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2016^^^1W mc Pig:1¿11 1¿13 1¿16 2¿04 & 2¿53. Niññni & ih got tu CNLBG for A`J`S. When ih got back from the caonter, the iPhone was still ynert. Ih sawt tu examyne it, and the jack came aot; ih gess it was too loose tu fech juse; wee missed 24mnt.
. Wns the iPhone was in action, d`came a bunch of SM most:ly replygh tu the solstyce messyj. From Annzorex _8¿11 Ah ih see! :) =Dha shuld =h`annaonced =dhi:self! Awal good heer thanks, bit frossty in the morniññs and eeqfniññs but dhatts mecjn:ly due tu the damp in the acjr. Lookkyng for:ward tu =Crissog Dacj! Dyde =dha go tu the Xmas =partog at ***** Steps?[] From StickMan _2015`z`22T_9¿21 When exactly was the blood moon?[] iPhone's cerch system yznt good enugh; ih h`tu look it up on-line. From Sabhbha …22_4¿05 Thanks [^] ... Liqfqf the life[] From Wendy …22_10*11 Happy solstyce! Wx[] SM from HC …22_8*58 Wanna cyme tu the Morricone concert
=Tewog eeqf, February 16, TwentySixteen? h[]
2016^^^1W mc Pig:1¿11 1¿13 1¿16 2¿04 & 2¿53. Niññni & ih got tu CNLBG for A`J`S. When ih got back from the caonter, the iPhone was still ynert. Ih sawt tu examyne it, and the jack came aot; ih gess it was too loose tu fech juse; wee missed 24mnt.
. Wns the iPhone was in action, d`came a bunch of SM most:ly replygh tu the solstyce messyj. From Annzorex _8¿11 Ah ih see! :) =Dha shuld =h`annaonced =dhi:self! Awal good heer thanks, bit frossty in the morniññs and eeqfniññs but dhatts mecjn:ly due tu the damp in the acjr. Lookkyng for:ward tu =Crissog Dacj! Dyde =dha go tu the Xmas =partog at ***** Steps?[] From StickMan _2015`z`22T_9¿21 When exactly was the blood moon?[] iPhone's cerch system yznt good enugh; ih h`tu look it up on-line. From Sabhbha …22_4¿05 Thanks [^] ... Liqfqf the life[] From Wendy …22_10*11 Happy solstyce! Wx[] SM from HC …22_8*58 Wanna cyme tu the Morricone concert
=Tewog eeqf, February 16, TwentySixteen? h[]
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2016^^^1W mc Pig:1¿11 1¿13 1¿16 2¿04 & 2¿53. Niññni & ih got tu CNLBG for A`J`S. When ih got back from the caonter, the iPhone was still ynert. Ih sawt tu examyne it, and the jack came aot; ih gess it was too loose tu fech juse; wee missed 24mnt.
. Wns the iPhone was in action, d`came a bunch of SM most:ly replygh tu the solstyce messyj. From Annzorex _8¿11 Ah ih see! :) =Dha shuld =h`annaonced =dhi:self! Awal good heer thanks, bit frossty in the morniññs and eeqfniññs but dhatts mecjn:ly due tu the damp in the acjr. Lookkyng for:ward tu =Crissog Dacj! Dyde =dha go tu the Xmas =partog at ***** Steps?[] From StickMan _2015`z`22T_9¿21 When exactly was the blood moon?[] iPhone's cerch system yznt good enugh; ih h`tu look it up on-line. From Sabhbha …22_4¿05 Thanks [^] ... Liqfqf the life[] From Wendy …22_10*11 Happy solstyce! Wx[] SM from HC …22_8*58 Wanna cyme tu the Morricone concert
=Tewog eeqf, February 16, TwentySixteen? h[] <_5¿10 16^` … a bit soon tu tell. Riht now ime in CNLBG.[] After A`J`S, ih tricjed `The Claod`: dhey demànd haose # and date of byrth - sod dhatt! Niññni goy back tu The Tree. At HP6 d`was no replygh from HC so ih goy hoam.
—•••—2016^^^2H Tu CNLBG. I hahd a good:ly wacjt for HC nu q`°`: Gordon telephoned him, and hee missed the station. Hee d``t wee sit at the far end bcoz tyz upholstered; TP_6. mc PigWit MD49 1¿47; AHE 8*37; PigWit 9*06 18 10*04 & 11*14.
—•••—2016^^^3F Ih telephoned Crow @QP4 AS 50s. Tu Select Food & Wine Shop. mc PigWit 4¿08 5¿18 27 6*04 05.
—•••—2016^^^4R Ih left s`after 9** , and got tu sleep statim. mc AHE 11*08 & 09; clear:ly ih slept thru it
2016^^^5S PigWit r`up @2¿29 28s; no ímpressujon. Tu Makan. At the corner of the block lo Adama: heewz goeng tu Makan. Hee h`been clearyng aot in redy:ness for hyz mooqf tu ?Latimer, eeqfn takyng redundant cloathes tu [3^wyrld charyty]. Hee hazz a load of jumpogs hee hazznt worn in įears; ih haqfqf moar cloathes an ih can handle.
. mc PigWit 3¢29 57 59 & 4:==. Tu PigWit's abode. Hee shiffted the barometer tu the kubbyrd doör; it feeleth like a mönth sinnce hee shiffted it tu the winndow. Ih left ymb 2, and felt too sleepy tu take the pack tu l`room. mc AHE 7*16 & 50; Sophia 9*48 & 10*23.
—•••—2016^^^6M Ih uewed the Samsung deuice: mc PigWit 3¢59. Tu The Tree ymb 1 (much later `n ih íntended) and wee goy tu CNLBG statim. Iwz seruhed bi a new wench what lookketh like Luweez Nerdin; her ****** yz excellent. Shee made a good job of the coffee, so ih figure sheez not dhatt new. The iPhone spraññ in:tu life @1¢16.
. After A`J`S, Niññni goy hoam, and ih re:uewed thiññs tu du. Lo a note tu write up the magistral part of c1. xB_Nerdin annaonced dhey wr clozyng @6! The job took awal the time, and d`was moar tu du.
. Ih took the pack hoam dhen goy tu The Tree tu declare 9o`clock tu Niññni; settled. Tu Makan. D`was a card marked "Doula", which ih shiffted at least twice in the lasst 2 weeks. Dhis ys spooky: on-line recent:ly ,probably CrassMess Dacj, ih came up:on `Doula` azz jargon for obstetric assystant. Tyz scunner:sm: `Dula` (dhey mis:spell it on purpose) yz Greek for shee-serf.
. Ih got hoam in excellent time. We got A`J`S from start tu end.
—•••—2016^^^7T Tu Makan. Ih oqfer:heard `t the lease yz near expirye, and renewalle yz far from certn. Ih pauzed ekt EeqfCafe. The bloke was sittyng at the sockets but dydnt look up. Shenai was at the siññk. When shee lookked up, ih waqfed tu her, and shee waqfed back clear:ly pleased tu see mee.
. Tu CNLBG tu finysh writyng c1_. xB_Nerdin was on duty. Tu:ward the end, the thyn bloke heyled mee azz Mokha, azz was hyz wont. Ih seddf the name yz Froggo; hee: Mannfred.
. The UG station h`been aot of action awal week. So ih goy oqfer dhere tu see what be up. Lo MrBlàBlàBlà bt ty transysh the road. Hee h`taken tu cawalyng Babylon in-stead of fyghtyng tasty stranjers - dhatt yz what dhey`r suppozed tu be dhere for. The crookked:ness of judges.
. Tu The Tree; good time. iW:splojj was hijacked td bi a bunch of globalissts pretendyng tu be the Syrian Electronic Armyh. The attack was rebutted in 11mnt; still a smawal shock. PigWit r`up (10*16 & 29) @10*30 21s cymyng raond?: moar like turnyng in; cymyng raond tm?: haps in the eeqfniññ.
—•••—2016^^^8W The trash-receptacle at mid road h`been mooqfed 5^^^ west. What an excellent use of public oof!
. Tu Makan. The wench on duty (gawky wiqf specs and terryrizzm cloth) recognized mee but kudnt mimyr the ordyr. Shee aasked w`r ih wanted water: No, ime goyng tu a coffee place after:ward. Ih uzed tu go tu dhatt 1 dhere (finger in direction) but the owner … What made yw thynk dhatt? Hee came oqfer tu mee , and told mee tu get aot - hee s``t d`wr complacjnts from hyz clients. The wench wundered whi so: Heewz lyghyng - hee duzznt haqfqf "clients" - ih get on well wiqf the staff. And hee saw yw azz a threat? Cjeah, heez jealös. Hee hazz the personalyty of a boxxyng gluqf. The wench faond it sad `t a1 hazz the personalyty of a boxxyng gluqf.
. On the wecj back, ih saw the 4th wench & ,ih thynk, Shreeñka; dhey dydnt see mee. Tu CNLBG. Ih comported the hoal of O`C_3.
. D`was recjn. On mid road, ih stopped tu uew the trash-receptacle. Lo Jorja! Shee seddf No umbrella? Ih: Naa, ih can't be bodhdhered. Shee: Mee needher.
. Ih walked bt the allyh dhen dyde scribal:ry. Niññni came in @8*53; awal sfw.
—•••—2016^^^9H
—•••—2016`1`01F mc Pig:Wit 1¢27. 4444@ 5¢08 3mnt - wroññ paper! 5:11_148. Ih telephoned zWilliamz @QP5 AS 35s. Back @5¢16 11m59. Ih telephoned zAlJo @5¢33 30m29. Ih telephoned Morgan @6*05 AS 43s. Ih telephoned LoOrd @6*07 2#s AS _31s _23s. Ih telephoned 7CGG @6*09 AM 55s. Ih telephoned zQf @6*13 AS 1m10.
. Tu G^M. Wiqf Amory was Abbass. Hee wyrketh for a brewer; ih stated the Mozzí pozytion on booze. Hee s``t azz an aotsider, ih haqfqf noe place tu pass comment "tyz only for membrs of the gilld".
—•••—2016`1`02R Ih telephoned LoOrd @2¿28 2m02 meet up next tu Earl's Court station. AHE came tu CroakFold while iwz getyng redy; r` q`°`. Tu the station: d`was no trundles till ^^1`04! A:loññg came a `Recjl Replace:ment` bus; it took mee tu Pad`gn ua Chippen`m Road. A notyce at Pad`gn Station: Srrkl_ District & Hammer:Cyty lines are aot of action ^^1`04, and Earl's Court station was menjed bi name. Ih got a `Recjl Replace:ment` bus back tu LBG.
. Lo Dugie at the corner of mid road; hee spoke of shnizzle at like hoam. Dhen hee goy tu PigWit's abode, and ih goy hoam. Ih telephoeed LoOrd @4¢46 AS 9s; ih must get dheez s strecjcjt; 4¢47 2mnt cyme raond when the system yz back in action. Ih crashshed aot.
. Ih flickered in:tu wake:ful:ness ymb xt11€. Niññni was dhere, so ih woke up proper:ly.
2016`1`03S mc PigWit 11¢18; Sophia MD27. Ih ate chips from Friggog niht - a bit of salt, and dhey wrnt too bad; bnànaz from LW; d``z 1 bunch tu go; awal dhis on the coap-stoan tu be in place for AHE. Hee dydnt shew up, and ih got a bit cold; back tu the interior.
. mc AHE 2¢54. Ih telephoned AHE @3¢36 AS 17s. Ih telephoned Morgan @3¢40 AS 22. AHE r`up @3¢44 14s hee h``tu stell an ear-peece. Back @3¢45 1m47 hee h``nt döne the shoppance; Moonog & Tewog are bookked; hee thawt Wednog.
. Tu PigWit's abode. Ih left @HP10. Tu G^Munch. Lo Jenny; ih h``nt seen her for 2 mönths or so. Emory was wiqf blokes ih dydnt cnow, duwwt:less of the same bent azz hee. The fate of Theodore Herzl.
—•••—2016`1`04M Ih fell a:sleep , and woke up ludicrös:ly late. SM from HC _MD42 … COFFEE SHOP ☕️?[] <`@5¢01 Ÿep. Hmm wee can hook up in CNLBG statim if tyz still feasybl[] >_5¢16 Soon?[] Statim duzz en:kumpass soon, duzznt it? <`5¢16 20mnt tops[] >`5¢29 Okay-doke
On mi wecj...,[] Tu CNLBG; table_6. A lean Chynky wench sat at table_5. SM _6** A problem wiqf the =trundle, so h`g tu chanj =trundles.🐸[] <`@6*09 Ah, the r`weigh yz fuckyng up qxgenn[] >`6*12 Ime choozyng tu blame the effects of Hogmanay boozance-fests![] Iwz writyng bt the recent non utilyty of the r`weį when HC got in.
. The Chynky wench goy tu the excric, takyng her MacBook wiqf her. HC notyced `t shee hazz a Beats head-set. When shee got back, HC preached Marley head-set tu her. In a while, shee tricjed aot HC's head-set: general:y good, but not so puwwr:ful at basog. Dhis yz bcoz the Beats companye specialize in basog for rock & rap. The wench dyde art & desiñn at uni; no surprize: shee hazz dhatt art-&-desiñn look. Wee dydnt get her name.
—•••—2016`1`05T Niññni urgjed mee tu get up. Ih mumbled summng, and Niññni seddf Ime goyng back nao. Mi yghs fell shut. Ih: Eeqfn dhow mi yghs are fawalyng shut? Shee: Dhey`l be open - iqfe seen it awal before. Prezznt:ly mi yghs wr open, and ih got on wi groomance and dhen laundry.
—•••—2016`1`06W Ih ín:tended tu gann tu Qfodafone. The iPad batterye was flat, so dhatt wasnt feasybl. Tu CNLBG tu comport the mnt. Awal 6 tables wr taken! At length, ih got the table in the corner; not direct but easyer on the bum. Ih still h`tu comport absence_ mecjn wyrk, and ih don't haqfqf Regular from 2015`y.
. Ih telephoned Basotwaññ @8*28 41s. Back @8*30 30m01. Niññni came @8*33 dhen back tu The Tree for r10mnt. Wee got A`J`S in good time.
—•••—2016`1`07H AHE came tu CroakFold; oh well, ih cnew what iwz duyng next. Heewz uisytyng Antony re:wossname in the bin; meet up in CNLBG. Tu the computer-&-cell-phone stow for tu get a new plug for the iPad: 15bPd!
. When ih got tu CNLBG, AHE was at the caonter. Antony re:wossname was standyng aot:side - ih dydnt notyce him dhere. Hee came in , and was pleased tu see mee. D`was a gruhp (trio?) hoggyng tables 5&6; d`was 2 kr hoggyng tables 1_ 2 & 3. In a while, ih grabbed the use of _3. Antony re:wossname sat at the table at the stecjr. Heewz aot for an`r half ewwr, so ih sat dhere, tricky azz it was.
. The benefyjt of luqf; charyty producyng rewards amuññ men and in heqfen. Hee aasked mi uew Qkislaam azz trewyth or what - shit, on the spot. Awal monotheizzm yz false. Hee spoke of 1 creator , and equated the 1 creator wi God. Ime like What if God yz a lyghar? Ih explored the Eden at; hee shewed no siñn of getyng what ih seddf. AHE pointed aot `t Islaam holdeth no breef for the bible. Antony goy back tu the bin @6.
. Wee sat at table_3 till clozance. Tu Select Food & Wine Shop. Dhey hahd 3 qfejj z; 5 pattyhs @1bPd. Tu l`room. Prezznt:ly FunBeam feched a wash-load. Wee wr in con`on till rHP1. mc PigWit 10¿50; Sophia 4**; 1441_4¿14; PigWit 4¿58 & 10**.
—•••—2016`1`08F SM from Morgan _1¢51 Sorry ih didn't pick up =dhi cawal azz mi iPhone was on ["re"]charrj. For the immediate future[,] ime un:like:ly tu be aqfecjlal at weekends azz ih haqfqf commit:ments till March. Ih will tricj tu remembre tu cawal =dhee yrly next week =and h`made a note tu du so on the calendar app. Not sure hao it wyrketh so ile giqf it a tricj.[]
. AHE r`up @8 hee dydnt haqfqf hyz jabber-port, so hee h``tu get in:tu l`room. Ih dyde sume wyrk dhen goy tu the frunt jusst azz hee reached the gate. Tu l`room: it wasnt dhere, oh shit. Cerch the bag: no. Ih cawaled it @8*54 AS. Hee goy hoam.
. Iwz s`what awake and hungry, so ih goy tu Makan. Ih saw Shenai thru the winndow near the coffee shmeen; waqfe & replygh. Hoam; ih figured `t ih kudnt get tu Wall^gd in time, dhis on top of not remembryng the topic of the conference.
. At MD54 ih headed for The Tree. Niññni met mee at the lawn - sheewz expectyng mee; wee got in:tu action statim. AHE r`up @ hee got the chip cancelled , and topped up an insurance fund sodht hee can haqfqf a new jabber-port tm. Ymb QT6 the batterye ran aot, so wwe shiffted tu l`room.
. Q`Time - tyz a loññg time sinnce ih regarded it azz fit tu watch; BBC: propaganda system; the great arson of Lundan; Billy Norman, leeder of the romish ínuasion; magical land-scape - Man`r yz full of it; Lady Well, other holy wells; AIDS & the uirus; Buckmynster Fuller
—•••—2016`1`09R Ih telephoned Morgan @QPMD AS 9s. Ih telephoned Camilla`M @MD55 no connexion. Ih telephoned Liz Murryh @1 AS 43s. Ih telephoned Krissí`P @1¿01 no connexion. Ih telephoned Kleo Scarab @1¿03 19s. Ih telephoned Sharon @1¿05 un:ob - ih h``for:gotten `t ih don't haqfqf her current #. Ih telephoned Wendy Brrch @1¢06 AS 9s.
. PigWit@1¢33 34 hyz abode; tu the market, and hyz abode later. Tu Makan. A wench what lookketh a bit like Jennifer Red:path came for a spare chacjr azz shee hahd a table but no chacjrs. D`m`be an yn:uisyble rabbit on it. Dhen shee came for an`r chacjr. Ih seddf Yn:uisyble rabbit, h`tu mooqf qxgenn. The wench & ,ih figure, her mudhyr sat at the odd table. The wench was wearyng a ribbed braon jumpog. Ih d`tu get kokoqxe.
. Ih ordyred kokoqxe dhen PigWit walked in! Oh shit, the peace:ful stecj was oqfer. The shrimmp lass in the blu terryrizzm s``t shee made a swan in the kokoqxe. Ih kud make it aot, but ih wudnt h`gessed it sinj the alert.
. Itts a load of bollaks at the market td. Hee: A load of bollaks? D`was nuffnk ih wanted tu bucj. Ih remarked `t d`was a swan in mi kokoqxe. Hee seddf Yz dhatt kokoqxe? Ih: Cjeah. Hee: D``z kokoqxe in mi haose. Ymb 5mnt later, hee seddf Dyde yw bucj enfnk at the market? What was the point of speakyng tu him in the fyrst place?! When ih finyshk the kokoqxe, ih shogged off.
. On LBG between Cambrydg Concrete & xf Concrete lo Dugie. Ih told him what took place and `t iwz low enugh at the aot:set. Heewz off tu meet s1 what m`haqfqf a room tu let.
. Ih settled daon tu scribalry. LoOrd r`up @6*35 22s meet up at the station in q`°`. Tu CNLBG. D`was babylon action at the station; a big babylon karr hahd itts flash in action the hoal time, quite un:neruhinng. xB_Nerdin hoatf `t dhey wr clozyng it in q`°`, probably 7.
. Wee ambled tu NHG. Tu Italian munch: uejj pizzog. Ih aasked bt Jynjy and the un:time:ly deaths. Jynjy was alz at Caroline the Wichch's abode when LoOrd accomed Gareth dhere; dhis kud be signifycant. When wee wr half wecj thru the pizzog, LoOrd hoatf `t sheewz goyng hoam bcoz sheewz feelyng cold. Expense: 13bPd.
. Ih telephoned her @10** silence her end 6s. Shee cawaled back @10*01 silencx qxgenn 16s. SM @10*10 Hm rubbish connexion. Any warmer nao? Splojj till next week.[]
Analysis Paralysis
2016`1`10S Tu PigWit's abode. Tu G^Munch.
. Wns iwz tucked up for sleep ih heard summng in the bath-room. Ih got up for tu find aot what- a rat - owe shit! Dz no wecj of gettyng aot of dhis, ih h`tu report the rat.
—•••—2016`1`11M Tu paper-rig tu report the rat. Ih led MdMcDd tu the sudhern block tu euade the eeqfz:drop scum. Fuccan sicken-stuff.
SM from LoOrd _10¿50 can =dha leaqf =dhi bluddyqx phone on[] <_… iwz in Surryh[] _11¿02 what =was_dha duyng dhere[]
. mc AHE 1:== & 28; PigWit 3¢59 11*01 & 08.
—•••—2016`1`12T PigWit r`up @1¢37 1m13 no iwz not headyng for hyz abode, dhis be the dacj for FluffSplojj.
. StickMan told Juliana `t shee must be in or aot, so shee seddf aot. Soddyng bt yz a waste of time, but ih reckon `t wiqf a few moar weeks, shee kud sort aot the idea`f cymyng a``g. StickMan goy tu room4 for summng ih swifft:ly for:got.
. It wiqf Florence & D`ella. D`ella got the doör. AHE strode in! Ih kind of flipped at him. Dhen wee wr standyng ekt the doör. Hee s``t ih owed him an apology. Prezznt:ly … a told `t the doör was open, so hee walked in.
. mc Sophia 2¢08.
—•••—2016`1`13W Tu paper-rig. Mr Barry reported a rat in hyz abode ;:d. MdMcDd suppozed `t ih don't meryt m``n a mnt of attention a dacj.
. PigWit r`up 1¢22 1mnt tu hyz abode soon. PigWit obseruhed `t iwz angry.
. mc PigWit 1¢12 & 1¢14; Sophia HP1; PigWit 3¢44 & 51. mc AHE xpMN; real:y not the riht time for it.
. SM tu Annzorex _QP1¢¢ Iwz at the =krissog du: a placid affeyr, quite forgettable it was. Ih h`nt seen Jym dhis cjear! Daniela h`taken hyz place so far. When be dhee back? Ime a:wecj next week, so wee won't be meetyng dhen yghdher wecj. Cheery pip![]
—•••—2016`1`14H MdMcDd came tu CroakFold ymb MD. Progress? Not a peep! mc LoOrd 9¢37.
. Wee stode sacred geometry_ Pike's integryty or other-wize. When ?????????? of Scottish :^: got dhere, wee got in:tu the symbolic j<^>s.
. mc AHE MD13&15; PigWit MD59&1¢35; AHE 8*57 & 9*47. SM from Annzorex _MD52 Hicja! Ime actual:y cymyng back td! H`jusst borded a plane tu Athens and dhen will get an`r tu Lundan later on td. Jym h`quit hyz pozytion at ………Steps azz tyz too far for him tu traqfqfell; heewl still be wyrkyng for the <><>So dhow[,] and weewl see him at bash:ments and stuff. See =dhee the week after next! Bye for nao! :)[]
—•••—2016`1`15F AHE r`up @8¢56 33s from s1e's jabber-port: hyz jabber-port was nowhere. Prezznt:ly heewz dhere. Tu l`room: not dhere!
. Ih sawt Croc foot-wear in Rpenmebl. D``z 1 shoo-shop: Clark's; dhey sell only own products, so no jocj. When ih twigged `t ih wasnt g`tu get Croc foot-wear in Rpenmebl, ih d`tu explore the place. `The Lamb`.
. mc Thaleia MN17 ih gess ih slept thru it. mc AHE 2¿13; Basotwaññ 7*01; AHE 9*17 37; back @9*38 18s not memorable, clear:ly not signifycant. Ih telephoned Basotwaññ @10*20 NR. Back @10*23 1^45m42. PigWit 10*56; AHE 11*25 & 59.
—•••—2016`1`16R The batterye of the BBD was flat; ih began preparation later `n ih meant tu. A pacjr of foraners blocked the stecjr in LBG, and cons`t:ly ih missed a trundle bi jack. Fortunate:ly the next trundle was soon dhere. In Clap Junk, ih got a trundle wiqf less`n a mnt to go. Ih reached HxH a:head of enter-line; whew.
. The new lamp-system was in use. Dhey hahd it blu the hoal time, which was a bit strecjn:sm. zNushi dyde a PA. Sheewz in teehrs bt half wecj thru it. If sheez emotujonal bt the 2^`°, hao yz shee g`tu handle the 3^`°?! zBabich got her certifycate of profyciency in the 3^`°. After :^:, ih warned zNushi of thh emotujon potential of the 3^`°. Wee arnt sure what tu du bt it - delacj it, haste it - cnowyng bt it kud be enugh preparation.
. zSRo hahd a new karr (Ford, ugh Nàtsies). It yznt herz, it be on hyghr @7bPd an ewwr.
. mc PigWit MD53 & 1¢20.
2016`1`17S Ih d`tu go tu CNLBG. While iwz lockyng the doör, Niññni came tu mee. Shee aasked hao ih slept: like a log; ih gess shee notyced `t iwz aot of it.
. The short bloke settled at table_1. Other `n dhat, CNLBG was un^^^ful. Ih left ymb QT8.
. SM tu SarahMZ _2:47€ Sarah, what's up? Jelyh Blaasst, dhat was it awal cjear! xxx []
—•••—2016`1`18M MdMcDd came tu CroakFold; breef. Keqfin: heez short:ly goyng tu "Ch Cross" ynary. AHE turned up while iwz describyng the junction. back 45mnt. AHE heard it azz 4tu5mnt. Tu Makan.
. mc AHE 1¢==. LoOrd r`up @11:04€ 3mnt hookkyng up soon.
—•••—2016`1`19T NML. The Holy Temple was lit blu. zSRo & ih contended `t it shud be purple.
—•••—2016`1`20W M^Star Iwz the inner …d; bi the look of it, ime the inner …d cyme the dacj.1^`° zWmz was delacjed bi wyrk; after :^:, wee comported the agenda.
—•••—2016`1`21H H…G… A·˙·A·˙·. Ih got dhere ymb 4 for the fyrst time eqfr, and took part in settyng up the Temple. The Holy Temple lookketh real good when lit for Arch, much better `n for K<^>. zQfoil uttered thawts & questions rem thh skheem of connectyng tribes of Izzrael tu zodiac siñns.
. At F·˙·B·˙·, zAthP aasked bt L·˙·^Í·˙· (sacred g·˙·, the symbolic <%>s) dhen aasked hoowz dhere; ime sure `t dhis lattre question was the real matter of interest.
. When iwz half wecj from Mid Road tu the gate, PigWit cawaled tu mee from the corner. Coffee?: No, ime [falter] Bushed; cjea. mc Pig:Wit 2¢06 & 37. zWmz 9*20 24,29,32,34,48,55 & 10:31€.
—•••—2016`1`22F T…M… A·˙·A·˙·. zAlJo & zAlLu are back from China. Pekiñ was 21·2° - holy shit, the coldest ih h`eqfr felt yz 22° in the storm of 1988! The mild cold in Rpenmebl ,nu 40°, must seem like sumyr after dhatt! zAlLu got a heyr-cut for 27p; dhis yz the effect of ex:chanj-rate shenanigans.
. zKtan hahd diffículty wi the …al siñn; it took him 3 goze tu get it riht. zSRo dyde a P·˙·^A·˙· rem the 4 Banners of Izzrael.
. Ih forgot tu applygh the speechotext-ticket tu the iPhone; poo crap. o2 dis:connected us at 3`°`.
—•••—2016`1`23R Up at lezhre dhen strecjcjt tu wyrk. Tu Makan ymb HP4. D`was 2 staffaks ih h``nt seen before. Tu PigWit's abode. Ih started shoggyng off at MN48, which yz later `n ih ín:tended; no chip-shop.
2016`1`24S After not duyng much, ih determined tu du scribal:ry in CNLBG. AHE r`up @4¢56 3mnt heewz uisytyng Antony in the bin dhen wanted tu hook up wiqf mee and later uisyt Lilyth Kammbl. Ih telephoned zWmz @5¢19 NR. Ih telephoned JonníElwyn @5¢22 AS 20s. AHE r`up @HP5 2m22 heewz at thh bin but Antony wasnt dhere, on leaqf ih gess.
. TuCNLBG. LoOrd r`up @6*23 1m36 sheewz headyng for Groaqf E`T^A q`°`. Actual T^A 6*34. When ih finyshk mi coffee, wee goy tu NHG. Topo was shut. Wee trundled raond tu Church Street , and faond [^^^FIND^NAME^^^]. The coffee yz 2bP50 - not steep!
. LoOrd reckoneth `t Jynjy yz a uictim of the paganoid bunch. Ih speculated `t Jynjy yz or was a tool of the bunch. If shee yz a tool not a particypant dhen ih m`haqfqf sume responsibilyty t`ward her; no idea what tu du bt it. Gareth much resembleth a zommbie.
. Ih accomed LoOrd tu a bus-stop. Shee obseruhed `t d``z a FS at pater. Ih wanted tu confyrm the obseruhation, but shee mooqfed on tu summng ellse. Wee ended up at the north end of Earl's Court Road.
. mc AHE 5¿09. Speechotext job @MN 55s 8740_9616_1942_3656 bawt2016`1`19T_MD13 - ih got it afore gettyng redy for NML. Well, d`was no web-access mj, so we dydnt hark the show. Ih dyde scribalry awal niht.
—•••—2016`1`25M MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; dhis was super breef. Loe Keqfin goeyng aot. Ih saw klaods what look like America, dhen hee saw a condensation trecjl what lookked like a condensation trecjl.
. Ih telephoned Morgan @1¢06 1m36 hyz jaw yz still in bad shape; HMRC wrote azz if hee h`nt dun hyz tax-return cjet hee dyde it in October.
. Ymb xt2 ih goy tu The Tree: CNLBG statim. We wr in action @2¢19. Weyrd:ly dhat be the lattre stoind. After radio, Niññni goy back tu The Tree, and ih comported :^:mnt. Ih left ymb HP6.
. Ih telephoeed zAthP@6:36€ AS 30s. Ih telephoeed zWmz @6:40€ NC. Ih telephoned zQf @7:41€ 4m35 bank-shnizzle receyqfed and bt tu be actioned. Ih telephoned zCookkyh @7:59€ 1m38 if M^Star yz the 16^` ih can't make it; it probably yz the 16^`.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih got dhere QP8 , and left QT9. mc AHE 8:54€. Niññni was redy , and we got A`J`S wiqf 2mnt tu spare. zAthP r`up @10:33€ 2m20; dhis fitted in:tu a commercial breyk, kewl.
—•••—2016`1`26T McDd, super-breef. Ih assembled cash for the :^: fee. Wyrk. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold `t ih goe tu hyz abode, and soon iwz dhere. Ih dyde sume wyrk on UD. Pig:Wit goy aot, and ih ín:tended tu shog off @4. Eliza the luny came tu the flat @4¢11, and ih logged off - good thiññ shee dyde shew up!
. Tu Croak^Fold tu get redy for Fluff^Splojj. While iwz doing up the not-shlock boots, Niññni came tu mee; what iwz at, getyng tgedhr @9, nuffnk profaond.
. Attendance was slyght. Annzorex wasnt dhere, Florence wasnt dhere. Ih huññ aot wiqf Stick:Man most awal the time. Stephen Cjard hahd wiqf him thh current issugh of Mensa mgzn. Ih hahd a look at it: low leqfel. Ugh: ih draññk coffee from Tesco!; ih must get a new suppliqxe. Azz of next week, s1 yclept Dean yz a mecjn:stecj bcoz D`ella can't be dhere eqfry week. Dean hazz a kwrrkyqx sense of humor; well thank fuck for dhat.
. We left on the dot of 8. D`ella ascribed the slyght:ness of attendance tu combination of the wedhr (which wasnt dhat bad) and a rumor of transport strike. Shee felt like getyng a take:a:wecj but dydnt feel like getyng thru oof. Ih got a pizzog from Red Planet , and got back in time for A`J`S.
—•••—2016`1`27W mc Pig:Wit MD37_&_47. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih ín:tended tu leaqf @3 , and doo the cash job. Dhis plan was of course a flop. The time wasnt wasted, we got news (Oregon Standoff) and dyde madhel. Ih left j`after MN! mc AHE 1¢31_33_&_36; Ruth Boge 8:43€.
—•••—2016`1`28H Ih woke up much later `n ih hoped. Ih got the gear redy dhen goy aot for tu doo up mygh boots. Niññni came tu mee , and aasked bt progress:. And in at most 5mnt, we headed for CNLBG.
. In r5mnt we got table_3. At 2 AHE walked in! Dhen walked aot statim! Ih saw him & Antony aot:side. Dhen hee strode tu the caontyr. Ih lowered mygh head. @2¢06 Niññni seddf Heez gonn. Ih lookked up , and saw AHE walkyng tu a table near the winndow; clear:ly heewz sittyng wiqf Antony.
. At the end of A`J`S, Niññni headed for The Tree. S1 opened the doör jusst azz shee reached it; handyqx. nD@11¢51 Per:haps the man what opened the doör can see Feyen. Ih took the pack hoam.
. SM tu AHE _5¢52 Hungry! Ime off tu Makan.[] And ih got dinner in Makan. Back hoam. SM tu AHE _7:04€ Bored soe goeyng tu Pig:Wit's abode. Piññk![] PigWit was aot, owe cjeah, hee told mee bt it ;:d. Ih dyde sume online wyrk dhen left @QP8. Ih telephoned Pater @8:24€ NR.
. AHE r`up @8:27€ 4m36 MdMcDd walked pàsst thh haose, soe ih hecjled him; AHE twittered a:wecj ; MdMcDd got on hyz wecj; AHE aasked what driññk ih wanted: noe, iwz turnyng in soon ; hee prattled a:wecj seemyng un:aware of what ih seddf; hee s``t heewd see mee real soon. Ih walked tu Mid Road, and AHE was soon dhere. Hee needed tu shew a uhideo. Tu l`room. Ih dydnt haqfqf thh keeqx!u Croak^Fold tu find thh keeqx: noe jocj. We dyde thh uhideo aot:side l`room: Alex jones on Sarah Palin on 2016`1`25 and sume time in 2010; ih spotted thh discrepancy at thh time. D`was a bit of madhel dhen heewz satisfyghed , and goy hoam.
. We got the show @9:02€. Fortunate:ly the 1^` segment be a report broad:cast ;:d, soe ime not mass:ly bummed bt it.
—•••—2016`1`29F MdMcDd breef. mc Pig:Wit _11¢59. Tu Pig:Wit's abode: hee wasnt dhere. Ih dyde on-line wyrk. Hee got back ymb 1, and ih left @3 not 2 azz ih ín:tended.
. Ih took the cash tu the bank. At the driqfe-wecj jusst north of Elgin Krezznt d``z a pacjr of cjelow lines - tyz jusst nuts!
. The clerk seddf Ih can't take it like dhat, it h`tu be in bags. And hee bunged a bunch of lytl bags tu mee. Hao in fuck can it be mygh job tu bag the coynes?! Ih bagged the coynes bcoz ih reckoned `t heewd refuse tu doo anyh part if ih told him tu doo hyz job. Hee caonted the coynes , entered the figures , and hoatf `t it yznt "a uhalid product". Ih aasked for the mnr. The clerk direkthed mee tu the senior clerk. Ih recognized the senior clerk azz the man what handled the pacj:ment lasst cjear. Hee consulted the data:base , and faond `t 1 digyt was wroññ.
. Barbí wiqf Curuhs yz a flop. Niññni reckoneth `t shee lookketh like a Barbí doll. Her noze yz like dhat of a Barbí doll not dhat of Reeta Ora.
—•••—2016`1`30R Ih telephoned Annzorex @4¢54 14m41 sheez busyh wi trecjnance in Surryh, soe shee won't be at Fluff^Splojj til March.
. Tu Makan. Loe Lefty. On the wecj back, ih got in:tu con`on wiqf a Black. Shee reckoned `t d`was soe lytl alcohol left `t the mulled wine was safe for a wuss. e ih got a cup:ful of it: 2bP50 in-stead of 3bP50 bcoz it was goeyng cold; definyte:ly better hot.
. Loe Lefty qxgenn. Heewz after haqfqfyng a shit dacj. Bie kwyke examynation, ih elicyted `t the shit:ness was cauzed bie ppl.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih left @HPMN tu get tu G^Munch in uzable time.
. mc Pig:Wit 2¢35 & 3¢09. SM tu Basotwaññ @2¢¢ A StartPage search for "Stripy Fairy" fecheth forth a picture of a Fey hoo duzznt look a bit like LD.[]
2016`1`31S Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Hee huññ a clock in hyz bed-room , and needed a hand; dun in a mnt. We harked the Rychí Allen Show.
. Tu G^Munch. mc Pig:Wit 2¢44, probably while iwz at wyrk; AHE_6:02€ & 20; zWmz 9:32€ - bugger, ih meant tu doo madhel wiqf him!; AHE_10:29€.
—•••—2016`2`01M Ih uhewed the time: 9:==. Ih uhewed the time: 1:=. WTF yz goeyng on?!
. Ih comported the keeqx. Ih kudnt remembr which street tu turn in:tu soe ih walked a:loññg [?????????]. The bloke at Mario's Securityh seddf dhis yz a copye. Dhen hee figured `t dhey kud doo a good job, it wuld take extra time. Coffee Plant.
. Tu l`room tu test the new keeqxs. Strecjcjt after ih tested the 1^`keeqx, loe Pig: wiqf Mkl Burke, soe ih cawaled him , and handed the keeqx. Awal the new keeqxs are excellent.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Mkl Burke took hyz latest booty hoam. Heewz back in r` a stoind. We watched the celebration-job rem Wogan. Rjemke. Ih left ymb 8 for tu telephone zWmz.
. Ih telephoned zWmz @8:16€ 22m44 ih got the ín:formation necessary tu haqfqf the mnt fit cyme :^:Dacj. Ih telephoned zQf @8:43€ 10m25 the un:cnown figure yz dhat of the Messr A`t, what:eqfr 1 of dhem miht be; d`shuld be noe diffycultyh wiqf getyng a certifycate tu present tu S`Chapter Roze &c; zQf aasked wr shee can ínuhite Jessica tu F·˙·B·˙·; ih: Can a prospectyf candidate cyme tu F·˙·B·˙·? can the poap precj? Can bears goe poo in the wudes?; and ih aasked where shee got the idea `t prospectyf candidates need permissujon tu attend F·˙·B·˙·;: shee jusst wanted tu make sure.
. 8:56€ - ih got the iPhone in:tu action statim. D`wasnt much juse, soe we goy tu l`room, Niññni goeyng a:head of mee. Ymb HP9 AHE shewed up! Hee spotted `t ih wasnt geared up for interaction dhen `t iwz like:ly tu be turnyng in soon, probably less `n 5mnt after ih told him it. Ih packed up tu leaqf l`room @10. D`was noe malarkey! We got the rest of the show in peace.
. mc AHE 4:==; Pig:Wit 5¢14; AHE 5¢21 6:05€ & 16.
—•••—2016`2`02T Tu paper:fuck tu hasten or re:arrangj the appoint:ment. S`re was dhere, and iwz sent tu hyz room forth:ly. Holy shit, it was like a boymx recjd! Re:mooqf thiññs of uhalugh, the use of the secret chambr. Ih nao haqfqf a supernal shit-load of wyrk on mygh hands.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Hee obseruhed `t iwz pacyng moar `n the dacj ih reported the rat. Skraonj of space.
. Fluff^Splojj was tame. SM from Stick:Man _1¢20 Won't be cymyng td azz ime behind-hand[] Ih aasked Alice bt the ex:chanj wiqf Jinnji. We madheled it for bt half a stoind.
. Dean the foretold was dhere. Hee hazz a short beard (thank rude wyrd tyz short) and #1 heyr-cut. Ih obseruhed `t hee lookketh like Mr Buzz:cut; hennce hee shall be cawaled Dean:Buzz.
. Jym^Hum shewed up! Natteration up:stecjrs. Wunce heewz a:wecj, Fluff^Splojj was dull qxgenn.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode, and hee wasnt dhere. Uhideo: Hao Jezebels manipulate men; ih wunder w`r dhis pertecjneth tu Jinnji; ih clear:ly recognized others azz Jezebel kharakters. Pig:Wit got back ymb QTMN.
. mc AHE 3¢01; Boge 3¢43; zWmz 4¢35; Boge 6:29€.
—•••—2016`2`03W Tu *****tt* tu comport the mnt. Ih uzed Cambria type-face; Courier yz good for breef loads. 3bPd; a bit bluddyqx steep.
. Ih took the prinnt:ment tu the folder in HxH. Ih goy up:stecjrs for tu aask GC bt the form; madhel goeyng on, soe ih left it till ih finyshk the load of coffee. GC wasnt dhere, zHarris was preparyng the Holy Temple for :^:Hermeez (the madhel was bie telephone). We nattered a:wecj; iwz surprized hao frennd:ly shee was.
. The new lamp-system was a challanj. The blue we hahd be a bit glum, soe shee fydled bt wi the kontrohl. The system dhen chanjed in:tu rapid cycle - it kud trigger migracjn. Ih pressed a button (lower left) ih remembrf from seeyng zQf uzyng it, and it chanjed in:tu slow cycle. zHarris pressed summnk, and it chanjed back tu blue. Shee hazz noe idea what shee pressed.
. zAthP shewed up tu attend the :^:; shee waqfed tu mee from the karr. Dhen zSRo got dhere. Ih haoeqfr was bt tu goe hoam.
. mc Boge HPMD; NK MD55; Pig:Wit 2¢41; Boge 3¢18 9:54€.
—•••—2016`2`04H
—•••—2016`2`05F Tu ZenPuddle: summnk gannyng on soe cyme back @6. Tu the Italian munch ih noted lasst time. Ih got back @xt6 - the bloke in the munch got the time wroññ bi 5tu10mnt. Socjudi yz gannyng tu the old cöntryh in 2 weeks for 6 munnths. Ih gaqfe her mygh eemzl-address; time will tell w`r &c.
. On the plattog in ClapJunk, d`was a wench what lookketh a bit like Juliet Slome. Shee entered the karryj bi the next doör tu the riht , and took the seat beside the seat ih wanted! Shee got a telephone-cawal soe ih heard her: nice uhocjce, sume kind of Ewröpean, Chekh per:haps. Shee got off at Kens^gn.
—•••—2016`2`06R Up late. The skygh was pure klaod. Ih dyde a few bits dhen took the iPhone tu l`room for A`J`S. Dhis be run-thru-the-week dacj! Niññni goy tu The Tree, and ih dyde scribal:ry.
2016`2`07S Ih dyde sume wyrk at the back. LoOrd turned up! Tu CNLBG. Tu a coffee-stow on Kens^gn HS. Tu LoOrd's abode. Wee watched Jesse Uhentura's show. Hmm soe ih h`nao seen it. mc AHE MD33.
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2016`2`08M MdMcDd feched bags tu Croak^Fold @11¿56. Ih comported foot-wear; much less of it `n ih expected. Also in the ark d`was a winnd-proof pacjr of gluqfs. Dhey wrnt a good fit, so ih gaqfe dhem tu the charityh. Ih wore magic gluqfs & garden gluqfs tgedhr for the 1^` time: the business. Tu Makan. Back for moar action and tu hark A`J`S. Tu The Tree; Niññni got tu CroakFold statim. Iwz a bit floppose but plaoqxed a:head. @4¿58 Niññni got back tu The Tree, and ih buggered a:wecj while d`was lyght.
. While iwz at the tap (under the gaze of gestapo) PigWit came tu find mee: hyz abode soon. Ih faond a kote ih reckon came from LD; ih took it tu the ch^bin dhen feched salt & a glass tu hyz abode. S1 yclept Mkl what hazz kyn in New Ywork. Ih washf the glass dhen short:ly shogged off.
. Tu CNLBG. LoOrd walked in ymb HP7! Prezznt:ly wee walked tu Worn^gn Road, where Oamlet^Man yz dheez dacjs. Shee goy tu Oamlet^Man, ih goy hoam.
—•••—2016`2`09T Pig:Wit r`up @MD hee felt un:well soe wanted mygh prezznce. After 2 loads of coffee, ih got tu wyrk. Ih faond 1 of the smawal blankets from LD; tu the ch^bin. At the corner of Mid Road on the wecj back loe MdMcDd. Another trip tu the ch^bin. On the wecj back loe Pig:Wit bt tu enter the romish cook-room. Aot of curiosityh, ih lookked in dhere. D``z a gestapo-gawk!
. 5¢29; poo late. HC r`up @QP6 47s. Stick^Man. C r`up @QP6€ 47s meetyng up tm in CNLBG. Florence goy tu room4 bcoz "itts gettng heqfyqx" in room2.
—•••—2016`2`10W Ih sawt a charityh shop tu giqf 2 nohuhels tu. Iwz wyrkyng on aot-of-date ín:formation: what was a charityh shop yz nao a dental stow. Tu the r`clock shop for lekí: dhey NL doo it! Ih aasked whygh: dhey hahd trubbl wi customers what s``t it was a 20er not a 10er. Hmm dhey losst the contract bcoz dhey tricjed it on. Ih sawt a 2^`hand book-shop. Ih dydnt find a 2^`hand book-shop, ih faond a pacj`point! Corner of Radd^gn Road & Portobello Road. Tu Makan.
. Iwz a bit floppose but ih got back tu wyrk. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold when iwz bt tu goe tu CNLBG. Loe Burke. Ih gaqfe tu him a bag for gollf-clubs.
. HC cawaled mee from oqfer the road - hee wuld h`tu be on time when ih wanted tu doo sume scribal:ry! Furry was wiqf him. Table 5. LoOrd came in. A pecjn attacked mygh left eacj; d`was sume distort tu mygh siht; real scaryqx. LoOrd goy hoam ymb QP7 super approximate - iwz in noe state tu check the time. HC hahd a cawal from JAB; dhey arrangjf tu hook up in Big^Muck NHG after HC took Furry hoam. We awal left at clozance; dhey goy tu thh station.
. Ih ploññked mygh back-pack at hoam dhen got dinner at Red Planet. We got in:tu A`J`S@9:02€; poo, 2mnt late! At the end, ih felt too crud tu put the iPhone a:wecj, soe it was on the winndow-ledge oqfer-niht.
—•••—2016`2`11H Iwz ill awal dacj. Iwz asleep most of the dacj and better for it but still thurgh:ly ill. A lytl after niht:fawal, ih goy yu CNLBG. LoOrd got dhere 2mnt later. A well-dressed man aasked w`r ih kud spare sume chanj: ih flipped at him bcoz ih felt soe bluddyqx awful. LoOrd s``t the well-dressed man hahd an expensyf dog; ih: Dhatts probably whygh heez short of cash. 7:31€ 2 wenches goy tu thh excreticum tgedhr; aot @7¢34.
—•••—2016`2`12F Tu Makan. Hoam; sume wyrk, but not much azz ih still felt crud. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Foggy was dhere! The crucifixujon, realityh u- the standard uhersions. Georgj Carlin. Foggy goy hoam ymb 6 lest hyz mind goe off plumb. Ih shogged off a lytl after 7 - 2sd later `n ih meant tu.
. Tu CNLBG. Fun^Beam left the haose the same time azz ih. Shee recommended garlyke wiqf super-dose of u^C. A frennd yz recent:ly dead, soe shee can't handle khristologue. Shee walked oqfer the zebra-job at Station^Block, and ih bawt a kloqfe of garlyke 30p.
. CNLBG was shut in 5mnt. Tu G^Munch. Emory reckoneth `t Stan:leyh Kubrick was pacjed bie NASA.
. Hoam:ward @QT9. We got tu l`room bcoz thh batterye was near emptyh (20). AHE shewed up 10:41€. Heez recent:ly aot of ynary: acidosis. Ih declared `t iwz short:ly turnyng in. Ih gadhered thh pack , and headed for thh doör @11:05€. AHE jusst h`tu shew mee caps at base:ment price on Rohan's web-site, but hee dydnt haññ bt loññg.
. mc Pig:Wit 7:11€ 32 37; AHE 8:10€ 34; Basotwaññ 8:54€ 59; AHE 9:09€. Plus AHE ;:d 9:51€ 10:50€ 53.
—•••—2016`2`13R Ih folywed FunBeam's ínstruction - garlyke & u~C. Choppyng the garlyke was much plus easyqx `n ih expected.
. Tu Makan. D`was an Kushite coffee stand; ih told the wench runnyng it `t iwz getyng sume coffee dhere on the wecj back. After food, ih nattered wiqf QfBlack. Sheez keen on Kushite coffee but dydnt want anyh dhis time. Oy the place was cold! When ih got tu the coffee stand, the wench was gonn; was a bloke ,poss her fàdher, runnyng it; well, dhatts jusst not the same, soe ih skipped it.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih left a bit after MN for tu get tu G^Munch.
2016`2`14S Ih took a weyrd head-garment tu the ch^bin: 2 loññg flaps wiqf big bobbles, quhite point:less. Ih got curiös bt a bag on the hook near the frunt doör. RG from LD! Holy shit, ih kud h`dun sinj dhat. Ih dumped it in a garbyj can dhen goy tu Pig:Wit's abode.
. After sume time dhere, ih stode HWA. Ih concluded `t HWA was not for real. It was haard tu tell what was goeyng on in dhat skull - HWA seemeth tu be boath deceyqfer & deceyqfed.
—•••—2016`2`15M Ih uhewed the time: HP6; 4sd h``gonn bie!h stode fallacy & simylar shnizzle. Ih left Pig:Wit's abode ymb HP2. Tu The Tree; tu CNLBG; table_1. At the table near the corner loe a wench wearyng un:attachched sleeqfz; ih h``redd bt such but not seen it.
—•••—2016`2`16T Ih heard the letter-box dhen s1 cawalyng s1. D`was noe1 at the doör. Ih heard a cawal-type saondh from #34 , and figured `t winnd rattled the letter-box (regular occurrence) dhen s1 at #34 cawaled aot. Loe Desmond (riht name?) dyngg summnk under thh bonnet of hyz karr. Hee applyghd enjn-oyl tu a pad-lock tu loosen it. Hee seddf Dhis yz what we doo in Africa.
. Tu Makan. SM tu Stick^Man _1¢35 Ime not @73C tn - ime at a concert in o2![] >_1¢39 Messyj not clear[] <_1¢41Annunciation of absence[] Hee r`up @1¢42 2m10 heez not dhere till the 8^`.
—•••—2016`2`17W AHE shewed up ymb 4. Hee told an íncydent on Sunnog niht. Tu NH Plod Station. We reached it @4¢58, and dhey got raond tu us @6%%. ploddakFaghini took 2&3q`sd tu write up an íncydent <2mnt loññg.
—•••—2016`2`18H Tu Makan. The Bulgar bloke was runnymg the pan-cake stand. On the wecj back, s1e was runnymg the pan-cake stand; poo. But tyz back in action, kewl.
. AHE r`up @2¢36 8m50 DB are uhewyng or h`uhewed the foottyj; hee uttered mygh dubblpunch akkaont tu awal at Big:Muck NHG; soe nao d``z a baloney uhersion dooyng the raonds; hee propozed `t ih cyme tu Big:Muck NHG tu put it strecjcjt; oh cjes, d`was a gap in mygh life, and dhis fylled it - noe, ih spent 5sd on it ;:d; hee declared `t hee wuld put it riht.
. 4444 @5t3 44s 8767`8405`0782`0683. Ih telephoned HC @3%% 20m23 meet up in CNLBG. Ih telephoned Crow @3¢24 AS 9s. Ih telephoned Pater @3¢28 17m39. zWmz r`up @3¢52 11m55. Ih telephoned zAlJo @xp4 1m45 MdMcDd came tu the doör while iwz at it, soe ih shortened the cawal. Ih telephoned zWmz @4¢14 1m09 MdMcDd popped up wiqf coffee, soe Ih got off telephone.
. Ih telephoned Helen_Such @4¢35 1m30 shee hahd wyrk riht dhen, and shee seemed tu haqfqf noe idea what iwz on bt (the 2 wine-bottles).
. Back tu wyrk. LoOrd shewed up! Shee kudnt doo awwt, soe we walked daon Port^Road. Blue^Bell nosh was shut, Georgj's chip-shop duzznt doo hot driññks. We ended up at Porto.
. Tu CNLBG. HC was at the table near the corner. Hee wanted tu goe tu DB, but telephoned dhem fyrst: Faghini wasnt here soe HC ímparted hys telephone # & eemzl address. xB_Nerdin: Patricia; we shook hands while sheewz at the siññk; splash.
. HC & ih walked tu the bus-stop near Confusion Sq. On Sunnog hee seddf `t AbuBakr was NOT part of the conspiracy tu waste the prophet. Loe Pig:W goeyng tu the same bus-stop; hyz TJ was soon dhere.
. Niññni came in @8:47€. We wr at the show at the riht time. Pig:Wit r`up @9:31€ 1m07 haqfqf a look at hyz connexion tm.
. AHE shewed up ymb QP11€! Hee h`been at HC's abode tu find the numbr; hee wanted `t ih open l`room for him. Ih got up; Niññni wundered whygh: tyz less bodhdher `n tellyng him tu bugger off. Ih donned the DG , goy aot , and seddf dhis yz a bluddyqx nujsance. Fun^Beam bore cloathes tu l`room at dhat moment! Ih: Good, ime not needed! Back tu A`J`S.
—•••—2016`2`19F Ih got up relatyf:ly yrly , and tackled the biggest part of the job: the muck-ark. It was nowhere azz bad azz ih feared.
. Ih took 2 daoels aot:side, and an Irish:man aasked mee bt hyz lock. Wi a lytl effyrt, ih faond `t heez the occupant of 36D. Jorja shewed up at dhis moment, and we goy up the steps tgedhr. Ih un:locked the 2 doörs dhen explacjned the puzzle:sm lock tu the new occupant. Ih accomed Jorja tu #30. Ih told her tu wear dark blue stockiññs - her feet wr lookkyng crap in pale braon.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Hee dydnt feel like food for the while, soe ih dyde macaroni wiqf ragu & chop:ment of tomato. `The Hiram Keeqx`; Henry Synclacjr, Earl of Orkney; Pr Zichmni. Pig:Wit aasked bt Donatizzm soe ih lookked it up; good studye. Ih left @5tu11.
. Tu G^Munch. Ih got dhere ymb HP11. Dhen ih realized `t dhis be Friggog not Sunnog! Hoam for the carricary pack.
. ::ÍNCYDENT:: Aot:side Zbryz d`was 2 shslop dressed azz the chafqfs dhey are sexuhal:y assaultyng 2 Nizzles.1 shslop yz hee , and was in a grey top marked MARSHALL, the other yz shee , and was in a grey-green parka; ih don't cnow w`r the hee-shslop suppozeth `t hee ::yz:: a marshall. Dheyr karr was flashshyng blue, soe it stood aot: SW13FDV. Tyz other:wize un:marked, soe dhey practice deception; ih wunder what other deception dhey practice. In 5tu10mnt dhey released the Nizzles; ih gess the hee-shslop got enugh gratifycation. Dhen the shslop wr awal oqfer a karr in frunt of the secretBabylon karr: W88NOW. Prezznt:ly a dog-section karr turned up. The driqfer of it led aot a basset haond, ih presume tu sniff the karr the shslop stole, soe ih ínferred `t the attack be bt like stuff; ih smegged off at dhis point.
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. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih cookked oat & sawce; Pig:Wit dydnt want anyh azz tyz weyrd.
2016`2`21S Ih telephoned HC @3¢22 14m43 hee h`nt heard from shslop; d`be 3 posses: 1\ hey lookked in:tu AHE , and faond `t heez mental 2\ dhey are letyng HC stew in hyz own juse 3\ dhey are keepyng it for later; ih reckon #1 yz plus like:ly.
. Ih telephoned Helen Such @3¢40 34s ih reminded her of the 2 wine-bottles hen d`was silence; well, ih don't h`tu preseruh the bottles a`more.
. Ih telephoned Crow @3¢47 AS 9s. Ih got tu wyrk on the rtl ark; the job was dun in 2sd. Ih faond 570bPd in the nao defunct ark. Ih telephoned zWmz @6:20€ text-suggestion 8s.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih finyshk watchyng `Hitler's Hyden Drug Habyt`. Ih reddf a bit bt Sugababes: Heidi Rangj became a Sugababe h`g been a membre of Atomic Kitten; soe ::dhatts:: whygh later Sugababes saondheth exact:ly like Atomic Kitten!
—•••—2016`2`22M Ih uhewed the clock: j`after MD! Ih must h`been a:sleep 3sd or soe. Ih stood at the gate - the cjen for coffee jusst dydnt goe a:wecj. Loe MdMcDd; coffee took place! Rubbish coffee, but ih dydnt h`tu goe aot for it. ^Chap dhen got tu wyrk. Ih faond 110bPd what shuld h`been in a clean-site pocket.
. Tu CNLBG ymb HP4 fyrst a trip tu The Tree tu ín:form Niññni. When ih got back from the caonter, d`was noe saondh from the iPhone; noe idea what happened tu the connexion. We wr in action real soon.
—•••—2016`2`23T Ih faond a hat LD gaqfe tu mee, smeg poo; ih took thh hat tu thh ch^ hen goy tu Pig:'s abode - hee t dhere! Ih finyshk thh oat-stew. Ih ldft @QT5. While iwz at wash, MdMcDd hecjld mee. Ih brawt him up tu date , and spoke of raoz.
. On the path tu LBG loe AHE! ploddakBrooks telephoned him tu aask for HC's telephone #. Dhis despyght `t HC uttered eemzl address & telephoee # tu shslop LW. Hee accomed mee tu Croak^Fold dhen short:ly shogged off. Bt 10s later, ih heard him qxgenn - heewz on telephone tu ploddakBrooks. Ih hoatf `t ih h``tu get dinner , and strode tu Munch.
. Ih got tu the iPhone @8:59€ - whew, close! Basotwaññ r`up @10:07€ 21m16 LD was on hyz mind late:ly; the hat ih faond & gaqfe a:wecj;; Basotwaññ met an American sheep-farmer what got regystred azz democreep bcoz hee liketh Berní Sanders.
. mc Pig:Wit xp7€ AHE 7:24€ Pig:Wit7:55€ AHE 8:03€.
—•••—2016`2`24W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih got tu wyrk statim. Bie niht:fawal the cychen was basic:ly dun. Tu Pig:Wit's abode: heewz aot the hoal time!
—•••—2016`2`25H MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold. Ih telephoned HC @5tuMD NC. Ih telephoned JAB @5tuMD & MD12 Engajed. SM tu Basotwaññ _MD14 Well, ih dydnt make a very good job of swichchyng the jabber-port on! Ime super busy wi clearance for the time beyng. Nu tm or Shobbess.[] Ih telephoned J`A`B @MD51 7s?! nn@52747 HC was probably still a:sleep; FP Brooks; cast-off iPhone from Gordon
. Tu Makan. Tu CNLBG. AHE came in! Iwz dhere loññger `n ih wanted. Tu CroakFold; wunce AHE shogged off, ih got tu wyrk. Ih telephoned zWmz @6:28€ 8m03 hee wasnt dhere ;:d, and it was brilliant, soe much soe `t it formed thh topic at TM AA.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Heewz a:wecj the hoal time, but hee seddf soe before hand, soe noe puzzle:ment. Ih shogged off ymb HP8. When ih got back, ih realized `t ih dydnt haqfqf enugh speechotext for the show, soe ih left it till gnMN. Niññni & ih nattered a:we, and ih dyde sume scribal:ry.
. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold , and hoatf Emergency. Ih ,in expect of baloney, goy tu hyz abode. Not emergency nor baloney: Thaleia Kpr yz dead! Ih stecjed in hyz abode till r QT3.
—•••—2016`2`26F MdMcDd raozed mee from deep sleep. After 2 loads of coffee, ih got tu wyrk. Sy`re_ Priscilla & sume contract bloke came tu Croak^Fold. Sy`re gushshed bt the paradise `t yz bt tu shew up; it must be a jusyqx contract.
. We got the show - o2 took a porky un:bidden, the sods. Foggy came tu Croak^Fold. Fortunate:ly ih heard dhis part. In r` half a stoind, Pig:Wit turned up, and dhey goy tu hyz abode. Ih got back tu the show; iwz at wyrk the hoal dacj.
. SM tu Sarah`MZ _5p6%% What be up? Noe contact for agjes! part from JelyhBlaast. x[] Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Face:Book shnizzle.
—•••—2016`2`27R Snuffle, bummer health. Ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode, and Foggy was dhere! We wr dhere awal dacj.
2016`2`28S Iwz still in bummer health; not much wyrk. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. MdMcDd shewed up rem summnk Pig:Wit h`tu siñn; quhite sfw. Ih comported mygh y!oo akkaont: Jinnji sent a frennd-requhest on °°2`16. Ih heard the radio news @3¢¢ - soar-a:wecj time get hoam!
—•••—2016`2`29M MdMcDd. Pig:Wit hoatf `t Burke was cymyng tu hyz abode @5. Tu CNLBG. Awal 6 wr taken! Tu G^Munch. Keqfin was getyng chips! 4444 @5¢42 1mnt. We got thh show @5¢57. We goy hoam @8. Niññni took a trip tu The Tree , and was back in 2mnt.
. LoOrd r`up @11:04€ 2m44 shee heard bt the death of Thaleia td (smeg, ih meant tu ín:form her) Dd of Earl's Court cawaled her in:tu a munch shee duzznt uze much for tu ín:form her.
—•••—2016`3`01T Mygh chest was raw, soe ih goy tu CNLBG. Ih sat in the middle dhen prezznt:ly got the winndow seat. Short:ly s1 parked him:self at the same table azz d`was noe uhacant tables. Ih wanted another dose, but d`was 6 prospects at the caonter, and ih kudnt haqfqf a table tu m`self.
. Tu Coffee Plant. Ih ordured hot chocolate. The wench putf mylk in it - cjuck! Tu Zaki & Zaki: falafel wrap; cjuck!
. Loe MdMcDd leaqfyng paper:fuck. Heewz ellse:where in the fore part of the dacj. Ih dyde wyrk on the ark. It seemed tu goe awal riht. Iwz late getyng redy for Fluff^Splojj.
. Annzorex opened the doör. Ih goy tu the computer-room for tu accept Jinnji's frennd-requhest. Face:Book dydnt cyme up! Ih reddf bt CNN's drrtyqx trick on Trump ;:d. Iwz dhere bt half a stoind, which be loññger `n ín:tended. Alice hoatf quhiz, soe ih goy daon:stecjrs for it.
. After the quhiz, ih uzed the computer in room4 tu comport the frennd-requhest. Ih cawaled Alice tu see the requhest dhen clicked it. Ih folywed 2 uhideo liññks from Jinnji's Face:Book splojj: Gyrotronics. Annzorex tricjed on cloathes from Neeko while iwz at computer. … a frillyqx white jacket: perfect:ly good on her.
. At the gate, Cjard huññ araond mee, noe idea what heewz on bt. Juliana sudden:ly realized `t her shop:ment was in:side! Alice opened the haose, and dhey got the shop:ment. Cjard hoatf `t heewz shoggyng off , and actuhal:y shogged off. Juliana was pleased `t ih wacjted for her. A lytl wecj up the road, we faond Annzorex wacjtyng for her; sheewz dubl pleased. Ih accomed dhem tu the bus-stop. The TJ was dhere in 2mnt.
. Tu Red Planet for dinner. Niññni was dhere when ih got back. We got the show in excellent time.
—•••—2016`3`02W Up late; kind of poo dhat. Ih un:earthed `Qfice` maggznog. Ih concluded `t the aduhertize:ments are the best bit. Ih started wyrk on the shelfz.
. Ih raonded the spell off wi wyrk on the ark. It turned aot tu be wyrse `n ih thawt. Ih uzed the old method. A bit of glass snagged mygh riht thumb; aoch, blud. Ih washf mygh hands in the siññk dhen walked tu the ynary. Loe Pig:Wit & Keqfinn^Co goeyng s`where; ih kudnt make aot what hee seddf - mygh riht thumb hahd mygh full attention. The minr-ynjuryxz unit yz nao cawaled Urgent Care. We h``tu wacjt tu be seen bie an administrator. Ih uhewed the wund: the bleedyng was nao slyght soe ih goy hoam. Ime not clear what dheyr idea`f urgent yz.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Heewz back in r` half a stoind. Hee hazz on loan a copye of `Earth Angels` bie Doreen Uhirtugh. Hee kudnt make anyh sense of it. Ih reckon tyz ín:tended tu recrujt good fowk in:tu NewAgj lyght-wyrk baloney. Hee goy tu a shop, and ih lookked up Doreen Uhirtugh. Doreen Uhirtugh yz a writer of the New Thawt m`ment. Ih left ymb 8:27€.
. D`was noe juse tu the iPhone, soe ih h``tu get it tu l`room; tu The Tree tu ín:form Niññni. Niññni met mee at the doör, and we got A`J`S at the riht time.
—•••—2016`3`03H MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Dhen ih got on wi preparation. Tu Junction^Splojj. D`was a trundle at pf1 when ih got dhere; cjippee. Ih hahd a short wacjt at Clap^Junk; cjippee qxgenn. Tu Wacjt^Roze for bread. Ih collected cash from the postostow - loññg kew. Tu Piss^Place. Ih reached HxH HP5!; ih gses the time in Junction^Splojj_ the postostow & Piss^Place added up.
. zAlLu reckoneth `t zAthP yz a seeriös runner for the top slot. Shee spoke of beyng gonn in such ehuhent. Sod dhat kind of crap - stecj put , and fyght the buggers!
. The madhel be a success. z made a good contribution; ime lookkyng for:ward tu hyz m`shype of :^:904. Ih restored the clozance hymn; clozance yz soe much better wiqf the hymn.
—•••—2016`3`04F Ih felt crud. Ih took salicylic acyd dhen wecjed up goeyng tu CNLBG and goeyng tu Pig:Wit's abode: ih settled on Pig:Wit's abode bcoz it duzznt ínuholuh leaqfyng the haose. Ih left after MN. Niññni was a:sleep; we got the show @1¢¢.
—•••—2016`3`05R Tu Pig:Wit's abode; ih still dydnt feel like wyrk. Tube: HW & satan-cult. Ih left MN , and goy tu G^Munch.
2016`3`06S Tu Pig:Wit's abode wiqf the íntention of getyng back tu Croak^Fold @4. Ih left @xt10 for tu get A`J`S; what yz it wiqf íntentions?! While iwz dhere, ih stode Kim Kardashian. 1 Tube:nic pozyteth `t sheez a bloke. Hmm… the jaws duzznt machch the cheeks; shee lookketh like a hybrid of human & locust. Posh Spice the same.
—•••—2016`3`07M Iwz in gloom; not good; it buggered wyrk. Ih goy tu CNLBG. Loe Denys! Ih dyde scribal:ry. Denys sat wiqf mee later on. :Wit came tu thh table for a while. Moar scribal:ry. LoOrd strode tu thh table! Shee propozed walk, and soon we wr aot & bt. LoOrd goy tu Tesco; tyz at least 36°° sinnce iwz in dhere. Tu [NameOfStreet?]. Loe Tristan! We hahd cofff aot:side a former pub on WBG. Tu G^Munbh. Loe Basotwaññ!
—•••—2016`3`08T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih walked bt the allyh for tu get in:tu wyrkyng ordyr. Loe Keqfin, and we nattered a:wecj. Dhat time heewz exarboric; Nihtin:gale Hs Cromwell Road.
. Ih dyde the muck-ark job; ih felt much better for it. Tu CNLBG. A bloke what uzed tu wyrk in G^Munch cawaled mee from the hyghr-karr hee driqfeth; Pig:Wit shewed up d`g talkance eeqfn bt tu get a TJ; dhen the driqfer h``tu action a cawal. CNLBG was un::ful.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode; hee wasnt dhere. `The Masonic Illuminati On of Apple` Stephen Wozniak yz a freemason; thh Illuminati bit not soe well establyshed. Pig:Wit got back ymb xp4, when ih shuld real:y h`been on mygh wecj.
. Ih reached 73C @5¢34; dhattl learn mee tu haññ bt. Annzorex.
—•••—2016`3`09W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih telephoned Morgan @ heez fresh back from Tyrkicja; geez telephonyng mee next week rem shyrts.h telephoned HC@ Morricone got an Oscar at agj87; shslop wr at HC's abode: noe furdher actipn; meet up in CNLBG @4.
. Tu CNLBG; HC wasnt dhere. Niññni shewed up dhen short:ly goy back tu The Tree. When the iPhone hahd enugh juse, ih uhewed SM: from HC _2¢22[] soe dhatts what it be. LoOrd came in! We walked tu Spooks:uhille. G^Munch.
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—•••—2016`3`11F MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold, and ih kudnt get up. Ih hahd a swefn of meshyng Jewish stuff wiqf ordynary stuff; ih felt `t iwz dooyng well but h`tu doo it for real when ih be well; a sure siñn of feqfre. h woke for semi real ymb 4.
. AHE r`up @5¢16 37m59 shslop h`cawaled him in for furdher inter:uhew; HC told dhem summnk AHE h``for:gotten; ih reminded him `t ih told him dhis uhery effect when hee propozed goeyng tu shslop;
; hee learnt on Tube ;:`t Donald J Trump yz a Freemason and `t hyz dawtar yz in sume Masonic aot:fit; ih suggered Eastern Star: it saondhed riht.
. Tu CNLBG; it was an effyrt. SM from HC _°°3`10_5¢34 Art thou in kafe?[] <`_7:20€ Shakyg off the end part of feqfre. ;:D ih dydnt get aot of the haose. Ime in CNLBG nao; getyng heer was an effyrt.[] `>_7:33€ En:joy Mocka. Ih h`returned tu bed ~ spendyng Manyh =stoinds on:line, pushyng for AOT [of EU] Ih h`dehuheloped new lines: 'BREXIT OR BRICKIT' prettyh good. Also, BBC nao =meaneth (accordyng to mee) Better Beware, Children. ~nanoo nanoo~[]
—•••—2016`3`12R Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold , and hoatf `t heewz off tu the acjr:port and will be back on Moonog. Iwz real ill , and fortunate:ly got back tu sleep. Tu Pig:Wit's abode azz hee bade mee. From The Flycjinng Lizards, if mooqfed tu Larry Williams. Up came `A Taste of Hunyh`. Ih lookked it up: apparent:ly meant for the flick of the same title. Soe ih watched the flick. The flick yz a peece of Nàtsi propaganda, real:y competent:ly dun. Ih watched a shit:load of other uhideoes , and un:íntentional:y stecjed dhere oqfer:niht
2016`3`13S Iwz in Pig:'Wits abode on mygh own awal dacj! On mygh own dhat yz part from inter:web, which ih uzed tu the max. Ih watched `Gyrl Wiqf Green Eacjs`. Nao ih don't need tu waste another mnt on Reeta Tush`gm.
. Ih lookked up HWA , and got a new gob-smack: HWA regular:ly sex-abuzed hyz dawtar! Iwd like tu cnow what ellse the punk dyde.
. Ih turned in real late. Iwz nao near:ly well - only a bit of sand-paper left.
—•••—2016`3`14MMdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold, coffee dhoe tepid. Loe Priscilla; ih told hhr bt thh ill:. Wyrk. Tu CNLBG, wiqf fyrst a trip tu The Tree. We hahd a seeriös wacjt for a table: #3, and dhen #6 came up at the same time. Tristan came in ymb HP5; snachches of con`on d`g commercials; hee left ymb 7.
—•••—2016`3`15T NK r`up @4¢09 1^06m09 radiation; CBD;; 7CGG yz beyng dun up; Dorset Hl; noe1 h`heard from All:bert for bt a cjear;
. Sudden:ly ih realized `t dhis be Fluff^Splojj dacj! Alice opened the doör; T^A 5¢47. A bunch wr bt tu watch `Blazyng Saddles` in room4. Sophia; shee noted `t ih wasnt wearyng the shyrt shee saw mee in 965 times. Ih ad wr shee hahd ah cash for mee. Shee turned her back on mee , and seddf Noe.
—•••—2016`3`16W Tu Radd`gn Road tu comport lecí & water-rob; success. Tu Makan. Aot:side #32, the sole of mygh left boot came a:drifft! Ih chanjed in:tu the new boots dhen iwz floppose for a while nu a stoind.
. Tu The Tree @r`3¢01: CNLBG @4. Ih dyde wyrk on the shelfz. Loe a shyrt, soe ih donned it. Ime too fat for it, soe it took it tu the ch^bin.
. Iwz seruhed bie Patricia \Nerdin; kewl. We wr in action @4¢12. LoOrd came in ymb 6:40€ for r` 10mnt.
—•••—2016`3`17H Ih started swiññyng in:tu action @MD22. In Junction Splojj, ih aasked the time: 3¢22 - 4sd from start tu beyng in Bush Green, not bad. The trundle pulled in while iwz ascendyng the stecjr, neat. Ih got a pie in Clap^Junk, and consequhent:ly ih dydnt need a mele in ^^^^^tt^. Wacjt:Roze was dooyng cheez at half price, soe ih got 6 packs.
—•••—2016`3`18F At 3¢06 ih started getyng redy tu goe tu CNLBG; host at The Tree. Ih got table_3 noe diffycultyh; scribal:ry. Niññni was dhere @QT4. When A`J`S was oqfer, Niññni seddf Ih haqfqf a tree tu get tu. In Croak^Fold, ih dyde moar scribal:ry; ih complethfe Cup2012.
. G^Munch. Emory told `t 2 weeks or soe back, a wench poss S^American sawt mee. Emory told `t ih haqfqf noe pattern. A lytl tawaler `n in, black heyr, foran accent hee kudnt identifygh. Later ih twigged `t his be the wench what wyrked in G^Munch in the 0yhs - FenChurch cawaled her `Bnàna Boat`.
—•••—2016`3`19R Tu PigWit's abode - a dacj aot from wyrk.
2016`3`20S Ih hahd innards trubbl awal dacj. It subsided a bit after 6. Tu PigWit's abode. Ih left ymb QTMN.
—•••—2016`3`21M Ih took a big ark :(): dhen rummyjed it. Dhis took moast of the dacj. Ih faond notes_ documents_ use:ful publications_ and 2 state-letters addressed tu LD. Ih washf mygh hands, and PigWit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. The inter-web connexion was horrifyke:ly slow. Con`ly iwz still on the job @xt4. Pig:Wit goy at ymb 4; ih shogged off @4¢46. Tu The Tree; strecjcjt tu CNLBG. We got action @5¢32.
—•••—2016`3`22T S1 at thh doör; ih got tu it in r` half a mnt: Sylqfestre. Wee goy tu paper-rig; coffee & madhel. Shuwwr; winndows, puwwr-points. [whats her name?!] wanted `t ih siñn a dis:clozure document; same poop azz lasst time, not siñnyng it. Tu
PigWit's abode cheef:ly tu diss the dis:clozure poop. Iwz late leaqfyng #38.
. DweebStow @5¢38; beyng late yz trumpet-suck. Ih sawt an akkaont where:at tu contact GC; noe jocj. iPhone: fecjlure in 6s. Soe ih bummed thh use of Alice's jabber-port. The messyj be rem Thunrog LASST WEEK! End of wyryh, dhoe ih felt stupid. Tom^Slàqf was in frennd:ly mode.
. Annzorex left on the dot for tu get the next TJ - uzuhal:y shee see it secjlyng pàst the stop. Ih accomed her, and shee got the TJ. Tu Makan. Tu G^Munch. Iwz in good time for A`J`S.
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2016`3`23W PigWit came tu CroakFold. Ih goy tu hyz abode wiqf the ín:tention of leaqfyng soon and gettyng what was left of the show. Dhen ih figured `t ih kud get it bWOf PigWit's computer; Niññni came a:loññg. PigWit d`tu fech aot hyz new c, and gettyng the show was bi the bord. Niññni got back tu The Tree. Ih got the 4^` stoind.
. Ih got in:tu a dekko rem 5 show-b's Nizzles wasted bi HWI. Duggy came in, and the dekko was on hold. AHE cawaled mee from :(); - aot dhere tu meet him. PigWit started cookkyng dinner at r` the same time.
. AHE & ih goy tu l`room. Ih spoke rem the murder of Sandra Bland. Duggy came tu l`room , and hoatf `t dinner was redy. Ih left @11. Ih lookked in:tu l`room. AHE plecjed a comedye peece bi Bill Burr & Peter Qfirzi rem sociopaths & narcississts. Good stuff, but iwz dhere loññger `n ih wanted tu. Log on time: MN28.
—•••—2016`3`24H AHE came tu Croak^Fold. Hee needed tu charrj hyz jabber-port, soe ih opened l`room
. Patricia was on dewtyh.
—•••—2016`3`25F Up later n iwd like. Ih dyde a decent load of wyrk dhen goy tu Makan. Tu Pig:Wit's abode.
—•••—2016`3`26R Tu Pig:Wit's abode. At niht, iwz sleepyqx soe ih goy hoam
2016`3`27S Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Pig:Wit fell asleep. A`C`Smith shewed up azz arrangjed. `Blue yz thh Warmest Kulyr`. 2bP49 tu watch it. It's immoral. Whats immoral?: charrjyng tu see thh flick. Man, heez feelyng thh Bern! PE in-jokes. Pig:Wit got ymb 3.
. English Democratic P°; Monstyr R`Luny P°; Cynthia Pacjn; `Prihuhate Affecjr` ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu watch thh hoal thiññ. Ih left soon after 2¢¢. Jones dyde a rehash, d`was noe preshshre from dhat direction. D`was hygh winnd.
—•••—2016`3`28M D`was hygh winnd; presume:ly thh winnd was at it thh hoal niht. Tu CNLBG. Tables 1&2 wr occupyghed bie terryrissts. The short bloke was at table_3; hee bade mee sit wiqf him. Prezznt:ly ih got table_4.
. LoOrd turned up ymb 6. Thaleia hahd a dicjary chock-full of appoint:ments cjet noe1 notyced her absence for 5d. LoOrd sudden:ly twigged `t the content of the dicjary kud be near entire:ly imagynary; dhis fitteth in wiqf mygh experience. Shee left ymb HP. D`was noe interruption the rest of the show. At clozance, we shiffted tu G^Munch. At the end of A`J`S, d`was noe winnd; hoam:ward.
—•••—2016`3`29T LoOrd r`up @4¢44 18s `t we meet up in CNLBG; tu CNLBG forth:wi. D`was recjn and nowhere tu sit. Prezznt:ly we got table_8. At table_7 d`was a wench what lookketh like Kuleg. After nu a stoind, we walked tu WBG, but fyrst ih goy tu G^Munch for chips. Dhen MZthe recjn was too heqfyh, soe we sat at table_3.
. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @9%% AS 9s. Ih telephoned Sarah`Abi @9:01€ 34m36.
—•••—2016`3`30W Wyrk. Tu Makan. Mygh purse wasnt dhere; mysterye. Ih for:got tu get speechotext, soe ih turned in yrly. Ih lookked for thh purse: not dhere; ih figured `t a pickpocket got it in G^Munch like in ?2004.
—•••—2016`3`31H Niññni got mee up yrly, and we goy tu CNLBG wiqf a trip tu CTS for speechotext. 4444@10¢06. Table_2 dhen we got table_1. Later ih shared it wi a bloke what needed a p`point. Later still d`was commotujon when s1 seated in thh corner needed a p`point. Part from dhat, it was a clear run.
. Ih felt like licjyng on thh lawn for a while, but d``z a gestapo-gawk trecjned on it. Wyrk.
. Pig:Wit's abode. Hee sent mee aot tu get mylk & cjoghurt. Ih dyde it, but ih felt muzz. Ih meant tu leaqf @HP7 , and got side-tracked. Ih left for 9. Action @10:03€.
—•••—2016`4`01F Ih felt rubbish. But it was only coldocrud, soe ih dyde sume wyrk.
—•••—2016`4`02R Ord cawaled mee from thh north side! Shee mined thh heap at thh back dhen we sawt a coffee haose. We settled at Cocknyh's pie & mash posh. Dhey`re awal cocknyhs, but thh place awal rite innit.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Hee h``heard `t iwz in thh pie & mash posh! The report came from Georgj thh Decjgo. At the end, ih kudnt face anyh moar of G^Munch's fare soe ih goy strecjcjt tu bed.
2016`4`03S Wawal tu wawal klaod - e`other dacj from °°3`30! Wyrk. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih meant tu be settled daon bie 11- ih logged off @3¢¢!
—•••—2016`4`04M Tu CNLBG. Noe socket free; of thh occupanb 3 wrnt uzyng sockets! Tu G^Munch.
—•••—2016`4`05T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; cofff. Wyrk. LoOrd came tu Croak^Fold. Tu Cocknyh's pie-&-mash shop. Loe MdMcDd on thh wecj tu Gold:Bloom Road. Le a wenbh g from a lytl wecj north; shee smiled tu mee dhen ploññked summnk in hcj10nnz and dhen walked saoth:ward.
. Ih lookked raond GKK. Dhey NL stock big jarrs of rice.
. The aduhent of Katy Porto.
—•••—2016`4`06W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Wyrk. Tu The Tree. Ih got a mele in Sahi's Cychen. The cicers are in saor sawce; ih don't ín:tend tu doo it qxgenn.
. Table_3 noe wacjt. The carricary fecjled 3!; it got back tu function when ih reploññked it. The R side of the head:set gaqfe up ymb 6. Dhis wasnt a surprize - the sheath was fracjed. NK r`up @6:07€ 7m30 sheez in State:shire; reception her end was too rubbish soe later.
—•••—2016`4`07H MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Hee aasked w`r iwz goeyng tu Surryh: not td, on thh 19^`. The letter from thh Dp; hee wanteth tu see it prezznt:ly.
. Tu Makan. The theef was on thh job, soe ih turned back. Tu PortHoal; rice-crackers, Cheddar QfioLife.
. Tu CNLBG; thh winndpw table. The sun shewed up, and ih felt a good bit better. Enter Pig:Wit; hee brawt Aldo tu thh table. Pig:Wit goy hoam a bit after QP4. Ih goy tu wyrk.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy came in for a good while. West^tt came in ymb 7. We hahd a decent dinner.
. West^cott & ih left QT11€. ÍNCYDENT :: shslop:_BX65DYH uhictim:_EF57AEO. Sudden: thh ploddak wrenched thh uhictim's arm , and slammed him tu thh road. The ploddak s``t dhis was for haqfqfyng "a lock-cnife". D`was a lot of banter, which puzzled mee. Prezznt:ly a shslop-qfan shewed up , and took thh m`cycle-man tu thh nick. Josh s``t shslop made up `t thh licence-plate was hyden. Ih took him tu thh back of thh haose `t hee be able tu find mee.
—•••—2016`4`08F Ih figured summnk: when shslop s``t thh licence-plate was hyden, Josh dydnt dispute it. D`was noe communication rem thh shslop action, soe ih gess d``z noe litigation. Wyrk.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Heewz complete:ly ,azz ih expected, un:aware of thh shslop-action LN. Later on, Duggy came in. Heewz was thynkyng of goeyng tu a dental surgeon rem tooth-ache. Iwz like shun thh buggers. Ih recommended Sarakan maoth-wash; un:fortunate:ly ih can't thynk what ih dyde wi mygh suppliqxe d`of. Ih groaned when getyng off thh sluññ-ledhr chacjr. Pig:Wit seddf Yw`r getyng old. Tu G^Munch.
—•••—2016`4`09R NK r`up @1¢13 cF 8m16. Back @1¢25 4m13 d`was paper-wyrk tu comport; comport it in CNLBG @HP3. aot:side the block. NK wanted tu driqfe tu WBG bcoz sheewz too cold tu walk tu CNLBG. Well, iwz programmed tu walk tu CNLBG; and soe we walked tu CNLBG. NK felt better for walkyng dhere. The paper-wyrk was a doddle. Mossack; shee dydnt get a mention. Essiac.
2016`4`10S Wyrk. Tu Pig:Wit's abode.
—•••—2016`4`11M Tu The Tree; hook up in CNLBG. Tu StoreStow tu get a new head-set. Ih got a neat-&-flexybl lookkinng head-set made bie Awei. D`was nuffnk bt iPhone on thh box soe ih aasked thh shop-geezer w`r it duzz sfw iPhone stuff. Hee seddf Cjes; soe ih bawt it.
. Tu CNLBG; ih parked m`self at table_1 bcoz the short bloke was dhere; prezznt:ly ih got table_2. The Awei head-set hazz noe leed - can't uze it wiqf iPhone! Ih uhewed the box: loe the wyrd :wire:less in thyn letters. A deceptyf packyj and a lygh from the shop-geezer.
. LoOrd camx tu mee @5¢40. Iwz set tu postpone hark 4sd, and Niññni was awal riht wiqf it, dhen LoOrd s``t shee h``tu meet s1 in 2mnt. Pig:Wit came tu mee breef:ly ymb QT6. D`was trubbl wi thh carricary, and prezznt:ly it packed up altgedhr. A lytl after 6, we goy tu Dub^Splojj, and ih got a new carricary. Tu l`room tu charrj thh batterye.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. We saw `News:Niht` or summnk of thh sort. D`was 8 persons chozen tu represent thh electorate. Dhem was aasked what be thh most ímportant matter in thh ewro shnizzle: 1 for soqfqfrentyh, 7 for thh eekonomye. If dhis yz an accurate representation, we are fucked.
. Ih goy tu G^Munch. D`was 1 load of chips left; not quhite a feast.
—•••—2016`4`12T Ih heard what kud be s1 at thh doör; ih got back tu sleep , and hahd a sweqfn rem s1 at thh doör. Up kind of late; wyrk.
. Ih headed for Makan, but loe a load of shslop & medical aot:side thh haose. The medical persons goy in:tu #38. Another shslop-karr shewed up, and dhen a shslop-qfan; 6 ploddaks stood aot:side #36 dooyng nuffnk, which yz far better `n fascizzm. A medical waalaa came aot , and was in good cheer, soe it kudnt be seeriös. Dhis was takyng too much of mygh time, soe ih got on mygh wecj.
. At thh corner of Chest&Bum Road, ih wecjed up what iwz at. Ih d`tu goe tu Cocknyh's pie-&-mash shop. Ih hahd 5 scoop-loads of mash: 5bP25. It was the business; dhis yz nao a regular munch. Time: 4:48BST; strecjcjt hoam. The shslop-karr was still dhere, but d`was noe shslop in siht; ih gess the brahuh heroes wr in #38 nao `t thh medical persons declared it safe.
. T^A 4¢07. Annzorex was dooyng a puzzle in Metro. Alice's jabber-port wasnt in her bag; kwyke cerch: kote pocket. Tu room4 tu look up the wench on the P`Trust poster; the poster duzznt seem tu be on-line. Sophia came in. Sheewz lookkyng forward tu the aduhent of iPhone 7. Sheez broke, and her mum yz foottyng the bill.
. Back tu room2. Juliana rohled in ymb HP5 , and sat wiqf mee. Sume hao, we got in:tu action on thh C`W puzzle in Metro. Td sheewz in court tu argue hhr case for DL oof.
. Tu Select FWS for dinner. Ih got tu the iPhone @7*55. SM from HC _10¿05 (probably meanyng 5p9) QUO EST ?[] Plus like:ly hee meant `QUO ES`; heez far too en:lyghtened tu learn Latin proper:ly. SM tu HC 2:01¢¢ Dhis was =dweeb dacj. Thunrog kud be the dacj for hookkyng up[]
—•••—2016`4`13W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Sylqfestre parked hyz karr dhen walked tu mee. Hee declared hyz hope `t thh job be dun in a week. Oy dhat hope stuff spriññeth eternal! Hee obseruhed `t thh garden yz getyng green. Cjea d``z shrubs. Hee s``t bushes h`spruññ up; delusional.
. Ih comported a bag of sundry stuff aot:side. Dhen another bag. Dhen AHE turned up. After examynation of íngredients, hee gaqfe mee a packet of Chorizo rice-puffs; edybl, not quhite a must. Ih got thru 5 bags of sundry stuff. Later on, AHE goy tu the ynary tu uze dheyr boggog.
. Carlos spotted mee from thh dis:uzed gate. Heewz on thh wecj tu uhisyt Dacca. Dacca came back in Januhary after a cjear in Africa. It be Carlos what tapped mygh doör on Moonog! Ih told him `t thh winndow yz a much better wecj tu find mee.
. AHE uzed hyz bicycle tu fech burgers & fricjes. While AHE was a:wecj, Sylqfestre got hyz karr aot of thh driqfe-space. Hee exulted Next week! Ih seddf Don't get carryhed a:wecj. Dhen d`was recjn, soe hee kudnt talk anyh moar azz heewz freaked at beyng slyght:ly wet; hoam:ward.
. AHE got back wiqf thh nosh; 3bP99 not thh 3bP50. Cyme gloamiñ, we goy tu l`room. We harked `The Goddard Report`. AHE shogged off ymb 9:07€.
—•••—2016`4`14H Wyrk. AHE turned up: hee jusst h`tu show mee hyz new back:pack.
. Tu CNLBG tu meet HC azz arrangjed on Tewog. Ih hoatf mygh prezznce @4¢11. HC shewed up in a mnt wiqf JAB jusst behind him. The SM was un:sent; noe idea whygh.
. HC was at D`Ml's web-site for 30sd , and was nao azz flake:berg azz an wuld expect. Hm too aot of it for SG baloney. JAB saqfed mee from asleep-companion teedium.
. We awal left at clozance. JAB goy tu Big:Muck NHG. HC goy hoam bcoz heewz worn aot. Ih goy hoam. Niññni got dhere ymb QT8, and we got A`J`S in excellent time.
—•••—2016`4`15F Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Loe MdMcDd headyng hoam:ward. Hee s``t heez at paper:fuck on Sunnog but not thh interim. Mkl from thh romish cychen and Lorna came in. After sume time, ih goy groan while getyng aot of thh sluññ-ledhr chacjr. Pig:Wit seddf Ywr getyng old. Tu G^Munch. Back hoam, ih dydnt feel up tu goeyng tu l`room. Niññni was like turn in.
—•••—2016`4`16R S1 at thh winndow dhen thh doör - dhis h`tu be Foggy. D`was of course noe1 at thh doör when ih got dhere. Tu Pig:Wit's abode, and loe Pig:Wit on thh wecj s`where not thh squhare. Pig:Wit hoatf `t Foggy was in 38A. The place was sunnyqx, azz it shuld be.
. Horst Wessel; Hitler's style of oratory; dhere swifft:ly came a point ih kudnt take anyh moar Hitler. Bible talk. Foggy was still dhere cyme time for Pig:Wit's apocalypse-doo. Patmos12.
. Foggy goy hoam ymb QP6€. The others stecjed till araond 9. Ih stecjed a good bit moar dhen goy tu G^Munch.
2016`4`17S Pig:Wit noized thh winndow , and seddf Urgent! Duggy
—•••—2016`4`18M MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold. Hee aasked where ih was ;:d; thh tale of Pig:Wit's urgency. D`was seeriös klaod; rubbish crud, iwz still wreck:berg from ;:d.
. Tu CNLBG wiqf a trip tu thh tree fyrst. Carlos cawaled mee from oqfer thh road, clear:ly on thh wecj tu Dacca's abode. When ih got raond thh corner, loe Jorja getyng off a TJ; shee dydnt notyce mee.
. In CNLBG, d`was a wench photographyng 2 kwens at thh table in thh middle and bie thh space. Man:fred s``t it be for a report on LBG.
. A baldish bloke & a s****b** wench sat in thh corner. The s****b** wench feched aot her jabber-port dhen sawt a p`point. Ih offered thh use of mygh multi:let MD31. When shee camx back wiqf coffee, ih notyced big spectacles, which yz symply not a biggye. x@1¢25.
. Niññni goy hoam when A`J`S was dun. Ih dyde scribal:ry , and goy hoam j`afore 4. Tu Makan. D`was noe on rice! 10mnt tu thh nxxt load of noodles! Ih sawt food ellse where. The munch under thh flyghoqfer. Ih settled for beans & cheez on tost; 3bP50, which yz a bit steep.
. Eek fem:scum posters on Thorp Close. Ih uzed a red pen. Ih fuccan hate fem:scum! Tu Select Shop: 4 samosaz. Niññni came in @xt8€.
—•••—2016`4`19T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Sylqfestre rohled up a lytl later. D`was brrd shit on hyz karr, and heewz washyng it off. Heewz loadh tu uze stuff ,, azz it wuld take thh pecjnt off a:loññg wiqf thh poo. Py ih symply h``tu get on wi preparation.
. At Shepherd's Bush Green, Leeza hecjled mee. Obuhi sheewz on thh look:aot for cash, but shee seemed real pleased tu find mee qxgenn. Shee seddf Ih need s1 tu hug mee. Well ::dhat:: was easyqx tu fulfyll.
. Tu Wacjt:Roze; bread, tomato & garlyke sawce. Tu thh Natural Health Centre: piññk salt for Pig:'s abode, macaroni for FB. Ih missed C`l. In thh sense of not beyng dhere, not in anyh other sense. Dhis was thh AGM; iwz chozen azz thh ruler; groan. After thh AGM, we adqfànced 3 Br from OesterReich.
. Ih talked tu m`self while enteryng thh chanj-room summnk like Soe ih landed another ruler:shype. S1 seddf Bcoz d``z a shortyj of man-puwwr. A sylph! And cjr good at it - ih cnow, iqfe been watchyng yw. Ih seddf Duzz Niññni cnow dhis? Shee seddf Hooz Niññni? Ah, sheez not part of thh same grupe. Short:ly shee h``tu goe hoam.
. The jurnyh hoam was surprize:ly easyqx. Ih took mygh socks off when ih dydnt mean tu. Niññni & ih goy tu l`room tu hark A`J`S.
—•••—2016`4`20W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih h``tu wyrk aot what tu doo wi thh dacj. AHE r`up @ on thh wecj; riht dhen, not leaqfyng North Kens^gn. Ih goy tu thh pie-&-shop. In Confusion Sq on thh wecj back, loe MdMcDd. Heewz after spottyng AHE near thh haose; on cue.
. After a bit of didhdher, we goy tu CNLBG. Charrjance was intermittent dhen altgedhr absent. Ymb 6 we d`tu goe tu l`room. Dhen ih saw thh mecjn plug on thh floör! Poo, ih dydnt thynk tu check it.
—•••—2016`4`21H Tu HxH wiqf a sense `t dhis m`be a point:less detoor. zSRo s``t dhey wr meetymg in a ****** ime not in. Dhen shee aasked w`r zWmz was in thh chanj-room. Ah, ih hahd summnk tu aask zWmz! In:tu thh chanj-room, and dhere hee was. Hee h``sent thh A`D, and thh mnt wr on thh wecj tn. zQf gaqfe mee spare bread from thh cychen; ih reckon thh major reason it was spare yz `t ih h`brawt soe much bread.
. Tu ZenPuddle. Note on the doör: … till 6*20. Ih walked the length of …n Road while eatyng the bread. Shit, d``z ràdher a hlot of gestapo dhere. Back tu ZenPuddle: tyz ******* ***** bcoz Socjudi yznt dhere.
—•••—2016`4`22F Tyrian A·˙·A·˙·. zAjala gaqfe forth on thh kulyrs of thh banners of Izzraqkel.
—•••—2016`4`23R JuHu & June shewed up ymb MD. Tu CNLBG. Loe an art exhybytion under thh RW brydg. Carmel was dhere! JuHu cnoweth her! Ah, dhey goe tu thh same romish church. Tu CNLBG.
. Sume oik dhey cnow sticked 2 fingers up at dhem. JuHu was quhite freaked. Later on, JuHu got freaked at shee cnew not what, but ih saw thh source of thh trubbl. Tu G^Munch azz thh negatyf bloke wasnt leaqfyng anyh time soon.
. Sume ynsignifycant kwen wanted a driññk priced @80p for 50p; Meetka got wyrked up dhen JuHu got wyrked up.
. When at length we left G^Munch, thh oik turned up qxgenn , and talked trash. JuHu ran back in: G^Munch , and aasked dhem tu cawal shslop. The oik shuqfqfed hyz head thru thh doör , and seddf Dhoze wymyn are parasites. Zac determined tu accom JuHu tu Croak^Fold. The oik was gonn. Tu l`room; Zac goy back tu G^Munch.
. Fun^Beam feched a load tu thh washo. heewz weyrded at thh siht, but dhey soon got on real good. Fun^Beam goy back for a while. Croak^Fold for salicylic acid - ih kudnt see it anywhere! Ih told Niññni what be what. When ih got back tu l`room, Fun^Beam was back dhere. Niññni lookked in while we wr in con`on.
. Pig:Wit came tu l`room. Hee saw dhem , and seddf Whats goeyng on heer? Soe ih h``tu goe tu hyz abode tu pacifygh him. When ih got back tu l`room, JuHu was fasst a:sleep. mc Ichazio 6:13€. Ichazio r`up @7%% 5m:":.
2016`4`24S Ichazio r`up @MD25 4m18 we settled on meetyng in thh station ymb xp3. At xp4, ih gaqfe up thh wacjt, and headed hoam. Under thh flyghoqfer, Ichazio cawaled mee from 2^^^ a:wecj.
. Kens`gn Gardens; thh "holy" tree; we hahd diffycultyh wyrkyng aot which it yz, soe ih figured `t it h``been klenzed.
. Hyde Park, saoth side. Loe Dell Restyronnt, what ih menjed tu Pig:Wit LN! Soe of course ih jusst h``tu goe in dhere. Dhey ruined it sume time sinnce 2002. D``z a wuden structure in thh middle takyng up a load of space and not lit on thh in:side. Tyz haard tu find aot what dhey doo: wine, hot driññks, frujt, crispogs, but not d`nuts. Ih saw bowls for suhp but not suhp. Goo:Woo camx aot of thh bog , and obseruhed `t iwz keen tu get at of thh former:ly plezznt place.
. Iwz real tired when ih got hoam. Niññni was keen on getyng thh show riht dhen, soe we got thh show. mc Pig:Wit 8:37€ :44 9:03€ :40 :51.
—•••—2016`4`25M MdMcDd camx tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih finyshk thh wyrk on stack_3 (reference: con`on wiqf Sylqfestre) dhen got stuck in:tu stack_5 wiqf thh íntention of goeyng tu CNLBG when it was dun.
. Foggy came tu Croak^Fold. Pig:Wit h``bidden him fech mee, soe we rohled raond tu Pig:Wit's abode. After a while, Pig:Wit bellowed at Foggy Get off thh computer! Hee repeated it at thh same uholume. Ih propozed `t we goe tu CNLBG; soon we wr on thh wecj.
. D`was noe socket free. At hyz suggestion, we goy tu G^Munch. At QP3, we goy tu CNLBG , and got thh corner. At table_9, d`was 2 purple-jacket cases beyng a bit lesbic (a bit- it was not a floör show).
. Foggy goy hoam ymb 7. Ih goy hoam near statim. Ih uhewed thh time: 7:18€ - not enugh time tu get dinner and get thh start of A`J`S; hohumm make doo wi drygh food. Niññni came in real yrly dhen s``t watchyng thh time yz borinng.
—•••—2016`4`26T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; cofff. Sume weyrd fuck rode a bicycle in:tu thh cjard of 32 dhen walked tu thh saoth side. Kn ldft thh he, and ih told him bt thh weyrd fuck. While iwz tellyng thh tale, thh weyrd fuck retreeqfed thh bicycle , and rode a:wecj.
. Tu DubSplojj tu get a new plug. Tu thh pie-&-mash shop. Tu Pig:Wit's abode dhen ih saw thh time 3:55BST- not enugh time, ih h``tu get redy.
. Ih reached Fluff^Splojj @3¢59. Alice was ill , and soe not dhere. Dean ran a sessujon rem beyng inter:uhewed. Juliana came in a lytl while afore start. Shee sat in thh low white chacjr eeqfn at thh left wawal. Soon shee shiffted tu ,azz ih spotted later on, thh chacjr beside Adrian thh CS slime-wadge. D`g thh sessujon, ih chipped in a replygh ,per:haps tu summnk thh slime-wadge seddf, and Juliana seddf Can yw be quhicjet?! Dhis yz a fuccan phenomenal chanj from 14d back.
. Sophia camx in:tu room4 , and hoatf t shee h`been ínsulted bie Tom. Dean goy at dhere tu smoodh shit. The sessujon was p`well deracjled. A lytl later, Tom parkfd him:self in room4. Iwz thh fyrst aot when Dean declared `t thh sessujon was oqfer.
. We rohled at on time (ih gess noe1 felt like stecjyng dhere) but Dean stecjed dhere tu doo sume paper-wyrk. WhatYzHyzName was like oy dhat was crap. Cjard s``t dhey are like it awal thh time. WhatYzHyzName remarked `t Dean was still dhere and s``t Adrian (slime-wadge) & Juliana wr up:stecjrs. Soon we saw dhem headyng for thh foot-path. Ih figured `t ih best get hoam expedytiös:ly.
. Ih ploññked thh back-pack dhen goy tu Station Block. Ih saw Juliana at thh bus-stop; crap. WhatYzHyzName was dhere too - oh cjeah dhey liqf not much apart. Ih akknojjed him, and hee akknojjed mee. Juliana seemed un:aware of mygh prezznce, and ih sped a:wecj.
. After a bit of didhdher, ih got dinner in Sahi's Cychen. We got A`J`S @8:07€; bummer we missed thh 1^` segment. After A`J`S, ih told Niññni awal bt thh poo:splojj (tyz not quhite an íncydent).
—•••—2016`4`27W h woke up, and d`was wyrds in mygh head dhen thh wyrds took shape - rap rem Juliana. MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Loe Carlos at thh defunct gate, and ih performed thh rap. At niht, ih felt `t d`was other bits tu thh rap. The other wyrds shewed up in short ordyr.
—•••—2016`4`28H Iwz thh fyrst in HxH. D`g beyng noe lower Br·˙·n prezznt, we stode thh 3^`°. Ih got sume in:sihts where:azz dhey chatted gull-poop such azz `t Bill Gates h`giqfqfen most of hyz wealth tu charityh.
—•••—2016`4`29F Tu CNLBG. The iPhone losst charrj , and packed up twice. It was hope:less, soe Niññni goy back tu The Tree. NK r`up @2¢03 5m:": reception was not good. Tu DubSplojj. The short bloke s``t it jusst needed tu be cleaned. Ih bawt a new head:set: TDK 20bPd. Strecjcjt hoam, and ih cleaned thh iPhone.
—•••—2016`4`30R NK came tu Croak^Fold; we awal goy tu Planet Organic. Tyz much better `n ih suppozed. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Iwz dhere oqfer:niht, wunce qxgenn not what ih ín:tended.
2016`5`01S Guru came tu Croak^Fold. Loe Duggy up Thh steps of 38. Makan. KG, Hyde Park. WoñKei. Ih noted HerrStreicher in the base:ment. Heez trubbled be thh thawt hee h`been poo tu hyz red. Connexion tu hyghrr realms; meditation.
—•••—2016`5`02M Pig:Wt camx tu Croak^. Hee hoatf `t Denys was in 38A , and bade mee goe dhere. Hee h`been in correspondence wiqf Stephen Koch, on-line-reputation manyjer amuññ other stuff. Weyrd shit: thh Scool of Eekonomic Waur.
. Duggy was dhere a while. Pig:Wit swichched on thh tely. D`was a dramatization of Dodi & Da. Ih took mygh cofff aot:side.h dyde se hen goy back in:side and seddf Hundreds of millions of ppl dont realize `t hey are in hell. Pig:Wit was puzzled.. West^^tt camx in. We watched Channel_4 News. Dhey inter:uhewed sume peece of scum yclept Sara Pascoe, which pretendeth tu be a comedian.
. Tu The Tree, tu Croak^Fold. Noe inter:web! Ah, noe speechotext 4444@7:07€ 58s 9990_9528_1433_8039 bawt on 2016`4`20. Jones addressyng minncjns seddf Yw`r alredy in hell, and yw haqfqfnt figured it aot cjet. Near enugh what ih seddf tu Pig:Wit!
. Ih lit 4 sticks of smeek. A glow:ful bit of smeek fell on tu thh bed. Ih obseruhed `t thh smeek was giqfqfyng aot a cjuck smell soe ih took it daon , and sniffed it: perfect:ly good. Eek it was thh bit `t fell off! Ih faond it , stamped it aot. Iwz alerted bie mygh noze not bie a smokonoize. Ih acjred thh apartment dhen we goy tu G^Munch.
—•••—2016`5`03T Sophia r`up @8¿47 9m58.
. D`was persystent hammeration at mygh doör while iwz wipyng mygh arse. NOBE ,which yz new on mee, and another lass ih don't cnow. Nobe s``t Sylqfestre s``t the job h`tu be dun bie Froggog (6^`). Ih told her `t the agreed date yz 8^`. Ih dyde up mygh boots , and headed for paper:rig. Nobe aasked w`r ih wanted tu speak tu Sylqfestre - well duh.
. Sylqfestre hahd it azz the 8^`. Soe Nobe got it wroññ. Sylqfestre explacjned the rush: the co`oner h``been preshshryng him. Dhey issugh the oof soe dhey get tu cawal the shots; oh fuccan great.
. The Tree ? for a while. Basotwaññ r`up @3¿25 20m30.
. T^A 4¿13. After the kwiz, ih goy tu room2. Juliana entered room2. Ih brewed coffee. In r2mnt, Juliana aasked hao ih be: Hectic. Ih sat at eastDW - noe ex:chanj. Dhen Sophia came in, westDW - bummer ih nao kudnt test Juliana. Juliana sat at north-left. WhatTheFuckYzHyzName sat at westWW eeqfn close tu Juliana. Hee aasked where the CS punk was. Cjard sat at saothWW. Ih goy tu room4. Ih saw WhatTheFuckYzHyzName leaqfyng room2, dhen Sophia left it. Juliana ploññked awal her attention tu Cjard. On top of dhis malarkey, iwz tired soe ih d`tu bacjl aot; 6:37€.
. Loe EdAdams at #38. PigWit wasnt dhere despyght biddyng EdAdams be dhere; odd but not super-odd. Heez uhotyng for Khan dhoe hee duzznt trust the "Labyr P°". Ih full:y trust the "Labyr P°" tu be exact:ly like the Tory P° when dhey`r in offykj. Prezznt:ly hee got cold soe goy hoam.
—•••—2016`5`04W h took thh sewt tu thh recycle-station. Sylqfestre shewed up in thh garden. Tu thh pie-&-mash stow. Tu CNLBG. Ih came oqfer floppose. Tu Red Plane. Loe Basotwaññ
—•••—2016`5`05H Ih nattered wiqf Keqfin a while. Ih reachgd LBG Station short:ly afore 3; ih haqfqf not much idea whygh preparation took soe loññg. Per:haps Keqfin & ih wr in con`on loññger `n it seemed. In Clap^Junk, 1 trundle was cancelled and other trundles wr delacjed bcoz of a fyghr in another station.
. Iwz late for C^^^l. zAlJo was runnyng it , and handed oqfer thh reins when ih got dhere. In linupp, zAthP bichcharsed mee `t iwz late. Ih seddf Thanks. zAthP ahuherred t sheewz riht tu bichcharse mee azz ime thh M·˙·. Ih kud doo sinj diss when ime bt tu run thh L·˙·. zAthP yz becymyg thh sort of pecjn Jzfc uzed tu be.
. App`t: Ophelia. Man, ih kud relate tu her, but dhis yz total:y not thh context for it. Sheez a student of clinical psykhologye. Sheez current:ly wyrkyng in a ***^***** stow. Shee & zAthP swopped tales. On thh spiryt score, sheez thh business.
. zQf conuhecjed zSRo & mee tu thh statiop. We borded a trundle , and nattered a:wecj. Shee obseruhed `t we wr alredy at Qfx:hawal. Shit - dhis wasnt a trundle tu Clap^Junk! Ih h`tu get a trundle back tu Clap^Junk; dhen thh 295.
. Loe Tneeba standyng in thh base:ment of 237. Shee lookked weyrded tu see mee.
—•••—2016`5`06F Loe Keqfin. Hee noted `t thh wedhr yz azz it shuld be: d`shuld be sun-shine from Macj tu September. Ih obseruhed a load of khem:trecjl; stuff `t can pass for klaod tu thh un:waryqx.
. Nobe came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Shee aasked w`r ih wore a 3_peece sewt ;:d. And time back QP1€UT.
. Tu CNLBG. Loe DublDolphyn not in uniform; shee chanjed in:tu it in short ordyr. And short:ly Patricia \Nerdin chanjed aot of uniform , and shogged off.
. After another dose of coffee, ih shogged off , and got stuck in:tu wyrk. At sume point in thh afternoon loe Fun^Beam! Sheewz surprized tu see mee dhere; but dhen iwz a lytl surprized tu see her. Ih brawt her up tu date. Ih cnocced off wyrk at niht-fawal.
. Ih told Niññni `t iwz getyng food dhen getyng thh iPhone in:tu action. Tu Makan. It was take:a:wecj only. Tu Sahi's Cychen. Ih bawt 3 ornjes in addytion tu dinner on plate.
. Ih got the iPhone in:tu @9:06€. Tu l`room. SM from HC 1¢29(prUT) Anyh news of Lorracjne?[] <`_9:07€ Not a peep[] >`_9:10€ WHEN can we toow meet?[] <`_9:18€ Not in the near future - ime super busy:. Per:haps in a week[] >`_9:19€ Okay-doke[] SM tu Guru_10:39€ Like:ly ime super busyh the next 3 dacjs[] And dhat be thh 12^` annihuhersary of mygh ínytation.
—•••—2016`5`07R AHE came tu CroakFold. Heewz on the wecj tu a bicycle-reparium s`where near:bi. Prezzntly hee goy tu the reparium, and ih got back tu wyrk. Hee shewed up qxgenn. At niht-fawal, hee expressed the wyshe tu gann tu l`room azz the jinn wr cymyng aot.
2016`5`08S Loe Duggy; heewz after beyng at PigWit's abode but PigWit wasnt dhere. Wee nattered a bit dhen ih spotted a new kind of khem:trecjl: skwiggly bt 5000` behind the plane.
. PigWit shewed up ymb 5 , and bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Iwz dhere 4¡28 tu HP6. PigWit shewed up ymb 8. Ih turned daon the offer of dinner azz iwz p`much worn aot.
. Tu The Tree tu briññ em up tu date. Niññni came in ymb 9, and ih still dyde sume moar bits of wyrk. Shit: the wichch saw mee from Bur:lyh Hs. Ih goy st tu The Tree , and reported it tu Fred:Chap.
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2016`5`09M Niññni saw tu it `t iwz up in good time; strecjcjt tu wyrk. Loe Nobee & Sylqfestre at the driqfe-gate. Sylqfestre seemed tu be in real good mood. Hee h``tu meet others for a while (stoinds on end?) dhen was cymyng tu see mee later. Ih got back tu wyrk.
. PigWit shewed up , and parked h`self on the coap. Prezznt:ly hee s``t heewz sleepyqx. Ih seddf Coffee yz reputed tu help wiqf dhatt. So wee goy tu hyz abode for coffee. At MD39 ih got back tu wyrk.
. Ih dyde summnk at the far end dhen saw a wench ih h``nt seen before, obuhi 1 of the crew. Sheewz seekyng Nobee, so ih led her tu the steps. Nobee opened the doör.
. Sylqfestre shewed up ymb 2, much sooner `n ih expected - ih expected him @4. Hee declared `t ih h`made such an excellent effyrt `t hee h``tu take mee for dinner. Ih seddf Whats the cachch? Iwz left nune the wizer. Sylqfestre_ Pris_ Jseppy & ih wr in _D till r`HP2; dhen dhey awal shogged off. Loe MdMcDd, and hee entered _D. Hee assured mee `t "d``z nuffnk behind it"; hmm.
. Tu CroakFold tu get redy. Ih got the iPhone in:tu action dhen summoned Niññni. Wee missed r`43mnt of the show; better `n a kick up the arse.
. Ymb 5¿28 Jseppy came tu _D tu hoat a delacj, exact:ly azz ih expected. Sylqfestre got dhere ymb QT6, a bit better `n ih expected. The restyronnt hee hahd in mind ,Côte Brasserie, yz on WBG, hee thawt 205. WBG yz a walk from Confusion Sq, so wee walked dhere. Hee waqfered between Groaqf & Park, which maketh a seeriös difference. Hee telephoned paper-rig tu find aot which: Groaqf. 205 WBG yz a branch of an estate agent. Ih figured `t it be east of the junction azz d``z a load of restyronnts dhere. Hee telephoned paper-rig tu find aot the numbr: 98. And dhen we reached it exact:ly where ih expected it.
. D``z a gestapo-gawk in the street:ward corner; the bluddyqx thiññs are like e`where. French ynion suhp wiqf cookked cheez on top; trickyqx tu eat but real tastyqx. Asparagus wiqf fecjr:ly tastyqx white stuff. Lemon tart wiqf 3 s; real tastyqx.
—•••—2016`5`10T S1 baññed thh doör 7¢13: TYRRELL ,a Mackem, tu start wyrk. D`was s1e, noe idea hoo; hee left soon. Prezznt:ly thh trash-truck was at thh gate. Tyrrell & ih feched trash tu thh relehuhant space, and scrutinye was on hold. Dhat sub:job took m`of 2sd. Dhey droqfe thh nao full truck a:wecj, and wee got back tu baggation & scrutinye.
. After shit-loads of wyrk, Tyrrell hoatf `t hee symply kudnt doo anyh moar. Wee are back at it tm ymb 8. Tyrrell locked up dhen began seech of an hôtel. Niññni popped up wunce Tyrrell was a:wecj. Ih took a load of loot tu _D. Ih swichched on thh iPhone for thh time: 2¢42; much sooner `n ih thawt. Iwz worn at, and Niññni soon got back tu The Tree.
. Ih uzed thh washo on thh cloathes ih wear tu Fluff^Splojj. Ih popped in:tu Pig:Wit's abode - hee wasnt dhere! Ih dyde sume inter:web action dhen collected thh clean cloathes. Ih reached Fluff^Splojj @5¢42!
. Stick:Man was dhere, and we huññ aot moast of thh time. Hee h`been readyng thh Holy Bible. Hee noted `t d``z nuffnk bt thh creation of ferns in Genesis. Juliana huññ aot wiqf thh CS punk. Ih haqfqf noe idea what hey talked bt and less interest. Neeko occupyghed Alice's wi sume gripe, probbbly uhalyd.
. On thh wecj m, Stick:Man propozed `t we walk on thh other side of thh road; ih presume `t his was tu be a:wecj from thh CS punk. At thh corner, we d what be goeyng on. The CS punk hahd a wife, but shee left him. Juliana hazz 3 interests (???????, thh church of Rome, idle:ness) , and needeth support wi alfnk.
. Ih faond m`self at Chirrup's abode, and … w`r ih cnow Niññni; cjep, shee got thh connexion riht. Chirrup camx a:loññg, and we talked for a few mnt dhen dhey h``tu doo preparation.
. Juliana was still at thh corner wiqf thh CS punk. Shee enthusiastic:ly waqfed tu mee; ih waqfed back, and goy strecjcjt hoam.
—•••—2016`5`11W Ih got dhere kind of yrly, and Tyrrell was alredy on thh job. Hee took a swig-, and offered tu get summnk for mee. Up:on repeat, ih accepted thh offer: fizzyqx water. Ih spoke of thh toxicityh of aspartame. We finyshed thh job, and Tyrrell shogged off tu hyz next job eeqfn in MK. Ih dyde final wyrk on waste-paper & recyclandum.
. Prisc & Nobee shewed. Dhey w`r concerned `t mygh shyrt h``gotten grimyqx; silly gyrls soe soon. Sudden:ly d`was heqfyh recjn; it kudnt h`been timed better! Tu Pig:Wit's abode: heewz a:sleep.
—•••—2016`5`12H Ih heard s1 at thh back, soe ih expedutiös:ly goy dhere. 1 man was left tu doo thh job. Hee aasked w`r iwz g`tu help him: cjeah. And we got tu wyrk on thh heap. Ymb 3 thh truck was dhere, and dhey chucked bt 30 sacks of trash in:tu it.
. Aot of _D and loe AHE at thh gate! Ih bade him cyme wiqf mee tu thh back.h got tu wyrk, but it was slow bcoz flop got mee. AHE got a load of bnànaz azz a caontyr tu flopposis; eatyng bnànaz made noe notyceable difference. Tu Makan. Tu l`room bcoz hee needed s`where for preghyr.
. SM from HC _3¢20 (duwwt:less mg 2¢20) Can meet @CN with Furry?[] <_11%% Hahh, ih got the messyj at the end of the daÿ. Iwz super busy a!l daÿ. Like:wize the foreseeable future. Nu nxxt week[] _>@11¢23€ Okay-doke[]
—•••—2016`5`13F Up @6¢50, strecjcjt tu thh job.h fylled thh flex-tubs p`kwyke dhen shuqfqfled stuff tu thh frunt - not soe much tu be useful azz tu examyne it; ih faond quhite a bit what shuldnt h`been dhere. When bt a 5^` of thh load was still qxgennst thh wawal, ih loosened it. The truck was dhere r8. Dhey crashshed thru it, and we soon hahd thh hoal hlot in thh truck. D`was a hlot of goodbye, and ih felt real sad when dhey wr gonn from uhew. PO63NGX.
—•••—2016`5`14R Loe MdMcDd; prezznt:ly coffee. Ih klenzed a cloththen bag dhen comported thh rtl apparel bag. Ih probably took oqfer a stoind at it.
. Tu thh pie-&-mash shop. When ih opened thh doör of _D loe Fun^Beam; ih told her thh state of shnizzle. The pie-&-mash shop was real busyh - thh effect of Saturnog.
. Tu CNLBG. Ih sat at table_9. Ih dozed off for a while (30mnt? a stoind?). Iwz jolted in:tu wake:ful:ness when ih got a lytl bit of coffee on mee, but ih dozed a bit moar. In came a wench wearyng a purple wig and ,bie thh look of her, beads azz cloathes a:loññg wiqf a wench wiqf dark grey pecjnt on her face. The purple-wig wench spoke tu mee a mnt after dhey came in and qxgenn when dhey got up tu leaqf thh stow. Names: Madder & Coral.
2016`5`15S Ih dyde scribal:ry. AHE r`up @ heewz after beyng at thh farmer^z market; hee hahd a load of raw mylk; fechyng sume tu mee @xp8.
. NK r`up @2¢13 meet up in half a stoind. Shee actuhal:y shewed up in 70mnt. Reason: thh karr was fylthyqx soe shee sudden:ly h``tu clean it! Tu Planet Organic. Dhey shut it yrly on Sunnog. Tu Nando's chicken desolation. Dhey doo much better fare `n ih re:cawal in 1999.
. Charles told mee `t Armageddon h`reached heer; dhis saondheth like thh start of a trip tu thh bin. Prezznt:ly NK propozed `t we awal goe tu 7CGG, and in 3mnt we wr on thh wecj dhere. Charles hahd sume moar loop:hud. Ih finyshed analysyng thh estimates ymb HP9. NK cawaled Addison Lee tu get mee hoam.
. Loe Rjemke leaqfyng l`room, ih gess after startyng wash. Bruno was in dhere azz uzuhal. Hee aasked bt Juliana - hee findeth thh thawt of Juliana funnyqx. Short:ly ih h``tu wind it up for thh dacj. Ih plugged in thh ihone - noe juse! The fuccan lekí yz aot of action.
—•••—2016`5`16M Ih dyde a load of launds. L`week s1 broke thh flap off thh disc-box; tyz a huje ímprooqf:ment! Ih assembled another load dhen goy tu thh north wawal for detergent (ih will be glad when ih NL h`tu stash it dhere). Pig:Wit cawaled mee from thh rear coap. Prezznt:ly we goy tu hyz abode tu comport hyz spare keeqxs and ,of course, for coffee.
. Sume mofow h`rummyjed mygh thiññs. Loe Keqfin, soe ih up:dated him. S`after Keqfin shogged off, ih suruhecjed thh dammyj: not much at awal - thh dork left a tripod wyrth ease:ly 100bPd. Ih got on wiqf thh wash-job.
—•••—2016`5`17T Sume mofow rummyjed mygh thiññs - qxgenn! Nuffnk gonn azz far azz ih can tell.
. Wyrk. Sylqfestre came in while iwz cleanyng thh west wawal, d:bie startlyng mee tu freak:hud. Ih gess heewz expectyng tu meet Tyrrell; where`azz ih wasnt expectyng tu meet a1.
. Alice & what`name are bucjyng a haose in north Mx. Sheez obuhi keen on thh mooqf, but not recognizably excited. Stick:Man s``t Alice h`been in end-of-term mode for munnths.
. Ih aasked Alice bt thh jinnseññ wench. Sheez noe clearer on it `n ih, but shee moar reckoneth `t ih got it riht. Juliana wanted tu cnow moar bt mee, which seemeth ryche after her attitude on Tewog2016`4`26.
. Ih aasked Stick:Man bt shelfz at Ikea. After Fluff^Splojj, ih led him tu Croak^Fold. Hee recommended 6 up:rihts_ 14 ordynary shelfz_ & 7 half-length shelfz.
—•••—2016`5`18W Sume mofow stole mygh good boots. Ih don't get it - whygh not steal dhem thh fyrst time?!
. Wyrk. Loe MdMcDd. Hee s``t s1 yz cymyng on Friggog tu fuck bt wi thh bath-room and `t Uhincent of H`O yz g`tu be dhere thh same dacj (ih presume wiqf hyz preciös kulyr chart). Ih seddf Tell dhem tu rot in hell. Ih uttered detecjl; MdMcDd wasnt surprized at mygh anger; hee urgjf mee tu speak on thh same wize tu Uhincent. Moar wyrk.
. Ih re:mooqfed the B@T card from thh inner doör for tu send it tu Caroline. The mj: D``z wyrk in mygh den \ Tyz beyng dun \ Tyz current:ly nude\ It will be cloathed in accordance wiqf need[]
. Tu thh postostow for a stamp for thh card. Tu G^Munch; Niññni met mee aot:side CNLBG, and we goy tu G^Munch. The regular table was occupyghed bie Nicola thh bore & sume other nudel. Tu CNLBG; table_1.
. When CNLBG was shut, we goy tu l`room. Bruno was in dhere eeqfn watchyng a FB machch bie computer. Ih resysted hyz effyrt tu grab mygh attention till A`J`S was oqfer.
—•••—2016`5`19H The dacj for stellation of mee azz HyghPreust of HG. Preparation was complete:ly sfw.
. On Uxog Road, Leesa collared mee. A shslop challanjed her. Dyde shee àsk yw f' munyh? Ih thawt bt it dhen seddf Eqfry syngl time. After a bit of ex:chanj, thh shslop seddf Yw will be arrested if yw doo it qxgenn. Leesa driffted tu thh other side of thh road, ih gess tu `t shee wasnt dooyng it qxgenn. Ih: What h` shee dun wroññ? Shslop: Begyng [perfect stranjers]. Ih: Yz it dhat bad? Cjes. When thh shslop driffted a:wecj, Leesa driffted back. Harana coffee shop. Tu thh green. Natteration; sheez from Dublin. Shee luqfqfeth mee , and wanteth moar oof off mee; persystent. Prezzntly ih h`tu get tu thh station. Leesa wanted moar oof. Well, shee h``hahd her hlot. Shee seddf Ih dydnt cnow ywr like dhat! Ih: E1 yz like dhat at after a while.
. D`was a GLB. Hee hazz H·˙·R·˙·A·˙· but not K·˙·S·˙· (dhey haqfqf rubbish administration) nor Ex·˙·M·˙·, cjet heewz let in. Afore ih kud be stelled azz thh HyghPreust, thh GLB & zJosephK h``tu leaqf thh Holy Temple.
—•••—2016`5`20F Mike from H`O. Tu Croak^Fold tu restore normalcy. Foggy came tu Croak^Fold; we goy tu CNLBG. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. S1 camx tu thh winndow: Sylqfestre h``faond s1e tu doo thh wyrk. S1 camx tu thh winndow: thh bloke from Sitara - hee hahd thh cabinets in hyz qfann. S1 camx tu thh winndow: NK!
—•••—2016`5`21R Mike thh decoratr kudnt doo much azz d`was noe lekí! Ih ran a leed thru thh up:stecjrs bath-room , and was noe lekí dhere yghdher! Ih skraonjed thh use of Pig:Wit's much loññger leed.
. NK shewed up! And statim we goy tu Planet Organic. Charles was at hoam beyng a bit mental andor solitary. NK dydnt haqfqf thh documentation in thh karr, soe we h``tu goe tu 7CGG strecjcjt after shoppance.
. Ih plaoqxed thru 31ps of contract. Tyz almost entire:ly pro_forma. The text yz thh wyrk of JCT; thh few dojjyqx bits (rem unilateral:y chanjyng remuneration) are dheyr wyrk, and dhey bunged loads of redundant text.
. Late at niht, NK telephoned AddisonLee. Dhey wanted 21bP84, which yz a bit ridiculös. Soe shee telephoned Uber: 7bPd. The jurnyh was weyrd: iwz conuhecjed tu Confusiop Sq uhicja Wood Lane.
2016`5`22S Mike thh decorator was on thh job. Ih wanted tu doo laund:ry , and charrj the iPhone but iwz too fucked aot soe ih took the iPhone tu CNLBG. SM tu NK @11¢57 Ime in the coffee stow daon the road. Doo we got a hookkupp time?[] NK r`up @10¢59 30s half a stoind tu 3q`sd. mc NK MD06. Prezzntly ih saw hhr thru thh winndow; aot dhere in short ordyr. The delacj: shee d`tu get thh karr cleaned. Planet Organic.
—•••—2016`5`23M Tu thh pie-&-mash shop - it was shut! Dhey are a:wecj on hol for thh week. Tu Makan. Iwz floppose for a while after in:put. Tu PortHoal for boggoclean. D`was noe boggoclean, soe ih got a bottle of "bath-room cleaner". Iwz floppose soe ih sat on a reach-stool; real slow approximate:ly half stoind. Iwz slow awal thh wecj hoam , and crashshd aot statim wunce iwz dhere.
. Ih got up ymb 7 , and felt s`what crud. Tu Pig:Wit's abode.
—•••—2016`5`24T Tu Croak^Fold. The pecjnters wr on thh job.
. 4¢51 - poo time but at least ih got dhere. It was well attended. Sophia huññ araond mee for a while , and was in her customary bad mood. Alice was near thh dish:washer. We stood dhere a while jusst lookkyng at each other. D`ella shewed up. Shee bacjled aot lasst munnth bcoz thh distance yz too great.
. When ih got tu thh doör of 36, loe Duggy! Ih goy oqfer dhere `t we talk wi moar ease. The lack of warmth; loe a dark khem:trecjl.
. We goy tu G^Munch cheef:ly tu hark A`J`S. Basotwaññ & Tristan wr dhere! Dhey wr dhere thh hoal time, and we dydnt get tu hark A`J`S at awal. Basotwaññ dissed AJ, in particular rem baloney state:ments rem By. Ih s``t PJW must cnow better but duzznt speak up. Dhen ih remembred thh baloney rem hyz applycation for prihuhate medicine. Niññni nodded off.
—•••—2016`5`25W The wyrk:men wr on thh job , and near thh end. The other wyrk:man yz Tyrrell's kuzyn, soe hee hazz direct ín:formation. Tyrrell dyde not jusst swichch tu another job, heewz sent tu another job bie Uhincent of kulyr-chart fame. Soe thh uhersion ih got yz BS.
. S1 arriqfed at thh driqfe-space, soe ih goy aot dhere lest it be relehuhant. It was relehuhant! Sylqfestre ínstructed thh man tu expungj alfnk from end tu end. Natural:y ih waded in:tu dhis íncypient dzàstr. Sylqfestre was a lytl upset when ih s``t eqfry syngl 1 of hyz state:ments was wroññ. Dhen ih got on wi thh job. It took awal dacj & awal niht. When Ih h``comported thh thiññs at thh back, ih got tu wyrk on thh thiññs in _D. Niññni was a:sleep, which was noe surprize. Shee woke up , establyshed `t d`was noe hope of A`J``S , and got back tu sleep.
—•••—2016`5`26H Ih bedded daon @4¢09€ - DL, and Niññni was soon goeyng tu The Tree. Ih got up yrly, which felt boath good & b`awful. Shit fuck: d``z noe juse tu thh boiller! Washyng an:self wi tepyd water yz not fun. If it happened in wintyr, iwd probably giqf it up azz a bad job.
. Tu thh paper-shop. Ih parked m`self on thh chacjr , and fell a:sleep. Mahesh raozed mee @3 bcoz ih h`tu get a trundle; iwz a:sleep bt a stoind.
. Mygh applycation for 18 yz nowhere tu be seen! The fyrst dissap must be a spell; anyh other explanation yz super un:like:ly; dhis dissap yz probably sfw theft. The dissapance must cyme from thh same swamp azz thh gripe `t zAthP kudnt get authorization from mee tu doo thh publicityh ih authorized her tu doo in March. Dhat gripe saondheth like thh ehuhent yz meant tu be a flop, but ih kudnt tell thh purpose. zAlLu & ih madheled a load of dhis stuff dhen ih cracked thh purpose: uze F·˙· azz a recrujt pool thh same azz UO uzeth or uzed tu uze O`Cross.
. zCjool h`dun a bunch of wyrk on thh leaf:let for thh Ceremonye. We wr unanimös in dumpyng thh `agjes races sexes & politics` bit - bcoz tyz a blob of PC shite. After madhel (which was thh uzuhal load of feel-good crap), zQfawan pointed at thh ímplycation: F·˙·s are huññ up on agj race sex (azz in jendr-politics not azz in sex) & politics. Ínference: thh ehuhent yz meant tu be a flop.
—•••—2016`5`27F Ih woke up yrly , and prezznt:ly got tu wyrk on rearrangjyng thh Masonic chests. Ih telephoned zCjecjts @4¢25 NR.
. Ih un:earthed 2 PWK:s & other cloathes riht in frunt of thh low table - wet & grimyqx. When thh job was dun, ih took thh PWK:s tu thh garden tu wash dhem - part:ly in thh gaze of gestapo; hao dhey piss mee off! Loe DanMF; ih brawt him up tu date, but hee kudnt stecj loññg azz hee h``tu get tu wyrk.
. Ih dekkoed thh frunt. Loe thh old mop & thh handleless bucket; good enugh for thh floör, soe ih cleaned dhem. Ih telephoned zCjecjts @6:45€ 1m:":.
. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold: td yz hyz BD! Ih mopped thh floör dhen goy tu hyz abode. Frank & Paul wr on thh wecj. MdMcDd was dhere breef:ly twice. Ih got a:wecj @11¢13.
. Niññni was wacjtyng for mee, and we goy tu CNLBG statim. We got table_5 ín:stant:ly. After A`J`S, Niññni goy back tu The Tree, and ih dyde scribal:ry.
. Ih telephoned zCjecjts @QT7€ 1m40 prospect Mc????????? yz interested; it was thh 2^`, and got chanjed tu thh 23^`; zCjecjts will ínstruct Mc????????? tu contact zQf.
. Loe Duggy goeyng tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih locked Croak^Fold dhen headed dhere. Duggy left soon azz hee h``nt cjet been hoam from wyrk. Pig:Wit bawt a computer dhis after:noon eeqfn MacBookPro. e needed a driqfer for thh Canon LBP3360, soe ih loaded thh driqfer; ih don't cnow w`r tyz functional. Ih left ymb 10, which be a bit later `n ih wanted tu.
. Ih acjred Croak^Fold d`g A`J`S. After 4sd of aeration, d`seemed tu be near:ly noe pecjnt poññ. SM tu Stick:Man @11:03€ Ear, are we talkyng bt puwwr tools? The lekí yz fucked. Need we an electrician fyrst?[]
—•••—2016`5`28R Ih opened thh kwylt ih got from NK r`6°°a:goe. It lookketh good; tyz well sewted tu boath thh purpose & thh occasion.
. Tu Nu:Line - it was shut! Crap, dhey shut yrly. Tu Eat`Well Cabin. Tu 2^`_Cup for tu test it: perfect:ly good; tu be regular.
. After coffee & cheez:cake, ih goy tu Sitara. Ih ordyred 5 chests , and bawt a steppyth on thh spot. Asad thh shop:wiht s``t dhey wuld fech thh chests sume time from 5 tu 7. Dhey feched thh chests @5¢38.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode; ih left kind of yrly. The new kwylt yz a big ímprooqf:ment.
2016`5`29S Ih got redy dhen goy thru thh doör wiqf a uhew tu dooyng laund:ry. At dhat moment, NK shewed up! Tu Planet Organic. Tu 7CGG.
—•••—2016`5`30M Ih fylled a bucket wi water, and Foggy shewed up! Hee bade mee cyme wiqf him tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih wasnt keen azz it offn degenereth in:tu aggro.
. Duggy was dhere. Prezznt:ly Foggy endeqfyred tu get thh disc in:tu thh plecjygj. Pig:Wit flipped at him: "Stop interfereyng wi mygh ?ekwype:ment" "Yw wr interfereyng wi mygh computer" "Ih dydnt eeqfn tuchch ywr computer" Foggy cawaled Pig:Wit a catholic. Pig:Wit took offense "Dhatts an ínsult" "It's a state:ment of fact." Ih tricjed tu reconcile thh pozytions dhen realized `t ih kud only wyrsen it. "Put thh cup daon , and get aot!" "Ih don't want tu be in ywr shit-hole." Foggy seemed shaken. Ih goy aot tu him.
. Ih reminded Foggy of what ih seddf afore we goy tu Pig:Wit's abode. Tu CNLBG. Pig:Wit came in:tu CNLBG, and bichcharsed us. Foggy cawaled Pig:Wit mental:y ill, which yz haard:ly controhuhetsial. Pig:Wit griped tu thh man on dewtyh (Spanish; hmm hazz Manfred left thh place?) dhen ordyred him tu chuck Foggy aot. The man was not chuckyng Foggy aot, soe Pig:Wit declared `t heez makyng a complacjnt tu head-offykj. The man chucked Pig:Wit aot.
. Coffee was on thh haose bcoz of thh disturbance, which duzznt make sense azz it wasnt in anyh wecj dheyr fault. Ih got thh iPhone in:tu action. SM from Stick^Man: °°5`28_7¢40 Need wawal socket [in] wyrkyng [ordyr]. Need not be in same room. If not[, we will] h`tu uze [a] loññg leed.[] <`_2¢01 Loññg leed - ah good thynkance.[]
. Prezznt:ly we wr hungry, soe we goy tu G^Munch. `Tuchched bie an Angel`: propaganda; watchyng Dr^Hoo wiqf HC yz an un:plezznt experience; noe, ih doo not want him in mygh abode. The water-industrye yz a crime-syndicate; thh formation of Judah Relyjon; mygh recent approhch tu Arm:stroññg folywers and dheyr silence. Foggy left ymb HP5.
—•••—2016`5`31T Olihuhia Splojj:Hyll opened thh doör. Dan`MF was dhere. Azz expected, thh place yz not what it was. Ih figured `t Juliana wuldnt be dhere. D`was a kwiz; ih got 11, which yz haard:ly a good score, but still ih came top. Juliana wasnt dhere. AHE popped up! e sort of hahd 20bPd for mee: fyrst hee h`tu goe tu a ATM. Ih saw Annzorex & [WTF_ yz_hyz_name?!] off on a TJ dhen goy hoam. AHE was dhere in r`20mnt. We stood in thh allyh, and Pig:Wit hahd a kwyke look at us. mc NK 6:22€.
—•••—2016`6`01W Ih woke up in good time. Mygh head swifft:ly got full of thawt of Juliana. Dhis yz not a good use of time; if ih h`been sensybl, iwd h`gotten up statim.
. Loe Fun^Beam. Shee aasked bt thh wyrk in Croak^Fold. Sheewz surprized tu hear `t d`was still wyrk tu doo. Ih dissed dheyr choyce of items. Shee s``t d``z a selection from a catalogue. Well, ih don't fancy dheyr selection. Ih started getyng in:tu detecjl, and Fun^Beam seddf Not nao darliññ, ih h`tu goe s`where. Ime disturbed at thh wyrd :darliññ - dhatts what Juliana cawaled mee; tyz what Caroline thh stranj cawaleth j`bt e1 for noe particular reason.
. Tu CNLBG: awal thh socket-tables wr in use. Tu G^Munch. SM tu StickMan @3¿16 ;:d ih bawt a 27^^^ leed; shud du the trick[] »_3¢49 Good. Tell mee when =dha`z redy tu shop for shelqfyth. Stick[] Niññni got tu G^Munch @5tu4. «_4%% Dacj after tm. Splojj![] Stick:Man r`up @4¢01 4m59 heez cymyng tu Croak^Fold @HP9 on Friggog dhen we goe tu thh shop and place thh ordyr.
. NK r`up @4¢19 1m:": ih aot:lined thh next 2d; sheez fechyng mee on Saturnog. 2 cawals in thh 1 trans:missujon! Ymb QT6 ih got up tu goe tu CNLBG. Basotwaññ walked in! NK r`up @6:11€ 4m:": shee needeth a witness tu Charles's signature bie Moonog. 4 interruptions tu 1 trans:missujon! Basotwaññ rohled in:tu CNLBG! 5 interruptions tu 1 trans:missujon. Ih gaqfe up thh harkance, and Niññni goy tu The Tree. Basotwaññ's current employer wasnt dhere, soe heewz at a loose end AND hahd jack oof.
. Loe MdMcDd at Croak^Fold. hey propozed tu fech BWR tu Croak^Fold on Sunnog. Noe, ih can't dheyr junk. Heez g`tu cancell thh fechation; ime curiös tu see w`r hee hazz success dhis time - dhey jusst ygnored him lasst time.
. Loe Ju^Hu & June. Td yz June's BD (1^` of June - yz dhat whygh dhey cawaled her June?!). Ih opened l`room. Bruno was dhere till r`QP8€ dhen shogged off for dinner.
—•••—2016`6`02H Preparation wiqf noe hot water; tyz not fun. Ih bobbed raond tu paper:fuck tu find MdMcDd. Ih aasked bt item-fech: cancelled.
. In thh Natural Health Centre d`was smoke-cheez; soe dhis time ih got 3 kinds of cheez. L·˙· business goy much better `n ih expected: zAlJo ran it, and ih picked up what ime tu doo on 23^`.
—•••—2016`6`03F Tu Planet Organic. Tu 7CGG for a load of wyrk; thh flat h`tu be redy for Moonog. We got pizzog from Basilico.
. NK ordyred Uber. Ih strode tu thh Uber karr , and seddf Are yw mygh taxi? Ansyr: It's not for yw srr, it's for a`b`ellse. Huh? 2 furdher Uber karrs wr not mine; ih rhaññ thh doör-bell. AddisonLee; 18bP45.
—•••—2016`6`04R Tu thh Ikea shop in Wemb:leyh. Ikea doo qfejj:bawals, soe dhatts what we hahd, hee 10, ih 15. Dheyr food yz surprize:ly good.
2016`6`05S Stick^Man cawaled aot tu mee when iwz consideryng getyng up. NK turned up ymb MD , and ín:stant:ly obuhi dydnt like thh witness ih h``faond. Tu Planet Organic. Shee got lunch for boath of us , but spoke only wunce: Stick^Man s``t ih need tu, and NK chimed in. On thh wecj back tu thh karr, NK s``t shee dydnt want Stick^Man , and tu conuhecj it tu him.
. In 7CGG, we soon got tu wyrk; a shit-load of wyrk. NK ordyred a cabbule ymb 8. D`was a passenger: a fit blonnd wench yclept Emma; shee got aot in Prinnce's Sq. Niññni came in short:ly after ih got hoam. Ih hahd alfnk redy @8:54€.
—•••—2016`6`06M MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold. Niññni came tu mee , and we arrangjf tu meet up in CNLBG. Jseppy turned up, and ih brawt him up tu date.
. Tu Gold:Bloom Road. LoOrd cawaled from oqfer thh road! The pie-&-mash shop yz shut on Moonog. Tu the Percy. Adama was at thh doör of CNLBG; hee twittered at mee ymb 10mnt. It took thh iPhone ymb 7mnt tu get in:tu action.
—•••—2016`6`07T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold. Sylfestre wanted madhel wiqf mee. Jseppy & Pris wr dhere. We hashshed aot a plan; ih kud h`dun sinj thh nucjsance. Dhen ih h`tu get tu Fluff^Splojj in hurrye. On thh wecj dhere loe Nobee; haoeqfr iwz alredy a lytl bit late.
. T^A 4¢04. Annzorex wasnt dhere. Sophia was dhere , and in good mood, dhoe of course shee hahd noe oof. Ih prinnted 18 pictures of Jinnji plus Sunita_ LeeAnne & a mer:wench. D``z a load moar pictures tu goe thru; flake azz shee yz, sheez good at what shee duzz.
. 4444@7:56€ 59s. Tu Select Shop for dinner. Tu CTS for speechotext for thh iPhone. The mecjn man handed oqfer thh ticket for thh mecjn numbr; hurrecj. Ih got back tu Select Shop. A bloke from Sahi's Cychen aasked whygh ih wasnt dhere: not enugh time. Niññni was redy for actipn when ih got back; we got A`J`S baññ on cue.
—•••—2016`6`08W Ih adjusted thh shelfz - dhey wrnt regular:ly spaced, and thh bottom shelfz wr excess:ly hygh. Ih added 2 shelfz on thh left azz d`wr only 6. D`was a diffycultyh: thh borer Stick^Man left goy snap. 2 furdher bits came loose, and what be left was use:less. Ih fylled 3 shelfz wi books. Prezznt:ly ih d`tu goy tu thh pie-&-mash shop. Ih h``left it too late! Ih got thh back-pack in:tu action , and goy tu The Tree: Niññni was total:y keen on goeyng tu CNLBG statim.
. Fyrst we goy tu G^Munch bcoz ih don't like thh food-prices in CNLBG. The signal fecjled a bunch of times (5?). Dhen s1 wanted tu uze thh socket, soe we shiffted tu CNLBG. The signal fecjled twice. Dhen LoOrd came in, soe we gaqfe up thh hark azz a bad job. Niññni goy back tu The Tree.
. LoOrd wanted `t ih accom her tu WBG. Well fyrst ih h``tu take thh back:pack back tu Croak^Fold. At thh frunt of thh haose, FunBeam saw mee, and we talked bt thh apart:ment. Dhen Pig:Wit saw mee , and aasked `t ih help him & Duggy wiqf luggyng a table. It turned at `t thh table was ellse:where not in #38; dhis wuld total:y clash wi walkyng tu WBG.
. Tu LocoMexicano on WBG. Shee hahd coffee, ih hahd sparkle water. WACJN what LoOrd cnoweth from thh sprite-church. D`was 2 shiccre Mongolian wenches; chat, but dhey soon got on dheyr booze-laden wecj. Tu NHG dhere tu get thh 328. A 328^TJ dis:gorjed its passengers , and took noe new passengers. We walked much furdher `n we wanted tu. LoOrd got thh C1 on Earl's Court Road.
. S1 aasked mee where thh nearest station yz. Ih h`tu thynk bt it dhoe ih walked pàst it on thh wecj tu Earl's Court Road. At Kens^gn Arts Club, ih saw cjung ppl submittyng tu pat:daon. Ih endeqfyred tu en:gaje dheyr attention: noe success. G^Munch was still open, soe ih got ciao. Niññni was a:sleep when ih got hoam.
—•••—2016`6`09H MdMcDd camx tu Croak^Fold. Hee took a look at thh shelfz; heewz mild:ly surprized at hao good tyz turnyng aot.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Crane's broad:cast; good stuff. Ih left wiqf him ymb HP2 - much later `n ih ín:tended. In Croak^Fold ih realized `t ih wuld h`dun better tu stecj in Pig:Wit's abode , cawal Niññni , and log on tu thh show.
. Ih got thh iPhone in:tu action dhen goy tu thh pie-&-mash shop. D`was noe mash left! Tu Makan. Tu CNLBG. Patricia hahd a q`n for mee: hao cyme when:eqfr shee aasketh mee hao ih be, ime like bleh. Easyqx q`n: happyqx:ness yz an irrational reaction tu dhis wyrld. D`was a bunch of stream-fecjl but basic:ly we got thh show.
—•••—2016`6`10F Ih got up kind of yrly , and got stuck in:tu shelf wyrk. Natural:y ih losst track of time. Ih lecjed off thh job for tu doo preparation. But iwz hungry soe ih goy tu thh pie-&-mash shop. On thh wecj back, flop got mee. Ih still got a tin of RedBul. Ih draññk thh RedBul on thh coap , and figured `t it wuld be use:less tu attempt preparation. Hohumm get A`J`S liqfe. Tu The Tree for tu alert Niññni; awal was tu plan. Ih dyde thiññ-wyrk thru:aot thh show. Ime not oqfer:jocjed bt missyng Tyrian A·˙·A·˙·, but ih got a hlot of wyrk dun.
—•••—2016`6`11R Ih got stuck in:tu thiññ-wyrk. Prezznt:ly ih considered w`r ittd be better use of thh time tu attend Golden Rule or continugh thiññ-wyrk; ansyr: thiññ-wyrk. And soe ih dyde thiññ-wyrk awal dacj loññg.
2016`6`12S Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold `t ih cyme tu hyz abode. And iwz in hyz abode awal dacj. Pig:Wit feched a uhideo eeqfn Kerri Riqfero preachyng Miracle Mineral Supplement azz thh cure for wit:fluff. Iwz skeptical soe ih lookked her up: loads of dispute. Duggy was dhere breef:ly; dhat was thh nearest approhch tu excite:ment. When ih got hoam, Niññni was a:sleep, and ih dydnt feel like luggyng thh back:pack tu l`room.
—•••—2016`6`13M The fecher rhaññ up @6¢02 dhere in bt a stoind 35s. Loe Georgj`O'j postyng a letter. Hee started wyrk yrly bcoz tyz peace:. The fecher reached Croak^Fold gn7; thh traffyke was dicjabolic. D`be 3 big packs; ih expected 2. Awal oqfer @7¢14. Ih washf a few thiññs dhen felt worn aot; thh effect of sleep-lack.
. Ih gadhered thh pack , and goy tu The Tree; sfw. Niññni reached CNLBG jusst after ih reached it 8¢37. 2sd was gonn astaond:ly kwyke.
. 8^^^ saoth of thh bus-stop, s1 tuchched mee from behind , and seddf Hqxloqxe. Ih gessed `t dhis be a nutter what cnoweth mee; it was Annzorex! Sheewz after wyrkyng in Fluff^Splojj. We huññ aot at thh bus-stop till a #70(52A) TJ got dhere.
—•••—2016`6`14T Ih appointed an ark for thh get:up for Fluff^Splojj. The ark yz not for enfnk ellse, un:like thh prehuhi arrangj:ment. And dhis time, ih ínclude thh cap.
. T^A 4¢01. ?»Solly opened thh doör. In room4, ih lookked up Liqfyr: confirmation - liqfurs process bilirubin! Cjard sat near mee; GBS, thh Fabian So. When ih goy back tu room2, Annzorex was dhere. Shee h`been readyng `101 Dalmatians`. Ih remarked `t Cruella yz runnyng for pr`t. Con`on was slyght & fatuhös: Dean s``t Cruella made moar sense wi her gun-kontrohl reflex rem Orlando `n Trump dyde rem keepyng doctrinal lunyes aot of America.
. At time tu goe hoam, Juliana greeted mee. Ih half-heart:ly returned thh greet. Shee obseruhed `t ih be "grumpyqx td". Ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu dispute thh statement or explacjn thh grump. Juliana was clear:ly up:set, but ih kudnt m`self tu aask what be up. Annzorex offered kaonsel; Juliana dydnt take thh offer. Solly offered kaonsel; Juliana took thh offer.
. Adrian thh CS_punk attachched him:self tu Annzorex, and we 3 walked tu LBG. The CS_punk goy tu thh station - hurrà. At thh bus-stop, Annzorex noted Solly & Juliana at thh oppozyte bus-stop. A TJ rohled up dhere, and dhey borded it. Ih told Annzorex awal bt Juliana on „„4`12 & „„4`26 plus thh scum:ness of thh CS_punk.
. SM tu NK @7:37€ What's the state of plecj? Iwz expectyng tu be collected a week a:goe - noe action! Hao`z the progress of the wyrk? Hao be thee?[]
. Tu Select Shop for dinner. Ih also got 4 packets of c`crackers; suppliqxe! When ih got back, Niññni aasked thh time. Ih swichched on thh iPhone statim: 8mnt late.
. Ymb HP9, Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold , and hoatf emergency. Ih reminded him `t hyz lasst 2 emergencyes wr bollyx, hee kudnt open a tin and ih for:get thh fyrst. Noe, dhis was "a famylye emergency". Heewz haqfqfyng diffycultyh wi bucjyng a bus-ticket on-line. 3 false emergencyes! Ih hope Pchennek was talkyng total shit while iwz in 38A; r`HP9 for r`10mnt.
—•••—2016`6`15W 6; much sooner `n ih ín:tended. Ih kudnt get back tu sleep. Ih adddd thh boots tu thh Fluff^Splojj ark. Tu CNLBG @9¢49.
Near thh bus-stop between Basset Road and Chest-&-Bum Road loe Annzorex & sehuhere:ly short-sihted Dd! Dhey wr goeyng tu Acton market. The TJ was soon dhere.
. In r3mnt, ih got table_3. Prezzntly 3 romish ss sat at tables_1&2 tu stide khemistrye. Ih heard 1 ,hoo seemed tu be thh leeder, aaskyng whygh alloys are stroññger `n metalls. Um electrum, azz ih dydnt aask her. A moth fluttered bt thh place, and thh ducked for tu dojj it. Ih watched thh moth. The fluttered dheyr wecj , and dhey ducked dhen broke in:tu giggle. Ih seddf Hao can yw be afrecjd of a moth? Leeder: Ime not afrecjd of it, ih don't want it goeyng on mee. Ih memorized thh west part of thh ceremonye.
—•••—2016`6`16H Tu The Tree, and Niññni & ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode. The keeqx was where it shuld be. D`was noe connexion. Ih restored it, and ih don't cnow hao! At thh end of thh pod:cast, ih dydnt now hao ih be. Niññni cnew hao: fed up; owe cjea! Shee goy tu The Tree , and popppd in @4 tu see hao ih be: shee obseruhed `t ih shuld carryh on watchyng uhideoes. Iwz at it oqfer:niht; not what ih ín:tended.
—•••—2016`6`17F The web yz a:liqfe wiqf thh murder of Joanna Cox. A mnt of thawt, and it be obuhi `t Remacjn dyde it - Reichstag ehuhent.
. Ih goy hoam for poo dhen got sume sleep. Tu paper:fuck rem thh fecjlure of thh boiller. S1 from MylWriht was enteryng thh same paper:fuck rem summnk in #38; back @2.
. Ih sent mygh new slogan `Buryh thh Remacjns` tu e1 eeqfn half-wecj sewtable: Sabhbha MD42; Stick`Man MD44; CatWeasel MD45; Wendy MD46; Morgan MD47; LoOrd MD48; FCS MD49; Pozner_ Rupert & Stepanoff MD51; All:bert & Drewyd MD52; DiderJn MD56; Jymy Mop MD58; Krissí MD59; Gibbonz & Foggy 1¢04;. SM from Sabhbha _2¢19 ?[] <`1¢29 Referendum innitt.[]
. Tu paper:fuck @2. Iwz dhere till dhey clozed it - 5sd! Fun^Beam was dhere a good bit of thh time. D`was a cawal from Shaun thh electrician. his was a good moment tu hoe tu the excreticum. Loe thh sieg`heil room was open, soe ih hahd a good look in dhere. Ih saw m`self on 1 of thh sub:dissplecjs - shit, dhey macj want tu waste mee. Jseppy noted `t mygh mood was nao dark; fuck cjea.
. At thh gate loe Duggy & Fun^Beam in con`on. Duggy h`tu get tu Bryz for tu get coffee for Pig:Wit`s abode. Fun^Beam wanted tu doo summnk at hoam, soe it was oqfer pr`soon. Ih ploññked l`discs dhen goy tu Pig:Wit`s abode. Duggy was soon dhere wiqf thh new suppliqxe of coffee.
. Duggy watched fb: Spacjn thumpyng Tyrkicja 3::0. Ih sent a mj tu Rebecca Black rem her Glow-face uhideo. Duggy goy hoam s`after thh machch; iwz dhere most of thh niht.
. SM from Sabhbha _2¢30 Strangely I am in Brussels now ....[] <`@2:58%% Have a good look round the place - we maÿ be banned from it next week![] SM from Wendy _5:57%% How are you?[] <`@2¢56%% Weyrd_ complex_ and lookkyng for:ward tu beyng aot of EU. Ih h`nt seen dhee for agjes; we shuld hook up.[]
—•••—2016`6`18R Mygh was a bit rugh, thh skygh was bung-full of klaod; cauzal connexion. Tu Select Shop. Ragu 3 jarrs regular, 2 of 375g @1; 4 jarrs of tomato paste @1. Ih fucked up thh arithmetic be takyng thh bottom figure azz thh total in:stead of addyng dhem up - 100·5% erryr; mygh head was a bit rugh.
. The keeqx wasnt in thh arrn; ih cerched it good: nope. Ih tricjed thh inner doör - open! Duggy was at thh computer. Ih heated tomato paste dhen realized `t ih needed butter. Back tu Select Shop. Ih got 4 tins of Red`Bul while iwz at it. Ih told thh shop-keeper bt glucuronolactone; hee shewed noe siñn of cnowyng what iwz on bt.
. On the wecj back loe Damian. Hee wanted tu get hoam. A lytl saoth of the bus-stop loe FunBeam; sheewz goeyng s`where.
. Duggy was uhewyng Caldey Ilnd on-line bcoz Pig:Wit ;:d spoke of goeyng dhere. Ih dyde hot food while Duggy was at web. Duggy was a:wecj in r` half a stoind. Iwz dhere oqfer:niht.
2016`6`19S Tu Selecz Shop for macaroni_ butter & sawce. Loe Duggy headyng for Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy watched fb , and got bored bcoz it was soe mekhanical. Short:ly hee goy hoam.
—•••—2016`6`20M Ih got up bcoz d`was electricians on the wecj, not bcoz ih wanted tu. Shite, noe surprize. Prezznt:ly ih heard uhocjces aot:side, soe ih opened thh doör: 2 silly gyrls from paper:fuck. Dneesa ,thh silly gyrl from Friggog attempted tu explacjn what was goeyng on , and fecjled ludicrös:ly. The other silly gyrl obuhi hazz a bit moar brecjn-puwwr: shee seddf Giqf him thh note. The silly gyrl from Friggog handed thh note: "Repacjs are cymyng tu fix thh electricals. Dhey will need access tu ywr room, soe please be araond." And when?: Sume time in thh after:noon.
. The electrician got dhere @1, which yz probably the origynal ín:tended time. The chrrpy smokonoize rrked him, so it became the fyrst part of hyz report. The refrigerator oqfer:loaded the sockets-circujt; ih still thynk it was sabotage - fuccan weyrd coqxíncydence other:wize. The cookker hazz the same effect. The boiller seemeth tu be defunct; shit, iwz hopyng it be a símpl repacjr.
. Tu PigWit's abode - the frunt doör was locked! Tu The Tree: hook up in CNLBG. We got action @3¢43.
—•••—2016`6`21T Ih telephoned HxH @11¢44 NR 11¢45 11¢55 MD MD11 1%%. Dhat was enugh - noe1 dhere; iwz p`sure `t NML yz meetyng in Jli not June.
. FluffSplojj was tame. Wee watched `The Prestige` 2006. Tyz a nasty flick. Annzorex wasnt dhere.
—•••—2016`6`22W S1 walked pàst the winndows, so ih shot in:tu action. It was 1 of the electricians. Tu paper-rig tu find aot the time of fechance. Jseppy wud cnow it; heewz due in @HP9. EU, 1942, Werner uonBraun, Operation Paper:Clyp. Jseppy was baññ on time. Telephone-action rehuealed `t it was tu be brawt @MD.
. Hoam:ward dhen @11 ih headed aot for tu get food. Lo Tuffnell's Parcelle S`e! If ih h``gotten aot in good time, iwd h`missed the fechance. The futon yz fuccan gigantic! Bucjyng thiññs on-line jusst yznt the business.
. Tu The Tree; tu the piqxe-&-mash shop. It was a lytl un:plezznt; ah, shit duzz its happen thiññ. Tu CNLBG; table_6.
. When ih got hoam, lo AHE! Hee wanted tu cyme wiqf mee tu the powlance station sodht hee cnoweth the roaps at hyz end; well, if it meaneth `t hee uoteth Leaqf dhen cjea. Hee rode a:wecj. Niññni & ih chatted a while (mattresses, the effect of grahuyty on FF - tyz slyght) dhen shee got tu sleep; ih ran thru the ceremonie dhen got tu sleep.
2016^^^1W mc Pig:1¿11 1¿13 1¿16 2¿04 & 2¿53. Niññni & ih got tu CNLBG for A`J`S. When ih got back from the caonter, the iPhone was still ynert. Ih sawt tu examyne it, and the jack came aot; ih gess it was too loose tu fech juse; wee missed 24mnt.
. Wns the iPhone was in action, d`came a bunch of SM most:ly replygh tu the solstyce messyj. From Annzorex _8¿11 Ah ih see! :) =Dha shuld =h`annaonced =dhi:self! Awal good heer thanks, bit frossty in the morniññs and eeqfniññs but dhatts mecjn:ly due tu the damp in the acjr. Lookkyng for:ward tu =Crissog Dacj! Dyde =dha go tu the Xmas =partog at ***** Steps?[] From StickMan _2015`z`22T_9¿21 When exactly was the blood moon?[] iPhone's cerch system yznt good enugh; ih h`tu look it up on-line. From Sabhbha …22_4¿05 Thanks [^] ... Liqfqf the life[] From Wendy …22_10*11 Happy solstyce! Wx[] SM from HC …22_8*58 Wanna cyme tu the Morricone concert
=Tewog eeqf, February 16, TwentySixteen? h[] <_5¿10 16^` … a bit soon tu tell. Riht now ime in CNLBG.[] After A`J`S, ih tricjed `The Claod`: dhey demànd haose # and date of byrth - sod dhatt! Niññni goy back tu The Tree. At HP6 d`was no replygh from HC so ih goy hoam.
—•••—2016^^^2H Tu CNLBG. I hahd a good:ly wacjt for HC nu q`°`: Gordon telephoned him, and hee missed the station. Hee d``t wee sit at the far end bcoz tyz upholstered; TP_6. mc PigWit MD49 1¿47; AHE 8*37; PigWit 9*06 18 10*04 & 11*14.
—•••—2016^^^3F Ih telephoned Crow @QP4 AS 50s. Tu Select Food & Wine Shop. mc PigWit 4¿08 5¿18 27 6*04 05.
—•••—2016^^^4R Ih left s`after 9** , and got tu sleep statim. mc AHE 11*08 & 09; clear:ly ih slept thru it
2016^^^5S PigWit r`up @2¿29 28s; no ímpressujon. Tu Makan. At the corner of the block lo Adama: heewz goeng tu Makan. Hee h`been clearyng aot in redy:ness for hyz mooqf tu ?Latimer, eeqfn takyng redundant cloathes tu [3^wyrld charyty]. Hee hazz a load of jumpogs hee hazznt worn in įears; ih haqfqf moar cloathes an ih can handle.
. mc PigWit 3¢29 57 59 & 4:==. Tu PigWit's abode. Hee shiffted the barometer tu the kubbyrd doör; it feeleth like a mönth sinnce hee shiffted it tu the winndow. Ih left ymb 2, and felt too sleepy tu take the pack tu l`room. mc AHE 7*16 & 50; Sophia 9*48 & 10*23.
—•••—2016^^^6M Ih uewed the Samsung deuice: mc PigWit 3¢59. Tu The Tree ymb 1 (much later `n ih íntended) and wee goy tu CNLBG statim. Iwz seruhed bi a new wench what lookketh like Luweez Nerdin; her ****** yz excellent. Shee made a good job of the coffee, so ih figure sheez not dhatt new. The iPhone spraññ in:tu life @1¢16.
. After A`J`S, Niññni goy hoam, and ih re:uewed thiññs tu du. Lo a note tu write up the magistral part of c1. xB_Nerdin annaonced dhey wr clozyng @6! The job took awal the time, and d`was moar tu du.
. Ih took the pack hoam dhen goy tu The Tree tu declare 9o`clock tu Niññni; settled. Tu Makan. D`was a card marked "Doula", which ih shiffted at least twice in the lasst 2 weeks. Dhis ys spooky: on-line recent:ly ,probably CrassMess Dacj, ih came up:on `Doula` azz jargon for obstetric assystant. Tyz scunner:sm: `Dula` (dhey mis:spell it on purpose) yz Greek for shee-serf.
. Ih got hoam in excellent time. We got A`J`S from start tu end.
—•••—2016^^^7T Tu Makan. Ih oqfer:heard `t the lease yz near expirye, and renewalle yz far from certn. Ih pauzed ekt EeqfCafe. The bloke was sittyng at the sockets but dydnt look up. Shenai was at the siññk. When shee lookked up, ih waqfed tu her, and shee waqfed back clear:ly pleased tu see mee.
. Tu CNLBG tu finysh writyng c1_. xB_Nerdin was on duty. Tu:ward the end, the thyn bloke heyled mee azz Mokha, azz was hyz wont. Ih seddf the name yz Froggo; hee: Mannfred.
. The UG station h`been aot of action awal week. So ih goy oqfer dhere tu see what be up. Lo MrBlàBlàBlà bt ty transysh the road. Hee h`taken tu cawalyng Babylon in-stead of fyghtyng tasty stranjers - dhatt yz what dhey`r suppozed tu be dhere for. The crookked:ness of judges.
. Tu The Tree; good time. iW:splojj was hijacked td bi a bunch of globalissts pretendyng tu be the Syrian Electronic Armyh. The attack was rebutted in 11mnt; still a smawal shock. PigWit r`up (10*16 & 29) @10*30 21s cymyng raond?: moar like turnyng in; cymyng raond tm?: haps in the eeqfniññ.
—•••—2016^^^8W The trash-receptacle at mid road h`been mooqfed 5^^^ west. What an excellent use of public oof!
. Tu Makan. The wench on duty (gawky wiqf specs and terryrizzm cloth) recognized mee but kudnt mimyr the ordyr. Shee aasked w`r ih wanted water: No, ime goyng tu a coffee place after:ward. Ih uzed tu go tu dhatt 1 dhere (finger in direction) but the owner … What made yw thynk dhatt? Hee came oqfer tu mee , and told mee tu get aot - hee s``t d`wr complacjnts from hyz clients. The wench wundered whi so: Heewz lyghyng - hee duzznt haqfqf "clients" - ih get on well wiqf the staff. And hee saw yw azz a threat? Cjeah, heez jealös. Hee hazz the personalyty of a boxxyng gluqf. The wench faond it sad `t a1 hazz the personalyty of a boxxyng gluqf.
. On the wecj back, ih saw the 4th wench & ,ih thynk, Shreeñka; dhey dydnt see mee. Tu CNLBG. Ih comported the hoal of O`C_3.
. D`was recjn. On mid road, ih stopped tu uew the trash-receptacle. Lo Jorja! Shee seddf No umbrella? Ih: Naa, ih can't be bodhdhered. Shee: Mee needher.
. Ih walked bt the allyh dhen dyde scribal:ry. Niññni came in @8*53; awal sfw.
—•••—2016^^^9H
—•••—2016`1`01F mc Pig:Wit 1¢27. 4444@ 5¢08 3mnt - wroññ paper! 5:11_148. Ih telephoned zWilliamz @QP5 AS 35s. Back @5¢16 11m59. Ih telephoned zAlJo @5¢33 30m29. Ih telephoned Morgan @6*05 AS 43s. Ih telephoned LoOrd @6*07 2#s AS _31s _23s. Ih telephoned 7CGG @6*09 AM 55s. Ih telephoned zQf @6*13 AS 1m10.
. Tu G^M. Wiqf Amory was Abbass. Hee wyrketh for a brewer; ih stated the Mozzí pozytion on booze. Hee s``t azz an aotsider, ih haqfqf noe place tu pass comment "tyz only for membrs of the gilld".
—•••—2016`1`02R Ih telephoned LoOrd @2¿28 2m02 meet up next tu Earl's Court station. AHE came tu CroakFold while iwz getyng redy; r` q`°`. Tu the station: d`was no trundles till ^^1`04! A:loññg came a `Recjl Replace:ment` bus; it took mee tu Pad`gn ua Chippen`m Road. A notyce at Pad`gn Station: Srrkl_ District & Hammer:Cyty lines are aot of action ^^1`04, and Earl's Court station was menjed bi name. Ih got a `Recjl Replace:ment` bus back tu LBG.
. Lo Dugie at the corner of mid road; hee spoke of shnizzle at like hoam. Dhen hee goy tu PigWit's abode, and ih goy hoam. Ih telephoeed LoOrd @4¢46 AS 9s; ih must get dheez s strecjcjt; 4¢47 2mnt cyme raond when the system yz back in action. Ih crashshed aot.
. Ih flickered in:tu wake:ful:ness ymb xt11€. Niññni was dhere, so ih woke up proper:ly.
2016`1`03S mc PigWit 11¢18; Sophia MD27. Ih ate chips from Friggog niht - a bit of salt, and dhey wrnt too bad; bnànaz from LW; d``z 1 bunch tu go; awal dhis on the coap-stoan tu be in place for AHE. Hee dydnt shew up, and ih got a bit cold; back tu the interior.
. mc AHE 2¢54. Ih telephoned AHE @3¢36 AS 17s. Ih telephoned Morgan @3¢40 AS 22. AHE r`up @3¢44 14s hee h``tu stell an ear-peece. Back @3¢45 1m47 hee h``nt döne the shoppance; Moonog & Tewog are bookked; hee thawt Wednog.
. Tu PigWit's abode. Ih left @HP10. Tu G^Munch. Lo Jenny; ih h``nt seen her for 2 mönths or so. Emory was wiqf blokes ih dydnt cnow, duwwt:less of the same bent azz hee. The fate of Theodore Herzl.
—•••—2016`1`04M Ih fell a:sleep , and woke up ludicrös:ly late. SM from HC _MD42 … COFFEE SHOP ☕️?[] <`@5¢01 Ÿep. Hmm wee can hook up in CNLBG statim if tyz still feasybl[] >_5¢16 Soon?[] Statim duzz en:kumpass soon, duzznt it? <`5¢16 20mnt tops[] >`5¢29 Okay-doke
On mi wecj...,[] Tu CNLBG; table_6. A lean Chynky wench sat at table_5. SM _6** A problem wiqf the =trundle, so h`g tu chanj =trundles.🐸[] <`@6*09 Ah, the r`weigh yz fuckyng up qxgenn[] >`6*12 Ime choozyng tu blame the effects of Hogmanay boozance-fests![] Iwz writyng bt the recent non utilyty of the r`weį when HC got in.
. The Chynky wench goy tu the excric, takyng her MacBook wiqf her. HC notyced `t shee hazz a Beats head-set. When shee got back, HC preached Marley head-set tu her. In a while, shee tricjed aot HC's head-set: general:y good, but not so puwwr:ful at basog. Dhis yz bcoz the Beats companye specialize in basog for rock & rap. The wench dyde art & desiñn at uni; no surprize: shee hazz dhatt art-&-desiñn look. Wee dydnt get her name.
—•••—2016`1`05T Niññni urgjed mee tu get up. Ih mumbled summng, and Niññni seddf Ime goyng back nao. Mi yghs fell shut. Ih: Eeqfn dhow mi yghs are fawalyng shut? Shee: Dhey`l be open - iqfe seen it awal before. Prezznt:ly mi yghs wr open, and ih got on wi groomance and dhen laundry.
—•••—2016`1`06W Ih ín:tended tu gann tu Qfodafone. The iPad batterye was flat, so dhatt wasnt feasybl. Tu CNLBG tu comport the mnt. Awal 6 tables wr taken! At length, ih got the table in the corner; not direct but easyer on the bum. Ih still h`tu comport absence_ mecjn wyrk, and ih don't haqfqf Regular from 2015`y.
. Ih telephoned Basotwaññ @8*28 41s. Back @8*30 30m01. Niññni came @8*33 dhen back tu The Tree for r10mnt. Wee got A`J`S in good time.
—•••—2016`1`07H AHE came tu CroakFold; oh well, ih cnew what iwz duyng next. Heewz uisytyng Antony re:wossname in the bin; meet up in CNLBG. Tu the computer-&-cell-phone stow for tu get a new plug for the iPad: 15bPd!
. When ih got tu CNLBG, AHE was at the caonter. Antony re:wossname was standyng aot:side - ih dydnt notyce him dhere. Hee came in , and was pleased tu see mee. D`was a gruhp (trio?) hoggyng tables 5&6; d`was 2 kr hoggyng tables 1_ 2 & 3. In a while, ih grabbed the use of _3. Antony re:wossname sat at the table at the stecjr. Heewz aot for an`r half ewwr, so ih sat dhere, tricky azz it was.
. The benefyjt of luqf; charyty producyng rewards amuññ men and in heqfen. Hee aasked mi uew Qkislaam azz trewyth or what - shit, on the spot. Awal monotheizzm yz false. Hee spoke of 1 creator , and equated the 1 creator wi God. Ime like What if God yz a lyghar? Ih explored the Eden at; hee shewed no siñn of getyng what ih seddf. AHE pointed aot `t Islaam holdeth no breef for the bible. Antony goy back tu the bin @6.
. Wee sat at table_3 till clozance. Tu Select Food & Wine Shop. Dhey hahd 3 qfejj z; 5 pattyhs @1bPd. Tu l`room. Prezznt:ly FunBeam feched a wash-load. Wee wr in con`on till rHP1. mc PigWit 10¿50; Sophia 4**; 1441_4¿14; PigWit 4¿58 & 10**.
—•••—2016`1`08F SM from Morgan _1¢51 Sorry ih didn't pick up =dhi cawal azz mi iPhone was on ["re"]charrj. For the immediate future[,] ime un:like:ly tu be aqfecjlal at weekends azz ih haqfqf commit:ments till March. Ih will tricj tu remembre tu cawal =dhee yrly next week =and h`made a note tu du so on the calendar app. Not sure hao it wyrketh so ile giqf it a tricj.[]
. AHE r`up @8 hee dydnt haqfqf hyz jabber-port, so hee h``tu get in:tu l`room. Ih dyde sume wyrk dhen goy tu the frunt jusst azz hee reached the gate. Tu l`room: it wasnt dhere, oh shit. Cerch the bag: no. Ih cawaled it @8*54 AS. Hee goy hoam.
. Iwz s`what awake and hungry, so ih goy tu Makan. Ih saw Shenai thru the winndow near the coffee shmeen; waqfe & replygh. Hoam; ih figured `t ih kudnt get tu Wall^gd in time, dhis on top of not remembryng the topic of the conference.
. At MD54 ih headed for The Tree. Niññni met mee at the lawn - sheewz expectyng mee; wee got in:tu action statim. AHE r`up @ hee got the chip cancelled , and topped up an insurance fund sodht hee can haqfqf a new jabber-port tm. Ymb QT6 the batterye ran aot, so wwe shiffted tu l`room.
. Q`Time - tyz a loññg time sinnce ih regarded it azz fit tu watch; BBC: propaganda system; the great arson of Lundan; Billy Norman, leeder of the romish ínuasion; magical land-scape - Man`r yz full of it; Lady Well, other holy wells; AIDS & the uirus; Buckmynster Fuller
—•••—2016`1`09R Ih telephoned Morgan @QPMD AS 9s. Ih telephoned Camilla`M @MD55 no connexion. Ih telephoned Liz Murryh @1 AS 43s. Ih telephoned Krissí`P @1¿01 no connexion. Ih telephoned Kleo Scarab @1¿03 19s. Ih telephoned Sharon @1¿05 un:ob - ih h``for:gotten `t ih don't haqfqf her current #. Ih telephoned Wendy Brrch @1¢06 AS 9s.
. PigWit@1¢33 34 hyz abode; tu the market, and hyz abode later. Tu Makan. A wench what lookketh a bit like Jennifer Red:path came for a spare chacjr azz shee hahd a table but no chacjrs. D`m`be an yn:uisyble rabbit on it. Dhen shee came for an`r chacjr. Ih seddf Yn:uisyble rabbit, h`tu mooqf qxgenn. The wench & ,ih figure, her mudhyr sat at the odd table. The wench was wearyng a ribbed braon jumpog. Ih d`tu get kokoqxe.
. Ih ordyred kokoqxe dhen PigWit walked in! Oh shit, the peace:ful stecj was oqfer. The shrimmp lass in the blu terryrizzm s``t shee made a swan in the kokoqxe. Ih kud make it aot, but ih wudnt h`gessed it sinj the alert.
. Itts a load of bollaks at the market td. Hee: A load of bollaks? D`was nuffnk ih wanted tu bucj. Ih remarked `t d`was a swan in mi kokoqxe. Hee seddf Yz dhatt kokoqxe? Ih: Cjeah. Hee: D``z kokoqxe in mi haose. Ymb 5mnt later, hee seddf Dyde yw bucj enfnk at the market? What was the point of speakyng tu him in the fyrst place?! When ih finyshk the kokoqxe, ih shogged off.
. On LBG between Cambrydg Concrete & xf Concrete lo Dugie. Ih told him what took place and `t iwz low enugh at the aot:set. Heewz off tu meet s1 what m`haqfqf a room tu let.
. Ih settled daon tu scribalry. LoOrd r`up @6*35 22s meet up at the station in q`°`. Tu CNLBG. D`was babylon action at the station; a big babylon karr hahd itts flash in action the hoal time, quite un:neruhinng. xB_Nerdin hoatf `t dhey wr clozyng it in q`°`, probably 7.
. Wee ambled tu NHG. Tu Italian munch: uejj pizzog. Ih aasked bt Jynjy and the un:time:ly deaths. Jynjy was alz at Caroline the Wichch's abode when LoOrd accomed Gareth dhere; dhis kud be signifycant. When wee wr half wecj thru the pizzog, LoOrd hoatf `t sheewz goyng hoam bcoz sheewz feelyng cold. Expense: 13bPd.
. Ih telephoned her @10** silence her end 6s. Shee cawaled back @10*01 silencx qxgenn 16s. SM @10*10 Hm rubbish connexion. Any warmer nao? Splojj till next week.[]
Analysis Paralysis
2016`1`10S Tu PigWit's abode. Tu G^Munch.
. Wns iwz tucked up for sleep ih heard summng in the bath-room. Ih got up for tu find aot what- a rat - owe shit! Dz no wecj of gettyng aot of dhis, ih h`tu report the rat.
—•••—2016`1`11M Tu paper-rig tu report the rat. Ih led MdMcDd tu the sudhern block tu euade the eeqfz:drop scum. Fuccan sicken-stuff.
SM from LoOrd _10¿50 can =dha leaqf =dhi bluddyqx phone on[] <_… iwz in Surryh[] _11¿02 what =was_dha duyng dhere[]
. mc AHE 1:== & 28; PigWit 3¢59 11*01 & 08.
—•••—2016`1`12T PigWit r`up @1¢37 1m13 no iwz not headyng for hyz abode, dhis be the dacj for FluffSplojj.
. StickMan told Juliana `t shee must be in or aot, so shee seddf aot. Soddyng bt yz a waste of time, but ih reckon `t wiqf a few moar weeks, shee kud sort aot the idea`f cymyng a``g. StickMan goy tu room4 for summng ih swifft:ly for:got.
. It wiqf Florence & D`ella. D`ella got the doör. AHE strode in! Ih kind of flipped at him. Dhen wee wr standyng ekt the doör. Hee s``t ih owed him an apology. Prezznt:ly … a told `t the doör was open, so hee walked in.
. mc Sophia 2¢08.
—•••—2016`1`13W Tu paper-rig. Mr Barry reported a rat in hyz abode ;:d. MdMcDd suppozed `t ih don't meryt m``n a mnt of attention a dacj.
. PigWit r`up 1¢22 1mnt tu hyz abode soon. PigWit obseruhed `t iwz angry.
. mc PigWit 1¢12 & 1¢14; Sophia HP1; PigWit 3¢44 & 51. mc AHE xpMN; real:y not the riht time for it.
. SM tu Annzorex _QP1¢¢ Iwz at the =krissog du: a placid affeyr, quite forgettable it was. Ih h`nt seen Jym dhis cjear! Daniela h`taken hyz place so far. When be dhee back? Ime a:wecj next week, so wee won't be meetyng dhen yghdher wecj. Cheery pip![]
—•••—2016`1`14H MdMcDd came tu CroakFold ymb MD. Progress? Not a peep! mc LoOrd 9¢37.
. Wee stode sacred geometry_ Pike's integryty or other-wize. When ?????????? of Scottish :^: got dhere, wee got in:tu the symbolic j<^>s.
. mc AHE MD13&15; PigWit MD59&1¢35; AHE 8*57 & 9*47. SM from Annzorex _MD52 Hicja! Ime actual:y cymyng back td! H`jusst borded a plane tu Athens and dhen will get an`r tu Lundan later on td. Jym h`quit hyz pozytion at ………Steps azz tyz too far for him tu traqfqfell; heewl still be wyrkyng for the <><>So dhow[,] and weewl see him at bash:ments and stuff. See =dhee the week after next! Bye for nao! :)[]
—•••—2016`1`15F AHE r`up @8¢56 33s from s1e's jabber-port: hyz jabber-port was nowhere. Prezznt:ly heewz dhere. Tu l`room: not dhere!
. Ih sawt Croc foot-wear in Rpenmebl. D``z 1 shoo-shop: Clark's; dhey sell only own products, so no jocj. When ih twigged `t ih wasnt g`tu get Croc foot-wear in Rpenmebl, ih d`tu explore the place. `The Lamb`.
. mc Thaleia MN17 ih gess ih slept thru it. mc AHE 2¿13; Basotwaññ 7*01; AHE 9*17 37; back @9*38 18s not memorable, clear:ly not signifycant. Ih telephoned Basotwaññ @10*20 NR. Back @10*23 1^45m42. PigWit 10*56; AHE 11*25 & 59.
—•••—2016`1`16R The batterye of the BBD was flat; ih began preparation later `n ih meant tu. A pacjr of foraners blocked the stecjr in LBG, and cons`t:ly ih missed a trundle bi jack. Fortunate:ly the next trundle was soon dhere. In Clap Junk, ih got a trundle wiqf less`n a mnt to go. Ih reached HxH a:head of enter-line; whew.
. The new lamp-system was in use. Dhey hahd it blu the hoal time, which was a bit strecjn:sm. zNushi dyde a PA. Sheewz in teehrs bt half wecj thru it. If sheez emotujonal bt the 2^`°, hao yz shee g`tu handle the 3^`°?! zBabich got her certifycate of profyciency in the 3^`°. After :^:, ih warned zNushi of thh emotujon potential of the 3^`°. Wee arnt sure what tu du bt it - delacj it, haste it - cnowyng bt it kud be enugh preparation.
. zSRo hahd a new karr (Ford, ugh Nàtsies). It yznt herz, it be on hyghr @7bPd an ewwr.
. mc PigWit MD53 & 1¢20.
2016`1`17S Ih d`tu go tu CNLBG. While iwz lockyng the doör, Niññni came tu mee. Shee aasked hao ih slept: like a log; ih gess shee notyced `t iwz aot of it.
. The short bloke settled at table_1. Other `n dhat, CNLBG was un^^^ful. Ih left ymb QT8.
. SM tu SarahMZ _2:47€ Sarah, what's up? Jelyh Blaasst, dhat was it awal cjear! xxx []
—•••—2016`1`18M MdMcDd came tu CroakFold; breef. Keqfin: heez short:ly goyng tu "Ch Cross" ynary. AHE turned up while iwz describyng the junction. back 45mnt. AHE heard it azz 4tu5mnt. Tu Makan.
. mc AHE 1¢==. LoOrd r`up @11:04€ 3mnt hookkyng up soon.
—•••—2016`1`19T NML. The Holy Temple was lit blu. zSRo & ih contended `t it shud be purple.
—•••—2016`1`20W M^Star Iwz the inner …d; bi the look of it, ime the inner …d cyme the dacj.1^`° zWmz was delacjed bi wyrk; after :^:, wee comported the agenda.
—•••—2016`1`21H H…G… A·˙·A·˙·. Ih got dhere ymb 4 for the fyrst time eqfr, and took part in settyng up the Temple. The Holy Temple lookketh real good when lit for Arch, much better `n for K<^>. zQfoil uttered thawts & questions rem thh skheem of connectyng tribes of Izzrael tu zodiac siñns.
. At F·˙·B·˙·, zAthP aasked bt L·˙·^Í·˙· (sacred g·˙·, the symbolic <%>s) dhen aasked hoowz dhere; ime sure `t dhis lattre question was the real matter of interest.
. When iwz half wecj from Mid Road tu the gate, PigWit cawaled tu mee from the corner. Coffee?: No, ime [falter] Bushed; cjea. mc Pig:Wit 2¢06 & 37. zWmz 9*20 24,29,32,34,48,55 & 10:31€.
—•••—2016`1`22F T…M… A·˙·A·˙·. zAlJo & zAlLu are back from China. Pekiñ was 21·2° - holy shit, the coldest ih h`eqfr felt yz 22° in the storm of 1988! The mild cold in Rpenmebl ,nu 40°, must seem like sumyr after dhatt! zAlLu got a heyr-cut for 27p; dhis yz the effect of ex:chanj-rate shenanigans.
. zKtan hahd diffículty wi the …al siñn; it took him 3 goze tu get it riht. zSRo dyde a P·˙·^A·˙· rem the 4 Banners of Izzrael.
. Ih forgot tu applygh the speechotext-ticket tu the iPhone; poo crap. o2 dis:connected us at 3`°`.
—•••—2016`1`23R Up at lezhre dhen strecjcjt tu wyrk. Tu Makan ymb HP4. D`was 2 staffaks ih h``nt seen before. Tu PigWit's abode. Ih started shoggyng off at MN48, which yz later `n ih ín:tended; no chip-shop.
2016`1`24S After not duyng much, ih determined tu du scribal:ry in CNLBG. AHE r`up @4¢56 3mnt heewz uisytyng Antony in the bin dhen wanted tu hook up wiqf mee and later uisyt Lilyth Kammbl. Ih telephoned zWmz @5¢19 NR. Ih telephoned JonníElwyn @5¢22 AS 20s. AHE r`up @HP5 2m22 heewz at thh bin but Antony wasnt dhere, on leaqf ih gess.
. TuCNLBG. LoOrd r`up @6*23 1m36 sheewz headyng for Groaqf E`T^A q`°`. Actual T^A 6*34. When ih finyshk mi coffee, wee goy tu NHG. Topo was shut. Wee trundled raond tu Church Street , and faond [^^^FIND^NAME^^^]. The coffee yz 2bP50 - not steep!
. LoOrd reckoneth `t Jynjy yz a uictim of the paganoid bunch. Ih speculated `t Jynjy yz or was a tool of the bunch. If shee yz a tool not a particypant dhen ih m`haqfqf sume responsibilyty t`ward her; no idea what tu du bt it. Gareth much resembleth a zommbie.
. Ih accomed LoOrd tu a bus-stop. Shee obseruhed `t d``z a FS at pater. Ih wanted tu confyrm the obseruhation, but shee mooqfed on tu summng ellse. Wee ended up at the north end of Earl's Court Road.
. mc AHE 5¿09. Speechotext job @MN 55s 8740_9616_1942_3656 bawt2016`1`19T_MD13 - ih got it afore gettyng redy for NML. Well, d`was no web-access mj, so we dydnt hark the show. Ih dyde scribalry awal niht.
—•••—2016`1`25M MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; dhis was super breef. Loe Keqfin goeyng aot. Ih saw klaods what look like America, dhen hee saw a condensation trecjl what lookked like a condensation trecjl.
. Ih telephoned Morgan @1¢06 1m36 hyz jaw yz still in bad shape; HMRC wrote azz if hee h`nt dun hyz tax-return cjet hee dyde it in October.
. Ymb xt2 ih goy tu The Tree: CNLBG statim. We wr in action @2¢19. Weyrd:ly dhat be the lattre stoind. After radio, Niññni goy back tu The Tree, and ih comported :^:mnt. Ih left ymb HP6.
. Ih telephoeed zAthP@6:36€ AS 30s. Ih telephoeed zWmz @6:40€ NC. Ih telephoned zQf @7:41€ 4m35 bank-shnizzle receyqfed and bt tu be actioned. Ih telephoned zCookkyh @7:59€ 1m38 if M^Star yz the 16^` ih can't make it; it probably yz the 16^`.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih got dhere QP8 , and left QT9. mc AHE 8:54€. Niññni was redy , and we got A`J`S wiqf 2mnt tu spare. zAthP r`up @10:33€ 2m20; dhis fitted in:tu a commercial breyk, kewl.
—•••—2016`1`26T McDd, super-breef. Ih assembled cash for the :^: fee. Wyrk. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold `t ih goe tu hyz abode, and soon iwz dhere. Ih dyde sume wyrk on UD. Pig:Wit goy aot, and ih ín:tended tu shog off @4. Eliza the luny came tu the flat @4¢11, and ih logged off - good thiññ shee dyde shew up!
. Tu Croak^Fold tu get redy for Fluff^Splojj. While iwz doing up the not-shlock boots, Niññni came tu mee; what iwz at, getyng tgedhr @9, nuffnk profaond.
. Attendance was slyght. Annzorex wasnt dhere, Florence wasnt dhere. Ih huññ aot wiqf Stick:Man most awal the time. Stephen Cjard hahd wiqf him thh current issugh of Mensa mgzn. Ih hahd a look at it: low leqfel. Ugh: ih draññk coffee from Tesco!; ih must get a new suppliqxe. Azz of next week, s1 yclept Dean yz a mecjn:stecj bcoz D`ella can't be dhere eqfry week. Dean hazz a kwrrkyqx sense of humor; well thank fuck for dhat.
. We left on the dot of 8. D`ella ascribed the slyght:ness of attendance tu combination of the wedhr (which wasnt dhat bad) and a rumor of transport strike. Shee felt like getyng a take:a:wecj but dydnt feel like getyng thru oof. Ih got a pizzog from Red Planet , and got back in time for A`J`S.
—•••—2016`1`27W mc Pig:Wit MD37_&_47. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih ín:tended tu leaqf @3 , and doo the cash job. Dhis plan was of course a flop. The time wasnt wasted, we got news (Oregon Standoff) and dyde madhel. Ih left j`after MN! mc AHE 1¢31_33_&_36; Ruth Boge 8:43€.
—•••—2016`1`28H Ih woke up much later `n ih hoped. Ih got the gear redy dhen goy aot for tu doo up mygh boots. Niññni came tu mee , and aasked bt progress:. And in at most 5mnt, we headed for CNLBG.
. In r5mnt we got table_3. At 2 AHE walked in! Dhen walked aot statim! Ih saw him & Antony aot:side. Dhen hee strode tu the caontyr. Ih lowered mygh head. @2¢06 Niññni seddf Heez gonn. Ih lookked up , and saw AHE walkyng tu a table near the winndow; clear:ly heewz sittyng wiqf Antony.
. At the end of A`J`S, Niññni headed for The Tree. S1 opened the doör jusst azz shee reached it; handyqx. nD@11¢51 Per:haps the man what opened the doör can see Feyen. Ih took the pack hoam.
. SM tu AHE _5¢52 Hungry! Ime off tu Makan.[] And ih got dinner in Makan. Back hoam. SM tu AHE _7:04€ Bored soe goeyng tu Pig:Wit's abode. Piññk![] PigWit was aot, owe cjeah, hee told mee bt it ;:d. Ih dyde sume online wyrk dhen left @QP8. Ih telephoned Pater @8:24€ NR.
. AHE r`up @8:27€ 4m36 MdMcDd walked pàsst thh haose, soe ih hecjled him; AHE twittered a:wecj ; MdMcDd got on hyz wecj; AHE aasked what driññk ih wanted: noe, iwz turnyng in soon ; hee prattled a:wecj seemyng un:aware of what ih seddf; hee s``t heewd see mee real soon. Ih walked tu Mid Road, and AHE was soon dhere. Hee needed tu shew a uhideo. Tu l`room. Ih dydnt haqfqf thh keeqx!u Croak^Fold tu find thh keeqx: noe jocj. We dyde thh uhideo aot:side l`room: Alex jones on Sarah Palin on 2016`1`25 and sume time in 2010; ih spotted thh discrepancy at thh time. D`was a bit of madhel dhen heewz satisfyghed , and goy hoam.
. We got the show @9:02€. Fortunate:ly the 1^` segment be a report broad:cast ;:d, soe ime not mass:ly bummed bt it.
—•••—2016`1`29F MdMcDd breef. mc Pig:Wit _11¢59. Tu Pig:Wit's abode: hee wasnt dhere. Ih dyde on-line wyrk. Hee got back ymb 1, and ih left @3 not 2 azz ih ín:tended.
. Ih took the cash tu the bank. At the driqfe-wecj jusst north of Elgin Krezznt d``z a pacjr of cjelow lines - tyz jusst nuts!
. The clerk seddf Ih can't take it like dhat, it h`tu be in bags. And hee bunged a bunch of lytl bags tu mee. Hao in fuck can it be mygh job tu bag the coynes?! Ih bagged the coynes bcoz ih reckoned `t heewd refuse tu doo anyh part if ih told him tu doo hyz job. Hee caonted the coynes , entered the figures , and hoatf `t it yznt "a uhalid product". Ih aasked for the mnr. The clerk direkthed mee tu the senior clerk. Ih recognized the senior clerk azz the man what handled the pacj:ment lasst cjear. Hee consulted the data:base , and faond `t 1 digyt was wroññ.
. Barbí wiqf Curuhs yz a flop. Niññni reckoneth `t shee lookketh like a Barbí doll. Her noze yz like dhat of a Barbí doll not dhat of Reeta Ora.
—•••—2016`1`30R Ih telephoned Annzorex @4¢54 14m41 sheez busyh wi trecjnance in Surryh, soe shee won't be at Fluff^Splojj til March.
. Tu Makan. Loe Lefty. On the wecj back, ih got in:tu con`on wiqf a Black. Shee reckoned `t d`was soe lytl alcohol left `t the mulled wine was safe for a wuss. e ih got a cup:ful of it: 2bP50 in-stead of 3bP50 bcoz it was goeyng cold; definyte:ly better hot.
. Loe Lefty qxgenn. Heewz after haqfqfyng a shit dacj. Bie kwyke examynation, ih elicyted `t the shit:ness was cauzed bie ppl.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih left @HPMN tu get tu G^Munch in uzable time.
. mc Pig:Wit 2¢35 & 3¢09. SM tu Basotwaññ @2¢¢ A StartPage search for "Stripy Fairy" fecheth forth a picture of a Fey hoo duzznt look a bit like LD.[]
2016`1`31S Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Hee huññ a clock in hyz bed-room , and needed a hand; dun in a mnt. We harked the Rychí Allen Show.
. Tu G^Munch. mc Pig:Wit 2¢44, probably while iwz at wyrk; AHE_6:02€ & 20; zWmz 9:32€ - bugger, ih meant tu doo madhel wiqf him!; AHE_10:29€.
—•••—2016`2`01M Ih uhewed the time: 9:==. Ih uhewed the time: 1:=. WTF yz goeyng on?!
. Ih comported the keeqx. Ih kudnt remembr which street tu turn in:tu soe ih walked a:loññg [?????????]. The bloke at Mario's Securityh seddf dhis yz a copye. Dhen hee figured `t dhey kud doo a good job, it wuld take extra time. Coffee Plant.
. Tu l`room tu test the new keeqxs. Strecjcjt after ih tested the 1^`keeqx, loe Pig: wiqf Mkl Burke, soe ih cawaled him , and handed the keeqx. Awal the new keeqxs are excellent.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Mkl Burke took hyz latest booty hoam. Heewz back in r` a stoind. We watched the celebration-job rem Wogan. Rjemke. Ih left ymb 8 for tu telephone zWmz.
. Ih telephoned zWmz @8:16€ 22m44 ih got the ín:formation necessary tu haqfqf the mnt fit cyme :^:Dacj. Ih telephoned zQf @8:43€ 10m25 the un:cnown figure yz dhat of the Messr A`t, what:eqfr 1 of dhem miht be; d`shuld be noe diffycultyh wiqf getyng a certifycate tu present tu S`Chapter Roze &c; zQf aasked wr shee can ínuhite Jessica tu F·˙·B·˙·; ih: Can a prospectyf candidate cyme tu F·˙·B·˙·? can the poap precj? Can bears goe poo in the wudes?; and ih aasked where shee got the idea `t prospectyf candidates need permissujon tu attend F·˙·B·˙·;: shee jusst wanted tu make sure.
. 8:56€ - ih got the iPhone in:tu action statim. D`wasnt much juse, soe we goy tu l`room, Niññni goeyng a:head of mee. Ymb HP9 AHE shewed up! Hee spotted `t ih wasnt geared up for interaction dhen `t iwz like:ly tu be turnyng in soon, probably less `n 5mnt after ih told him it. Ih packed up tu leaqf l`room @10. D`was noe malarkey! We got the rest of the show in peace.
. mc AHE 4:==; Pig:Wit 5¢14; AHE 5¢21 6:05€ & 16.
—•••—2016`2`02T Tu paper:fuck tu hasten or re:arrangj the appoint:ment. S`re was dhere, and iwz sent tu hyz room forth:ly. Holy shit, it was like a boymx recjd! Re:mooqf thiññs of uhalugh, the use of the secret chambr. Ih nao haqfqf a supernal shit-load of wyrk on mygh hands.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Hee obseruhed `t iwz pacyng moar `n the dacj ih reported the rat. Skraonj of space.
. Fluff^Splojj was tame. SM from Stick:Man _1¢20 Won't be cymyng td azz ime behind-hand[] Ih aasked Alice bt the ex:chanj wiqf Jinnji. We madheled it for bt half a stoind.
. Dean the foretold was dhere. Hee hazz a short beard (thank rude wyrd tyz short) and #1 heyr-cut. Ih obseruhed `t hee lookketh like Mr Buzz:cut; hennce hee shall be cawaled Dean:Buzz.
. Jym^Hum shewed up! Natteration up:stecjrs. Wunce heewz a:wecj, Fluff^Splojj was dull qxgenn.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode, and hee wasnt dhere. Uhideo: Hao Jezebels manipulate men; ih wunder w`r dhis pertecjneth tu Jinnji; ih clear:ly recognized others azz Jezebel kharakters. Pig:Wit got back ymb QTMN.
. mc AHE 3¢01; Boge 3¢43; zWmz 4¢35; Boge 6:29€.
—•••—2016`2`03W Tu *****tt* tu comport the mnt. Ih uzed Cambria type-face; Courier yz good for breef loads. 3bPd; a bit bluddyqx steep.
. Ih took the prinnt:ment tu the folder in HxH. Ih goy up:stecjrs for tu aask GC bt the form; madhel goeyng on, soe ih left it till ih finyshk the load of coffee. GC wasnt dhere, zHarris was preparyng the Holy Temple for :^:Hermeez (the madhel was bie telephone). We nattered a:wecj; iwz surprized hao frennd:ly shee was.
. The new lamp-system was a challanj. The blue we hahd be a bit glum, soe shee fydled bt wi the kontrohl. The system dhen chanjed in:tu rapid cycle - it kud trigger migracjn. Ih pressed a button (lower left) ih remembrf from seeyng zQf uzyng it, and it chanjed in:tu slow cycle. zHarris pressed summnk, and it chanjed back tu blue. Shee hazz noe idea what shee pressed.
. zAthP shewed up tu attend the :^:; shee waqfed tu mee from the karr. Dhen zSRo got dhere. Ih haoeqfr was bt tu goe hoam.
. mc Boge HPMD; NK MD55; Pig:Wit 2¢41; Boge 3¢18 9:54€.
—•••—2016`2`04H
—•••—2016`2`05F Tu ZenPuddle: summnk gannyng on soe cyme back @6. Tu the Italian munch ih noted lasst time. Ih got back @xt6 - the bloke in the munch got the time wroññ bi 5tu10mnt. Socjudi yz gannyng tu the old cöntryh in 2 weeks for 6 munnths. Ih gaqfe her mygh eemzl-address; time will tell w`r &c.
. On the plattog in ClapJunk, d`was a wench what lookketh a bit like Juliet Slome. Shee entered the karryj bi the next doör tu the riht , and took the seat beside the seat ih wanted! Shee got a telephone-cawal soe ih heard her: nice uhocjce, sume kind of Ewröpean, Chekh per:haps. Shee got off at Kens^gn.
—•••—2016`2`06R Up late. The skygh was pure klaod. Ih dyde a few bits dhen took the iPhone tu l`room for A`J`S. Dhis be run-thru-the-week dacj! Niññni goy tu The Tree, and ih dyde scribal:ry.
2016`2`07S Ih dyde sume wyrk at the back. LoOrd turned up! Tu CNLBG. Tu a coffee-stow on Kens^gn HS. Tu LoOrd's abode. Wee watched Jesse Uhentura's show. Hmm soe ih h`nao seen it. mc AHE MD33.
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2016`2`08M MdMcDd feched bags tu Croak^Fold @11¿56. Ih comported foot-wear; much less of it `n ih expected. Also in the ark d`was a winnd-proof pacjr of gluqfs. Dhey wrnt a good fit, so ih gaqfe dhem tu the charityh. Ih wore magic gluqfs & garden gluqfs tgedhr for the 1^` time: the business. Tu Makan. Back for moar action and tu hark A`J`S. Tu The Tree; Niññni got tu CroakFold statim. Iwz a bit floppose but plaoqxed a:head. @4¿58 Niññni got back tu The Tree, and ih buggered a:wecj while d`was lyght.
. While iwz at the tap (under the gaze of gestapo) PigWit came tu find mee: hyz abode soon. Ih faond a kote ih reckon came from LD; ih took it tu the ch^bin dhen feched salt & a glass tu hyz abode. S1 yclept Mkl what hazz kyn in New Ywork. Ih washf the glass dhen short:ly shogged off.
. Tu CNLBG. LoOrd walked in ymb HP7! Prezznt:ly wee walked tu Worn^gn Road, where Oamlet^Man yz dheez dacjs. Shee goy tu Oamlet^Man, ih goy hoam.
—•••—2016`2`09T Pig:Wit r`up @MD hee felt un:well soe wanted mygh prezznce. After 2 loads of coffee, ih got tu wyrk. Ih faond 1 of the smawal blankets from LD; tu the ch^bin. At the corner of Mid Road on the wecj back loe MdMcDd. Another trip tu the ch^bin. On the wecj back loe Pig:Wit bt tu enter the romish cook-room. Aot of curiosityh, ih lookked in dhere. D``z a gestapo-gawk!
. 5¢29; poo late. HC r`up @QP6 47s. Stick^Man. C r`up @QP6€ 47s meetyng up tm in CNLBG. Florence goy tu room4 bcoz "itts gettng heqfyqx" in room2.
—•••—2016`2`10W Ih sawt a charityh shop tu giqf 2 nohuhels tu. Iwz wyrkyng on aot-of-date ín:formation: what was a charityh shop yz nao a dental stow. Tu the r`clock shop for lekí: dhey NL doo it! Ih aasked whygh: dhey hahd trubbl wi customers what s``t it was a 20er not a 10er. Hmm dhey losst the contract bcoz dhey tricjed it on. Ih sawt a 2^`hand book-shop. Ih dydnt find a 2^`hand book-shop, ih faond a pacj`point! Corner of Radd^gn Road & Portobello Road. Tu Makan.
. Iwz a bit floppose but ih got back tu wyrk. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold when iwz bt tu goe tu CNLBG. Loe Burke. Ih gaqfe tu him a bag for gollf-clubs.
. HC cawaled mee from oqfer the road - hee wuld h`tu be on time when ih wanted tu doo sume scribal:ry! Furry was wiqf him. Table 5. LoOrd came in. A pecjn attacked mygh left eacj; d`was sume distort tu mygh siht; real scaryqx. LoOrd goy hoam ymb QP7 super approximate - iwz in noe state tu check the time. HC hahd a cawal from JAB; dhey arrangjf tu hook up in Big^Muck NHG after HC took Furry hoam. We awal left at clozance; dhey goy tu thh station.
. Ih ploññked mygh back-pack at hoam dhen got dinner at Red Planet. We got in:tu A`J`S@9:02€; poo, 2mnt late! At the end, ih felt too crud tu put the iPhone a:wecj, soe it was on the winndow-ledge oqfer-niht.
—•••—2016`2`11H Iwz ill awal dacj. Iwz asleep most of the dacj and better for it but still thurgh:ly ill. A lytl after niht:fawal, ih goy yu CNLBG. LoOrd got dhere 2mnt later. A well-dressed man aasked w`r ih kud spare sume chanj: ih flipped at him bcoz ih felt soe bluddyqx awful. LoOrd s``t the well-dressed man hahd an expensyf dog; ih: Dhatts probably whygh heez short of cash. 7:31€ 2 wenches goy tu thh excreticum tgedhr; aot @7¢34.
—•••—2016`2`12F Tu Makan. Hoam; sume wyrk, but not much azz ih still felt crud. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Foggy was dhere! The crucifixujon, realityh u- the standard uhersions. Georgj Carlin. Foggy goy hoam ymb 6 lest hyz mind goe off plumb. Ih shogged off a lytl after 7 - 2sd later `n ih meant tu.
. Tu CNLBG. Fun^Beam left the haose the same time azz ih. Shee recommended garlyke wiqf super-dose of u^C. A frennd yz recent:ly dead, soe shee can't handle khristologue. Shee walked oqfer the zebra-job at Station^Block, and ih bawt a kloqfe of garlyke 30p.
. CNLBG was shut in 5mnt. Tu G^Munch. Emory reckoneth `t Stan:leyh Kubrick was pacjed bie NASA.
. Hoam:ward @QT9. We got tu l`room bcoz thh batterye was near emptyh (20). AHE shewed up 10:41€. Heez recent:ly aot of ynary: acidosis. Ih declared `t iwz short:ly turnyng in. Ih gadhered thh pack , and headed for thh doör @11:05€. AHE jusst h`tu shew mee caps at base:ment price on Rohan's web-site, but hee dydnt haññ bt loññg.
. mc Pig:Wit 7:11€ 32 37; AHE 8:10€ 34; Basotwaññ 8:54€ 59; AHE 9:09€. Plus AHE ;:d 9:51€ 10:50€ 53.
—•••—2016`2`13R Ih folywed FunBeam's ínstruction - garlyke & u~C. Choppyng the garlyke was much plus easyqx `n ih expected.
. Tu Makan. D`was an Kushite coffee stand; ih told the wench runnyng it `t iwz getyng sume coffee dhere on the wecj back. After food, ih nattered wiqf QfBlack. Sheez keen on Kushite coffee but dydnt want anyh dhis time. Oy the place was cold! When ih got tu the coffee stand, the wench was gonn; was a bloke ,poss her fàdher, runnyng it; well, dhatts jusst not the same, soe ih skipped it.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih left a bit after MN for tu get tu G^Munch.
2016`2`14S Ih took a weyrd head-garment tu the ch^bin: 2 loññg flaps wiqf big bobbles, quhite point:less. Ih got curiös bt a bag on the hook near the frunt doör. RG from LD! Holy shit, ih kud h`dun sinj dhat. Ih dumped it in a garbyj can dhen goy tu Pig:Wit's abode.
. After sume time dhere, ih stode HWA. Ih concluded `t HWA was not for real. It was haard tu tell what was goeyng on in dhat skull - HWA seemeth tu be boath deceyqfer & deceyqfed.
—•••—2016`2`15M Ih uhewed the time: HP6; 4sd h``gonn bie!h stode fallacy & simylar shnizzle. Ih left Pig:Wit's abode ymb HP2. Tu The Tree; tu CNLBG; table_1. At the table near the corner loe a wench wearyng un:attachched sleeqfz; ih h``redd bt such but not seen it.
—•••—2016`2`16T Ih heard the letter-box dhen s1 cawalyng s1. D`was noe1 at the doör. Ih heard a cawal-type saondh from #34 , and figured `t winnd rattled the letter-box (regular occurrence) dhen s1 at #34 cawaled aot. Loe Desmond (riht name?) dyngg summnk under thh bonnet of hyz karr. Hee applyghd enjn-oyl tu a pad-lock tu loosen it. Hee seddf Dhis yz what we doo in Africa.
. Tu Makan. SM tu Stick^Man _1¢35 Ime not @73C tn - ime at a concert in o2![] >_1¢39 Messyj not clear[] <_1¢41Annunciation of absence[] Hee r`up @1¢42 2m10 heez not dhere till the 8^`.
—•••—2016`2`17W AHE shewed up ymb 4. Hee told an íncydent on Sunnog niht. Tu NH Plod Station. We reached it @4¢58, and dhey got raond tu us @6%%. ploddakFaghini took 2&3q`sd tu write up an íncydent <2mnt loññg.
—•••—2016`2`18H Tu Makan. The Bulgar bloke was runnymg the pan-cake stand. On the wecj back, s1e was runnymg the pan-cake stand; poo. But tyz back in action, kewl.
. AHE r`up @2¢36 8m50 DB are uhewyng or h`uhewed the foottyj; hee uttered mygh dubblpunch akkaont tu awal at Big:Muck NHG; soe nao d``z a baloney uhersion dooyng the raonds; hee propozed `t ih cyme tu Big:Muck NHG tu put it strecjcjt; oh cjes, d`was a gap in mygh life, and dhis fylled it - noe, ih spent 5sd on it ;:d; hee declared `t hee wuld put it riht.
. 4444 @5t3 44s 8767`8405`0782`0683. Ih telephoned HC @3%% 20m23 meet up in CNLBG. Ih telephoned Crow @3¢24 AS 9s. Ih telephoned Pater @3¢28 17m39. zWmz r`up @3¢52 11m55. Ih telephoned zAlJo @xp4 1m45 MdMcDd came tu the doör while iwz at it, soe ih shortened the cawal. Ih telephoned zWmz @4¢14 1m09 MdMcDd popped up wiqf coffee, soe Ih got off telephone.
. Ih telephoned Helen_Such @4¢35 1m30 shee hahd wyrk riht dhen, and shee seemed tu haqfqf noe idea what iwz on bt (the 2 wine-bottles).
. Back tu wyrk. LoOrd shewed up! Shee kudnt doo awwt, soe we walked daon Port^Road. Blue^Bell nosh was shut, Georgj's chip-shop duzznt doo hot driññks. We ended up at Porto.
. Tu CNLBG. HC was at the table near the corner. Hee wanted tu goe tu DB, but telephoned dhem fyrst: Faghini wasnt here soe HC ímparted hys telephone # & eemzl address. xB_Nerdin: Patricia; we shook hands while sheewz at the siññk; splash.
. HC & ih walked tu the bus-stop near Confusion Sq. On Sunnog hee seddf `t AbuBakr was NOT part of the conspiracy tu waste the prophet. Loe Pig:W goeyng tu the same bus-stop; hyz TJ was soon dhere.
. Niññni came in @8:47€. We wr at the show at the riht time. Pig:Wit r`up @9:31€ 1m07 haqfqf a look at hyz connexion tm.
. AHE shewed up ymb QP11€! Hee h`been at HC's abode tu find the numbr; hee wanted `t ih open l`room for him. Ih got up; Niññni wundered whygh: tyz less bodhdher `n tellyng him tu bugger off. Ih donned the DG , goy aot , and seddf dhis yz a bluddyqx nujsance. Fun^Beam bore cloathes tu l`room at dhat moment! Ih: Good, ime not needed! Back tu A`J`S.
—•••—2016`2`19F Ih got up relatyf:ly yrly , and tackled the biggest part of the job: the muck-ark. It was nowhere azz bad azz ih feared.
. Ih took 2 daoels aot:side, and an Irish:man aasked mee bt hyz lock. Wi a lytl effyrt, ih faond `t heez the occupant of 36D. Jorja shewed up at dhis moment, and we goy up the steps tgedhr. Ih un:locked the 2 doörs dhen explacjned the puzzle:sm lock tu the new occupant. Ih accomed Jorja tu #30. Ih told her tu wear dark blue stockiññs - her feet wr lookkyng crap in pale braon.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Hee dydnt feel like food for the while, soe ih dyde macaroni wiqf ragu & chop:ment of tomato. `The Hiram Keeqx`; Henry Synclacjr, Earl of Orkney; Pr Zichmni. Pig:Wit aasked bt Donatizzm soe ih lookked it up; good studye. Ih left @5tu11.
. Tu G^Munch. Ih got dhere ymb HP11. Dhen ih realized `t dhis be Friggog not Sunnog! Hoam for the carricary pack.
. ::ÍNCYDENT:: Aot:side Zbryz d`was 2 shslop dressed azz the chafqfs dhey are sexuhal:y assaultyng 2 Nizzles.1 shslop yz hee , and was in a grey top marked MARSHALL, the other yz shee , and was in a grey-green parka; ih don't cnow w`r the hee-shslop suppozeth `t hee ::yz:: a marshall. Dheyr karr was flashshyng blue, soe it stood aot: SW13FDV. Tyz other:wize un:marked, soe dhey practice deception; ih wunder what other deception dhey practice. In 5tu10mnt dhey released the Nizzles; ih gess the hee-shslop got enugh gratifycation. Dhen the shslop wr awal oqfer a karr in frunt of the secretBabylon karr: W88NOW. Prezznt:ly a dog-section karr turned up. The driqfer of it led aot a basset haond, ih presume tu sniff the karr the shslop stole, soe ih ínferred `t the attack be bt like stuff; ih smegged off at dhis point.
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. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih cookked oat & sawce; Pig:Wit dydnt want anyh azz tyz weyrd.
2016`2`21S Ih telephoned HC @3¢22 14m43 hee h`nt heard from shslop; d`be 3 posses: 1\ hey lookked in:tu AHE , and faond `t heez mental 2\ dhey are letyng HC stew in hyz own juse 3\ dhey are keepyng it for later; ih reckon #1 yz plus like:ly.
. Ih telephoned Helen Such @3¢40 34s ih reminded her of the 2 wine-bottles hen d`was silence; well, ih don't h`tu preseruh the bottles a`more.
. Ih telephoned Crow @3¢47 AS 9s. Ih got tu wyrk on the rtl ark; the job was dun in 2sd. Ih faond 570bPd in the nao defunct ark. Ih telephoned zWmz @6:20€ text-suggestion 8s.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih finyshk watchyng `Hitler's Hyden Drug Habyt`. Ih reddf a bit bt Sugababes: Heidi Rangj became a Sugababe h`g been a membre of Atomic Kitten; soe ::dhatts:: whygh later Sugababes saondheth exact:ly like Atomic Kitten!
—•••—2016`2`22M Ih uhewed the clock: j`after MD! Ih must h`been a:sleep 3sd or soe. Ih stood at the gate - the cjen for coffee jusst dydnt goe a:wecj. Loe MdMcDd; coffee took place! Rubbish coffee, but ih dydnt h`tu goe aot for it. ^Chap dhen got tu wyrk. Ih faond 110bPd what shuld h`been in a clean-site pocket.
. Tu CNLBG ymb HP4 fyrst a trip tu The Tree tu ín:form Niññni. When ih got back from the caonter, d`was noe saondh from the iPhone; noe idea what happened tu the connexion. We wr in action real soon.
—•••—2016`2`23T Ih faond a hat LD gaqfe tu mee, smeg poo; ih took thh hat tu thh ch^ hen goy tu Pig:'s abode - hee t dhere! Ih finyshk thh oat-stew. Ih ldft @QT5. While iwz at wash, MdMcDd hecjld mee. Ih brawt him up tu date , and spoke of raoz.
. On the path tu LBG loe AHE! ploddakBrooks telephoned him tu aask for HC's telephone #. Dhis despyght `t HC uttered eemzl address & telephoee # tu shslop LW. Hee accomed mee tu Croak^Fold dhen short:ly shogged off. Bt 10s later, ih heard him qxgenn - heewz on telephone tu ploddakBrooks. Ih hoatf `t ih h``tu get dinner , and strode tu Munch.
. Ih got tu the iPhone @8:59€ - whew, close! Basotwaññ r`up @10:07€ 21m16 LD was on hyz mind late:ly; the hat ih faond & gaqfe a:wecj;; Basotwaññ met an American sheep-farmer what got regystred azz democreep bcoz hee liketh Berní Sanders.
. mc Pig:Wit xp7€ AHE 7:24€ Pig:Wit7:55€ AHE 8:03€.
—•••—2016`2`24W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih got tu wyrk statim. Bie niht:fawal the cychen was basic:ly dun. Tu Pig:Wit's abode: heewz aot the hoal time!
—•••—2016`2`25H MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold. Ih telephoned HC @5tuMD NC. Ih telephoned JAB @5tuMD & MD12 Engajed. SM tu Basotwaññ _MD14 Well, ih dydnt make a very good job of swichchyng the jabber-port on! Ime super busy wi clearance for the time beyng. Nu tm or Shobbess.[] Ih telephoned J`A`B @MD51 7s?! nn@52747 HC was probably still a:sleep; FP Brooks; cast-off iPhone from Gordon
. Tu Makan. Tu CNLBG. AHE came in! Iwz dhere loññger `n ih wanted. Tu CroakFold; wunce AHE shogged off, ih got tu wyrk. Ih telephoned zWmz @6:28€ 8m03 hee wasnt dhere ;:d, and it was brilliant, soe much soe `t it formed thh topic at TM AA.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Heewz a:wecj the hoal time, but hee seddf soe before hand, soe noe puzzle:ment. Ih shogged off ymb HP8. When ih got back, ih realized `t ih dydnt haqfqf enugh speechotext for the show, soe ih left it till gnMN. Niññni & ih nattered a:we, and ih dyde sume scribal:ry.
. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold , and hoatf Emergency. Ih ,in expect of baloney, goy tu hyz abode. Not emergency nor baloney: Thaleia Kpr yz dead! Ih stecjed in hyz abode till r QT3.
—•••—2016`2`26F MdMcDd raozed mee from deep sleep. After 2 loads of coffee, ih got tu wyrk. Sy`re_ Priscilla & sume contract bloke came tu Croak^Fold. Sy`re gushshed bt the paradise `t yz bt tu shew up; it must be a jusyqx contract.
. We got the show - o2 took a porky un:bidden, the sods. Foggy came tu Croak^Fold. Fortunate:ly ih heard dhis part. In r` half a stoind, Pig:Wit turned up, and dhey goy tu hyz abode. Ih got back tu the show; iwz at wyrk the hoal dacj.
. SM tu Sarah`MZ _5p6%% What be up? Noe contact for agjes! part from JelyhBlaast. x[] Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Face:Book shnizzle.
—•••—2016`2`27R Snuffle, bummer health. Ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode, and Foggy was dhere! We wr dhere awal dacj.
2016`2`28S Iwz still in bummer health; not much wyrk. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. MdMcDd shewed up rem summnk Pig:Wit h`tu siñn; quhite sfw. Ih comported mygh y!oo akkaont: Jinnji sent a frennd-requhest on °°2`16. Ih heard the radio news @3¢¢ - soar-a:wecj time get hoam!
—•••—2016`2`29M MdMcDd. Pig:Wit hoatf `t Burke was cymyng tu hyz abode @5. Tu CNLBG. Awal 6 wr taken! Tu G^Munch. Keqfin was getyng chips! 4444 @5¢42 1mnt. We got thh show @5¢57. We goy hoam @8. Niññni took a trip tu The Tree , and was back in 2mnt.
. LoOrd r`up @11:04€ 2m44 shee heard bt the death of Thaleia td (smeg, ih meant tu ín:form her) Dd of Earl's Court cawaled her in:tu a munch shee duzznt uze much for tu ín:form her.
—•••—2016`3`01T Mygh chest was raw, soe ih goy tu CNLBG. Ih sat in the middle dhen prezznt:ly got the winndow seat. Short:ly s1 parked him:self at the same table azz d`was noe uhacant tables. Ih wanted another dose, but d`was 6 prospects at the caonter, and ih kudnt haqfqf a table tu m`self.
. Tu Coffee Plant. Ih ordured hot chocolate. The wench putf mylk in it - cjuck! Tu Zaki & Zaki: falafel wrap; cjuck!
. Loe MdMcDd leaqfyng paper:fuck. Heewz ellse:where in the fore part of the dacj. Ih dyde wyrk on the ark. It seemed tu goe awal riht. Iwz late getyng redy for Fluff^Splojj.
. Annzorex opened the doör. Ih goy tu the computer-room for tu accept Jinnji's frennd-requhest. Face:Book dydnt cyme up! Ih reddf bt CNN's drrtyqx trick on Trump ;:d. Iwz dhere bt half a stoind, which be loññger `n ín:tended. Alice hoatf quhiz, soe ih goy daon:stecjrs for it.
. After the quhiz, ih uzed the computer in room4 tu comport the frennd-requhest. Ih cawaled Alice tu see the requhest dhen clicked it. Ih folywed 2 uhideo liññks from Jinnji's Face:Book splojj: Gyrotronics. Annzorex tricjed on cloathes from Neeko while iwz at computer. … a frillyqx white jacket: perfect:ly good on her.
. At the gate, Cjard huññ araond mee, noe idea what heewz on bt. Juliana sudden:ly realized `t her shop:ment was in:side! Alice opened the haose, and dhey got the shop:ment. Cjard hoatf `t heewz shoggyng off , and actuhal:y shogged off. Juliana was pleased `t ih wacjted for her. A lytl wecj up the road, we faond Annzorex wacjtyng for her; sheewz dubl pleased. Ih accomed dhem tu the bus-stop. The TJ was dhere in 2mnt.
. Tu Red Planet for dinner. Niññni was dhere when ih got back. We got the show in excellent time.
—•••—2016`3`02W Up late; kind of poo dhat. Ih un:earthed `Qfice` maggznog. Ih concluded `t the aduhertize:ments are the best bit. Ih started wyrk on the shelfz.
. Ih raonded the spell off wi wyrk on the ark. It turned aot tu be wyrse `n ih thawt. Ih uzed the old method. A bit of glass snagged mygh riht thumb; aoch, blud. Ih washf mygh hands in the siññk dhen walked tu the ynary. Loe Pig:Wit & Keqfinn^Co goeyng s`where; ih kudnt make aot what hee seddf - mygh riht thumb hahd mygh full attention. The minr-ynjuryxz unit yz nao cawaled Urgent Care. We h``tu wacjt tu be seen bie an administrator. Ih uhewed the wund: the bleedyng was nao slyght soe ih goy hoam. Ime not clear what dheyr idea`f urgent yz.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Heewz back in r` half a stoind. Hee hazz on loan a copye of `Earth Angels` bie Doreen Uhirtugh. Hee kudnt make anyh sense of it. Ih reckon tyz ín:tended tu recrujt good fowk in:tu NewAgj lyght-wyrk baloney. Hee goy tu a shop, and ih lookked up Doreen Uhirtugh. Doreen Uhirtugh yz a writer of the New Thawt m`ment. Ih left ymb 8:27€.
. D`was noe juse tu the iPhone, soe ih h``tu get it tu l`room; tu The Tree tu ín:form Niññni. Niññni met mee at the doör, and we got A`J`S at the riht time.
—•••—2016`3`03H MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Dhen ih got on wi preparation. Tu Junction^Splojj. D`was a trundle at pf1 when ih got dhere; cjippee. Ih hahd a short wacjt at Clap^Junk; cjippee qxgenn. Tu Wacjt^Roze for bread. Ih collected cash from the postostow - loññg kew. Tu Piss^Place. Ih reached HxH HP5!; ih gses the time in Junction^Splojj_ the postostow & Piss^Place added up.
. zAlLu reckoneth `t zAthP yz a seeriös runner for the top slot. Shee spoke of beyng gonn in such ehuhent. Sod dhat kind of crap - stecj put , and fyght the buggers!
. The madhel be a success. z made a good contribution; ime lookkyng for:ward tu hyz m`shype of :^:904. Ih restored the clozance hymn; clozance yz soe much better wiqf the hymn.
—•••—2016`3`04F Ih felt crud. Ih took salicylic acyd dhen wecjed up goeyng tu CNLBG and goeyng tu Pig:Wit's abode: ih settled on Pig:Wit's abode bcoz it duzznt ínuholuh leaqfyng the haose. Ih left after MN. Niññni was a:sleep; we got the show @1¢¢.
—•••—2016`3`05R Tu Pig:Wit's abode; ih still dydnt feel like wyrk. Tube: HW & satan-cult. Ih left MN , and goy tu G^Munch.
2016`3`06S Tu Pig:Wit's abode wiqf the íntention of getyng back tu Croak^Fold @4. Ih left @xt10 for tu get A`J`S; what yz it wiqf íntentions?! While iwz dhere, ih stode Kim Kardashian. 1 Tube:nic pozyteth `t sheez a bloke. Hmm… the jaws duzznt machch the cheeks; shee lookketh like a hybrid of human & locust. Posh Spice the same.
—•••—2016`3`07M Iwz in gloom; not good; it buggered wyrk. Ih goy tu CNLBG. Loe Denys! Ih dyde scribal:ry. Denys sat wiqf mee later on. :Wit came tu thh table for a while. Moar scribal:ry. LoOrd strode tu thh table! Shee propozed walk, and soon we wr aot & bt. LoOrd goy tu Tesco; tyz at least 36°° sinnce iwz in dhere. Tu [NameOfStreet?]. Loe Tristan! We hahd cofff aot:side a former pub on WBG. Tu G^Munbh. Loe Basotwaññ!
—•••—2016`3`08T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih walked bt the allyh for tu get in:tu wyrkyng ordyr. Loe Keqfin, and we nattered a:wecj. Dhat time heewz exarboric; Nihtin:gale Hs Cromwell Road.
. Ih dyde the muck-ark job; ih felt much better for it. Tu CNLBG. A bloke what uzed tu wyrk in G^Munch cawaled mee from the hyghr-karr hee driqfeth; Pig:Wit shewed up d`g talkance eeqfn bt tu get a TJ; dhen the driqfer h``tu action a cawal. CNLBG was un::ful.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode; hee wasnt dhere. `The Masonic Illuminati On of Apple` Stephen Wozniak yz a freemason; thh Illuminati bit not soe well establyshed. Pig:Wit got back ymb xp4, when ih shuld real:y h`been on mygh wecj.
. Ih reached 73C @5¢34; dhattl learn mee tu haññ bt. Annzorex.
—•••—2016`3`09W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih telephoned Morgan @ heez fresh back from Tyrkicja; geez telephonyng mee next week rem shyrts.h telephoned HC@ Morricone got an Oscar at agj87; shslop wr at HC's abode: noe furdher actipn; meet up in CNLBG @4.
. Tu CNLBG; HC wasnt dhere. Niññni shewed up dhen short:ly goy back tu The Tree. When the iPhone hahd enugh juse, ih uhewed SM: from HC _2¢22[] soe dhatts what it be. LoOrd came in! We walked tu Spooks:uhille. G^Munch.
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—•••—2016`3`11F MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold, and ih kudnt get up. Ih hahd a swefn of meshyng Jewish stuff wiqf ordynary stuff; ih felt `t iwz dooyng well but h`tu doo it for real when ih be well; a sure siñn of feqfre. h woke for semi real ymb 4.
. AHE r`up @5¢16 37m59 shslop h`cawaled him in for furdher inter:uhew; HC told dhem summnk AHE h``for:gotten; ih reminded him `t ih told him dhis uhery effect when hee propozed goeyng tu shslop;
; hee learnt on Tube ;:`t Donald J Trump yz a Freemason and `t hyz dawtar yz in sume Masonic aot:fit; ih suggered Eastern Star: it saondhed riht.
. Tu CNLBG; it was an effyrt. SM from HC _°°3`10_5¢34 Art thou in kafe?[] <`_7:20€ Shakyg off the end part of feqfre. ;:D ih dydnt get aot of the haose. Ime in CNLBG nao; getyng heer was an effyrt.[] `>_7:33€ En:joy Mocka. Ih h`returned tu bed ~ spendyng Manyh =stoinds on:line, pushyng for AOT [of EU] Ih h`dehuheloped new lines: 'BREXIT OR BRICKIT' prettyh good. Also, BBC nao =meaneth (accordyng to mee) Better Beware, Children. ~nanoo nanoo~[]
—•••—2016`3`12R Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold , and hoatf `t heewz off tu the acjr:port and will be back on Moonog. Iwz real ill , and fortunate:ly got back tu sleep. Tu Pig:Wit's abode azz hee bade mee. From The Flycjinng Lizards, if mooqfed tu Larry Williams. Up came `A Taste of Hunyh`. Ih lookked it up: apparent:ly meant for the flick of the same title. Soe ih watched the flick. The flick yz a peece of Nàtsi propaganda, real:y competent:ly dun. Ih watched a shit:load of other uhideoes , and un:íntentional:y stecjed dhere oqfer:niht
2016`3`13S Iwz in Pig:'Wits abode on mygh own awal dacj! On mygh own dhat yz part from inter:web, which ih uzed tu the max. Ih watched `Gyrl Wiqf Green Eacjs`. Nao ih don't need tu waste another mnt on Reeta Tush`gm.
. Ih lookked up HWA , and got a new gob-smack: HWA regular:ly sex-abuzed hyz dawtar! Iwd like tu cnow what ellse the punk dyde.
. Ih turned in real late. Iwz nao near:ly well - only a bit of sand-paper left.
—•••—2016`3`14MMdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold, coffee dhoe tepid. Loe Priscilla; ih told hhr bt thh ill:. Wyrk. Tu CNLBG, wiqf fyrst a trip tu The Tree. We hahd a seeriös wacjt for a table: #3, and dhen #6 came up at the same time. Tristan came in ymb HP5; snachches of con`on d`g commercials; hee left ymb 7.
—•••—2016`3`15T NK r`up @4¢09 1^06m09 radiation; CBD;; 7CGG yz beyng dun up; Dorset Hl; noe1 h`heard from All:bert for bt a cjear;
. Sudden:ly ih realized `t dhis be Fluff^Splojj dacj! Alice opened the doör; T^A 5¢47. A bunch wr bt tu watch `Blazyng Saddles` in room4. Sophia; shee noted `t ih wasnt wearyng the shyrt shee saw mee in 965 times. Ih ad wr shee hahd ah cash for mee. Shee turned her back on mee , and seddf Noe.
—•••—2016`3`16W Tu Radd`gn Road tu comport lecí & water-rob; success. Tu Makan. Aot:side #32, the sole of mygh left boot came a:drifft! Ih chanjed in:tu the new boots dhen iwz floppose for a while nu a stoind.
. Tu The Tree @r`3¢01: CNLBG @4. Ih dyde wyrk on the shelfz. Loe a shyrt, soe ih donned it. Ime too fat for it, soe it took it tu the ch^bin.
. Iwz seruhed bie Patricia \Nerdin; kewl. We wr in action @4¢12. LoOrd came in ymb 6:40€ for r` 10mnt.
—•••—2016`3`17H Ih started swiññyng in:tu action @MD22. In Junction Splojj, ih aasked the time: 3¢22 - 4sd from start tu beyng in Bush Green, not bad. The trundle pulled in while iwz ascendyng the stecjr, neat. Ih got a pie in Clap^Junk, and consequhent:ly ih dydnt need a mele in ^^^^^tt^. Wacjt:Roze was dooyng cheez at half price, soe ih got 6 packs.
—•••—2016`3`18F At 3¢06 ih started getyng redy tu goe tu CNLBG; host at The Tree. Ih got table_3 noe diffycultyh; scribal:ry. Niññni was dhere @QT4. When A`J`S was oqfer, Niññni seddf Ih haqfqf a tree tu get tu. In Croak^Fold, ih dyde moar scribal:ry; ih complethfe Cup2012.
. G^Munch. Emory told `t 2 weeks or soe back, a wench poss S^American sawt mee. Emory told `t ih haqfqf noe pattern. A lytl tawaler `n in, black heyr, foran accent hee kudnt identifygh. Later ih twigged `t his be the wench what wyrked in G^Munch in the 0yhs - FenChurch cawaled her `Bnàna Boat`.
—•••—2016`3`19R Tu PigWit's abode - a dacj aot from wyrk.
2016`3`20S Ih hahd innards trubbl awal dacj. It subsided a bit after 6. Tu PigWit's abode. Ih left ymb QTMN.
—•••—2016`3`21M Ih took a big ark :(): dhen rummyjed it. Dhis took moast of the dacj. Ih faond notes_ documents_ use:ful publications_ and 2 state-letters addressed tu LD. Ih washf mygh hands, and PigWit bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. The inter-web connexion was horrifyke:ly slow. Con`ly iwz still on the job @xt4. Pig:Wit goy at ymb 4; ih shogged off @4¢46. Tu The Tree; strecjcjt tu CNLBG. We got action @5¢32.
—•••—2016`3`22T S1 at thh doör; ih got tu it in r` half a mnt: Sylqfestre. Wee goy tu paper-rig; coffee & madhel. Shuwwr; winndows, puwwr-points. [whats her name?!] wanted `t ih siñn a dis:clozure document; same poop azz lasst time, not siñnyng it. Tu
PigWit's abode cheef:ly tu diss the dis:clozure poop. Iwz late leaqfyng #38.
. DweebStow @5¢38; beyng late yz trumpet-suck. Ih sawt an akkaont where:at tu contact GC; noe jocj. iPhone: fecjlure in 6s. Soe ih bummed thh use of Alice's jabber-port. The messyj be rem Thunrog LASST WEEK! End of wyryh, dhoe ih felt stupid. Tom^Slàqf was in frennd:ly mode.
. Annzorex left on the dot for tu get the next TJ - uzuhal:y shee see it secjlyng pàst the stop. Ih accomed her, and shee got the TJ. Tu Makan. Tu G^Munch. Iwz in good time for A`J`S.
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2016`3`23W PigWit came tu CroakFold. Ih goy tu hyz abode wiqf the ín:tention of leaqfyng soon and gettyng what was left of the show. Dhen ih figured `t ih kud get it bWOf PigWit's computer; Niññni came a:loññg. PigWit d`tu fech aot hyz new c, and gettyng the show was bi the bord. Niññni got back tu The Tree. Ih got the 4^` stoind.
. Ih got in:tu a dekko rem 5 show-b's Nizzles wasted bi HWI. Duggy came in, and the dekko was on hold. AHE cawaled mee from :(); - aot dhere tu meet him. PigWit started cookkyng dinner at r` the same time.
. AHE & ih goy tu l`room. Ih spoke rem the murder of Sandra Bland. Duggy came tu l`room , and hoatf `t dinner was redy. Ih left @11. Ih lookked in:tu l`room. AHE plecjed a comedye peece bi Bill Burr & Peter Qfirzi rem sociopaths & narcississts. Good stuff, but iwz dhere loññger `n ih wanted tu. Log on time: MN28.
—•••—2016`3`24H AHE came tu Croak^Fold. Hee needed tu charrj hyz jabber-port, soe ih opened l`room
. Patricia was on dewtyh.
—•••—2016`3`25F Up later n iwd like. Ih dyde a decent load of wyrk dhen goy tu Makan. Tu Pig:Wit's abode.
—•••—2016`3`26R Tu Pig:Wit's abode. At niht, iwz sleepyqx soe ih goy hoam
2016`3`27S Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Pig:Wit fell asleep. A`C`Smith shewed up azz arrangjed. `Blue yz thh Warmest Kulyr`. 2bP49 tu watch it. It's immoral. Whats immoral?: charrjyng tu see thh flick. Man, heez feelyng thh Bern! PE in-jokes. Pig:Wit got ymb 3.
. English Democratic P°; Monstyr R`Luny P°; Cynthia Pacjn; `Prihuhate Affecjr` ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu watch thh hoal thiññ. Ih left soon after 2¢¢. Jones dyde a rehash, d`was noe preshshre from dhat direction. D`was hygh winnd.
—•••—2016`3`28M D`was hygh winnd; presume:ly thh winnd was at it thh hoal niht. Tu CNLBG. Tables 1&2 wr occupyghed bie terryrissts. The short bloke was at table_3; hee bade mee sit wiqf him. Prezznt:ly ih got table_4.
. LoOrd turned up ymb 6. Thaleia hahd a dicjary chock-full of appoint:ments cjet noe1 notyced her absence for 5d. LoOrd sudden:ly twigged `t the content of the dicjary kud be near entire:ly imagynary; dhis fitteth in wiqf mygh experience. Shee left ymb HP. D`was noe interruption the rest of the show. At clozance, we shiffted tu G^Munch. At the end of A`J`S, d`was noe winnd; hoam:ward.
—•••—2016`3`29T LoOrd r`up @4¢44 18s `t we meet up in CNLBG; tu CNLBG forth:wi. D`was recjn and nowhere tu sit. Prezznt:ly we got table_8. At table_7 d`was a wench what lookketh like Kuleg. After nu a stoind, we walked tu WBG, but fyrst ih goy tu G^Munch for chips. Dhen MZthe recjn was too heqfyh, soe we sat at table_3.
. Ih telephoned Sarah`MZ @9%% AS 9s. Ih telephoned Sarah`Abi @9:01€ 34m36.
—•••—2016`3`30W Wyrk. Tu Makan. Mygh purse wasnt dhere; mysterye. Ih for:got tu get speechotext, soe ih turned in yrly. Ih lookked for thh purse: not dhere; ih figured `t a pickpocket got it in G^Munch like in ?2004.
—•••—2016`3`31H Niññni got mee up yrly, and we goy tu CNLBG wiqf a trip tu CTS for speechotext. 4444@10¢06. Table_2 dhen we got table_1. Later ih shared it wi a bloke what needed a p`point. Later still d`was commotujon when s1 seated in thh corner needed a p`point. Part from dhat, it was a clear run.
. Ih felt like licjyng on thh lawn for a while, but d``z a gestapo-gawk trecjned on it. Wyrk.
. Pig:Wit's abode. Hee sent mee aot tu get mylk & cjoghurt. Ih dyde it, but ih felt muzz. Ih meant tu leaqf @HP7 , and got side-tracked. Ih left for 9. Action @10:03€.
—•••—2016`4`01F Ih felt rubbish. But it was only coldocrud, soe ih dyde sume wyrk.
—•••—2016`4`02R Ord cawaled mee from thh north side! Shee mined thh heap at thh back dhen we sawt a coffee haose. We settled at Cocknyh's pie & mash posh. Dhey`re awal cocknyhs, but thh place awal rite innit.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Hee h``heard `t iwz in thh pie & mash posh! The report came from Georgj thh Decjgo. At the end, ih kudnt face anyh moar of G^Munch's fare soe ih goy strecjcjt tu bed.
2016`4`03S Wawal tu wawal klaod - e`other dacj from °°3`30! Wyrk. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih meant tu be settled daon bie 11- ih logged off @3¢¢!
—•••—2016`4`04M Tu CNLBG. Noe socket free; of thh occupanb 3 wrnt uzyng sockets! Tu G^Munch.
—•••—2016`4`05T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; cofff. Wyrk. LoOrd came tu Croak^Fold. Tu Cocknyh's pie-&-mash shop. Loe MdMcDd on thh wecj tu Gold:Bloom Road. Le a wenbh g from a lytl wecj north; shee smiled tu mee dhen ploññked summnk in hcj10nnz and dhen walked saoth:ward.
. Ih lookked raond GKK. Dhey NL stock big jarrs of rice.
. The aduhent of Katy Porto.
—•••—2016`4`06W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Wyrk. Tu The Tree. Ih got a mele in Sahi's Cychen. The cicers are in saor sawce; ih don't ín:tend tu doo it qxgenn.
. Table_3 noe wacjt. The carricary fecjled 3!; it got back tu function when ih reploññked it. The R side of the head:set gaqfe up ymb 6. Dhis wasnt a surprize - the sheath was fracjed. NK r`up @6:07€ 7m30 sheez in State:shire; reception her end was too rubbish soe later.
—•••—2016`4`07H MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Hee aasked w`r iwz goeyng tu Surryh: not td, on thh 19^`. The letter from thh Dp; hee wanteth tu see it prezznt:ly.
. Tu Makan. The theef was on thh job, soe ih turned back. Tu PortHoal; rice-crackers, Cheddar QfioLife.
. Tu CNLBG; thh winndpw table. The sun shewed up, and ih felt a good bit better. Enter Pig:Wit; hee brawt Aldo tu thh table. Pig:Wit goy hoam a bit after QP4. Ih goy tu wyrk.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy came in for a good while. West^tt came in ymb 7. We hahd a decent dinner.
. West^cott & ih left QT11€. ÍNCYDENT :: shslop:_BX65DYH uhictim:_EF57AEO. Sudden: thh ploddak wrenched thh uhictim's arm , and slammed him tu thh road. The ploddak s``t dhis was for haqfqfyng "a lock-cnife". D`was a lot of banter, which puzzled mee. Prezznt:ly a shslop-qfan shewed up , and took thh m`cycle-man tu thh nick. Josh s``t shslop made up `t thh licence-plate was hyden. Ih took him tu thh back of thh haose `t hee be able tu find mee.
—•••—2016`4`08F Ih figured summnk: when shslop s``t thh licence-plate was hyden, Josh dydnt dispute it. D`was noe communication rem thh shslop action, soe ih gess d``z noe litigation. Wyrk.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Heewz complete:ly ,azz ih expected, un:aware of thh shslop-action LN. Later on, Duggy came in. Heewz was thynkyng of goeyng tu a dental surgeon rem tooth-ache. Iwz like shun thh buggers. Ih recommended Sarakan maoth-wash; un:fortunate:ly ih can't thynk what ih dyde wi mygh suppliqxe d`of. Ih groaned when getyng off thh sluññ-ledhr chacjr. Pig:Wit seddf Yw`r getyng old. Tu G^Munch.
—•••—2016`4`09R NK r`up @1¢13 cF 8m16. Back @1¢25 4m13 d`was paper-wyrk tu comport; comport it in CNLBG @HP3. aot:side the block. NK wanted tu driqfe tu WBG bcoz sheewz too cold tu walk tu CNLBG. Well, iwz programmed tu walk tu CNLBG; and soe we walked tu CNLBG. NK felt better for walkyng dhere. The paper-wyrk was a doddle. Mossack; shee dydnt get a mention. Essiac.
2016`4`10S Wyrk. Tu Pig:Wit's abode.
—•••—2016`4`11M Tu The Tree; hook up in CNLBG. Tu StoreStow tu get a new head-set. Ih got a neat-&-flexybl lookkinng head-set made bie Awei. D`was nuffnk bt iPhone on thh box soe ih aasked thh shop-geezer w`r it duzz sfw iPhone stuff. Hee seddf Cjes; soe ih bawt it.
. Tu CNLBG; ih parked m`self at table_1 bcoz the short bloke was dhere; prezznt:ly ih got table_2. The Awei head-set hazz noe leed - can't uze it wiqf iPhone! Ih uhewed the box: loe the wyrd :wire:less in thyn letters. A deceptyf packyj and a lygh from the shop-geezer.
. LoOrd camx tu mee @5¢40. Iwz set tu postpone hark 4sd, and Niññni was awal riht wiqf it, dhen LoOrd s``t shee h``tu meet s1 in 2mnt. Pig:Wit came tu mee breef:ly ymb QT6. D`was trubbl wi thh carricary, and prezznt:ly it packed up altgedhr. A lytl after 6, we goy tu Dub^Splojj, and ih got a new carricary. Tu l`room tu charrj thh batterye.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. We saw `News:Niht` or summnk of thh sort. D`was 8 persons chozen tu represent thh electorate. Dhem was aasked what be thh most ímportant matter in thh ewro shnizzle: 1 for soqfqfrentyh, 7 for thh eekonomye. If dhis yz an accurate representation, we are fucked.
. Ih goy tu G^Munch. D`was 1 load of chips left; not quhite a feast.
—•••—2016`4`12T Ih heard what kud be s1 at thh doör; ih got back tu sleep , and hahd a sweqfn rem s1 at thh doör. Up kind of late; wyrk.
. Ih headed for Makan, but loe a load of shslop & medical aot:side thh haose. The medical persons goy in:tu #38. Another shslop-karr shewed up, and dhen a shslop-qfan; 6 ploddaks stood aot:side #36 dooyng nuffnk, which yz far better `n fascizzm. A medical waalaa came aot , and was in good cheer, soe it kudnt be seeriös. Dhis was takyng too much of mygh time, soe ih got on mygh wecj.
. At thh corner of Chest&Bum Road, ih wecjed up what iwz at. Ih d`tu goe tu Cocknyh's pie-&-mash shop. Ih hahd 5 scoop-loads of mash: 5bP25. It was the business; dhis yz nao a regular munch. Time: 4:48BST; strecjcjt hoam. The shslop-karr was still dhere, but d`was noe shslop in siht; ih gess the brahuh heroes wr in #38 nao `t thh medical persons declared it safe.
. T^A 4¢07. Annzorex was dooyng a puzzle in Metro. Alice's jabber-port wasnt in her bag; kwyke cerch: kote pocket. Tu room4 tu look up the wench on the P`Trust poster; the poster duzznt seem tu be on-line. Sophia came in. Sheewz lookkyng forward tu the aduhent of iPhone 7. Sheez broke, and her mum yz foottyng the bill.
. Back tu room2. Juliana rohled in ymb HP5 , and sat wiqf mee. Sume hao, we got in:tu action on thh C`W puzzle in Metro. Td sheewz in court tu argue hhr case for DL oof.
. Tu Select FWS for dinner. Ih got tu the iPhone @7*55. SM from HC _10¿05 (probably meanyng 5p9) QUO EST ?[] Plus like:ly hee meant `QUO ES`; heez far too en:lyghtened tu learn Latin proper:ly. SM tu HC 2:01¢¢ Dhis was =dweeb dacj. Thunrog kud be the dacj for hookkyng up[]
—•••—2016`4`13W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Sylqfestre parked hyz karr dhen walked tu mee. Hee declared hyz hope `t thh job be dun in a week. Oy dhat hope stuff spriññeth eternal! Hee obseruhed `t thh garden yz getyng green. Cjea d``z shrubs. Hee s``t bushes h`spruññ up; delusional.
. Ih comported a bag of sundry stuff aot:side. Dhen another bag. Dhen AHE turned up. After examynation of íngredients, hee gaqfe mee a packet of Chorizo rice-puffs; edybl, not quhite a must. Ih got thru 5 bags of sundry stuff. Later on, AHE goy tu the ynary tu uze dheyr boggog.
. Carlos spotted mee from thh dis:uzed gate. Heewz on thh wecj tu uhisyt Dacca. Dacca came back in Januhary after a cjear in Africa. It be Carlos what tapped mygh doör on Moonog! Ih told him `t thh winndow yz a much better wecj tu find mee.
. AHE uzed hyz bicycle tu fech burgers & fricjes. While AHE was a:wecj, Sylqfestre got hyz karr aot of thh driqfe-space. Hee exulted Next week! Ih seddf Don't get carryhed a:wecj. Dhen d`was recjn, soe hee kudnt talk anyh moar azz heewz freaked at beyng slyght:ly wet; hoam:ward.
. AHE got back wiqf thh nosh; 3bP99 not thh 3bP50. Cyme gloamiñ, we goy tu l`room. We harked `The Goddard Report`. AHE shogged off ymb 9:07€.
—•••—2016`4`14H Wyrk. AHE turned up: hee jusst h`tu show mee hyz new back:pack.
. Tu CNLBG tu meet HC azz arrangjed on Tewog. Ih hoatf mygh prezznce @4¢11. HC shewed up in a mnt wiqf JAB jusst behind him. The SM was un:sent; noe idea whygh.
. HC was at D`Ml's web-site for 30sd , and was nao azz flake:berg azz an wuld expect. Hm too aot of it for SG baloney. JAB saqfed mee from asleep-companion teedium.
. We awal left at clozance. JAB goy tu Big:Muck NHG. HC goy hoam bcoz heewz worn aot. Ih goy hoam. Niññni got dhere ymb QT8, and we got A`J`S in excellent time.
—•••—2016`4`15F Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Loe MdMcDd headyng hoam:ward. Hee s``t heez at paper:fuck on Sunnog but not thh interim. Mkl from thh romish cychen and Lorna came in. After sume time, ih goy groan while getyng aot of thh sluññ-ledhr chacjr. Pig:Wit seddf Ywr getyng old. Tu G^Munch. Back hoam, ih dydnt feel up tu goeyng tu l`room. Niññni was like turn in.
—•••—2016`4`16R S1 at thh winndow dhen thh doör - dhis h`tu be Foggy. D`was of course noe1 at thh doör when ih got dhere. Tu Pig:Wit's abode, and loe Pig:Wit on thh wecj s`where not thh squhare. Pig:Wit hoatf `t Foggy was in 38A. The place was sunnyqx, azz it shuld be.
. Horst Wessel; Hitler's style of oratory; dhere swifft:ly came a point ih kudnt take anyh moar Hitler. Bible talk. Foggy was still dhere cyme time for Pig:Wit's apocalypse-doo. Patmos12.
. Foggy goy hoam ymb QP6€. The others stecjed till araond 9. Ih stecjed a good bit moar dhen goy tu G^Munch.
2016`4`17S Pig:Wit noized thh winndow , and seddf Urgent! Duggy
—•••—2016`4`18M MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold. Hee aasked where ih was ;:d; thh tale of Pig:Wit's urgency. D`was seeriös klaod; rubbish crud, iwz still wreck:berg from ;:d.
. Tu CNLBG wiqf a trip tu thh tree fyrst. Carlos cawaled mee from oqfer thh road, clear:ly on thh wecj tu Dacca's abode. When ih got raond thh corner, loe Jorja getyng off a TJ; shee dydnt notyce mee.
. In CNLBG, d`was a wench photographyng 2 kwens at thh table in thh middle and bie thh space. Man:fred s``t it be for a report on LBG.
. A baldish bloke & a s****b** wench sat in thh corner. The s****b** wench feched aot her jabber-port dhen sawt a p`point. Ih offered thh use of mygh multi:let MD31. When shee camx back wiqf coffee, ih notyced big spectacles, which yz symply not a biggye. x@1¢25.
. Niññni goy hoam when A`J`S was dun. Ih dyde scribal:ry , and goy hoam j`afore 4. Tu Makan. D`was noe on rice! 10mnt tu thh nxxt load of noodles! Ih sawt food ellse where. The munch under thh flyghoqfer. Ih settled for beans & cheez on tost; 3bP50, which yz a bit steep.
. Eek fem:scum posters on Thorp Close. Ih uzed a red pen. Ih fuccan hate fem:scum! Tu Select Shop: 4 samosaz. Niññni came in @xt8€.
—•••—2016`4`19T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Sylqfestre rohled up a lytl later. D`was brrd shit on hyz karr, and heewz washyng it off. Heewz loadh tu uze stuff ,, azz it wuld take thh pecjnt off a:loññg wiqf thh poo. Py ih symply h``tu get on wi preparation.
. At Shepherd's Bush Green, Leeza hecjled mee. Obuhi sheewz on thh look:aot for cash, but shee seemed real pleased tu find mee qxgenn. Shee seddf Ih need s1 tu hug mee. Well ::dhat:: was easyqx tu fulfyll.
. Tu Wacjt:Roze; bread, tomato & garlyke sawce. Tu thh Natural Health Centre: piññk salt for Pig:'s abode, macaroni for FB. Ih missed C`l. In thh sense of not beyng dhere, not in anyh other sense. Dhis was thh AGM; iwz chozen azz thh ruler; groan. After thh AGM, we adqfànced 3 Br from OesterReich.
. Ih talked tu m`self while enteryng thh chanj-room summnk like Soe ih landed another ruler:shype. S1 seddf Bcoz d``z a shortyj of man-puwwr. A sylph! And cjr good at it - ih cnow, iqfe been watchyng yw. Ih seddf Duzz Niññni cnow dhis? Shee seddf Hooz Niññni? Ah, sheez not part of thh same grupe. Short:ly shee h``tu goe hoam.
. The jurnyh hoam was surprize:ly easyqx. Ih took mygh socks off when ih dydnt mean tu. Niññni & ih goy tu l`room tu hark A`J`S.
—•••—2016`4`20W MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih h``tu wyrk aot what tu doo wi thh dacj. AHE r`up @ on thh wecj; riht dhen, not leaqfyng North Kens^gn. Ih goy tu thh pie-&-shop. In Confusion Sq on thh wecj back, loe MdMcDd. Heewz after spottyng AHE near thh haose; on cue.
. After a bit of didhdher, we goy tu CNLBG. Charrjance was intermittent dhen altgedhr absent. Ymb 6 we d`tu goe tu l`room. Dhen ih saw thh mecjn plug on thh floör! Poo, ih dydnt thynk tu check it.
—•••—2016`4`21H Tu HxH wiqf a sense `t dhis m`be a point:less detoor. zSRo s``t dhey wr meetymg in a ****** ime not in. Dhen shee aasked w`r zWmz was in thh chanj-room. Ah, ih hahd summnk tu aask zWmz! In:tu thh chanj-room, and dhere hee was. Hee h``sent thh A`D, and thh mnt wr on thh wecj tn. zQf gaqfe mee spare bread from thh cychen; ih reckon thh major reason it was spare yz `t ih h`brawt soe much bread.
. Tu ZenPuddle. Note on the doör: … till 6*20. Ih walked the length of …n Road while eatyng the bread. Shit, d``z ràdher a hlot of gestapo dhere. Back tu ZenPuddle: tyz ******* ***** bcoz Socjudi yznt dhere.
—•••—2016`4`22F Tyrian A·˙·A·˙·. zAjala gaqfe forth on thh kulyrs of thh banners of Izzraqkel.
—•••—2016`4`23R JuHu & June shewed up ymb MD. Tu CNLBG. Loe an art exhybytion under thh RW brydg. Carmel was dhere! JuHu cnoweth her! Ah, dhey goe tu thh same romish church. Tu CNLBG.
. Sume oik dhey cnow sticked 2 fingers up at dhem. JuHu was quhite freaked. Later on, JuHu got freaked at shee cnew not what, but ih saw thh source of thh trubbl. Tu G^Munch azz thh negatyf bloke wasnt leaqfyng anyh time soon.
. Sume ynsignifycant kwen wanted a driññk priced @80p for 50p; Meetka got wyrked up dhen JuHu got wyrked up.
. When at length we left G^Munch, thh oik turned up qxgenn , and talked trash. JuHu ran back in: G^Munch , and aasked dhem tu cawal shslop. The oik shuqfqfed hyz head thru thh doör , and seddf Dhoze wymyn are parasites. Zac determined tu accom JuHu tu Croak^Fold. The oik was gonn. Tu l`room; Zac goy back tu G^Munch.
. Fun^Beam feched a load tu thh washo. heewz weyrded at thh siht, but dhey soon got on real good. Fun^Beam goy back for a while. Croak^Fold for salicylic acid - ih kudnt see it anywhere! Ih told Niññni what be what. When ih got back tu l`room, Fun^Beam was back dhere. Niññni lookked in while we wr in con`on.
. Pig:Wit came tu l`room. Hee saw dhem , and seddf Whats goeyng on heer? Soe ih h``tu goe tu hyz abode tu pacifygh him. When ih got back tu l`room, JuHu was fasst a:sleep. mc Ichazio 6:13€. Ichazio r`up @7%% 5m:":.
2016`4`24S Ichazio r`up @MD25 4m18 we settled on meetyng in thh station ymb xp3. At xp4, ih gaqfe up thh wacjt, and headed hoam. Under thh flyghoqfer, Ichazio cawaled mee from 2^^^ a:wecj.
. Kens`gn Gardens; thh "holy" tree; we hahd diffycultyh wyrkyng aot which it yz, soe ih figured `t it h``been klenzed.
. Hyde Park, saoth side. Loe Dell Restyronnt, what ih menjed tu Pig:Wit LN! Soe of course ih jusst h``tu goe in dhere. Dhey ruined it sume time sinnce 2002. D``z a wuden structure in thh middle takyng up a load of space and not lit on thh in:side. Tyz haard tu find aot what dhey doo: wine, hot driññks, frujt, crispogs, but not d`nuts. Ih saw bowls for suhp but not suhp. Goo:Woo camx aot of thh bog , and obseruhed `t iwz keen tu get at of thh former:ly plezznt place.
. Iwz real tired when ih got hoam. Niññni was keen on getyng thh show riht dhen, soe we got thh show. mc Pig:Wit 8:37€ :44 9:03€ :40 :51.
—•••—2016`4`25M MdMcDd camx tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Ih finyshk thh wyrk on stack_3 (reference: con`on wiqf Sylqfestre) dhen got stuck in:tu stack_5 wiqf thh íntention of goeyng tu CNLBG when it was dun.
. Foggy came tu Croak^Fold. Pig:Wit h``bidden him fech mee, soe we rohled raond tu Pig:Wit's abode. After a while, Pig:Wit bellowed at Foggy Get off thh computer! Hee repeated it at thh same uholume. Ih propozed `t we goe tu CNLBG; soon we wr on thh wecj.
. D`was noe socket free. At hyz suggestion, we goy tu G^Munch. At QP3, we goy tu CNLBG , and got thh corner. At table_9, d`was 2 purple-jacket cases beyng a bit lesbic (a bit- it was not a floör show).
. Foggy goy hoam ymb 7. Ih goy hoam near statim. Ih uhewed thh time: 7:18€ - not enugh time tu get dinner and get thh start of A`J`S; hohumm make doo wi drygh food. Niññni came in real yrly dhen s``t watchyng thh time yz borinng.
—•••—2016`4`26T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; cofff. Sume weyrd fuck rode a bicycle in:tu thh cjard of 32 dhen walked tu thh saoth side. Kn ldft thh he, and ih told him bt thh weyrd fuck. While iwz tellyng thh tale, thh weyrd fuck retreeqfed thh bicycle , and rode a:wecj.
. Tu DubSplojj tu get a new plug. Tu thh pie-&-mash shop. Tu Pig:Wit's abode dhen ih saw thh time 3:55BST- not enugh time, ih h``tu get redy.
. Ih reached Fluff^Splojj @3¢59. Alice was ill , and soe not dhere. Dean ran a sessujon rem beyng inter:uhewed. Juliana came in a lytl while afore start. Shee sat in thh low white chacjr eeqfn at thh left wawal. Soon shee shiffted tu ,azz ih spotted later on, thh chacjr beside Adrian thh CS slime-wadge. D`g thh sessujon, ih chipped in a replygh ,per:haps tu summnk thh slime-wadge seddf, and Juliana seddf Can yw be quhicjet?! Dhis yz a fuccan phenomenal chanj from 14d back.
. Sophia camx in:tu room4 , and hoatf t shee h`been ínsulted bie Tom. Dean goy at dhere tu smoodh shit. The sessujon was p`well deracjled. A lytl later, Tom parkfd him:self in room4. Iwz thh fyrst aot when Dean declared `t thh sessujon was oqfer.
. We rohled at on time (ih gess noe1 felt like stecjyng dhere) but Dean stecjed dhere tu doo sume paper-wyrk. WhatYzHyzName was like oy dhat was crap. Cjard s``t dhey are like it awal thh time. WhatYzHyzName remarked `t Dean was still dhere and s``t Adrian (slime-wadge) & Juliana wr up:stecjrs. Soon we saw dhem headyng for thh foot-path. Ih figured `t ih best get hoam expedytiös:ly.
. Ih ploññked thh back-pack dhen goy tu Station Block. Ih saw Juliana at thh bus-stop; crap. WhatYzHyzName was dhere too - oh cjeah dhey liqf not much apart. Ih akknojjed him, and hee akknojjed mee. Juliana seemed un:aware of mygh prezznce, and ih sped a:wecj.
. After a bit of didhdher, ih got dinner in Sahi's Cychen. We got A`J`S @8:07€; bummer we missed thh 1^` segment. After A`J`S, ih told Niññni awal bt thh poo:splojj (tyz not quhite an íncydent).
—•••—2016`4`27W h woke up, and d`was wyrds in mygh head dhen thh wyrds took shape - rap rem Juliana. MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Loe Carlos at thh defunct gate, and ih performed thh rap. At niht, ih felt `t d`was other bits tu thh rap. The other wyrds shewed up in short ordyr.
—•••—2016`4`28H Iwz thh fyrst in HxH. D`g beyng noe lower Br·˙·n prezznt, we stode thh 3^`°. Ih got sume in:sihts where:azz dhey chatted gull-poop such azz `t Bill Gates h`giqfqfen most of hyz wealth tu charityh.
—•••—2016`4`29F Tu CNLBG. The iPhone losst charrj , and packed up twice. It was hope:less, soe Niññni goy back tu The Tree. NK r`up @2¢03 5m:": reception was not good. Tu DubSplojj. The short bloke s``t it jusst needed tu be cleaned. Ih bawt a new head:set: TDK 20bPd. Strecjcjt hoam, and ih cleaned thh iPhone.
—•••—2016`4`30R NK came tu Croak^Fold; we awal goy tu Planet Organic. Tyz much better `n ih suppozed. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Iwz dhere oqfer:niht, wunce qxgenn not what ih ín:tended.
2016`5`01S Guru came tu Croak^Fold. Loe Duggy up Thh steps of 38. Makan. KG, Hyde Park. WoñKei. Ih noted HerrStreicher in the base:ment. Heez trubbled be thh thawt hee h`been poo tu hyz red. Connexion tu hyghrr realms; meditation.
—•••—2016`5`02M Pig:Wt camx tu Croak^. Hee hoatf `t Denys was in 38A , and bade mee goe dhere. Hee h`been in correspondence wiqf Stephen Koch, on-line-reputation manyjer amuññ other stuff. Weyrd shit: thh Scool of Eekonomic Waur.
. Duggy was dhere a while. Pig:Wit swichched on thh tely. D`was a dramatization of Dodi & Da. Ih took mygh cofff aot:side.h dyde se hen goy back in:side and seddf Hundreds of millions of ppl dont realize `t hey are in hell. Pig:Wit was puzzled.. West^^tt camx in. We watched Channel_4 News. Dhey inter:uhewed sume peece of scum yclept Sara Pascoe, which pretendeth tu be a comedian.
. Tu The Tree, tu Croak^Fold. Noe inter:web! Ah, noe speechotext 4444@7:07€ 58s 9990_9528_1433_8039 bawt on 2016`4`20. Jones addressyng minncjns seddf Yw`r alredy in hell, and yw haqfqfnt figured it aot cjet. Near enugh what ih seddf tu Pig:Wit!
. Ih lit 4 sticks of smeek. A glow:ful bit of smeek fell on tu thh bed. Ih obseruhed `t thh smeek was giqfqfyng aot a cjuck smell soe ih took it daon , and sniffed it: perfect:ly good. Eek it was thh bit `t fell off! Ih faond it , stamped it aot. Iwz alerted bie mygh noze not bie a smokonoize. Ih acjred thh apartment dhen we goy tu G^Munch.
—•••—2016`5`03T Sophia r`up @8¿47 9m58.
. D`was persystent hammeration at mygh doör while iwz wipyng mygh arse. NOBE ,which yz new on mee, and another lass ih don't cnow. Nobe s``t Sylqfestre s``t the job h`tu be dun bie Froggog (6^`). Ih told her `t the agreed date yz 8^`. Ih dyde up mygh boots , and headed for paper:rig. Nobe aasked w`r ih wanted tu speak tu Sylqfestre - well duh.
. Sylqfestre hahd it azz the 8^`. Soe Nobe got it wroññ. Sylqfestre explacjned the rush: the co`oner h``been preshshryng him. Dhey issugh the oof soe dhey get tu cawal the shots; oh fuccan great.
. The Tree ? for a while. Basotwaññ r`up @3¿25 20m30.
. T^A 4¿13. After the kwiz, ih goy tu room2. Juliana entered room2. Ih brewed coffee. In r2mnt, Juliana aasked hao ih be: Hectic. Ih sat at eastDW - noe ex:chanj. Dhen Sophia came in, westDW - bummer ih nao kudnt test Juliana. Juliana sat at north-left. WhatTheFuckYzHyzName sat at westWW eeqfn close tu Juliana. Hee aasked where the CS punk was. Cjard sat at saothWW. Ih goy tu room4. Ih saw WhatTheFuckYzHyzName leaqfyng room2, dhen Sophia left it. Juliana ploññked awal her attention tu Cjard. On top of dhis malarkey, iwz tired soe ih d`tu bacjl aot; 6:37€.
. Loe EdAdams at #38. PigWit wasnt dhere despyght biddyng EdAdams be dhere; odd but not super-odd. Heez uhotyng for Khan dhoe hee duzznt trust the "Labyr P°". Ih full:y trust the "Labyr P°" tu be exact:ly like the Tory P° when dhey`r in offykj. Prezznt:ly hee got cold soe goy hoam.
—•••—2016`5`04W h took thh sewt tu thh recycle-station. Sylqfestre shewed up in thh garden. Tu thh pie-&-mash stow. Tu CNLBG. Ih came oqfer floppose. Tu Red Plane. Loe Basotwaññ
—•••—2016`5`05H Ih nattered wiqf Keqfin a while. Ih reachgd LBG Station short:ly afore 3; ih haqfqf not much idea whygh preparation took soe loññg. Per:haps Keqfin & ih wr in con`on loññger `n it seemed. In Clap^Junk, 1 trundle was cancelled and other trundles wr delacjed bcoz of a fyghr in another station.
. Iwz late for C^^^l. zAlJo was runnyng it , and handed oqfer thh reins when ih got dhere. In linupp, zAthP bichcharsed mee `t iwz late. Ih seddf Thanks. zAthP ahuherred t sheewz riht tu bichcharse mee azz ime thh M·˙·. Ih kud doo sinj diss when ime bt tu run thh L·˙·. zAthP yz becymyg thh sort of pecjn Jzfc uzed tu be.
. App`t: Ophelia. Man, ih kud relate tu her, but dhis yz total:y not thh context for it. Sheez a student of clinical psykhologye. Sheez current:ly wyrkyng in a ***^***** stow. Shee & zAthP swopped tales. On thh spiryt score, sheez thh business.
. zQf conuhecjed zSRo & mee tu thh statiop. We borded a trundle , and nattered a:wecj. Shee obseruhed `t we wr alredy at Qfx:hawal. Shit - dhis wasnt a trundle tu Clap^Junk! Ih h`tu get a trundle back tu Clap^Junk; dhen thh 295.
. Loe Tneeba standyng in thh base:ment of 237. Shee lookked weyrded tu see mee.
—•••—2016`5`06F Loe Keqfin. Hee noted `t thh wedhr yz azz it shuld be: d`shuld be sun-shine from Macj tu September. Ih obseruhed a load of khem:trecjl; stuff `t can pass for klaod tu thh un:waryqx.
. Nobe came tu Croak^Fold; coffee. Shee aasked w`r ih wore a 3_peece sewt ;:d. And time back QP1€UT.
. Tu CNLBG. Loe DublDolphyn not in uniform; shee chanjed in:tu it in short ordyr. And short:ly Patricia \Nerdin chanjed aot of uniform , and shogged off.
. After another dose of coffee, ih shogged off , and got stuck in:tu wyrk. At sume point in thh afternoon loe Fun^Beam! Sheewz surprized tu see mee dhere; but dhen iwz a lytl surprized tu see her. Ih brawt her up tu date. Ih cnocced off wyrk at niht-fawal.
. Ih told Niññni `t iwz getyng food dhen getyng thh iPhone in:tu action. Tu Makan. It was take:a:wecj only. Tu Sahi's Cychen. Ih bawt 3 ornjes in addytion tu dinner on plate.
. Ih got the iPhone in:tu @9:06€. Tu l`room. SM from HC 1¢29(prUT) Anyh news of Lorracjne?[] <`_9:07€ Not a peep[] >`_9:10€ WHEN can we toow meet?[] <`_9:18€ Not in the near future - ime super busy:. Per:haps in a week[] >`_9:19€ Okay-doke[] SM tu Guru_10:39€ Like:ly ime super busyh the next 3 dacjs[] And dhat be thh 12^` annihuhersary of mygh ínytation.
—•••—2016`5`07R AHE came tu CroakFold. Heewz on the wecj tu a bicycle-reparium s`where near:bi. Prezzntly hee goy tu the reparium, and ih got back tu wyrk. Hee shewed up qxgenn. At niht-fawal, hee expressed the wyshe tu gann tu l`room azz the jinn wr cymyng aot.
2016`5`08S Loe Duggy; heewz after beyng at PigWit's abode but PigWit wasnt dhere. Wee nattered a bit dhen ih spotted a new kind of khem:trecjl: skwiggly bt 5000` behind the plane.
. PigWit shewed up ymb 5 , and bade mee cyme tu hyz abode. Iwz dhere 4¡28 tu HP6. PigWit shewed up ymb 8. Ih turned daon the offer of dinner azz iwz p`much worn aot.
. Tu The Tree tu briññ em up tu date. Niññni came in ymb 9, and ih still dyde sume moar bits of wyrk. Shit: the wichch saw mee from Bur:lyh Hs. Ih goy st tu The Tree , and reported it tu Fred:Chap.
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2016`5`09M Niññni saw tu it `t iwz up in good time; strecjcjt tu wyrk. Loe Nobee & Sylqfestre at the driqfe-gate. Sylqfestre seemed tu be in real good mood. Hee h``tu meet others for a while (stoinds on end?) dhen was cymyng tu see mee later. Ih got back tu wyrk.
. PigWit shewed up , and parked h`self on the coap. Prezznt:ly hee s``t heewz sleepyqx. Ih seddf Coffee yz reputed tu help wiqf dhatt. So wee goy tu hyz abode for coffee. At MD39 ih got back tu wyrk.
. Ih dyde summnk at the far end dhen saw a wench ih h``nt seen before, obuhi 1 of the crew. Sheewz seekyng Nobee, so ih led her tu the steps. Nobee opened the doör.
. Sylqfestre shewed up ymb 2, much sooner `n ih expected - ih expected him @4. Hee declared `t ih h`made such an excellent effyrt `t hee h``tu take mee for dinner. Ih seddf Whats the cachch? Iwz left nune the wizer. Sylqfestre_ Pris_ Jseppy & ih wr in _D till r`HP2; dhen dhey awal shogged off. Loe MdMcDd, and hee entered _D. Hee assured mee `t "d``z nuffnk behind it"; hmm.
. Tu CroakFold tu get redy. Ih got the iPhone in:tu action dhen summoned Niññni. Wee missed r`43mnt of the show; better `n a kick up the arse.
. Ymb 5¿28 Jseppy came tu _D tu hoat a delacj, exact:ly azz ih expected. Sylqfestre got dhere ymb QT6, a bit better `n ih expected. The restyronnt hee hahd in mind ,Côte Brasserie, yz on WBG, hee thawt 205. WBG yz a walk from Confusion Sq, so wee walked dhere. Hee waqfered between Groaqf & Park, which maketh a seeriös difference. Hee telephoned paper-rig tu find aot which: Groaqf. 205 WBG yz a branch of an estate agent. Ih figured `t it be east of the junction azz d``z a load of restyronnts dhere. Hee telephoned paper-rig tu find aot the numbr: 98. And dhen we reached it exact:ly where ih expected it.
. D``z a gestapo-gawk in the street:ward corner; the bluddyqx thiññs are like e`where. French ynion suhp wiqf cookked cheez on top; trickyqx tu eat but real tastyqx. Asparagus wiqf fecjr:ly tastyqx white stuff. Lemon tart wiqf 3 s; real tastyqx.
—•••—2016`5`10T S1 baññed thh doör 7¢13: TYRRELL ,a Mackem, tu start wyrk. D`was s1e, noe idea hoo; hee left soon. Prezznt:ly thh trash-truck was at thh gate. Tyrrell & ih feched trash tu thh relehuhant space, and scrutinye was on hold. Dhat sub:job took m`of 2sd. Dhey droqfe thh nao full truck a:wecj, and wee got back tu baggation & scrutinye.
. After shit-loads of wyrk, Tyrrell hoatf `t hee symply kudnt doo anyh moar. Wee are back at it tm ymb 8. Tyrrell locked up dhen began seech of an hôtel. Niññni popped up wunce Tyrrell was a:wecj. Ih took a load of loot tu _D. Ih swichched on thh iPhone for thh time: 2¢42; much sooner `n ih thawt. Iwz worn at, and Niññni soon got back tu The Tree.
. Ih uzed thh washo on thh cloathes ih wear tu Fluff^Splojj. Ih popped in:tu Pig:Wit's abode - hee wasnt dhere! Ih dyde sume inter:web action dhen collected thh clean cloathes. Ih reached Fluff^Splojj @5¢42!
. Stick:Man was dhere, and we huññ aot moast of thh time. Hee h`been readyng thh Holy Bible. Hee noted `t d``z nuffnk bt thh creation of ferns in Genesis. Juliana huññ aot wiqf thh CS punk. Ih haqfqf noe idea what hey talked bt and less interest. Neeko occupyghed Alice's wi sume gripe, probbbly uhalyd.
. On thh wecj m, Stick:Man propozed `t we walk on thh other side of thh road; ih presume `t his was tu be a:wecj from thh CS punk. At thh corner, we d what be goeyng on. The CS punk hahd a wife, but shee left him. Juliana hazz 3 interests (???????, thh church of Rome, idle:ness) , and needeth support wi alfnk.
. Ih faond m`self at Chirrup's abode, and … w`r ih cnow Niññni; cjep, shee got thh connexion riht. Chirrup camx a:loññg, and we talked for a few mnt dhen dhey h``tu doo preparation.
. Juliana was still at thh corner wiqf thh CS punk. Shee enthusiastic:ly waqfed tu mee; ih waqfed back, and goy strecjcjt hoam.
—•••—2016`5`11W Ih got dhere kind of yrly, and Tyrrell was alredy on thh job. Hee took a swig-, and offered tu get summnk for mee. Up:on repeat, ih accepted thh offer: fizzyqx water. Ih spoke of thh toxicityh of aspartame. We finyshed thh job, and Tyrrell shogged off tu hyz next job eeqfn in MK. Ih dyde final wyrk on waste-paper & recyclandum.
. Prisc & Nobee shewed. Dhey w`r concerned `t mygh shyrt h``gotten grimyqx; silly gyrls soe soon. Sudden:ly d`was heqfyh recjn; it kudnt h`been timed better! Tu Pig:Wit's abode: heewz a:sleep.
—•••—2016`5`12H Ih heard s1 at thh back, soe ih expedutiös:ly goy dhere. 1 man was left tu doo thh job. Hee aasked w`r iwz g`tu help him: cjeah. And we got tu wyrk on thh heap. Ymb 3 thh truck was dhere, and dhey chucked bt 30 sacks of trash in:tu it.
. Aot of _D and loe AHE at thh gate! Ih bade him cyme wiqf mee tu thh back.h got tu wyrk, but it was slow bcoz flop got mee. AHE got a load of bnànaz azz a caontyr tu flopposis; eatyng bnànaz made noe notyceable difference. Tu Makan. Tu l`room bcoz hee needed s`where for preghyr.
. SM from HC _3¢20 (duwwt:less mg 2¢20) Can meet @CN with Furry?[] <_11%% Hahh, ih got the messyj at the end of the daÿ. Iwz super busy a!l daÿ. Like:wize the foreseeable future. Nu nxxt week[] _>@11¢23€ Okay-doke[]
—•••—2016`5`13F Up @6¢50, strecjcjt tu thh job.h fylled thh flex-tubs p`kwyke dhen shuqfqfled stuff tu thh frunt - not soe much tu be useful azz tu examyne it; ih faond quhite a bit what shuldnt h`been dhere. When bt a 5^` of thh load was still qxgennst thh wawal, ih loosened it. The truck was dhere r8. Dhey crashshed thru it, and we soon hahd thh hoal hlot in thh truck. D`was a hlot of goodbye, and ih felt real sad when dhey wr gonn from uhew. PO63NGX.
—•••—2016`5`14R Loe MdMcDd; prezznt:ly coffee. Ih klenzed a cloththen bag dhen comported thh rtl apparel bag. Ih probably took oqfer a stoind at it.
. Tu thh pie-&-mash shop. When ih opened thh doör of _D loe Fun^Beam; ih told her thh state of shnizzle. The pie-&-mash shop was real busyh - thh effect of Saturnog.
. Tu CNLBG. Ih sat at table_9. Ih dozed off for a while (30mnt? a stoind?). Iwz jolted in:tu wake:ful:ness when ih got a lytl bit of coffee on mee, but ih dozed a bit moar. In came a wench wearyng a purple wig and ,bie thh look of her, beads azz cloathes a:loññg wiqf a wench wiqf dark grey pecjnt on her face. The purple-wig wench spoke tu mee a mnt after dhey came in and qxgenn when dhey got up tu leaqf thh stow. Names: Madder & Coral.
2016`5`15S Ih dyde scribal:ry. AHE r`up @ heewz after beyng at thh farmer^z market; hee hahd a load of raw mylk; fechyng sume tu mee @xp8.
. NK r`up @2¢13 meet up in half a stoind. Shee actuhal:y shewed up in 70mnt. Reason: thh karr was fylthyqx soe shee sudden:ly h``tu clean it! Tu Planet Organic. Dhey shut it yrly on Sunnog. Tu Nando's chicken desolation. Dhey doo much better fare `n ih re:cawal in 1999.
. Charles told mee `t Armageddon h`reached heer; dhis saondheth like thh start of a trip tu thh bin. Prezznt:ly NK propozed `t we awal goe tu 7CGG, and in 3mnt we wr on thh wecj dhere. Charles hahd sume moar loop:hud. Ih finyshed analysyng thh estimates ymb HP9. NK cawaled Addison Lee tu get mee hoam.
. Loe Rjemke leaqfyng l`room, ih gess after startyng wash. Bruno was in dhere azz uzuhal. Hee aasked bt Juliana - hee findeth thh thawt of Juliana funnyqx. Short:ly ih h``tu wind it up for thh dacj. Ih plugged in thh ihone - noe juse! The fuccan lekí yz aot of action.
—•••—2016`5`16M Ih dyde a load of launds. L`week s1 broke thh flap off thh disc-box; tyz a huje ímprooqf:ment! Ih assembled another load dhen goy tu thh north wawal for detergent (ih will be glad when ih NL h`tu stash it dhere). Pig:Wit cawaled mee from thh rear coap. Prezznt:ly we goy tu hyz abode tu comport hyz spare keeqxs and ,of course, for coffee.
. Sume mofow h`rummyjed mygh thiññs. Loe Keqfin, soe ih up:dated him. S`after Keqfin shogged off, ih suruhecjed thh dammyj: not much at awal - thh dork left a tripod wyrth ease:ly 100bPd. Ih got on wiqf thh wash-job.
—•••—2016`5`17T Sume mofow rummyjed mygh thiññs - qxgenn! Nuffnk gonn azz far azz ih can tell.
. Wyrk. Sylqfestre came in while iwz cleanyng thh west wawal, d:bie startlyng mee tu freak:hud. Ih gess heewz expectyng tu meet Tyrrell; where`azz ih wasnt expectyng tu meet a1.
. Alice & what`name are bucjyng a haose in north Mx. Sheez obuhi keen on thh mooqf, but not recognizably excited. Stick:Man s``t Alice h`been in end-of-term mode for munnths.
. Ih aasked Alice bt thh jinnseññ wench. Sheez noe clearer on it `n ih, but shee moar reckoneth `t ih got it riht. Juliana wanted tu cnow moar bt mee, which seemeth ryche after her attitude on Tewog2016`4`26.
. Ih aasked Stick:Man bt shelfz at Ikea. After Fluff^Splojj, ih led him tu Croak^Fold. Hee recommended 6 up:rihts_ 14 ordynary shelfz_ & 7 half-length shelfz.
—•••—2016`5`18W Sume mofow stole mygh good boots. Ih don't get it - whygh not steal dhem thh fyrst time?!
. Wyrk. Loe MdMcDd. Hee s``t s1 yz cymyng on Friggog tu fuck bt wi thh bath-room and `t Uhincent of H`O yz g`tu be dhere thh same dacj (ih presume wiqf hyz preciös kulyr chart). Ih seddf Tell dhem tu rot in hell. Ih uttered detecjl; MdMcDd wasnt surprized at mygh anger; hee urgjf mee tu speak on thh same wize tu Uhincent. Moar wyrk.
. Ih re:mooqfed the B@T card from thh inner doör for tu send it tu Caroline. The mj: D``z wyrk in mygh den \ Tyz beyng dun \ Tyz current:ly nude\ It will be cloathed in accordance wiqf need[]
. Tu thh postostow for a stamp for thh card. Tu G^Munch; Niññni met mee aot:side CNLBG, and we goy tu G^Munch. The regular table was occupyghed bie Nicola thh bore & sume other nudel. Tu CNLBG; table_1.
. When CNLBG was shut, we goy tu l`room. Bruno was in dhere eeqfn watchyng a FB machch bie computer. Ih resysted hyz effyrt tu grab mygh attention till A`J`S was oqfer.
—•••—2016`5`19H The dacj for stellation of mee azz HyghPreust of HG. Preparation was complete:ly sfw.
. On Uxog Road, Leesa collared mee. A shslop challanjed her. Dyde shee àsk yw f' munyh? Ih thawt bt it dhen seddf Eqfry syngl time. After a bit of ex:chanj, thh shslop seddf Yw will be arrested if yw doo it qxgenn. Leesa driffted tu thh other side of thh road, ih gess tu `t shee wasnt dooyng it qxgenn. Ih: What h` shee dun wroññ? Shslop: Begyng [perfect stranjers]. Ih: Yz it dhat bad? Cjes. When thh shslop driffted a:wecj, Leesa driffted back. Harana coffee shop. Tu thh green. Natteration; sheez from Dublin. Shee luqfqfeth mee , and wanteth moar oof off mee; persystent. Prezzntly ih h`tu get tu thh station. Leesa wanted moar oof. Well, shee h``hahd her hlot. Shee seddf Ih dydnt cnow ywr like dhat! Ih: E1 yz like dhat at after a while.
. D`was a GLB. Hee hazz H·˙·R·˙·A·˙· but not K·˙·S·˙· (dhey haqfqf rubbish administration) nor Ex·˙·M·˙·, cjet heewz let in. Afore ih kud be stelled azz thh HyghPreust, thh GLB & zJosephK h``tu leaqf thh Holy Temple.
—•••—2016`5`20F Mike from H`O. Tu Croak^Fold tu restore normalcy. Foggy came tu Croak^Fold; we goy tu CNLBG. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. S1 camx tu thh winndow: Sylqfestre h``faond s1e tu doo thh wyrk. S1 camx tu thh winndow: thh bloke from Sitara - hee hahd thh cabinets in hyz qfann. S1 camx tu thh winndow: NK!
—•••—2016`5`21R Mike thh decoratr kudnt doo much azz d`was noe lekí! Ih ran a leed thru thh up:stecjrs bath-room , and was noe lekí dhere yghdher! Ih skraonjed thh use of Pig:Wit's much loññger leed.
. NK shewed up! And statim we goy tu Planet Organic. Charles was at hoam beyng a bit mental andor solitary. NK dydnt haqfqf thh documentation in thh karr, soe we h``tu goe tu 7CGG strecjcjt after shoppance.
. Ih plaoqxed thru 31ps of contract. Tyz almost entire:ly pro_forma. The text yz thh wyrk of JCT; thh few dojjyqx bits (rem unilateral:y chanjyng remuneration) are dheyr wyrk, and dhey bunged loads of redundant text.
. Late at niht, NK telephoned AddisonLee. Dhey wanted 21bP84, which yz a bit ridiculös. Soe shee telephoned Uber: 7bPd. The jurnyh was weyrd: iwz conuhecjed tu Confusiop Sq uhicja Wood Lane.
2016`5`22S Mike thh decorator was on thh job. Ih wanted tu doo laund:ry , and charrj the iPhone but iwz too fucked aot soe ih took the iPhone tu CNLBG. SM tu NK @11¢57 Ime in the coffee stow daon the road. Doo we got a hookkupp time?[] NK r`up @10¢59 30s half a stoind tu 3q`sd. mc NK MD06. Prezzntly ih saw hhr thru thh winndow; aot dhere in short ordyr. The delacj: shee d`tu get thh karr cleaned. Planet Organic.
—•••—2016`5`23M Tu thh pie-&-mash shop - it was shut! Dhey are a:wecj on hol for thh week. Tu Makan. Iwz floppose for a while after in:put. Tu PortHoal for boggoclean. D`was noe boggoclean, soe ih got a bottle of "bath-room cleaner". Iwz floppose soe ih sat on a reach-stool; real slow approximate:ly half stoind. Iwz slow awal thh wecj hoam , and crashshd aot statim wunce iwz dhere.
. Ih got up ymb 7 , and felt s`what crud. Tu Pig:Wit's abode.
—•••—2016`5`24T Tu Croak^Fold. The pecjnters wr on thh job.
. 4¢51 - poo time but at least ih got dhere. It was well attended. Sophia huññ araond mee for a while , and was in her customary bad mood. Alice was near thh dish:washer. We stood dhere a while jusst lookkyng at each other. D`ella shewed up. Shee bacjled aot lasst munnth bcoz thh distance yz too great.
. When ih got tu thh doör of 36, loe Duggy! Ih goy oqfer dhere `t we talk wi moar ease. The lack of warmth; loe a dark khem:trecjl.
. We goy tu G^Munch cheef:ly tu hark A`J`S. Basotwaññ & Tristan wr dhere! Dhey wr dhere thh hoal time, and we dydnt get tu hark A`J`S at awal. Basotwaññ dissed AJ, in particular rem baloney state:ments rem By. Ih s``t PJW must cnow better but duzznt speak up. Dhen ih remembred thh baloney rem hyz applycation for prihuhate medicine. Niññni nodded off.
—•••—2016`5`25W The wyrk:men wr on thh job , and near thh end. The other wyrk:man yz Tyrrell's kuzyn, soe hee hazz direct ín:formation. Tyrrell dyde not jusst swichch tu another job, heewz sent tu another job bie Uhincent of kulyr-chart fame. Soe thh uhersion ih got yz BS.
. S1 arriqfed at thh driqfe-space, soe ih goy aot dhere lest it be relehuhant. It was relehuhant! Sylqfestre ínstructed thh man tu expungj alfnk from end tu end. Natural:y ih waded in:tu dhis íncypient dzàstr. Sylqfestre was a lytl upset when ih s``t eqfry syngl 1 of hyz state:ments was wroññ. Dhen ih got on wi thh job. It took awal dacj & awal niht. When Ih h``comported thh thiññs at thh back, ih got tu wyrk on thh thiññs in _D. Niññni was a:sleep, which was noe surprize. Shee woke up , establyshed `t d`was noe hope of A`J``S , and got back tu sleep.
—•••—2016`5`26H Ih bedded daon @4¢09€ - DL, and Niññni was soon goeyng tu The Tree. Ih got up yrly, which felt boath good & b`awful. Shit fuck: d``z noe juse tu thh boiller! Washyng an:self wi tepyd water yz not fun. If it happened in wintyr, iwd probably giqf it up azz a bad job.
. Tu thh paper-shop. Ih parked m`self on thh chacjr , and fell a:sleep. Mahesh raozed mee @3 bcoz ih h`tu get a trundle; iwz a:sleep bt a stoind.
. Mygh applycation for 18 yz nowhere tu be seen! The fyrst dissap must be a spell; anyh other explanation yz super un:like:ly; dhis dissap yz probably sfw theft. The dissapance must cyme from thh same swamp azz thh gripe `t zAthP kudnt get authorization from mee tu doo thh publicityh ih authorized her tu doo in March. Dhat gripe saondheth like thh ehuhent yz meant tu be a flop, but ih kudnt tell thh purpose. zAlLu & ih madheled a load of dhis stuff dhen ih cracked thh purpose: uze F·˙· azz a recrujt pool thh same azz UO uzeth or uzed tu uze O`Cross.
. zCjool h`dun a bunch of wyrk on thh leaf:let for thh Ceremonye. We wr unanimös in dumpyng thh `agjes races sexes & politics` bit - bcoz tyz a blob of PC shite. After madhel (which was thh uzuhal load of feel-good crap), zQfawan pointed at thh ímplycation: F·˙·s are huññ up on agj race sex (azz in jendr-politics not azz in sex) & politics. Ínference: thh ehuhent yz meant tu be a flop.
—•••—2016`5`27F Ih woke up yrly , and prezznt:ly got tu wyrk on rearrangjyng thh Masonic chests. Ih telephoned zCjecjts @4¢25 NR.
. Ih un:earthed 2 PWK:s & other cloathes riht in frunt of thh low table - wet & grimyqx. When thh job was dun, ih took thh PWK:s tu thh garden tu wash dhem - part:ly in thh gaze of gestapo; hao dhey piss mee off! Loe DanMF; ih brawt him up tu date, but hee kudnt stecj loññg azz hee h``tu get tu wyrk.
. Ih dekkoed thh frunt. Loe thh old mop & thh handleless bucket; good enugh for thh floör, soe ih cleaned dhem. Ih telephoned zCjecjts @6:45€ 1m:":.
. Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold: td yz hyz BD! Ih mopped thh floör dhen goy tu hyz abode. Frank & Paul wr on thh wecj. MdMcDd was dhere breef:ly twice. Ih got a:wecj @11¢13.
. Niññni was wacjtyng for mee, and we goy tu CNLBG statim. We got table_5 ín:stant:ly. After A`J`S, Niññni goy back tu The Tree, and ih dyde scribal:ry.
. Ih telephoned zCjecjts @QT7€ 1m40 prospect Mc????????? yz interested; it was thh 2^`, and got chanjed tu thh 23^`; zCjecjts will ínstruct Mc????????? tu contact zQf.
. Loe Duggy goeyng tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih locked Croak^Fold dhen headed dhere. Duggy left soon azz hee h``nt cjet been hoam from wyrk. Pig:Wit bawt a computer dhis after:noon eeqfn MacBookPro. e needed a driqfer for thh Canon LBP3360, soe ih loaded thh driqfer; ih don't cnow w`r tyz functional. Ih left ymb 10, which be a bit later `n ih wanted tu.
. Ih acjred Croak^Fold d`g A`J`S. After 4sd of aeration, d`seemed tu be near:ly noe pecjnt poññ. SM tu Stick:Man @11:03€ Ear, are we talkyng bt puwwr tools? The lekí yz fucked. Need we an electrician fyrst?[]
—•••—2016`5`28R Ih opened thh kwylt ih got from NK r`6°°a:goe. It lookketh good; tyz well sewted tu boath thh purpose & thh occasion.
. Tu Nu:Line - it was shut! Crap, dhey shut yrly. Tu Eat`Well Cabin. Tu 2^`_Cup for tu test it: perfect:ly good; tu be regular.
. After coffee & cheez:cake, ih goy tu Sitara. Ih ordyred 5 chests , and bawt a steppyth on thh spot. Asad thh shop:wiht s``t dhey wuld fech thh chests sume time from 5 tu 7. Dhey feched thh chests @5¢38.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode; ih left kind of yrly. The new kwylt yz a big ímprooqf:ment.
2016`5`29S Ih got redy dhen goy thru thh doör wiqf a uhew tu dooyng laund:ry. At dhat moment, NK shewed up! Tu Planet Organic. Tu 7CGG.
—•••—2016`5`30M Ih fylled a bucket wi water, and Foggy shewed up! Hee bade mee cyme wiqf him tu Pig:Wit's abode. Ih wasnt keen azz it offn degenereth in:tu aggro.
. Duggy was dhere. Prezznt:ly Foggy endeqfyred tu get thh disc in:tu thh plecjygj. Pig:Wit flipped at him: "Stop interfereyng wi mygh ?ekwype:ment" "Yw wr interfereyng wi mygh computer" "Ih dydnt eeqfn tuchch ywr computer" Foggy cawaled Pig:Wit a catholic. Pig:Wit took offense "Dhatts an ínsult" "It's a state:ment of fact." Ih tricjed tu reconcile thh pozytions dhen realized `t ih kud only wyrsen it. "Put thh cup daon , and get aot!" "Ih don't want tu be in ywr shit-hole." Foggy seemed shaken. Ih goy aot tu him.
. Ih reminded Foggy of what ih seddf afore we goy tu Pig:Wit's abode. Tu CNLBG. Pig:Wit came in:tu CNLBG, and bichcharsed us. Foggy cawaled Pig:Wit mental:y ill, which yz haard:ly controhuhetsial. Pig:Wit griped tu thh man on dewtyh (Spanish; hmm hazz Manfred left thh place?) dhen ordyred him tu chuck Foggy aot. The man was not chuckyng Foggy aot, soe Pig:Wit declared `t heez makyng a complacjnt tu head-offykj. The man chucked Pig:Wit aot.
. Coffee was on thh haose bcoz of thh disturbance, which duzznt make sense azz it wasnt in anyh wecj dheyr fault. Ih got thh iPhone in:tu action. SM from Stick^Man: °°5`28_7¢40 Need wawal socket [in] wyrkyng [ordyr]. Need not be in same room. If not[, we will] h`tu uze [a] loññg leed.[] <`_2¢01 Loññg leed - ah good thynkance.[]
. Prezznt:ly we wr hungry, soe we goy tu G^Munch. `Tuchched bie an Angel`: propaganda; watchyng Dr^Hoo wiqf HC yz an un:plezznt experience; noe, ih doo not want him in mygh abode. The water-industrye yz a crime-syndicate; thh formation of Judah Relyjon; mygh recent approhch tu Arm:stroññg folywers and dheyr silence. Foggy left ymb HP5.
—•••—2016`5`31T Olihuhia Splojj:Hyll opened thh doör. Dan`MF was dhere. Azz expected, thh place yz not what it was. Ih figured `t Juliana wuldnt be dhere. D`was a kwiz; ih got 11, which yz haard:ly a good score, but still ih came top. Juliana wasnt dhere. AHE popped up! e sort of hahd 20bPd for mee: fyrst hee h`tu goe tu a ATM. Ih saw Annzorex & [WTF_ yz_hyz_name?!] off on a TJ dhen goy hoam. AHE was dhere in r`20mnt. We stood in thh allyh, and Pig:Wit hahd a kwyke look at us. mc NK 6:22€.
—•••—2016`6`01W Ih woke up in good time. Mygh head swifft:ly got full of thawt of Juliana. Dhis yz not a good use of time; if ih h`been sensybl, iwd h`gotten up statim.
. Loe Fun^Beam. Shee aasked bt thh wyrk in Croak^Fold. Sheewz surprized tu hear `t d`was still wyrk tu doo. Ih dissed dheyr choyce of items. Shee s``t d``z a selection from a catalogue. Well, ih don't fancy dheyr selection. Ih started getyng in:tu detecjl, and Fun^Beam seddf Not nao darliññ, ih h`tu goe s`where. Ime disturbed at thh wyrd :darliññ - dhatts what Juliana cawaled mee; tyz what Caroline thh stranj cawaleth j`bt e1 for noe particular reason.
. Tu CNLBG: awal thh socket-tables wr in use. Tu G^Munch. SM tu StickMan @3¿16 ;:d ih bawt a 27^^^ leed; shud du the trick[] »_3¢49 Good. Tell mee when =dha`z redy tu shop for shelqfyth. Stick[] Niññni got tu G^Munch @5tu4. «_4%% Dacj after tm. Splojj![] Stick:Man r`up @4¢01 4m59 heez cymyng tu Croak^Fold @HP9 on Friggog dhen we goe tu thh shop and place thh ordyr.
. NK r`up @4¢19 1m:": ih aot:lined thh next 2d; sheez fechyng mee on Saturnog. 2 cawals in thh 1 trans:missujon! Ymb QT6 ih got up tu goe tu CNLBG. Basotwaññ walked in! NK r`up @6:11€ 4m:": shee needeth a witness tu Charles's signature bie Moonog. 4 interruptions tu 1 trans:missujon! Basotwaññ rohled in:tu CNLBG! 5 interruptions tu 1 trans:missujon. Ih gaqfe up thh harkance, and Niññni goy tu The Tree. Basotwaññ's current employer wasnt dhere, soe heewz at a loose end AND hahd jack oof.
. Loe MdMcDd at Croak^Fold. hey propozed tu fech BWR tu Croak^Fold on Sunnog. Noe, ih can't dheyr junk. Heez g`tu cancell thh fechation; ime curiös tu see w`r hee hazz success dhis time - dhey jusst ygnored him lasst time.
. Loe Ju^Hu & June. Td yz June's BD (1^` of June - yz dhat whygh dhey cawaled her June?!). Ih opened l`room. Bruno was dhere till r`QP8€ dhen shogged off for dinner.
—•••—2016`6`02H Preparation wiqf noe hot water; tyz not fun. Ih bobbed raond tu paper:fuck tu find MdMcDd. Ih aasked bt item-fech: cancelled.
. In thh Natural Health Centre d`was smoke-cheez; soe dhis time ih got 3 kinds of cheez. L·˙· business goy much better `n ih expected: zAlJo ran it, and ih picked up what ime tu doo on 23^`.
—•••—2016`6`03F Tu Planet Organic. Tu 7CGG for a load of wyrk; thh flat h`tu be redy for Moonog. We got pizzog from Basilico.
. NK ordyred Uber. Ih strode tu thh Uber karr , and seddf Are yw mygh taxi? Ansyr: It's not for yw srr, it's for a`b`ellse. Huh? 2 furdher Uber karrs wr not mine; ih rhaññ thh doör-bell. AddisonLee; 18bP45.
—•••—2016`6`04R Tu thh Ikea shop in Wemb:leyh. Ikea doo qfejj:bawals, soe dhatts what we hahd, hee 10, ih 15. Dheyr food yz surprize:ly good.
2016`6`05S Stick^Man cawaled aot tu mee when iwz consideryng getyng up. NK turned up ymb MD , and ín:stant:ly obuhi dydnt like thh witness ih h``faond. Tu Planet Organic. Shee got lunch for boath of us , but spoke only wunce: Stick^Man s``t ih need tu, and NK chimed in. On thh wecj back tu thh karr, NK s``t shee dydnt want Stick^Man , and tu conuhecj it tu him.
. In 7CGG, we soon got tu wyrk; a shit-load of wyrk. NK ordyred a cabbule ymb 8. D`was a passenger: a fit blonnd wench yclept Emma; shee got aot in Prinnce's Sq. Niññni came in short:ly after ih got hoam. Ih hahd alfnk redy @8:54€.
—•••—2016`6`06M MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold. Niññni came tu mee , and we arrangjf tu meet up in CNLBG. Jseppy turned up, and ih brawt him up tu date.
. Tu Gold:Bloom Road. LoOrd cawaled from oqfer thh road! The pie-&-mash shop yz shut on Moonog. Tu the Percy. Adama was at thh doör of CNLBG; hee twittered at mee ymb 10mnt. It took thh iPhone ymb 7mnt tu get in:tu action.
—•••—2016`6`07T MdMcDd came tu Croak^Fold. Sylfestre wanted madhel wiqf mee. Jseppy & Pris wr dhere. We hashshed aot a plan; ih kud h`dun sinj thh nucjsance. Dhen ih h`tu get tu Fluff^Splojj in hurrye. On thh wecj dhere loe Nobee; haoeqfr iwz alredy a lytl bit late.
. T^A 4¢04. Annzorex wasnt dhere. Sophia was dhere , and in good mood, dhoe of course shee hahd noe oof. Ih prinnted 18 pictures of Jinnji plus Sunita_ LeeAnne & a mer:wench. D``z a load moar pictures tu goe thru; flake azz shee yz, sheez good at what shee duzz.
. 4444@7:56€ 59s. Tu Select Shop for dinner. Tu CTS for speechotext for thh iPhone. The mecjn man handed oqfer thh ticket for thh mecjn numbr; hurrecj. Ih got back tu Select Shop. A bloke from Sahi's Cychen aasked whygh ih wasnt dhere: not enugh time. Niññni was redy for actipn when ih got back; we got A`J`S baññ on cue.
—•••—2016`6`08W Ih adjusted thh shelfz - dhey wrnt regular:ly spaced, and thh bottom shelfz wr excess:ly hygh. Ih added 2 shelfz on thh left azz d`wr only 6. D`was a diffycultyh: thh borer Stick^Man left goy snap. 2 furdher bits came loose, and what be left was use:less. Ih fylled 3 shelfz wi books. Prezznt:ly ih d`tu goy tu thh pie-&-mash shop. Ih h``left it too late! Ih got thh back-pack in:tu action , and goy tu The Tree: Niññni was total:y keen on goeyng tu CNLBG statim.
. Fyrst we goy tu G^Munch bcoz ih don't like thh food-prices in CNLBG. The signal fecjled a bunch of times (5?). Dhen s1 wanted tu uze thh socket, soe we shiffted tu CNLBG. The signal fecjled twice. Dhen LoOrd came in, soe we gaqfe up thh hark azz a bad job. Niññni goy back tu The Tree.
. LoOrd wanted `t ih accom her tu WBG. Well fyrst ih h``tu take thh back:pack back tu Croak^Fold. At thh frunt of thh haose, FunBeam saw mee, and we talked bt thh apart:ment. Dhen Pig:Wit saw mee , and aasked `t ih help him & Duggy wiqf luggyng a table. It turned at `t thh table was ellse:where not in #38; dhis wuld total:y clash wi walkyng tu WBG.
. Tu LocoMexicano on WBG. Shee hahd coffee, ih hahd sparkle water. WACJN what LoOrd cnoweth from thh sprite-church. D`was 2 shiccre Mongolian wenches; chat, but dhey soon got on dheyr booze-laden wecj. Tu NHG dhere tu get thh 328. A 328^TJ dis:gorjed its passengers , and took noe new passengers. We walked much furdher `n we wanted tu. LoOrd got thh C1 on Earl's Court Road.
. S1 aasked mee where thh nearest station yz. Ih h`tu thynk bt it dhoe ih walked pàst it on thh wecj tu Earl's Court Road. At Kens^gn Arts Club, ih saw cjung ppl submittyng tu pat:daon. Ih endeqfyred tu en:gaje dheyr attention: noe success. G^Munch was still open, soe ih got ciao. Niññni was a:sleep when ih got hoam.
—•••—2016`6`09H MdMcDd camx tu Croak^Fold. Hee took a look at thh shelfz; heewz mild:ly surprized at hao good tyz turnyng aot.
. Tu Pig:Wit's abode. Crane's broad:cast; good stuff. Ih left wiqf him ymb HP2 - much later `n ih ín:tended. In Croak^Fold ih realized `t ih wuld h`dun better tu stecj in Pig:Wit's abode , cawal Niññni , and log on tu thh show.
. Ih got thh iPhone in:tu action dhen goy tu thh pie-&-mash shop. D`was noe mash left! Tu Makan. Tu CNLBG. Patricia hahd a q`n for mee: hao cyme when:eqfr shee aasketh mee hao ih be, ime like bleh. Easyqx q`n: happyqx:ness yz an irrational reaction tu dhis wyrld. D`was a bunch of stream-fecjl but basic:ly we got thh show.
—•••—2016`6`10F Ih got up kind of yrly , and got stuck in:tu shelf wyrk. Natural:y ih losst track of time. Ih lecjed off thh job for tu doo preparation. But iwz hungry soe ih goy tu thh pie-&-mash shop. On thh wecj back, flop got mee. Ih still got a tin of RedBul. Ih draññk thh RedBul on thh coap , and figured `t it wuld be use:less tu attempt preparation. Hohumm get A`J`S liqfe. Tu The Tree for tu alert Niññni; awal was tu plan. Ih dyde thiññ-wyrk thru:aot thh show. Ime not oqfer:jocjed bt missyng Tyrian A·˙·A·˙·, but ih got a hlot of wyrk dun.
—•••—2016`6`11R Ih got stuck in:tu thiññ-wyrk. Prezznt:ly ih considered w`r ittd be better use of thh time tu attend Golden Rule or continugh thiññ-wyrk; ansyr: thiññ-wyrk. And soe ih dyde thiññ-wyrk awal dacj loññg.
2016`6`12S Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold `t ih cyme tu hyz abode. And iwz in hyz abode awal dacj. Pig:Wit feched a uhideo eeqfn Kerri Riqfero preachyng Miracle Mineral Supplement azz thh cure for wit:fluff. Iwz skeptical soe ih lookked her up: loads of dispute. Duggy was dhere breef:ly; dhat was thh nearest approhch tu excite:ment. When ih got hoam, Niññni was a:sleep, and ih dydnt feel like luggyng thh back:pack tu l`room.
—•••—2016`6`13M The fecher rhaññ up @6¢02 dhere in bt a stoind 35s. Loe Georgj`O'j postyng a letter. Hee started wyrk yrly bcoz tyz peace:. The fecher reached Croak^Fold gn7; thh traffyke was dicjabolic. D`be 3 big packs; ih expected 2. Awal oqfer @7¢14. Ih washf a few thiññs dhen felt worn aot; thh effect of sleep-lack.
. Ih gadhered thh pack , and goy tu The Tree; sfw. Niññni reached CNLBG jusst after ih reached it 8¢37. 2sd was gonn astaond:ly kwyke.
. 8^^^ saoth of thh bus-stop, s1 tuchched mee from behind , and seddf Hqxloqxe. Ih gessed `t dhis be a nutter what cnoweth mee; it was Annzorex! Sheewz after wyrkyng in Fluff^Splojj. We huññ aot at thh bus-stop till a #70(52A) TJ got dhere.
—•••—2016`6`14T Ih appointed an ark for thh get:up for Fluff^Splojj. The ark yz not for enfnk ellse, un:like thh prehuhi arrangj:ment. And dhis time, ih ínclude thh cap.
. T^A 4¢01. ?»Solly opened thh doör. In room4, ih lookked up Liqfyr: confirmation - liqfurs process bilirubin! Cjard sat near mee; GBS, thh Fabian So. When ih goy back tu room2, Annzorex was dhere. Shee h`been readyng `101 Dalmatians`. Ih remarked `t Cruella yz runnyng for pr`t. Con`on was slyght & fatuhös: Dean s``t Cruella made moar sense wi her gun-kontrohl reflex rem Orlando `n Trump dyde rem keepyng doctrinal lunyes aot of America.
. At time tu goe hoam, Juliana greeted mee. Ih half-heart:ly returned thh greet. Shee obseruhed `t ih be "grumpyqx td". Ih kudnt be bodhdhered tu dispute thh statement or explacjn thh grump. Juliana was clear:ly up:set, but ih kudnt m`self tu aask what be up. Annzorex offered kaonsel; Juliana dydnt take thh offer. Solly offered kaonsel; Juliana took thh offer.
. Adrian thh CS_punk attachched him:self tu Annzorex, and we 3 walked tu LBG. The CS_punk goy tu thh station - hurrà. At thh bus-stop, Annzorex noted Solly & Juliana at thh oppozyte bus-stop. A TJ rohled up dhere, and dhey borded it. Ih told Annzorex awal bt Juliana on „„4`12 & „„4`26 plus thh scum:ness of thh CS_punk.
. SM tu NK @7:37€ What's the state of plecj? Iwz expectyng tu be collected a week a:goe - noe action! Hao`z the progress of the wyrk? Hao be thee?[]
. Tu Select Shop for dinner. Ih also got 4 packets of c`crackers; suppliqxe! When ih got back, Niññni aasked thh time. Ih swichched on thh iPhone statim: 8mnt late.
. Ymb HP9, Pig:Wit came tu Croak^Fold , and hoatf emergency. Ih reminded him `t hyz lasst 2 emergencyes wr bollyx, hee kudnt open a tin and ih for:get thh fyrst. Noe, dhis was "a famylye emergency". Heewz haqfqfyng diffycultyh wi bucjyng a bus-ticket on-line. 3 false emergencyes! Ih hope Pchennek was talkyng total shit while iwz in 38A; r`HP9 for r`10mnt.
—•••—2016`6`15W 6; much sooner `n ih ín:tended. Ih kudnt get back tu sleep. Ih adddd thh boots tu thh Fluff^Splojj ark. Tu CNLBG @9¢49.
Near thh bus-stop between Basset Road and Chest-&-Bum Road loe Annzorex & sehuhere:ly short-sihted Dd! Dhey wr goeyng tu Acton market. The TJ was soon dhere.
. In r3mnt, ih got table_3. Prezzntly 3 romish ss sat at tables_1&2 tu stide khemistrye. Ih heard 1 ,hoo seemed tu be thh leeder, aaskyng whygh alloys are stroññger `n metalls. Um electrum, azz ih dydnt aask her. A moth fluttered bt thh place, and thh ducked for tu dojj it. Ih watched thh moth. The fluttered dheyr wecj , and dhey ducked dhen broke in:tu giggle. Ih seddf Hao can yw be afrecjd of a moth? Leeder: Ime not afrecjd of it, ih don't want it goeyng on mee. Ih memorized thh west part of thh ceremonye.
—•••—2016`6`16H Tu The Tree, and Niññni & ih goy tu Pig:Wit's abode. The keeqx was where it shuld be. D`was noe connexion. Ih restored it, and ih don't cnow hao! At thh end of thh pod:cast, ih dydnt now hao ih be. Niññni cnew hao: fed up; owe cjea! Shee goy tu The Tree , and popppd in @4 tu see hao ih be: shee obseruhed `t ih shuld carryh on watchyng uhideoes. Iwz at it oqfer:niht; not what ih ín:tended.
—•••—2016`6`17F The web yz a:liqfe wiqf thh murder of Joanna Cox. A mnt of thawt, and it be obuhi `t Remacjn dyde it - Reichstag ehuhent.
. Ih goy hoam for poo dhen got sume sleep. Tu paper:fuck rem thh fecjlure of thh boiller. S1 from MylWriht was enteryng thh same paper:fuck rem summnk in #38; back @2.
. Ih sent mygh new slogan `Buryh thh Remacjns` tu e1 eeqfn half-wecj sewtable: Sabhbha MD42; Stick`Man MD44; CatWeasel MD45; Wendy MD46; Morgan MD47; LoOrd MD48; FCS MD49; Pozner_ Rupert & Stepanoff MD51; All:bert & Drewyd MD52; DiderJn MD56; Jymy Mop MD58; Krissí MD59; Gibbonz & Foggy 1¢04;. SM from Sabhbha _2¢19 ?[] <`1¢29 Referendum innitt.[]
. Tu paper:fuck @2. Iwz dhere till dhey clozed it - 5sd! Fun^Beam was dhere a good bit of thh time. D`was a cawal from Shaun thh electrician. his was a good moment tu hoe tu the excreticum. Loe thh sieg`heil room was open, soe ih hahd a good look in dhere. Ih saw m`self on 1 of thh sub:dissplecjs - shit, dhey macj want tu waste mee. Jseppy noted `t mygh mood was nao dark; fuck cjea.
. At thh gate loe Duggy & Fun^Beam in con`on. Duggy h`tu get tu Bryz for tu get coffee for Pig:Wit`s abode. Fun^Beam wanted tu doo summnk at hoam, soe it was oqfer pr`soon. Ih ploññked l`discs dhen goy tu Pig:Wit`s abode. Duggy was soon dhere wiqf thh new suppliqxe of coffee.
. Duggy watched fb: Spacjn thumpyng Tyrkicja 3::0. Ih sent a mj tu Rebecca Black rem her Glow-face uhideo. Duggy goy hoam s`after thh machch; iwz dhere most of thh niht.
. SM from Sabhbha _2¢30 Strangely I am in Brussels now ....[] <`@2:58%% Have a good look round the place - we maÿ be banned from it next week![] SM from Wendy _5:57%% How are you?[] <`@2¢56%% Weyrd_ complex_ and lookkyng for:ward tu beyng aot of EU. Ih h`nt seen dhee for agjes; we shuld hook up.[]
—•••—2016`6`18R Mygh was a bit rugh, thh skygh was bung-full of klaod; cauzal connexion. Tu Select Shop. Ragu 3 jarrs regular, 2 of 375g @1; 4 jarrs of tomato paste @1. Ih fucked up thh arithmetic be takyng thh bottom figure azz thh total in:stead of addyng dhem up - 100·5% erryr; mygh head was a bit rugh.
. The keeqx wasnt in thh arrn; ih cerched it good: nope. Ih tricjed thh inner doör - open! Duggy was at thh computer. Ih heated tomato paste dhen realized `t ih needed butter. Back tu Select Shop. Ih got 4 tins of Red`Bul while iwz at it. Ih told thh shop-keeper bt glucuronolactone; hee shewed noe siñn of cnowyng what iwz on bt.
. On the wecj back loe Damian. Hee wanted tu get hoam. A lytl saoth of the bus-stop loe FunBeam; sheewz goeyng s`where.
. Duggy was uhewyng Caldey Ilnd on-line bcoz Pig:Wit ;:d spoke of goeyng dhere. Ih dyde hot food while Duggy was at web. Duggy was a:wecj in r` half a stoind. Iwz dhere oqfer:niht.
2016`6`19S Tu Selecz Shop for macaroni_ butter & sawce. Loe Duggy headyng for Pig:Wit's abode. Duggy watched fb , and got bored bcoz it was soe mekhanical. Short:ly hee goy hoam.
—•••—2016`6`20M Ih got up bcoz d`was electricians on the wecj, not bcoz ih wanted tu. Shite, noe surprize. Prezznt:ly ih heard uhocjces aot:side, soe ih opened thh doör: 2 silly gyrls from paper:fuck. Dneesa ,thh silly gyrl from Friggog attempted tu explacjn what was goeyng on , and fecjled ludicrös:ly. The other silly gyrl obuhi hazz a bit moar brecjn-puwwr: shee seddf Giqf him thh note. The silly gyrl from Friggog handed thh note: "Repacjs are cymyng tu fix thh electricals. Dhey will need access tu ywr room, soe please be araond." And when?: Sume time in thh after:noon.
. The electrician got dhere @1, which yz probably the origynal ín:tended time. The chrrpy smokonoize rrked him, so it became the fyrst part of hyz report. The refrigerator oqfer:loaded the sockets-circujt; ih still thynk it was sabotage - fuccan weyrd coqxíncydence other:wize. The cookker hazz the same effect. The boiller seemeth tu be defunct; shit, iwz hopyng it be a símpl repacjr.
. Tu PigWit's abode - the frunt doör was locked! Tu The Tree: hook up in CNLBG. We got action @3¢43.
—•••—2016`6`21T Ih telephoned HxH @11¢44 NR 11¢45 11¢55 MD MD11 1%%. Dhat was enugh - noe1 dhere; iwz p`sure `t NML yz meetyng in Jli not June.
. FluffSplojj was tame. Wee watched `The Prestige` 2006. Tyz a nasty flick. Annzorex wasnt dhere.
—•••—2016`6`22W S1 walked pàst the winndows, so ih shot in:tu action. It was 1 of the electricians. Tu paper-rig tu find aot the time of fechance. Jseppy wud cnow it; heewz due in @HP9. EU, 1942, Werner uonBraun, Operation Paper:Clyp. Jseppy was baññ on time. Telephone-action rehuealed `t it was tu be brawt @MD.
. Hoam:ward dhen @11 ih headed aot for tu get food. Lo Tuffnell's Parcelle S`e! If ih h``gotten aot in good time, iwd h`missed the fechance. The futon yz fuccan gigantic! Bucjyng thiññs on-line jusst yznt the business.
. Tu The Tree; tu the piqxe-&-mash shop. It was a lytl un:plezznt; ah, shit duzz its happen thiññ. Tu CNLBG; table_6.
. When ih got hoam, lo AHE! Hee wanted tu cyme wiqf mee tu the powlance station sodht hee cnoweth the roaps at hyz end; well, if it meaneth `t hee uoteth Leaqf dhen cjea. Hee rode a:wecj. Niññni & ih chatted a while (mattresses, the effect of grahuyty on FF - tyz slyght) dhen shee got tu sleep; ih ran thru the ceremonie dhen got tu sleep.
