in deed, and hee goy in:tu Fluence.
. Ih got hoam sooner an ih expected azz dhey clozed Fluence qp5. Ih came oqfer flop:berg so ih lecj daon. Tu The Tree, and wee got on wi radio-action.
—•••—2021`2`24W Tu DubSite: the supplier kudnt get any CS2. Ih lookked in:tu Fluence dhen goy tu StoreStow. Hee lookked in the box of battogs , and faond a CS2 in half a mynyt; lyftation of mood; 5bPd. Back tu Fluence. Dhey clozed it ymb QT6.
. Tu The Tree. Fred ploññked Niññni at the frönt of the kew, and sheewz aot wi:in a mynyt.
. PigWit noized the winndow , and seddf Emergency. At great yn:conueníence, ih goy dhere. PigWit h``seen a dekko which hee took tu be the fore part of a snuff-flick. So hee cawaled the plod. But only after hee sent the disc tu GlenStawal Abbyh. Yw kudnt make dhis stuff up; at least ih kudnt. Plod wr due hp8.
. Plod shewed up on time, 3 of em. Dhey wr frennd:ly, which was mild:ly surprizinng. Dhey must be the mental unit. PigWit comported him:self excellently, an`r pt surprize. Ih left ymb 5mnt after plod left.
—•••—2021`2`25H Tu Fluence. Binnie soon shewed up. Ih can't be Jewish, ih h`nt set foot in a beit-ha-midrash in oqfer 20`""`.
—•••—2021`2`26F Tu Fluence. Ih hahd an oamlet; a gap was fylled. Prezznt:ly LandEarth rocked in. Dhey clozed it nu QP6. LandEarth & ih headed for the bench. Peter the repeater happened a:loññg , and sat dhere nu 3q`°`. The moon was big & briht. Hao wn can land a rocket-shype on the moon - the jets are g`tu be awal oqfer the place. Ih stecjed aot loññger an was wize. Tu The Tree; sfw.
—***—2021`2`27R Ih brewed coffee , and goy tu the trestle-rig. PigWit rocked up , and ínuited mee tu hyz abode: eeqfniññ. Hee aasked bt the lid of the cup. It came off; ih dydnt haqfqf time tu s``t it was probably a metalle-wyrk project azz hee shuffled a:wecj poss tu get a prescrippjn fadged.
. Tu Fluence. Ih hahd sawsyj-roqxls bcoz dhatts what ;;was.
. Tu PWA. Dugie was dhere, dhatt was it. Dinner was awal riht; PigWit seemeth tu h`learned not tu aask bt it. Ramsha Khan.

2021`2`28S Ih dyde scribalry awal dacj. Tree sfw.
—•••—2021`3`01M Tu Fluence. Lo LJD ekt what uzed tu be BloomSwrrl. In half a mynyt, shee turned in:tu and walked a:loññg Kambrydg Concrete. Cjears qxgo, a bloke Abigacjl cnew got pishshch aot of hyz hedge the niht afore a flyght. Duryng the flyght, hyz aass was sore & ichchy. Prezznt:ly hee took a miryr tu the crap-kubykl , and examíned hyz aass. Hee faond the wyrd Anus tattooed ;;on. Hee hahd no recollection of gettyng it döne.
—•••—2021`3`02T Tu The Tree, and wee got in:tu action. PigWit noized the winndow; ih kudnt be bummed tu budge mi:self. MdMcMd noized the winndow - dhis kud be portant or seeriös so ih goy aot dhere. MdMcMd was cnoccyng off in 5mnt , and felt `t natter was in ordyr.
—•••—2021`3`03W Tu the stationerie. Lo LandEarth, and wee walked tu the stationerie tgedhr. It was shut. Tu Fluence. Tu l`room. Mark Dice offeryng a Canadian gold coyne for $25 , and gettyng no takers.
—•••—2021`3`04H Tu PortPlop. Ih dydnt get far: lo Luke the Iti bt tu turn in:tu Confusion Sq. Hee saw 9 DB karrs ekt the haose 2 weeks qxgo. Hee reckoned `t it was rem class_A drugs. Ih thawt It must be her (still don't cnow her name, don't much care. Awal dhis took ymb a stoind.
. When ih reached the block, the shop was shut. Ih dydnt cnow w`r it h``been open. Hm tu Fluence dhen.
. Lo LandEarth. Heewz bt tu go tu Tesco. Ih got suhp in Fluence; uzual not-in:side shtick. LandEarth was back in 20mnt or so. The robots NL take cash.
Tu l`room. Mark Dice aaskyng Americans which cöntryh Mt Rush:more yz in; 2 new it. Se climate baloney. Ih got thynkyng: wee are headed for a new ice-aje - the Club of Rome told the truth dhatt time. In which case, action tu stop warmance yz dead:ly.
—•••—2021`3`05F Tu the stationerie in proper time. It was shut, so like:ly it h`nt been open dhis cjear. The stawals of Acklam Road wr in action. Most wr so at abomínation of desolation `t ih wudnt approhch em. 1 bunch wr duyng noodles, so ih hahd a box of noodles; 5bPd; tasty.
. Tu Fluence. Lecjla was on duty! The internal trubble got cleared up internal:y. The medicers haqfqf no idea what took place.
. Abigacjl was flustered , and lookked it. Her mödjyr yz ill eeqfn kydny trubbl. James shewed up. Heez after gettyng the uacco , and lookked like death. Ah, 2 sources of flusteration.
. Short:ly LandEarth was dhere. James goy hoam real yrly bcoz hee wasnt up tu beyng use:ful. Abigacjl clozed the joinb ymb xp5. A Sikh lookkinng bloke came in dhen wacjted ekt the heyrerie. At clozance, Lecjla rushshed tu him and hugged him; nuffng resemblyng mysterie goyng on dhere.
. LandEarth & ih walked tu the bench. Ih picked up a smawal booze-bottle bcoz it shud be good azz a winndow-deuice. Wee stood on the blip oppo the hopspot. A big black dog came aot of the corner-haose , and lollaped strecjcjt tu mee. Ih stroaked him and plecjed wi hyz riht ear tu keep him sweet dhen hyz owner cawaled him, and hee got on wi hyz walk.
—***—2021`3`06R Ih dyde scribalry awal dacj. Letter-box: census-form; nujsance; later. Tu PigWit's abode. Ih faond a hydyng-place for the bottle dhen weelded it: cjep, the business. NileBacon was dhere, Dugie was at the back. NileBacon nao reckoneth `t the angels are takyng oqfer in January. Maggie Thachcher and the O:: of the Eastern Star. PigWit turned in ymb 9, and NileBacon was a:wecj ymb QT10. Manhattan Ínstytute; Captolljy; Kant.

2021`3`07S Tu PigWit's abode. NileBacon was fresh:ly arriqfed; Dugie was at the back. Ih folywed a hlynk tu p:Interest. Dhis led mee tu a load of Dàlek pictures; and öthyr DrHoo pictures; and pictures of & rem ~Loct in Space~; in particular Angela Cart:wriht. Un:amaze:ly iwz dhere oqfer:niht.
—•••—2021`3`08M Ih left PigWit's abode ymb 1. Tu Fluence. It was shut, azz ih 2;*5 expected. Iwz didhdhery for quite a while dhen goy tu G^Munch. Tu The Tree, and wee dyde 6`°` of EBS.
—•••—2021`3`09T D`was shine. It wasnt stroññg azz ;;was a haze in the ski or plus like:ly at the bottom of the ski. Coffee; tu the allyh.
. Ih added boath mecjn hats (compozyte and sofft black) tu the wash-load ih assembled on Friggog. Ih dydnt trust the wedhr tu stecj clement, so ih donned the puce hat , and took the load tu the washo.
. Simakani was heftyng crates of tinned food in:tu the secret chambre. It was the biggest load of food ih h`eqfr seen in Confusion Sq - bumper crop! Ih goy back dhere tu see what was goyng on. MdMcMd & Iffo wr nao on the job. Ih copped 12 tins of tomato suhp and 12 tins of spaggle-hoops.
. Back tu l`room. Lo Keqfin bg a bag of shop:ment hoam. e s``t Channel 4 News yz much better an the news on BBC & Yn:.dependent. Ih spoke of lyghs on Channel 4 - eeqfn `t ih check em in liqfe time. Ih dydnt get the opportunyty tu report specifíke lyghs. Keqfin h`taken a shot … Aa probably deacj in December.
. Tu Fluncee. Lo James back tu health. Heewz re:dziñnyng the space at the frönt wiqf a builder. Binnie was in dhere. Abigacjl s``t mi hat lookketh like a dick wiqf a RJ; shee seddf Cjr a dick- head. Hitler TW shewed up , and yghed James's karr; argybargy. FunBeam happened a:loññg; shee expressed like of mi hat; real breef. Abigacjl started placyng ordyrs i`g mine. Hitler TW came back gn6; argybargy.
. Lo LandEarth walkyng hoam after bucjyng food. Hee expected tu be back in 15mnt; heewz back in r` half a stoind bcoz it took l``n expected. Weewz dhere prytty well till clozance. Tu the bench. Mark which yz ex alcoholic. Prezznt:ly ih suggered shifftyng tu the trestle-rig, and dhidhdhher wee shiffted us. Wee parterd cömpanie ymb 10tu10.
. Tu The Tree. Fred greeted mee dhen got back in:side bcoz the acjr was cold. Niññni was bt tu go tu CroakFold, and sheewz pleaser `t iwz at The Tree.
—•••—2021`3`10W After a butt-load of scribalry, ih headed for Fluence. LandEarth cawaled mee from the bench. Fluence was shut. Ih gessed `t James was ill qxgen. Hm Ritto in a while; a while tu gyqfe the wench time tu get on the job.
. LandEarth spoke of a necjbre: heewz goyng aot, and ;;was a fembn near the dowwr; hee clozed the dowwr, and the fembn got skaoly; a bloke shewed up and LandEarth twigged `t the bloke must be a necjbre and the fembn hyz SO; the bloke like greeted him dhen aasked a bunch of questions; go tu Oz for education?; ah the bloke yz in:tu eleet, so chatted qualoes; own the flat?; no; end of interest. Iwz like heez lookkyng for a load of wealth tu tap; probably a sociopath. LandEarth seddf Shit. Quite a few times.
. Tu Ritto. The releuant wench & 1 of the blokes stood in next dowwr's dowwr:wecj for a smoko - smeg ih h``tu wacjt extra.
. Peter the repeater cawaled aot from ekt the station. Hee dydnt seem tu be goyng anywhere, jusst standyng dhere. LandEarth walked off ,, and ih saw `t Peter wasnt here any moar. LandEarth came back , and obserued `t Peter was standyng ekt Zbryz. Peter standeth s`where tu watch ppl bcoz hee hazz no life of hyz own.
. Ih saw `t dhey wr NL in the dowwr:wecj so ih headed for the dowwr of Ritto. D`was 2 blokes blockyng the dowwr so ih h`tu wacjt for em; turned aot dhey wyrk dhere. Gettyng a burger was sfw. Back tu the bench.
. Capytalizzm atomizeth society. England hazz hygh GDP, which gyqfeth the mpeessujon of good life, but öthyr cöntryhs (ih don't thynk hee hahd Scotland or wales in mind) probably haqfqf better life bcoz dhey haqfqf kyn net:wyrks and such-like. Wee wrnt dhere loññg. Tu The Tree; sfw.
—•••—2021`3`11H Tu Flue - it was open. Dhey dydnt open it ;;d - the well-be of dheyr best customer dydnt seem enuhhf reason tu open it. Mushshroom-&-öncjn pies. Prezznt:ly LandEarth roqxled in. Wee sat on the cold platform. A qfan-load of DB pulled up ekt Fluence. 5 ploddaks ,awal masked, got aot , and goy tu Zbryz. Dhen aot got a denim ploddak. Ih gessed `t heez the unit-commander.
—•••—2021`3`12F AHE noized the ww, ;;bi jg mee aot of deep sleep. In r` 5mnt hee reuelede `t heewz broke; ih wasnt sure of mi own state of oof. Hee suggered coffee azz a wecj of gettyng functional - mi own thawt precyse:ly. Tu Fluence; hee thawt iwz g`tu brew coffee in the cychen; too yrly in the dacj for facyng a cychen.
. Fluence was shut, so wee made du wi LeafWild. Coffee and broccoli salad in cjelow skwish. The coffee was junk. AHE h`tu get tu a masjid for summng `t saondhed like qhutspah. Back hp2. The broccoli salad yz stuff ih wudnt kew up for.
. Coffee; tu the frönt. Lo Simakani wiqf a regular ploddak and a tawal man ,clear:ly an`r ploddak, dressed exact:ly like the unit-commander ;;d. Haps dhatt yz the unit-commander. Dhey goy in:tu 36 , and came at r` 5 later. D`was talk of gettyng a warynt; ih gess dhey are g`tu arrest the full-of-self lady.
. Ih dyde shaqfe bcoz ih lookked a bit too disr:eputable for a bank.
. AHE was back 1¡36. Short:ly wee walked tu bank the winnd took mi hat off at Horn: Street; kwyke retreeqf. D`was a dissplej of scare-stuff. D` dydnt seem tu be much at awal dhere, so ih strode in: total:: sfw. Ih h``tu siñn a slyp; dhatt was the only surprize.
. AHE goy tu the excric at the public library, and it was shut! Hee goy tu BigMuck tu uze heydr excric. Ih wacjted ekt Santander Bank. Ih reddf dr dissplecj dhen ih felt glad `t ih haqfqf nuffng Ty du wiqf dhem. Back tu Fluence.
. Coffee; cold platform. Prezznt:ly LandEarth came a:loññg. Ih got like cookked sammwyjes. AHE got a green shake; spirulina; hee reported t it was bg, which came azz no surprize. Ply wee goy tu Zbryz bcoz AHE wanted a mylk-shake. Zbryz don't du mylk-shake, so wee goy tu Tesco. AHE aasked LandEarth tu hold the empty tub azz hee wanted it for future reference. Nyghdher of us under:stood the request, but wee got on wi it. Tu l`room.
. 2^ Amend:ment. Trump's appoint:ment.s tu the Supreme Court. Michch McConnell recommended the packr of dyrt:bags. E feched
Up a dekko rem the tn of Bill Gates. LandEarth was skeptical bcoz hee duzznt ploññk enuhhf attention tu such matters. Loads of talk of Oz. Nila dyde wash - the hoal wash wiqf us 3. Wee parterd us ymb HP11.
—***—2021`3`13R Ih un:loaded the bag dhen comported tins from Tewog. Tu Fluence tu get the 3 cases of soap. Ih ordyred Mozzarisella (mozzarella made of rice) wiqf fried tomato & öncjns. Ih need butter and bigger bread wiqf it; dhen it can be the business.
. AHE shewed up: yrly td, hee realized `t hee dydnt haqfqf hyz back-pack. Where it kud be: Fluence (nope), the ynary, l`room. Hee shifted off tu aask dhem at ynary. LandEarth came a:loññg; platform. AHE got back: no jocj. Tu l`room. Shit it wasnt dhere. Zbryz and Tesco. No jocj. Hee figured `t it must be in BigMuck Ken HS. The enthusiasm for trekkyng tu Ken HS was nil. Wee 3 got a pizzog , and goy tu l`room.
. LandEarth obserued `t mi uerbigeration consysteth near entire:ly of sex and poop. After pizzog, AHE got sleepy. LandEarth & ih nattered a:wecj. At length, AHE shogged off. LandEarth came a:log in the fyrst ín:stance tu speak rem AHE; oh great, inter-personal complícation. Hee noted an acjr of aggro - enuhhf `t hee h``tu speak bt it. Hm tyz still notyceable after awal dhatt mellowation. ESTP soljers and plod. Pater yz ESTP. Dhis took us tu ymb QP11.

2021`3`14S AHE noized the winndow 1¡52. u Kirkuk near statim. In Ken CS, ih s``t ih h`been bawled aot for non-muzzlation only wns. Wee sawt coffee in 3 shops, and ih got bawled aot for non-muzzlation in awal 3, tu wit: Sally Clarke; KSR; Blend. Ih kudnt be bummed wi Bubble Teeqx.
. Wee reached BigMuck real easy. Hee got the mnr real easy. If a pack h`been handed in, shee wud h`seen it. Turf, it total:y lookketg like söme dyrt:bag stole it. AHE figured t it was stolen at the platform. Ih obserud t` ;;h`been a bunch of low life at the platform of late.
. Ih nipped in:tu Sabine, and ;;was no bodhdher. So ih bat m``n ih wanted. KT was quiet, which yz odd most of the time - dhis yz Sunnog! G^Munch; Zakharie yz afrecjd tu un:muzzle him:self bcoz Babylon. h told him t hee can take it off in 9`""`' Tu l`room bcoz ;;z sod awal ellse. Hee left ymb 4 bcoz heewz sleepy.
. Ih too was sleepy. Short:ly ih turned in bcoz iwz too sleepy tu go tu PigWit's abode. Ih got ymb 8*20.
—•••—2021`3`15M Tu PigWit's abode. Dugie goy aot a lytl later. Astaond:ly good broccoli; söme times PigWit's cookkerie yz ace.
—•••—2021`3`16T Ih brewed coffee  , and goy tu the frönt. Lo the unit-commander & a maskard, presume:ly s1 from paper-rig, leaqfyng the mecjn dowwr of #36; hm. Ih got a load of metalle in:tu the recycle-sack lengthy job. Tu Fluence. It was shut but the lyght was on. Tu Ritto; ymb 5mnt of wacjt; sfw. Tu The Tree; sfw.
—•••—2021`3`17W Ih brewed coffee dhen saw Scrunch bt tu mooqf her karr from the space; tu th frönt. MdMcDd came a:loññg. The medical stow telephoned him a lytl while back: dhey h``bed an appoint:ment for mee tu get a shot of poizon. Ih told MdMcDd `t hey can fuck off and rot in hell. Hee s``t ih can gyqfe em the mj mi:self. And hee wundered whi dhey telephoned him not mee: bcoz the deuice yz busted.
. Tu Fluence, and LandEarth cawaled mee from the bench. The dyke shewed up , and aasked LandEarth w`r heewd still be dhere. Shee dydnt specyfi when, and LandEarth assumed half a stoind.
.  Wee goy tu Fluence: it was shut. After a load of didhdher, ih goy tu G^Munch. At the junction wiqf Chest-and-Bum Road, ih s``t ih ín:tended tu go tu the booze-shop. Hee goy back tu the bench. 12 tins, öthyr stuff.
. LandEarth was on the bench redy for the dyke's return. Heee figured `t if the dyke wasnt back bi 6, shee wasnt cymyng back. Lo CrackLady wg steady:ly north:ward. A big kart got in the wecj, so ih kudnt see her end-point. At 6 ih took the load hoam. Wee stood at the gate. CrackLady came aot of #38. Shee walked like sheewz after gettyng a dick up her poo-hole. 
. FunBeam exitted the hose. Kurt Cobacjn. Ih seddf Courtney killed him. Chep, dhatt was the jyst; a load of detecjl: Courtney was a frennd of a deputyh of the caontyh coroner; plenty ellse. FunBeam hahd a go at decodyng ~Purple Recjn~; dhis made a lot less sense. FunBeam got on wi the walk shee tended, and LandEarth walked wiqf her. Ih goy tu The Tree; sfw.
—•••—2021`3`18H Tu Fluence. Hot choccy; dhis yz the thiññ at least for the while. Enter a gacj Erinnite. Ih told him `t pacjyng bi card putteth mee in danjer. Dhis form of express got hyz attention; must uze it qxgen.
. Lo suhp, so ih hahd a load. Tu the platform bcoz scary uirus. D`was 6 Somaali lads haññyng bt the place; James h`expressed dislike of em a few times. So un:surprize:ly, ih got dheyr attention. 1 of em shewed a pop dekko hee or a frennd made. An`r offered mee 20bPd tu dance tu it. Ime nyghdher dhatt fit nor dhatt eagre  tu get. A ploddak hahd a good look at em dhen got on hyz wecj. Awal 6 took off when the posh nippers shewed up; odd, ih can't imagyne `t dhey`r afrecjd of the posh nippers; haps dhey`r afrecjd of the teachers. Dhis was a bit too stress:ful, so ih goy hoam sinj haqfqfyng an`r load of suhp.
. Tu PigWit's abode. PigWit aasked mee what time Dugie was gettyng hoam. Nao hao the fuck wud ih cnow dhatt?! Dugie got hoam after PigWit turned in, probably not bi dziñn. Ih faond s1 yclept Niññni on Roblox; mild surprize.
. Tuck-Kit bi Un:clockable - a system for hydyng wn's dick in real life; sexual:y wyyrd ppl go tu seeriös lengths tu get up tu dheyr wyyrd:ness.
. Tu The Tree; sfw. Short:ly ih aasked Niññni w`r shee hazz an akkaont at Roblox: shee h``nt eeqfn heard of Roblox.
—•••—2021`3`19F Tu Fluence. LandEarth cawaled mee from the bench. Dugie & Jorj [RomeNudel] wr beside the bench. LandEarth came oqfer tu mee dhen h`tu go back dhere tu partytion-greet Jorj [RomeNudel] strecjcjt afore wee headed for Fluence; hm time & moshn.
. Lo tents at Acklam Road, dhow wee kudnt see a cjelow tent. LandEarth aasked what next; ih seddf Let's go tu NoodleUille. The Japanese barrow wasnt dhere. Ih uewed the scene, which entecjled dojjyng a pacjr of maskards hoo walked at low speed jusst in frönt of mee while a qfan was blockyng half the breadth.
. Ih plumped for noodles at the Thai barrow. The Thai lady proffered a specimen of the stuff in the wok: cjuck sugar & coconut wiqf stuff it total:y duzznt go wiqf. LandEarth hahd a load of it. Ih hahd a seeriös:ly big load of noodles. The Thai lady seddf Hao much shall ih charrj yw? Ih seddf Hao much yz it wyrth? 8bPd. Well dhatt was the price settled. Tu the platform. Prezznt:ly LandEarth declared `t hee felt sick from eatyng the wok-stuff eeqfn from eatyng the stuff ih spurned.
. Binnie came a:loññg. LandEarth told ntu Binnie the stuff hee ate and the effect it hahd. Hee shewed no siñn of notycyng `t ih spurned the stuff let qxlone whi. When iwz thru, ih got coffee in Flue. In r` q`°`, James shuttf up shop. LandEarth & ih walked tu the church. LandEarth bunged at a theôrie `t the name Mikhqkl yz formed from Marie Jeezus Church ha-Él or summng jusst azz retard:ly. Wee watched a dekko of Marco Dice aaskyng Americans hoom the capytal yz named after. Most of em h``nt a clew eeqfn when Marco Dice seddf Wash^gn. 1 of em seddf Wash^gn but kudnt thynk of Jorj. An Italian kupl got it statim.
—***—2021`3`20R Ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu go tu Acklam Road dhow ih felt like eatyng noodles. Tu PigWit's abode. Ih took a packet of biscujts (Duqf's Farm Dig`f) bcoz it was hygh time ih took summng of the sort dhere. The biscujts wr well recyyqfed; öthyr an dhatt, the time was un:remarkable.

2021`3`21S Tu PigWit's abode. NileBacon, Peter the repeater. Dinner; un:remarkable, perfect:ly edybl. When NileBacon shogged off, ih d`tu report tu him mi latest thawt on the wyrd :tory. Oops hee bledhered at tremendös length, and clear:ly hahd no íntention of beyng enened bi mee, azz if hee hahd any need of fresh lyght.
—•••—2021`3`22M PigWit noized the winndow: lunch ahoy. Soon iwz back tu sleep. PigWit noized the winndow. Dhis time, iwz wide awake , and goy dhere in short ordyr. Dugie was a:wecj. Iwz at inter:web action the hoal dacj and most of the niht. When ih reached CroakFold, iwz too sleepy for radio-action. Niññni was basic:ly a:sleep, so wee left it for DL.

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2021`3`23T Ih left nu short:ly after 7. Ih re:mooqfed the busted bucket from the tap. Ih cleaned the back of  the dowwr, a job ih h``ín:tended for a good:ly while, dhen turned in. Ih woke up the kind of late wn wud expect. Tu The Tree; sfw.
—•••—2021`3`24W Up late. Ih ploññked a bucket tu th tap; ih left the bucket in need of cleanance. Tu Ritto.
. On the wecj back, lo LandEarth standyng near Dub. Summng was bodhdheryng him, but afore hee kud utter it, hee h``tu finysh writyng a messyj tu hyz mödhyr. Heewz trubbled rem the treat:ment hee h`been gettyng in Fluence of late. Ih: Dhatts whi ih h`nt been dhere for 4d. Abigacjl h`been not her:self for 2 weeks. Tu the bench.
. Wee analysed Abigacjl's personalyty a good while. Hee reckoneth ENFP. Ih deuelopeed mi noshn of hybrid types (tyz not quite an hypothesis). D``z basic:ly ESTP_ INFJ & öthyr types, which are hybrid. The middle yz a muddle. Wee cnocced off a bit after MN. Niññni heard mee, and wee got on wi radio-action.
. Ih told Niññni bt the MBTI stuff. Ih deueloped it furdher: kulyr-code the types in stead of uzyng letters, and tyz easyer tu comprehend (summng ih breef:ly seddf tu LandEarth): red & blu (nuffng tu du wiqf rozettes) 4 kinds of 3 red, 6 kinds of 2 red, 4 kinds of 2 red; pattern: 1_4_6_4_1. Niññni reckoneth `t Middle-Muddle yz a good phrase.
—•••—2021`3`25H Ih got up real late. Ih cleaned the edge of the dowwr, which ih dydnt thynk tu du when ih cleaned the back. Ih cleaned the bucket at the tap. Ih draññk coffee at the trestle-rig, and the sun goy daon. Ih cleaned uessels tu uze up the time while dhey in The Tree wr at dinner. It was total:y sfw.
—•••—2021`3`26F Fog:bert noized the dowwr. Ih got aot dhere , and kudnt see him. Dhen ih saw hee goyng daon the steps of 38bm. Contact! PigWit opened the dowwr , saw Fog:bert , and slammed it.
. Fog:bert & ih goy tu Fluence bcoz ;;z jack ellse. Manny & Lecjla. Fog:bert uolubly chatted tu Lecjla; dhey got on real good. Prezznt:ly Manny told us tu clear off bcoz rule. Ih haqfqf a suspícion `t Manny for tu tu driqfe Fog:bert a:wecj from Lecjla, and the rule was a conueníent cöqfyr-storie.
. Tu the trestle-rig. D`was recjn. and wee wanted food. Wee wacjted till the recjn was off dhen goy tu G^Munch. Ih gess wee for:got tu go dhere when wee left Fluence. Ih gess tyz the effect of the attitude. Back tu the trestle-rig. The place dydnt get any warmer so wee retreated tu l`room. Fyrst ih got tins of Red^Bul from CroakFold. D`was much moar talk of New Aje and Space Bredhren dhan yz good for us. Fog:bert h``tu go hoam ymb 4, azz yz uzual. Tu
PigWit's abode. Ih dyde a bunch of studie; nuffng stand-aot.
—***—2021`3`27R Tu Acklam Road. D`was 3 DB dhere speakyng tu nu a market-warden, which was un:neruinng. Dhey wr a:wecj in a mnt, and ih got on wiqf the expedytion. Ih reddf the siñns, which saondheth like komman sense. Lo the siñn secjyng Japanese style. Dhis time, dhey hahd a green tent; so alredy the tents be:loññg tu the market not the traders. Ih got 2 loads , and started on it statim. 2 DB ambled tu:ward PortPlop. Ih haqfqf no idea whi dhey wr dhere; ih h``neqfr cnown the like. D`was no trubbl.
. Ih sat on a thiññ for bicycles , and ate a load dhen headed hoam. Lo LandEarth on the bench. Heewz wacjtyng for Jamie the danjerös. Prezznt:ly Jamie the danjerös r`up: dhere in 45mnt. At 2, wee shiffted tu the trestle-rig; LandEarth figured `t Jamie cnew where tu find us. Jamie r`up later nu HP2: heewz in Yconfusion Sq , and kudnt see LandEarth; LandEarth s``t heewz goyng back tu the bench, and dhatt was dhatt.
. Ih ate cheddars and spaggle-hoops dhen comported tins. Iwz too tired for enfng ellse, so ih goy tu sleep.
. Up a lytl afore dusk. Tu PigWit's abode. Dugie was here; dhatts it. A romish pryyst yclept Casey: 18 use:less (mg minr) facts rem the roman church. A dekko rem uaxxeen: tyz OJ bcoz it yz so far from the origynal offense, and it will saqfe awal dhoze chyldren. Casey the pryyst yz seeriös:ly ill-in:formed. The comment-space yz full off off-topic stuff, so dhryznt much point in postyng the truth of the mattre - ittd be loct in the seeqx of gummf. Ih left ràdher late.

2021`3`28S Ih dydnt du much awal dacj. Tu Station-Block for food. G^Munch was shut. Ih skweaked in:tu Ritto when dhey wr bt tu shut it; cool. Tu The Tree; sfw.
—•••—2021`3`29M S1 noized the winndow; when ih got aot, ;;w no1 dhere. The sun was aot, so ih stood at the corner tu absorb sun-shine. Ih took a wash-load tu the washo. Prezznt:ly lo LandEarth ascendyng the steps of 38bm - ekho of Friggog. Wee stood in the shine a log while. Hee can't take Fluence any moar: Abigacjl's attitude yz too yrk:söme. After a great delacj, ih collected mi wash:ment.
. Tu the trestle-rig. Time: 6*51 time tu go tu Ritto. LandEarth aasked w`r ih left it till Fluence was shut: no, ih left it till the wench was on duty. Hee got a load of chips at G^Munch. It turned aot tu be too much for him, so ih hahd söme chips tu fyll the time. Back tu the trestle-rig.
. When aot:side got cold, wee reskwiggled tu l`room. PigWit came in for a while; uzual ínuitation. Ih got a tin of Red^Bul , and shared it wiqf Niññni; back tu l`room. Wee shogged off ymb 11**.
—•••—2021`3`30T LandEarth noized the winndow. Wee huññ araond the coap-stoan. Hee plecjed an`r of hyz dad's wyrks: clear: a cnoccoff of ~The Haose of the Rizyng Sun~. And an`r such wyrk: it saondheth real famyliar, but ih kudnt identyfi the origynal. But ih dyde figure `t 1 phrase yz from a ~Karryh On~ flick; hee felt `t dhis be riht. Ih swichched on the Samsung deuice `t ih can take it tu the reparium.
. Feet at the öthyr end of the allyh. Ih gessed `t dhis was PigWit, so ih walked tu dhatt end: Fog:bert! Heewz a bit manic: hee dyde a load of jabber rem hyz parents hyz skool hyz bicycle and öthyr well-worn topics.
. After a bunch of manic jabber, hee seddf Ime g`tu pick mi cup. Hee brawt the cup tu near the coap:stoan , denaonced the IMF & the Wyrld Bank , and chucked the cup at the path; end of a perfect:ly good cup.
. Wee 3 goy tu the shop behind the fiyr-station. Ih bawt 4 sammwyjes wi a 5er ih got back from AHE ajes qxgo; 1bPd chanj. Fog:bert got mylk. Back tu the trestle-rig. Fog:bert declared the great:ness of mylk. Dhis seemed manic quite a:side from mi own dis:like of mylk.
Fog:bert lvft ymb HP3 eeqfn leaqfyng us wiqf the remacjns of a cup. Dis:quiet. 4`04S_1:50 Haps hee came tu Confusion Sq tu breyk the cup bcoz wee dydnt uze it on 
—•••—2021`3`31W Ih swichched on the kettle , and chucked a spoon:ful of coffee in:tu the cup. Tu the letter-box tu see what was dhere. Lo Dugie walkyng passt the driqfe-gate, and wee got in:tu con`on.
. Clare the cleaner shewed up from the direction of the bin. It swifft:ly became clear `t sheewz after beyng let aot of the bin. FunBeam exitted the haose. Dhey 2 cnow each from an art-gruhp in an`r bin. The jabberation karryhed on for ajes. Clare the cleaner kept s``t sheewz bt tu go hoam. FunBeam goy s`where, presume:ly where shee meant tu when shee walked thru the dowwr. Clare the cleaner banged on an`r 10mnt or so. Shee must declared her imminent departure 12 times afore shee dyde go hoam.
. PigWit shewed up. At fyrst, hee kudnt place Clare the cleaner dhen hee seddf Sheez a good-lookkyn wumn. Cjea but shee talked stacks of shit. Short:ly PigWit & Dugie goy in:side.
. LandEarth turned up. Tu the coap:stoan. Ih got a tin of Red^Bul; tu The Tree 2mnt. LandEarth feched up dekkoes of personalyty-types; use:ful stuff: ih saw the stand-styles of ESTP & INFJ clear:ly.
. Ih aasked LandEarth what Pamela Coleman-Smith be: not easy tu tell from 1 picture. The placjn:ness of the apparel suggereth ES. Hee got söme of PCS`s art. The style yz flat, so sheez probably ESFJ.
 Star Chommp. Ih got burger & chips dhis time bcoz hyz pizzog yz too pricy. Wee sat on the bench. MdMcMd cawaled mee, so ih goy oqfer dhere. S1 yclept Juliet cawaled from the medical stow. MdMcMd told her `t hee reported the preuiös cawal tu mee and ih hahd söme replygh and hee s``t ih shud utter it tu dhem direct. Ih declared the rash of death dhis wyntyr and the penalty for resystance; hee finderh penalty for resystance un:like:ly; heez from a wyrld where rulers pretend not tu du dhatt sort of poo. Watch dhis space.
. The place got cold. LandEarth goy hoam. The cup still hahd a spoon:ful of coffee, so ih brewed it. Ih dyde söme wyrk ,no idea what, dhen goy tu Station-Block. The wench wasnt in Ritto. Ih sawt the time: 10**. Tu G^Munch tu see w`r ih kud get a bargn-load: cjep. The chips wr oqfer-cookked so ih gaqfe the bulk ;;of tu the brrds. Niññni was alredy in CroakFold.
—•••—2021`4`01H Lo PigWit & Dugie. Uzual. Ih s``t iwz goyng tu G^Munch. PigWit ponnsed chips off mee: cjea awal riht sinnce ih h`hahd so much off him. But wee h``tu sit up the steps azz ih kudnt relate tu the in:side.
. Ih got 3 loads of chips, and headed hoam. Lo LandEarth at the corner. Heewz short:ly gettyng stuff from Star Chommp. Dugie_ PigWit & ih parked us at the stecjr of #38. LandEarth goy tu Star Chommp. Iwz oqfer-heated so ih goy in:tu CroakFold , and ploññked the gilet. When ih got back, no1 was dhere; WTF. LandEarth soon got back. Wee huññ aot till r`10.
. Tu The Tree; sfw. After Easter Bunny, wee dyde con`on. Ih thawt aot laod rem such scum azz Fauci & Ander$: dhey profydted dheyr:selqfz aot of the scam:demic. Dhey are not seeriös plotters: seeriös plotters are not concerned wi gettyng a few million.
—•••—2021`4`02F Tu Acklam Road. Ih got 2 boxxes of noodles. Ih ate 1 load on a low wawal up the part of Acklam Road `t yznt a road dhen headed for Confusion Sq.
. LandEarth was on the bench. Prezznt:ly wee goy tu Star Chommp. Tu the trestle-rig. Ih spoke of the need tu get stuff what yz in bottles. Prezznt:ly ih got the blu-&-green back-pack, and wee goy tu Liquor Store. 8 blokes came in, and ih bade the owners seruh dhem fyrst. It took a fecjr while. Back tu the trestle-rig. The place got cold, so wee shiffted us tu l`room. Hee goy hoam ymb 7.
. Tu The Tree; sfw. Prions; nao dhatt yz real ín:formation. u:ward the end, ih d`tu du dinner (Niññni was well fed). Wee hahd bt half`°` of show when ih got it redy; not bad.
—***—2021`4`03R Ih brewed coffee dhen walked bt while dk it. Lo Dugie at the frönt. Prezznt:ly PigWit. Hee aasked wr iwz cymyng in: No, goyng tu Acklam Road tu get Japanese stuff - tyz real tasty. Hee ponnsed a load ;;of off mee.
. In the letter-box ;;was a letter marked NHS. It turned aot tu be from Imperial Kollegj. Dhey are conductyng research in:tu the spread of the C19 uirus. Interestinng communication; no wecj ime goyng for it.
. Tu Acklam Road. The Japanese bunch wr in a blu tent his time; the kulyr of the tents yz no índícation of enfng. Ih bawt 4 boxxes of noodles. Close tu PortPlop: Real Ozzie food; not much good. Cjr Ozzie food, it's no good mate; exaggeration.
. In Confusion Sq lo Dugie & LandEarth. Ih handed the 2  boxxes of noodles tu Dugie; heewz a bit puzzled at fyrst. LandEarth & ih sat at the trestle-rig. Ih notyced `t hee seemed far-a:wecj; or plus accurate:ly kudnt miss it. And qxgen. Ih seddf Hoo yz shee? Hee ín:stant:ly seddf Riht let's go tu Star. And wee goy tu Star Chommp. Ih seddf What dyde shee du … or not du? And hee talked bt her awal the wecj tu Star Chommp.

2021`4`04EASTER Tu Acklam Road per:chance the noodle-team wr dhere: hey wr dhere. Ih bawt 4 bs of the stuff. Ih perched on the furdhest low wawal bcoz the seereez of low wawals was hygh:ly occupyghed. The tone of the necjbr:hud was lower an ;;d. Ih don't cnow w`r dhis be the Sunnog effect or the Easter effect.
. Tu PortHoal bcoz it was the best bet for a driññk. Ih bawt enuhhf driññk & food tu fyll the back-pack.
. LandEarth was near the rome-den and wearyng an apron. Hee expressed `t heewz sick of the sexual predator; dhis h`been goyng on for weeks. Short:ly hee got back tu the cychen. And short:ly hee shewed up minus the apron. Iwz like ih must see the creep, and short:ly LandEarth pointed aot the creep. The creep yz short & un:remarkable.
. Jamie turned up; greety business. Wee walked tu:ward the haose. Jamie gaqfe sensybl aduice; mild surprize. Wee walked becjonnd the haose. Ih seddf Yz dhere a destination? Harles:den. Ih: Dhatts miles a:wecj. Ih goy hoam , and ploññked the back-pack. Iwz tired so ih turned in.
. LandEarth noized the winndow. Tu the trestle-rig. LandEarth talked bt CreepBoy ràdher m``n ih wanted tu hear. After a bunch of dhis stuff, hee camv aot wi summnk semi clear, and ih summer it up: ínuityng wn:srlf in; cjep, dhatts it. The place got cold, which yz not riht in April. Tu l`room for nu 2`°`.
. At:side the haose, LandEarth spoke of a prozz hee cnew in Oz. Hee seddf What was her name?! Ih stood dhere and wacjted for names tu enter mi head. In came the name MELANIE, so ih seddf Melanie. LandEarth seddf Cjes!, hao dyde yw cnow it? Ih wasnt sure hao.
—•••—2021`4`05M Tu Clazzog. Tu G^Munch on the wecj. And wee goy tu Clazzog.
—•••—2021`4`06T A bunch of gardenerv chopped daon the bush at the frönt tu:ward the frönt dowwr. Ih don't cnow what goze thru such ppl's heads
—•••—2021`4`07W Fog:bert noized the winndow.
Iwz too tired tu
LandEarth noized the wow. Hee banged on rem creep:boy.
—•••—2021`4`08H The uine was super-droopy, so ih got it up:riht , and fitted it the next bush. Make-shifft but better an haqfqfyng it on the path.
. Tu the bank. Ih figured `t walkyng a:loññg Camp:den Gr wud be a bit kwyker, so ih walked dhere. Surprize: ih came tu Gordon Place; tyz 3 times azz loññg azz ih thawt. The bank was shut! D`was a notyce eeqfn `t the g`ment d`tu shut banks 4 (3UT) bcoz coqfid.
. Ih explored streetv per:chance ;;be a kwyker wecj. D``z no kwyker wecj, but the walk was interestinng. The next 2 streets leed tu Camp:den Hyll Road. Raond the corner from Bed:förd Concrete ;;z a bench, so ih parkde mi:self ;;on. Oqfer the road yz Camp:den Haose Close. Ih wundered w`r :close yz code speak for dead-end. Ih swifft:ly figured `t it yz jt dhatt. Surprize: dhis yz where ;;was a stoanen cat on a wawal when iwz lytl. Iwz like wao iwz heer 52`""` qxgo. Actual:y ih exploresd the close söme time in mi 20s, and the stoanen cat was goan.
. Iwz quite worn aot when ih got hoam, so ih refreshed mi:self. Tu paper-rig tu seek MdMcMd. Hz Tu The Tree at the ideal moment: the cook was dishshyng up, so Niññni got take-a:wecj, and wee got on wi radio-action.
—•••—2021`4`09F Scrunch noized the winndow md, and ih started gettyg redy for the jurnyh tu the bank. LandEarth turned up, so ih huññ aot wiqf him a while. When iwz bt tu tell him `t iwz goyng tu the bank, Fog:bert shewed up. Nao ih dydnt want tu menj the bank - Fog:bert yz manic. So wee awal sat at the trestle-rig. PigWit bade us cyme tu hyz abode, so wee awal roqxled raond tu PigShed.
LandEarth left in r` 2`°` probably bcoz hee wanted tu comport the slow cookker. Fog:bert stecjed real approximate an`r stoind. PigWit bade him cyme back tm tu watch the Grand National. Ih reddf the ritual of the Royal Foresters; it hazz potential.
—***—2021`4`10R Ih figured `t the bank kud be open on Saturnog so ih shud gyqfe it a go azz ih kud uze söme cash. Fog:bert noized the winndow. So much for the bank; aot dhere azz kwyke azz ih kud.
. PigWit h`ínstructed him tu shew up 2 (= 1), so wee huññ aot in the garden. Ih reminded him of the 3 steps of PigWit's dis:plezhre: 1\ Be quiet 2\ Sit daon 3\ Fuck off, cjr not wellkm.
. Fog:bert figured `t the uine mere:ly needed water. Hee spotted the piññk waterynqx-can , and watered the uine. Ih seddf Hoo brawt the piññk waterynqx-can? Hee got it in 1. Hee watered öthyr plaants ,nu 4 of em, dhen figured `t dhis must be time tu go tu PigShed. PigWit opened the dowwr no kwibbl.
. Fog:bert goy tu the shop behind the fiyr-station, for what ih swifft:ly for:got. PigWit goy tu Zbryz. Short:ly Dugie d`tu go aot. Hee anticipated `t PigWit wud aask where hee was. Ih foretold the ex:chanj: Where's Dugie? Aot. Aot where? Hao the fuck shud ih cnow. Dugie faond dhis ex:chanj satisic , and goy aot. Fog:bert got back. PigWit got back. Soon hee seddf Where`z Dugie? Ih: Aot. Dhatt was the hoal ex:chanj.
. PigWit bade mee find aot what time the Grand National was. The search was kwyke, the pagj was teediôs, dhen ih got the time: 5¡15BS. Dhatt was a bit of a blöödy wacjt; normal:y tyz 3 or so.
. PigWit got fed up wi Fog:bert's manic:ness in the uzual 3 steps. At `Be quiet`, ih seddf Fyrst fulfylled prophecy. At `Sit daon`, ih seddf Second fulfylled prophecy. PigWit hoatf Fog:bert tu cyme back 4. Ex:chanj: If yw haqfqf dhatt attitude… Ih don't haqfqf an attitude, ih jusst can't take ywr mania. Ih cnew where his was leedyng afore wee entered PigShed, so ih parked mi:self in the uestibule wiqf coffee Fog:bert got hyz bicycle , and was a:wecj in a mynyt.
. When ih ran at of coffee, ih goy back tu PigShed. Dugie got back ymb 4. Peter the repeater shewed up uage:ly HP4; uage:ly bcoz iwz busy wi inter:web. Ih studidd Ancient Foresters; much plus interestinng an Royal Foresters, the society dhey broke a:wecj from. NileBacon shewed up ymb 5. PigWit nu 3 times annaonced the soon aduent of Sputnik. Dhen ih twigged `t hee hahd the dacj wroññ same azz wns before. NileBacon lcft ymb 7 bcoz heewz due tu uisyt söme blokes near KHS. Peter the repeater shogged off ymb QT8.
. Ih reddf CCOG dissyng SDB & SDA. The deuelopation of trinyty-belyyf in SDA; it was fyrst presented in `Desire of Ajes`. Ih goy hoam ymb MN.

2021`4`11S Tu Acklam Road. LandEarth hecjled mee from ekt the rome-den. Heewz so pissed off at the creep `t hee kudnt be in the same room. Ih figured & uttered `t heewd still be dhere when ih got back; settled.
. The proprietor of Japanese Style Cp gaqfe mee a box of rice-&-qfejj bakshee, ih gess bcoz ih h`be:cyme hyz best customer. Tu the Ozzie shop tu get söme TimTams. Dhey wr clean aot of TimTams! Ih got a cheez-&-qfejj slice. It wasnt properyy heated; micro:waqfe job; pants.
. Ih kudnt see LandEarth. Fur:loññg was dhere, siññyng söme dog-shit. Burke came tu mee , and reported `t PigWit yz beyng frennd:ly tu him. Ih s``t PigWit reached the end of the lisst dhen went back tu the start. Burke was on hyz wecj in like 2mnt. Ih leaned on the near:bi tree tu eat the rice-&-qfejj. Heesham walked tu:ward LBG , and reported `t PigWit was at hoam. Hm PigWit uzyng Heesham azz a messenger. Ih gaqfe thumb-up - the approbation h`tu be super-clear azz Heesham can interpret almost enfng azz a slyght.
. LandEarth came tu mee. Hee h`been sittyng saoth of the rome-den where ;;z length of low brick-wyrk; crap, ih dydnt check dhatt bit. Wee goy tu the trestle-rig. The place got cold, which yz not riht in April; l`room.
. Ih feched aot a packet of short. Hee accepted 2 lengths ;;of. Prezznt:ly ih offered 2 moar, and hee realized `t heewz hungry, so wee goy tu Star Chommp. Ih fancidd a burger but ih du not fancie the expanded-polystyrene boxxes dhey are ploññked in
—•••—2021`4`12M Tu the bank. Ih setts aot much sooner dhis time, and got dhere in good
—•••—2021`4`13T Fog:bert noized the winndow. Tu Fluence. Lecjla was runnyng the joint. Ih got ornj glug; hee got coffee and oaty thiññs. Ih bade Lecjla get dhatt thiññ off her face. Not feasybl, it was ordeyned probably bi Abigacjl. Back tu the trestle-rig.
. Tu Fluence qxgen. Abigacjl seddf Sorry, yw h`tu wear masks. Ih reported dhis tu Fog:bert. Hee got the same rebuff. Hee declared `t ;;must be summng sewtable on PortPlop.
. Tu Mkl`s coffee Haose. 1 of the geezers on duty (poss the mnr) seddf Yz dhatt ywr motre:bike? No, and tyz a push-bike. The mnr or what`r hee yz went aot tu Fog:bert , and pursued the theme dhen went back tu the till. Ih took the coffee tu the table. The mnr hahd an`r go at it. Fog:bert was like Ih told yw ile mooqf it if öthyrs cyme a:loññg. The mnr got irate, so Fog:bert leaned it qxgenst a tawal table wiqf no chacjrs. The mnr was at qxgen: dhis yz no good if ppl need the table. Fog:bert made no secret of hyz dis:plezhre. D`was 2 öthyr uacant tables; the mnr yz clear:ly nuts. Wee driffted tu the near:bi tree dhen d`tu go back tu the trestle-rig.
. D`was bread bt the trestle-rig, and moar was chucked at it. Ah CrRa was throwyng it. Fog:bert obserued `t CrRa weareth showy shades. Weewz dhere till r` HP2.
—•••—2021`4`14W Lo MdMcMd. Ih spoke at moar length an uzual rem stuff of moment. MdMcMd kudnt see the releuance of Hitler tu scary uirus. Hee stecjed araond , and saw the releuance.
—•••—2021`4`15H The skygh was oqfer-cast. Dhis yz the fyrst time eqfr on the 15^ of April. Must be a wedhr weapon.
. Ih took a load tu the washo. Ih determined tu clean the tap in the garden, so ih soaped mi hands. MdMcMD cawaled mee from the gate. Wee kud be duyng a recycle job next week. Coffee. When the wash-job was döne, iwz too flop tu du an`r job. So snooze.
. Ih got up ymb dusk. Tu Ritto. Ih saw G^Munch , figured `t ih kud cop the end-of-dacj load. Ih copped the end-of-dacj load , and goy hoam. Niññni was in CroakFold. The fare from G^Munch yz not her thiññ, which ih alredy cnew. It wasnt mi thiññ yghdher dhis time - ;;z a decline. Ih for:got tu throw the remacjndre tu the brrds after goyng on bt throwyng the remacjndre tu the brrds.
—•••—2021`4`16F Tu Acklam Road. Ih reached the barrow , and saw the proprietor emptyng the fricj-uessel. Heewd h`kept söme for mee if hee h``cnown `t iwz on the wecj.
—***—2021`4`17R Sun-shine! LandEarth noized the winndow. Wee goy tu Acklam Road. Dhis time ih got 4 loads of noodles. Tu the far end tu perch on the low wawal. It was the business. After chommp, wee natural:y driffted tu PortPlop.
. Ih d`tu get TimTams , and uttered the wyshe. LandEarth agreed wiqf the wyshe, which probably meaneth `t heewz wild:ly enthusiastic. LandEarth dhen d`tu get Uiolet Cream. Wee got Uiolet Cream. Hee got PepyrMynt Crunch, but tyz made bi Nestlé, and dhey are scum, so ih dydnt go for it. Ih got Cherie Ripe
. Wee goy tu the trestle-rig. After a while at the trestle-rig, LandEarth was like let's eat TimTams. Dhen hee spoke of which flaqfr tu du. Dhis was easy: it h``tu be origynal - wn starteth wi origynal! Anne Oz's diet consysted of TimTams & öthyr thiññs. Eatyng TimTams took LandEarth back tu life wiqf Anne in Oz. Hee faond it un:plezznt; not un:plezznt tu stop short of 4 TimTams. Weewz dhere till r` 7.
. Iwz too tired tu go tu PigShed ,what ih total:y ín:tended, so ih turned in. Niññni came in s`what later, probably ymb 10.

2021`4`18S Tu Acklam Road; 4 loads. Tu the Ornj Qfan tu get coffee & a seat at a table; success. 3 wenches at the next table got in:tu con`on wiqf Jylian which duzz furnyture. It seemed `t 1 of the wenches hahd an interest in furnyture, probably in bucjyng it nu at low price. Shee identyfied her:self azz FADDZIA.
. Ih notyced `t an`r of the wenches eeqfn the wench nearest mee hahd piññk & green ygh-shadow. Hm ygh-shadow yz meant tu be notyced.zxc
. Tu PigShed. Dugie was here. LandEarth shewed up. Peter the repeater h`nt been seen for like a week. Ih speculated `t heez dead. Dhis was not regarded azz like:ly. The trubbl yz `t it striketh mee azz the plus like:ly explanation.
—•••—2021`4`19M Ih brewed coffee , and goy tu the trestle-rig. MdMcMd shewed up. Ih reported the 9^ of March ,poss not for the fyrst time, bcoz it shud be great:ly reported. MdMcMd griped `t the scientiffts get a:wecj wiqf gettyng dheyr subject matter wroññ. Ih s``t dhey tell lyghes , and are appropqfed & protekthed from on hygh. The 9^ of March yz 1 of many keeqxs tu dhis poo.
. Ih dyde scribalry dhen saw the time `t it was 5BS eeqfn the start of EBS. Tu 
The Tree: Niññni felt like dhis super-yrly so wee ghot on wiqf it. Shee dydnt nip back for dinner but stecjed tu the end dhen goy back.
. Tu G^Munch tu get the end-of-dacj load. Tu The Tree after chommp bcoz dhis h``tu be near time for Niññni tu head back tu CroakFold. And wee goy back tgedhr.
—•••—2021`4`20T Ih brewed coffee , and goy tu the trestle-rig. Jusst at the end of coffee, lo MdMcMd, so ih goy tu the frönt, and wee talked a bit. Ih suggered takyng a load tu the recycle-station. MdMcMd s``t td was feasybl. MdMcMd aasked hao soon ih kud haqfqf it redy. Ih seddf Ih can throw it tgedhr in 5mnt. Settled; ih got on wi the job, and in r` 20mnt wee dyde the job. Ih soon faond moar stuff for the sack; not enuhhf tu meryt an`r trip.
—•••—2021`4`21W Ih watered plaants. PigWit cawaled mee from the bath-room winndow; iwz like When ime thru wiqf water-action. And short:ly iwz dhere.
. Peter the repeater yz still nowhere tu be seen. PigWit telephoned the pharmacy: hyz med yz dhere tm (not td azz it shud be). NileBacon came a:loññg. Heez StMkl & StJorj azz well azz awal the former identifícations. PigWit got on telephone tu Peter's syster , and got mee tu find romish t#s. Hee dyde a bunch of telephone-action , and got a nun tu look in on Peter. Peter's dowwr yz open. S1(nun? syster?) s``t Peter getteth depressed; so hee m`be in a blu funk , and liqfqfyng wild for the while. NileBacon goy hoam at a sensybl time. Ih goy hoam gn10 and not feelyng awal dhatt good.
. Niññni was a:sleep. Shee woke up slow:ly dhen spraññ in:tu life , and aasked bt like radio. Ih got the iPhone in:tu action, and weewz at hark till 5¢¢ or so. Ih ate a load of noodles. Ih still felt rubbish. Ymb a stoind later, ih took salicylic acid. It took effect the uzual 20 odd mynyts later. Dhatts what ih shud h`dönee in the fyrst place.
—•••—2021`4`22H LandEarth noized the winndow; so much for personal groomance. Wee watched pyjns at pyjn-actihuyty.
. On Sunnog, LandEarth told CreepBoy tu fuck off aot of it or summng of the sort. CreepBoy's replygh was smyrk. LandEarth taketh dhis tu mean `t CreepBoy yz dis:onnest. Ih wasnt dhere, so ih can't tell hao accurate LandEarth's interpretation yz. It kud be `t CreepBoy was up:set at beyng rumbled or upset at beyng accuzed.
. Also on Sunnog, s1 told LandEarth tu wash hyz hands after pickyng up a dropped peece of karot, so LandEarth washf hyz hands. And a bit later, the öthyr uolunteer told LandEarth tu wash hyz hands àpropow of nuffng. LandEarth seddf Shut the fuck up! Dhen hee goy sorry tu the nuns for uzyng the wyrd fuck on the premises. Preuie a nun told the öthyr uolunteer tu wash hyz hands, so hee repeated it tu the fyrst uolunteer hee saw. The nun LandEarth bunged sorry tu turned aot tu be the nun what told the öthyr uolunteer tu wash hyz hands. Shee probably faond it quite funny.
. After eatyng a packet of crunch-munch, ih still felt hungry, so ih suggered G^Munch. And dhidhdher wee trotted. Fluencee seemed deuoyd of customers. Ih lookked in:tu Ritto: the new maskard was on duty. Wee goy tu G^Munch. LandEarth seddf Wrap it. So ih hahd mine wrapppd bcoz beyng aot of phase yz pants. Tu the trestle-rig. The chips wr under cookked dhoe edybl. Prezznt:ly the place got cold (latish April?) so wee shiffted us tu l`room.
. FunBeam feched a load tu the washo , and goy hoam. Prezznt:ly s1 tapped the winndw. Ih assumed `t dhis was FunBeam , and opened the dowwr. It was 2 blokes wiqf take-a:wecj food and a wyyrd attitude. Iwz quietly afrecjd `t dhey miht be trubbl; dhey wr no trubbl at awal at awal.
. 1 of em s``t dhey wr wacjtyng for him up:stecjrs (Moqhammyd the drug:nik ih presume - dhey look the part). Hee also s``t dhey are frennds of Sarah, which ih gessed yz Moqhammyd the drug:nik's gf. In r` 20mnt, FunBeam came back - her load was almost redy. Shee lookked askance at the 2 blokes. Ymb 3mnt later, dhey shogged off.
. FunBeam s``t dhey are junkyes: shee cnoweth em from Moqhammyd the drug:nik's dowwr-wecj. RoofFuck mooqfed 2 junkyes in:tu the haose 15 mönths qxgo. Dhey swifft:ly got tu cnow each öthyr; clear:ly Sarah yz the öthyr junky.
—•••—2021`4`23F MdMcMd noized the winndow; coffee. The interaction was breef becjonnd comprehension.
. Tu the plot for claw-clippation dhen shaqfe. PigWit from hyz bath-room aasked w`r ih h``heard of Dr Stephen Greer. Cjea LN. It was on the go, so hee ploññked the deuice in the winndow , and twice aasked w`r ih kud hear it. When shaqfe was near:ly döne, hee re:mooqfed the deuice. WTF was the point of dhatt business?!
. Ih got stuck in:tu raondyng up rubbish. Iwz on the job the hoal dacj. Ih dydnt feel like eatyng noodles qxgen so soon. Tu The Tree; sfw.
—***—2021`4`24R Lo CrRa wearyng tweed skyrt & jacket and a hat tu machch. Hrafn rwaak rwaak rwaak! Shee h`refined the cawal. Shee wud h`been hard tu recognize if shee h`nt greeted brrds. Shee watered the lawn. Ime not sure w`r dhis yz use:ful.
. Tu Acklam Road. Ih got noodles azz uzual. Tu the low wawal at the far end - riht at the end, the place was so packed. Tu the ornj qfann. D`was 3 tables, awal full. Ih walked tu the junction , and stood in the sun-shine for a good while.
. Lo a motre-scooter wiqf 8 extra lamps at the frönt. Dhis m`be an origynal job from the 60s. Lo a big rubbish-bin wiqf an edge-peece broad enuhhh tu take an elbow, so ih leaned on it for a good while.
. Ih kudnt see the Ozzie shop. Where it shud be ,,was a siñn secjyng Churros, which yz SaothAmerican, ih thynk Brazilian. Ih walked tu dhatt space tu see what was what, and the siñn turned aot tu be on the Ozzie shop. The fyrst wyrd of the siñn on the OZZIE shop yz Churros? Like dhatts nuts.
. Back tu the

2021`4`25S Ih dyde a load of scribalry. PigWit noized the winndow. When ih got tu the dowwr, heewz a:wecj. Ih got in:tu clean-up mode. Ih got the siññk-space back in:tu proper ordyr; good bunch of wyrk.
. Tu PigShed. On telephone, PigWit s``t Dugie h``left the haose. Àhà, ih figured `t Dugie left the haose on the 18^ eeqfn strecjcjt after the arjybarjy. And `t PigWit & LandEarth gaqfe yn:complete akkaonts.
. Wns PigWit turned in, ih watched ep38 of New Cpn Scarlet. Tyz a good show in its own riht; tyz not Cpn Scarlet. Retro-actyf yz poo; Ander$ shudic stick tu the old shtick or chooz new names for awal the kharakters. Ih goy hoam ymb HP1.
. Niññni woke up , and was like Radio. And wee dyde 2`°` of radio. Ih saw the charrj-siñn `t was 38. It packed up well wi:in 2`°`. Ih gess ih mis:reddf it, and it was real:y 28.
—•••—2021`4`26M Fog:bert noized the winndow. Hee cnoweth tu haññ araond, so heewz dhere when ih opened the dowwr.
. Fog:bert felt like goyng aot for coffee, so wee goy tu StationBlock. Lo James on a chacjr ekt Fluence. No seeriös ex:chanj took place. Fog:bert went in dhere , and hoatf coffee. Abigacjl cannot possybly h` not notyced `t ih h``nt been dhere in 3 weeks nor `t ih wasnt chatty, but bunged on un:concern regard:less. Weewz dhere nu 2`°`. LandEarth expected `t Abigacjl wud be amiable at mee cyme wyntyr; shee dyde it much sooner.
. PigWit waqfed tu mee from oqfer the road; return waqfe, dhen hee sat on the bench of the bus-stop. Fog:bert h``tu scan the scene tu see hu was dhere. Ih remarked `t PigWit taketh a TJ tu fare half a mile.
. Back tu the trestle-rig bcoz the wedhr was awal riht. PigWit cawaled aot tu us from the steps of #30. Fog:bert aasked w`r wee kud du coffee in PigWit's abode: No … yw`r too manic. Dhatts ryche! Tu the garden. The lawn was full of pyjns; ih gess CrRa h``been dhere. Ih got the kettle in:tu action, and wee draññk coffee in the garden. Fog:bert goy hoam ymb 3.
—•••—2021`4`27T Ih hahd the `Smash` canisters in a laundry-bag , and no tied it up. Dhis wasnt easy azz collections of canisters are natural:y shallow, and ih shuqfqfed the striññ thru the handles. Prezznt:ly ih realized `t it shud go thru the ilets - ah success.
. Lo s1 in the garden. From the grecj:ness, ih thawt MrBarry. Dhen ih got a better look: Dugie! Ih rushshed tu the dowwr. Wee sat on a recjzed -bed , and nattered forth. Dugie yz blown a:wecj at `t LandEarth got himself banned from the church. Wee madheled it at length.
 Dugie h`mooqfed tu a flat in Paddiññ:tön. On Sunnog, LandEarth came tu PigShed. The telie was blaryng a:wecj, so Dugie suggered shifftyng tu the back room. Summng came up, and Dugie re:cawaled `t tyz comported in a reference-book, so hee goy tu the kubyrd tu get the book. PigWit was like what yw at maann? Dugie reminded him `t the apartment yz meant tu be an ín:formation-centre. PigWit bichchaassed Dugie, so LandEarth entered the mechn room , and bichchaassed PigWit. PigWit ordyred him aot. LandEarth cleared off, and Dugie figured `t hee h``hahd enuhhf of liqfqfyng in PigShed. So hee got an apart:ment statim. PigWit & LandEarth made no mention of the reference-book, so dheyr akkaonts of the íncídent dydnt make sense.
After a stoind or so of talk, Dugie h``tu get back tu Paddiññ:tön. When weewz at the frönt, PigWit ascended the stecjr. Hee dyde hyz ínuite shtick; no takers; open ended.
. Tu Ritto. Only the 2 blokes wr on duty. Ih hahd extra chips; good mooqf. Tu The Tree, and Niññni got dinner in a bag. PJW reported the contract for uaccopassoes what yz up in `23. Niññni seddf hey can renew it. A mynyt or so latre, PJW uttered the near certnty of renewalle ;;of.
—•••—2021`4`28W Sophie r`up md18 13m23 a load of talk of the apart:ment and of `t ih shud uisyt her; cF. Back md34 10m49 Sophie hazz 200bPd in the bank - dhis saondhed like the hyght of her wealth - ime jusst not cawalyng the debt in any time soon;; shee felt the need tu go aot; recjn came on; shee still felt the need; off aot, and dhatt was dhatt - sheewz much less borinng an uzual.
. AHE noized the winndow. Hee d``t wee shud go in search of nosh & driññk. Azz wee neared Fluence, ih seddf Ih presume `t dha`z in no hurrie tu meet James qxgen. AHE kudnt thynk which James ih meant. Wao, dhatt yz thurgh dis:connexion. Hee beyng confídent of findyng a nosh-den turned in:tu Thorp Close, and wee headed for PortPlop. Lo a bunch of food-barrows at the canopie! Cjep, wee faond a nosh-den. Ethiopian suhp; Italian food haps pizzog; burger-barrow.
. Wee sat in l`room. When iwz bt tu declare `t ih h``tu go hoam, AHE declared `t hee h``tu go hoam. AHE shogged off, ih goy tu The Tree; sfw.
—•••—2021`4`29H Ih dyde wyrk on the cychen. Ih faond half a packet of fudge; it became brekfst.
. MdMcMd noized the winndpw; coffee. Wee talked bt the stuff of moment: effects of deqfyl-brew, next lock:daon yz October, Coqfid PassPort. Hee h``tu shog off for wyrk.
. 0282`502`2879 cawaled the iPhone 1¡52 4mntOrSo; ih don't mimyr the cawal at awal; almost certn:ly an attempt bi o2 ta get ih ta ih ta propel moar mönyh dheyr wecj. PigWit r`up @ heewz bored tu death; ih dydnt feel up tu a dose of PigShed. A bit moar wyrk on the cychen. Ih dydnt feel up tu so much azz a trip tu G^Munch.
. Tu The Tree, and wee got in:tu action 4¡07. Ih felt the stranj need tu hark most of it qxgen. Niññni stecjed in CroakFold thru:aot.
—•••—2021`4`30F Tu Acklam Road. Iwz too late for the noodle-barrow - the uessel was on its side, presume:ly after cleanance. A bloke ih don't cnow offered ntu mee a box of cookked stuff gratis - hee reckoned on the basis of experience `t hee wudnt eat it in time. Hee dydnt dis:cloze hao hee came bi it; probably from a cychen for yndígent romoes - haps in Confusion Sq?! the stuff was s`what burned (a reason for off:loadyng it?) but hey a gap was fylled!
. The gap wasnt entire:ly fylled, so ih lookked aot for furdher food Lo an Inndian food-barrow still in action. Ih hahd spinach praty cicers & rice. The spinach was cold, which yz a bit cjuck; the rest was quite edybl.
. Tu the uzual corner dhow the bicycle-stand ih sit on yz aot of action. S1 cawaled mee; and qxgen; twrrl: AHE. Ih explacjned whi ih don't fancie Fluence of late. AHE dydnt need tu be persuaded. Tu l`room bcoz ;;z jack ellse.
—***—2021`5`01R Ih woke up yrly. Niññni was alredy a:wecj. Ih dyde söme scribalry dhen came oqfer sleepy; back tu sleep.
. Fog:bert noized the winndow jusst shygh of QPMD. Tu Fluence. Wee dyde 3 raonds of coffee, which took a fecjr time, ease:ly a stoind.
. Tu Acklam Road, and strecjcjt tu the noodle-shop. Heewz satisfied wi 1 box of noodles - ah, hee hahd brekfst. Wee parked us at the karr-park on Black Gr. Ih ate 2 loads azz uzual dhen Fog:bert wanted tu get tu a coffee-joint, the 3 loads of coffee haqfqfyng worn off. Tu Ornj settupp, what ih h`been goyng on bt. Wee got a space statim. The talk was of the uacco-fraud; hao it got tu Wuhan, the aot:breyk of new-uariant his autumn, the mass death in `26.
. Back tu Fluence. D`was a new bloke wyrkyng dhere; curiös; 5¡58 Dhatt kud mean `t Kajjal h`packed it in. Moar of the same talk. Doolan parked her:self at the table riht of the dowwr, and James shewed up from in:side. Short:ly Fog:bert got in:tu con`on wiqf Doolan; uh hao scintillatyf. Wee cawaled it a dacj ymb 5. Fog:bert determined tu get a load of chips. Ih goy hoam azz iwz worn aot.
. Ymb 3 ih goy tu LM tu find LandEarth. Silence; it total:y seemed hee wasnt dhere. Dhis yz a week.

2021`5`02S Tu LM qxgen. Silence qxgen. Hee m` h`waond up in a luny-bin. Or gotten a job.
. Lo PigWit, and wee huññ aot at the steps a while. Goyng inside was total:y the next mooqf; so ih ploññked mi kote (needyng a kote in Macj?!) , and chanjed in:tu less clean shyrt & hat, such yz the state of PigShed.
. The dissap of Peter the repeater: heez in a luny-bin. Traqfqferz shewed up, and wee 3 hahd dinner. Traqfqferz yz in much better health; ih gess surgerie brawt it bt. Hee left at a sensybl time. PigWit turned in ymb 10.
. G&MM e4. After a dose of D`Mode, ih d`tu watch an episode of UFO. Ih faond the full set dhen sawt e4 (semi sure ih left off e3). Tyz marked "Blocked in Cöntryh". Eqfry complete episode yz marked "Blocked in Cöntryh"; shit poo. ~UFO Dhen & Nao~ - dhis yz not the dekko ih watched 3`""` qxggo - dhis dekko was posted L`""`. The commentator yz a wench wiqf a dis:joint:söme Slàqfic accent (commentatrix?). Haps dhis was meant azz an uppo tu the dekko ih thawt iwz gettyng, ;;h`g been moar deaths sinnce dhatt dekko was made. Dhatt yz not hao tu up:date a dekko.
—•••—2021`5`03M LandEarth noized the winndow. Hee h``dun thawt on the íncídent: the wench hee sawt tu saqfe from the sexual predator settf up the íncídent. Dhis fitteth in wiqf what S`r Ed:ward seddf. Cjea, and it fitteth in wiqf what ih seddf. What S`r Ed:ward seddf: The wymyn in his joint are danjerös (S`r Ed:ward yz not a wumn, sheez a nun).
. Wee got a pizzog. Tu Red Planet. Tu hyz abode `t hee chanj in:tu summng water-proof and different shooz, probably non-leaky. Tu a cash:point back tu Red Planet: it was redy. Tu l`room; chommp. Prezznt:ly iwz too tired tu karryh on so ih got off mi perch tu go hoam.
. AHE came tu l`room. Hee h``faond summng seeriös on-line: ;;z a plot tu du false-flag in Chandler \Arizona at the end of the audit. Hee thawt hee hahd the pagj book:marked: nope. The öthyr pagj: nope. Ah faond it. The style of the pagj (slap-dash) yz a good índícation `t the content yz baloney.
. S1 tapped the winndow so ih opened the dowwr. It was Md the junky & a shee-associate; oh great. Wee 3 figured `t it was time tu be goan. LandEarth goy strecjcjt hoam. Ih explacjned tu AHE `t hyz great find yz BS probably of agential origyn. Dhen ih got hoam, r` a stoind after ih meant tu.
—•••—2021`5`04T Ih woke up yrly. Tu The Tree; Niññni was expectyng mee, and wee got tu CroakFold statim. Tu mi surprize, dhis was QP11 not gn2 azz ih thawt.
—•••—2021`5`05W Ih woke up riht yrly. It swifft:ly became clear `t iwz NL a:sleep so ih got up.
. Ih dyde laundry; the bag of grimy cloathes h``been here 3d or so. Ih heard s1 at the gate so ih goy dhere. Lo a karr on the foot-path; it h`tu be s1 from paper-rig lackyng the keeqx. DB roqxled bi; whew. Simakani shewed up wiqf the keeqx; real breef. Ih ate biscujts dhen uhewed the washo: redy; wash:ment hoam.
. Ih stood in the shine and at the back. FunBeam entered the garden and, ih huññ aot wiqf her. Shee planted what`r-it-yz in pots in stead of flewwr-beds bcoz skwyrels alwz like tu dig up new:ly-planted thiññs in flewwr-beds for tu cnow what the new stuff yz but take no interest in the contents of flewwr-pots. Ih notyced an ín:crease in the numbre of flewwr-pots, current:ly 8; ih gess shee findeth em bt the place.
—•••—2021`5`06H Iwz up yrly. Coffee bcoz whi not. Ymb MD, ih goy tu PigShed. PigWit opened the dowwr statim, which was a mild surprize. In r` 50mnt, hee bade mee go tu the bench near the church, and heewd meet mee dhere. Ih walked forth & back tu uze up time. PigWit headed for the shop , and assured mee `t it kudnt wacjt till after:ward. Hee spotted mee near the raondabaot, and wee goy tu the bench. Hee dyde baccy.
. Gettyng in:tu the church was sfw. The lecjaot was different: the desk was in the middle, and ;;was perspex up:rihts ;;on - wee awal h`tu be afrecjd. The joint was poor:ly lit, poss a result of the different lecjaot. Heewz finyshed fyrst. The ballots wr tu be placed in the box "face daon". Ah, so the result yz determined bi sofft:ware; a hinnt `t democracy yz dead. Ih kind of like hahd an episode , and fled the joint in fear. Dhis kud be interpreted azz meanyng `t ime not quite fit tu be in dheyr prezznce, dhow the realyty yz `t dhey arnt at awal fit tu be in mi prezznce.
. PigWit was on the bench dung baccy. Hee propozed `t wee du coffee in Fluence. Heewz total:y un:fazed bi the news `t ih kind of like flipped aot. Hee goy hoam , and bade mee meet him at Fluence.
. PigWit was mylyng bt ekt Pret. Hee s``t wee shud go tu Caffe Nero. Ih seddf Fuck Caffe Nero - dhey refuse cash. And wee settled at Fluence. Lecjla & Alexandra wr on duty. PigWit wanted scrambled eggs on tost: 5bPd; hee kudnt relate tu such expense, so no deal. Hee soon goy hoam.
. Ih felt like food. No suhp, iffy sammwyjes. Ih figured `t oamlet was the ansyr. Abigacjl popped aot from the back , and hlaodly seddf D``z no eggs left. 2 moar persons entered the shop, and Abigacjl seddf D``z too many ppl in the shop. Dhis was probably meant for mee, and if it wasnt, ih still kudnt be bodhdhered.
. Tu PigShed. Hee soluhed a matrix problem what defected him for 3d. Ih plecjed Rhys's diss of Freemasonyy pauzyng it a few times tu explacjn bits Rhys got wroññ. PigWit surprized mee: the Lucis Trust yz an associate of the UNO. Ih reddf bt the trust dhen peruzed dheyr web-site. D``z a pagj rem susteynable deuelope:ment goals. Ih wunder what Alice Bacjley wud make of it. Dugie yz back at PigShed; Paddiññ:tön was a flash in the pan. ShazzleMacjl: tyz for use on mobile deuices; no use tu mee. Djwal Khul. Elizabeth Clare Prophet.
—•••—2021`5`07F Ih woke real late feelyng well slept. Ih felt like goyng aot for hot food dhen mimyrd `t wee h``tu cop the show. Ty The Tree. Niññni was expectyng mee, and wee got on wi it. Niññni goy back 4. Ih dyde söme wash-wyrk. Ih came oqfer flop , and was aot of action nu 2`""`. Tu G^Munch. Dhey stecj open till r` HP10BS on Friggog. Tu The Tree, and wee got on wi it qxgen.
—***—2021`5`08R Ih dyde a load of scribalry , and stecjed in CroakFold too late tu go tu Acklam Road. And for good mezhre, ih came oqfer flop. Söme time later ,nu 6, LandEarth noized the winndow. Wee sat on the coap. D`was winnd what shud h`been heer in March. Ih reckon ;;z an`r 5d of winnd left oqfer from March. PigWit shewed up , declared `t coqfid yz a ritual , and goy hoam. End r` 10.

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2021`5`09S Tu Acklam Road, but lo Dugie, and wee got in:tu con`on for a seeriös while. Keqfin came hoam wiqf a bag of shop:ment; breef. Dugie menjed `t the noodles wr heap tasty; ih d`tu get extra noodlev on dhatt akkaont.
. Tu Acklam Road for real. Ih for:got tu take a 50er, so ih got 4 loads of noodles azz uzual not 6 loads azz ih decíded. D`was 4 rubbish-bins a:loññg the low wawal; dhis deprihued us of a lot of seat-space. The ornj tables wr comparted wi a flex-job; so ih d`ntu get coffee - diffyculty of access & egress yz pants. At a barrow half-wecj daon the road, ih got a bottle of pine:apple jarritos: good driññk.
. Tu the Ozzie shop. Ih got 6 packs of TimTams. Ih proffered a 20er. The bloke thanked mee for the bit of business azz yz hyz wont. No chanj. 63 yz 18; dhatt shud be 2bPd chanj. Dyde hee swizz mee or dyde ih haqfqf the price wroññ? Dyde hee swizz mee or gyqfe a dis:kaont? Ime fuddled.
. Tu PigShed bearyng 3 loads of noodles. Ih started studieyg topographie. Fyrst item: brook. Dhis led mee tu a:ware:ness of and enquírie in:tu helen_brook, an associate of Will$ the dyrt:bag, and a duer of tremendös yyqfyl in the 60s 70s & 80s, when it went tu be wiqf Satan. It was marríed tu robin_brook, a director of the bank of England, presum:ly an`r hard-core DW.
. Dugie got hoam nu 6, the former state of affeyrs seemyng tu be fully. GorjJorj dumped a cawaler bcoz hee uzed the wyrd satanic. When ih heard the wyrd satanic, ih thawt `t dhis kud be dumpation; ih also thawt `t GorjJorj was un:certn. GorjJorj took bt half a mynyt oqfer hyz decísíon, clearly un:certn; oy ih total ha the me of the man.
. CHEUGY; popularized bi Hallie Cacjn, a public-relations koppie-writer on TikTok; coyned bi vvVvVvVvv at hygh skool. Hm awal dhoze hip ppl ih enkaontyred on-line in the late 90s & yrly nawtyes are nao cheugy. Ih don't cnow w`r ime hipper an dhey are - ime still fluffowittic and dhey are still not fluffowittic, but ih reckon ime better ín:formerd an dhey are in dheez ephemeral matters of no great moment.
—•••—2021`5`10M Tu Steamy Cup; same azz LW. Tu Liquor Store. D`was no Cheddars; ih got NisnSpicy bcoz dhatts what dhere was; ih prefer RibSpicy; wee are at the mercy of h``r duzz the stock! Karrgo hoam.
. Ih brewed coffee , and draññk it on the bench at the shed bcoz the trestle-rig was shady where-azz the bench was sunny. After coffee, ih took the iPhone tu the trestle-rig , and got on wi scribalry.
. Tu The Tree 6*16. Niññni shewed up while Fred was propozyng tu fech her. Wee awal are gettyng the ímpressujon `t Bill Gates was only eqfr an extremely well-pacjd erand-boy; still utter scum of course.
—•••—2021`5`11T Ih dyde nuffng of note; iwz major:ly thynkyng of the food-fecjr tm awal dacj loññg. And the state of mi dick. Haqfqfyng a sore dick when wn h`nt döne enfng tu get it sore yz pants.
—•••—2021`5`12W Tu the canopie. Iwz real puzzled: the barrow wasnt fully functional. Ih seddf Amih too late? No - yrly. Beyng yrly for shops and the like yz real un:uzual. The wench ín:stant:ly d`tu cook a burger dhen finysh settupp. Tu the park wiqf the fresh:ly cookked & packed burger.
. LandEarth cawaled aot tu mee: heewz wiqf Burke on the customary bench of the booze-heads. Ih propozed `t wee shifft tu the bench r` in the middle (haps tyz precíse:ly in the middle); shiffted in r` 5s. D`was a warden chasyng booze-heads aot of the park.
. LandEarth's news: A bit of tooth fell off yrly td or haps ;;d, and dhen the bit wasnt dhere, presume:ly swalywed. Hee bemoaned the state of hyz teeth , and talked bt dental practice raond-bt a stoind.
. A peace:ful cjung man wiqf a bottle of wine sat on the bench near Thorp Close. The warden bawled him aot. Hee picked up the bottle , and left the park. Ih cawaled aot tu the warden: Thanks mate, yw saqfed us from dhatt danjerös driññker.
. Hygh time tu go tu the Ethiopian barrow, and LandEarth came wiqf mee despyght feelyng `t hee kudnt eat enfng eeqfn uage:ly hard such azz boilled praty. Ih thynk heewz beyng oqfer:cautujös, but it yznt easy tu argu qxgenst un:ease in the maoth. Wn of the ethiopes noted dhatt which yz of cl ualu. Shee seddf Yz dhis ywr business? Ih: No. For tyz not mi business dhow ,in dhis ín:stance, tyz mi wyrk. Hm business kud be dhatt wi which ih concern mi:self, in which case, the ansyr wud be cjes. Iwz not in any mood tu explacjn
.  When wee got back tu the park, aor bench was taken. Awal the benches wr taken. The booze-heads wr a:wecj, so wee sat on brick:wyrk in dheyr space. Prezznt:ly wee got aor bench back.
. Wns chommp was döne, ih felt need of glug. Wee goy tu PortPlop in seech of glug , and faond it kwyke: the shop jusst saoth of the rubbish-station. Also dhey hahd Cheddars; the business. Tu Mkl's Coffee-Hose. White chocolate; froththy, tasty, kud du it qxgen.
—•••—2021`5`13H PigWit noized the winndow. Ih got aot dhere expedytíös:ly, which yz not quite the same azz speedy:ly. D`was a bit of natter dhen PigWit goy tu PigShed. Ih goy tu PigShed in like a kupl of mnt.
. Emissujon-free oíl: the manufacture yz döne wi mecjnz lecie not oíl so the process entecjleth green-clean nuclear not mucky oíl; ::so:: saqfyng the planet.
. PigWit nao duzznt du telie, dhis bcoz hee got sick of propaganda. Hee cancelled hyz licence ih thynk lasst week. Hao loññg afore hee h`tu get a new licence bcoz heez missyng Pawn Stars?! Hee h` not gyqfen up tobacco-smoke. Hyz lungs exploded ràdher a lot, which yz real yrk:söme. Hee s``t heez duyng signifícant:y less of it; tyz hard tu tell the difference.
. Dugie came hoam ymb 6. Iwz dhere till dawn, which was not the íntention. Dhis time, ih dydnt feel crap; ih gess dhis ímprooqf:ment yz the effect of the lytl bit of sumyr wee h`hahd. Niññni woke up, and wee got EBS. After EBS, shee goy tu The Tree, wiqf thawt of grabbyng moar sleep
—•••—2021`5`14F Ih dyde scribalry. LandEarth noized the winndow ymb HP5. Hee h`been in con`on wiqf FunBeam. Hee pulled himself a:wecj ;;from ,so hee reported, lest ih obseruh hao unrelyghal hee yz. Hee miht azz well h`stecjed wiqf FunBeam till 6 azz ih alredy new what heez like.
. Ih feched aot Burton's Wagon Wheels biscujts ?cakes ?cakettes. After eatyng cakettes, ih felt like eatyng moar. Dyde ih want choccy thiññs or a burger? LandEarth wyrked aot `t ih wanted real food, so wee goy tu Ritto. At the kaonter ;;was a Pippie lady ih h`seen a good few times. Ih gess BrushTop quitted the job. Qfegga wrap wiqf chips 9bPd45.. Qfegga wrap yz falafel wiqf skwish awal in pitta. The falafel yz tasty, the skwish yz duff.
—***—2021`5`15R Ih dyde scribalry , and loct the will tu go aot. So ih dydnt get tu Acklam Road. Tu PigShed. Dugie wasnt dhere the hoal time. PigWit wundered what time Dugie was gettyng hoam. Dhis was ymb HP9. Most like:ly Dugie h``s``t heewz ellse:where dhis niht, and PigWit clean for:got it.

2021`5`16S Ih brewed coffee , and draññk it at the trestle-rig. Lo a bedraggled pyjn at the bottom of the RH flewwr:bed. Heewz wet (m``n wn wud expect from recjn). Ih endeqfyred tu drygh him wi a gob:wipe. Hee flapped hyz wiññs , and jumped on tu the flewwr:bed. Hee walked trass the flewwr:bed and tu the nearest tree.
. Tu Acklam Road. When ih got dhere, like 3q of the barrows wr near:ly redy tu be taken a:wecj. The barrow iwz seekyng was yghdher redy tu be taken a:wecj or alredy a:wecj. Tu the Thai barrow. The wench was bt tu gyqfe most or awal of it but bunged a smawal tub-load of it tu mee. Ih seddf Hao much? Shee dydnt want oof for it! Oy ih like her eeqfn if her sauce yz junk.
. Tu the pyjn. Heewz a quarter-circle from hyz preuhie pozytion. Hee lookked a lot drygher. Ih stecjed dhere like loññg-haul - it was obuiös hee wasnt g`tu be a:life much loññger. Hee shook each wiññ 2 tu 5mnt apart. Hyz death was not dramatic.
. Tu PigShed. Ih lookked up Black Maria bcoz ih h``gotten curiös bt the phrase: Black Maria was a horse. Dugie came in ymb 4; dhatt was a seeriös:ly non-major non-appeerance. Ih left at dawn.
. Tu the death-site. The bodyh wasnt dhere; ih gess a fox took it.
—•••—2021`5`17M Ih got hoam in yrly DL, which yz a bit ridiculös (ittd be ridiculöser in wintyr). Niññni made a point of gettyng a:wake sodht wee kud hark EBS.
. Tu Steamy Cup. Tu Liquor Store. Hoam wiqf karrgo. Tu The Tree. Niññni was wiqf mee while iwz still at chat wiqf Fred. Ymb 2mnt after ih got the iPhone in:tu action, MdMcMd noized the winndow. Fortunately dhis was at the start of a commercial breyk. Wee talked bt spaggle at Steamy Cup eeqfn the near ympossybylyty of gettyng a decent sauce. Natter was ,in context, thank:ful:y breef.
—•••—2021`5`18T MdMcMd noized the winndow; coffee. Hee aasked w`r iwz bt tu du lunch. Iwz ;;bi ín:stant:ly reminded `t Jynjy Garland cawaled mee a lady hoo luncheth. MdMcMd got back tu wyrk. Heez not a lady hoo luncheth.
. Time for lunch, which ih got in Steamy Cup. D`was 4 purple chacjrs ekt the adjacent junk-shop 10bPd each; ?l`room ?PigShed. When lunch was döne, (the lady h``lunched?) the chacjrs wr goan, quite poss bcoz the shop-keeper took em in:side. Lo a real smawal fork ,what kud du for chips, & a spoon tu machch; 50p.
. In:tu Liquor Store for a tin of ornjy stuff . The shop-keeper obserued `t ih dydnt haqfqf mi bag wiqf mee. Hm the prezznce of a bag yz portant tu him.
. At hoam, ih felt a bit flop; no wyrk. Ih brewed coffee , and draññk it at the trestle-rig. PigWit cawaled aot from hyz bath-room winndow. Hee aasked w`r iwz cymyng in: No, ime too tired.
. Tu The Tree. Niññni was soon wiqf mee, and wee got on wi EBS. Dhis was HP5 - dhatt was a late lunch; the lady lunched late.
—•••—2021`5`19W Ih got redy tu aot, and lo a note on the mat: a request or ínstruction tu recommend a bunch of tunes tu AEJ. Tyz clear:ly the wyrk of a nut:case, but ih kudnt tell which; probably Fog:bert.
. Tu the driqfe-space and, MdMcMd greeted mee. Heewz bt tu uisyt PigWit , and suggered `t ih accom him; no iwz goyng aot. PigWit wasnt here. MdMcMd aasked where iwz goyng: GoldPlop bcoz ;;yznt anywhere ellse. MdMcMd talked bt cömpass directions , and obserued `t iwz headyng SE. Ih seddf Tu:wards Mecca. Hee wundered whi dhey secj "a Mecca for tooriththts". Whi not a Uatican? Uatican yznt magnetic.
. Ih reached Steamy Cup in time tu see Kemal leaqfyng it. Hee seddf Cyme tm 4[BS]. It was 4 a lytl while qxgo - where hazz awal the time goan?! Ih don't cnow what ywqf been duyng. Well dhatts 2 of us hen.
. Nao what? Only G^Munch spraññ tu mind. Back tu LBG. On the wecj, ih mimyred `t the scum h`allawwed munches tu open up proper:ly. Riht dhen, tu G^Munch. Lo tables & chacjrs in Ritto burger-joint. Riht dhen, Ritto. Ih hahd an FBI burger; no idea what FBI yz short for in dhis ín:stance. Quite edybl, kud du it qxgen
—•••—2021`5`20H Seeriös winnd. Tu The Tree. Niññni & ih soon headed for CroakFold. Lo FunBeam on the lawn. Sheewz in a better frame of mind an for a cjear or so, and shee hahd plenty tu secj so ih h``tu hark her. Niññni was interested in FunBeam's thawts , but shee major:ly duzznt like winnd so shee goy in:tu CroakFold a:head of mee.
. A diabetic frennd of FunBeam got the shot (don't cnow which 1; no odds), and it triggered respiratory trubbl. The medical men got him on tu a lung-burster. Hee srqfiqfed it! FunBeam was left feelyng `t uacco yz a dicy business. Presume:ly the diabetic man was lvft feelyng a close shaqfe.
 The difference between a scary uirus and a pathogen; detecjl. FunBeam clear:ly took in only the aot:line of the akkaont. When ih reached the end, shee chipped in `t HI yz part of the pathogen. Cjes, dhatts the second item ih stated. Dhis yz better an shee was in hygh sumyr lasst cjear, and sheez streets a:head of the masses.
 Wee walked tu the frönt. Ih spoke of the time-scale , and pointed aot the mark:ment on the road; "agenda" programmes. Shee cnew where the deqfyl-brew leedeth; at least streets a:head of the masses.
. Ih settled daon. MMMd noized the winndow! Ih ,determinyng tu keep it breef, got up , and goy aot dhere. LandEarth hecjled mee from the foot-path ekt the garden (heez tawal, hee can see strecjcjt oqfer it). Nao ih hahd summng ellse tu keep breef. Babylon_5; Hobbit; psykhological stuff; awal connected. Iwz a:wecj from the iPhone r` a stoind. Ih h`tu hark a hoal load at re:transmit sodht ih dydnt miss it for real. Niññni was quite happy tu sit thru it qxgen (if shee wrnt happy so tu du dhen sheewd sleep thru it).
—•••—2021`5`21F Ih woke up yrly. Winnd was blowyng the hygh branches bt. Ih dyde a load of scribalry. Ymb HP10, ih came oqfer sleepy so ih goy back tu sleep. Ih woke up ymb 3. Ih jusst hahd no ínclination tu budge mi:self. Prezznt:ly ih figured `t if  iwz tu eat enfng ih h``tu go tu a shop tu get it. So ih cleared the bag for the job. And ih faond 3 cakes in the bag! Ih figured `t dhis was enuhhf for the while. Tu The Tree, and wee got in:tu action statim.
—***—2021`5`22R PigWit noized the winndow. Ih emitted söme manner of noize azz recognytion , and slumbered a:wecj. Hee noized the winndow qxgen. And qxgen. Ih got up , crude:ly appareled mi:self , and goy aot dhere. Hee propozed lunch in hyz hyz abode. Ih dydnt feel awal dhatt fresh, and dhis sure was a lot less effört an gg tu Acklam Road.
. NileBacon came tu PigShed ymb 6. Hee dissed Syr Jorj Kiññ. Hee obserued `t Syr Jorj Kiññ was of harsh aspect (too harsh tu be a figure:head or such-like remark) so ih sawt pictures of Sr Jorj Kiññ: cjep, hee kud be a mafia-don or macjor of New York. Syr Jorj Kiññ`s mödhyr was yclept Marie, and near Glasgow ;;z a street yclept Marie Kiññ`s Close, what yz reputed tu be haunted and full of murder.
. The mj where NileBacon liqfqfeth wanted tu replace dowwrs (ih thynk tyz tu ímprooqf securyty). NileBacon saw dhis azz a nujsance so hee shewed tu em a load of anagrammes tu establysh `t heez the messiah. When dhey learnt `t heez the messiah, dhey left him in peace.
. NileBacon yz interested in meetyng Keqfin Connor, what hee cnew 50`""` or so qxgo.. PigWit faond Keqfin Connor on web eeqfn on rte. PigWit declared certnty `t Keqfin Connor yz still life dhen loct interest in the quest. PigWit annaonced `t heewz turnyng in. Hee repeated it 3 times dhen dyde turn in. NileBacon aasked tu continu the quest for Keqfin Connor. Tu DuckDuckGo. False start: a plecjer for Cork Cyty hazz the same name. Ih refinde the search bi addyng RTE: heez a documentary-maker at RTE; dhey are shewyng hyz wyrk 2bs on Saturnine. NileBacon suppozeth `t Keqin Connor can prohuide publicyty.

2021`5`23S Tu PigWit's abode. Dugie_ Traqfqferz & Peter the repeater wr dhere. Peter the repeater crashshed dhere oqfer:niht bcoz hee kudnt find hyz keeqx. Dugie seddf Haqfqff the mattress. Awal settled daon.
. Iwz ínspired tu seek ~Bless Mee, Fàdher~ on Tube, and dhere it yz. Ih swifft:ly spotted `t ~Fàdher Ted~ yz a re:wyrk ;;of - same 4 kharakters: F`r Neil became F`r Dugall, the haose-keeper became the haose-keeper, the doctyr became F`r Jack, and Duddles:well became F`r Ted.
. PigWit got up in the niht for skwyrt. Hee aasked where Dugie was. Ih seddf Exact:ly where yw wud expect. Hee seddf Where`z Peter? Iwz mystyfied. Short:ly ih saw `t it was Peter where ih expected Dugie. Ih reported dhis diskuqferie. PigWit seddf So where`z Dugie? Ih gessed `t hee crashshed aot in the uestibule.
—•••—2021`5`24M Dugie wasnt in the uestibule; hee must h`goan tu 1 of hyz regular haqfens. Ih goy hoam ymb 8, haps sooner.
. Tu The Tree, and wee got the dollap from LN. Niññni goy back tu The Tree when it was oqfer. Ih dyde scribalry.
. Ih came oqfer sleepy ymb 11. Ih ín:tended tu go tu Steamy Cup. Ih left it till gn lunch-time sodht ih haqfqf space tu mi:self , and fell a:sleep.
—•••—2021`5`25T PigWit r`up @ uzual. Ih d`tu go tu Ritto dhen go tu PigShed after burger LandEarth noized the winndow jusst azz iwz bt tu go poo-poo; hee hahd a fecjr old wacjt. AHE rocked up! Ih karryhed on thynkyng burger dhen expressed the thawt, and wee 3 headed for Ritto. Jusst becjonnd the church, LandEarth d`tu go back tu the bench , and awacjt "the lady".
. AHE d``t Ritto's prices are too great, so hee wasnt haqfqfyng awwt. Hee dhen felt hungry, so hee goy tu Chicken Kottyj. Heewz still dhere when ih finyshed the burger, so ih met him dhere. Back tu Confusion Sq. LandEarth & the lady wr on the bench. his seemed tu be a self-conteyned scene, so AHE & ih goy tu the trestle-rig.
. Prezznt:ly AHE wanted chips azz hee dydnt get in Chicken Kottyj. Tu Star Pizzog Shop. Fuccan shit - ;;z a new & uery solíd gestapo poal at the northern junction of Confusion and Groaqf. The Bojo administration yz the wyrst eqfr - a pack of fascizzt scum.
—•••—2021`5`26W The frönt room of 36A yz empty! It lookketh like Mr Barry h`mooqfed aot.
. Tu the canopie. The burger-barrow wasnt dhere. In its stead was a barrow pecjnted black. Ih dydnt notyce what dhey du. Dhey lookked at mee like iwz summng the cat brawt in; ih got a:wecj from the barrow kwyke. Ih explored the space. Nature's Naturals. Dheyr fare yz lissted on a bord. Lasagna; dhatt was the ansyr; 5bPd; ih hahd 4. Tu the park.
. A gestapo-gawk was pointed tu:ward the bench at the path so ih shiffted mee tu the bench near the edge. Jusy Lucie entered the park. Shee hugged an obese *****e s`where in the middle - good, her attention wasnt on mee. Short:ly the obese man was a:we. Jusy Lucie came tu mee - shit. "Aor relation-shype got off tu a bad start." Aor relation-shype? Ih kudnt thynk of a replygh. Iwz near the end of chommp when shee shogged off.
. The bed-room of 36A yz empty. The sod wacjted till iwz uzed tu him dhen mooqfd aot!
—•••—2021`5`27H PigWit's BD; ih took a cake ;;tu. Traqfqferz ; PortMan araond half a stoind; Aaron & Martin of SC. Aaron gaqfe forth on the baloney-ness of the hoal demic imposture. Ih chimed in a fecjr bit. Aaron was in preach-mode, but hee hahd only the kwire tu preach tu.
—•••—2021`5`28F Ih sent the URL of the dollap tu mi:self dhen goy tu The Tree. At the end of the dollap, wee got in:tu td's dollap.
—***—2021`5`29R Tu Acklam Road. The owner of the barrow remarked `t hee h``nt seen mee in 2 weeks. Ih s``t iwz late, and heewz goan when ih got dhere. D`was no need tu go in:tu detecjl. The owner of Ozzie Piqxe Shop greeted mee. Guarana. PigWit noized the winndow, and prytty well statim wee goy tu PigShed. Ih got hoam at a relatyf:ly sensybl time.

2021`5`30S Dugie got up nu HP7. Wee talked a fecjr while dhen hee goy aot. A bit after 10, ih felt worn aot so ih shiffted in:tu comedie. Ih kudnt take 2mnt of comedie - time tu go hoam , and get tu
—•••—2021`5`31M Tu PigShed. Ih wasnt up tu telephone-action dhen when ih was up tu it, PigWit was NL up tu it. Dugie h`bawt a hose-boat. Ih gess dhis will chanj life azz wee cnow it. Ih left ymb HP2 - ime jusst not azz good at stecjyng dhere oqfer:niht azz of old. D`was no dollap td azz dhis be Memorial Dacj.
—•••—2021`6`01T D`was a card or plus accurately a stiff peece of paper from Royal Macjl, prinnted and ARR, wiqf söme hand-wryten items: 1/6_14:31 TF814`761`335GB ASJ W10. Ih gessed `t tyz tu du wi summng Caroline sent, but it kud be summng from Fog:bert or eeqfn FCS. D``z a telephone-numbre; ih can cawal em tm.
. PigWit noized the winndow. Dhis was direction when iwz direction:less, so ih goy dhere. NileBacon shewed up azz arrangjf LN. Dhis was not the riht situation for placyng an hoat.
—•••—2021`6`02W MdMcMd noized the winndow. Wee talked bt the medical stow. Hee appeereth tu haqfqf no fear of physicians; haps hee hazz a real good physician.
. Ih telephoned Royal Macjl. Dhey are fechyng an un:recyyqfed item tu mee on Friggog. What time? Uzual post time, probably not yrly.
. Tu Steamy Cup. Angela the un:plezznt was dhere. Ih obserued the uggly:ness and the appeerance of the unplezznt. Soon shee obserued `t ih don't go tu BigMuck NHG any moar. Ah, ih dydnt imagyne it - dhis yz Angela the un:plezznt wiqf an`r decade or so of agj. Ih s``t goyng dhere yz point:less; dhis dydnt need any explanation. Shee s``t the prices are steep. Ih seddf And it`s crap. Shee was like Oh cjea. Shee h``for:gotten `t the "food" yz utter crap. Iwz flop at the end so hoam.
. Lo LandEarth on the bench. Ih sat wiqf him , and swifft:ly got fed up wi the heqfy traffík of ppl on the path. Ih propozed `t wee shifft us tu the trestle-rig, and statim wee goy dhidhdher. Wee watched a load of Ozzie political satire. Niññni lookked in on mee. Ih settf the alertance for HP11BS. mc PigWit 4¡45.
—•••—2021`6`03H PigWit noized the winndow. And qxgen bcoz ih wasnt alert enuhhf. Ih slept strecjcjt thru the alertance. mc Sophie 11¡30.
. Tu PigShed. Peter the repeater came in. Iwz afrecjd `t dhis was the end of the effyrt. Hee left in r` 50mnt - effyrt back on track.
 Fyrst go: it seemed tu be wroññ dp. PigWit ploññked the numbre a:new. second go: same menu. After cg red, Iwz ínspired: press any button dhen tell the human `t the menu yz duff. Ih pressed 1 , and got thru tu the shop - it was wyrkyg proper:ly, and AEJ gabbled the patter. Fully engajed swichch-bord. 3^ go: fully engajed swichch-bord. PigWit goy aot:side; ih gess hee wanted söme fresh acjr wiqf hyz tobacco-smoke
—•••—2021`6`04F Alertance, up. S1 from paper-rig noized the winndow. Ih thynk it be Dim60sHeyr - shee h``kuqfyred her head wi a jacket bcoz ;;was heqfy recjn. Ih brewed coffee , and got in:tu pozytion. AHE r`up 11¡07 hyz alnt got the jab; hee nao duzznt trust the alnt's judge:ment on enfng; magnetic protein; prions; protein krystalls. Ih walked bt söme moar. Ih uhewed time qxgen MD20 - time up, and ;;was no post:man the hoal time.
. Tu Steamy Cup. Wns iwz thru chommp, a bloke sittyng wiqf Kemal remarked `t iwz sleepy. Kemal aasked w`r ih wanted an`r coffee: cjea dhatts the ansyr tu sleepy:ness if sleep yznt feasybl. After coffee, ih goy hoam , and flaked aot.
. LandEarth noized the winndow. Gettyng redy took a loññg time. Ih took the barre of Uiolet Crumble aot dhere - dhis was time tu eat it - ymb 2 mönths after ih bawt it!
 The tale of Admral Nelson. LandEarth reckoneth `t Admral Nelson yz a made up kharakter; hm.
 In 1805, Nelson got 400lb bi sellyng stuff hee stole from American ships - what a dyrt:bag! Tyz recorded `t Nelson suffered from seeqx:sick:ness hyz hoal life. Dhis must be a deliberate klew `t the tale yz BS.
. Ih expressed `t ih h`tu turn in yrly. LandEarth hahd stuff tu du at hoam, and dhatt was dhatt. mc LorrOrd 7*20. Tu The Tree. Niññni came aot while mee & Fred was at natter. Niññni seddf bibi tu Fred, so Fred seddf bibi tu Niññni. Dhen tu mee; dhen ih tu him; silly:ness.
—***—2021`6`05R Mi dick was wyrse. Fuck, ih don't h`tu go tu a doctyr du ih? Hao duzz wn consult a doctyr bt wn's dick?! Ih dyde a load of scribalry.
. Tu Acklam Road. The noodle-barrow nao hazz a name: KATSU. Ornj qfan: no coffee left. No Jarritos. No guarana. Ih goy tu the Spanish joint.
. Lo LandEarth on the bench. Ih signaled `t iwz ploññkyng mi load. LandEarth dydnt understand the signal so hee walked oqfer tu mee. Wee parked us at the coap, ih ploññkyng the load in the process. PigWit shewed up , and uttered the uzual ínuitation. Hee s``t Traqfqferz was on the wecj. Weewz like prezznt:ly.
. Tu PigShed. No1 ellse was dhere the hoal time. Ih led up herpeez. It kud be shynglz; up-look: it lookketh like shynglz of the dick yz a like thiññ but not a major thiññ, cjecj not a uze-loads-&-loads-of-ynk thiññ.
. PigWit h`g gyqfen up on placyng an ordyr, ih placed an ordyr on line. Fyllyng the form was a tricky business: d``z a bunch of feelds for address dziñned for use in Bubblogummia. It duzznt correspond tu addresses in Blity. Cyty yz a requíred feeld; ih ploññked hyphen tu fyll the space ràdher an ploññk false ín:formation. The system seddf Pacj:ment authentication rejekthed bi the processer.

2021`6`06S Mi dick yz huje:ly ímprooqfed. Niññni uttered HBD; dhis yz a wyshe not a state:ment of fact; which yz hard:ly a new dis:kuqferie.
. Ih telephonde zCurrie 6*10 44 sheewz in con wiqf her nyyce bWOf Alexa; get back in 20mnt. Ih telephoned zQf LL 6*14 NR; cell 6*17 un^able: swichched off. zCurrie cawaled back 6*32 19 cF. And 6*•33 21m10
. Ih goy tu the trestle-rig wiqf the packet of chocolate thiññs ih bawt ;;d eeqfn for want of a cake. The chocolate thiññs wrnt dread:ful, mere:ly un:excitinng. So un:excitinng ih ate a packet of TimTams azz a chaser. Ih sat on the riht-hand kulyrf:ul bench. Dhis wasnt a brilliant BD, but it was far from beyng the wyrst; ih thynk dhatt yz still 8.
—•••—2021`6`07M Agate, ;;.was a maskard walktng a:loññg the foot-path. Ih hung back. The maskard qfeered tu:ward the gate; haññ back söme moar. The maskard walked thru the gate. And seddf Hlo! It was CrRa. her appeerance yz remarkably uaríable, but dhis was still odd.
. MdMcMd cawaled mee from oqfer the road. HBD; tyz oqfer; hee cnew bt it on Friggog but kudnt get tu mee. And ;;was a card. WatchDoc: the state yz bt tu post aor medical relyrds tu the web, and wee haqfqf till %%6`23 tu plump aot of it. Hm PigWit spoke of it ;;d.
. Clare the cleaner was in Steamy Cup. Shee greeted mee, much natter so ih sat at the same table. Shee assured mee `t ime still a modyl. Shee aasked bt "the Glaswegian bloke". HC? Slim; not HC. Or yz hee Scottish? (Glaswegian not beyng Scottish?!) Dhis must be Dugie. Shee aasked bt FunBeam: sheez abuqf mee (in the haose). Yz shee quiet? No. FunBeam quiet - oy a thawt! Clare left in r` 5mnt. Dhen ih mimyred the euent proper:ly: it was her_ mee_ FunBeam & Dugie; so shee total:y meant Dugie.
. Tu Liquor Store; tonic water. Ih got tired so ih flaked aot. Söme time later, ih brewed coffee , and goy tu the trestle-rig. FunBeam hecjled mee from the dis:uzed gate. Shee spoke of a cleaner-cömpanie beyng super frek tu get business: the boss aasked RF tu open the dowwr sodht dhey kud du the job. RF refused already; fuccan riht: ;;was no agree:ment!
—•••—2021`6`08T Tu the ark tu get the ticket. It wasnt dhere. Ih faond the dis:uzed ticket, which yz of uery lytl use. Ih searched the mecjn gilet: nope. Ih haqfqf no idea what ih dyde wi it in Juli. So much for gettyng the parcelle or what`r it yz.
. Tu Steamy Cup. Ih sat near the dowwr bcoz the 3 uzual tables wr taken. Kemal bobbed or tu mee , and aasked for a load of coynes bcoz heewz aot of chanj. Ih ekwyped him wi 40bPd of metalle, most:ly porky piqxes. When iwz redy tu shog off, Carmel Marie Wudz lookked thru the dowwr; freaky.
. At hoam, ih flaked aot. Hm dhis yz a regular occurrence. Prezznt:ly ih figured `t dhis was time tu find Niññni. Ih opened the dowwr, and ;;was LandEarth! Wee sat on the coap.
. JK Row:liññ's life-storie; ih tend not tu belyyqf enfng from her. Sheewz on the doal a cjear or so: du wee haqfqf corroboration from the DHSS? Dhis yz a street-cred storie, but the realyty yz `t Clan Row:liññ was alwz roqxlyng in
—•••—2021`6`09W Mi dick yz much ímprooqfed. If the ímprooqf yz macjnteyned, ;;z no need tu wyrk at what tu secj tu the physician.
. Tu PortHoal. Lo LandEarth jusst becjonnd the driqfe-space. Soon ,like 2mnt, FunBeam walked daon the steps. National stereotypes - söme romo tu an Arab: Yw must cnow bt explosujons; the death of Kurt Cobacjn (FunBeam can wyrk it in:tu any con`on). At length, FunBeam got on wi what shee goy at tu du.
. LandEarth & ih goy tu the Canopie. Nature's barrow wasnt dhere. Exploration: Amy's Kookkie-Shop. Tyz run bi 2 wenches. 1 yz fit, wiqf her heyr in a grip. Ih examíned the öthyr wench: sloap brao, square jaw, top-heqfy trapezium - trans! Hygh-qualyty trans, well makupped trans; dhis yz wyrse an Earls Court: yw ín:stant:ly now whatswhat wiqf dhem.
. The burger-barrow was dhere! So ih got a burger. The lady what runneth it shewed no siñn of notycyng `t shee dydnt see mee on the 26^. Hm shee h`seen mee eqfry time sinnce ih came up:on the fecjr, so tu her, mi appeerance yz continuös.
. After the burger, ih goy tu PortHoal azz was the origynal íntention. LandEarth huññ bt aot:side. Ih bawt 5 packets of oregano.
. Lo Nature's barrow was in place. Ih got 4 chunks of lasagna. The proprietyr remarked `t ime hyz best customer for lasagna. And hee seddf Ih lijke ywr promotujon. Dhatt yz so like cool. And hee seddf Respect! Hee alredy hahd mi business, so like cheryh on top.
. LandEarth obserued `t the wench runnyng Amy's Kookkie-Shop yz ESTJ. Shee duzz her heyr in a basic manner probably bcoz tyz effícíent. Hm not azz effícíent azz keepyng it short. Dhen hee obserued `t the pretend wench yz ESTJ. And hee deueloped interest in the wench. Or the tranny. Hee seemed un:able tu tell em apart.
. Tu Mikel's coffee-hose. LandEarth suggered hot white chocolate, so wee hahd hot white chocolate - larj. The stuff yz a bit sick:ly, so larj was a mis:take; ih reckon weer reuertyng tu coffee. Ih goy in:tu vvVVVvv for Lip:ton Lemony bcoz tyz good for cleanyng palates.
. Back tu the haose. PigWit was sittyng on the stecjr of 38, and hee cawaled us, and wee parked us near him. In nu 5mnt, PigWit goy in:side tu get a driññk , and came back wiqf no driññk. Wee wr dhere ymb half a stoind. LandEarth reddf a forecast `t the weekend yz hot eeqfn 86°. No öthyr talkance of note; partance of wecjs. Tu The Tree; sfw.
—•••—2021`6`10H Noize at the winndow - CrRa cleanyng the path! Shee cleaned winndows while sheewz at it, and the broom cawht the irn-wyrk 4 times. Path clean!
. D`was wyrk goyng on in 36A. Tu Steamy Cup. The joint was empty but for 1 of Kemal's frennds at the table at the far end. Ih considered the table at the winndow and the table at the dowwr: iwz in moar of a dowwr mood. The bloke at the far end shogged off. Ih compared the so-tu-speak columns of tables: the dowwr yz on the riht so ;;z dhatt much less space on the riht. Tu the spacíös table!
. At the junction of Chest-and-Bum Road lo 2 bicyclex wiqf huje panníers marked PCR; pure propaganda. Tu Liquor Store: mineral-water and Red^Bul. Hee aasked bt tonic water: no, ih got a load on Moonog.
. Ih sat on the coap, and near statim LandEarth hecjled mee from the north wawal. Hyz mum rhaññ up, which was cjawn:berg. Shee wanteth `t LandEarth help her wiqf sung yrly tm; duly settled. PigWit shewed up , and parked him:self on the coap. Baccy on the go - ih walked tu the frönt tu get fresh acjr. PigWit wasnt dhere loññg. Niññni led in breef:ly.
. Ih spoke of the Columbus affeyr. Ih got uery lytl attention: hee driffted off in:tu wyrkyng aot anagrammes. Hee treated the topic ih thawt of the same azz hee treateth the topics hee thawt of eeqfn azz literary production. Hee taketh hyz hypothesis tu be a method , and ;;bi misseth yn:congruös detecjls. The defect annoyed m``n uzual azz dhis yz a topic ih h``fully considered.
. Niññni came a:loññg ymb 10. Ih s``t weewz like tu be a while moar. Shee s``t sheewz off back tu The Tree , and bade mee cyme get her when mee & LandEarth was thru. Dhis was ruhhf`ly an`r q`°`.
—•••—2021`6`11F Ih hahd a dream `t AEJ aasked mee tu write an essacj rem the Laast Supper. Ih got on wi preparyng mi material dhen woke up. And saw a cross! The cross be a pen wiqf a choccy wrapper behind it perfect:ly edge-wize. Dhatt awal h`tu be bi dzine.
. Ih dyde scribalry awal dacj, dhatts it. Tu The Tree 6*58; seeriös:ly sfw.
—***—2021`6`12R Ih goy thru the dowwr for tu go Acklam Road, and LandEarth walked a:loññg the allyh! So wee goy tu Acklam Road.
. D`was s1 new wyrkyng at Katsu, eeqfn an Inndian bloke. Duzz dhis mean `t the Japanese wench h`left the joint?; bummer. Ih got 2 loads of rice bcoz iwz sudden:ly in the mood for rice.
. LandEarth sat on the 3^ low wawal from Blagry. Hee figured `t it was the optimal spot. Eh? The rubbish-bins wr close tu the 2^ low wawal. Where-azz a week qxgo, dhey wr at the 3^ low wawal.
. LandEarth suggered goyng tu Mkl's Coffee-Haose. Dhis appealed tu mee azz ih felt like duyng a driññkk. Ymb 5mnt later, hee opined `t it was point:less. Um riht cjea. Wee ambled tu:ward PortPlop. Ih saw Jarritos , and bawt a bottle of it; the business. The Ozzie Shop wasnt dhere; no Cheryh Ripe.
. Grilled Cheez Sammwyj: ih plumped for placjn bcoz ih dydnt fancie any of the extra stuff. Iwz talked in:tu haqfqfyng focaccia wiqf induja; 8bPd. Dhis induja stuff reeked like karr-pecjnt, tasted like it too. The cheez was junk. Ime not duyng it qxgen.
. LandEarth felt `t hee h``tu go hoam so wee walked tu LBG. Dhen hee stopped feelyng `t hee h``tu go hoam, so wee walked tu the garden. The coap was in shade, and the trestle-rig was sunny so ih propozed trestle-rig, and dhidhdher wee went. And LandEarth sat in shade! Wee huññ aot till ymb 9.
. Ih walked bt the path & the allyh. S1 at the dowwr of 36: FunBeam takyng a load tu the washo. Dhen back up the steps; spaced aot qxgen ih gess. Ih turned in;. Niññni shewed up s`what later, ih gess after a full dacj.

2021`6`13S Ih woke up yrly. Niññni woke up r` the same time , and statim goy tu The Tree. Ih trimmed claws. The place was sunny so ih brewed coffee , and parked mi:self in the garden.
. Back tu CroakFold tu get a load of noodles. Ih took the chacjr what appeered on Friggog tu the top of the steps, and dhatt yz where ih ate the noodles. Dhen ih símply absorbed sun-shine. Prezznt:ly the trestle-rig was sunny (the middle tree blocketh shine yrly on) so ih returned the chacjr & the fork tu dheyr locations , and sat at the trestle-rig tu hard-core absorb sun-shine. After a lot of sun-bathe, ih flaked aot for nu 2`""` 3`""`.
. Tu Acklam Road. The sawsyj-barrow was still dhere and clear:ly at the end of the run. Ih aasked hao much for the lot: 12bP50. Tu the 2^ low wawal. The seller hoo gyqfeth mee food free of charrj gaqfe mee 2 loads of food free of charrj eeqfn dhow ih told him `t iwz well fed. Lemonade at the side space 3bP50. Hoam:ward.
. Lo Georgj the shaggy dog a bit saoth of the church. Georgj's human hahd a spot of trubbl goyng on: dusst in boath yghs (nao dhatts a fyrst). Hee got it suffícíent:ly under kontroqxl tu aask bt the lemonade, which was easy tu describe & explacjn.
. LandEarth was on the bench. Ih dydnt fancie holdyng awal thw purchase thw sort of time wee haññ aot, so ih seddf Ih h`tu du söme ploññkance. Hee walked wiqf mee, and ,after ploññkance, wee sat on the coap.
. Sam the collapse-man at rant bcoz Dulcinea hyz fancie-wumn d``t shee duzznt want him; quite funny, which clear:ly wasnt the collapse-man's íntention. A load of talk rem compatybylyty-theôre, larj:ly rem what types are compatybl wiqf LandEarth.
 Hee declared findyng dissonnestie amung INFJ:niks. Specifíkes? Hee kudnt mimyr any; tyz summng yw feel. Ih: Dhatt saondheth like aor koppaot when s1 s``t aor secrets are cnown. The Ozz wench wiqf an American bf shee h``neqfr met (dhis yz the wench what swichched from MBTI tu Taroh); not wantyng s1's noze shuqfqfed in:tu her affeyrs yz not dissonestie.
 A butt-load of talk rem KaontreStrike: streamyng it, detecjls of plecj, hao much the top "professujonal" plecjers earn at it. What ittd take tu set up a KS-stream-business: a top-leqfel computer, a puwwr:ful graphics-card, a hygh-resolution dissplecj. Tyz feasybl, dhow not necessary:ly a commercial:y uiable propozytion.
—•••—2021`6`14M Uery yrly in the dacj, ih opened the dowwr , and stepped in:tu the cool acjr. And ih saw Lucifer. Dhatt yz hao morniññ shud be.
. Tu Steamy Cup. D`was an electric fan at the frönt, so ih sat near the dowwr. Söme ydyat ploññked an electric scooter near the table. It fell oqfer , and broke a plaant-pot. Tu Liquor Store wiqf the purple shoulder-bag bcoz the back-pack was in use. 3„3„3; dhis was a reminder of whi like tu uze back-packs.
. Keqfin got hoam the same mynyt ih dyde. Hee reported the news: Bojo a lytl while back annaonced `t openyng up yz behind time; tyz nao set for the 21^ of Juli. Well fancie d`t - the June date was a lyghe!
. Ih telephoned zSRo @„. Ih telephoned zQf 5¡08 NR. Ih telephone zDio LL 5¡09 NR. Ih cawaled hyz mobile # 5¡10,,24. Hee cawaled back 5¡11 the m·˙·shype of LSG; cF 2m44. Hee cawaled back while iwz cawalyng him (no duwwt hee hazz a smart deuice) 5¡14 1^06m03 zStaple wrote tu zDio `t hee yz haqfqfyng no moar tu du wiqf F·˙·; zStaple's state of mind in general; zDio h``nt heard any of dhis, so ih ran thru the lot; wyyrd `t the big cheez h`nt heard the talk of the taon; scary uirus at ts length;
—•••—2021`6`15T An un:remarkable dacj: ih got fed at Steamy Cup , goy tu The Tree at the uzual time, and dhatts it. mc PigWit MD53; AHE 7*41.
—•••—2021`6`16W Lo a markee on the lawn; PigWit was riht. Ih took a load tu the recycle-station. Wottsername cawaled aot tu mee from ekt the driqfe-space eeqfn w`r iwz cymyng tu the barbeku-bash: cjea in a few mnt. D`was a lot of mödhyrs & chyldren in mi wecj; ih gess dhis was lunch-time; which saondheth a sensybl time tu start a barbeku-bash. Wottsername was still dhere when ih got back. Wee got talkyng bt cricket. Ih plecjed cricket loññg qxgo. At skool? At skool. Kaontyh leqfel? No, ih wasntt dhatt good at it, local. Which skool? Where? Awal boys? Cjea, gacj. Sheewz slyght:ly puzzled; it promotheth gacj action. Total comprehension. Sheewz at an awal-gyrls skool, and ;;was plenty of dhatt kind of karryhon
. D`wasnt much tu eat and eeqfn less tu driññk; like: ih got back at the end of the fyrst raond of cookkance. MdMcMd ran the barbeku same azz eqfr. Short:ly hee produced decent sawsyjes. Decent but drygh; ih h`tu daub the sawsyjes wi mustard & cechup tu get em edybl.
. The theme of the bash was LGBT! Dhis can put wn off wn's food. A barbeku-bash shudnt haqfqf a theme, let qxlone a pants theme.
. Prilly greeted mee dhen took a seat at the table. Dhis be the fyrst or only time ih saw her dhis cjear. In 3mnt, shee got a telephone-cawal; shee sat on the coap for the cawal; it took ymb 20mnt. Shee dydnt seem tu be her:self: ;;was an acjr of grim:ness bt her, which yz jusst not her. Ih reckon it floweth from gettyng uaxxed, like:ly the dumbest thiññ shee eqfr dyde. Shee lookked fatter an of old (sheewz neqfr slim-line) probably an effect of lock:daon. Her fingers are notyceably thicker an of old. Her face yz care-worn. Shee lookked azz if barbeku-bash was an un:wellkm breyk from a cycle of wyrycj.
. Ih took a chacjr bt a fm from the markee. Ih got a driññk: ornj Frujt-Shoot. The shoot-action yz silly (duwwt:less the product's great sales-propozytion) but ih got the necessary liquid. Food-action was diffcle bcoz ih dydnt haqfqf a surface. Ih made du wi a grow-structure.
. PigWit shewed up at hyz customary time. Ih sat on the coap bcoz nippyng between uaxxards was stress:ful. PigWit sat beside mee ;;bi crampyng mi style. And lit a fag.
. MdMcMd offered a new load of sawsyjes; dubl acceptance. PigWit was too lazy tu walk tu the barbeku. Dhen hee wanted beef, which was feched tu him. Dneesa carryhed a cake on a plate. Iwz like Ih still haqfqf sawsyjes. Dneesa carryhed it tu the table. After the burger, PigWit lit an`r fag. Dneesa brawt 3 slices of the cake tu mee. Ih retreated tu the frönt tu get a:wecj from PigWit's smoke. Ih uzed the back of a karr azz a table.
. Back tu the coap. PigWit skraonjed a sawsyj-roqxl. And dydnt like it azz it was too drygh; tu the brrds. Ih ate a sawsyj-roqxl - cjep, much too drygh; dheez sawsyjes shud be friqxed not grilled or rosted. PigWit must h`been dhere ymb 3q`°`.
. The driññks wr hyden in a cooler. Nao ih got ekwyped wi driññk. The super drygh sawsyj-roqxls wr too drygh so ih wrapped & stashshed em. Prilly shogged off wiqf only a breef salutation tu each of us.
. The crew started un:duyng the settupp. Wossername aasked mee for help wi takyng the cooler back tu paper-rig; ih took it back tu paper-rig. Most of the settupp was goan in:side 10mnt. PigWit & ih sat on the coap, dhis time wiqf no nujsance. Ih felt worn aot. PigWit s``t heewz goyng hoam. Iwz too worn aot tu go wiqf him. Tu bed.
. Ih saw the markee still dhere , and wundered w`r it was dhere oqfer:niht. Later ih saw MdMcMd un:assemblyng the markee. Iwz restored nao so ih goy aot dhere. Ih spoke of PigWit's smoke habyt and hyz state of health; MdMcMd seemeth tu total:y take it in hyz stride. Ih spoke of paunch-fat eeqfn the studie in 2010 in azz much detecjl azz ih kud mimyr. MdMcMd recommended Dr Eric Burke speakyng rem insulin resystance; noted.
. mc PigWit 10¡20. mc AHE 2¡05. Like:ly hee wanted tu explacjn whi hee wasnt dhere.
—•••—2021`6`17H Tu Steamy Cup. Cjung Denys was dhere. Hee walked in:tu mi back , and shewed no siñn of notycyng `t iwz here, eeqfn post ímpact. Hyz mödhyr seddf Sorry; dhis seemeth off plumb.
. The mödhyr was superuisyng chanj of the siñn:bord. An Ulsterite ,presume:ly hyred for the job, scraped awal the pecjnt off dhen pecjnted it black, presume:ly sodht dhey can uze chalk on it in:stead of gluyng new prices on it.
. Ih d`tu du laundry. Butt Sniff: ih kudnt find the keeqx. Ih checked awal the pockets dhen ih searched the flowwr. LandEarth noized the winndow. Hee gessed `t ih dropped it in the grass ;;d, so wee searched the grass: no jocj.
—•••—2021`6`18F The dacj was too recjny for Acklam Road, so ih headed for Steamy Cup despyght seeriös:ly wantyng lasagna from a barrow in Acklam Splojj. Dhis yz not meant happen in June.
. Lo MdMcMd, so ih reported the loct keeqx. Hee seddf Wacjt here. So ih wacjted dhere. Prezznt:ly hee feched aot 2 crates of food. Hee gaqfe mee söme doah:nuts and söme bread. Hee took the crates oqfer the road; no índícation of hoo the recípíent be. Ih ate 1 doah:nut , and ploññked the rest of the food.
. 251 LBG h`been pecjnted dark grecj. It lookketh so crap `t eeqfn crap yz a pqxlite descrippjn. The owner & the pecjnters shud be döne for qfandalizzm.
. Tu Steamy Cup. The new blakc:bord yz in action. It lookketh jusst azz ih expected. Ih remarked `t the joint lookketh like a funeral parlyr. Hee seddf It`s a loññg storie. Ih cnow better an tu push him for jen. Fatima gaqfe söme broccoli-bake tu Angela the un:plezznt, and prezznt:ly shee gaqfe a bit tu mee. Yz shee endeqfyryng tu get in wiqf mee? Eek!
. Tu Liquor Store. An oldish fembn parked a karr ekt Liquor Store, ;;bi delacjyng mee. Robert Wudz popped up, and goy strecjcjt in:tu skraonj-mode. Hee declared `t heewz broke (when was hee not broke?) hee got 2bPd aot of mee. And dhen wanted an`r bPd. Ih repeated mi:self: Ime not a mönyh-tree &c. Mineral water.
. D`was a fylth-qfan at the junction wiqf Beqfiññton Road. Ih stopped for the fylth-qfan. The driqfer thanked mee for stoppyng for her. Wyyrd. And ,part from uniform, shee duzznt look or saondh like fylth.
. Ih ín:tended tu go tu Wit's abode, but iwz too flop. Prezznt:ly ih goy tu The Tree - ;;z no need tu be up:riht tu hark the show. The crude:ly-assembled pack of sawsyj-roqxls was open, and 2 of the sawsyj-roqxls wr goan. Ih figured `t dhis be the wyrk of a skwyrel. Good, dhey`r making good use of bare:ly edybl food. Ih slaññ 2 loose roqxls on tu the lawn. Niññni was soon in CroakFold. On the wecj back, ih notyced `t an`r roqxl was goan; defnt:ly the wyrk of a skwyrel. Ih gess the skwyrel will take the rest in the morniññ.
—***—2021`6`19R Ih lookked in the aot-&-bt-garment ark for the spare keeqx , and swifft:ly faond it. Ih brewed coffee dhen started tu apparel mi:self for the dacj. Lo the loct keeqx on a bread-wrapper ih kud use:ful:y h`dumped oqfer 2 weeks qxgo near the recycle-sack exact:ly where ih thawt ittd be. Tu l`room tu see w`r it was uacant: cjep. And ih took the load tu the washo. The jocj of klenly:ness!
. LandEarth noized the winndow. Hee talked so much bt uewyng CP_units & GP_units `t it took bt q`°` tu tell him `t ih hahd the keeqx. Heewz un:amazed `t the keeqx was so close tu the pocket it fell aot of. Prezznt:ly ih checked the washo: redy, so ih feched the wash:ment tu CroakFold.
. After moar talk of computer-parts, ih s``t ih ín:tended tu go tu Acklam Splojj eeqfn afore ih faond the keeqx ín:tended ih it. And statim LandEarth got redy tu go Acklam Road. Ih donned the recjn-kote bcoz the mass of klaod lookked like it kud chuck söme recjn latre on. Off wee trotted.
. Ih got 2 boxxes of noodles - no noodles for later on in sumyr. Wee walked in:tu Acklam Splojj. LandEarth d`tu get food from Mr_Sawsyj, jusst azz ih expected. Hee figured `t half a Dawson was enuhhf. Gettyng tu the barrow was slow, so ih sat on a low wawal eeqfn the 2^. Heewz soon at the low wawal. In 5mnt hee felt `t hee shud eat moar. So soon after figuryng `t half a sawsyj was enuhhf! Trottance. Hee stopped at the Persian barrow "Green Rice". Hee told the Persian fembn runnyng the barrow bt söme Persian stuff hee hahd in Oz. The Persian fembn swifft:ly identyfied the stuff (sabzi), and LandEarth was ekwyped wi a bunch of it. Ih got Jarritos, which yz nao a regular action.
. Tu the Ozzie Shop bcoz ih dezired Cheryh Ripe. 2bPd each, so ih got 10 of em. Tu LaPlaza - smeg the tables wr taken. Tu the trestlerig.
. LandEarth kept secjyng Rr Hallam. Nu? Hee inter:uewed an ESTJ African hooz famylie liqfqfed near an oíl-plant , and suffered ill effect. When wee reached the trestlerig, hee plecjed the dekko. The ESTJ African saondheth like heez a Gardían reader. Rr Hallam saondheth like heez a Gardían reader. Dhey boath are Green P°, so talkyng feeble-mind-crap cymeth natural:y tu em boath.
. LandEarth talked söme feeble-mind-crap what wud fyll the green-crap men wi pride: the effect of GW yz obuiös, or near enuhhf dhatt. Ih lookked up at the wawal-tu-wawal klaod , and seddf Cjea, the sun yz beatyng daon. Hee: Well, yw h`tu go tu Australia for it tu be obuiös. Hm if yw go tu PomLand ,and curiös:ly hee yz in PomLand, the warmynqx yz obuiös:ly not global. Dhen hee got on tu K^Strike, and dhatt took us tu 7*47 or so.
. Ih ín:tended tu go tu PigShed, but wns qxgen iwz too tired. Ih brewed coffee , and draññk it on the path dhen turned in. Niññni came in 10*40; sfw.

2021`6`20S LandEarth noized the winndow. Ih goy aot dhere, and hee gaqfe forth on current prices of components & systems made bi Dell. Dhey seem tu be optimized for forcyng ppl tu Dell for spare parts. Prezznt:ly wee headed for Acklam Road.
. Nature barrow was in the same stawal azz ;;d & lasst week. The lasagna lookked differ ,less tomato-skwish, biut the taste was the business. Ih got 4 chunks , and sat on the 3^ low wawal. D`was no Jarritos. Tu LaPlaza for half a stoind. The gestapo-gawk at the junction yz so soddyng offensyf! Tu Confusion Sq.
. Lo a sewt-case dumped at the tree oppo Basset Road. LandEarth examíned it at length. D`be 3 bits of dammyj eeqfn bottom (3 bits of tape) a crack at the back, a rent on the riht. Wyrth the effyrt? Ih suggered leaqfyng it dhere , and pickyng it up if it was still dhere when hee goy hoam. Dhatt beyng settled, wee walked tu the coap. Söme old C^Strike stream. A self-portant lecturer at RMIT. LandEarth lookked him up. The punk seemeth tu be mid-leqfel in söme seeriös deep shit; ARC; datum uisualization & such; a stack of self-precjz.
. Tu PigShed. Traqfqferz was dhere. Dhey wr duyng dinner. Ih kudnt du dinner azz iwz well fed from quite a while back at Acklam Road. Traqfqferz goy hoam r` 9. PigWit turned in ymb HP9.
. Ih watched a bunch of dekkoes bi Mr_Tardis eeqfn reuews of episodes of DrHoo. Life was so much better in the 60s. Hee reueweth awal the episodes hee can get, so hyz seeríeez strechcheth in:tu the 21^C.
. A flygh buzzed araond the computer , and landed on the k``d 10tu20 times (ih dydnt thynk tu kaont alredy). And on mi left hand at least twice; flygh's feet du not feel good on wn's skin, which won't cyme azz a surprize tu any human. Ih dydnt get angry or cjuck-struck - ih urgjf her (ih aasked the flygh's jendre) tu flygh bt the back of the computer, which shee dyde for a while. Shee kept cymyng back tu the k``d. Shee took delyght in mi prezznce, and ih got quite uzed tu her. Dhis yz so different from decades qxgo.
. Ih gawk:feched Dr Eric BERG, not Burke azz MdMcMd hahd it. Interestinng stuff; ih book-marked the dekko. Ime a bit wyyrded at hyz clacjm `t ascorbic acíd yznt uitamin_C. Formula for ascorbic acíd: C6H8O6. Ih kudnt find an`r formula for uitamin_C.
. Ih watched moar of Mr_Tardis's aot:put. D``z a butt-load moar of it tu watch. Ih goy hoam ymb QT3.
—•••—2021`6`21M Ih got in at what wud be a bit yrly for gettyng up. Niññni was up for radio-action, so wee got in:tu it. Ih turned in and Niññni got back tu sleep at a good time for gettyng up. Niññni goy tu The Tree at uage:ly QP6.
. Ih woke real late. Ih goy tu PigShed, larj:ly tu meet the flygh. PigWit turned in ymb HP8. The flygh shewed up fecjr:ly soon , and karryhed on the same azz ;;d. The physical bit jusst duzznt wyrk alredy, and ih hahd a go at explacjnyng it. And ih seddf Dha`z a uery nice flygh, but dha`z still a flygh. The moment ih heard what ih seddf, ih twigged hao back:hand it saondheth. Shee seemed tu take it well.
. Ih watched moar of Mr_Tardis dhen oar of ~The Fawal of DrHoo~. Ih goy hoam ymb 1¢¢. Niññni woke up, and wee got EBS. Dhis took us well in:tu DL.
—•••—2021`6`22T Ih rearrangjf thiññs in the bath-room cabinet tu make room for soap. D`was a bottle of "bodyh-wash" of which the mecjn ít yz SLS; on the back, it yz identyfied azz Zbryz. Dhis must be the bottle of wash-skwish LJD gaqfe tu mee oqfer a decade qxgo.
. It occurred tu mee `t ih can't keep cawalyng the flygh the flygh. And it came tu mee `t shee shud be yclept Arabella. Ime well aware of the short life-cycle of ínsects. Ime chary of bestowyng a name on s1 hoo yz un:like:ly tu still be a:liqfe in a mönth, but shee h`made such an ímpressujon on mee `t ih thynk ih h`tu.
. The place was cold. At north solstyce. Ih h``tu wear a kote. If wn h`tu wear a kote at north solstyce, summng yz interfereyng wiqf the wedhr. Or söme bugger yz interfereyng wiqf the wedhr. Or söme bunch of buggers. Placjn azz dacj, but ime confident the masses will karryh on not notycyng jack.
. Tu Steamy Cup. LandEarth cawaled aot from behind mee. Hee spoke of where hee was 4. 4?- so what was the time nao? Near:ly 5. Ih wundered what prospect of gettyng dhere in time ih hahd. LandEarth seddf Make a decísion. So ih resumed the jurnyh. And wee got dhere in time.
. D`was 3 DB ekt Steamy Cup. Patrick the trader s``t dhey wr gettyng food from the near:bi cabin; ah not trubbl. On the wecj back, ;;was 2 DB ekt Falafel Kiññ. Also a wench wearyng a tab from her neck. Shee lookked like shee wasnt enjocjyng beyng dhere.
. LandEarth & ih landed up at the coap. Hee talked a lot bt components where:wi tu billd systems; in particular Q500L. Q500L yznt big enuhhf tu hold a GPU big enuhhf for seeriös game-action. Hee shewed dekkoes of K^Strike action for tu shew the "maps" (loads of scenerie). Prezznt:ly ih s``t iwz goyng tu PigShed, and LandEarth figured `t hee hahd stuff tu du at hoam.
. Tu PigShed. Dugie was wiqf Ollie up:stecjrs. Iwz blown a:wecj bi the sheer nuffng:ness of realyty azz it yz at the moment. Prezznt:ly Dugie got back tu PigShed. Moar talk rem nuffng:ness. In nu a stoind, Dugie goy hoam. Raond bt 8, PigWit turned in.
. Ih settled daon tu the computer. Short:ly Arabella flew passt mee and tu s`where behind the telí. Ih dydnt see her qxgen awal niht. If s1 on Saturnine h``told ntu mee `t iwd haqfqf an emotujonal connexion tu a flygh, iwd h``faond the idea too baloney tu cnow hao tu dissmiss it. Ih watched söme moar of Mr_Tardis and a load moar of ~The Fawal of DrHoo~. Arabella m` símply h`been tired - it was a sensybl time tu go tu sleep.
. Ih goy hoam ymb HP2. Ih told Niññni bt Arabella. Ih kudnt make aot what Niññni thawt of the report, quite poss bcoz shee dydnt cnow what ty thynk of it. Wee dyde radio-action.